In this episode Matt and Matt are joined by Million Dollar Man Chris, together they discuss the social dilemmas of living in a Ancient Greek world, Chris' new 7.5 billion dollar form, Shaq's boxing career, The My Pillow Bible and matching tactical sheet set. Weird News including Indonesian anti-maskers unique punishment, an Alaskan dentist attempts a Marty McFly tooth extraction, a snake-mask, and a frozen poop knife wins a nobel prize. Milk comes from coal.A wall of milk.