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Do you feel like your life is one disaster after another? That your very existence is a steep decline down a horrifying shame spiral? Well, I have some good news. You are not alone. I am Jameetha Jamil and I'm hosting a new podcast called Wrong Turns where I gather my funniest friends and we all share our most mortifying and embarrassing stories. Stories like this. You do a shot of like whiskey and then you take a shot of pickle juice after. And why? So it doesn't taste so much like step
dad in your mouth. I mean, who doesn't love that? He pants his knee in the cafeteria. And basically, he's just showing the high school what he already rejected. Oh!
I have always been very quick-witted and very good at making fun of people. When did that change? Just kidding. You monster. Split-second decision, knowing that I could get in trouble, is I start crying. And I said, oh my God, thank God you're here. I've been trying to get in touch with you guys. I'm so sorry. I don't know who any of these people are in my hotel. She looks me dead in the eyes, no joke, and is like, please don't f*** my dad. And I'm like, what? First of all, your dad's a thorn.
Starting Wednesday, May 14th, listen to Wrong Turns with Jamila Jamil on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Wrong Turns, where dignity goes to die.