#2168 - Tyler Fischer
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The joe rogan experience.

OK, as a left, right here doesn't matter now it's all money.

What's cracked, brother?

Ah yeah, let me just get a little confidence here. I'm so small. This is like a large coffee to me.

You'll make p, they'll you p that's one thing.

This p and right now i'm just going to do the vision.

just let IT out are repeat in that seats three or four times yesterday yesterday. Yeah, he he pissed into blood light cans. He so disgusting.

Oh yeah, every time he's he peace in the things i'm trying to get him to move here. He's not going to. He's in new york, yes, but he's hear all the time. And I as well live here. These here four, five times year.

Yeah, just good. And now it's good enough.

He should. He should move here.

He's so funny and I love watching him at the comedy seller because he's one of the guys that just fucking and goes for .

IT yeah he he definitely goes for IT. It's got him in a lot of trouble .

IT all comes down the wash though .

if you're talented yeah yeah and he's definitely talented. He's just a wild boy.

I watched the crowd when he's on because i'd like to see the crowd just slowly kind. He's working through stuff. He gets messy.

I like that. Yeah, they put us. They put me in him on at at the late, late shows. Now the, yeah, yeah.

yeah. What is? What is new york scene like these days?

Well, i'm here now.

I'll say that the very plan.

it's what he does, he do, do IT up. Before I moved here, here I was a six year old, jamaica, an woman.

liquid texas. Does he gets his bones? It's just a fun thing to be.

It's fun to be a taxi. Someone's the other day on the streets because you'll got kid rock for exact elephant aca.

I was like that that works. Yeah, that trucks. How long you put on here?

Now, like two weeks, it's like a dream. This has been a weird including, this is all a weird dream. How long you would do and stand up now? I mean, I got on stage when I was seventeen and eighteen in high school, started doing improve.

And yeah, high school, I needed like A B to pass. And I was friends with the acting teacher. We would drink together.

I, public school. Brother, public school. W, yeah, we would drink together and smoke. And I thought, if I take his classes, you gotta give me an air, I can get centage ill probably for all this bad behavior and and I I saw I took his acting class and um and I got on stage and he pulled me inside that they want go. This is what you need to .

do with your life.

I OK okay. Stop drinking. Stop smoking. I was like in a gang, I was grown and weed.

Yeah, I was a nightmare kid. People think i've just this nice logan. I was a fucked in monster and getting on stage. And I got all that energy out and it's what i've been doing everyday sense. Wa, yeah that's cool.

That someone recognized that most takes .

one person is in IT takes one person and you .

know that one person clearly can change your life because during this party your life you're not you don't know what the fuck you're going to do and then somebody gives you a direction and they say, hey, you're really good at this. This is your thing yeah oh my god, i've found my thing. The day you go home, you like.

I found that yeah, he had first class. We had to dance on stage. He was a play, right? He take the metro north in from connected at new havin to put on little plays. And I just that I just thought I was the sexist thing. I was like, this guy was like living in the thousand.

nine, twenty years or like a real artist yeah.

yeah. And he goes, he goes, we're going to humility ourselves. Day one he goes, it's going to be so bad. So everything you do after this is gonna a breeze.

And and I i've still used that to this day with stand up, you know, you gotto get messy, you got ta. So he said, we're going to go to the silliest dances. And I went home as practice in, in the, in the bathroom, just sweating, turn, arrive, never performed.

And I get on stage and be like, siler. We are there. We are there until you just had a mental breakdown and then after that, doing a little shakespeare was fine that's an interesting .

and yeah and so when to break .

you down and go, you're allowed to fuck up, you're allowed to get messy and that's that's why I got a place here because I went to your club and I saw brian holt men and I go, wait minute. You're allowed to do this place where where you're allowed to say whatever you want. Well.

brian holtman was like a hero of comedians in los Angeles, but he didn't get good spots. Unfortunately, they they put him on really late at the end of the show. And IT was a wild thing to watch.

You know, you watch, like twenty thirty people, the audience, this guy saying the most hilarious, but yet horrific things, and he just never got the respect that he deserves. I've known brian for, I guess, around thirty years now. When we first started at the store, we were like Young hotshots.

He was like this Young, dark hair, slick back. Like, really interesting guy. Like, really like, same style that he has now he had back then.

I can't imagine him with any more energy than he has now, though he was the same guy.

Oh, his energy has not waited at all, which is why he's so good. You know, like some some people slow down. IT sucks.

IT sucks to seek yeah you know, because they slow down. You like, you want the same thing to them. You know what? You in casual up there, I don't say lazy.

You too tired yeah you to fire the fuck up. How would never lost that that kind of that pok you that fucking critically get crazy. But he didn't have a show, legal real showcase.

He didn't have like a real know like a real awesome spot where he could perform front of cross that weren't tired and hadn't seen three hours of comedy. But so now we've got him headlining. Yeah, no.

And people come to see him. They know they get excited. People see multiple times.

I called following here if he does. Yeah, so that was that I saw once and I was I went to like the open mika, whatever, you know, in town doing the volk. And I think, and then I go home and to try to get condition, adam wasn't here, flew back, got the audition, then did a couple spots, then did a good spot, holds man show.

And then I was in the car in new york. I pull over. I'm just looking at apartments in texas.

I just call of the guy. I go, hey, you can I move there? I made him an offer. I made him an offer that was like, insane. I'm renting. He literally goes, are you fucked in with me? Do and um the next day goes, they took your offer and I was I was IT well no and I was like, I know ron weight calls a comedy camp IT feels like that when you're when i'm landing here feels like camp David or something .

yeah are he said yesterday, he said you made a festival here every week it's like a festival eval .

yeah I wasn't sure if you'd made the right movie and i'm on the plane and it's rose bar the next row backs of bash man is sculco and i'm right behind him and I was losing my fucked in mind. I was algo. This is that yeah well.

whenever ver, you don't know if you should do something and you like you want to do something, but then you have that little, 哦， i don't know who is the right. You got to always go for you have you got to .

go for and you get Better at that as you yeah it's like you have to you got to fuck up a lot and they go fuck up a little less this .

time yeah the fuck up thing. But it's also just like taking chances. Going for thanks is very important every time i've ever done that has been good in my whole life, every single time, whether it's first time going on stage, even this, even like moving here.

sure. Because I have a family and have a business like this podcast that requires guests. And yeah, I know all these people that already lived in L. A.

This built in group of people that I would have on, and just like coming out here was, but I was like, this is, this is the move. And then open in the club was like, this is the most yes, it's gna be fucking and annoying. It's can be a lot of energy, a lot of stuff going on, a lot of things to be. But that's what really .

needs how you get to practice your hour at the times a week. And that to the road comes to .

you that's great. That definite helps a lot just like you so much healthy or it's crazy and much Better you feel you don't traveling every week? It's not like I just .

started touring this year .

if wears you holy shit. Yeah I guess it's like getting drunk. Yeah, it's like getting drunk. And then you have a show that night and then you have another show. Then you fly home and you get drunk flying home because he feels like when you land like you're hung. Oh well, I L warned the fuck .

out and to heat here. Man.

yeah, yeah. Used that.

What I understand by, and a little more, I can walk around shit my pants.

Hi is silly. Boy, did you I was testing you before this this mayoral race in satisfy, this might be the end. This might be like service ago is a failed city.

I mean, IT really is. But this is no Better indication of how failed that is then listening to this debate, listening to these people argue about what's important in sandwich. So this was on the Jesse water show.

You you got listed to this because how many greg queens do you know? You were at the debate last week and couldn't name a any drag queen on your own. I was wondering if you this is an opportunity to resume yourself and if you could name three L G B T Q advisors for your campaign and three drag queens ah, it's effort.

This for just me. And that was the thing he was going to sit down on. This is the actual current mayor of sanford, go london breed.

That's her right? yeah. And she's like, can you name three drag queen? Can you name three mentally ill men who address up like the most tardies characters like .

famous or just like pixi that does the story hour .

I know library down at the clubs does the berle's show? What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, now sit back and enjoy this is sit back and enjoy the show when vogue just takes on of a this energy and and IT gets crazier and crazy. And me look at the the sexuality acronym used to be gay and lesbian. G IT is watching. Politicians have to recite that .

that trudeau has more down. But my favorite two A I plus plus.

two s plus is like everybody's .

in this ganging that's not a White male. Like because .

you mean the american flag, that would be a great flag to represent .

facial people of color. Like there's so many different things indigenous. There's two spirit spirits in there, which is my favorite, is why three?

Why not forty five?

You're limit ting yourself. And then a, which is a hilarious too, because how do they have anything? There are a sexual, sexual like, how are they in there with the perverts?

How are they in there with freak? How they in there with the transgender people? How they in there with fucking guys where and leather thongs, g strings walk the street part of how does the? How are the?

They just don't want to fuck. My friend came out as bisexual, this guy in new york, and the, he goes web and so impressed. Am I supposed to feel bad that you get the fuck everybody really just like .

he's been depressed house? I don't know.

I don't know.

I know how you is .

a good thing to say. It's a good thing to say yeah also .

gives you like a position on people have to go, oh, my god.

i'm so sorry. No, what did I do? George bush, who was like talking about pride the other day. And I was like, if he was, he was, yeah yes, he was on some interview.

And I was like, if he was president today, having to the the l may of folks, the H G TV, the pb. js. These are tasty folks.

You know, my cousins are translucent, no washes. Driver, think about how much has changed. yeah. Sent him. Well.

he is so reasonable now and compare. I is to have a joke about push getting elected, about the iraq war, and that these people in the back of the room and their idea was, the only way to find out how t done people really are, is to have a dumb president and see if everybody freaks out. Because the only way they know that he's dumb is if they're smarter than him yeah, the only way to find out is put a dumb president and see our very response.

And then IT was all all about the iraq war. And then all these things happened, like what they bleed at IT. And then the end of IT, I go, I think the people in the back of the room are go on.

I think we go dummer. And they were right. Yeah, they were so right. Well.

people act like trump and bite. The first week we know we we had an autistic cowboy run in the country for eight years. We wanted eight years of that.

Yeah yeah. But people didn't want water at the end, which is why obama one yeah know which is what this country, oh, does we go? We swing hard one way, and then we swing the other way.

And duncan trust l said this when they were smashing windows and looting during the George floyd protests. Duncan said, dude, this is gonna so bad, because we're going to have a right wing, authoritarian president next and and I thought about, I was like, god down. He's probably right because that's really what happens.

There's like an over correction one way, like the the sand forces go london breed mayor thing. This is an correction to discrimination. So there is some discrimination of gay people, the discrimination of all .

kinds of people.

How now though still they're still IT with gay people for sure. They still people are so especially region.

It's too complicated now because it's like, well, there's that and then there's you know gay guys who dress up as women who want to read the kids and then there's those who cut their dicks. It's too yeah, my dad came out of the closet when I was seven. So I was raised in this stuff, came out as racist. But he he's gay. I mom remarried and then my dad with a husband and so it's when I try to talk about this, like, I shut up straight, White guy, this isn't your lived experience and like, no IT is and this .

on stage I talk about.

I talk about ever yeah, people started booing me when I started talking about this in in new york city a long time. I go was the first time when I talked about my personal life. Because I have crazy.

Everyone is a crazy life. Well, they're just like, you talk can talk about, you can't that's their life. You can talk about what it's like to be a gay person.

And it's like when I was seven, I was hiding IT from my friend. So I was living like a closeted gay guy. I I went in saying length to hide my dad having a boyfriend because back, this was one thousand ninety three.

That's when I was in an empire. That's when I was bad. But I imagine what guys like that think of what's going on now to be like, you're like a two spirit had an enormous whatever this shit is yeah. And back then I was bad, but when I was in the .

middle school, my friend josh, his mamma's gay, and he didn't tell us and body talk about IT, but I let me and I was a little, or though he mean SHE had the whole thing SHE was wearing a sleeveless as vast with the arms. She's a big lady and hit a girlfriend with short hair that was always over the house that was like to hold, like you'd go. Who's that lady? My mom's friend, lady one.

But I lived in san artist co. And so when I moved to boston, I moved to floria for few years. Then we moved to boston like I had been around k people from the time of seven to eleven.

Like my neighbor's were gay. My aunt is the golf and play bongos with them naked. They would smoke part and play bongos. I remembered I was just, yeah, I mean, she's love of factory. You should be naked around guys and no one cared.

But he was just this thing where, like the whole neighborhood gay, everybody was get gay was superNormal admit I did, but some of my friend was like hiding the first as mom was gay. You know, we never really pressed him on IT. But in my other friend ruling, yeah, obviously, but yeah, we're thirteen going to do for a men.

I think IT was associated with aides. So I remember those in the car. And you know, we would like, raise money for AIDS runs in all this stuff. And my friends like.

that's the AIDS thing, right? And I would tell him.

my dad and attorney, I would tell him because he goes my partner. And I would tell my friends, I like, why? Why is your dad's partner sleep? And I just a little partner.

I go they're working on a case they're gonna night fly you if you hear some banging and in morning and said they're recreate in the murder, they're in there. I would come up with this, probably the writer, because I, back then, I was not accept IT. When did .

everybody figure that out?

I never told anybody. Wow, yeah. I think I was in college the first time I told somebody because I was a theater major. So I was like, I was safe. Yeah, I was the weird when .

being an angle gives you like social props. IT does street red?

Yeah, i'll take whatever I can get now when you got resting, january six, face men, you need something.

Do you think you have january .

six what you do with resting uy? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I don't care. I used, I was raised to hate a man. I all that bulls shit.

I fucked in love this country. Man, I love IT. no. Man, we always hate bad behavior in all groups of people, left and right. Yeah, shady, evil people on both sides that we're supposed to hate. We're not supposed .

to be in the history. Its history got honor. Even like the stuff growing up with my dad.

Instead, a lot of resentment about that. But I thought, you know what? That's my that that was my burden to bear. And I have friends who you know who saw my, you know, gay was bad back then, but they'd see my dad being a great dad and cooking in his dinner.

And and so their introduction to a homosexual was this Normal guy, my dad, he looks like you like, looks like kind like Bruce wellness and I he's just a Normal dude. He's not a feminine. He doesn't do the like yeah sake you know .

is interesting right? Different groups of gay people with associate gay with people who behave in a very specific, exaggerated way yeah but they're the loudest .

ones on the float with their dick out and a four yell's face. But that's .

what's weird like it's not just gay pride. It's overly sexual behavior. Pride know those things .

should have nothing in the .

there so different like the I know so many gay guys that are just like you would never know unless they told you they were again, they just seem .

like men do you think people are actually homophily c or did they're just they have an issue with IT getting sort of convoluted into this sexual thing that are kids are seeing?

I think people who are homophobic just lacked new. They don't understand that there's weird people in every group. Like, would you be hetero phobic if you found out about people that are tom masters?

You know, if there was men that wanted to date fourteen year old girls and have sex of fourteen year old girls, you wouldn't be heera phobic because that just like you shouldn't be homophobic if there's gay men that want to groom Young boys it's not about the gay, it's about ashes. It's about shady members of society, and it's about A A lot of them are people who are victims themselves. And then they perpetuated again later in life. It's almost like being bitten by a vampire. One of things that happens to .

the of these molecules .

bit by ramper IT. But a lot of these measter guys wind up doing IT to other kids were just fucked and insanely evil, like life got destroyed, and then they want up destroying .

other people's thirty per become. Praying this I might priest, and I don't know the back story and this, but he he blew his brains out when I was eight years old.

chasuble and eight was rough for you .

was dead and and the what did do the priest .

do that he wanted to boss brains out?

I don't know, but I I always think about IT as I like where my blow jobs. Is that bad? Was .

that bad? And he didn't .

touch me because I was a part of the meter method interest.

They allowed to get married.

Yeah, I think so. huh? The s blow their brains out. He did IT .

at the alter. Oh my god.

Everybody off day. Thank god. But i'm never going back in like the next day and we just had a new guy and he had a master actually looked like net flankers and i'm like, and now I can I can do this and IT like.

did they tell everybody what happened? Yeah, did you leave .

a note ah yet? Me proud. Maybe I know.

Does anybody know like what was wrong?

No, I google that. It's been wiped. I can't even find a way that good at t well.

there's a function. There is a horrible thing that you people connect priest with tom molesters because you like, just like we're talking to one of the things, there is a group of them.

why? I wonder if by occupation that there if it's the most, I can't say for sure.

but it's certainly associated the most. Like it's not like nascar drivers. Imagine of that many nascar drivers were molesting kids. They are shut nascar down to fucking and hearty. Meanwhile, the church gets tax exam status.

You know, they they're literally guilty of moving people who molesters to in other place where they can moas new people inside to turn the man. That's a pope benedict got in trouble for so one of the reasons why you step down, yeah, he was responsible for moving this one again. That went on the millia hundred def kids.

Yeah, yeah. They would move these people to places where they could get away with that instead of turning them in. And I don't know if they gave him, council and me to fuck the thing about that particular evil. The evil of child ministers is the dots. IT doesn't seem be able to be fixed like no one.

You know, if you were a guy who was like a like a wolfer wall street guy, he did a lot of crazy ship with the stock market, but then he realized, like, I fucked up, you know, I never done that, was doing drugs. I fucked up people that kind of accept that you're not a thief anymore. Yes, you can go to talk shows.

No, you can write a book. And people go wild. Guy, they made a movie out of him. You learco o. Lee carrio played him at a fucking movie, and now he's out there back.

But we don't think that way about tom masters is the one like, if you murdered somebody like, I was Young and stupid, I hate that person. I didn't think I murder them. You do twenty five years in jail. You come out maybe I think like that guys reformed. There's no feeling like that .

ever would go out. You go out, make madani paris after that.

Yes, no. Well, did something.

I went out with a girl who told he goes, I feel like i'm with hang out with woody Allen when i'm hanging out with you and I was like, I don't know that .

was a what here? What yeah anyhow.

you give me an next essential crisis? No, you're not even asian. You know, i'm trying something different.

You ever listen to his old standard?

Yeah like, it's so perfect. Yes.

very perfect. But here is how openly perfect yeah yeah. And then you have to think of the time in which doing to stand nine hundred and fifty. So he's doing this like weird sexual.

I was locking a mush. The mush had me mounted on the wall. Was, is talking about girls, about girl.

I loved girl.

His voice is, so to be know no really this is really what is voices and you're a nq you're really are and yes, that was when you're funny though you can be that that your current IT is an ugly we're looking guy but if you're funny you that's that's .

what you do yeah up until the whole charm alist accusation, yeah.

he was a bit of a batch IT crazy lady to, I mean, both of them deserve whatever happened. They both deserve IT. SHE was adopting kids in returning them.

Yeah, oh yeah. Turn all the time. why? Yes, he just bad. And like this one, you know, he would get like mangled kids and all these you that have all these disabilities and stuff, and then he would return, wow, yeah. I mean, all all the kids have come out with different stories. But you know, well, if you, they deserve each other.

if you first in kids and take Carriers care kids, you taking care kids and experience like some crazy should, now these kids are probably already fucked up.

Yeah, I didn't speak english. They bring him in from different countries, china, and stuff that didn't speak english, that be like disabled and then woody islands, like you can go for a walk. But his movies are so good.

They're pretty good. They're not that good.

They're not that good. But what I love about IT is a different nobody could do that now and go I can go go make a movie a year. You're going, i'm onna see the rogan movie.

the shame gill's movie that you .

really year year real cheap didn't pay and um that will never have that again. I even remember when I was in my teens going on seeing the woody Allen movie, you didn't even care what I was so like a new comedian special coming out.

You d just like, it's good. how? Oh my god. via. He still making .

them that was good in your work. good.

where? Where does he live now?

He lives in still the same place, upper, each side .

figures fucked with. Can he just walk around?

Probably he's day. He is old. Man, yeah, he is old. I don't think people would recognize them all. Come on, Younger, the Younger generation.

I think they know who he never .

lived with me affairs, I found out. So they never lived. They never even slept over each other.

Er's house, they were ever married. No, no kidding. yeah. Doesn't make IT less weird that he started fucked in her daughter but no, not, you know just seeing .

new years and he was like, too yeah, yeah, yeah not good. Yeah, yeah. That looks like now yes, yeah. They're recognizing a harpy did wow.

she's older now.

Yeah, he's ada.

God damn, he's done the pandemic, I think finished him.

his A, D, A.

Finished them.

Well, me just life is finishing him, his eight, eight years old men. I mean, that's just any still, does a movie here? What did you get arrested for there?

That's from a movie take the money .

and around I think yeah, he had some great fucking movies he did but he's .

he's a real like german fob nor a guy. The pandemic ruined anybody that had that type of personalities.

Oh, I yeah .

done. yeah. But not that that is a tragedy. This is what that's the tragedy of our time.

And yeah, there were people that were barely hanging on. Oh yeah, they were ridden with the anxiety.

Yeah, I was one of them. But but IT was more because because I think at the vaccine and couldn't take part in society. That was a fun little experiment. We did that. We're just going to pretend like .

never happened. Yeah.

that was an interesting, interesting little thing. Yes, yeah. We had segregation in this country based on medicine and then we're back to pretend like I never .

fucked and happen. At least now there's they're having hearings .

on IT yeah nine years later, vouchers on TV the other day and you know I could have come from the the lab and may have been a leak I wanted stay open minded and like, okay, like what do you see all that leak stuff coming out of his audio? Yeah, you gotta make human pressure. People, you got to.

yeah, they're drop their ideological bullshit when they can't work been shown. When you make their lives difficult, they will drop their ideological bulls shit. Give moother oop saying that about people's jobs that you are going to force them into making a decision with their own body.

And not only that, a Mandate IT. And not only that, as a doctor know that some people are logic to some of the component, some of the, some of the actually ingredients in this iron. Rogers is one of them. Yeah, he's allergic to one of the chemicals. The senate, yeah, can't take IT.

And some people have immune systems that worked pretty well. And maybe you don't need to start jabbing with experimental stuff. I mean.

yeah, it's a wild thing that happened. And so many people are still defending IT because they defended IT previously. They are not defending IT from a position of a objectivity like here we are, twenty twenty four.

Let's look at the data now. They're defending IT from his weird place of I defended IT three years ago, and I shame people three years ago. And we were right, we were right.

We were right. You are wrong. We were right. IT saved millions. They would say that I saved millions. That which is, by the way, there's no way to tell if that's sure.

No, because the number of people that actually die from covet is so grossly exaggerated, most people think it's a very high number of people who die from covet. It's less than one percent. It's like, is IT point three, is he like one third of one percent? Is that what IT is something I fan and I .

don't know one per. And I mean, I know people do and some people .

you I know couple of people to do.

but but it's not what I remember that I was watching CNN. I was kind of like a brainwash woke person until the pandemic every day I was unseen and watching, watching that death ticker that like the stock market. And then when I made my decision not to get the vaccine, and I lost almost every friend, every job, and was called like a far right trump supporter, I go, okay, this is, we've never done this before.

What was your decision? Why do you decide not to take IT?

Well, I mean, i'm not getting something first. Well, IT wouldn't have been made that trumps really good at pushing things to regulations very fast. If we had any other president, there's no way.

That's what word speed do you remember? Warp speed? Je, right? Nobody can do that.

I call IT warp speed. Edison couldn't do IT with lightning speed, but I did work speed. I mean, they should certain of like fifteen years.

I made IT in two days. He's bragging about how quickly you did IT. And well, i'm not going to fuck and get that.

I'm Young, i'm healthy. I had cove IT a natural community. I was doing what .

everybody is done throughout history.

import. So why risk that?

And what was the um what version of coverage you have the .

earliest I had the first, the first, the og, the original. How bad was a for you? IT was like, I get the flu every year.

I'm tiny. I'm a sickly person, you know garet tes, I quit smoking. I was twelve, but but you smoke.

I started when I was ten. Yeah, ten to twenty one. I smoke for eleven years. nice.

So let's start now. And now .

it's fine. It's fine. I just got down.

How do I know that you had quit? Gar.

now you wouldn't that .

I think somebody brought .

IT up why I put up a sign when I was filmed in the special.

that a like, a no smoking sign. I know smoking mark brother.

when I, when I had, I had, when I was, I formed a special alist way we were alive editing IT. So I put up a no smoking sign in the Green room because I had all this, I had all this camera crew and stuff. What would he hit this thing?

The other side, the the top, is flipped the way I handed IT to turn towards you. Turn towards you. No, no, no.

The other way you see that does the top. And he pulled that thing down, said day ago, but you ve got a backwards. You should do the other way.

You can see what you're doing this. Yeah, they, I was good at this when I was twelve. Oh yeah. I used to still cigars. I was in like a skateboard gangs.

And I was so small, the'd sent me under the counter, and I would still like thousands of dollars of cigars under counters, yet speak under the counter of a drug store. No, they are so small. And then I would come out with, and we would .

sell them on the street. Are gangs sold, stolen.

scarce, stolen? S and we grew weed in my backyard IT was a real IT was A I an somebody stole our weed once we went and flip their car over and and burn IT. Well, yeah, yeah, yeah. So that, you know, the privilege of growing up in connect cate .

IT .

was a party connect.

a new haven. Vod, new haven.

Yeah, your good shots every night.

every single night. I do. The jokers wild. Yeah, that's around. I don't know where .

I did. My first open my no shit.

He did. You first up. My wow. You actually .

know the first one was was the cafeteria college. Yeah, I was in a play. I was playing George bush, the first acting role ever did.

Stuff happens. Did you ever hear about that play? No stuff happens. IT was on the west end in london.

IT was all actual quotes from George bush and his administration that the whole thing, and it's fuck in. Amazing really. Yeah yeah. In the warranty.

Which weapons of mass destruction, all the whole, the way they know what is almost like the pandemic, the way they scared people, weapons of math destruction, we've got to take him out, got to do. We're GTA do. And we went in there. And what came at that?

Yeah.

by and pulling out, leaving billions of dollars of ship behind.

Yeah, if you just compared biden to George bush, George, push like a fucking and roads scholar. SHE experience thought that he was an idea. We thought the god a camp is such an embarrassment of that guy is the president. And now look, the two choices we have your blush would be like the like, the wise choice at this point. Yeah, you know, oh yeah.

Did you watched the clip when they're like asking mob? I think about bin lot or something. So I K, we're going to find in a lot the first washed drive.

I watched that every day. IT was a good drive. yeah.

And he was a way of keeping people calm and like, he's so american, he just is, we're dumb, we're fucked and stupid. He's a transport .

detects us know they are from maine.

He was born in new havens, you know and he denies that he bridge that goes in new heaven is the George w. Bush bridge and he denies he was born in yale and new haven hospital where why would he lie about because he wants to be texas no red.

White and blue and body knows they're from .

kenabeek main born a new haven really. Oh yeah, you're like lucky.

We're named in the bridge after IT. Is amErica baby new? So at one point time he was hiding this.

Is that what that is? Isn't that funny? He's Younger than both fuck and trump and by he's chases Christ.

He has been the president like twenty fucking in years. That's so crazy. He's Younger than both of them is so not looking at that. That is so easy. That's so nuts.

I would vote for him for a .

third term in the second. Come on back, George.

Yeah, we need a lot of .

body and bring that darf fuck and fake heart mother fucker with dc tane. Yeah he's stuck ah he's literally in the bible. He had no pull at one point time, no pulse because he had an artificial heart put in while they are waiting to put a replace facial pump. Put in this pump continually circulated blood IT didn't have a pause, so he had no pause. Time has the back.

I don't know, may be heard my priest blue e's brains when I was kind of stop reading. But I mean.

you going to have like A A demand in carnet. Probably have no polls, you know so I know much watching .

back in the cut, like when he's freezes up now yes, you think he's gone, man.

but he's gonna go. But it's also he's freezing IT up, medicated to the tits like whatever they're doing to keep him alive. Iv vital transfusions and fucked in hormones and and fatma's whatever they're do and I don't know what they do. New troy.

he could be the first president to be assassinated by time. I mean.

I just he's not gonna IT. I just can't believe they are running him. IT doesn't make sense.

The more he flails about in these speeches, the more he focus up and more almost like he feels like he doesn't want to do IT. So he's trying to get out. And this didn't happen. This did not happen. What else denies claims biden froze at fund raiser event.

They're all of cheap fakes now but wait a minute.

there's a video I know of the show where, look, I don't think that's a big deal. The things over he gets let off the stage like, who cares? That's nothing some of the other stuff like what was that one where he was like yelling at people, like completely smile on his face.

He always does that. Yeah but this was a while. That's just him walking off with job an with obama who cares doing I think .

that was still like he give the little pinch on the ARM like you do .

to your grandma let's go he's just .

looking out at the crown, which is just yes .

yeah but whatever, that's the least of the things that have wrong. The thing of you, you seen the video of him, Young and Jimmy. This is crazy video. He's not say someone says something him and he yells something back, but it's literally no words and then he has a fixed violence face.

He yells and then he does that whisper like it's hard to believe .

it's real. It's almost like we're being in punk by china. They found .

that they .

definitely doing that.

That was a bit of a punk, a little bit little, yeah, minor worldwide punk .

that we funded, that we far the r test dollars about .

reparations for everybody who got fired for not getting the copy vaccine. I think everyone should get a fat check. Thousand dollars.

That's a bad idea. Not even enough. How many people lost do people?

It's destroyed. People.

this isn't IT. Will we hear this though? We here with .

this one is now trump. When he was command and chief refuse to visit a cemetery, s cemex, outside of paris for full american soldiers. And he refer to those shadows, and, I quote, as suckers and losers.

He actually said that. H, he said, how dare he said that? How did you talk about my son like that?

what?

How did you sweet old man though?

Yeah, that is I. His son died. Why is he saying his son.

his son, the death of sun changes by the day it's like.

but what is he saying there? Is he saying that his son died as a military person?

You, I don't think he died in war.

He's mixes IT up, say, how he died. He died from cancer by radiation chemotherapy treatments. Cancer remains stable, made twenty two thousand and fifty IT to walk to read national medical center.

But as maryland, because of recurrence of brain cancer, he died there ten days later. Okay, what what does I have to do? What is he saying? How did they talk about my son?

everything?

Exposure to military burn pits in iraq? Okay, that makes sense. OK. Oh, so what did he do? According to his father, bow was dial diagnosed with.

say that word.

ankle. This is ankle. An ki losing by the .

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latest. Anche losing some delights. After returning from service in kosovo, he was later diagnosed of brain cancers.

Father believes a possible, a possible consequence of explosion of military burn pits. Well, those burnt its one hundred percent. Fuck people up.

That's so crazy. Did that too? They had soldiers over there, and they had all this waste, and they just burned at all.

And then so the wind, which is blow IT right into the camp. So these soldiers are just breathing in toxic chemical waist. Yeah.

yeah.

What the fuck man most is, sun doing with some was impossible. Is the sun serving?

I think so .

is IT .

my amazing help? Trump on heat? He looks like he looks so Young. And energize compare to bide now yeah.

but it's pared.

pared to he .

was in kosovo after ninety eight, nine, nine, nine ovo war, working on behalf of the O S. C. To train judges and prosecutors for the local judicial system.

Two thousand and four became a partner law firm of bitter ferao, gentle ody biden and baik, where he worked for two years before being elected attorney general of delaware. He was nominated giant when joe body was nominated for a vice president. Bow introduced him.

Many delegates wept at his speech, which were counted the otto accident that killed his mother and sister in the subsequent commitment his father made to his sons. So his active duty deploy to iraq sent the fort bliss for free deployment training. This day up, just father, participate, two thousand eight presidents of campaigns, only vice presidential debate.

Father was on record saying, I don't want him going, but I tell you what I don't want my grandson and my granddaughter is going back in fifteen years so I can hit on them is cut off. Oh, so how we leave makes a big difference. Wo that in age? Well, so how we leave makes a big difference.

Then you think about what they did in afghanistan. He may have fucked that job. You fuck that job. You you literally have to be a crazy person to want that job. I imagine wanting the stress of being either the vice present or the president.

Brian, organize a joke about being right. Every morning you wake up someone like problems, sir, lots and lots of problems. Any of those jobs.

Now, one day where everything's like fucking .

and yeah think they should have an age cap on the politicians. Well, they got a minimum, right thirty five to run.

If you want to be a fireman, you have to show that your physical component, yeah, you have to complete a physical fitness course. Sure you, because you might be, have to do things. If you are a president, I think you should have to commit a mental fitness course like they should have to test you with puzzles.

They should have to ask you, yeah, legitimately like that sounds stupid, but that's a good way to find out whether someone's brain worse. Well, test people with the puzzles and quiz and ask some questions about history and they shouldn't be able to prepare for IT. I think there should be some then you you just announce today's the day we're going to pull me into this room and we're going to film at all and ask you a bunch of comments about all kinds of things. And then let's find out how, like, how is brain works?

I mean, I think much mccan had two strokes very, very short of the time.

He locks up whatever that is. I know they gets a stroke, but he definitely locks up like windows ninety five. Yeah, yeah, it's not good.

It's not good, and he's not stepping down. These people are so old. They're so old, and they shouldn't be doing anything.

They certainly shouldn't be running the world for future generations that they are absolutely not. Onna, witness, stepping down will step down. When did you decide, please? Not too long ago, just now. Okay, finally, eight two. But he should have stepped down.

fucked. And immediately he sounds like mr. Mao and Jimmy store, I mean your G G P or whatever watching these politicians just have a good chuck le.

I think that G G G knows those politicians don't really run jack shit. It's the, you know what trumpets to go. The deep state.

The deep state real. It's real. There's a bunch of people that run the the government from more.

They though.

well, there's a lot of money. There's heads of immense CoOperation that have incredible financial control and influence on politicians. This is the reason why lobbyists are some of the Richard fucking people in the country. The richest real state is in Virginia, right side of dc. It's a lot of its lobby's the amount of money that they pour into campaigns and pour into making sure that their gender are being met and that their businesses get to grow because of regulations or lack of regulations or tabs or lack of tariff or whatever the fuck they're trying to do that that whose runs things really and make decisions and then the politicians keep us embattled in these social sables.

You know it's like when they have when common Harris had uh this guy in a dress with a beard, come to the White house recent, oh my god for pride, come on in, you're in the White house that is to essentially this the social squabble it's so people get fired up yeah quiz in the White house and that other people go, what of the quiz in the White house? It's like that IT is this is a part of the grand plan to keep people not paying attention to the really important issues and to just constantly it's like these these fuck in beach bars they throw up at the country, they constantly get thrown up. It's working gay marry, they are going to take away gay marriage now.

They're na take away abortion. They're going to take away this guns, the border, and they just keeps throw these things in the air. So you're just like look and left and right and look and laugh and right.

And while this is going on, this all sorts of laws being passed that allow them to look at any computer, any laptop, any, any phone, you are going to be able to bypass encryption with A I. I was just watching a video where a security expert was talking about that. He was talking about what's that name? Rob backs sen.

He was talking about um how AI in your Operating system like once they get AI in your Operating system, all the stuff like signal and WhatsApp encrypted and and encrypted devices. That's nonsense. It's not going to work anymore.

It's going to do anything. They're gonna be able to get your information before it's encysted as you're typing IT before you send IT, everything is going to be transparent. They'll have access to anything they want, anything you have on any device.

IT doesn't matter what kind of encryption and what kind of bulls shit you use. And all let's out the window. And he was explaining .

that what about islands and neural link chip? Is that do you think people are going to have those? Yeah and they can just go open up. They don't have to say that. You just think IT open up google .

that's gonna happen. There is going to be versions of that and it's gonna. But we had what's no wonder's last name said again, R B, R B you say the right way. R book bb r 8R8 um he's the first neural in patient we had him in the other day and I think the absolute comes .

at today yeah now yeah he is the .

first goal like very smart， very interesting person to talk to, completely paralyzed from the neck down, except for a few movements in his hands. And like you can kind of move a little bit if final courts not totally severed, but it's very badly damage from a of an accident in the river. And now with this neurological, he can play video games, do all kinds of ship. And he said, the cursor goes where his his eyes go. The cursor goes like exactly where he wanted to go. So like, I have a built in aimed if i'm playing video games, because I could just, I don't miss, like I look at, I can shoot at things which is pretty wild and IT makes you think like, okay, welfare soldiers that's a must yeah you have to give them that you and that you know some of the fighter jets, the new homeless that they have on now are augmented reality helmets. And when they're flying the jets as there's looking at a specific spot, that's where the crossers go so that the cross hairs are connected to this are going to .

do with jokes like you, just like the punch line. I think comment .

is probably going to be one of the last places where the actual human experience exists in a pure form. You know, it's one one of several reasons why the mothership will make people put their phones in the bag. I get that out your head. Yes, stop looking at that. Just sit down to watch .

a huge difference.

It's a giant difference, but if we could still have things like that, I will remind us of what it's like to be a human.

You know, thought the movies of kind of go on away, go into the movie here. I stopped.

I stopped during the pandemic because you couldn't go. And then I was, like others, way Better if you have a nice TV at home and the interrupt.

you know, there is something of of that kind of going to grow on a day. But H, I remember when everybody had to be six feet apart and know two people each row.

And that's all made up when they found was like, I was out there. I didn't. I didn't make up the rules. IT was out there from .

the flu when we didn't even have fucked and electricity back then.

Well, there's no IT doesn't make sense. It's in the air. It's a respiratory ory virus. They have never ever in the history of human beings been able to contain a respiratory ory virus.

You can do IT if a respiratory virus gets out to a certain number of people, starts in through certain pop, it's just going. And IT IT also has, uh, animal reservoir. So one of things I find IT IT actually can exist in certain animals. In fact, in deer, they tested a bunch of a White tail deer, just wild deer, and a bunch of them tested positive for the nineteen.

I was going to look back this that six there's still six feet stand, six feet apart at the air. Poor is so fuck and stupid.

It's so stupid. But I was all a thing where people looked for something to make them feel Better, right? So even though masks didn't work, um even though six for distances didn't work, if you were out in public and you knew that covered was a thing and there wasn't some sort of fake measure that made you at least feel safe like you have to stand a little bit apart from each other.

You have to wear the mask. We're going to be OK if we all these rules we took the vaccine, which stands s six feet away. We were in ask.

And so all those things, even though none of those things kept you from getting cover, zero of those things keep you from getting coat. In fact, more evidence now that the more of those shots you take, the more you get covered. And is a bunch of different reasons for that. But i'm not of biologist or biologists, but are those things at least cap people thinking that they were doing the right thing and that maybe they going to be safe instead of just a freak out of a bunch of people? Would no mask and a wild disease that we've been told to is gna kill everybody?

I saw the clip of him saying you, they'll make you feel Better and so I thought, okay, that makes sense.

Nobody said in that clip. Yeah.

it's not going to help any help. And then where one then people .

start wearing too. Yeah, he was wearing too.

Yeah, you got to a weird too. Then wear a facial, then put a fuck and die of your fuck net.

The wear, too, is just like the workshop services go. IT never stops. IT would go to where a beekeepers outfit IT would go, yeah, if they let IT stay on. I wear two masks now I feel more protected. Yeah.

p herself of plastic and just stay under water.

It's amazing how that guy can gas light. It's amazing he does IT in his his hands fidget.

you can tell with his body language. I love watching when he's in congress you don't interrogating so a political fever run. It's a misinformation and disinformation. Yes.

he's well prepared to gas life.

but how can people still watch him and go? Yeah, you know, we did the right thing.

Even in the idea that you are talking about, you make people's lives difficult. They will drop the ideological bullshit and get vicinity I can work, he said in when they were, when they were quisling him on this, when they were asking him about this and confronting him with this, he said, that's not what I meant.

Yeah, he he's a sick si could you possibly .

have meet other than what you said if you were that guy? Yes is not like a thought experiment. You hanging out with buddies like imagine if you were a, you would tell people now that's not what that was.

That was you the head of the N. H. You the head of our america's corona virus task force. You're the big guy. You're the one amErica looks to for the answers.

And you saying that, yeah, shame, mom. And but god did that, workman, that was what I what I learned from that was how hard IT is to stand up for something you believe in. God damn, to go, i'm gona do this, and i'm going to, you start to see your friends disappear, your family.

And I wasn't allowed for home for Christmas. Yes, I had to sit outside on a porch with half my family outside wearing masks, and i'm standing on the other side. It's thirty eight degrees out and i'm going, what am I like? Like the first AIDS patient here.

how they respond that now they apologize.

No, well, not everything just back. We're just back we're back open. You know it's um but that do you think that's just human nature? Like we're .

people cowards, people cowards and there's like a mass psychosis that happens like everybody to collectively panic in the face of this fear that would never experience before, like a global pandemic in our lifetime. And then people fell part. Like that's what happens to people when they get pressured.

There's a lot of people out there that have never really experienced actual pressure in their life. So when something scary, like a virus, comes into their life, they fold up like a house card. They just can't take IT.

They don't know what the fuck to do, and they don't have any personal sovereignty, so they don't have the ability to go wait. what? What does everyone saying that doesn't make any sense.

Why am I onna do that? What are the consequences? what? How much do we know about pharmacology, drug companies? Have they ever lie before? Or they have? Have you ever been fine? Or the most finds in medical history? Okay, what are these studies? Like how long did they take to do these studies? Like it's a moner percent effective.

What does that mean? How do they define one hundred percent effective? That mean if you take you, you definitely won't get code because that's what I thought that man, do you know what that meant in one hundred percent effective in stopping death in the vaccine?

The robber cannet explains to me, um this is his words, not mine. But if he's right, it's the crazy' bucky thing I ever heard in my life. I think he's right. In the possibility group two, two people.

i'm going to work in the .

possible group, two people die from cover. In the vast group, one person two is one hundred percent more than one, so it's one hundred percent effective. Imagine yeah imagine that kind of math.

That's that's fout kind. Nobody really knew. Nobody knew. It's like a hundred percent effective. So you get people like racy matter on TV telling you that the virus stops with you, you you can get infected, can transmit IT. And then they never even, they had to admit later in european court that they never even tested IT for transmission. IT was never tested for transmission.

Who who hears that is going to go, my fucking no, everyone, I go. Yeah, I get, I get to be the hero. I get to get the shot. Yeah, and I get to end IT.

And that's any people did on your food instagram. Yes.

I got and it's fucked and fine. But don't shame the people who just made the decision. That is not for me. I never said one negative thing about the vaccine or who got IT and god damn did even in in the standard scene I was a far right q in on all the fuck and things yeah horse medicine got, you know you know, it's like listening.

I got IT on cn. I know IT more than anybody .

knows that. No, no. Well, Chris com a would not. Did you see the piece that that clip actually I made?

I did an impression of you doing an impression of don lemon, don't get the vacation, work, vacation. You you can take a book, get vacation. Unbelievable that that is on national television and that clip lives on and they get to .

just get away with in Chris chrome when he's talking about people injecting veteran medicine and then Chris cowell saying, I remit in A D warmer like the the stupidity in which they were describing on cable television.

First, you not rejecting anything you fuck in IT yet you're taking a small pill is one of the safest drug profiles of any drug and recorded history that's been prescribed to human beings billions of times in the fact that they had the ball to go on T, V. And frame IT that way and then Chris quama, with dave Smith saying, like this is what we were being told that they were take. Like you don't have google. Like you just go out and CNN you spit out what they're telling you. Like you don't look at IT at all.

even at the same token, even if you wanted to go experiment with an actual why don't you get to do that? So you everybody has to take this experimental fuck and rushed vaccine that trump pushed the regulations.

Yeah, you mess in the point. The point is I was dirty, Better. That's the doma part about, dam part about, let me experiment, let not experiment that sound the point. The point was I got Better.

really quiet, which is Harry.

Yeah ah but they didn't want that. That's when the machine moved, and they went with this horse, d warman naro. They were worried that other people going to start taking either acton.

I took a bunch of things, and I talked about all. I didn't say I remember him by itself. I said, I V via, yes.

Monolog of anybody. Z packs, I said I literally gave the list of different things. There was um some quarter and what does that stuff called? There is some sort of a terror that I took to .

you were Better like in two days or right quick. Holy .

shone, I was working. I did ten rounds on the bag six days later. I'm like, let's see what's going on because the only way I have really see what's going on, see if I have endurance.

Yeah, I did ten rounds on the back. I was five days and I did to work out. And I tried IT prety good. I don't want to like really laps because I kept here and that people would work out too quick and the'd laps.

So I said, let me just go through like a decent account and see how I feel if I feel that all drained, retired and pretty tune, which is, you know how I knew something was wrong in the first place. I'm pretty tuned in to my body. And then the next that, all right, but if I can push IT, let's see what's up.

And I pushed IT, I felt one hundred percent. I was one hundred percent sixty days later, and I think I was on one hundred percent five days later. I just didn't try. So that was bad for the narrative, because the narrative was, this thing was super dangerous.

You know, you you need to take a vaccine is the only way through IT and my doctor was saying, no, no, it's not as dangerous as they're saying, especially someone like you who works out every day and takes vitals everyday and always e healthy. This is not the thing is going to get you. He's like with the people that are dying.

What i'm seeing is people with commodity ties who is explaining everything to me. And he recommended a series of nutrient to take to prepare yourself, like to pump up your immune system. And he's like, but there's a bunch of things you can take if you do get infected that will help you recover and that's what I .

took and IT worked yeah think how many people could have perhaps yeah applications .

that in order to have the emergency use authorization so that they could make sure that everybody gets vaccine, they had to have no other treatments. That's why they demonize, i've reject, and that's why they demonized hydrox y chloro. And that's why they they kept a lot of people from getting monoclonal, anybody.

They didn't want any solution other than the one that was going to make them insane amount of money and that they pushed for. And we went through that. yeah. And the thing is, like art, did we learn that? The question.

did we learn? I, so .

I .

learn, I learned, but I almost didn't survive IT IT to go through that. And I had no, I had no bank account, I had no money. The money I was getting was from comedy club cash.

And I had just gotten to the clubs in new york city. And I decided i'm not, i'm not going. Here's my papers to get in.

I'm not doing IT not doing. I've fuck and performed outside during those shows. I was performing for free outside, outside of comedy clubs and then wants the vaccine. I said, we need your papers and I just said, I can't do IT I said, okay.

take care. How did you go from that? Not doing. Stand up. How many? How many months do not do stand up.

Well, I started just doing videos in my living room. I wash my fucked in mind. That's the thing is I when I took a lot of my fans, you went through a some more thing.

And so when I meet them after it's it's um it's it's painful because everybody tells me the story. I'm a firefighter. I lost my job on a nurse.

I lost my job. Yeah, I lost my family. I was isolated.

Just meet a guy. His daughter killed herself because he couldn't practice her sports. He was locked in her bedroom. It's like the fuck and damage that was done and to be able to stay steady during that and go r, i'm going to go through this now without any friends and being labeled this far right crazy person for just saying no thanks to the shot you know, you can't believe, you know what that does to you and so I just feel, I feel so, I feel so much for these people that did IT and who who stock up to IT?

Yeah, I do too. And I ve also feel for the people that got socketed to taken, and now they have like serious consequence, serious health problems. You know, I was ready to get vacation.

The u. fc. Had allocated a bunch of vaccines for their employees because they were doing shows during the pandemic.

We did shows in the high of the pandemic with no crowds. So the U. S. C. Has this place called the APEC center and the apex centers, a small arena that the USA built.

And they built IT to do like the day A Y tuesday night contender series in a bunch of different other fights that they film there and so we went there um and they said, we've got the vaccine so you can get vaccinated uh, we saved one four if you want to get IT I said, okay, great. A lot of the u fc employees IT was the Johnson and Johnson of vacation. And so I call up the doctor.

Hey, can I get IT? Today is like the day of the fights. He said, I can't do IT today.

You get, you have to come to the clinic. Can you come on monday? And I said I can't come on monday. Um I I got to go back sunday I said, but i'll be back in two weeks for the next fights. I'll do IT. Then in the time that I left the vacation got pulled for blood clots and I knew two people that had strokes, one guy that I met in, another guy who was a friend of a guy that I met, and they told me that they had strokes, like within five days, again, vaccinated, and I was like, weight White. And then they were sent.

I was reading the news story about they are pulling IT because of blood clock holy and I think I talked to the year so I O him and I don't wanted take that and you know they one of the guys that I talked there was like, I agree with IT like I took IT. I don't know. I think I feel okay, but I know a guy.

I know a guy. Everybody knew a guy. They got fucked up, every someone who got fucked up by. But IT was like, all the sudden the gene had come out of the bottle, because before that I was all in I was I was not in any way they perform anti vx. But IT doesn't .

make the antia for not one get.

My point is, in fact, I was I was having a conversation with one of the scientists that I talk to about this. Seems like maybe this would be good to get people that are these crazy people that are anti vaccine to like, wake up and recognized the importance of these things. So this is my mindset back. And so when that happened, I decided, like i'm not taking a chance with this thing, like this is too weird. And then I knew another guy who had some sort of a heart problem from the moderna, an allegedly, and then IT just got, I just started getting weirder and weirder.

And then when a couple of my friends got covered, one of things that happened as my whole family got coit and I was like, well, I should probably just get IT and I was like, if I I was getting tested every day because we were doing the podcast, yeah so the way we do the podcast to keep safe as all the employees got test, security test, I got test that everybody got tested in a couple of times, we had to cancel shows. Because when someone test to positive, and then we all, everybody had to keep the in test, we are very diligent about IT. But my whole family got IT, my kids got IT and they were fine, like they scared through IT.

Like one day, two days, they felt great. Like this is early early days, like no vaccine. No one knew what the fuck treat was.

Um my wife got IT SHE took i've mcat them because they were actually prescribing IT back then and her doctor prescribed IT back then. This is the early early days. I didn't get IT, but I did feel not good.

But I was in the houseman I hugged the kids and they really, you're gna get in was I was, we were joked around because, like, they weren't even that sick. And my my wife got IT worse than them for sure. But I didn't get IT.

And I kept working out. I was working out. And I remember one day I worked out and I didn't feel good. I was like, man, I feel fuck and weak.

And I was like, i'm just going to do like use like lighter weights and just go through like three series of this routine that I do just light and easy, don't push IT, just just get the blood flow in a little bit. And then the next day I went back to gym and I did the same thing. I would start working as like cow pog and feel that good.

Like I still feel off. I D less just do the same thing, nice. And lights just go through.

The motion is not pushing. And then the next day I went in and I felt fucked in. Great, my OK, it's gone.

Whatever IT was, it's gone. I tested everyday, never just to see. But my body clearly fighting something like you, something going on.

And I because i'm so in tune with IT, I recognize that I didn't push. I do have some friends who they are meat heads, and they also felt that same thing. And they were doing judicia and they just kept training really hard and they got real sick. Because if you get sick while you're broken down from training, so yeah, if you have a really hard, really hard workout is the whole thing is that makes your body stronger because IT breaks you down and then .

your body has to build back up again, again, to have to help build a body.

Here has been working.

We can have come. I do laps in my heart top, and that as much as I do, I don't need much.

Well, you should do a little something. You have do anything rigorous.

You actually, I D I heard you say once do one hundred push ups a day and it'll change your life and fuck in did just I couldn't do you know fifty now I can do one hundred no problem ah and change everything. It's like you ve got to you got to do .

what you're willing to deal. Activity, body needs, activity, your body that so the byline is, if you break yourself down from really hard workout, you will get fuck and sick. Sick like the sick as i've ever been, is when I got sick because I was working out really hard because when that happens, then IT hits you and you just fuck and get correct.

And I know a bunch of people who did that, but just got to be smart yeah. And like along the tough guys are not smart because they're just too tough. They are too tough and they they make these decisions like, I just fuck and .

power through our eight brain, our man cave brain, you know, IT takes over. IT does.

But that also what makes you successful, that stupid part of your brain that can just power through things. That's what makes you get up in the morning that that gives you disciple. Yeah, yes.

But that also can fuck you up. Can t you up? Yeah, you can fuck.

You have to know. You have to be the general of the army. Yeah, you have to understand what's going on. You can always just be the soldier. Sometimes you have to be strategic about, like nothing now hold is not the time to attack.

You need people you you really trust to can tell, you know, I the weekend and I felt just filmed, i've stayed up for three days straight to finish editing IT. So i've never done that. And I remember doing to go.

And this is, I don't know, this is really stupid or really smart, but biden could die any day in half of your set is about biden. The wind could take him out. And so I just did three days, couple hours sleep.

It's like race .

to see I was sugar in chicago. If he dies, this is useless. This three years of holding these fucking and jokes in. And that's such a crazy mindset.

I got ta get IT out before the president died.

I got to beat his general.

Oh my god, do you think? Do you think that they gonna put in? Gather newsome, that's what I think. God, I keep thinking IT like everyday. I'm waiting, waiting for the big announcement.

the news. He is so repulsive men.

He's responsible, but he knows how .

to talk that he's attractive because he .

got a nice hair, hot privilege yeah he's he's a smooth gas lighter and got that serial killer .

face though super got at .

running a state into the ground.

I hate he talks like he's wrapping, do you like, yeah, we're gna shut down that yeah well.

that scares res me. It's very practice. He's a performer, you know. But that's what half this country wants. They want someone who's just going to make him feel good enough to go to work every day sure. Well, as their rights get eroded slowly, but surely ma hair .

is that would be interesting. Even a half her for one day as president, that would be interesting. No.

no, no, no, we don't. That's what rest is. Gonna tack. You know, I got kicked .

out of a comedy clip for doing an impression of her. Yeah, they said no longer OK for a straight White guy to do an impression of .

a retarded haena.

W, yeah.

what was the club? IT was .

like a make shift. Things are uncovered. IT was this outdoor thing, and I got thrown out.

They go, your racist. I was like thinking fun of her and I got thrown to the curb. Wow, because I couldn't do the clubs.

I was unvaccinated. I hate unvaccinated that so like the vaccine, it's like being I didn't get circumstances. I don't like being called.

yeah. So you can earn something that just is the deck and in the top. I hate that.

Careful with the way we phrase your own vacs. It's like fucking. I'm just a human with blood, regular blood. And you'd have fought ae juice.

trump pouch juice, rot b speed .

juice and speed.

And so did the the joke go over? Well, did you get a good laugh?

I wish just kind of talking about racing stuff and your lacie and slow. The manager came and physically through me of the curve. And I ve just married. What the what is going on when I started comedy yeah I started around the time of like Samuel and mark Norman and I started two years after them and we were still doing open mikes. You'd see mark dorm on the tonight show then back to the cub 嘿 ah and we would say this crazy er shit and IT made you good and then suddenly IT was like， you can say you can say that you can say that yes and it's all made up .

in the obama minister IT was a wave of IT and like dave Smith attracted it's really interesting really describes IT yeah he describes like when the phrases, all the different catch phrases that all of its around two thousand twelve that's like this big ramp up of all these things, racism, all these I did transformer a all this big rap up of all these issues happened around two thousand twelve.

I don't i'm transport bic, but that just means because i'm I am afraid of them joe, i've going out with two by accident. Yeah I used to do on online dating and you you know that they they would have good angles, the surgeries getting good to and if the ian game over, who game over? So I was on a date with IT was is a black woman.

IT turned out to be A A man. And I had a complete mental breakdown. I ran in the bathroom.

I called my friend and god, i'm out with a dude and and he wants to fuck me. He wants to take me home. Yeah, yeah.

That happened twice. So did they explain to you that they?

No, no, no. If you're dealing with someone who has a mean, i'm not saying all people that I don't even think trans is it's all fucking and just make you have a season. But but no, they don't a lot of them don't tell you.

Well, a lot of them feel like you don't have to tell. I was actually washed in podcast where comic was arguing that you shouldn't have to tell someone that your trends, if you're dating them, you if you're .

having sex with them.

you find out a comic was arguing that .

they're fuck in .

vagina and were doing in just this woke compliant way. IT wasn't like they had a wealth out our point. IT was just like, guy, why should you have to tell you? Like, what the fuck are you talking about?

What are you talking about? You should tell people of you have bad credit. You should tell me you you going to get involved in a romantic relationship with someone.

And you, the government, one hundred thousand dollars taxes, you should have to fuck and tell people that I might be in trouble. I might not have to run the coast to rica. Yeah, you have to tell people a lot of things.

Yeah well, it's that that's the new way. It's it's just this compliance for all this new shit that didn't exist a couple years ago.

Well, that's the thing is that they want to say the transport en are women so watch .

the tell you I think it's trans phobi C2Call som ebody tra ns bec ause if the y're an act ual wom an, they're just a woman so why you call on him trans you can't transition if you were born a woman and you feel like a woman you really want to support people like this trend shouldn't be on the fucking in table.

That's a woman with a dick though with the dick. So say trans woman, the one everybody know.

Just say woman with a deck. A dick person.

Yeah, a dick holding person.

Dick holding person.

For now, did my to get really dick?

Oh, man, wonder what that thing? I wonder five.

Yeah, yeah. They should show the surgery .

you want to kids to get involved. They should show the surgery of taking your forms skin and building a penis. It's hard enough having god given penis. Imagine one built by a bunch of like arteries.

That one scary, but that one doesn't take a way. Your vagina, that the scary one is the penis to a vagina, or they take IT off for really .

make an opening in your body.

And then you have to keep IT dilates all the times, have to shove something up there and make sure he doesn't close. Like a fucking and ear piercing, you you one day they're na be able to do gene therapy and they going to be able literally transform someone into a woman. That's not that's not off the table.

They're to be able to do that. And you know some animals can do that. That's one of the funniest things that alex Jones got called out .

for the time of the frogs gay.

but that's the real thing atrophy. It's it's pesticide or urb side um if they they got IT in with these frogs and half of the frogs change the gender like here is atrophy is a urbis de in independence por that can harm the sexual development of frogs by altering their hormone d cycles.

Exposure to actually in the concentrations as low as zero point one parts or billion can cause go natal malformations, including her methodize and males with multiple tests. Atrazine can also chemically castrated male frogs, turning them into females or d mascula. Zing them.

I mean, that's kind of happening anyways in the new york city they are doing to men. You suse, I walk around and you see these couples where the female looks like the guy and the man looks more feminine manner, just being a massu.

Later, they I was one of those guys because when when the hole with when the options are all of these women, and this is the options, I mean, women create the sexual marketplace, and men kind of dict date their behave. Imagine if you, when I were left to our own devices with no kind of woman to, I keepin check. So men have .

been added that came from as her pirates came from. Yeah, you leave men alone and not have a bunch of women around going he slow the fuck down, slowed down, dania battle aces, kettle of savages, storming villages yeah.

the yeah.

And so that's the over correction. That's the over correction is you get these are incredibly feminized men. And one of the ways that happens is jobs, right? So you have a job in your in the social structure for eight hours a day that is very unnatural and weird. And most companies have D I scores, and most companies have all these different requirements. And they're openly allowed to discriminate against, especially heterosexual White men.

An or two things .

about that. Yeah, there was A A thing that elon tweed, I think today or yesterday, he in response to one of these things at disney, where one of the guys at disney, like openly said, I would never hire a straight White man like I have that on .

tape you know I just one ah yes.

I think so. I talked about IT in the Green room and tell your story, tell what happened and how the soul this .

your first ah it's quite it's quite a long story. I mean, IT I started when I started comedy and started i've been doing twenty years, so i've had been TV TV shows, get stars, coast stars. You never really heard.

You know, that's too many White guys. It's getting a little too White. And then I remember, like at comedy clubs, you just start to hear people say, you know, there's too many White guys, too many fucked and White guys.

And then IT became, IT became quite popular to just start to say, there's too many of you guys. So what do you do? We ve got to get rid of them.

You know, the first time that happened to me, I was invited to do a podcast. So a woman uses a lesbian SHE wanted me to come on and tell the story of being raised by gay man. He goes, I think this will be good.

The bridge r two fan bases, so people can hear IT from a straight guy's point of view of what it's like to kind of grow up in around, you know, I grew in gay bars and piano bars and drag shows. And i'm kind of the long term study for what IT does. You IT fucked you up.

You know, I started to think, maybe i'm gay, maybe, you know, I try to. In college, actually, I was going home to visit my family. I tried kissing a guy just because I felt like I needed to fit in this shit.

Really, really he was like, get the fuck away from me. Remember I was in the car and just go in like, fuck. Maybe i'm gay, my dad's gay.

I got a gay brother. One of my dad's brothers is gay. I think my grandfather is just genetic.

Ah sure. And I just, I just get the fuck away from me because I just wanted to fit in. I wanted something to talk about, a thanksgiving dinner.

I wanted be the gate peer pressure. Talk this. And he was a friend. SHE text me and he goes, I think this was after the George fluid thing, maybe and he goes, I can't have a straightfor ke I on anymore and I member just going like, what the fuck you can help me on just because my skin color.

What changed IT was the during the B, O, M stuff, that stuff really ramped up. IT became kind of, I think, celebratory ory to go fuck White people, fuck and White women. White, you know, I think I became Normalized a little way to know any amount is too much, but IT became celebrated in a way.

And so that happened. And then that happened another podcast. And then I was, I had an acting agent who, whenever I would do to stand as the host, mark Normand shell t soup, and all the agents would come in every eight, you know, every couple months, someone go, went on us, and now we gotta get in holy White, and i'd go, sure.

what? Sign me IT send. You need auditions. And so this guy saw when he brought me in, IT was the biggest agency at the time.

Abrams IT was called. And i'm waiting around going, and what's going on? No additions. Is that all commented to check me out any emails and he goes too tough out there for White guys.

You kind of was like we'd done here the next day, fires me, removed me in the next day. He was soon after to remove me from the roster. I got an email some more time we buy and then another manager scouted me, brought me in called agi entertainment, I think and um he goes, dude, you're killer.

He goes, you got an acting resume. He goes, we're going to get on the enthusiasm and I was like, okay, maybe this is finally somebody who got the balls to fight this shit months go by. He calls me and he goes, um we hit a snack.

He said, we we don't we can have any more White guys, but we're not hiring White guys. We're not representing White guys. And I and I just was like, what the fuck is going on? How could you say that? And I go, is the company policy and he goes, yeah so half way to the conversation.

I take my phone now because this happens so many times. I was little. I was losing my fuck in mind.

My ther's goes, did you ve got to start recording this? You have to record this stuff because I was happening every month. I got a commercial campaign.

They go, you have been replaced with the black woman. He goes, here you're the guy for the job. IT was like a hosting thing.

We got the impressions. I was perfect for IT. They replaced. So I started you being prepared, and I recorded IT, and I got IT on tape. And I just.

what did you get on?

I got him. I got him literally saying we will not represent White men in its company policy he said IT in planning, it's not IT couldn't be any more clear. He said, we cannot work with you just because your skin color.

And where were you when you record this?

Were you in new york? Yeah, in new .

york?

yeah. I didn't .

even know that. Now.

sitting on my part, I did like a little, couldn't work as a vaccine stuff. So I was just locked in my room for two years making instagram videos. I mean, I I went from zero to a million, over million followers just from that, was doing fouche everyday, doing camo s going on the radio is fouche is wow.

And IT was just bizarre. But you do IT IT IT fucked me up because I was. So it's so confusing to have someone go, you or the man for the job.

I had a great resume. I mean, I was, I was being considered for big holleywood roles. I was brilliant for a sneaky pete java.

Rob C, I was up for that role and uh, make in my own films. Um and h yeah, I fucked me up. I I got really depressed. I lost my mind.

And so when you record this on tape, what happened after recording on tape?

After that I was too afraid because when I would tell people about this, they would go, well, whatever White guys have had a good i'm going.

I just fucked and got here. But isn't that one of the things that someone said to you, like why guys have good run?

People said to me.

wasn't that one of things that one of the agencies said, do right?

I mean, of an agents said that edy edy.

but not .

nonuser clubs, but like that the independent run shows there would be, there would be like, no White people were allowed shows, yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah. I was at a club and I did despite, I goes, you going on the next show and I go yeah goes I didn't know you're in the L G B T plus two R Q R commute and I go he goes yeah it's only no straight people about as like what the fuck what the fuck is going on on and that so I after that I waited a while um I talk to my fair I I just didn't know what to do because because I didn't want that to become a force of its own.

I wanted to have my talent lead the way which I had always been doing and it's tough to have people call you say you're you, you're just being a victim or whatever. And it's like, yes, sometimes you're a victim and you have to fight IT, to heal from IT and to move on from IT. And so I thought, if I don't fight this, i'm going to kill myself because I was so it's so humiliating to have someone go your skin colors, just not the time for IT and so I I just thought i'm gona go for and I I just put IT on an instagram.

I said, hey, I just got turned down for being White, any atterley out there and one guy reached out because i'm a discrimination attorney. He goes, this is one of the most clear acts of discrimination i've ever seen. He said, it's so clear cut.

And so that was a couple years ago. So it's an ongoing thing. These things take a long time butter.

And so what are you you're suing for discrimination is that we're suing for?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Every every race is protected under the civil civil rights laws.

crazy. They're so in captured by this fucking and mind virus that they would okay to be racist to .

White people not only OK, but like celebratory. Yeah, no. Well, yeah. And I don't let people fucking do that to me.

People think i'm just this nice little, i'm a fucking animal when you grow up in a crazy environment and you survive IT man, it's like, fuck and come at me and I had to say i'm going to eat a hill or die. I don't care. I was like, this is war.

We are in a full bo and culture war and and all. I would give up everything for IT because I ll also owe IT to, you know, people that can't fight for themselves. I had this ten year period where this ship wasn't going on.

I built up my acting chops, my comedy chops, with nobody saying, you can do that, you can say that. And so I had this kind of, you know, this this energy, I I have to, no one's going to do IT for you. You know, I saw I, Jordan Peterson, fight for that bill c sixteen thing.

yeah. And I go, holly shit watching if if it's worth watching a the congressional hearing canada, where he's explaining you can't compel speech. You can't tell somebody you have to say my prononce s or you go to jail like this is gonna get out of fuck and control. Everything he said came true.

Yeah, I hand him on, went in the beginning of that stuff. And remember people saying to me like, why do you care about what happens? These obscure moments have happened in these universities.

And I had bad winds dinner after the ever Green college. Think, think, I think and I I was saying, like you don't know these people gone to graduate. Do you understand what this is the future? yes.

Like these attitudes that are being in these kids are being in doctorate into these mindsets, they're going to a expand and they're going to be involved in the workplace and are going to be involved in politics and culture. This mind virus is going to go everywhere. And you're got to say what IT is.

You got you ve got to call IT out when you see IT. This is a kind of crazy and obviously all these years later, mean, this was like two thousand sixteen, I guess. Yeah, so here we are. You know.

well, he's part of the reason I pursued this, Jordan, because I just, he he's like, you have to tell the truth that's IT tell the truth or tell the truth. We at least don't lie. You know, it's like elves, like you can't bloody compel my speech.

You know, that's pretty clean your dam room. You know, it's like finger at cat rescue your father from the baLance like whale. You know.

it's like I developed that when that's .

a good why? Because I was in a little a mascula ted little he him live in in new york and I would sit in my room and watch his lectures with my fucked and head wood exploit. I go home.

This is all the shit that I think and feel, but I haven't been able to articulate. He's billing guy. And my life, my life changed forever once I heard him say that, tell the truth, at least don't lie.

And my life has changed. That video of him with Kathy newman. Have you seen that? That's amazing.

I watched that every week. It's amazing. It's a master class in how people will try to send you where. And he does not bend he like, well, you know, women need to like content in the workplace place. So what you're saying is women should just be raped in the breakroom like like no, it's like i'm .

not it's a funny conversation because it's all that got a shit gone wrong because you're doing IT with a skilled person, a skilled linguist and some are really understands what he's saying and has a deep understanding of the history of marxist and lendin ss philosophy and what what IT leads to what communism and socialism actually leads.

What you're actually saying is you in by forcing people to comply is only one way you forcing people to comply, and that's violence. That is the only way, ultimately, IT will going to put you in jail. What happens if I resist? Were going to kill you.

IT gets to that. IT gets to violence, were going to grab you. We're going to hunt you down. We going to put in a cage, and then we're going to force everybody else to comply as well.

And this is what he saying, is like you cannot go down this path if you do not know where IT leads to. You can't think you're being virtuous by standing up for the disenfranchise and imposing this, especially the gender pronouns, which at that point of time there was seventy eight different recognize gender pronouns. Yeah I who knows how many there are now like .

now it's not thousands.

It's just like people just make things up and that's what's the fun thing about tiktok. China is so clever. Og, there's so good with the tiktok is so good. It's so they're so smart what they did. And then to show you these outrageous people over and over again with fake, I lashes stories to kids just freaked in everybody out with a bunch of different i'm too spirit and i'm this and that, and i'm from masked in with the whole thing is just nuts.

And then shutting down free speech time in ibs. I been banned for shut down for three years. They froze my, I was going all my trade mic.

They do. They would you. They don't have they don't hate.

I was texting White. They don't have to tell you that power of when you sign up.

right eventually tiktok .

and it's it's a communist chinese. We are let. It's an act of war living in our pocket.

And I can't believe I was you. I changed my a name to clear disable comedian, and suddenly they let me. I started getting ad offers from tiktok.

They just .

like when I did bit about where I come out on stages. Gay, that was the first video that they let kind of through because .

the algorithm let IT through problem get reviews eventually.

Yeah, IT just got removed again. I just posted IT again because i'm like, fuckyou. So I keep posting these .

things over posting different names. My Youngest starters, vegan teacher. The vegan teacher is crazy lady on tiktok.

That's like this crazy vegan lady. And he keeps you getting banned. And so they keep bringing keeps making IT up new accounts and going back.

So that's what I do on stage. I keep coming up with new identities to see what I can get away with.

So this is his, yeah.

that's been frozen for .

three years oh yeah.

And look at the first video like that. How many views all of my videos used to?

Three point one million.

Yeah, I was blowing up like I would get like ten, twenty thousand flowers a day and wo wow.

And that's the difference between .

a comic selling out a theater and have filled in a club. Yeah, know that type of exposure. Oh, for sure.

especially comically. You is actually very funny when you have these messages that come and say that your accounts being frozen, they won't give you any reason. They say non compliance or community stand, say information.

hateful behavior. So each one is different. You mean like each .

video when they pulled your account .

or no yeah hateful behavior. My my instagram got pull to no ebra. That's when I lost IT because that was the only it's I buy a Graceful D I met somebody outside the comedy seller and SHE was kind of follow on inter day.

I said, no and they they just ban my account and that was the only way I was making money was selling tickets from my institution videos and going on the road and this girl said he was, I just quit working there and and the I said, can they just turn IT off and on he says, yeah, I go can you have my account turn back on? He was absolutely SHE I gave my information SHE sent ted to somebody in instagram. They just flip the to switch back on the next day was back.

So is IT just completely subject based on one employee decides that you're offensive?

Yes, they have a whole fucking in the park and they got, well, they got two complaints or whatever is being transformed or read whatever the fucker llc IT is going on at the time and that you can have that with art.

No, especially not comedy, especially not come. I mean, the whole idea is to push limits, and the whole idea is to, like, walk that crazy line and say, I D shit for fun. It's just a fun.

These aren't like you can't put them in the same categories as hate speech because no one's trying to be hateful. They're just trying to get laughs and they're getting laughed often times by saying something that the audience knows they don't mean. There's saying IT because it's funny, not because it's true, not because they want you to think it's true, because it's a ridiculous thing to say and it's a funny thing to say. And when you hear the audience love, that means that worked IT was effective. That doesn't mean you can then put that in print .

and say that .

this is an anti L B G T Q T who get A I .

who gets to this. It's like be like pointing to a random person in the crowd at the mothership gone, you get to pick what's hateful and what's not what medians.

But also like to have random people work in an instagram, get decide that or take they just get to decide that. So crazy and you know we know well, thank god for elon mosque and and .

twitter and x now. All every port side is like xxx. So you type .

IT in and usually .

porn site .

pops up. But at least on that site, you don't have to wear about that shit. You could you can get wild. You could do whatever the fuck you want there.

I got banned the day or week. He, uh, actually I had as a torney reach out to him personally because I was banned right before he started. And and I go, all elements taken over.

They're to have give me my account back. And you know, IT just didn't happen. And I I was doing a, uh, R F K funding. I was doing stand up with ark jor and his island's attorney was there and SHE texted him or something, oh, pretty so pretty funny. Get get going again.

Well, there's no way he could have known. I mean, there so there are so many fuck about bunch of people that had gotten unfairly banned, including Megan Murphy got unfairly banned for saying that a man is never a woman. They banned forever.

Well, good, but she's a .

feminist was so crazy SHE was just arguing about that trans men or trans women are invading women spaces and imposing masculine behavior and masculine character. They are acting like men and taking over women spaces.

Well, that was the actually the only way to get a movie role for me. I was in that daily wire, lazy bowers, and I thought, how funny that I get kind of cancelled for b in a White guy. And now the first rule, actually, no, I was in the the western machine.

cronos. Boy, yeah. gabo. Ys, right, to kick in the fucking .

and nuts. That has been terrified.

We fought day yeah was killed .

me the seen where fake hit fake .

he goes so he had me actually kick me the nuts and no and I was like, dude, if you're fucking with me, I do this and you kill me this is not and he's like, fucking in and I brand and kicked him and then that it's going to .

do like .

five oh my that he is an animal delicious and profited scenes like .

i'm a lego next to you do yeah he's too wild .

he's boy and gina man SHE is a monster I mean, the stuff he had to do in a film every day get fucking killed and raped and beat up and he did. They found me on instagram. wow. I was in my on my couch depressed and I got A A, I got A D M, do you want to interview a audition for the new genoc ona movie?

That's great.

And he just, she's sewing disney right now.

Yeah, I think you should win. I hope so. I mean, what he did not mean the whole thing, just so everyone is so crazy, the everybody gets so nuts and IT happens so fast.

It's A A wild ride from a two thousand seventeen on. Like once trump gotto office was like, all the women's marches were those, yes, where I got push, yeah. But those were like, everybody.

There are women, just women, yeah. IT wasn't like, what's a woman? No, like there they are. No women are marching.

Put the hats on there.

No way. A couple years, this mass wave of confusion to go through the culture and everybody's each other throats on social media. I never like interact on social media. I just don't do IT. You can't I don't think it's good for you can't.

Yeah I i've taken the day a couple times, I mean, you know just a regular person and I suddenly start blowing up or whatever. And people are colonia all the worst possible names in the world like it's a little alarming at first, and he wanted defend yourself. But now, I mean, you can.

I think if you wanted to really engage people and actual ideas, you'd have to do animals. I think you really want to like if you want to have honest discussions with with people publicly about stuff, you really Better off doing an anonymous ly, because if you did IT anonymous ly, and I don't have any desire to do this either, but if you do IT anonymous ly, at least you could. There's no personal attacks.

No one knows who you are. No one knows anything about you. You can just talk about this issue. You know, whatever the issue is, like A I whatever is, whatever is people debating online, you could have discussions about IT. You know, like, like people do, unlike for change or something like that.

I read IT like you a fucking crazy fake screen name and no one has to know who you are and you can talk about things. But if you're a public person like you are and you're going like I I see people arguing with people back and forth about the quality of their work, musicians arguing with fans or tools, but with another last album was good. And what what are you doing that you are inviting mental illness in your home? You got a disconnect, disconnect, connect.

And every most people are not disconnected, because IT is the one form of conflict that they can engage in. That doesn't really have consequences unless you say something really crazy and then he goes public. But that's pretty rare. Most people are just attacking people like randomly getting out their aggression. Just attacking people and engaging and arguments on line is like a .

great distraction though it's to make IT in our industry. IT takes one hundred percent of your time and effort here. I mean, i'm i'm in almost twenty years to the point where I can now like not worry about a feeling myself.

Well, you came to my attention because of the videos. That's what I found out about. You are in the comics. Comics will all have very high Price of you. So that's a thing to know.

And so Gomez, but that was actually mark Norman, laughing at your jokes when you were new, was like the first tonight show. And he would go, yeah, so all the comics that became, uh, the way to let somebody know you are good everyone would do the mark Normal left so nobody .

would give a human yeah, his last. And someone has a really funny joke. I always like, good. That's good. You know.

that's the same thing. And you know what I did actually because I was so afraid to, uh, say what I actually thought, I started doing impressions because I would do my my I would get my real thoughts out through my impressions and people would link IT to them. So like i'd be talking about feminism, doing bill burberry, right? I went out with this irl last night, this fuck and cum, right, actually.

Like I put a toxic masculinity ckd pro, right? I got to listen show on a fuck in day, and everybody would arrowed. And I go, oh my god, they think that was bill burst.

That was me, right? And so my whole act became, you know, just doing trump, just all sorts of stuff. And i'm i'm pulling back from that a little now that I have two .

balls i've grown. But it's still .

fun way to do IT.

It's fun to do. Yeah, it's a fun. It's a nice little way you can sneak things in.

you know yeah do you do do you you're pretty good item. I heard the persons .

and have a limited range. The ones that I do, I can do good, but I have a limited range.

Have you ever done? Have you ever done them on stage?

Yeah, I did. You do a mike tyson impression because mike tyson yelled at some guy. The audience, we have to. You love them.

And I was like, do you have any idea how long that would? And he would have to decide, he would have to decide to be love you. Yeah, I remember I could do tyson. I could do a few different people.

It's funny when people say it's cheap or is stupid. I go, you just did an impression of your mom or the male man.

Everybody's doing, you know, fuck those people. Yeah, funny. Ny is funny.

It's funny. If it's good, it's good. It's not good.

You want laugh. That's a end of the in this later. Yeah, thanks. Anybody says it's cheap as like there is great stuff. We all know cheap stuff, but cheap stuff not impressions. Some great people do great impressions and it's it's part of the fun of watching them on stage like when shame does trump no, it's like it's so good. It's so crazy good or does condemn greger it's like I am heard congress yeah just it's just congregate in road dose it's very funny but it's just it's fun and the .

cloud loves IT you're there to please the .

crowd i'm one of the crowd I love IT this idea this is all perpetrated by artist yeah who can either can do the impressions or under this false idea that there's like a way that you're supposed to do comedy, like there's an old way that you're supposed to comedy where you are just want to try hard and and you act things out or too much energy didn't like you like you are supposed to not try and used to just stand there .

and become a monotonic yeah that's why I don't really have dian. I am a little bit because it's more fort the mother ship. I didn't like those things getting in my head and then thinking, are these .

comic judge in me in .

the back or you are the one you you're your fresh O A lot of .

people get sucked down that road. They get sucked down that road in life. And that not just in comedy, but in pretty much every world, every community, you get sucked into the ideas, the peers you want to fit in, you want to be, want to get to lift the top member, oh, top.

It's like the ideas of your peers. You get sucked into this idea that this is the way i'm supposed to think and behave. This is the way i'm supposed to perform my art.

This is supposed the way, like, when I first started out, everybody had to be clean. You had to be a clean comedian. When I started out was the eighties.

The lady I was started in eighty eight, and that was the time where everybody wanted nature and everybody wanted to get a sit com. So you develop this like squeaky clean television friendly act. And if you didn't have a squeezy clean television friendly like, oh, this fucked in idiot, he's just going to do the road.

He just going to a road act. And that's what I was. I'd barely got work .

in the cars and anything.

No, no. I I never did any of those talk shows until I became a guest because I was a television just SAT down and talk like corona around, like that kind of thing. But I didn't stand on the first walk because I didn't like that kind of stand up.

I didn't like five minutes that drove me not. I'd done a couple of things I could did the mtv, half our comedy hour, couple of other TV type shows. But that wasn't.

I wanted to be a club comic. That's all I wanted to do. I want to to be a professional club comic. And I remember everybody saying, you're never going to get work and never going to get work. And a part of me was like, I don't.

I mean, I remember I have this conversation once with this comic, and he was the host of open mike name, and he said, listen, you gotto change your act or you're never going to work. And he was a professional and was like, doing okay, is pretty good, like a professional, like a local middle ac type guy that had like a component twenty minutes IT was not bad, wasn't good. But back then I thought I was right because I was twenty one.

I actually saw him alive before I ever got paid to comedy. E, I went to see down my era, and he was one of the opening acts. And when he told me that he was like, you're never gonna work, you ve got to stop swearing here's and I go but all my favorite, I like entry dice claying goes, you're not dick I go I was like, okay but at one point time declaiming like, good.

You don't have to listen, but you're not going to have a career. And you like for storm away, left you film like shit. And then four, five years later, I came back to the club headlining because I was on news radio yeah.

And the places sold out. And he said, what do you want me to say? I go tell them you gave me the worst advice that anybody ever gave me, and then tell them all the TV credit is that I have, that you don't have.

And he just like like shook has had a little bit and just walked away because, you know, is right, because he was still the same guy. He was still trapped. He was still a shady, mediocre, barely funny act that was possible under the best conditions, possible only.

But like, you would never repeat his jokes at a party. Now, he said he was ever fun, and I went up and killed, and that was was so good. I was fun and a sweet little dirty.

And but this there was like a lot of the comedians back then, like the or stables skies, were actually angry that I had succeeded with a dirty act because I was on television, like I remember one of them saying, I can't believe they gave him a job with fucking in disney. Disney hired him because disney is where I got my first development deal. And they, like, fucked in disney. If ever seen blow job jokes like disney, and that .

hits on disney, now come full circle, where kids are learning.

But back then I was, everybody wanted to be clean, and so there was a lot of peer pressures. I tried, I tried. I tried to like, conform my act. I tried to like, right, like material that .

was not me can do IT.

No, I was a twenty one year old animal who was a kick boxer. That's all I was doing. And I was my whole childhood, from fifteen to twenty one, was me traveling around the country, trying to kick people unconscious. And then all of that, i'm in this new environment where everybody's high per sensitive and everybody wants you to be clean and everybody wants you to to do these jokes that to me, we're just like, I want to hear wild shit. I like wild.

I like an animal stage. It's it's like washing a wild animal, but it's just you just let in your fuck and self come out.

I am I mean, that's just me being like what I think is funny like my kind of you don't have to like a lot of people don't. That's okay. That's but that's like all music, man you know there's people that don't like the black keys. I don't understand them because I love them so I listen the black these of my fuck yeah and some people, okay, just don't watch IT, but this is just life.

But when you're in an environment where people are telling you like it's on an all environment and all of your peers and all the people that are so desperately trying to succeed because you you've achieved a level of comfort now so you can look back on because it's not that long ago where you didn't know who's gona work out and that moment when you're starting out, whether it's comedy or anything, marshlands luck in everything. I would imagine when you're in endeavor, when you're you're entering ing into this like crazy world of possibilities, this might not work. What are the odds that they were? How many comedians who do in an open market night ever become a professional headliner? God dammit, it's not even one out of a thousand.

No, it's a nutty number. So if that was your child or a really good friend, you would say, oh my god, don't do this. Like this is not just not going to work out for you yeah, you're going to be that four year old losers staying on people's couches with no future. Fuck man, don't do this. So when you're in that environment, like the all seeing when no one's really quite sure, and then there's a few people that have made IT a little bit and those are the ones that kind of set the standards and they behave that way and everybody else wants to be like them and just want to be liked by everybody else. Everybody, everybody becomes like the same thing.

It's the group identity thing, I mean, which is really why things are crumbling, right? You can have IT. There is no, there is no community. Any person that tells me i'm in a community, your a child, if your community is not your close friends and your family yeah and you say you're in a community, you're a child. There isn't there is no comedy community.

There a bunch of them.

There are little microsoft groups of people yeah but once you have this is our group identity. Like this is what White men are. This is what black women women are.

Well, one of the nice things about the club is that when we hired adam edit to take over and be the town quarter, we were really clear because he was experiencing a lot of pressure in L A. Like, you get pressure like, why don't you have more women on the lineup? Why don't you have more this in the lineup? How can you know any games? But how can you know this?

I said, listening, man, this is going to be, this club is going to be one hundred percent of mattock acy. I do not give a fuck about any Mandates. I don't give a fuck.

All I care is if you're funny if you're funny, transport son, you're funny. Gay person, you're funny. White guy, you're funny.

Black lady, who fucking cares? Are you funny? And if you're funny, you're in. And because of that, look how fuck and diverse the line that happened, especially with the people coming up. There's all kinds of different kinds of people from all kinds of different walks of life with totally different styles on stage. There's so many different styles and complete freedom, complete freedom to try and adam is so smart that he'll have these conversations, these people and this he'll like, I see what you're try to do, you know, just just got like got to hold IT in, figure IT out like I see you're trying to say IT like this, but maybe like there's a way to say IT that like makes the same point. But it's not it's .

clunk y so valuable that doesn't happen in new york. It's like you're out if you're not doing what we want and you don't know .

what they want because IT changes. So what good for us, you?

When I met adam, I was like, in shock, I go, this is so foreign to me, a booker who whose like wants to work with you and and like and will take a risk in like invest .

in your talent, means he did to show IT norm here. The guy knows comedy inside and out. I've known adam for at least twenty years at least.

I knew adam when he was working at the tempe improve back when I would just do the road there. And I became friends of them then. And then he came to me when I was ban from the comedy store.

He came to be the problem. Two thousand seven. I was, I left the coming store in two thousand seven over that crossman see a thing.

So and so I I told them, I never back. My gone. You would never going back. No.

I did.

I went back to two thousand and teen OK. But one of the reasons I went back because the guy that was running IT was fired. They kind of stealing money. He got red and then atomy get took over.

And when adam took over, adam came to visit me at the improve and I was performing the improve and is like, I really love to have you back at the store. And I, dude, I don't know if I could fucked and go back there. And I just like I said, I was never going back.

That the whole thing was so fucked up is like, no, but that guys gone and it's different now and we're trying to bring the comic store back. And so the reason why I did go back though, because irish fear was filmed a special there. And I had been friends with ari when R I was a door man.

I met ori when ori was just starting out, who was a Young, fresh face dorma who just abandon religion really recently. And so he was only because Young kid, and he was funny, and I became friends with them. And then I started taking him on the road with me.

After a couple years of him, like, seen and perform, I game some spots outside of town. I took the denver killed, and my god, damp. And so I helped, you know, like, I have brought him in front all these crowds.

I gave them like the kind of advice that I would not want someone to give to me and him performing at the common store, having a comedy central special and doing IT at the comedy store to me was like, I have to be there. Yeah, I have to. I have to see that.

I have to be there. I have to support him. I'm so proud of him. I'm so happy I had to go there.

So I went there the day before, and the day I went, I saw rose battle. And I was like, this is amazing. I was so viBrant and so alive. And the place was packed, were upstairs. And I was one of the judges, like, you would have a judge, like they get judged to roast.

And and we had so much fun and jeff ross was hosting IT and IT was just the whole thing the whole thing was just IT was so IT was so viBrant as like, this is like a writing exercise. This is like, I mean, it's a rose s rose battles are you're picking on someone, yes, but it's really just a writing exercise with one specific target. That's all.

IT is one topic, yes. And brian moses is an amazing host that too he's so gar because he's so likeable, is so fun. And even makes people hug IT out you like at the end, we're going to hug like you like.

It's nice. He does a great job of like keeping a peaceful and playful. And then I remember being there for that going. Okay, I think i've got to come back. And then the next day I did a special was amazing. I couldn't believe us like this is just so crazy to see him filling a special at the comedy store from knowing him from being a dorma yeah you know and here is.

see, people get so good, so fast. Yeah, because I only know him as a killer. I have no concept of R. I. Or, you know, any of those guys when they start.

Yeah, one of the cool things about getting to see something from the very beginning, when I saw a tony hinchman Cliff. I think he'd ve been doing comi five or six years when I first met him. Yeah, look to him.

So she's the best. Tony is the best roaster on planet. There's no one Better. And he'll do IT off the cuff. He can do IT off the cuff Better than anybody like.

yeah, it's so good. You think all this is Operate writing. And you know, he just picked all this. I watched in .

the mothership. He doesn't in the same room. David lucas, I keep telling them this.

God dammit, you mother fuckers do a show together. yeah. The two of them together are magic. IT brings out the absolute best in David lucas because David lu kas goes savage on tony and tony goes save on in there, both laughing at each other other's lines. So like hill clown, tony and tony will be dying laughing like knowing it's angry. And hill clown a David, a David will be die and laughing like personal shit, like about the way he looks and you know, dying of diabetes and dying laughing.

Imagine that happening with like Young jene walke people like experiencing something they should have to go to the mothership and sit and I watch that and go, look, you can tear somebody down and and it's all fine.

It's just fanzines. And the one of things about the mothership that's so important is kill tony. Because what kill tony shows everyone is that in one minute, all you have the time for is to be funny.

And everything funny is reward. And you could say outrageous things. People say outrageous things are killed tony all time.

But if you do well in that one minute and they give you a big notebook and they say we're going to bring you back, and then you get to get a chance to go back, or you get a golden ticket, you get to perform again, or then you become the newest regular. And now guys have career, yeah, camp atterson as a fuck and thriving area. Hans came as thriving career will thriving career? David lucas, these guys are killing in on the road.

killing I should have moved to five years. No, no.

no. It's perfect time. You're doing great, especially you just film is coming out IT is yeah and going .

to put IT out. It's it'll be out probably .

tonight oh yes and .

IT was it's all election stuff and I am not a big fan of theme comedy specials but IT was just like, I don't know nobody.

Why not for now?

That's why I change course and and I saw that bite and fingering sitting on the imaginary chair, and I go, I gotta get this out now. And the weekend was so fun. And that room is magical.

It's great room. I think that buildings a live dude.

IT feels like it's spin there for .

twenty years. Yeah, I felt like that right away. The building felt like that right away.

That buildings has been their friends since one thousand nine hundred and twenty seven. And I have this thought about things that have been around a long time. I think memories get baked into buildings. I really do sure when I go to the common store, every time I go to the common store, I have this feeling. You walk in the hallway, you get this feeling, wow, how much has happened here? There's so many experiences baked into that, even when no ones in that building are used to like when we were leave in late at night, you know, we'd be hanging out in the book bar and mis bar and we'd be drinking and talking about right time to go home and we'd go out in the hallway and you just feel the building, the building, that buildings alive, IT wouldn't .

been the same if you just built a new construction IT would. Would you like that of fresh kind of?

We would have made IT alive. We would have eventually, would. You would take a little time. We would. We brought the right spirit.

We brought the spirit of the comic store to the mothership, and we knew what we needed. We knew what we needed because we really had IT. We had IT in L.

A. We had that. We had a home base. And that's what we needed here, like when we first moved the areas like we don't have a home base, we had the vault, which is great, but IT wasn't set up the way I would set up up.

IT was an ideal like there was a lot of problems with the dynamic of the I was like it's also not it's not quite big enough. Like, this is an ideal like, so we started looking for other places. And when we found the mothership, when we walk, when I walked into the ritz theatre and looked around, IT was like, that place was talking to me.

was IT. Just one thing I look like when you walk? Been a bunch of .

things since nineteen. And IT was a poll hall. IT was a punk rock club. Uh, I guess that was a newly movie theater at one point time. I can still.

and a sexual energy, and there weird .

energy that place and then um from I think two thousand and seven on IT was the almo draft house so that's what I used oh my god yeah so I used to be like that.

But the single thing that just what the the fat man is now.

that's the fat man. So the little boy was always there, too. That was a smaller theater.

So the draft house had two theatres, one theater that's SAT like a hundred and twenty people in, one theater that's SAT like whatever this seats we have IT set up for two hundred and fifty people now. So you see how IT angles up like that. yeah.

So what we did was we write jami's cursor is we cut the floor. Oh, and so we lifted from all the way back to, like the second row, we lifted the floor up to that height. So it's flat.

And then so IT doesn't angle downward. So that's a little remote. So we lifted the flow up to make IT closer to the ceiling, and we change the dynamics of the stage.

So instead of being like this steep angle, like a movie theater, wherever has a nice shot, the screen, it's flat, like a comedy club. And then we lowered the ceiling. And then so you could see where the balcony is, the ceiling lower even.

Then the balcony, because that was Louise idea to lower IT. Louis idea was like, can you lower the ceiling even more? I think we can. I brought to .

work new york. Everything's just so fluke and low.

Yeah, he is. But it's also lewi because he's not just a comic. He's also a producer like he's done a lot of films and he understands like sets and a deeply understands like recording and dynamics is like he goes cover everything with cloth, like good muffle all the the back at the old.

What was this wanted? Wow, watching this. So that was, they had one solid balcony back down. interesting. Instead of two back balconies.

That's the fat man too.

Yeah.

crazy. Look at all them back then. Look at them.

I found a picture of Henry roans there. what? Yeah, Henry roan is on stage there in one thousand and eighty three. Look at that. What here is that from that cry watching .

a turkey there.

a color film that look like back then, dude. And that not? Yes, so it's been there for so long. And IT was the the queen used to be called, wow.

that a river in .

front of IT. What is that? The dirt? That's probably before I was paved.

but they had pavement .

yeah they probably didn't pave IT yet. And so um when we got there, oh, here's another unna story. When we got there, we had to tear some of the stuff off the walls and a swatter ka was painted on the brick.

Ba y yeah know to be a punk rock club. I guess someone paying a ka on the wall on show, I show you that photo and I said that I think I did um so that we're doing other construction and I figured someone would fucked and remove the swiss. Ka, but IT was like months before we open, I go, hey, why is the look and sash is still here? look. And so they go, I will take IT will remove IT so they remove the paint, which made a clear White waska. I go, hey, retards, get rid of the design, don't access he is now is even more obvious because now where all the fuck in swaha was was sab asted off in the exact same design but .

cleaner .

think that's what happens when you hire labors. You don't really .

necessarily know what that fua.

Is that in real on stage there? And black flag one thousand nine hundred eighty two theory.

yeah.

I sent you one. Did I show you the one? And right now I got a Better photo.

The Better photo was pretty fucked and crazy. How I get, i'll get IT here. I know I got in this little piles and .

black and White, ninety, eighty two.

well, you probably hard, but black and White do IT. Black and White.

it's funny. Things really do feel old timing. And black and .

White I can find that .

I gave up but anyway .

point is um we have photos in the the downstairs for the one stage there's those photos of Steve evon that's him on stage in that club in eighty three yeah so it's like this crazy history that's baked into that place. And think about .

just think about the history in the last year you've been open. How much has happened in that room?

Well, how much has happened in the Austin comedy scene? That first scene is exploded. It's pretty.

It's just a nee IT was an empty void that was needed because you go on the coast and there's great clubs. But that group identity, should this race can say this and that IT is every night you got a shift to that.

There's also a history of wild comedy here because this is where bill hicks started, this where kinney started. They both start in texas. And when I had heard about texas, like jane flow was out here at one point in houston, there was a bunch of comics out here in, in, in houston.

And I was like, what is going on in houston? I remember hearing about that when I lived in boston, because I lived in boston, common story meca. That was the place he had to get to remember everything you get to get to the common rich.

Prior started, sam kingson started a ice clay was there. All these comedians were at the comedy store. You had to get to the comedy store.

IT was the place that I get hearing about houston. And then when I thought about kinison and hacks, people like, you know, they came from houston. I was like, what can is a key from houston like from texas. Texas made me.

Where was the performing.

the what available, the lap laptop? And river ox was a fucking amazing club. I don't think it's there anymore. I don't think the clubs is not there anymore because a club move to a new location, and I think that club went under. But the original place where the laptop was was a great club, low ceiling, perfect little stage.

And then there was also a little side area where they had an open mind that would go to, like two talk in the morning. ViBrant scene, I really viBrant scene, and everybody loved to come through houston, work that club. And when you work that club, you know, you do like whatever, wednesday, thursday, friday night, whatever days you do, you would go there.

And you see the open mix. And we pack in the local comics. No, they were good man, local comics for fuck and good.

You know, you get to see these guys like Jimmy pineapple. These guys like you probably never heard solid fuck in comedians. You know what? Sean rose was there at the time.

And roughy may, there was a lot of comics coming out of that area that was like, this is nuts, man. I did not know that like houston, like texas, and mostly houston had this scene and Austin had a bit of a scene. But you look at smaller, but nothing most like what IT is.

Now you should have something in the middle of the country. You can just have comedy on the, on the liberal coast. You need something in the, in the middle of cut T, I think that has something to do with IT.

IT helps for sanity, sure. But IT also helps. That is run by comics like that clubs run by us. It's our club. It's there's no one else. There's no management and there's no like there's no overseer, there's no executives that are making decisions based on money. Everything's may based on comedy.

Yeah yeah. I know I know some some places if they get a couple complaints about a joke, they want you to I am not going to mention where but I got little talking to like we got some complaints about this one joke and i'm thinking like who gives you fuck? Yeah the joke kills every time they don't get.

They're working against themselves. Yeah, they don't even understand what they doing, literally poisoning their own business with this stupidity. You just gotta let people know you can be free and you have more audience members, and you will get rid of these people that are looking to be offended constantly, because IT won't be effective.

All that should only works if people comply, if people don't comply and other people go. This is just comedy. Just like when you go to see quintin tartini movies, nobody's really getting killed. You know, bob mary, bob, mary, never really shot share. You know that that was not real.

And I know that crazy. It's comedy.

And the problem is, these flock and idiots that are running these clubs are giving into the very things going to kill their business.

This is given me like a second birth, really, because I hit this war or kind of, you know, i've developed this act and then you need experiment yeah. Once I started getting chAllenged, when I would try to like wear off and experiment and i'm never going to bomb, I will end strong. I am there, entertain the crowd.

That's my thing. I'm willing to do crazy shit experiment. But everybody's paying in there there and know i'm gonna end strong. And so yeah, that was enough to get my aster.

You be taxes. You could be free here. You could be free here, and you could be free where we are .

like it's we've set IT up that way.

We have to be actual everybody. I mean, you can be whatever the fuck you want as long as what you're saying is funny. It's it's all IT is there's no room for any horse IT no ideology, no nonsense is you can have an ideology but it's just be funny. You N Y is is .

palpable there or maybe the opposite of that. There's no like the meritocracy that you set up. You can feel that you go in there and it's you're funny, you're not yeah and you this this very support ian politics, which is just killing .

the .

business morning. The scene everywhere .

was just bad for some a business that's about taking risks and saying outrageous things and pushing the envelope. And that's all the grades all the be. Imagine setting up like what a comedy club essentially is in this world, the world of stand up comedy.

A comedy club is the place we can home your craft and perform. So you go to clubs, you learn how to do IT. Then you go to clubs, and you make a living doing IT.

And eventually, if you get big enough, then you start branching out the theatres and arenas. So it's loose, literally the the gym, it's literally the jojo. It's the place is the place where you learn.

Imagine having a place where you learn what you can take chances in a business that's wrapped around. Taking chances were all the great, whether it's don rickles, leny, Bruce, George carl and Richard prior, all of them said, wild shit. Yeah, all of them. And the only way to develop wild shit is by performing IT on stage in front of people with freedom, we get a chance.

I just watched the George caron documented, and you see that I H. Bill, whatever is so good, and i'm almost like men, he almost have more freedom than than we. He's talking about seven words you can't say.

Ship is on cock tich seven world. Now it's like the seven million topics. You can talk about race, gender, gender.

But you can, you can, you just have to do. And if you have a club that has that established, like the mothership, anybody could do IT. You don't have have a big audience, do IT anyone will let you do IT and no one's going to complain and then they will come see you again.

Then you'll develop and then that people going to see you know what you do and there's no worries. That's how comedy should be done. That's the right way to develop both offensive and non offensive x you know some of my favorite x or not neither get completely not offsides ilaria, but that .

needs act.

And the same thing, great comedians, but that's their thing. And that's great.

There's no they never want to see a clean person. Just go. I want to see in to an hour of the fills.

Fuck and shit. yeah. I take a grow home at night.

You and I give you a rim job. I got SHE starts packing at me. I like a baby bird.

I go, I don't want my girlfriend have the same linguist, my mechanic, what are you going to start? Twain, my nipples. right? Give me. I just want to see him fucking and get sign fill.

Yeah.

talking about fucking and trans stuff and all that.

Well, even someone feels pushing back on all .

this workshop. Well, he's getting pit. Have you seen the protest .

every palestine protest .

IT is but it's still kind of linked up with like we're going to shut down comedy for our you know, cause so he he's getting caught up in that stuff.

Well, you got a lot of really dumb Young people that are very entitled and think they can shut things down because they have, of course, you think they, you think they would learn, but they're not going to, and they going to keep doing that. And there's the more attention they get every time they do IT see the stop oil. Now people, they just, they vandalised stone .

edge with the fox.

Stone edge have to do with oil. It's, it's an amazing monument that thousands of years old, and you just spray paint all over IT because you want people to .

stop using oil .

and you're wearing clothes made out of oil. You fuck in, idiot. Everything you own was shipped on a truck that was used oil.

Every fucking thing you eat, every fucking thing in your house, everything your house is made out of the electronics on your phone, the wires in your wall. Everything uses plastic. You fuck in, idiot. Everything uses oil. Do not stop and shit now.

yeah, a little tomato soup on the van. go.

It's always rich kids too. It's entitled kids. It's posh kids that think that this is the thing that they should be doing with their life. I don't have any .

purpose taught that from element. Now I mean, started popping up in college a little bit. These kids like the age three anti racist baby. That's a real book.

Yeah yeah. My kid when we were in school um right after the George floyd thing, they sent an email saying to Young kids like some of them as Young as like six and seven went there saying that it's not enough that you not be racist. You have to be entire racist.

There's only kids who don't have any concept of race. They are black friends, indian friends, asian friends. This is my friends who's nice to me, who who likes playing the toys that I play with.

Who likes playing the games that I play? Let's let's hang out. You know, they don't care and you're making them focus on this for no fucking reason.

It's gna fuck up. They fired the person .

at the school and became like a big baller IT, but they realized they were getting griffon. But jesus, fuck and Christ, you idiots. Like, how did you not see through? And the parents were freak, like with the fucker.

Are you teaching them? Like why you doing this? Like why you introducing all these? Is is there a if there's a problem but stark about the problem, there's no fucking problem.

This is not an issue at all and you're making IT an issue to make yourself important. And that's the problem with these positions. When people have these positions of equity and inclusive veness these people, they have these positions in universities, they have these positions in corporations, it's like, god damn the .

whole equity thing that that happened overnight. The word quality was switched with equity, the the, the equal outcome. And that so you have to for that the only way is to force IT.

We have to force IT. We have to have this person and this person in this race. But all the identities are becoming infinite now. Yeah so it's like you going to okay, when you come on a Harris, I mean, they had to discriminate against every other type of person because they said we're having a black woman. So they had discriminated against black men yeah, an asian women and everybody yeah.

well, it's definitely not a very talk. Y, if you got her, no, no, none of them makes any sense. The the old things, bonkers man. It's a fascinating, fascinating time to be alive, but it's good for comedy.

good for company. I'm actually playing A D E, I officer. A ji is called justice equity inclusion officer in adam. Cora has a new a burgeon. She's he pitched that like ten, fifteen years ago to fox and they said no and daily the wire who is just like soop and stuff up, they produced IT. And I think a lot of .

that was a response to what we were talking about. Once we are saying you can make a good comedy movie right now because no .

one will go off jerrem saw, saw that and was like, fuck do to keep. They wrote that thing in like two weeks. They flew me out to punch IT up. We filmed IT in like three weeks and IT was out. But this is mister birching cows in IT .

making kEllie IT killy. It's got a cast man nice.

It's got A J more nice. That's my diversity officer .

guy alone though. Yeah, a level .

long though. Yes, it's like, no, it's like a family.

It's a long time to push back. Yeah, it's a fun time to push back. The things have gone a little bit haywire.

but we're going to be for a comedian oh my god, I just I wake up and I just look at the headlines.

And one thing that comedy does do is at highlights how ridiculous these things are and take some .

of the weight of them. Yeah, the only way even look at the word walke. Walke used to be a cool thing and IT with because of comedy, it's full.

It's now it's a clown world word is a new word that you can use. On the other side, you can say i'm woke because I was like you look and loser you so IT becomes a majority IT becomes something that someone points to this as, oh, you're infected with the lock mine virus no, like no one who is woke claims woke. You can do what they .

used to that to me. Listen, thanks. Very.

very funny guys. We're really fun watching you perform at the club for here, your specials gna fuck and destroy. I saw some collapse.

It's really funny. thanks. Really good building this thing that that is so needed.

My pleasure .

to join the team up.

Yeah, it's fun. We're having a good time. We're going to keep Brown man.

We've got more plans. And yeah.

we're going to expand.

Get me off, please.

Let's do IT. Let's do IT. All right. Tell what you, your instagram.

while before they take a down and tie the fish T Y, the fish F I S C H and on tour right now all over the country fish dot com and special out now it's called election special and have a pandemic special to that. I filmed when I was cancelled um kind of illegally.

I filmed in a comedy club that I was allowed. Thank you, brother. Thank you. My pleasure, brother.

welcome before.

Thank you.