ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.
FREE LAWYERS FOR CONVICTED FELONS, SO LONG AS YOU'RE NOT A CITIZEN AND FLAT BROKE.
A 27-YR-OLD MAN CLAIMED IN COURT THAT WHEN HE SNUCK INTO HIS ROOMMATE'S BED AND FINGER-BLASTED HIS GIRLFRIEND, HE WAS SLEEPWALKING. NOT GUILTY!
SLEEPWALKING NYPD COP, EUGENE DONNELLY, GETS NO JAIL TIME FOR BREAKING INTO A WOMAN'S HOME, DRINKING HER MILK AND PUNCHING HER 20 TIMES.
... and more crime stories from New York City
with Associate Editor of City Journal - Seth Barron
