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Introducing Wrong Turns with Jameela Jamil

2025/5/12
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Jameela Jamil:大家好,我是Jameela Jamil,我主持了一个新的播客节目叫做《Wrong Turns》。在这个节目里,我会邀请我那些最有趣的朋友们,一起分享我们各自经历过的最令人难堪和尴尬的故事。如果你也觉得你的生活就像一场接一场的灾难,那么请放心,你并不孤单。这个节目就是为了让大家能够坦然面对生活中的各种不幸和糗事,一起欢笑,一起放松。我希望通过这个节目,能够让大家感受到,即使是那些最令人尴尬的时刻,也可以成为我们生活中的一部分,让我们更加真实和完整。 Speaker 1:我分享了一个关于威士忌和泡菜汁的故事。你知道吗,当你喝下一口威士忌之后,再来一口泡菜汁,可以有效地掩盖威士忌的味道,让它不那么像...嗯,就像你不想在嘴里尝到的味道一样。这绝对是一个让你意想不到的小技巧,但相信我,它真的很有用! Speaker 2:我记得有一次,在学校的自助餐厅里,我亲眼看到有人不小心露出了膝盖。那一幕真的太尴尬了,他好像是在向整个高中展示他们已经拒绝的东西。我当时简直不敢相信自己的眼睛,那一幕简直太令人难忘了! Speaker 3:我一直都以反应快和擅长取笑别人而自豪。我总是能够迅速地找到别人的弱点,然后用幽默的方式表达出来。当然,有时候我也会因此而惹上麻烦,但我相信,幽默是生活中的一种重要的调味剂,它可以让我们更加轻松地面对生活中的各种挑战。不过,开玩笑也要适度,要尊重别人,不要伤害到别人。 Speaker 4:我曾经为了摆脱困境,灵机一动,决定假装哭泣。我开始大声哭喊,感谢他们的到来,并假装自己不认识酒店里的任何人。那一刻,我感觉自己就像一个奥斯卡影后,完全沉浸在自己的表演中。虽然我知道这样做可能会让我惹上麻烦,但为了摆脱困境,我别无选择。 Speaker 5:我曾经被一个女孩认真地警告,让我不要和她的父亲发生任何关系。我当时简直惊呆了,完全不知道发生了什么。我反问她,你的父亲是谁?他对我来说根本没有任何吸引力。那一刻,我感觉自己就像是被卷入了一场荒谬的闹剧,完全不知道该如何应对。

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Do you feel like your life is one disaster after another? That your very existence is a steep decline down a horrifying shame spiral? Well, I have some good news. You are not alone. I am Jameetha Jamil and I'm hosting a new podcast called Wrong Turns where I gather my funniest friends and we all share our most mortifying and embarrassing stories. Stories like this. You do a shot of like whiskey and then you take a shot of pickle juice after. And why? So it doesn't taste so much like step

dad in your mouth. I mean, who doesn't love that? He pants his knee in the cafeteria. And basically, he's just showing the high school what he already rejected. Oh!

I have always been very quick-witted and very good at making fun of people. When did that change? Just kidding. You monster. Split-second decision, knowing that I could get in trouble, is I start crying. And I said, oh my God, thank God you're here. I've been trying to get in touch with you guys. I'm so sorry. I don't know who any of these people are in my hotel. She looks me dead in the eyes, no joke, and is like, please don't f*** my dad. And I'm like, what? First of all, your dad's a thorn.

Starting Wednesday, May 14th, listen to Wrong Turns with Jamila Jamil on Apple, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. Wrong Turns, where dignity goes to die.