Hey, it’s Scotty—your favorite cyber sleuth with a caffeine addiction and a PhD in “Telling You What Not to Click.” Let’s dive in, because the internet’s been busy trying to steal your money this week.First up: the arrest that had me poppin’ popcorn. In Miami, the FBI nabbed 34-year-old Viktor “Vico” Ivanov, a Bulgarian national who thought no one would notice his little side hustle—running a global romance scam ring. He and his crew seduced victims on apps like Tinder and Hinge, spinning stories straight outta Netflix drama. But instead of a love story, they tricked folks into wiring thousands into fake cryptocurrency platforms. Over $12 million vanished into thin digital air. The twist? The victims thought they were helping their soulmates navigate tricky Bitcoin regulations. Come on, people. If your new boo starts talking about crypto two days into texting, that’s not love—that’s larceny.Now over on the West Coast, San Francisco saw federal agents dismantle a fake tech support racket targeting seniors. A 22-year-old named Nathan Zhou was at the helm of this one. He’d spam pop-ups urging people to call a “Microsoft-certified technician”—which, spoiler alert, Nathan definitely wasn’t. Once on the phone, he'd talk users into giving remote computer access, then walk off with banking credentials. Some folks lost life savings. Tip from Scotty: Microsoft is not calling you. Ever. Their billion-dollar budget isn’t funding a pop-up to fix your grandma’s printer.And if you think my Gen Z friends are immune, think again. This week alone, dozens of content creators on TikTok and Instagram reported targeted phishing DMs that looked exactly like brand partnership offers. One link click and boom—two-factor authentication bypassed, content hijacked, and ransom demands in the DMs. The suspicious link redirected through a clever cloaked site that mimicked Meta’s login screen pixel-for-pixel. If a brand deal looks too good to be true, slow your scroll.Oh, and let’s talk about that IRS refund scam that’s peaking just in time for tax season. This one’s real slick. People are getting texts saying, “Your 2024 tax refund has been withheld. Confirm details at IRS-verify.net.” Sounds official, looks kinda legit—and once you enter your data, the scammers run wild with your identity. The IRS doesn't send texts, folks. They barely send mail. Trust me on this.So how do you stay safe in 2025’s digital danger zone? Rule one: Be suspicious of urgency. The more rushed it feels, the more likely it’s a scam. Rule two: Never click a link you didn’t expect, especially if it promises romance, riches, or refunds. And rule three: When in doubt, Google the situation. If Viktor or Nathan did it to others, someone probably talked about it online.Stay alert, stay skeptical, and always ask yourself: Is this something Scotty would fall for? If the answer is yes, throw your phone in a lake. See you next week—but only if your bank account still likes you.