In this episode Matt and Matt are joined once again by Zach The Coolest. Together they discuss gay spiritualist Abe Lincoln, Skunk-ape Soap, Matt and Matt's secret seizure ritual and Jonathan Frakes loves insulting our intelligence, Weird News including a 62 year old man who Jack Sparrowed his way onto another ship, A British liquor store feels like there's been an American visitor, The Utah monolith disappears and reappears thousands of miles away before disappearing AGAIN and Tokyo Gundams that will ABSOLUTELY take over the world is unveiled.Make peace with you toaster, iPod and your Windows 95 computer, they're in charge now...METAAAAAAL GOOOOOODS(Please have an on/off switch) (PLEASE)