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Okay, let's go to Baidu.com to see what news we have on May 8th, 2025. First, let's search for Baidu.com. Then we can see the news in the upper left corner of Baidu.com. Let's click on the news.

What the fuck?

Why? Who will be the one to rise up? Who will be the one to rise up? Who will be the one to rise up on the World Smile Day? This is... For example, as an ordinary citizen, as one of the 8 billion people in the world, I can say, "I hope today is the World... World... The... Happy Day." I said, "The World Happy Day." Is that okay?

I said today is the world... World... Jiu Mi Day. Today we... Today we are going to Jiu Mi. Jiu Mi. Jiu Mi. I said I'll give you a... We're in the office today. We're going to say Jiu Mi. Can I do that? I don't think anyone will care about me. No one cares about me. How did this world smile come about? Wait a minute, let me search. World smile. This...

World Smile Day How did the world smile day come about? Okay, it does. Today is called World Smile Day. It's on May 8th every year. Oh, and the first Friday of October every year. There are two days left in a year.

Okay, he has a different statement. What is the statement on May 8th? He is celebrating the birthday of the international redstone conference founder Henry Duna. May 8th is the World Redstone Day, which is the World Smile Day. But I must remind you that May 8th is Henry Duna's birthday. But it's a hard day for Henry Duna.

同学们,我们真的世界微笑日,我们所有人都是要微笑,但是亨利杜南他妈笑不出来,因为是什么呀?因为是他妈妈的寿难日,苦难日,对吧? 你的生日是你妈的苦难日。

Okay. So May 8th is World Red Cross Day. So what do we do? I hope this day the World Mental Health Organization, not the WHO, the World Mental Health Organization, will define this day as World Smile Day. I should join this organization because I'm mentally dirty. Their organization is mental health.

But what about me? I'm dirty. So I should join the World Mental Health Organization to clean my spirit. OK? And the World Mental Health Organization has set a goal for this day. Indeed, everyone needs to slow down, watch the beautiful things around, listen to the nature's call, and let the tight face relax. Let me tell you, this is impossible. Our faces are not easy to tighten. Our faces are not easy to use various 提拉, use various...

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Again, it's f*cking bullsh*t.

Pretty good, pretty good. Better than nothing. Better than nothing. Everyone must remember that today is World Smile Day. You must smile. You must smile. Let me see how many people have read this dictionary. This dictionary has read it 11.4 million times. Okay, let's go back to the World Smile Day special edition.

We are now opening the Chinese news network, and then on the World Smile Day, I will say a word to tell everyone to activate the happy DNA together. Then we have five enthusiastic netizens below, because this is the news just released today. There are five enthusiastic netizens' replies below, and they can display their IP. This netizen from Henan said:

微笑不仅仅是一种表情还是一种态度,希望我们多多微笑传递正能量。 我觉得 it's cool。 然后这位山西的网友说, 微笑是一种美好的交流方式,应该在生活中多实践,面带微笑,面对每一天。 OK,然后接下来的这位来自,同样是来自河南的一位网友, 微笑可以改变一天的心情,太重要了。

Um, and then the next netizen, oh, is also a netizen from Henan. The animal's smile is really healing. Why did he say the animal's smile? Because this is a Chinese news website's World Radio Special. It's a picture book. Ah, there are some animal emojis behind it. Then the panda said, is it there? Then the horse said, can't receive it. Then the cat turned its head and said, you're talking. The little tiger said, can't you? It's just some animal emojis. Ah.

So this netizen said that the animals' smiles are so healing. This netizen from Beijing said that the animals' smiles are so cute when they are happy. I really hope that I can be so carefree every day. I love to read these comments. I like to read these comments when I'm free. Because these comments, if they are real, if they are not, I feel that they are not real. I checked the time.

It's 9:14 to 9:16, a short two-minute time, five comments, and then after that, there are no more comments. If it's true, I think it's like the Internet we used 15 years ago. That's good. Okay, this is the World Smile Day. This is the first news of the year. Let's take a look at Beijing news. Beijing local news.

Let's take a look at this picture. This picture is called... Oh, I'm so interested in this. This is called "Two new stores in the sky, the original food is on sale." Let's take a look. Let's take a look at what the original food is. Because he... Let me read it to you. This source is "Jingbao Net". "Jingbao Net", Beijing newspaper "Jingbao Net". The title is "Two new stores in the sky, the original food is on sale." I can't read it for you. This is wonderful.

Fried chicken, fragrant, slow roll, poster, temptation to come again. On May 6, KFC officially dropped the Chinese-owned industrial Internet industrial park, and introduced a new food dynamic for the developed district of Pengbo. OK, all our friends who listen to the broadcast, I must speed up here to tell you that this is indeed a headline in Beijing's Baidu City News.

I like to say this. For example, when I go on a business trip, I live in a hotel. I said I will officially set foot in the local city center of Quanji Hotel. I will conduct the guidance.

I like to say this. I often tell people which hotel I want to stay in. People ask me what I do. And you see, what do you say? You say, "I eat." This is very ordinary. No. I'm different from you. What do I say? I say, "I'm eating." I was eating just now.

People asked me what I had for lunch. I said how can you say that? It's called "yongshan" . I was cooking myself a dish of yushan. Ok, I'm back in Zhongwen Village. This news seems to be more interesting. And it clearly says: "New store selection is hidden in the third floor of the 17th floor of the district. It occupies the "golden seat" of the district."

From 7am to 11pm, open the door for the guests. Wow, there's an environmental description. Do you want to hear it? I think this is great. Listen. Uh...

I think I look like that...

That morning broadcast that we broadcast every day What's it called? What morning bus? What morning bus? Here it is! What is it? Wait a minute, let me search it Because every day there are broadcasts Ah, raw morning coffee What morning bus? Raw morning coffee I like it very much I just occasionally think of it and I will click to listen Because one of the editors is still my high school classmate Let me see if he is still here now

I think he's still there. He's my high school classmate. He's tall. He's tall. He's the tallest person I've ever met in school. He's almost 2 meters tall. A tall man. And then I found out that he was in the "Sing a song and drink some coffee" blog. He was the editor of the blog. I feel like I read it wrong. I'll continue reading. I'll read a short part.

It's worth mentioning that the KFC's KFC is also the same as KFC. Oh, okay. So now it's not just KFC, but also KFC's KFC. Okay, this is another one. I want to tell you. It's worth mentioning that the KFC is the same as KFC. As the main creative coffee shop in Shijingshan District, it is high cost and satisfies the needs of young people. In addition, the newly launched giant egg tower and caramel egg tower are also the new headlines of children. Giant egg tower.

OK, this is the author's official release of Beijing Shi Jing Shan. OK, let's see the next news. Next news. What does it mean? Let's read it for you.

On May 8, the 27th Beijing International Technology Industry Conference will be held at the National Conference Center. Beijing Economic Technology Development Zone will use the new technology engine as the main topic.

来自北京艺庄的 20 余家企业将携 60 余件新技术新产品新方案来参展 此外多款产品将首发首展 这里有一个视频让我们一起来聆听一下 人生的一个邀请 展示前沿科技引领未来产业发展 这里是多处响信的起点 电话回到海外的 S4 要不是有数字 数字核心技术融合

Don't rush, there are 15 seconds left. It's a concept of a spaceship in the universe.

Ah, the universe is flying. Well, it's okay. It's okay. There's nothing to highlight. It's more in line with the style of this kind of activity. There's nothing to highlight. Okay. Um. Okay, here's the big paragraph. Ah, that kind of painting. Ah, that kind of painting. Uh, a lot. I won't read it. I won't read it here. Oh, this is very important. Let's see what it's called. What is the full view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of the whole view of

It should be a test. It should be a test. "Preserve the full-scale show of AI." This should be a test. What's in the full-scale show? I will test it later. I will ask you. I will say, "What does Beijing Art Department's full-scale show of AI mean?" Who can answer? Who? Okay, I will tell you the correct answer.

Through the transportation of the AI family, AI family's new sales, AI family's humanoid robot, AI family's smart electric mirror, AI family's government service, AI family's drug research and development, AI family's health, medical health. This is the whole picture. The whole picture. I can understand the AI family's transportation. AI family's new sales, I have to start talking about it. About 20 days ago, I was not running that...

I was not running that what competition Ninghai Ninghai's one-month wild game? Then we just lived there for two days Then eat this Jiangzhe food, right? We finished lunch in the morning Finished eating this noodles I and Qingling two people plan to go back to the hotel Then it may be 300 meters away from the hotel. Three or four hundred meters, it's here.

然后边上呢就有这个 AI 家新零售 但是我不知道它那个到底跟 AI 的关联是有多大 反正那个店呢是我从来没有进过那种店 我在北京从来没有见过 是什么呢是无人零售啊完全没有人 它不是那个无人售货机啊 它是一个正正经经的一个店铺是一个铺子 是你要拉门进去的啊是一个空间 然后我就进去了进去之后

After entering, I saw that there was really no one in the room. Then the goods were lined up with a lot of products. After walking for two steps, I and Qingling walked for two steps. Suddenly, a woman on the TV on our top head started talking. Welcome to choose a song.

Then Qin Liu and I were so scared that we were so scared because he was in that room, he was in that small convenience store, the wall was full of speakers, so he was a three-dimensional sound, a sudden sound explosion, a sharp explosion of a sound. Welcome us to come in and buy.

然后我们就看着这位女士,因为我怎么知道是什么那个,你当然了,你听的那位女士,但你一抬头,你发现电视上这位女士正在戴着眼镜,

戴着耳机面对着他的电脑屏幕,然后我当时不知道这是否是一个实时画面,因为他如果是一个实时画面真的非常非常的恐怖,真的很恐怖,而且他并没有,他的视线并没有看着我,他并没有看着摄像头,他在看着他前面的屏幕。

然后他的屏幕上面可能有我和秦岭步入了这个便利店的画面 当然也有可能其他人步入了其他便利店的画面 这是有可能的 然后我不是特别清楚他是到底是不是一个完全实时的一个画面 因为他在旁边的注解和我们的行动多少有一点关系 但又有那么一点点失真和偏颇

When I was paying, I took two bottles of water or something, and when I was paying, I shouted out loud, shouted out loud, saying, please call the QR code to correct something, something, something, scan, just the whole car, this convenience store. And I think that convenience store is a little scary. Of course, you have to achieve this inhuman effect. I don't know if there is a better plan, or you hide a little bit. There are about 70 cameras on our ceiling. There are

70, 100 I think it should be 100 I think people are used to this camera But if you put it in the convenience store, it's still very depressing, very scary, very scary Just a row of secret cameras Then I think I seem to have participated in a social experiment

I think if you have to shoot like this, it's no big deal. You let me feel better, right? You hide a little bit. You use a black single glass, right? Single glass. You block it. Is it? I can't see it. I can't see so many cameras behind me. Very scary. If this is called AI plus psychological addiction, then I think it can be cancelled. Next is AI plus humanoid robot. I have seen this before. A week before Beijing.

It was about two weeks ago. There was a half-match competition. And there were robots in the half-match. The first place robot was not that slow. It was actually pretty good. It was pretty good to run into a half-match. The middle had a battery change. AI plus smart electronics. I'm very curious about this. I don't know. I'm a little forgetful. Is that AI playing games? Then what do we do?

What does AI and smart electronics mean? Or does it mean that AI is very high level and can help players to train? Like AI can play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess, play chess,

Beijing train to Changbai Mountain in October this year only takes 4 hours only takes 4 hours very very important I don't know if our friends have been to Changbai Mountain

北京坐高铁到长白山只需 4 小时,从什么时候开始呢? 从今年的 10 月份开始。 而这又是一个很好的时间,因为 10 月之后呢, 长白山入东了,有更有特色的东北的景观,大家可以去欣赏。 所以这对于北方的朋友来说,一定是一个非常好的消息。 那这一个高铁呢,正线叫做沈白高铁, 它的正线全程是 430 公里。

430 km is the length of the marathon that Jiang ran 10 times. Since Jiang started running, Jiang's concept of distance is based on the length of his running. For example, I will use the distance between these two cities to calculate how many laps I can reach to feel its length.

居然还蛮好用的 同时江老师现在学会了一个新的本领 这个本领我觉得有一点小小的离谱和有点小小的震撼 此前江老师已经跟大伙说了就是

I have a very good ability to distinguish between the north and the south. But only in the northern hemisphere. It may not be so effective in Australia. Because it will be very offensive to my intuition. And then in the northern hemisphere. My identification of the north and the south is very, very accurate. Basically feel the sun. You probably know. So this is a small ability. And I recently found another ability. I can now gradually predict.

It's the distance between me and the wire pole through the naked eye.

For example, the wire is 25 meters long, 50 meters long, 150 meters long, or 370 meters long. I can probably tell the difference. And the difference in the meter is about 20 meters above and below. Of course, I mean, for example, let me judge this is 500-600 meters, 400-500 meters. At such a distance, my error will be above and below 20 meters. That is, I can see it through the naked eye. I probably know how far that building is from me.

So it doesn't really show up. My colleague would think that I'm clearly 15 meters away from that tree. He would think that since you run 100 meters, you're probably there. He has no idea about 100 meters.

I understand, but now I realize that I have too many ideas. It's a bit exaggerated. Within 100 meters, this judgment is already very accurate. I can distinguish 60 meters or 70 meters more accurately. What does it need? It needs me to watch, I observe, I take a look, and I can probably feel it. I can't say it's a hundred percent, but it's probably a good ability. It has something to do with running.

Because when you run, you will always think about the next 100 meters, right? And then I might have 200 meters to the end. In fact, you will gradually have a certain concept for 100 meters and 200 meters. For example, the standard track of the playground, such a straight line is 100 meters. But if you put it outside, it may not be so clear. So it's not open. Let's take a look at the relevant news. Because since we are talking about the high-speed road construction,

Let's take a look at the Shanghai women's high-speed rail railing. The truth is reversed. Let's take a look at this reversal. Um, reverse. Come on. This mark is called Shanghai women's high-speed rail railing. I seem to have brushed this video online.

没有更多的留意就是这个高铁马上就要出发了然后一位乘客呢 就是在门口用自己的身体努力的撑住这个门不让这个门关闭 啊一定程度影响了高铁的正常运行啊似乎他也被带走了那接受了一些行动处罚之类的吧 那这个 ai 岛都我们来看一下 ai 岛都来介绍一下这个主要的剧情高铁车门夹人真相

女子因身体不适紧急下车被架,非故意拦门。 铁路部门澄清后,网友反思有图未必有真相啊。 网络时代需理性判断,避免主观异断,伤及无辜。 哦,原来是一个大反转。 那应该就是这一位乘客他在网络上被大家指责非常非常的多,然后呼天喊地的批评,可能也有一些谩骂吧。

那真相呢竟是因为身体不适啊就是因为身体不适啊是身体怎么个不是我们来看一下他怎么不是了这个新闻通篇没有写他身体怎么不是是哪方面哪里难受没有写没有写啊他只说这个啊正常关闭车门时六号车厢一名旅客突然身体不适急忙下车被车门夹住

That's a real accident. The staff wanted to make sure the train was safe, blah blah blah. And in the end, the passengers weren't hurt. The train was safely parked. It wasn't the blue gate, it was the train that was about to get stuck. Many netizens are saying that there are pictures and videos, but there may not be any truth. Do netizens really say that? I doubt it. I doubt it.

Not like what netizens say now. Netizens nowadays don't say such things. If it's more medieval, I think this one, there is a picture, there is a truth, this is too medieval. Too medieval. This push, I'm not pushing, is this report written by human or AI? Let me see. Not necessarily, not necessarily written by human or AI. Probably written by AI.

Okay, today's news read three or four news to you From the World Smile Day to the grand opening of KFC I hope you all like the May 8th of 2025 There are a lot of good things happening today Look, not only on the World Smile Day, we have a high-speed train coming soon And we have a new one

全新的全域人工智能之城全景秀 到最后我们发现 那位乘客被夹 不是因为他自己主观的 故意的拦车门 而是他身体不舒服 所以大家一定要

紧记不能因为网络的只言片语就影响了我们对一个人的判断 就言之凿凿的成为了我们肆意的进行网络暴力的这样的一个原因和借口 所以大家一定要牢记我们呢

作为一个好人,我们在哪儿我们都得当好人,我们不能指那个现实生活当中,唯唯诺诺在互联网上却重拳出击。 所以我们一定要记得,今天是世界微笑日,你微笑了吗? 明天是世界揪秘日,明天是世界揪秘日。

Remember, May 9th is World Secret Day, so we must keep a secret. Some people asked me what is the meaning of "save a secret"? It's a feeling, a vibe. It's not a specific action. You mean "save a secret"? That's too superficial. It's not a specific action, it's a feeling.

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