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Knock Knock Eye: The Bizarre VA Investigation That’ll Make You Facepalm

2025/3/6
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Knock Knock, Hi! with the Glaucomfleckens

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我分享了一个关于政府效率的有趣故事,讲述了退伍军人事务部警察如何花了七个月的时间调查所谓的“色情照片”,结果发现这些照片其实是耳鼻喉科检查中的喉部照片。这个故事突显了政府低效的可能性,并让我思考了最近关于医疗补助削减的新闻。 我还讨论了麻疹及其对眼睛的严重影响,包括结膜炎、角膜炎和视网膜病变,这些都可能导致失明。麻疹疫苗非常重要,可以预防这些严重的并发症。 最后,我还回答了听众关于脾脏、多余器官和人类如果能再生器官的话哪些器官最有用等问题。我发现,如果脾脏破裂,它可能会变成多个小脾脏,这让我思考了其他器官如果破裂会发生什么。我还讨论了如果人类像爬行动物一样蜕皮,那将是一个后勤上的噩梦,因为我们不知道该如何处理数十亿张脱落的皮肤。

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Dr. Glockenflecken shares a humorous and almost unbelievable story about a VA investigation that went awry due to misunderstanding medical photos, highlighting inefficiencies in government operations.
  • Dr. Glockenflecken discusses the importance of humor in easing patient anxiety.
  • The episode starts with a story about government inefficiencies, specifically involving the VA.
  • The VA police mistook medical photos of larynxes for inappropriate images, leading to a seven-month investigation.

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In this episode I share a wild VA investigation story involving misplaced suspicion, misinterpreted medical images, and seven months of wasted time. I also dive into measles-related eye complications, explaining how this highly contagious virus can lead to conjunctivitis, corneal scarring, and even blindness.

Takeaways:

The VA’s Seven-Month Investigation Fail: Dr. Flanary tells the almost unbelievable story of how VA police spent months investigating "pornographic images"—only to realize they were larynx photos from ENT exams.

Measles Can Cause Blindness: He explains how measles-related conjunctivitis and keratitis can permanently scar the cornea, making it one of the leading causes of childhood blindness in low-income countries.

Spleens, Extra Organs, and Evolution: Responding to fan comments, Dr. Flanary revisits the spleen vs. second liver debate and expands on which organs would be most useful if humans could regenerate them.

Do We Really Need Multiple Skins? In a bizarre but hilarious discussion, Dr. Flanary considers the logistical nightmare of humans molting like reptiles, questioning what we’d even do with billions of discarded skins.

Get Vaccinated Against Measles: With rising measles cases in the U.S., Dr. Flanary strongly emphasizes the importance of the MMR vaccine to protect against severe illness, eye damage, and preventable deaths.

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