Bieber's Red Flags and THOSE PIES
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Hello and welcome to another episode of Telling Everybody Everything. Today is the 10th of June. It is a Tuesday. I've had the last two days off work. And Bobby and I considered...

Going to something called the Sky Summer Party this evening, which is just a celebration and a acknowledgement of Sky and its work and its shows and its special projects. And we have enjoyed going to that in previous years. And it looks like such a nice event, but we just, we can't be doing stuff that is fun for us. Not now.

Maybe one day down the road. I'm still on tour, not for very long. I have two weeks left of the tour. That's it. So if you'd like to come see me, you might have to travel. I don't know why you didn't come before. I've done 97 shows of 107. And I'm also going to New York for a little while with Violet for her birthday, which is my very favorite thing of fucking amazing tradition started by Violet herself. And I'm going to New York for a little while with Violet for her birthday, which is my very favorite thing of fucking amazing tradition started by Violet herself.

And we, you know, being a 16 year old young woman in New York is right up my street. Like these days, obviously I'm pregnant. It will be my fourth child, but my seventh pregnancy. So I'm pregnant a lot. It's not as though I can put on like a sexy little dress and have like dirty martinis and Caesar salad in New York City. I can't do that. I could, I could, but I won't.

And I did mention on the podcast last week when Bobby was my guest. And yeah, I have had messages once again being like, get Bobby a proper microphone. Let me tell you this for free. Bobby and I have exactly the same setup. We have the same microphone. He is a rough and ready man of the people. He is not media trained and he doesn't

No, you know, I don't know. He looks away when he speaks into the microphone and I have tried to remind him. Also, I turned his microphone up louder than mine, but he's softly spoken. And I just think he looks out the window when he's talking and maybe I should move the mic. I just know I'm not going to do anything else. If you can't hear Bobby as clearly as you can hear me, then what you need to do is just remember like, wow, Catherine is such a pro.

We did say on the podcast that we were having this baby and I have had a few friends congratulate us. I've had many send their condolences as well because this is one too many. We all know that. I just felt like I had to, I mean, it's not that I have no choice. I'm out of breath a little bit on tour, even on the podcast. I'm starting to hear myself go because I'm oxygenating a lot of blood and I keep eating pies and

This beautiful cake shop, Violet Cakes in Hackney, did a special one-off collab, like installation with Fat and Flour. This company from Los Angeles, a very talented pie maestress. And I knew about it for a week and I'm allergic to most, well, not most of a pie. I'm obviously allergic to pie crust. And sometimes I'm allergic to the filling. But on this occasion, I just didn't care. I was like, I am going to lick out

for really artisan pies and I'm going to drive to Hackney after driving all the way home from, where were we? Bristol? Annie and I were in Devon and Cornwall and then Bristol and then we drove home just to get these pies.

and I got home maybe 1 a.m., and then I got up, well, come on. I get up at 5.45 in the minute with the kids, but I got in the car at 8 a.m. while they went to rugby with their father, and I drove 45 minutes to the pie shop, and it was worth it, and I'm still eating pies. The strawberry cream, I had to smash that one straight away. There's fresh fruit, and that was gone in days, day and a half, I'd say. The chocolate one's going to keep a while. Key lime, okay?

When is there an opportunity to have authentic, delicious key lime pie in England? I even took a few bites of the graham cracker crust, and I know I'm not allowed, but I've done that. There was a cherry and bourbon pie. I mean, take this as your inspo. You want to be a trad wife. You're watching Nara Smith, who's pregnant again with her fourth child at age 23. You're watching these women online wear A-line cotton dresses and bake sourdough. Make pies. It's not too hot to bake a pie.

It's fucking England. It's raining half the day. Bake a pie. So worth it. But one of the reasons I announced is because I'm out of breath and also because I look very pregnant. Like I'm just, I think you show more quickly. Not that I'm too early to show. Like one of my favorite things, and bless these new moms.

is it'll be their first pregnancy and they will make an announcement at like seven weeks, cradling what they think is a baby but is actually shit. No judgment, but they'll be like, seven week bump. And I go, no girl, you're bloated, like you're constipated. Sure, maybe your muscles are relaxing and your digestion has slowed down, but you still just have cells. And your first trimester, like some people, yeah,

you will get like a belly, but it's not officially a bump yet. Like your uterus has not moved out of the pelvis yet. You just are feeling sick. Maybe you're eating a lot more. You start to gain weight around the middle for other reasons related to the pregnancy, progesterone and, you know. And I have found with each pregnancy,

early on yeah like yeah I just you show quicker you get fatter when you're me like I felt really sick for a while so I was just eating to combat sickness and then you start feeling really good all of a sudden and you're not sick anymore so then you're eating for that reason because you're like oh my gosh all of these delicious foods are no longer disgusting to me I'm gonna queue up for pies and

But I'm on tour still, so you could see it in my dress. And I just thought, don't treat people like an idiot. Just say you're pregnant. And that's what we have done. People who love me and who are very kind and interested, they have been in touch to ask the due date.

And that's very private information. And I have always counseled families expecting a new addition. Don't ever tell anybody your due date. Never. Don't do it. It's a mistake because if you keep that to yourself, no one can compare your size to anyone else's size. You can't have a neighbor peeking over the fence going, where's the baby? Like people just have to leave you alone. And you go, I don't know when I'm due. I don't know.

We'll see when the baby gets here. That's when the baby gets here. And for work reasons too, you don't want to chat yourself out of any jobs. Bobby and I were planning a trip to Dubai for work. And I spoke to my obstetrician and I said, we want to go to Dubai for this job. And it is beyond 36 weeks. I'll be like 37 weeks pregnant. At which point you're not allowed to fly without a letter.

You can have a doctor sign a letter that says like, I think this person's fit to fly. But still, I mean, even with the letter, wait a minute, what's the letter? No, no, no. So you either, you have a letter that says my client, my patient is not 36 weeks pregnant. And then the airline has to let you fly. But actually I think beyond 36 weeks, it's not a risk that they take even with a letter. Maybe you could lie. And that's what I wanted to do. My plan was just to fly. But then I had to let you fly.

And I love my doctor. We don't always have a consultant in every pregnancy, but the home birth...

of Fennegris kind of freaked Bobby out a little bit. So he's like, I would really prefer if we have a consultant. And I was like, fuck you, Bobby. I'm basically a licensed sonographer at this age and I know what I'm doing and I can deliver this baby. But you know what I mean? I'm a firstborn daughter. I got problems. So eventually I relented and we got this amazing consultant. And he said to me, okay, Catherine, well, if you want, I can write you a letter that says you're not 36 weeks pregnant. But if you deliver in the sky, you're

and they're forced to redirect and land the plane, you will get a bill for 200,000 pounds. And I think that's fair, but I hadn't considered that. And it is a low risk.

I think that I would deliver early because I always just deliver spontaneously at 39 weeks and I feel like it's going to be the same again. And I also feel like you can have scans before to see like if the baby's low. But, you know, stranger things have happened. Every pregnancy is different. You just don't know. So I have decided not to take that risk. Fine. But I love risks. Speaking of 200 grand. Oh.

It's the worst news and it's what we all knew was coming. You guys know that I have been conflicted about talking too much related to Kris Jenner's beautiful new facelift because I've always known who that surgeon was. I just had a hunch. I feel like I know his work. I had a consultation with him back in February before Kris Jenner had the facelift because I felt like this is the guy. He's doing Lindsay Lohan. He's doing the Anne Hathaways. I think he's doing the Bradleys. Anyway.

I had a consultation with him. He gave me a quote and that quote, I called yesterday to be like, I'm needing to book in this facelift because this guy's prices are skyrocketing.

And his availability is also difficult, but I don't want to have the facelift this year or next year. So I thought maybe he'll honor my original quote. I can pay that deposit and then like save up for the cost of this facelift, which is basically like a second mortgage for the next two years.

And that is true with some surgeons. You pay them a deposit now, it locks in your quote, and you book a date that's down the road. Like, that is fine. So I called yesterday and they were like, no, we will not honor that quote. His prices have gone up 40%. I was like, oh, because even the first quote was, you know, I would call it wildly expensive, but I do think he's worth it. I think if you want that facelift from that guy, why would he charge less?

Like let's say you make beautiful artisan pies and you are so in demand and you're so talented that you are going to fly to the UK and do a special pop-up at Violet Cakes in Hackney on a Sunday morning.

Okay, well, you can charge three pounds for your cakes, your pies, but like the finest luxury ingredients go into them. They're totally homemade by you. They're really special. There's like a secret family recipe and you're going to sell out in seconds anyway. So why not charge 60 pounds for your pie? And then you're just, you're doing the exact same thing, but making more money and you're

When you get into an echelon of expertise, hopefully you earn more to do a little bit less. Not that this guy is doing less. He's doing like so many facelifts a year, but you can't add time to the year. So he's going to add a cost to his work. I get that. But I think I might be out of the mix with this 40% increase. And also...

I don't think that they will allow me to even pay this price and get a facelift in like a year and a half. I don't think that's an option. So I'm just going to have to wait, wait, wait, wait till he's like charging half a million. I don't know. Maybe this is God's sign. Age gracefully, Catherine. No, that's not my plan. It's not my plan. Father's Day is Sunday, June 15th. If you don't know, Sunday, June 15th.

Don't worry, ladies. I don't think there's much we have to prep or do. It's just like a regular Sunday, I guess. You make a roast, but your husband is just gone in the morning doing whatever he does. So I'm not actually here. I am a terrible wife and mother. I do have tour shows up north, very far north that weekend. So 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, I'm in Grimsby, Middlesbrough, Sunderland, Lincoln, and

And I just can't have any poor, long suffering, talented, beautiful Annie driving back and forth, back and forth, back and forth for that. Plus I'm pregnant. I think we would both perish. And I'm just not here for Fred's birthday. And I'm not here for Father's Day. So we're going to lie to Fred and tell him his birthday is Thursday morning, which it's not. And I wanted to do something special for Bobby. And like, what does he want? What he wants is for me not to spend money

He wants his grass to be beautiful. He wants to be able to golf whenever he can, and that's what is already the case. He actually wants for the trees next door not to be cut down. Just to give you a little update, you may be able to hear the chainsaw. Planning permission came back and said, no, they're totally entitled to do what they're doing. None of those trees are protected. Fine. On the issue of the tree coming down and breaking our fence and landing in our garden, we

we did have a concern that the bigger tree that they were doing next was right next to our house. And is that one, the carnivorous giant of a tree going to fall down and crush our house. But thankfully the neighbors were really collaborative and they, despite planning permission saying like they're allowed to cut down any tree they want, which does surprise me with logging volume and during nesting season, but whatever they did get a different company that,

And that different company are tackling the big carnivorous tree right now. And thus far, yes, there are pieces of wood and lots of dust all over our deck, but they're going to come blow it off. And no actual damage has been done to our property. I think they're taking the trees down with guided ropes. So like, I'm chill about that. That's fine with me.

But I did plan in advance. So my day off, I said, I am going to take these children to a pottery place. I'll lie to Bobby and say it's a play date. He'll be thrilled not to be coming. And we will make him an ashtray. Bobby smokes. That is controversial on this podcast. Nobody likes it. Least of all Bobby. But that's why you shouldn't start smoking. Because that's a decision I think that you only make once. You go, yeah, I'm going to hit this vape. Yeah, I'm going to

start smoking cigarettes and then it takes over and you become a disgusting, smelly cigarette smoker. And that's where Bobby's at. And he doesn't smoke as much as some people, but I mean, he smokes exactly 10 times more than I do every day. And it's bad for him and it's gross. And we know that. But we accept each other. We listen and we don't judge. You know, everyone's different. Fine.

So I said, I'm going to take the kids to make an ashtray. And I went to the paint place. I had a booking. It was a really fun place, not far from our house, really laid out well. And the ladies who were the proprietors were really great. But I did say, you know, when they showed me the wall of pottery, I said, oh, they'd like to paint an ashtray. And the woman was like, children? I said, yeah, a two-year-old would like to paint an ashtray. I said, yeah.

And the lady was like, oh, well, no, no, we don't do ashtrays. She can paint a bear. She could paint like an I love you dad ornament. I said, okay, well, do you have ashtrays? She seemed like,

completely perplexed that I would think it was appropriate for a two-year-old to paint an ashtray, which is like the thing. It was like the 80s, 90s Father's Day gift. You would do it at school. Like it would be government sanctioned to be like, okay, now we're all going to make our dads an ashtray.

Either mold it and put it in the kiln or just paint it. You would do a Father's Day ashtray. And you would write your little name and maybe even make a little baby handprint on the ashtray to remember, remind your dad what he'll be missing when he has lung failure, inevitably.

And apparently that's not an option anymore. And I said, well, the kids don't smoke. Like they're not making ashtrays for themselves to take home and, you know, like bring on a flight and smoke with. It's for their dad who smokes. And the lady was still like, no. I said, do you have any, you know, vessels that could be used as an ashtray? Like maybe this bowl. And the lady was like, no, that bowl is not an ashtray. It's a bowl. I said, okay. So we ended up making a mug and I think it's going to be beautiful.

I do need a little bit of help. Violet's gonna go pick it up for me on Saturday. Like, I'm disorganized, but I try my best. I really do.

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Glamamado, Katie Price. Not just a glamour model. The model of glamour, if you know that oblique RuPaul reference. But the model of glamour.

Katie Price is a guest this week on my other podcast, What's My Age Again, with Bauer Media, and that is totally different from this podcast. It is about reversing biological age. I am co-hosting with a scientist named Dr. Nicola Conlon, who is formidable in every way, very knowledgeable. She has dedicated her life to biohacking and ways that I think what scientists are trying to do

is instead of addressing age-related disease, like Alzheimer's, like cancer, like, you know, who knows what else I'm going to one day get. They...

address aging. So if you can slow down the rate that your cells age, then you are less likely to get these age-related diseases and to die young in the first place. So they measure inflammation within the cells of your body and get a reading on your biological age that way. No matter what your chronological age, your cellular level health is

tells a different story. So you could be 40 years old, but let's say you're very active, but not too active. You eat lots of plants. You maybe take olive oil supplements. You sleep really well. You're low stress. You would have a biological age of half that conceivably. Or like me, if you have lupus, you might be 41 and still very fertile and

But you have a lot of inflammation from autoimmune disease and your biological age turns out to be 77. So that was my episode. We've had so many great celebrities, comedians, actors, like wonderful guests on the podcast and we test their biological age. If you haven't checked out What's My Age Again, you can listen to it wherever you get your podcasts. But this week, Katie Price is the guest. And already, like, I am...

horrified by how this nation continues to treat her on social media, despite what we know about mental health, about cyberbullying, about online abuse is what we call it now, and about what she's been through. Katie Price is no wallflower. She talks about her trauma very openly, always has, and still right underneath

a video where she's talking about child abuse, trigger warning. She's talking about emotional abuse, physical abuse, abuse in her relationships, betrayal, being held at gunpoint in South Africa by six men and abused then as well, by the way.

Like she talks about these traumas that she's had. We know that Katie Price is no stranger to cosmetic procedures. Katie Price also knows that, by the way, David, like no need to comment. And still people are so mean spirited towards this woman and like,

Anyone who stands in their authenticity and is opinionated and is unashamed of who they are and who thinks outside the box and does things that might be controversial. She's certainly not a perfect person. Neither are you. Neither am I.

She has stood on a world stage and been a disruptor and been very provocative and very different since the beginning of her career when she was a page three model and she was told not to get breast implants. She went, fuck you. I want breast implants. She got them. She was fired from page three and then she went to model for Playboy and became famous in America when the other page three girls became housewives. So like she's always done it her own way. That

really rubs people the wrong way. I think that is what this demographic truly hates about Katie Price. And when I say hates, that's the word that they use. They're not like, oh, she's not my cup of tea. I'll be skipping this episode. No, they're like, I hate. Like, what did she do to you? What has she taken from your family exactly? And I think that due to the way that Katie Price was famous and the time that

at which Katie Price was famous, when we had such a toxic tabloid culture and also the medium. So she would do, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here, you know, reality TV and the lads mags and stuff like that. People just feel that they have a license to say whatever they want to you. And it makes me sick. I'm opinionated. I tell jokes that aren't always favorable about people, but

It's a joke, and I think the nuance of it is clear. Never in my life would I troll a human being mercilessly the way people do about Katie Price, and it's wild. It doesn't make any sense to me. One man wrote, like, oh, what a shame. You know, these are the worst people, the people who don't act angry, but they're just, like, sad for some reason. They go, how shameful. You know, I saw her at an expo in 1996, and she looks incredibly different now.

I'm like, oh, do you think so, Martin? Because that was 30 fucking years ago. Like, please, if you're going to make that comment, upload a before and after of yourself in 1996. Jackass. Back when you had hair. Back when you had a BMI within healthy range. Like, back when you were not covered in sores with, like, your feet out.

in sliders in November because you have some type of like foot fungus that has gone unaddressed because no woman loves you. It's just mean. I just wonder like if we've learned anything at all, anything at all. We talk about it, but have people changed? No, it doesn't seem that they have. So if you are someone who's curious about what Katie Price had to say on what's my age again, what her trauma, what her cosmetic surgery, what her lifestyle is,

has done to her biological age, how it's impacted it, what she could do to bring it down lower, please listen to this week's podcast. It's a good one. And I loved speaking to her because I have always been an organic fan of her authenticity, of her disruptiveness, of her voice. And I have seen her for the very complex ball of trauma that

That she just brushes off herself. She's so cold about it. She's just normalized a lot of the terrible things that have happened to her. And we are lucky to have this woman on the planet every day. Like, fuck off. Let's see any one of us handle what's been thrown at Katie Price with the dignity and grace that she's got. She's not hurting anyone else. Some people will argue, yes, dogs. But not in like a Michael Vick kind of way. All right, she's had a few pets that don't survive. True. So have I this week.

Meg Ryan passed away on Friday, just gone by, so like a week and a half ago. And then we found out yesterday that Dolly died as well. Now, both dogs were navigating complex medical issues. Both dogs were getting old. Dolly was the oldest dog that we had. She was almost Violet's age, nearly 16. She was a Tibetan Spaniel, and she had weird problems.

health issues. Like, I don't even know how some of these designer dogs just pop up with these very interesting health issues, but she was on lifelong medication for the last five years, probably. And so, um, she was living with Violet's dad for the last few years. And he told her that he just woke up same as Megan, like days after Megan, just over a week. Exactly. Um, and she had died in the night as well. So it's like, okay, Violet, there you go.

like two of Violet's childhood pets. And I just feel so sad for her, but she is handling it well. She's coming to the end of GCSEs. We have ironed out all the complexities of prom organization and she and I are off to New York soon. So we are looking ahead.

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Hi guys, it's Hannah from Gigli Squad. With summer on the corner, I wanted to tell you guys how I'm staying comfy and stylish. Lululemon is my secret weapon. There are plenty of copycats out there, but nothing compares to the Lululemon fabrics and fit. I've literally had my pair of Lululemon leggings since college.

and I'm out of college. I know I don't look it, but I am. The quality is next level. I especially love the Lululemon Align Collection. It's made with this weightless, buttery, soft Nulu fabric that feels like next to nothing. It's so soft. Whether you're in Align pants, shorts, a bra, tank, skirt, a dress, you get nonstop flexibility in every direction so you can stretch the summer limits. Align

Align even wicks sweat. And as a sweaty girl, I love this. You know it's going to be my best friend when I play tennis this summer. Shop the Align collection online at lululemon.com or your nearest Lululemon store. Here are some pop culture musings of the week that I thought might interest you. Canadian superstar and literal first cousin to my fellow British-Canadian expat comedy pal Bobby Mayer, true story,

Justin Bieber is in the hot seat for an unhinged Instagram post he made about his wife Hailey's recent cover of Vogue magazine. Alongside the cover shoot of the statuesque former Baldwin, sopping wet and nude, save for the strategically draped button-up, the Prince of Stratford, Ontario, Canada posted...

Yo, this reminds me when Haley and I got into a huge fight. I told Hales she would never be on the cover of Vogue. Yikes, I know. So mean. For some reason, because I felt so disrespected, I thought, I gotta get even. I thought, I gotta get even.

I think as we mature, we realize we're not helping anything by getting even. We're honestly just prolonging what we really want, which is intimacy and connection. So baby, you already know, but forgive me for saying you wouldn't get a Vogue cover because clearly I was sadly mistaken. Does he mean sorely mistaken?

Did he not want his wife to be on the cover of Vogue magazine? Is he outing himself as a very typically jealous alpha male who's threatened by his female partner's rising status? Or was that just like a typo, a slip of the tongue? I feel so mixed about this post. I saw it and I thought, okay, it is such a red flag that

for your husband, who's meant to be your best friend, your greatest cheerleader, your supporter, your partner in life, to look at you and say, your dreams won't come true.

That's what he said to her when he said, you'll never be on the cover of Vogue magazine. There is no reason to say that. Let me decode that to anyone who wants to become a pediatric nurse or who wants to get their body into a certain shape, who wants to travel to a place, who wants to pass exams to do something, who wants to get a raise at work, who wants to get a promotion. If your partner looks to you and says, you will never do that.

It could be Vogue. It could be anything. What he's saying to you is you will not achieve your dreams. You're not good enough. And I don't think there's ever an excuse, ever an excuse for anyone to say that to the person they're meant to love the most. I don't think there's any coming back from that. Justin Bieber, I think for a long time we gave him a license being like, oh, he's just a kid. He's not 19 anymore. Like he is a fully grown married man with a child who

So I don't know what kind of drugs or alcohol abuse are floating around that house. He doesn't always seem to be completely lucid.

Maybe there are drugs that exist that turn you into a spiteful monster. Like I had people who were alcoholics in my family who I no longer associate with, but they were. And they would act out of character when they were drunk. They would be really mean, mean, like even to a child, just say the worst thing they could think, like purposefully, intentionally vitriolic. So maybe Justin had a snoot of whiskey that day. Who knows?

I do appreciate that he's able to unpack it now. Like he does live in Hollywood. He has access to therapy and he has said like, why would I have said that? I think it's because I felt disrespected. I was trying to get even, blah, blah, blah. It's not appropriate. So like I appreciated then that part of the post. It was a lot of mixed emotions for me as someone who can't help, especially right now, to feel motherly toward anyone, including Hailey Bieber, right?

If that was my daughter. Oh, Justin. Oh, Justin would be in so much trouble. If my daughter was like, oh, my husband said I'll never achieve my dreams. I'd be like, all right. We are putting hair removal cream in his shampoo bottle tonight. But this post as a whole, looking at all the elements, feels like a backhanded compliment at best. Do you know what I mean? I think it almost constitutes public verbal abuse. Like how humiliating is,

for the world to know that you're married to an asshat like this. And he thinks he's patting himself on the back and like showing himself to be a great husband because he's like, well, I did say this fucked up thing, but actually I know why I said it. And it was fucked up. And I guess you can be on Vogue. Why sadly mistaken? I have to believe that's a typo. Clearly I was sadly mistaken. Like that haunts me, that sentence.

Well, if the Vogue cover wasn't enough of a last laugh, Hailey got it times approximately $1 billion, which is reportedly how much she just sold her beauty brand, Rode, to Elf. However, while one elf taketh another elf giveth away, reports are swirling that her husband is experiencing extreme financial issues and their relationship is teetering on the brink with no prenup to speak of.

So he had the money. Her family always had money. But now she's just made a $1 billion sale. Half of it without a prenup would be Justin's. Great. It's been reported that the pop superstar, 31, Justin Bieber, had accrued a debt due to his canceled 2022 Justice Tour. And last October, it was also reported that his net worth of $300 million was

And then he also sold his music catalog for $200 million. He was considering suing his financial managers for squandering $300 million of that fortune. So like more than half. Sources claim that the Biebs' spending habits were to blame because they were, quote, unbelievable. That was a completely real quote. The source continued, he spends eye-watering amounts per month. At one point, he couldn't even get a credit card. Justin is surrounded by a lot of people that do not have his best interests at heart.

So Haley and her billions better sleep with one eye open. It's sad when, you know, he has had ups and downs. We do not know.

his involvement, not his willful involvement, but like the level of his victimhood in all of this Diddy stuff swirling around either because he's photographed with Diddy, photographed with Usher. Usher had legal custody of Justin Bieber for a time. Unless I'm wrong about that, everything I've read really backs up that claim. And he just, you know, there are paparazzi videos and videos of him at concerts kind of

folding over himself, either seeming drunk or high or something. I don't know. I just hope he's well because what an angel. And he's from Canada and he seems to be, you know, he went down a path that people didn't like and then he was back. And now it seems like he's being mean spirited and losing a lot of money. And I just hope this little family is okay. Speaking of the Diddy stuff.

The toilet seats at the White House are a little less golden today because the breakup of the century happened this past week. It was messy. No, we're not talking about Donald Trump and erstwhile First Lady Melania, who have apparently separated for close to a decade at this point. We're talking about Elon Musk, who left in a ketamine-fueled huff and went full scorched earth about it on his personal social media platform, while yours truly was cuddled up with a bag of popcorn and Swedish berries to watch it unfold.

the spiciest of which read, time to drop a really big bomb, at real Donald Trump, is in the Epstein files. That's the reason they've not been made public. Have a nice day, DJT. He added him. Elon Musk made this tweet, or like,

excrement, whatever X calls tweets now. And he added Donald Trump saying he's in the Epstein files. And I just can't even believe that Elon Musk ever had access in the White House the way he did, considering this man is clearly abusing ketamine. He's a smack head. He's running the White House thinking he's like a baby president.

calling all the shots. And finally, I don't know what happened. And Donald Trump was like, all right, get out of here, which there's very little reason for me to respect Donald Trump. But I do appreciate that he wasn't like ashamed to kick Elon Musk out of the mix because this is a billionaire who is on drugs and who seems to be fucking mental to me. He's shooting pop stars into space and

And he's like, "Oh, and I'm also gonna run the government." Like, he wants access, he wants data. He does not have enough money yet, somehow. He doesn't have enough kids yet, somehow.

And it would have been, I think, very easy for Donald Trump to be like, oh, that's really embarrassing that I gave him all this access. Oh, shit. Well, maybe we should like dry him out somehow or take away some of the access or try to keep this relationship positive so we don't have egg on our face. But he didn't do that. He was like, for whatever reason, he was like, oh, you're psycho and you're on ketamine. Get out. He did something to piss Elon Musk off enough to tweet that Donald Trump is in the Epstein piles.

It's perhaps worth noting that the tweet has been deleted, but maybe not, like, because it doesn't matter. We all live on the internet now. We know that everything lasts literally forever. While we're on the topic of DJT and the Epstein files, here is some tea that I heard secondhand. So I don't know. This could be legally contentious. So, like, let me just throw an allegedly at it first.

Biographer and bane of Trump's existence, Michael Wolff, was on the Daily Beast podcast over the weekend to talk all things Trump-Musk, and he claims to have seen the incriminating photos in the Epstein files. Two of them, one allegedly depicting the then real estate magnate on a bed surrounded by topless girls of a, quote, uncertain age, and another one of him with a spill or stain on his pants with the same girls pointing and giggling at it. Great.

I don't know if these Epstein files are going to be made public at all. I feel like a lot of us have moved on for some reason, even though exactly no one has been brought to justice for what seems like a huge racketeering effort involving many, many powerful people.

While the literal jury's out on whether or not we will ever see these photos or the files, one thing is for dead ass sure, Donald Trump is a master of distraction. Using the sweeping executive action of pardon power, allowing a U.S. president to literally issue a get out of jail card to whomever he or someday she chooses, he recently pardoned reality TV stars Todd and Julie Chrisley, who were facing 7 to 12 years in jail for tax fraud.

This has everyone begging the question, will Trump pardon Diddy if he is convicted? When asked point blank at a recent press conference, Trump said he would, quote, look at the facts, noting he and Combs used to have a friendly relationship, but they haven't spoken in years.

One person you won't find in Da Diddy Parting Club is rapper 50 Cent, who just so happens to be producing the upcoming Netflix docuseries on Diddy's downfall. In a series of Instagram posts, he made good and sure that he'll be personally reporting all the apparently nasty things Diddy said about Trump over the past several years, lest Donald develop a soft spot for the alleged sex-trafficking hip-hop mogul.

It's like the high school cafeteria drama, only in federal court, with hundreds of human lives implicated. That's fun. It remains to be seen what fate and Trump's pardon pen has in store for Beverly Hills house husband Tom Girardi, who was just sentenced to seven years in prison at age 86. But whatever the case, we have a feeling Erika Jayne will come out on top.

I haven't been reading the Diddy stuff. I haven't. But Bobby tells me, because he's following it, he's like, I think there's a lot of abuse and a lot of weird sex stuff that seems to be consensual amongst a lot of freaks. You could classify coercive control. He didn't have a very healthy or positive relationship with some of these women. But thus far, Bobby says he hasn't seen any violence.

like talk in the courtroom of racketeering, like these big FBI charges that people were talking about. So who knows? Who knows how it's going to go? Got a few spicy emails this week. If you ever want to write me a letter, this could be a dilemma that you're having in your life, a comment about the podcast, a question, you can send that to tellingeverybodyeverythingatgmail.com. This one's jumped out at me. Catherine,

A reality TV star who's just been on a recent TV show is refusing to pay me for content creation work I did for him. He reached out to me originally after seeing work that I'd done for other people. We agreed on a rate and I got to work. We didn't sign a contract because I trusted him as one of my biggest clients does know him too. I did a month's work for him. He posted all my content that I made on his social media. He told me he was taking a week off and then...

ghosted me. To be honest, I was kind of relieved. He was rude and difficult to work with, a very poor communicator. A couple of weeks later, I texted him the invoice with a payment deadline. A week after the deadline passed, I reached out and he ignored my repeated messages for two weeks, leaving the messages on red. Eventually, he called me. He told me he was not going to pay me because we hadn't spoken in a while. Huh? That's after he took a week off and neither of you reached out?

He also said he wasn't happy with my work, which is why he wasn't going to pay, despite him having already used my work on his social media. He was incredibly rude on the phone, calling my videos terrible, saying I was a smart girl, but my videos showed no brain power. He screamed at me, told me to shut up and hung up twice. I stayed incredibly calm the whole time. I shouldn't have argued with an idiot.

I, of course, offered to make changes to any videos he was dissatisfied with and also offered a discount. But he believes he does not owe me a penny. After our conversation, I was left feeling so upset and overwhelmed, I didn't reach out for a couple weeks. But yesterday, I decided to send him a final message to give him an opportunity to pay, but it never went through because he's blocked my number. Oh, girl. Oh, no. I mean...

I don't want to generalize because there are some wonderful reality stars, creators, like people from all walks of life, obviously, who are exceptions to this rule. But in the television industry, we do regard reality stars as being the worst behaved. I hear this from hair and makeup. I hear this from wardrobe. I hear this from drivers. I hear this from producers, producers.

I hear this from everyone that they are like nouveau riche in a way, like they are new to television. They're new to fame. Usually there's something a little bit woo-woo about them anyway if they're the kind of people who would sign up for some of these more wild reality shows. Now, some are fine.

Um, some are well-established, but like we live in this toxic culture now where people want something for nothing. They, they get invited on shows. Some of the shows are a bit depraved. You know what I mean? I don't know what show you have pissed me off actually. Cause you haven't told me who it was. I was going to keep that to myself. I was not going to say his name on the podcast, but now I don't even know it. So you owe me a reply. Um, cause then I could tell you, I probably would have heard if he was a prick or not.

So you're blocked. You did work that he used. You offered to negotiate a discount. He refused. I would say that this is grounds for unpaid work. Like you are owed the amount on the invoice, which again, I don't know how much that is. This, it depends on how messy you want to go with it.

You go on to say he's very wealthy. The amount he owes me is nothing to him, but it is a lot to me. I don't know what to do since we didn't sign a contract. I'm a woman in my early 20s trying to start my own business, and I guess I've learned my lesson to always have a contract. Not really. I think you do have a contract. It's a written agreement via email. It may not be a signed legal contract, but you do have what a lot of people would consider contracts.

to be a contract. And no, I don't think it's worth going to small claims court. I think that's going to be more hassle for you than it's worth unless you are a woman baked in principle. And this means a lot to you. You could expose him. Yes, you could. You could put the email chain on social media. You are in your early twenties. So this kind of behavior is

is I think more normal for your generation than it would be for mine. Like for me, age 42 this month to expose someone on social media would be kind of wild, but 20 year olds, I think if you put, if you put together a little TikTok being like, Hey, and you've spoken to me like really respectfully about the whole situation, be like, I don't know what to do guys. You could even black his name out and there you go. That's it. That's the compromise. Um,

Be like, hey, Reality Star did this. What do you think? And actually, for your business of content creation, you can create really good content, really engaging little reel or TikTok. And because it is a question, I think it'll get a lot of engagement. And people will be really curious to know who it is. And then people will start guessing in the comments. And you could make it a series. You could come back and give little clues. And you could be like, this is the countdown.

By July, if I'm not paid, I will say who it is and get people to really invest in the narrative of your countdown. Show emails every time, black out information, and then every week or every new post that you do on the subject, give a little clue. People love a series. Why am I not a content creator? This is what you need to do. And by July, if he hasn't paid you,

Buckle up because if you give enough good clues, people will guess it's him. It will come across his feed even if he's blocked you. And then you think about it again in July and you go, am I really going to expose him? And then maybe that's what you'll have to do or maybe you'll be paid by then or maybe you will say to your followers, guys,

I believe in my own like dignity. I'm not going to expose him, but it's a lesson to me never to do it again. And by the way, a lot of you did guess correctly, but I'm not going to tag him in this. And then you'll get respect from, you know, in a different way.

The condolences regarding the passing of Meg Ryan absolutely poured in this week and people love their pets. And I so appreciate the letters, especially because I really did think it was my fault because I, you know, to catch you up, I gave her topical lungworm treatment one day after the vet had already given it. And Meg is so small that I just thought, okay, I did it. That's me. I like killed the dog with lungworm treatment.

And I still maybe think that because we don't know what was wrong with Meg, which is very frustrating. Having spent like, you know, a quarter of a facelift on making her better. They just didn't know. But she wasn't strong enough for a lot of the biopsies. So they just didn't know. They never knew. We could do a postmortem. That was suggested. I don't want to do that. Like, just let Megan peacefully rest.

But a lot of veterinary specialists and nurses and people with dogs have written me to let me know that most lungworm treatments are safe like two to three times the dose. And they've even been tested up to 10 times the dose with very minimal side effects. So a lot of you wrote in to be like, it is not your fault. Definitely not your fault. And that has made me feel better. And a lot of people have also written in about their spiritual beliefs and

There are no coincidences in life and things happen for a reason. They've lost their own pets, how they found peace with that, how they've told their children. And I just received so many meaningful letters that I won't dig into just because this is meant to be quite a lighthearted podcast.

And I know how people feel about their pets. They just, they're not ready to hear that. Maybe at some point I will do a dedicated episode for people who wish to click on it and listen to pet loss things cathartically, just like I have made pregnancy loss specific episodes in the past. Cause yeah, it's, it's good to have an outlet for that. And I will, I'm so grateful for every message. I read them all myself. Joanne was off the emails this week about Meg. So thank you.

Also, last week I talked about a specific annoyance I have when people tell me stuff I already know and I'm wrong a lot and I wish I didn't have this and I think it's linked to some type of disorder. I don't just get a little bit annoyed. I'm like, I already know that. I don't know why I do it. And a lot of people actually have the same experience. So here's one.

Another episode I just listened to resonated so strongly with me. It was your description of being, understandably, super annoyed when being told you're wrong when you know you aren't wrong. Yes, I have no issue being told I'm wrong when I am wrong. I can be corrected. I'm open-minded, I think. But the audacity people have to presume to correct me when I'm right? Intel.

tolerable. I too just Googled this and perhaps unsurprisingly, it can be particularly hard for those of us living with PTSD or CPSTD. C-P-T-S-D? The hell is that? Maybe this is why we find it so bothersome. Okay. She sent me an AI overview.

Yes, being told you're wrong can be a trigger for PTSD. This is because it evokes feelings of powerlessness, shame, or a re-experiencing of the original trauma. In situations where someone feels invalidated or criticized, their PTSD symptoms might intensify, leading to flashbacks, anxiety, or other distressing reactions.

Invalidation and trauma. When someone with PTSD feels invalidated or told they're wrong, it can trigger feelings of being unheard, misunderstood, or unworthy, which may mirror the feeling of being controlled or harmed during the traumatic event. Emotional and behavioral reactions. This can lead to strong emotional reactions, anger, sadness, anxiety, or even feelings of being overwhelmed. Behaviorally, they might withdraw, become defensive, or react in other ways that are not helpful.

It's crucial to understand that these reactions are not a sign of weakness or oversensitivity. They're natural and valid. I have so much evidence that I'm traumatized. I have autoimmune disease. I seem to have this. I just don't know what my trauma was. If I had it, I don't remember it. I don't know. I feel like my life has been great start to finish. I've had an awesome time.

And, uh, should I do like EDM, you know, that therapy where your eyes look around? Should I find out what the fuck happened to me? I have found relationships to have been traumatic and I do minimize that in a true Katie Price style. That is one of the things I'd like to tackle is like,

I'm really digging into like, what is making me fizz inside with autoimmune disease? Because you know what? And this is for the followers of indigenous psychology out there. I don't even think it's my trauma. I think, because I have a pretty good memory. I've never taken class A's. You guys know this. I think I might be carrying around my mother's trauma, my grandmother's trauma. I mean, I do believe that we all are, but like, could they not have sorted whatever the hell happened to me?

Because I'm like, they're living in me. Like their trauma is ghosts of my life or something. And how can I figure out what happened to them? I need a fucking hypnotist. One last one. Okay, so I did have people in age gap relationships who have...

identified with their captor for some reason. And they're like, my age gap relationship's perfect. Don't pigeonhole us. And look, it goes without saying that there will be exceptions to every rule. I'm sure that it's possible for you to be 19 and meet like a nice 35-year-old husband and you guys had a great time forever, especially if you got married a long time ago when like that was what was done. And maybe you have a good arrangement and he...

Just happened to love you for your personality and wasn't like a borderline pedo. I believe that. But I got so many more messages of people who say that as young women, still legal women, they were taken advantage of by older men.

Catherine, I had to write in off the back of this week's podcast because of the sheer accuracy. When you said getting married in your 20s is too young, my God, I'm a mother of two children, not married yet, but very happy with my partner. My best friend, though, is living proof and her evil ex should honestly be studied by science or locked away in a bin from all women and young girls.

Here's the tea. She married a loser in her early 20s. She met him when she was a teen in uni and he was in his early 20s. He seemed sweet, bit of a tortured poet vibe, but with less talent and more full of shite. Fast forward a few years and she's had his baby. She's working night shifts. She's paying half the mortgage. She's being an incredible mother, all whilst trying to get her own business off the ground. This...

This absolute geebag monster is out here. I added geebag, which is like an Irish slam, but she's written monster. But I really got caught up in the letter because I think she's a really good writer. This absolute monster is out here living a double life with an actual teenager. Someone whose phone background is a photo of Taylor Swift.

This whole affair has been going on since their child was six months. The girl he's been seeing behind my friend's back has recently turned 18 and he's now over 30. For months and months, she's been defending his behavior and he's been gaslighting the shit out of her. And finally, she knows what's going on and she's able to look toward her very bright future. My best friend, by the way, has handled this with so much grace.

And whilst she was absolutely devastated to learn what had been going on, mainly for her own child, she's accepted it and she's done. Not me though. I'm plotting revenge. The non-illegal kind. Okay. So yes, you are right. Marrying before 30 should come with a risk warning, an escape hatch, and maybe a government grant for therapy. Yours, a very pissed off best friend. You need friends like this in your life. You do. You need friends like me.

You need friends like this, young woman. And what can I say? There will be some listeners in their 20s, maybe teens who think, okay, but I'm the exception. And maybe you are. Maybe you are. I think I've said enough on this subject. All I want for you to do is have a contingency plan. I want you to have good people around you. Maybe even recruit some who hate this guy.

Just for balance. Even if he's nice, just be like, does anyone hate this guy? I need to have you close by just in case. Like I don't go totally mental getting absorbed by his energy. Sleep with one eye open and always have a secret bank account. And I hope it works out for you. I really do. This can happen at any age, by the way. Thank you so much for your letters. I always love getting your letters. Please write me telling everybody everything at gmail.com. Look after yourselves if you don't mind. And I'll see you next week.

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