ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.
1. A GUY IS CHARGED WITH FELONY RAPE AFTER GETTING INTO THE WRONG ROOMMATE'S BED.
2. AFTER A THREESOME GONE BAD, A GUY IS KILLED IN AN ATTEMPTED MURDER GONE WRONG.
3. IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN, A DUMBO MAN IS FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT AFTER S&M SESSION WITH ONLINE HOOK-UP.
Seth Barron (Associate Editor City Journal, @NYCCouncilWatch)
next week... Meet the disgusting judge with "diarrhea running down her leg."
