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#2169 - Protect Our Parks 12

2024/6/26
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Shane Gillis谈论了美国面临的恐怖袭击威胁,并以俄罗斯核潜艇出现在迈阿密附近为例,说明了这种威胁的真实性。他还讨论了征兵制的回归以及世界各地发生的冲突,例如乌克兰战争和加沙冲突。他认为世界局势动荡,充斥着各种虚构和真实事件,让人难以理解。 Mark Normand对征兵制的回归表示相对平静,他认为选择性兵役制度并没有太大变化。他还谈到了他在一次演出中喝醉的经历,以及观众对他的表演的反应。他认为尽管他喝醉了,重复了一些笑话,但观众仍然很享受他的表演。 Ari Shaffir也表达了对世界局势的担忧,他认为世界局势动荡,充斥着各种虚构和真实事件,让人难以理解。他还谈到了喜剧演员的职业生涯,以及开放麦克风表演对喜剧演员的重要性。他认为大多数从开放麦克风表演开始的喜剧演员最终都离开了这个行业,而那些离开的人通常会更快乐,因为他们不再承受舞台上的压力和失败。

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The hosts reminisce about their early days in comedy, sharing stories about open mics, memorable gigs, and the challenges faced by newcomers in the industry.
  • Open mics are a common starting point for many comedians.
  • Most comedians from open mic days don't continue in the industry.
  • The transition from open mic to professional gigs can be tough.

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I didn't right where? Bs, well.

the subs are .

outside of miami. That's real. But then there's another thing.

the russian. Bs, so yes.

yeah is a russian nuclear sub outside of yeah, I outside of cuba. So it's like twenty five miles from my ami. There's a russian sub.

Yeah.

yeah. CIA chief warns of possible terror attack.

I brought the draft back.

You heard i'm A T jme.

yeah. Draft back you back.

B I, you always had register for the draft. Think IT was a thing just in place.

Just selective service.

Yeah, selective service. I don't really think much has changed. Has IT backtrack? USB is a serious thread of terror attack.

fun. Great guys, just in time for the election. This season is the best. This season has me riviere. I don't understand who's writing this.

How are they killing off good guys? Like what is going on this season? Of the world is amazing.

The world the so many, so many made up things. Clearly right now, the liver hear about .

that code .

slater red.

Well, there's ukraine as gaza space, apparently congo.

sometimes happening on congo.

The wagers.

China, oh, drawing.

I'm keeping a tally last. I was so rough with the puking given to .

tell you my drink.

Smart .

letter. He went up at the mothership that night, and he was literate, repeated jokes like three or four times. But the audience has knew.

The audience knew what was going on. They on, I was so happy that I was like, five people after. So I got up and I like, I.

I was killing, but they were laughing at.

But would you deliver the great? You have a great set. IT was funny.

We were watching and laugh. We were laughing. No, no, no, no, no.

We were laughing because we knew how hard. But killing IT was not bad. So was a great show. We were here.

We were also, we were right there with you again.

We all drink too much, yes, but what a fun show. What fun day. What a fuck and fun night I was.

Shame going. I was after whatever he does, I found mark my, and he just goes to a back all away, light on just he was .

in the class left light is so puke in which to the .

corney was there are here .

you are just feet away from your puke. Sleep .

behind.

right .

behind .

the hear from no.

shut up.

I mean, if you so .

they could hear you, I heit I was on stage. What would you to fucking in mum and back there?

Guys, the back.

the time, we are often on what .

people are, science are listening.

Yeah, we should prepare.

pare the professional.

That was the worst with the store, with the hallway in the original room. The worst you would be out there and you be, have fun conver you would even realize you're part of IT you, you you're too loud and then you're comic and other come you too late.

you guys t you're everyone guys.

shut up. I have a long time too. Is this that transition between that festive back cord or parking lot area?

That parking lot is always everybody to get other side up? Oh, just clever and talking shade, haven't fun. That's then you go right in the hallway .

and you forget, I feel so bad for the dog guys because they like you've clear like know you to tell me that nobody listens.

Nobody listens to dark guys, takes a manager to go over. I know they'll .

say you guys going to leave in in all the regular ago. I know, right? They do.

You get the out here.

Does this system work? I feel like there's like a mark main and or a kinison and they were door guys this is a legitimate way to get up. But I like, i've seen you work the door for six years now.

Oh, this thing I can work for some people .

and I take IT all I .

mean the whole things .

like not .

everybody is going to do IT you know everybody that starts out essentially if you're open, mika, you probably do uncommon a couple years. How many those guys from like two years and are still in the business that you start with? Mostly gone, mostly gone. So that's going .

to be the same thing. Like a guy, you started my guy, you go, I I go, i'll go back to feeling and see a guy, my kit and happier .

are always happy.

but you feel bad for them.

The guys they're still .

doing that you like forgot you go back. Guys that quit.

the guys quit.

Definitely a lot of more happy not beat up someone was .

that they just bomb forever.

So if you look at a guy is a door guy, is a guy who's there and that's what .

you're that's true.

This is gendering lore.

but they also call them when they started doing male waitresses, they call male waitress ses.

That's but you come the that's a stress test too because if you get mad, someone calls your mee wage as you kind of a bitch and I would you care what they fuck to call you.

I would be pressed .

for somebody .

called me .

a fucking and mal wares they had to do.

I don't remember. They haven't know.

They do now. Yeah but mitt was like, the holster said that a funeral once he was like, I don't like this. They're supposed to only be female in the supposed to fucker open commerce.

When you think about like how many comics you started out with that are doing IT today, like from open mike, I think I know three.

You remember the ones .

that are still in until later bird.

like a year or two after me and I knew fit Simons and I started the same time, we started like a week apart from each other, the same club and he quit.

Now he's great. Yes.

Christa wire, but he doesn't really decommission more, although he was very funny. Um he just mostly does like TV projects and should now he was involved in that snoop dog, Martha Stewart show, like.

great jokes.

that great jokes. Chris, a great joke. Rather, he's a funny dude. But so is like me. Dying, dying was around back then.

And like, who else? How is he an open mike?

You know, honestly, I gonna say I saw dane e when he was passed open. Mike, for the first time, the first time I saw them. I used to do this is the place called dictor y's comedy hot dick. Dori was just like that biker slash comedian.

legendary bom guys .

character was A N fun guy. Like, but he gave me a lot of work. Like, I like, I love that guy because like, when I was just starting out, he would send you out to the middle of fuck and nowhere to some weird bargee. But you know, you made money. And so I did the comedy help when dame was, with all in the monkeys.

easy .

that the show, that is, yeah, monkeys like a band. Bobby Kelly.

he was cook, and a del IT was a .

sketched group. Yep.

they would .

do sketches, and then they would each do, like five minutes of comedy.

But on the right.

that's robbie, that top who's in the left?

yeah. So this .

was, you know, nineteen ninety. Says two. What that says there? Ninety two.

So I think I met him in ninety, ninety, ninety one. Oh, that's B C N. W, B, C, N, A comedy right? winners.

I me was like the comedy right was the big thing back in the day. The P, C, N coming right? You want the comedy right? You were the fuck.

And man, they thought that was their future. They took a picture of.

oh yeah, who is l even know what else doing these days .

and australia think, maybe yeah.

he was in australia.

I think, I think married australian.

and they moved. So when I met them, that's what they were doing. They were all to get. They weren't like doing stand up separately yet and then they sort of gave up on that and sort of to install .

up separately, had to make a work.

But that was a couple. Yeah now living in city in australia, that's not real. You're just there. So I guess he's still out.

They're working, but so I know those guys, but that's a couple of years after open, mike, for me, that was like, you know, nine. This episode brought you by the farm er's dog. Dogs are amazing, loyal.

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now rewrite on 点 com? I R N. So there is like only like four, four, five .

guys .

left you, but then they feel like those gigs yet to go out and do some weird, you know, nights of columbus link IT.

or yet to do IT those.

But people are doing those anymore, and they put a clip on tiktok. So I don't, they are learning that I ve got to win these .

books over the some.

I think people still in and is good muscle, do A V, F, W. Yes.

just to get .

good to know .

what that is like. It's not this. This magic doesn't work in every settle. Like you need certain settings. You need a no, you can have no microphone, need a compliant audience if you have to do a corporate gig in people in the middle talking and they go and now here's a comedian, you go to say, you're going to, I just did. 然后 是 texas。

T, I was rogan text. I was, I was put in my house and I got a texts. Rogan was like, i'm going to that.

I was like, fuck.

just what go to, just to be fun. But I was for texas. IT was like fundraising football ball and they asked me to do IT I said no. Then they finally they ve got me that me I was like, fine and you and the money free oh.

yes.

But I feel passes .

right also on friends .

of those people who was fine. But tony came, yeah, I was like, i'm bring a tony on stage because i'm anna die. I do. I went first. IT was on the field. IT was in was IT was in a concert stage because Brooks and done was the concert after, I think people, five hundred, six hundred. But IT was a wedding here .

on a field.

That's the one that was just round tables. I went on. IT was shining out. He was in the .

football all ball.

I was.

I did. He was like a wedding filming. And ding.

I failed.

I tried to do. I tried to do trump IT like, this is trump .

for did that?

I did like one word. I feel sorry.

They should have a just in .

the beginning, in the beginning days. Come on, I think those gigs they test.

You he died out .

that he was .

been that's rough .

settings. Then before we go on.

I was like.

i'm bring tony on and then the guy who was run IT like freak out was like, oh, he just saw the rose so he was like.

this can can call up there yeah.

he's he's like, there's kids here. He was like, there's walking kids here, kids .

here. I'm a Christian comic.

There's little kids running around IT from the stage like people don't understand.

comment, think is like carpentry. You hang this shelf, come here, tell jokes. Do you do this?

You up there do a hundred degrees in front of the richest people in tex. Yeah.

outside the picture of, just laugh and have a good time. But you to listen a bit of fingering here.

there. The first left to get sucked up by the grass. No one.

I I think I saw people. I saw some people. I would be how.

Yeah.

would just a comedian section on the way, way to top in a boxy look?

Yes, I had on the floor.

That is a beautiful moment. I wash a friend .

bomb hard and funny. Yeah, so e's bombs and the bomb all the time.

It's pathetic is specific laugh goes IT was set up punch line a pause the audience should laugh that and a half second after when they don't it's the two comics in the back.

go.

Out, got to .

drive out. Is that funny house? Sometimes you, like you go on stage and how most I can enter into a wrong kent, a wrong just a wrong process, a wrong rythm.

And then like you, like, I got get out of, how do I get out this and get oral talk like this? How do I get stuck? How do I get stuck saying things in this order?

Actually, that show I just watched season one of these bound down again. And I was little just talking like Candy powers, yeah, that is like, good to see you mother fuck ers made IT out tonight is.

oh my god, kids out there.

There were kids. And then I brought tony on stage and we did like ten rose jokes like, like vse Young was there was like, being Young. I heard your birthday today before. You want more like vents old.

let's have that 意思。 oh.

My just the the rythm thing .

but you know else .

where did you wait? You make some weird choice out of the gate like i'm going to fluke with this guy right first and I just derailed whole set yeah like why I just do my act? Why did I bring him up?

It's choices like it's sometimes they go sideways and sometimes they don't. But if you don't follow them, you'll never get those tags. You never get that like that new branch that comes off a IT follow .

the IT just something that .

does not something .

get a warning .

the empty is on I got off. You're about to go like, h, there's a lady on the SHE wanted you to be all about heard like don't and then you for .

second and you ask like what's .

your problem? Like like I got there are always good waiting .

to be called on guy to .

so many needy people out there. They don't want to see a show. They want to be needed. Army dudes, I meant Kitty dows. You want to talk to .

what you're on stage?

why?

Yes, I did. I did show that I was like, a hockey are in the show in this drunk. I did. I tell us less, I think.

was knock .

behind behind the screen. So he was just sitting by himself up in the back. And like a no one was allowed to sit there. He just was sitting by himself. And I heard him the entire shell like any, but he would only talk when .

I was talking.

And I was one stage like, what is that was like trying to find a fucked in cricket in your house, right? The you stop IT stops me like and he was like.

I would I go?

He's up there like, and I love you. Just kick out.

We see a hackers at the volcan that would lean over the balcony and you could even see you yeah because the spotlight you face who's up there?

When it's while you're talking, yes, I swear to go to hear something and it's a fucking in arena. No one else. Here's IT. I'm just on between jokes looking around like that.

This because some people they shouldn't go to company show they just like this should be a test.

They took that guy, I put him straight, a cap.

or he drove .

himself there, like I, A security guard grab him, his shoes fell off. Oh, my.

Is good.

I didn't does actually rule fell off right away. He wasn't in that, just in that I love you.

That was for .

it's so .

hard to a positive person of the world.

And yes, especially went one of .

the seventy I Q. I did filly less. We got to have the lady who had the crazy laugh.

So she's she's nice. She's love in the show. She's like.

You like got to go. I had to. I was too much.

He ruled the opener's whole set. yeah. So when I went on, she's laugh in the middle setups. So we need like a pause. We had to get out.

He was about her.

She's doing on purpose. I think so. IT was way over the top. IT was like the joker.

like, almost like a .

prank kind of yeah or SHE just wanted .

due to know he was laughing.

Yes, IT was like fake organs. And chick, you're like, a this is not real. I six inches of thin steel here.

six interest.

I have a lot of .

vain. A corporate gig in toronto. I was the best set up ever.

Did I tell this? But I know this. Remember, I told you this super thing?

Yeah, the same. No way. yeah. I got so, wow, IT was just a hell gig of all hello gigs.

IT was all these rich billionaire ys, and the guy goes, have a huge friend. You got to do this bit, do that bit and like this, a luck. He's tell me a bit to do. I'm in so I open up with all the bits and are all bombing. You know it's corporate, had like the Fisher Price, mike, you know that whole thing and then i'm bombing and the guy sitting in the front rogin what you doing?

This is like something I saw.

I've doing the bits. They're not that I don't know what else to do.

So I bon for a full hour what you do?

Yes, I snot coach .

and you don front .

of just nfl hall .

famous at a stake dinner tape like just a dinner. And he was like.

and that was .

that the first time I am not do yes. And he was, he was call. He was like, okay, he was not realized really one years to stand up. So I come to show later I talk about downs in front of. And Jerry, right?

CT, come do a show. Come do a show.

Fuck this. Yeah, I have one good corporate was for the border patrol. And I got a club like, do this, okay? But corporate, I go, their pieces of shit do if you want. I was like, okay, great. And they really were.

Cops are grades.

Yeah what we did that show last year, they were all that was awesome. Two shows, yeah, it's like comedy should be in a fun and comedy club and IT probably should be more than five minutes. Two, that's one when I I never did one. Those late night shows like, I was like, that just doesn't seem like, no, I just can't get cooking in five minutes yeah no, I need some time and I also like, I don't want to want anything .

I don't want to do this is a yle.

It's yeah if you're like a set up punch, joe, great guy, it's great. But I wonder today if even worth doing, he was certainly worth doing like when you guys were doing and not at all. But today IT seems like to develop like a solid five minutes and doing on on those shows. No.

yeah, I get sam. We were all hanging out with him, and sam were hanging out in the seller and he said he got an offer for a cordiner, something like that. And he was like, they're not paying. And then I gotto fly myself .

there and just that moment. So yeah.

he was just get this views on my own. Yes, tonight, right?

Yeah, it's a weird situation now where that thing is just evaporated in front of our face.

yeah. And then do the tonight show soon. But the guy is like, hey, we'd love to have you.

Oh god, great. Here's the set. He's like, who can you change this and that? Like, well, why would I do that now you then a little to fight for boner. I got boner on.

That was a fight.

Boner fight .

was very before the internet. Onor was no go. Video, never happened .

before.

Net, washed up, dead. When did bonner become a heart?

Watched up dead in the .

source of vancouver. really.

Boner what he washed up. The act play bonus, the bone .

washed .

up, they started on, that is they start, they become kids. They become famous. When their kids, which you just can't do, that works out a lot.

Having a child be an actor. Smart move. IT is the worst thing you can do to a kid, other than.

like, awful things having, yes.

in a heavily wooded area about one hundred feet from a footpath to the huge park, how owner in a .

wooded foul play .

was not suspected?

I don't know about that. What I mean, what are the areas? Very good.

How do you die?

Then I .

met a bunch bone perfect. Boner used to .

be just a mess, Operate a boner.

Boner used to be, yeah.

when did boner become .

certain that people use describe their dick? You know, maybe it's like one, those things like gay, like we just once had a gay old time, remember? Yeah yes, gay used to be fun well, of a gay time.

And then all sudden they took IT just like they took the rainbow. So you. That's why when people get mad, if you call something gay, like he used to be fun.

Blender, yeah, blender. One thousand twelve baseball line. What probably from bone head more, the meaning erect panis is for the nine hundred and fifties. Okay, so the nine hundred and fifties boner became a dick.

I mean, right there you dix a bone boner .

funeral bit used to be .

a bone on in the thousand nine hundred and forties.

Follow the trans, but that's oh my god. No, no, yes.

Look at is that is the fucking and viagra in .

a good word, in the bedroom i'm so hard. You like onor .

the boom.

I got .

a bonner. Yeah, he's bear drug really.

All you can use .

a .

dig and pack of do you drink .

in about like you get a boner, but drink like twenty five year old scotch. You have .

an a recent .

moving around.

I can. I .

myself.

I.

no, no, no, no.

You don't pay you sure .

you can .

cook. That's funny, that he likes, that loves IT, a wacked lady, but probably .

real nice, very nice.

That's where he gets IT out.

Bizarre could may be go to. The gym and look at my hand to hand combat where you're .

fucking weird. No of those self defense classes. I feel like every lady took one of those in the eighties and went away.

That was 是一个 i .

went to the I went .

to want to watch to see what they teach。 That was on the thing that you no teacher was. I was like twenty one at the time.

I wanted to see because of that boston university, I think which is where I teach tag one go. And when I was there um they had like a big blue suit. The god were like .

a big blue suit and .

he train, stop and drop and kick in the balls that was like one of the moves. And then like grab in with your keys. There was moves where you like take your keys, you put them through your fingers, like breast nuckles, you know, back down people at a house key for get mail box key, a bunch keys, so you could put them in there and punch people the face.

But I was like, you, there's no subsidy for actually learning to fight. This is not gona work. No, I just got to go out of that.

Ali had this girl, SHE is like a hundred pounds with tiny hands. And like, you should never try to hit a guy never tried you be, you should learn how to not get hit and how to move. But you're not gonna urt someone.

You can't. You're too small. This is nothing. You do wake up cold. They get in this head that they're going to be crazy experts, and they gonna be beating up people. And I like, you don't have enough mass, like you have to have a certain about a mass to be generally .

forced to hurt someone is .

pretty busy like a.

like the type of guy hit his wife and then you go to out ahead and chicken bob and wave.

Well, judge is the best part for women. The best martial are to learn for women. Because you could be very small, but still with leverage and using the right technic choke.

A guy and conscious have seen that happened. Yeah my friend felicia SHE wars, one hundred and thirty five pounds. She's a black people under john jack mechano. And there was this guy who is like A A porn star. He's to have a TV show on showtime.

And he was going to have this thing where he tried to gita with a girl and SHE fucked and strangled him with three or four times at the row. And I don't know if they everyone put IT on TV. The thing he was so embarrassing because you have this hundred and thirty five pounds chick is just manhandle due to taking his life over and over again and then let them letting him go for show. She's a shit.

Some girl, this body builder women, I watch a documentary who get paid undersize.

The man played on the side.

They get paid on the side while body building too, like wrestle dudes and like thrown around. And guys love .

what's the real job is, is a really body building or is IT reston dudes IT seems like this seems like you're bolli you're .

in you doing that all?

How much money do the women body builders make pair to like women? Well, in the rustle, crazy old rich dudes. Yeah, general. But there is a lot of money oh yeah in like old rich .

dudes I want to be humiliated .

are what these and ah they're out there think a lot of more like ceos, these guys that you tell you jokes in front of of these proper events. Those guys are getting like tied down and as all stuffin their face, yeah the balls kicked.

That's the new thing. Because partners becomes so specific um because like everything's just upload for free. So then IT becomes like what I want to hire these ports such to do this exact scene and a lot of IT is like burn on all my stamps I collect to for forty years.

It's not but it's not just like with these old rich guys, like some of them, they make this deal with. They all humility rix. I had one.

Yeah and he would like get a video of them sucking cock to make him soccer cock on video and then send IT to her and then he will tell him she's black mAiling him but it's all understood conditions and SHE will get him and he will send her ten thousand dollars and SHE like still holds onto the tape SHE does they have like deals like SHE steals a certain amount of money from him. SHE can steal a certain amount of money from them and they like SHE has humiliates him. And like there's a thing that like this this episode rought to you by most.

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sing things that's .

ancient domination cards. Do x was so .

funny with A X this guys like SHE was like, suck some money. And that, yeah, yeah. Before he doesn't free.

It's a lifestyle tivy, which is submissive, is required to give gifts or money to a dominant yes, some dogs out there .

just like to .

be dominated cash piggy things of human ATM money py pigs, the worst though ah cash pig, not about the cash. Baby, there yeah. IT sounds like jackie listened to cause house.

I could maybe get behind the damage, but as soon as they are, like, now sucks. Some guys, did I hate lady, where i'm my plan this time?

Some of these guys want dirt on them, you know, I think they're all that involved in fuck corporate sAnitas, and they probably are .

criminals.

So I don't, I just can't. And I get the nuts kicked and I get.

how do you find out I don't? Is an lock moment really like shit? That's what I like, an accidental need punch. You know, like, sorry, like.

actually I just come out internet. I A, and out of guys watching videos know they're higher and so .

many I don't .

like pay about me.

How do you find the lady? How do you find the ladies? Do a good job.

Do I find .

you in chin?

And so IT be like, you choker and beds. We like, cool. And then we are a barge, like, chokes. Cozzi, I .

was think .

to me .

any point.

yeah, well, some people just like playing games that, oh, god, don't the .

born and later? Gram, my neck. Ky.

of course. Was he hammer to?

Now we just started .

drager SHE was trying to show me her side of IT. This is my thing. It's all some shouldn't be.

Do that I could agree more.

I agree .

this wrong for you.

Dad, put your g up. No, thank you is a first.

Tell us more.

tell us more .

to change. It's not pretty.

I, yes, if a lady pull my legs, I like best.

Yeah, and you have a chee didn't want .

to get you find a little gay .

s turn on .

me ready to bad.

Also, I want to .

be like just google ortis s .

part of this .

and no need .

for these .

activities.

No, no. Can they go too far with these .

similar atrix people get IT on.

Get too far.

You ve got to keep up in IT. You know.

it's like drugs. Yeah, you got keep further further. Yeah, I ARM, I don't know.

These people .

has everyone.

everybody.

everybody. That's, oh yeah. You know everyone's. You mean like a guy likes pegged? Yes.

that's a tough one. I name of you.

Yes.

I fits him. I were on a road trip. We were in a road trip early in our career back when we would do road trips to do open mikes.

So we're heit to road island to do open mike with this dude didn't make IT when the guys when the law soldiers the open mike days, he was telling us about how his wife, uh, shoves a tenant diller in his ass. How much, how much he likes IT much he likes. You never had a vibrate in your house and like in everyone.

it's like.

I just remember all like, what did you just share?

Yeah.

yeah. What do we need that?

Can we go five, ten?

You drinking .

but he was opening up the door to this conversation. Like, brog gon yeah, cool. No, that hard thing .

just behind. I don't .

the .

either.

You don't .

want to .

be the greatest orgasm ever like a fuck yeah probably IT probably my is .

like a got all .

fucking what. So a certain fact level of harmonic frequency is not possible without .

something in your, 哇。

what have I done and you just .

bust yeah. So like here, when immediately that's .

the problem. If you could find out like a spot in there that you could hit like A A vibrator and you could come that hard, you feel like, well, let me try that once .

IT was under your ARM, we d all try just did in the one place, the last place. You.

the most shameful part of your body, bring IT on the old butter.

No, the finger is the gateway. So you got to watch out with the finger.

A I.

P. When I was .

like twenty .

one years old, I did a road gig and I met this lady and um we went back to her place and he told me he goes, some gay guys used to live here before I did, I said, how do you know? He goes, because they love gay porn. I was like, what? And so this is the first time I ever seen I knew the people were gay.

Yeah, I knew they were gay, but I had no proof. Yeah, I had no proof. This activity. And so he puts IT on first. All I left her apartment immediately.

Watch shot, this is guy can take in his .

mouth intense .

for the end of, oh my god, oh my god, you believe trumped IT.

Yeah, you look the ones, the black, the same forces.

Safety ronnel has not had .

a .

real art, is what's .

going on there? What is that? What I think? What is that?

Jammy, go back to again. No, oh, your computer tainted. Got a the ids rus, the fat .

black guy with .

a huge dig.

your mom. The living parties over the line.

over the line .

parties too much.

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spin me s been a classic. Which one's that? If you've been your friends do this, I don't .

know me spin. Good go.

What is I think of just .

for show? Sort of like when people post .

virtue with things on social .

media is for show. They're only doing this for sure like I am so safe yeah aged in these activities in like bet fucked .

in in front of a camera .

yeah but fucking without a camera is weird.

Get that dick. To maintain that circle, people do IT and the .

pause and try to go .

the other way sona well back. Well, now this spotify is okay with there, with what the dig wagon will find out.

I mean, James is good. Been on the screen. Jammy knows that. K jme know that everything.

everybody that list exactly what means. Been in lemon .

party to full a couple of .

people that like, I look this up.

what in what do remember .

the early days, the internet, when this stuff was new? When you stuff like this, like attachments? Well, yeah.

But also certain webs like like, remember style project. No, the project was this wild website that had all the most fucked up things. Yes, IT was our .

spot we would .

all go to.

Yeah.

I up.

You have became friends of website. This too much pubic hair. Yes.

some guys .

into that.

So anyway, he used to be like all the most people. And the internet and cked up that happened .

that .

you find video .

train was a walking. The girl stops the guy.

But well, yeah, there's a lot of those.

Can you do this when like new degrees and on like to pull up those Cosmos .

and just this psychological Cosmos.

if he wasn't on Carry? Probably good since you learn .

about IT true that try another older one.

But I know I .

came .

famous. The man get express .

V P video.

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really more. Feels a girl on a rotten.

点 com els, it's like dit, where it's like the .

best ones will get shown to you.

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horrible. Never get afraid to click on a porn style because that might change your whole life.

Don't ch an apple you think that will get you? I don't know.

I don't want to risk AI .

ports going to get you. You know, as A I porn is gonna manufacturer the absolute perfect female for you. But I cracked .

one to a eye back. done. I also zero carm a .

porn.

You have corner with porn. Common days are over .

there to do things. They're making random, like high scholars .

into a point to me.

Yeah, public.

public servants to, here's a problem. Here's why I don't have calm with porn. Forty five year old step bombs and get stuck and driers and the steps and fox on.

So the first all is ridiculous. If you stuck in the drive, make IT out. Who gets margry .

out that way by thinking you're .

heading for that IT doesn't make any sense. Like how are you? How you stuck? And then also, once you get out, you don't stop fucking, you start stocking deck and you get crazy yeah and it's a it's just like when you have a again, eighteen year old girls going on addition and sheep on a leather couch and this guys talk to those are like.

well as hard I can .

do to get the mother .

ship somehow .

you to such you not any that great. A, I know actual people, but you will still have people that get addicted to IT. That's what things get weird because then you don't think of them as people you just think is like, how do I get to the position where this girl on the couch, maybe I need to start my own thing. Maybe I yeah, I fox you up and I X people up unless of a guy.

the guy who gets lot of hookers and then them around a regular woman, I don't know how to relate to them really, because everyone was for world to the stay up.

like some people don't know. Turn that off. 嗯嗯, what about those guys also? Like a shit on deo guy.

nice to meet you. Wish me that's a third day thing.

I bet if you are like online today on.

Cops going to a wap.

your s for that really quite a task before you can find someone who was safely shit on you.

Beautiful thing.

Ah, put on to sell next jack ruby.

apparently that wasn't a real .

shit though.

That was like ice cream. Yeah that's why IT looks weird. So IT looks where when IT comes out.

But I think they get .

IT up there though.

like a big one of those things used to like decorated take kate so cold though. Now you .

just get some like .

warm and warm .

for .

my goodness, where whip creamy, it's public whip cream and then SHE dumps out this chocolate, their cream.

this turn IT anyone else hard.

they start throw them up in each other's miles there's those were so many that was like the first reaction videos number two goals.

two, one cup that you reporter getting be headed.

And then the horse, yeah the reporter was from one year of .

two thousand, one two dead and then IT was .

in one of those cheese guy was he .

didn't IT .

wasn't like you knew in the movies and you just .

got through a quarter of.

what does dad do his dad did somebody I saw, I don't curse document. They talked about.

yeah, for the first time he caught .

bad video on accident. What I was in high school, a one of our friends had born yard Betty member, borne yard Betty, yes, was like, I was a video tables. So Greeny, we had like a copy of a copy of a copy of A V H.

S. And one of us had to like guard the door. So we were downstairs. And like the then where the television was, and one guy had to stand up and tried to watch by the door way.

K, someone came in so he could stopped them from getting to the door and they could pop the tape out time. yeah. But as this lady SHE blew a german shepard and SHE LED, like I think she's got a donkey fucker in a couple other animals.

Remember that german ship lady, because he had nice, its .

really .

and .

pulled .

up yes, dad.

he wanted know about .

a prime here.

Dog is die. Yeah, he went to see after SHE sucked .

a couple of docs prety yeah.

dad want a nobel Price. Well, yeah. And that was when I think a lot of people get freaked out about terrorism in that like, oh, my god, will cut your head off on video just to freak everybody out. It's not just killing people. It's like a very specific thing.

They're doing probably great dog, though it's the most chilled dog in the world.

Just fuck some hoban back back on his head.

cut .

off .

cross wires .

are, it's unna like.

oh, sorry, if a terrorist .

attack goes down, be here.

I'm going .

to your house and .

your house and if I before you.

i'm going to know you get a, to get a ranch before .

I got one for you. Yeah, leave us alone and we'll get you.

You watch with a well in a bunch of animals. You need a bunch of chickens. You need food and you need water.

Chickens are always give you food, and chickens are easy. You get one egg almost every day from a chicken. That's pretty good.

And if you have a dozen chickens, you have a dozen egg day, or at least at least eight or ten. So then you have like that food and then all the other food you get as a bonus and you need water. And if things go sideways, that's real. You you got a bunker. I have plans.

I have .

plans.

I just wonder what if you're preparing too late like your shit goes down tomorrow.

It's too late. Well, yeah, but but what? Those guys build those bunkers in the sixties and then just like .

you don't want a bunker, this is why. Because if IT goes that bad, don't want to be a service. If the nuclear war happens.

you don't to be alive. If you get away five years.

you're gone to come out to hell. You going to come out to hell. And the people that are gonna alive are going to be so dangerous.

If you guy guys I survived, like laves.

we're going to eat you.

There were one hundred percent eat you.

the road, yes, the bleak is version of that.

But everybody knows that that's probably what would happen, at least in some parts of the world is so it's good. There's a nuclear submarine and off the coast and not just one. There's another boat, another soviet boat. yeah. Why .

don't we do?

That may be a good idea. Do you see biden signed a some ten year deal to keep supporting ukraine for the next ten years? I did see what do you raised .

a lot of money.

but it's also the whole thing is so crazy .

because the some work there well.

there's probably you a lot .

of factors that is yeah but that .

guys is in court now.

but there's a lot of factors with like although the .

different .

see A I A two politician .

guys in court, it's a wide time.

This is so many factors are dangerous right now. Like past on ukraine, there's so many different places in the world. Well, like things could pop off and go real bad at any moment.

And like there's a steady clip of people dying, steady clip, people dying ukraine, steady clip. And at a certain point time, if he gets to like what how many people is ukraine lost? Let's guess, no, what is the the estimate of losses in ukraine?

A lot of not like people went back, athletes and stuff went back to fight.

Chako went, he went and joined back .

in the army.

Pretty yeah. Animals mean that literally defending the homeland. How many people die? ukraine? Now, the thing is like that, this keys escalating in russia. People.

M. S C, i'll tell you, a million russians .

have .

died in twenty ukrainians.

Well, be careful.

Isn't IT weird how the liberals are in support of this war?

It's off lift. So weird, very.

but it's wet. It's a lesson that everybody needs to know. It's not about left to write.

It's all bullshit. It's about people in control. And people in control. They use all kinds of different methods to stay in control and supporting wars.

Supporting wars.

They just try to do IT from the left. They try to do IT from the right. But IT was used to be IT was the right wing that were the war mongers, the left wing guys, the push mongers, right right? Like clinton was a puy hound, bush was a warm mongers.

and blue color was left. And now blue color is all right.

blue working class .

noral.

The conservatives like, fuck russia, we got to fight to this. But then it's like.

fact check can not verify these numbers. And ukraine treats and number military deaths as a state secrets of the totals not officially known. Okay, the death of nearly twenty five ukrainian soldiers since the invasion. Oh, this is an november of twenty and twenty three. This a while ago, twenty five thousand ukrainian soldiers since the invasion began, uh, by using open sources and put the total toll at more than thirty thousand.

You got to get zilli ski on use. A star fucker would do IT would keep blanch.

Yet you really want to a guy in the middle that like, do do you even even, where's the money going? Who's .

who's any other go side?

Farmland is loans, and we just buying other phone as that.

What is I think .

so cheese is Christ .

is because .

a weak what in the .

farms?

We is the ad basket, the world .

like weed or not. They .

starved by the soviet.

well.

the cranes, agricultural land. Yeah, the new report exposes to the .

stealth take over.

It's always, I don't know about it's about something else because I know .

that point when we pull out of for syria and trump is doing a press conference and he goes, I don't think he post to work he goes, don't worry, we ve got the oil. We ve got the oil. I don't worry about that like he's just setting out a lot of press conference. I was like human rights so just like.

no always so it's like when your girlfriends had always so that's wars.

a racket that's that smelly but their book one thousand and thirty three that stood retired and just like using military whole and wrote this book called wars or racket. And so all just about what he thought he was doing and what was actually one of being. Ukraine is the bread basket of europe producing one of the highest weet yields in the world. But deep telega poor soil management has left its farmlands a heavily degraded state. But monsanto will take care of that because the poor .

state .

of ukraine culture, agricultural land shift, regenerated agriculture has immense carbon sequent al potential sequence estrato.

That means the questioning .

carbon in the soil means like instead of like you for leaving a lot shit in the air, the soil actually retains IT, and they get like zero carbon footprint arms ima, general agriculture, like polyface farms does. That was the other one. Why dogs pastures is that this few of them, and what they do is to just, they let.

The problem is not farming. The problem is farming the way we do IT, where you like one giant field of one crop and like all these animals in a pen and all these chickens in a box. Like that's how that nature wanted to do IT. And if you do at that way, you need a bunch of chemicals.

That's how we do IT. Black rock.

black rock, definitely that one. Oh, really. And you how to imagine they buying and everything?

Me just try to make money. They're trying to make money. true.

Anyway, they can. They got a bunch of billionaires invest in them. And I come on, see some returns, please, by room.

That's that game they play in that game that they playing the, let's see some returns game. Yes yeah. And meanwhile.

war people.

you're trying to protect part, you fuck in down. You take t there many part .

things we protected .

with they, they back, they saved.

Do you think we have anything to do with that? No, yeah.

the point. I think anyone protecting the park would actually .

hate .

the out protecting the park. I did get somebody .

the day they were like him, age to play tenants the the time I see what you try to do.

Really, that's cool.

You would you kiss him? Convention .

money.

Whatever who who bought IT, like how do they sell IT, how they steal the park?

They said they have to actually .

make change up. Instead, have a homeboys.

There was the guys there wasn't there.

of course. Yeah, it's the one part in amErica without home.

I river like a different thing. Yeah, they just like fixing IT with public funds, and then they will sell IT off when they, the public, is run out. Then we'll build the high rise .

of the brother .

Parker brothers. So just like a slow theft.

Yeah, IT was like three thousand trees that .

cut down nothing.

A little .

part .

of the mass was the best .

place. I.

I, I, good.

good. I bomb there. That place.

Who signed off on that?

Like, was you and Colin Rivera?

If you don't know the park?

No, I do. On one, you know know .

how to protect .

the park tell that I know .

he does I just work .

shirt heard the movement .

the worst guy .

to be the I really I .

know nothing about anything, just red had one headline no guys, it's important got a recycle.

Wasn't for teddy roswell making national parks like, who knows what they would have done would like a stone yeah, they would turn on all those fuckers. Beautiful places with a condos, best .

process.

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have been gone a long time to amazing. They kill that part though. Amazing people let them kill your part.

They have to read, do IT in case this flooding.

I think they have cause the flood killed thousand fuck and trees.

and they have to kill a black neighborhood. Make a park. We need to .

protect the neighbor's.

Why do they do that? The crossed.

oh, really, oh, they did. Yeah.

that's right.

They took over a whole neighbor down, some black and immigrant .

abroad to make a .

of centre park.

The probably the upper half.

Wa.

I thought I was already actually pretty lower up. He was small back, who is built during the .

great depression by homelessness.

just homeless.

That's here .

before that there was wo wow.

look about .

central park is amazing. Every time i'm in new york and I get a hotel .

that like overlooks IT go.

it's only .

for trees.

How not that all changed? Did you .

change in like .

ninety of I was in new york? I was worried about a new brand was like I was like, I don't know, they have bars on my windows pro. Look at the stats. You talk about old new york.

but i'm talking about now with the immigrant crisis.

the essential al part. I feel like you .

don't see you.

I feel like you don't see .

IT in new york. The immigrant m, they are in fun times square, just like a fucking .

and sessions here.

Try to make many mouths take IT a cigaret .

AK .

is like what the just go away across the border .

and the poke .

a of the mou .

bread drivers S.

I do .

to have any kind of license.

No, nothing.

no. Drive on a ck in sidewalk .

electric. One that's silent.

I thought of a video for the .

group that if you guys going like IT, yes, it's wild up there. Those poor guys though, those poor mexican guys are on a bike in the winter and everybody's at home.

Mexicans combray in my food. I don't want to go out this. I don't want to .

two doors down the .

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get us assassinated. Not like super.

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is he?

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I feel like they .

have done that.

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to find this bull and is lady, you're going to like, yeah, sorry. So .

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died in demonio .

given us inauguration .

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and .

in office?

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and he can died .

in augur's speed speeches in one there, you know.

I want to die to most guys. I always give like three hour .

speeches and .

get shot linking, give when they are doing debates like six .

hour the debates like .

really want to hash IT .

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lady you .

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right .

to .

felt is there is so this .

is the ball .

out who .

got on the .

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talking to a friend. rebel.

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of org.

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which just shows the .

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to be in amErica where at least I know cat level got excited. He was the rocky theme go for IT. His name was party bus. So the balls called party bus in organ, you know, organ is all like a red state and important yeah ah and you gene capture .

several lives.

Is the like rural hunters and .

should most colors .

like that to lousianner color's like that?

But these places, the cities, gets so populated that they just overwhelm voting. Like in coloration, just reintroduce wolves. And the ranchers like.

what do you do? Introduce.

introduce wolves. They released wolves in colorado. Wolves used to live all over the place. We kill them because there .

are a real problem.

We, we kill those.

We out here, yeah.

the wolf ves are a real problem. They kill kids. They kill people.

They kill dogs. They kill you all your livestock. You don't control the population, the fuck and dangers. The soviet union and germany had a ceasefire in world war one to kill walls. They were the middle that, yes, they were in the middle killing each other.

And IT was, their walls were killed in so many people, they decided to have a fucking ceasefire. And then they killed wolves together. Then they went back, killing each other.

Yeah.

that's how scary wolves are in these fucking in jackasses just released them in the colorado because there are amazing because if you live in some beautiful neighbor od with like cement streets, you know to think about that there should be wolves. There is older, you know what wolf is that's little red writing on that hits real. There's a reason why there was in every little kids book because they eight people, they eight people, wolves eight people.

And stay, fuck away from them.

And dangerous wolves are fuck. And dangerous man.

gators aren't .

going anywhere. I had a friend that had surrounded by wolves. He killed an elk.

And the elk, where they were, the l died, was like right next to the wolf's then. And so they went to achieve the alc. And the wall started circle in that. He told my friend john duddy, he killed two of them with a boone Aaron, and his friend killed one of them with a rifle. The wolves kept .

rushing them.

Just imagine.

so what he do?

He killed them. He killed two of them and stand, run. And then they fuck and ran off because both the wolves luckily don't have an understanding of how many round someone has an rial because they are out of at bullets. And yet, like one arrow left and there was like ten walls and they killed three of them.

It's a Better to bro .

and get real close running at them.

They were shooting wolf. If you ve got one in your sites and .

is another one behind the they do what they stood their back to .

a tree and .

so they're like literally standing with .

you going to get rid. These is ark. The real .

reason for the park being down, they're going to introduce walls .

in new part. Imagine that run out to the .

west time trees. That's actually a good battle.

The .

bombs in .

population is.

But in kyoto, a long time ago is there .

in new york city. But they're .

a problem too. Ah, there are real problem. Delete your cat. Delete your kid.

There's a good willing hill.

The video of his kid stolen by baby everyday.

he grabbed .

and start running with IT and he chased after the coyote and .

cody drops .

the kid like for always saved IT cheese.

Norm, more very good things. Not funny.

It's just trying too hard to be shocking. The video.

the alligator, a little lady, she's walking her dog, right? But I just see like it's like A I know she's gone .

terrible, terrible.

When I was a kid, I lived in gains of florida. Get all over the place and a lady dog guts snatched up while there as lady was walking her dog by the water. The dogs like sniff around in this allegation or just do back of the water .

grab the first dogs will go i'll see I get to go right up to IT and bark at IT. I like .

this doesn't work on this little White like pootle look and dog .

out to just snatch IT right from everybody you know you can only kill him by shooting right in the top of the head the only way to kill gater David .

ticket shooted taste IT god hit right the agan you just want people yeah pulled up on the .

boat to people go .

hunt alligators .

and you shoot them to the ribs yeah yeah I can be the only way to kit so that so they're so .

tough you know.

they were around before the dinosaurs like, while the dinosaurs .

existed alligators in some.

yes, they just keep them bigger yeah what the fuck do .

like trump?

Got to started doing test, doing some growth hormone, taking a lot of create team, doing body .

weight squats and fuck and dead lives fucked.

Cos probably lived to seventy eight yeah amazing.

God, never fucking old.

everybody. So the father.

Finny father's is eight, that's why they were like then Franka was eighty. He .

was .

forty, White wig.

and they were at that old man. It's crazy. And the people that we have .

run in this country all the shit. Why ah what do we do?

What want to .

Young? No, like understanding what it's like to be living.

But give R F K A shotts.

I like R, F, K A lot. I like F K A lot. Then I was, I was taking to show this morning. I was looking at my phone, and I was R, F, K. Talking to, like, two .

birds. Like, that is a fan.

I look, I get IT.

I like, I like IT made me like, I like those birds. I think they are cool bird.

But was, he say, like, vaccine ship to the bird.

feeds the birds and they become his friend.

being friends with birds. Camera, don't do that. I like, I think of, I think he's clearly the most sane of our life. He talked about talking the birds on the porch.

Was, is .

there a possible as an independent?

Can anybody really win?

No lipped is .

IT just that they .

want allow IT or that no one has ever really hit the kind of pop. I think .

it's not all, but it's like number U H, F. None of those, uh, f shows could be .

as bigger .

the little .

dam you win old school. There was like a secondary .

channel system.

Yeah, we're like, any help is on thing.

Yeah, who is?

there.

Yeah.

yeah.

IT, but but those could never.

even if they were the most popular shows that was. So people just can go to IT.

Remember dark shadows with born of us. Colins, no, no, as a vampire. So there .

was on U H, F is time.

It's just like not A B C, N B C or C B S. But IT wasn't cable either. Kind of yeah it's like IT was like shit. Local channels like local boston channels. U, H, F, use of ultrahigh frequency and you put in your, on your, to make the signal come in Better people at all. These wacky fucking antennas is like someone's .

gotto hold IT because you're not touching IT. We can see the game. No, you can T, V, to hold the thing in place.

And some guys, we get these bomb s tens, you'd go by mike house like, oh my god, TV must be Christal, please.

He s show me. I remember the .

first time I never saw satellite. This was bigger than this fucking table. Some do that, a satellite distance backyard.

I know what you do. Yours, I can. T, V from japan.

how do you watch? Or like this .

is like the this guy at a china addition, his backyard, he was getting an international television show.

but is not watching you, those show he's still watching, just like.

I know what he was watching. I just know this invested in a fuck dish that took up like one eighth of his backyard.

I do dishes are all over. You go to the roof in new york like there.

But those aren't. They are usually small.

like the director english smaller, the funny thing, world countries you see like just a concrete shack.

but they're got their dish announce, they announced the setups that you could take in a backpack, like it's like a size of a laptop. So anywhere you go in the world, you could take one of these star links set IT up. You will have wireless internet where you could strea m 4 cae movies, high speed wireless internet .

the size .

of a backpack in rica. He wants kids. I know that .

he likes kids.

but no, no, I want to .

have kids a.

but i'm not saying you can say likes kids in this day and age.

Got to be clear, he went to africa and game the internet and fucked them up.

I wasn't in africa IT.

Was the maison amErica .

finally crazy?

This tribe .

does not even allow .

public displays of affection, like kissing. why? And then all the set in WhatsApp messages, they were sent important each other. And so the tribe leader was like, what the fuck is this? They all just sit around screw .

wing on their phones. Not if you just discovered point. There was no point. And point .

gonna happen. It's you. So the phone, give me connection. Let no points .

when the iphone came out, I was right. Can you get on? Can you get point of that? That was the .

first question. That what that what you go. Wifi and solutions cellular wasn't good enough, right? Yeah, you couldn't really watch youtube back then. I was just too sketchy, was no apps yeah .

any for that stuff but I was like, I could go on, you know, big bus to come my god. So we get one party .

bus cave done, have dicks like there's they're doing then oh.

there's a bunch of old porn that exists like in like ancient egypt porn.

like .

hygelac porn. great.

Let me show you what people are doing. Was that for like eroticism?

I was for autism? Yeah the who was IT like pottery jammy, who who is bringing that up? IT wasn't primary rescue. Do remember what was was bringing up like all the egyptian for diable wasn't IT flint? Diable is an archie n erotic pop, is all this known depiction of .

human sexuality.

But this is that people boning in that picture. Look, IT, that's what IT looked like. animals. Bonn.

and they all have dogs go, I mean, look.

only lived to be twenty years old, and probably all people thought about get your nuts off.

get .

slaughtered by the neighbor. What a health cape life must have been like back then, I know, but they were pretty happier than us. No, that's nonsense. Not a good time banked up yeah who are more fun than .

us us that's different.

We're but we're alive in the same time like this what we're doing as possible for other folks in other jobs in other ways of life like but it's the whole things like finding great groups, people having a good old time shock. Well, is this way.

baby.

we can bring back america.

We can .

bring back. We got the song, you are you back?

Oh yeah, yeah. I think it's time to get a little.

I think I need that ball, please.

The beginning of the look look .

hard on that's .

a ridiculous stick you thank you, but would thank you very much.

very nice. We that .

cold point to this I saw evaporates.

Of course, anything is still a good so on of on the side. But that was weird .

to .

be a contractual obligation. Have a time on the side of my car are the deal to rap the cattle bells.

Hey, we go and get my time. We're still number one. We are number one, number one. Even if we lose 全部。

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That's fun. That's fun.

I'm .

tired of .

people say, amErica .

socks I.

but this is what IT. This is declining empire. No, it's not. We could come back to be a little to come back.

I see this is all the time, people using this fuck and ego at the .

barbecues we put.

AmErica rules.

AmErica rules also.

No, no, we ve rule with the best, but the world's, the civilizations fuck.

I don't know. We're getting little weird and qualify with the china's buying all our farms and are very dangers.

very dangerous. Digital control, all the very dangerous. We're going to get to a point in our lifetime where we're going to make a choice between A I.

Or no freedom. What A I. No freedom.

what an AI is gna govern things, or you're going to have human beings governing things. And the tightness ss in the grass with they're onna have on your ability do anything is gonna so great that all freedoms have begone innovative will be stifled. Giant corporations will control everything, and they'll act like totalitarian governments.

They're ready, trying to do that, trying to silence people on social media and do all kinds of things to obscures facts and put up bulls shit narratives. There's they're doing that right now, and they have the power to do that. And if they get bigger, they're to do IT more the first.

But you know, I would think this though doesn't throughout history, everybody always thought this matter what you like, this is the end matter. This is we're .

done fifties.

They were live in life was they just got done, they the entire world.

But they had a two years after the gay marriage is legal and the gays, like.

I will come down now. We saw on a syrian tablet. There was an a syrian tablet from, like, twenty nine hundred B. C. And IT was talking about how the end of the world's everything is fun.

But those guys shit was from apart. Yes, yes, you look watch like think of the any time through .

our history and it's actually look around if like everything .

sucks and is all going to show. And you look around a lot of we did bottom of .

the bail .

for a half hour.

We also fun that was. But also you know, it's only is they definitely did this exact same thing .

back down like you get three drink yeah three.

Watch IT and a .

letter here.

That's, but I see IT one shot that's wrong.

why? Teilo wrong? Right stuff. He says, no. Number one, I believe no. That's true. He lined you.

I is no hang in change. Miro is in a lexus.

exact major, a lictor of life.

hard to heart with wrong, right? So you got to switch a silver to key little change your life. And he was, that did change my life. My, you an alcoholic, and that change your life.

switching to .

silver text, a change your life.

So now .

just sustain in your voice.

And there is .

a rule dest .

s we. Have ever .

those guys? My shades .

you want.

you want. You want to wear something? Yeah.

do you more comfortable this way?

I just yet your little hidden.

I did a hole pocket for them with dalen big crazy square sunglasses that the ladies were. Yeah, it's nice. You wear those. You hide, you talk .

some shit. It's .

new york such tunnel .

mash.

Yeah, I do do that today. You said no, it's actually yes.

We have a Michael .

Jordan does .

that he could do IT Michael jorden he could do IT I I what's .

on a pocket legion going to hit the master of all their pumps, ve, luis.

And big fun that .

I agree was not very like .

you finally found the will as .

found the will. IT was eat gold fish. They.

do you think, going to be a time with a hit their most moment? Come back?

No, yes. Same with eight of eight. Off for to eight .

is out.

Adolph's bush .

smells so bad.

can smell different in their pupils.

S to, who are the best melon pupils? Dave, you like davies pupils, I don't like smell as bad as loses. I heard you like, you said they smell good god, and you said they smell .

like fresh.

Yeah in all fairness, you did take a shit in a topper, wear and fuck and open in up on stage and from them, shit. Look, that's IT.

I got my friends called their mom share there three brothers, and they would chat, go, mother shit.

And then .

one day .

they spray painted shatter .

on the side of .

her work. Really a IT much.

Those guys are animals. Guys to a crime is committed as the first guys.

I'd question by the those guys that goes in the hate crime stats. No anything .

like that.

Like, well.

then we would drive the van. We were kids, and when they would go to work, we would take the van. We were children driving this van around, and then we would take IT off.

We would take IT into like a field and just drive IT around. They want. I was, I wasn't in IT, and I watched them hit like a hill in the entire bottom of the shelter.

Van fell out. Sounds like, is he run? We put in neutral and pushed IT back into the driver. And then nothing have mother should.

They came home and.

He started.

oh my god, well.

that was, kids were feral back. You just crazy. Member, one time I got black out drunk. I, my friends, all night, they brought me back home. They put me on the porch and they shot me with paint balls, and they shot my whole front, my house, and my dad came on the road. But like a no flash.

I don't parking .

football field .

and then just .

wait for the cop, the show before A.

Or like a good dusting, but no, like shut him down.

I drove by lake travis out here. The big lake like forty percent capacity. What it's got sixty percent of its missing. A it's not I don't .

fun to be a bed in red pilled on these part cast, but the warming might be real IT didn't know for five .

and five years is a thing. IT is definitely a real thing secretly wow, you want with no .

music conversation.

it's definitely real. The question is like how much of IT is because of us and how much of this Green deal stuff is just bulls shit where people trying to make money in control people, all things are happen. So there is some sort of a change, the climate.

But then also, when you look at the level of carbon in the atmosphere, it's like the amount of IT is not that much. It's not I don't think it's the major issue. And there, what is the issue? The world gets hotter.

There's a never a static temperature for earth from sixty five million years ago to today when they do core samples. IT does this all throughout history. The question is how much of an impact we haven't on IT. We know we haven't some impact.

That's what they know. This is snowfall totals for a central park over last. I know that goes back while.

but this is just last twenty five years. Two, five, two.

Tt, it's, I mean, yeah, two point .

five in two thousand nine, two thousand six, yes, low. there.

Two, six .

in .

two thousand .

and .

six. So yeah.

two point three, low.

It's been high. It's been low.

It's up and down. Ack.

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right economy .

grow .

because of .

the two hundred .

new our plants. Well.

I think are call all pollution.

You are talking shit.

So bad guys out some ways to that.

They're also developing gitic filters. So like the size of an apartment building yeah I D I trying to call .

plant thing one time and said they're making a bunch.

but there are smaller, whatever, little tiny when my friend, no, like more fiction.

ent is all like. But IT doesn't matter.

There's still make coal plants like coal plants. No, no matter what the fuck you do, your burning coal, your releasing particulates and that shake gets over cars. There's that.

Where is that in inDiana? As I was, we saw that documentary on this one area that has three, two plans within like a thirty mile radius. And these people's cars have like a thin like black city layer on them.

So you're breathing that in. You go jog in outside. You're taking in particular.

I mean, my family is from like the coal region and pencil va is rough, but you have here about that never heard of IT.

It's still on the on that. We've had the videos on the show multiple.

And I think after it's fun to go out there, it's just an a abandoned area. It's like silent hill. It's fun kind .

of get the .

coal caught fire.

There's so much cold, the court stayed forever.

Scale, no.

that was a spill that was a .

real tracks that that the problem you could burn .

for another two .

or fifty years for the exhausted.

could supply the rules.

Want to see a video? It's fuck in nets. There's like holes in the grounds.

Smokers come on and go there like .

fd abandoned highway that never ending fire. So the whole town is stuck. And so everybody had to move out of the town and has a thing got bigger. Yeah, you you breathing toxic fumes all day.

Everybody had just bail. I was found in torus, was headlining .

comedie .

zone and I was hosting. And I was like, you can go see and rally. And we went in between shows was nice. That is not problem. Forty minutes, wow, it's fun .

going to smell .

like when .

you're outside.

you know no, but then everyone's when you see a crack and the .

ground was smoke, just put great over IT throw burgers and .

somebody drew a bunch dix on a highway for like a mile pretty fast. Just spray painted and on how way with .

dick speaking hamburgers and grill did you see that photo of a check summer Gillian card with like raw hamburger and no fire he deleted, take a photo it's so nice to be IT out.

He a grilling burgers.

The girl was not on the burgers reflect like old gray look at burgers and as you like a smile and as fact is like this, it's it's almost like an AI picks.

We ve got a shock.

Go back and yeah this is so like there's no heat at all on that girl, you look at the grill.

the cheers are still rock.

Trying to find fire is no, no smoke. No thing is happening this. That's not the best picture. I've seen a more high resolution photo of the online. And as you can, they like.

there's no fire. Tumor lives like that with his neighbor's .

right next to him. This good fake was a the dogs great.

The burgers .

are trouble. The that I know to .

dar decent fits though. How are .

there? Did you ever closing on that?

Jimmy?

Find a Better photo .

was a little higher resort.

I thought that was fire too, and I zoned in IT looks like a prezza stuck between the great .

is got as readers on the right .

jacks to see I might be rock. I don't think I am though. See you to find a more high resolution photo as you zoom in. I thought I was fire, all the fires underneath there. He just put the .

burgers down. And those winners are right out of the package.

They come like that. The people make out of them.

I join the no, thanks.

But that's the great Marks you have on that party. You don't know how a fucking cake cook.

You put me communist .

because you're cooking a hamburger only for TV or for the internet. You're not really cooking a hamburger to eat. Yes, I can't respect your fake game. Think .

about .

like about .

drill of fake.

How great when you see, like comedians, do the social media right? Think bad politicians like .

these .

dies people around like fun.

That at the order trying, yeah. And he was like .

to see the little whatever the present was.

whoever the the lazy .

song was like amErica talking .

about her. She's a dub I S like then. Well, that's killer at the readership that repeating .

jokes you are killing were .

killer and repeating jokes at the same time they're high net. Lady, yeah, I think .

you suck out some.

Jimmy. Can obama what they .

do like.

you still like, shows with them when he brings amount, and they do like a show.

like a fun race, or sit on.

And then obama has to walk to biden off the stage. Imagine this, just change the rules and said, you could keep running if you win. This is no term lums anymore. This is a crazy job, is very hard to do, and obama sizes to run again.

OK people .

I go about, they just .

change that law. They just change .

that law. Is all y friends pet human dying rural australia .

talking people like, how do you? How do you ratio biden? And I was like, I don't I don't fall part.

Australians got some problems too. They have like a men behaving badly clause or whatever you see that pull IT up there was some, but how that we ve got to redefine men and change everyday.

So they went wowed hard, thought that the problem is the type of people to get into office are always nuts, and those type of people are the people that are, like going to get the university kids behind them. And we going to push, push progressive politics.

And australia.

australia is a party of .

the world.

always a fuck and tyrannical few that are opposing people being able to just do whatever the fuck they want. If you australian people are a while, they're fun people. Maybe what is IT? Oh, australia's men behavior change program. That's IT behavior .

change program .

services for banners overcome history .

of the behavior .

towards a female product, including violence, course of control. And very, if this doesn't involve mushrooms, then they should shut the fuck up. And you got to take classes or some, and that's i'm going to work. And the body classes that would get you through .

take one class. And .

yes.

So rageful .

strangers, i'll just leave the whole west.

ghosts and seattle. You could basically do anything they let you write on a jail. It's so crazy and there's they're getting him for .

like what did he do? Somebody stuff. And seventy years ago.

I think you hit a guy, and a guy is X, Y. This was one of those things .

I feel good to hit.

Depends who the guy is, depends on who you are. But I support joe. D. S. Day, the ado.

Does .

not deserve he.

After school, I wanted to come a done for a monster, just, I don't know, monster trucks. We were just for kids.

这个 compared of rearden people allowed to go to。 True, David, I broke the attendant there. We did twenty five thousand people.

There was a nothing show ever did where back days like right before. But when we first in first few shows what what happens, I would do my sad. And dave would have a DJ in between.

He had like this whole thing, like DJ people would play playing music and shit. And so the DJ would introduce him. So I got off stage and the DJ start playing music.

And David, I understand there. And he just looks like he goes, not a lot of mother fuckers get to do this. We just look at IT.

It's a fuck. Such is like one of cool moments ever that I used to remember. The other one was went dave.

The audience did not know dave was gonna on stage. I was doing, I was doing arena, columbus, a hinch, Cliff. And I think hank hang, nope.

yeah. Maybe brand cream IT was IT home. Anyway, we're doing this china's arena in columbus and dave shows up while tony on stage. And tony doesn't even know where that he's going to bring up me or dave I go.

Dave comes so he's so .

tony is thinking he's bringing me up, but I am walking with dave up to the stage and audience realizes at a certain point that days walk in the stage and in it's a minute standing ovation like one solid minute and me and tony would just sit there like ww just look around like this is amazing. It's like we were on a drug like this is how many times you get to see, like one person, generate this kind of love and just cool to see, watch, watches. This is this tony introducing.

You think we watch this last time?

So he thinks its me right now.

And two with the best in the world.

Well, one pole minute.

that's super table.

What happened to the video only so happy what time of the video is.

So trust me, that's IT was one .

home minute and then he points the market was oh, h five IT was amazing. It's the tony role .

with that fast because it's breaking you up in the midst one my best he goes, i'm bringing up one of the greatest comics and it's instantly goes two of my best friends like he rode fast yeah, he was sad and what .

but he knew I we had a thing like if if it's dave, come towards the stage of the light, will see your ell phone light.

So I ell one light. Two of the best communities .

of the world in that moment. That's cool to think you went from the shy rooms to that. That's the cool about comedy.

You can really my favorite, those of host in the seller, SHE, had me host for a while, and he goes, I rought twenty, twenty and fifteen. And I was like, world friends, but I was like, please, you know, pop in, please, Louis. And they so fucking nuts. In one hundred forty years, ter, and I was like, do they always do this for you? And he .

was what? Ah that's fun when .

dave came to the mothership when the first week I was open, that was the same kind .

of deal too we .

had just started here.

But IT was just .

the first time anyone had ever step foot on that stage. You were the first person to talk into that micron .

in front because joe introduced IT. Then I went up and then I could you could just tell everyone in and I was all just friends. Yeah no.

I mean, he wasn't like a regular car that he was chapelle in all his people. Rogen back there. And then I got up there was like.

you line, you line. We sold the tickets online on twitter. In five minutes. I said there's a special intimate tonight, eleven thirty come down I had like twenty people well, that but the places packed IT was one hundred and ten stuff ed into the small room and no one knew who the show was.

I just said it's a special surprise to me and the place sold out and so they even know who they were seeing so they see you. I just want you to fuck around because he walked in his man. He's like, when going to open up this big room, if you want to do IT tomorrow, onions, you want to do IT tonight is like, let's do IT and so is like, that simple says, okay, we're going to open the big room.

So the weight staff, everybodys brand knew what is you been a day you, I mean, maybe a couple days, we just fire. We started with the whole idea. We're going to open up once we're going to do one show, we're going to figure out what happens, see how everything goes, what we need to tight up and then do two shows, see how that goes.

So we want with one show at night, and so we're going to try two shows and night. And then we did a couple of these shows like that. And we never stopped. We never did the break. We just kept going.

We kept going thinking the guys, the onus of IT would fade away. I want, and just hasn't at all.

but I forget to post images sometimes the tickets and I going going to check the website, they're fuck and sold out like immediately it's .

remarked to the show last night and they're like, I mean, they put up a week ago and then they were like our tickets on to sell this and it's fifteen minutes gone.

That never happens .

to make it's crazy like a cheese sell out there.

A unch of hard core comedy things and they're full, honest with their lives too. They're honest with their lives too. They know when you're not right and they know when you are like, when you really like go .

for the thing as they come if you're not member, you come going like it's gonna a good night and you're gonna ve was really good other and then they see someone, they suddenly it's going.

hi, yes yeah anybody .

they know .

yeah pop the other day and they went on stage.

They went crazy. One of the biggest in the world.

you know, one is a crazy response in joy ideas. When joy ideas went on the other day, litter people like bounce around in the crowd, was.

They are also excited for each other. Like body, you there .

like 1。

And if you're gone to Davis club.

I have not, but I will. I definitely. I heard restaurant, insane restaurant, yeah, got connection. Amazing five star chef that he loves, that he brought yellow springs to restaurant comment.

crazy space .

so funy grown up children have .

hundred million ars. They then all of the brady rose is like, it's crazy. See that much mainstream like the biggest quarter back and the biggest comedians .

are the grey rose was the number one show in netflix history really. And you're fuck and stupid watch went off at this time. The number one show was dirty comedy in the history of network. That's they go. The number one show, nicky glaser, Andrew Charles, tony .

hinchCliffe, body go on hard.

hard. That was the number one show in network history. Love IT.

right? That surrenders.

He know, they know. He knows a man, man. I saw a for toy and and he's like .

turns I just decided to with some guy and is doing like i'm cutting a hole in a kobe print I can put my dick .

through IT was .

a guy like he runs the flight.

You didn't like a tooth special for you. Sure you did too special and .

two part special.

but can be if you let you .

go as wild as .

IT should yes you to what the limits are. You let brian holds band on stage 哦, you find out with the limits, we ve got bright and all smile on our stage all the fuck in time. And we have a, we have a headline, instead of putting him at the end of the night, we have .

bryan's .

headlining that in the big room. But no, he's doing the regular shows and it's not like a long towards two in the morning you finally get to see him and he goes crazy. No, he does whatever .

you that's how when we started, that's where he was. Tommy relegated. He used to be just somewhere towards the end, but still like second.

but he is. So I didn't know who you yeah.

but is another show, another song that we can go with? Other than that, what's another one?

How about that one of the ball ran out to.

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I'll do IT there.

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down, mark.

Do IT every direction .

so big. If we go down, boys are going to go down. How to down? Everybody does. Put on everybody under.

I thought about the bunker.

I thought .

about sitting lives with me. I thought about being like, bucked IT up. Be like, can I go maybe on?

Oh no, like .

this all part. The man, really a bunk.

er, would eat all the crack. He would eat .

alley snake and off food with things .

like crackers. You're going to need like sustaining food. You need stuff that last on a shelf forever. Look, you just keep you alive to, and you .

need.

you need tablets. He can drop in regular water. He could drink IT.

It's going to like shit, but you're going to have to drink IT just to stay alive. You might have to drink your own pace. And we need to kill ourselves. No, so we started need to our eating assails too late.

On IT.

when we catch you a shady person, we ve got to .

eat them .

here to the people. Not yet what I wanted to eat, a coyote once these coyotes were killing my chicken. And I had this idea I have, I set up a birds work will set .

you free.

This is my plan. This time he had a bunch of my chickens span. So I tired one of the dead chickens, two of a az, like a big sean ic boss.

And I put IT thirty ards off of this, a ledge. And I SAT on the legal al of my boat, and I was, what? And the coyote was common.

And my, my daughter was five at the time, starts yellow coyote. It's A D he was coming in. He was sneaking around, shelled the chicken.

Oh yeah. I was going to eat them. I was, I was to cut drips off, and I was going to barbecue IT.

I was going to grill IT. And then after I grow that, I was going to take a shit in a half ty bag. I had a plan.

I was going to throw the hefty bag over the fence like there's your friend bitch with a plan. Now you got to skin that thing. I was going to skin IT.

I is good. You just have to make .

sure that you you really cook the shit out of IT to get all the parasites and trick noses out of IT.

What the food you pion in, what do you do?

I was, I just go .

to the bathroom.

but just go back again.

Go to the back .

room.

No, you. why?

And is the object .

so .

you so close side outside bathroom, shower room.

outdoor, the suns out, you see those guys.

you go hold. This is important to dig in to the concrete and late new pipes. You don't have to walk ten steps.

your hand .

dirty, pissed. My my studio, more than any human being.

is the.

Zero in anything.

You put a water .

pictures that we currently use, wanna wash?

Oh no, we should .

have actually .

washes out you again.

I don't have new jammy hate you. So yes, he's get fuck member .

when you like slept on the floor and .

I went out .

there and play .

pool like three hours and then finally you walk.

I came out, I came, I sleep in the podcast and then I woke up and jose playing like with the three, the top five pool players in the world.

But during a markets is crazy. Yes.

yeah, we have poor players over. We are having fun about stumbling you. Hey, don't man. Hi .

and later.

awesome photos.

Yeah, we really fucked .

with your help in the closet is behind. Yeah, the stage just wild .

that I sometimes go down to have the way that happens. Yeah, sometimes you get to laid down what you are.

I tried to stand. I could.

I swear .

that .

clubs alive.

I looked in the cube, it's like clean as a whistle.

I think I think the clubs a lot. I when I first walked into that building, I was like.

wow.

why it's been around for so long when you have a building that's been around for almost one hundred years, is that a feeling inside of IT? Like the first place that I went to the cold house that almost built that was, you seen the call, please? I still think about buying IT one.

the sunk in the sewage.

No, no, i'll tell you the whole story of air. There's an issue. There's a couple of of issues, but not issues that couldn't be fixed. I thought about doing like if we get crazy big, like if we keep growing to have like you know how like miti had a the .

westward comedy store, a level headlighting in town in the weekend. That's a great here than more.

You know, another thing I thought about the theater on the me, but I thought about buying at theater in town and haven't like big name headliners in every weekend. It's a great theatre yeah and also the idea is like you're always going to be able to have like top level comics come and do theatres. So you have them come and do theatres. You have a available for pop inns any night the week come on .

by our our friends river live nation.

No, i'm saying that .

would be nice eighty.

but I do have with live nation too. I don't like .

let's go .

on with them .

in IT fundies. That's what a minute for. I don't there's none of time in the .

world for me to pay attention the scaling OK.

I do one thing that I I do that thing where they like scale on purpose, like some like person printing lot of these, like.

fuck you, I never do IT you talk to me about that and then I talk to you about that.

whatever that program is.

the right? If there's an option for the artist, the artist I know that, do what you can make the money. So let's say so I put my tickets on sale for, like forty thousand.

You somebody scp. IT and sales, hundred, three hundred. Yeah, I get .

three hundred. And then I you is that problem now the program is different. The program is you have like a platon thing, really nice tickets are like go for crazy money because everybody knows tailor .

swift is the bomb they want to pay for .

selling for a i'm not interested .

if someone scales that the that cuts .

down the last .

knows that .

the beginning the club IT was a real issue. So we came up with the club. So so at the club, if so, we wanted buy if you wanted to buy a hundred tickets to my club, if you just were a child, dude, want to buy a hundred tickets cell for a thousand books each.

Meanwhile, you could just do that. And if you didn't have to show your your a ID and who you are, you would be able to like resell those tickets so you can reset for, like some guy comes from scotland. I want to see a show shower out.

Fuck, I flew all the way over here. How much a thousand boks? Okay, you like, i'll go online. I'll do whatever. I'll find some website.

I'll buy the tickets we have IT so that if you buy, if our shafer buys two tickets, you have to show your license, your you, I look at your face, facial recognition, I know who you are, and then you get to buy two tickets, and those are only your tickets. You can't resell them. You can't reset to bob for five hundred books.

You can do anything. But the the idea is like talking about money. So much money is only fun coupons.

But you're zilia air.

No, no, no.

But you talking about .

the money of the .

more money .

I made the clubs specifically .

to break even, my thought is I just don't want to lose any money. I want to make IT the best environment for comment and not lose money. And that's my goal.

I want to pay people. Well, have a good time. That's my girl.

The one of the ways you did that was to stop that scope on, yes.

but that's for the fair. So the audience diesen have to feel like shit. I know it's hard to get tickets, but at least you're not going to get fucked. Be my harder, good take as if you come from japan yes, harder.

I'm sorry you have everyone buying .

a ticket is intended to human being ah the bites two tickets a day. You got your tickets that's IT ah that's IT and yeah is only two hundred fifty seats okay that's just what IT is, but at least no ones getting fucked. The people there, everybody there, is gonna like a fair, great time, great weight staff, great, nice people managing everybody's fun.

That's what I maybe that if you go see a music show with some of you like and you like, okay, this is two four hour tickets, you get one and one for your friend and then it's like, you are was one hundred .

and .

thirty .

dollars and you .

saying it's .

quite annoying.

You think that would do something about the scale back? Bra.

those also, I like some of and I can get tickets for like five hundred box online like.

oh sure yeah, let me buy yeah but I feel bad if somebody comes to my show and like I said, I set my tickets as low as possible. They did. You can IT covers like make IT forty.

You just have to make IT so that the people have how to get the tickets.

That's the way to do IT. But ticket master.

it's hard to do get IT done because they have a vest interest in making the most money possible.

They also think they sold off like ten person of tickets ts to another company they own so they could sell IT for twice as much. Yes, and and A G or whatever, what the door phone one caught them.

Listen, man, code doesn't snored itself. okay? Horse, don't get paid with hugs. We got to go.

I can use .

the hugging a hugg in a hugin forever nice. When at first I was working on A T, V show, I had no friends, and just go to the comedy store and go to work in this lady that I work with at the sitcom that was doing, give me hug. And I was like, I needed IT I me, how was like.

thank you.

Did you dad hug? I felt so much Better? Yeah, yeah, yeah. My family is, love you, you to be a hover every life. My parents are very, very loving and hugging. And yeah, I think that people don't do that with their kids like them give hugs from for .

like that was part of a program. He would hug people. Yeah, I am back up. He was like, a cut .

in a hugger.

How old .

these .

people, really .

old lady, is going. How do you give to?

Like, that was a program to help .

people who need a contact .

that even get a hug. That's what are there there. Yeah.

that mom hugged that would like.

Now my family is, is telling their all huggers, H S. Bois hugin. My dad is hugging important.

That is important. People need to wear with touch. It's like such a strange thing. Yeah.

to. And that guy died in the accident. Josh, a mars friend they brought hugging back in the L A comedy thing. Yeah.

what you mean? They brought you back.

IT was like, they started hugging all the time.

I was who we? You and I hugged each other. We were their first pitch.

I think we are hugin .

afterwards.

Shut the fuck.

That was still firm. We hug. We hogged from the get go this video of show you. Mth, but they did IT too.

which is great, is great. Everybody hugs. Yeah, no.

Later, very pretty. Solo started. Brother.

brother. Yeah, brother. Hey, brother.

really. Soto had to like a logic behind IT. He's like, remember we were talking you and I were talking about IT and friday was like, know I call people brother because like is the best thing you say to somebody you just my friend in my brother i'm saying so have any oh really .

no but yeah .

he yeah he be like you're my brother and comedy .

whatever you just call people brother is like that makes you feel Better so he makes you feel brother and .

I like that's .

a great philosophy and I adopted IT I call everybody brother .

and I like and what brother .

found one black cool to .

one like cool is time.

I had a series of photographs .

that .

whatever we do to road together and sleeping on a plain, but in the vegans. And in one time he caught me and he was hoariest was out there. He had his giant my is facing his film, we sleep, you mother fucking I got you once.

I got you once in the twitter test IT was was right. We're taking off.

That's IT the two glass .

goy is .

smiling. Goy is .

smiling. Now the game, the with the windows open, that's how you sun beams in your eyes. I don't .

took a deep and I do what you will with this mouth open like that. You landed to a thousand cox.

just giant cox. The homes stick.

all kinds of deck. I do have a good plain nap.

Oh my god, it's some about the place I could fall asleep like immediately as soon as I takeoff. My, I know and I ve got nothing to do. I'm not in control. Go to sleep.

Yeah, my mouth has never been more open. Yeah, that sleeps sitting up right on a plane. Just.

yes. Has been the guy, nine, eleven.

finally up? Wake up, wake up to screaming terrorists like the guys .

sleep in in the car. Hey, he's .

mike when out, Jimmy.

take down there. yeah. Come over here. You go to, no.

that what is the thing?

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that was my fault. But the .

guy sleep ed in the car, and then the four guys go one, two wreck.

This is a drag if I can inflatable bet out into a river. Not wake up like you're a now they wake up.

it's so dangerous. That's so dangerous. What if someone doesn't swim and it's really far from the shore .

and .

you can figure .

I get back .

up on the rap .

because you slop .

dangerous man isn't pull themselves .

back on the .

raft their .

fuck away and the grip .

in the side in their panic take like five minutes to figure .

out how you got there and you like.

wait, no, I was somewhere I am wait.

ever live a do the air mattress life was like, have one yeah and live on IT a new turn oh.

food tons of my you hate your life when you have food tons yeah you want, you want to get out .

of bed A.

Poor bitch, get out there. Gets something done. I slept on a full time. I got so much done because I was like.

sometimes god.

it's out of fuck and shady .

bed and then turn the living room double up, doubled up. yeah. We ever forget a lady on their mattress. First one, when you walk in with them, they are like, man, one of those.

one of those nights she's a sad.

She's made poor choices.

just like, OK.

Let me help matters in the living room.

Yeah, do you know how they find bad bugs on bds bigger now? Because all people .

with .

this works use an .

iron. So they take an iron and they roll IT over the mattress.

and the heat makes .

the bed bugs rise to the how the fuck did you know that?

I thought why bees, bees are .

particularly good at .

distinguishing .

s .

the bombs.

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Yeah.

I had a bigger sit in front of me in australia once when I landed, looked and stayed to me.

You had a bigger sit in .

from you at when I landed, set down, just like starred to me and I I got to go the future patrol the back and I was like.

fuck peace now I drugs just did you get in trouble now because .

they said you .

have any fruit I was like, oh, yes, I do and I must be that go on I was like.

happy give a fuck about .

especially looking a guy like you. You know, some international drug dealer.

but if you have like a .

car tire filled with coke, you know, they take that and they like, take a car tire and you'll take IT off for the wheel and they'll stuff coking there and theyll a little bit of air and drive that bitch in. And then the fuck in belgium, malmo, I will get right.

right up. Yes.

good. Foiled by a dog.

Cod is like my dog bark cari, a new one.

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work .

the good.

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Thank you bit.

Is so good.

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your piece of.

come three pounds.

Yeah, the size of my ankle.

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And he's .

is .

over .

their .

parking america. He just did one. What do you mean?

But the troops .

show for the .

troops who .

has got back? I have .

some fun.

What else we do? IT? We're going .

to .

have some fun.

Let's try .

different on what's .

another good .

american song?

I know the drop, the drop the .

time job though. Yeah.

how about that? The bug Cherry little .

up on three, six mafia city on some scissors.

This one talk .

over.

Especially to bud e, he almost killed.

But like.

though he put in a chocolate let about you .

shot at pretty hard, he killed .

that company.

Fly a motor le over room.

What year .

was this .

you .

think .

IT rocks? No, the rolling .

stone thing. Rolling stone interview started saying the worst IT ever drop in and bombs. And he said, please print the worst article you .

can about me.

It'd be good for me. It's a complete disdain for complete this .

day see the video of like driving a rock the moon .

you got a guide like that that that much money but .

he's a he he face time be like, yeah, it's a fuck monkey .

and I have week .

later fuck and dear here.

what a fuck and next .

to and there was a deer in his yard that were IT was a baby, dear, he was just holding. And then he was in front of his orange tesla. He got a tesla truck, orange. He got the fuck in generally tesla truck and is there is like, this is fucking and crazy was just me, my dad and my car this is my dad was like, md was hello like .

dad is .

kid rock. He's got a dear in front of a confederate. I know the is the flag on IT is the flag in the back.

In the .

back is .

a cyberneti C2Cyber tru ck con federate hit man is no, it's the lag. The flag is on the back window. Actually IT might be open and might .

be on the trunk. Oh, someone you pull trunk let down shows the flag so he can, like, choose to you represent these guys.

stand and what standing IT.

How many people .

got mad that he's got like the generally coors on an electric car? By the way, that's a fucking american car. You really think about their fast to shit. All testers are fast, the cheap tesla, below most muscle cars, out of fuck and water.

These kinds .

are on the truck, on the back of the truck.

on the bed. You know, they can play that show, whatever network IT use that owns IT, they can play that .

show on anymore .

because they can do flag on the .

room yeah .

you the flashback. Because that's on the roof. Is that wild?

It's crazy. Is wild. Meanwhile, the show fuck in omaha root all day.

What can you still show hogan heroes that they had a fuck and show a comedy about a yeah no IT was an internal .

camp person yeah there bobo think there were idiots the not were .

kind of friends with the captives like they all interacted and you know, kind like a marty click fucking .

around .

about .

stuff night .

and he'd like, I saw talking about the hole I seen that tough what was a colleague? Hogan, heroes.

the time that show was a fuck. And sid, I was Normal. IT was only .

a few years after the war.

If you really think about IT was away .

with things like .

year was open zero, as always say, was the seventies, right? So like that would literally be like a joke y joke show .

about the invasion of .

iraq is just like.

great.

You first, I .

was .

sixty five .

of .

years, twenty.

and that dude went crazy. The dude who was the lead went crazy was that movie. But he did a lot of pornos. Yes, IT was comes no.

not ray .

comes no.

No probable.

yeah. I thought he and he in the .

vivo me name, so do when he was .

AAA o heroes. He like fine girls film videos and him and his partner would make born together. And they got addicted to making porn with, like, random ladies, and that his partner killed them.

Why I .

don't murder them was .

a .

part of that was the .

guy he did IT with. The guy did, yes. yeah. One go was .

got up with, up the Greens.

the way. Huge hog on the four, really. Yeah, they have to edit out his bulge, get such a hog, pull IT up.

So back then, in sixty five, he's like the first TV stars. This time .

was probably .

on a fuck .

and rampage.

哦, yeah, like killing row.

And serology.

I A comment about .

notice .

the producer spring time for .

heller rooks. That's right to bring time for hit.

really.

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a crime .

town like .

one .

thousand nine hundred and seventy two .

never .

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about the like ward, where the guys like, i'm going to be like a happy guy.

yes.

Cancer kids.

yeah, is they even have cancer .

actually, yes, now they're .

all fucked up.

Well, well, if you can have A I actors now, you want to .

have kids anymore.

that's come on. Should they make kid sexy robots just to appease the petros?

So on the streets.

good and really make sex kid robots that explode once your .

dicks .

inside every th one, even if they don't explore, you get deg cancer. Take that cared vocal. What is the same? It's possession of the library.

Congress five hundred times report that wis, I see the copy, the film library converse under the stipulation that will not be screamed before june twenty twenty four. that's. right? Let's does anybody see can you go see IT?

Let's find out if we if it's legal to go watch IT, can we go watch IT? Can we go to the library congress? What would we .

have to do to go to the library?

And you can just walk in .

any government that's that's .

true suit. Your boys can just go in and they might execute the lady and nal care .

library contact is.

And how many people .

been arrested for just being?

I mean.

I think a lot. I still a jail.

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years .

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Why is IT that he mazed too sad. Did you not see the fucking netty professor? He was reliant any person of pitch.

No srp plans.

Releasing the film after being embarrassed by, turned out, is still Better than on for the twenty five. You way to twenty twenty five. Yeah, oh, Harry sher said the movie. Harry sher said the movie so drastically wrong, where to say? Yeah, I told by magazine the movie was so dark, cally wrong calling, its pathos so wildly misplace that you could not in your fantasy of what I might be like, improve and what IT really is. Wow.

there was a show in england that got cut about A A guy come at home and not see and his family pull that up. Jo, he was a sick m like honey home.

but he was a native yeah and he .

was just a regular stuff that not what like life, his nagging wife and he was like just .

got back from the genocide .

called home improvement.

What's the with concentration?

That study in.

they don't have food. You need food to be on .

to concentrate and don't sound so bad. 提起 big.

I like my year. Where I saw .

a hair on the shower bought .

for all.

I wait.

there was a sick com. No, was like honey on home.

not the version six.

honey. We killed everybody.

We strong. Six million .

is what the fuck do?

They did that with, there was a movie that just came out zone of interest that was kind .

of like the honey, oh my god, a british sitcom. And jack atkinson, produced in one hundred and ninety, was cancelled up to one episode. IT centers on adolf IT learn ever Brown, who lived next door to a jew.

H couple, oh my god, I ninety. Oh my god. Show me a clip. This, this is so ridiculous.

Cants up to one epsom. But they put IT out.

They went all the way to think about how many fringe comedians say god awful things on twitter, just to get attention right now. Think if you gave this person a budget, sorry. You don't know, this is crazy. All onions. You make sina, what a joke.

You must be real mad at me, honey. I'm a very, very bad hitler.

Don't touch me.

I thought, was the U. K, those are very american accents.

yeah. Was the U. K. That pregnant?

Are they want american?

How weird, man. Well, they probably didn't know .

what a sitcom was. They just .

copied us exactly .

uniform of IT your home nineteen ninety.

Cheese course, nineteen ninety.

That so not that so that and .

was I got.

I would love to see someone in that meeting.

I like to made nineteen eighty nick moment. yeah.

And they did that. They made IT in .

one thousand and thirty eight. Like that's what I was supposed to be. So before he lived .

back to a british couple in the week ago.

this it's like you, you do a show about the Jackson five. Do a one is Young. Do before things go weird.

Joe Jackson was a mean man.

allegedly. Wow, that's a story.

Yeah, yeah.

But that most .

the grief.

ker boy is boy high.

His doctor said .

that he was chemically .

castrated to keep his voice, which makes sense. If you look at him, and he looks so different than all his brothers, he looks like a unique, like he has no muscle at all, nothing. So probably had no test astronauts. His voice never like reached male puberty voice.

But is dexter .

word H I .

don't know. Well.

who knows? Was tell the two because he was back in brook sheets. And but look at .

his kids. Kids are clearly not his kids really.

Yeah like IT they look like a he .

was like DNA was one Normal .

do is old Normally .

the worst .

detective ever a kids been .

those are not .

as kid what .

they are .

at but not biologically really yeah but like the Jackson was so that even though there's all those allegations, people still listen to music but he was so fucking good that beat IT tony had hsh of you to have a joke about IT is that when beat IT comes on, you don't give a fuck about those kids.

everybody, dad.

that you?

No, no, no. Yeah, everybody had you. But tony really going IT is a thing where you if someone's that town, you let him slide, he had want to.

People had the, he was like, he made silly. He was entrepreneur. He was on the stand. He was like, he made silly.

right? You got, you get title. By the best of all.

they got this. They defending our Kelly, and they used on was good.

Then there was also there was probably some ship going on with him where people were black. Millie, like IT might not if if he really did never working unit, like if he really was chemically castrate, like his doctor said, that doctor that went to jail, the one who went to jail for given a profonde, so he would kill them, yeah, he would get literally get a necessity because he couldn't sleep. He was so crazy that he just couldn't sleep.

And so the doctor would, like an nesi zing every night, eventually dies when that the doctor got out of jail, given an interview talking about what happened. And he said that he was chemically castrated when he was Young. That's why he looks so different.

He's so thin, like no muscle at all. And you look at his brothers and his brothers like like men, man, yeah, like all the other brothers. But he was the Young kid with this fucking and goldin voice and is a long history, people doing that.

Those castro s from the opper days when they cut kids not off and have them sing you a high pitch for you never heard castro. There's like one video or one recording that's available from like the early one thousand nine hundred hundreds of a stra. It's haunting up a guy with no nuts saying they took his nuts .

when he was a Young boy in dark, all right, dark.

dark shit. Well.

I give you, give you words this.

I see what you've got. 对, arn, it's a shock thing. I just .

drinking .

like a real man.

That's a great invention.

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through, go.

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That's so much Better. Ck, that's that's like having america, freedom, bang in your pocket.

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though it's .

so cold? It's a cold beer.

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yes, that's to help. Shut up. Shut up. Up to 别人。

Oh, me throw, it's so uncomfortable.

If I freeze my throat.

feel bad. You hurt my, we, my funny bone.

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is .

a good idea. Nice plug. The c do you this? Dia.

yeah, you definitely. You put your keys on IT.

Oh, you give this .

to a lady for self offence .

like this .

with that poking.

Yeah.

like the keys, the come back class I told you about, yeah.

yes, yeah.

Don't don't you stop?

Looks like our his nose.

Quite a awk hk.

And blow at .

that puppy. Ah K.

Is blow still a major thing among the comedians? Is IT here with millions .

sometimes if yes.

it's not like there is only fees.

but if it's gone around, people like the else .

go it's gone .

around such a .

dumb one school.

They they have a legal weed. They like .

that.

It's not ad na.

it's pretty the .

stuff that's a .

dette yeah .

is that suspect? I've had the legal stuff to good bye here and it's weed.

It's okay. Weed is also what do you trying to do?

You trying to get a glitter or just want to get a little creative if you just want to get a little creative, get a little silly .

is perfect IT works, little weed. You don't give you thirty .

two percent weed, seventeen .

percent week. What are you trying to?

But that isn't a weird like my point was like, what if someone comes out like a delta, a coke? You know, that's a great idea I give. You could do that.

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Some of that stuff .

pretty good. You just buy in a different, totally illegal.

like weird loophole .

that .

the in orbit say.

no.

no, no. But you can well, listen, that's the beginning.

And eventually it's going to get to the point where people realized that that this should be legal. Never adults telling you what the fuck you can a different portal and open up all the drugs and look at them now. Well, problems before.

heroes. And so he was .

in a kid that was in my Green room, and that exact line him, I was talking about a family members drug addiction, and I was talking about method. And he was like, he was fucked up. And he was like, I A lic about that, like what you mean he's like here to think about. And he was like, oh, my heroes in the method. G I was like, mean about about.

I know, I know that the one you have.

he probably still things that all the time, right? That's a cool thing about being a rockstar. They want to hear those old.

you hear like the machine. And yes.

yeah, they want to hear those old stories.

Banger, from talking thirty years.

And that was dice to what? Dice over all comics. So everybody knew the lines they wanted.

Peter, what's in the ball? bitch. IT was like a song.

We did a rock on the range or whatever some rock fist and guys was the the comic there I had open form and um he did that at the end. Uh, what's his face? Lincoln park or one of these bans brought him up and the whole arena knew IT. IT was incredible ah that was just the right age where they knew the whole thing and they all sang IT together.

IT was beautiful. I ve what .

videos .

get picture .

with you and nobody knows .

who is and he doesn't care. Yeah like like he doesn't have like an issue with people not known who is.

Like, it's been short with two dogs. what? The two dogs? Big shot. So I don't know. No, the two dogs big shot.

He didn't.

I never meet. Just let you know your opener how much time you can because you want a photo.

He was always down for the gulf.

Yeah, he's always down a goof in on people. I could see the that your .

fans and I get IT if you wanted the picture.

You know, I really like a lot.

Some people are shy about stopping and.

You did some of them get.

Shy.

good and thank bread.

Garret killing me.

Is brad guard still do stand up at his club?

I think .

you got that nice club in vex. I here club yeah. He said he was like .

the best clubs and vg got a club there. Wise guys. The club there is.

but has two, two .

clubs now, a .

little .

big clubs.

they .

really in .

a club.

Now, I started in .

the good .

pressure.

heard a great stand money.

but it's like, that is pretty. T you make time? no. K carver ready .

with the bud with a dump.

When a zenis opened in a nal, yes, he went, and no one know who he was. You know, he walked like half the room. People like, this is horrible, your weird, your antibiotics and the bartender there, IT was some lady, and he was her first night at a comedy of bartending.

And SHE went up to him after she's like, you're disgusting. That was apparent. That was an appropriate. That was crazy. SHE didn't know comedy. So then whatever cut to thirty years later, he comes back to sees kills that has the one of these magical sets. Iobates great night.

He gets off stage and he was like, he now had been seasoned with cause she's heard all these people over the years and she's like, that was great. They all, they go out. He ends up fuck in her back at his or her apartment and he's over the balcony.

Fuck or a fuck or she's like, you don't remember me. You don't remember me like not or remember whatever and they're fuck, the're fuck and now he's getting over the balcony. Fuck dogger son goes, you're disgusting.

That's true .

of .

the story .

I heard. No, I don't think that's right.

Probably no.

we should check. I don't think that would be upset.

Yeah you know.

if we know dogs stand hope.

i'm sure he be like whatever I have fucked.

Yes, but rock .

says .

cook.

kid, rock on our pod first.

Ask if the stories real.

Who rules more this .

and hope he's the best.

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not .

a wow.

a drink.

Okay, that's one number.

Let me try the i've been out there, he wakes up day. I really, I .

could might already .

one .

works. I got a might call .

back as to keep eye on that bug.

I heard .

another one. Where has a Douglas on the air .

taxi or coming .

when you get this period on with shame, mark Norman and our sphere.

I think sam talent lived there for a minute. He was with, oh.

with you. He was .

there for like a week.

No, yeah, he came down me. And sam had one of the hardest i've ever laugh in my life. It's not even funny. We are just on mushrooms, please, but stand hope so it's just us and stand hope has the fun house his bar so we're just drinking every night and then me and sam took mushrooms in the whole time. Every time you talk to stand hope he's such like an old road dog.

There will be like, do you know belly comings? He just always says a name you ve never heard of anyway, we're we're up on the roof me and we're up on the roof of the fun house on muasher rooms dying laughing about, uh uh a scenario where his dog Henry eats his cat meat wig and when the cat gets eaten, staying home. Just imagine what stand hope would do if his dog is .

can be like meat way no.

It's a no muons, so we think is the funniest thing of all time of him. Just go wag now. But also stand home can be mean drunk really oh yeah like we've sitting there are drinking them out now be like a fat.

你们 已经 比 丞 鞋, 我 have .

a nice night smoke.

but we're on mushrooms.

will go on the stairs and he's also, I mean, we're dying at the concept of two fuck and augers mein sam on your roof huge man tackling about .

you let us in your home yeah let's leave much .

of the so many layers yes, I like the about .

actually I .

get IT but me .

now but then .

we go downstairs he's drunk, were high on mushrooms and the first thing he does, he turns, takes a time with the good and he's like, do you guys remember bally dusty random bugging bulch let me start calling .

love his face .

inside just like you too fucked and .

loser and just .

make us that .

yes I hope can .

turn nasty what he's going which is so funny because .

he's in a .

booking clown suit yeah but.

Fitch mons said.

the f.

Fitch's has been in out brampton, a film deflates deflates. But I now stand hope film. Something I don't know .

what do was a killer.

I was in there. I was out of town .

when he was doing. IT, unfortunately, was like.

unless I filmed .

with one camera member in the crowd where or wasn't home, I might have been A U F, C week out or something like that. The film I heard that was great though. Dam, I think you might have film during the day.

No refund. I, of course, day, I think that's IT. I think he did want those Dylan .

king things I filmed like noon, does a poster in your club day.

drunk friend I .

saw wants A K, K, two. I did the .

last one with them the .

first time I ve featured.

What does IT like doing to show IT?

A long time ago, the first time I ever featured was opening for bert on a daily drinking show. It's a because. So hellion filly, two thousand .

sixteen.

Yeah.

amazing.

And then I emailed him when I was like, we should work together .

the first time. The first time you feature was twenty, sixteen and eight years later, the biggest government in the world.

I knew I don't like I had something.

Guess that on my show you I was like, who's this guy thirty .

minutes later? Like, who are you though?

Yeah, I was doing, I did a decade of truck .

stops in the middle .

of seas.

That thing with everything I got to do, that you got ta have about a full or rate of experiences in order to Richard potential. Yes, I think that's the thing with everything.

The only one you couldn't.

cocker, I think that's with everything like every fighting movie. Every fighting movie you see some time, some fuck and C, D bar that has like a box ring and he stepped through the robes and I know is fighting for the title. That's like everything .

you to fight that .

whole yeah you .

to go you got .

ta know all the fuck and aspect.

You can't be some guy who's gone from like a youtube star to being now you're doing clubs and you're selling .

out everywhere. You you never done a fucking and bat, john. We talk boy .

and and they specially, we literally started out together with so many times him and I would just been fucked and laugh and historical at hell gigs, yeah, we had to do together.

I can show for rogan at chick pee.

I don't.

Are bg up up in chinese where some guy comes on stage on and I to self e, and before they were self and I like what he takes a camera, puts his shoulder over me, takes IT. And I like looking for a dorg doesn't exist. I don't like you got ta roll with that.

Yeah dle nowhere .

but you like. I like dempsey without bar right back .

in a pretty suda .

me boy though I was .

just raving .

up some dudes .

podcast really just talking .

about you because we're doing protect our parks right now. And Norman just told some story about you being very rude some lady. And he's not exactly sure if is a true story about someone saying that you were disgusting that many years later you went back and well.

Tell me what that is actually in in a book. A SHE was a waitress during a chicago comedy festival. Late night is, and he had blogged my set. And then after words, all the staff is closing out.

All the comics are going to hate what bar do we go to and go around the corner so i'm sitting next to her and IT stands up me and her, the last people there. And I said, you go into this bar and he goes, I just want you to know. I see your set tonight, and I think you're absolutely so.

so. I get booked back there and she's working there many years later. So within the year, oh, oh my god, yeah, that goes from a festival to an actual headlined week. Uh and and I saw I, I, I said you are are I listen? Yeah, I said that you said that what we going to work to hold we together so how though we have a truth and SHE said, yeah, fine by me and then cut you after you the the bark clothes at the bar, after the bar back to my hotel and future yes, this out for you say, well, you say in the s yes.

Oh my god, I that .

had windows that opened.

那 身材 就这样 had .

out the dow。 I came in her as and I said, I really in ear and I said, I just want you to know for the record. I find you .

absolutely.

你 最好的爱。 The best part is when I I wrote that story in my first book, and then we did the book, the audible podcast style. So we come out in the book, and I had her on as a live guest to, I saw I read that part to her, and then we cut to her her side of the story, and he goes, first of all, you didn't come in my eyes. You came on my back.

goes to win.

Lub.

all my would say.

what are you protecting .

the parks? Oh no, what we do of all the time, we didn't have named for IT, but I was trying to protect a park. So we started call on to protect our part.

But he didn't work. He didn't protect the part. They cut all the trees down.

Could you ask him if he works? So off? Is meat week still alive? The week is still alive, but he is not an outdoor cat anymore.

He lives over at quiet house. He's convolution sing in his old years. Shame was told some story about him and sam. They were blasted on mushrooms, and they had this idea that your dog ate your cat and help you were trying to, like, tell the dog, I thought IT was .

a very doubles.

I love you. I love you. Go back to IT. O K, bye.

I tell you soon come to come to, I am when you come in and as buy the ticket. O, K, I come, come, come and I are come. I want to come the week as is coming up.

What do you shows together? What's that fun? I yeah by sweet boy.

I love you to try to get something, something like, yeah, okay.

yeah does the best .

is a list of reasons why you like not much yeah.

dogs does the best .

that yeah, thirty years is one year .

is a bit gap A D A lady who's in her fifties get fuck in the so I don't do that national .

chicago meaningless .

detail. Just how was written.

dana, on the test?

Me because of sorry .

yeah .

because they reached out are okay.

Let's go. It's a it's funny to reach up like, is this person funny and don't know, no idea. Other times you hate them and just like, I really know other .

times you'd like that, I fucking .

rules.

He's about.

let's go.

Just fly together fully load.

No, ago he said .

what I do with my life.

and it's fun, but you do activities .

you got to do.

A shame. Wake, welcome to the society. You're wake. What do you want to do to get the fucking camera out of my face? Move would .

ever .

of activities they .

try to get do .

we're doing unus .

cycles today .

is everything commented and .

he's just trying to .

be created. No burtis make enough for the fact that he wasted so much time on that stupid travel chanel show.

No ticket sold from that.

No zero. I called bert up. Once I was in the main room of the common store, I called bert up and I was waiting to go on stage.

I like this bird up to, and I call guys on a motorcycle just over the best time I got bird. Listen to me. You got to get off that show. I got that show is a little prison. Is a prison .

you got remember .

what a valve prisoners, it's A A nice thing. It's like what writers get. They get a lot of prison.

So you you're writing on a show and then when the show has a fucking and actors writers guild strike your fucked for like six month, you have no money to venit and then you tried you to stand up again like you've got ta be the master of your own domain. You can do this. So you're great guy, your hilarious great on podcast. You do your own podcast and you should make money off of that and do and .

stand up if you don't know. But crisis is one of those two fact.

I driving a unicycle. He's the pregnant IOS on your iphone.

The tour is so fun, is so fun. And the activity is is fun because I think .

is the over promote.

This is weren't .

recorded.

They would be halifax, the deep .

sea fishing last week. Have fun. yeah. So we all came in. We all worked out deep sea fishes. You guys self, Caroline.

we a the.

That's nice on this is noon. That's a good time. Dishing the party.

fish party and rules.

but is no cameras there. I was like at making up the key .

is too hard.

I'm sorry, i'm sorry, too hard.

The key is moderation. The key don't be fuck in promoting every minute of every day. It's not that fun. Yes, IT is not fun for the and also the people that are like paying attention to social media, like stop alone, but stop in. So god am .

needing sure. But I got to tell you, do these are great gig. He's got the best crowds, killer crowds.

Get drunk and get back on the bus to drive to the new gig. And it's me, David. Tell solar, big jet and it's just a great crew. Spoke a good. It's it's a beautiful thing.

Bus, bus life is very fun.

What you think about a mothership .

comedy festival youk.

If there was a number above one hundred percent, I would give you.

I think about doing that where but here, what anywhere?

I'm not going anywhere. Even even if you don't buy these these theaters.

you can get them above, yeah.

There's a .

thousand yes the town that is to .

get everybody .

here yeah for yes what experimental .

do oh .

you you l tony thing. So i've been .

thinking about a lot of different ways to expand like we're doing so well. It's like it's almost have too many of people that want to come versus tickets that are available.

Yes, I I think a level headroom be.

yes, I want to not just an a level headline in the room. I want a theater.

Yeah, I think yeah.

I think theatres, the move. And I think once we get the other, then we do like a second westwood type comedy store and we do mothership west.

I got on the .

plane check like .

three minutes before my flight. I get there to get on the plane. Normal. There you have you.

We're great. We're talking about IT.

We used to come to awesome only for opening for you .

or moonlight .

or motor self. And that was a fucked in party, and that was a party every time. So why not come a day early? Why not say a day like it's a part you're not hear by yourself with the old captain, we're like warm a loan.

It's time to get out .

type .

fish just moved. I feel like this more room. I really do. I feel like this more room. And I want, I want to keep this process of .

developing new comics club is overloaded.

But what the ideas we're clubs, I think we're going to keep going. I think we've all have been open a year. Man, wo, it's crazy.

We've been opened one year. And so the next stage, I think stage two is a theater stay, three is a second club. Like a little bit further out.

we get a little further, a little, a little.

And everybody is gna benefit, a capital benefit. Everybody will benefit. The whole is like, make this the best playground possible for comedy.

Go, yeah, best playground possible. You guys keep time. I was the best scene. I think we've already kind of accomplish something that I never would have imagined we've been able pull off.

And I think IT happened because, like the fucking and universe made IT possible, all the things had to take place. I had have the spotify money as falling apart. The common source closed down.

All those employees were available. Everybody wanted to move. We started doing shows with dave outdoors.

Then we start doing live shows indoors at the, at a volcan. All the things like Brown, White was already here. So the godfather was already here. Rony was here before the pandemic we .

are talking about to the outdoors shows. You had to go down the zero. And then up to an outdoor ore show, you couldn't go down to an outdoor ore show. You had to go like, there is no common.

no then cept outa. And when David I was doing those shows, that was like everybody had to be tested. So we tested everyone yet to get there an hour and half for the show. Everybody got to test. We sent a bunch people home that cove IT.

It's going to refund. No.

no, ren.

i'm that .

was that stops yeah but once we .

started doing shows, devlin was like, oh my god, we're never going back because IT was indoors. And the roar, the feeling of all this and the volkan is like all hard surfaces. So everything's like echoing and when you would crush on stage, round White came stage, and you grab my shoulders, grab both to my shoulders hard.

And he was, whatever the fuck we have to do, we're going to keep doing this. You got to open up that club. He was like, a moment in a movie and I was like, we're opening up a club hundred .

percent that was so cool.

We had ready started talking. We had ready started talking about open because once I got here was like damp, like the volkers beautiful fuck and awesome mpl yees. But it's just not set Operate.

I don't own IT. I can't just like let me go crazy. I can't set up a system of like open makers and like showcases and you have a club.

shut up, you shock.

Don't do IT are you go p out there .

you can t this, is that a control?

I have. You passed IT, no, you and I, the last year.

yeah, you're three.

because I had two of us.

I had three. You can hold three.

I, well, this is my bodies trained from doing somebody podcasts. Are you over pissing? I, why do you do this?

This .

is cool.

And .

how much, please, you get on the rope?

He looked his balls out on the latest show.

Did you really?

Did you get a new bit?

I'm not allowed.

legally.

you to get new material. L, A, P.

D.

what they say.

don't you can never do that.

D.

after the forum show.

really Angela penis .

department.

how have they phrase IT?

They phrase IT, they call me. We talked to a lawyer.

the and I like like a club .

and stuff like, listen, if you ever do that again.

you're going to .

jail or no, let me break .

your.

Thank you.

Breaking the law, break in the law, you go just piece was like the thing all the troubled kids and my neighbor listen .

to yeah .

around my there is a fortune way. be.

And he was a gay who tricked everybody in address. And like a gay biker, he literally made that whole scene where everybody dressed like .

a gay biker.

Well, here we go. royalties?

Why are we pisses in a buddy bottle? I had a kid that was, like, real troubled in my high school, and this was the song that he put like, gun is like, fuck in high school year book.

He tricks everybody in addressing like a gay biker. Stop looking .

at .

IT isn't that way year. So go. I know.

hip. And then give. there. Is a we we think 他们。 This is the rebel song of my ice .

cream is big to put well.

He is .

he was gay like rather bicycle does.

What the fuck is that?

Are you done? Before you get rid of those peace bottles.

very. I'll stop me a mad about IT.

I'm sorry. Yeah wrap, I really fell in love with rap when I was on the road, when I started doing stand up because I like i'd be like driving the gigs. Listen like cool g wrap and like the old days, like nineties hip hop. That's what I really get in the rap .

hip hop did.

It's not rock. It's not. I'm seeing that funny that .

so the kids listen to do to Price our lives we had like maria manton yeah worshiper yeah.

A role .

popped on of the fully was fun. He's an animal you can do.

is so fun, is such a good always. The store or the the mothership, really basic store, a new version on the store.

There's a reason the front windshield is bigger than the back when shield look forward, not backwards.

Deal bonds version of him. It's alaric deal doesn't impression of jelly roll. I'd ever see him jelly rose. Inspirational speeches.

I N D it's like everyone needs to get Better.

Like the of all, I think he was doing the Green room in the day we were on the floor.

we were crying. The of all has got comments on youtube. So quick .

he's going to be hand to lie and he's gonna for houses. Here we go. Now are somebody stuck on a brief, somebody out there. We got living. What say you can leave your.

Every time .

jEllies this man.

he just, he's so full of feelings.

but he gets up there and he just like. That's a beautiful.

more than just feelings. Yeah.

it's a lot going is a lot of things happen there.

Great guy. He's been a prison. yes. yeah. The real deal.

I think that's why is so nice. Yes, I think so nice, so full love. I think it's because the experience so many fuck and shit my once in his life and now he's realized you're done right?

You have please. Yeah, he's a good dude. He looks like a wealthy may have like post alone filter.

I hope you lose .

post bona .

big host baloney being that biggest dangerous but you know, whenever we lose people that are so awesome, like patches, a rougher, the fuck man that's controlled.

able.

but those super fat guys, it's like the end. This is .

always common. It's going to away. Jolie was big one point time.

Oh, yes, but you know, what's crazy like that coincide with jolie becoming amazing? Joe was like billing a football player. When I first met joe, he was like billing a fug.

Fat became as so.

But no, he became fat and then he became inseminated. Funny IT all happened at the same color like joe when I first met him was like fresh out of prison and um I was on news radio and he was at the store and I met him him and I bring him to the seventies radio only be like for he would go into like there was the Green room that was only for the executives and joe would go in there and eat all the shrimp. Who is this guy? Because he's not.

He was a fucking house man. He was a big dude, like big, but big, like strong. And you know, I he fucked in. He was this guy that, like, I knew guys like him from new york from a person again, no, what are you doing?

Getting everything safe on the floor?

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okay. Ah, yeah.

yeah. But he was like, like when I was in. Now, as I cot, I was so used to east coast people. The west coast, like actor people, was IT was like they were .

poison and ivy.

I was so confused coming from the comment of new york, coming from danger fields and worker with auto and George and rich boss animals, and then also in L. A, with these fucking and weirdos.

We was about a comics was like, none of the new sports at all.

What's like aliens? They .

have some .

sports. You, they were like.

litter. Don't even know the rule.

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the one thing. But back then they didn't even exist. Back when I first came. L, A, there was no. Uf, c.

these were the pool.

I was in a combat sports. I was in a kick box, and I knew I could tell you moitie guys, but I didn't know anything of our sports. And people always give me about, like, who won the super ball? My, what do one is that?

No, it's over that.

Yeah like, no.

I was been weird in boston and grow up.

Not no one. The .

bruins.

the x now didn't care.

Even chicks care. I.

yeah.

but I was now .

my drink.

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just like a funny that beef is the only thing is bringing all the attention to db. Lesbians.

lesbians, rose beef.

Yeah, let be lesbos. Yeah.

let IT be lesbos.

Let be who they are. They are five, the lesbians.

it's getting, but pushed around.

but time, get some food and do some fogging jokes. Bit five, sixteen.

Tell you got ta tilt IT down.

Tell the world I I tilted how many, how many piece cans you ve .

got over there. I'm fine. You know, we haven't .

played in a long time. Boss, what? Freeboard.

if we're going .

to go .

america.

you're going .

to light full america, full kid rock. How much peace did you leave on the third with what are you doing? You're rapping. Put that the garbage .

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There was one concert.

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what regular version to watch IT life, but keep, keep going with the Jimmy. Keep with that live version .

because I want to see people dance.

Man is .

no big tube.

no.

I still make this is the greatest itar O.

They're going nuts. They're got nothing else.

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the .

way they told him not yeah told him not to. They like, fuck .

you go. A good performer.

Look at that skinning tweak. Just ripped. I know why.

Get down. This is good.

I do.

I do like the founding fathers looking down like .

we did IT crew and they're .

from florida. That's right, jack. Will floria .

do fla. is.

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fake class in their life.

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good.

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focus .

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pants with .

the drawing the. Facebook is .

ripped IT.

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crash.

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changed like.

Good standing. The crowd I got.

I got one. But entering .

in .

moscow now.

like five hundred thousand people.

it's the fall of the soviet union. We sent rock and roll over.

there. Like did .

you see the one mosto? The wow White piano.

If there was a time now that I go back in time and see a concert.

this will bear, this might be the best kind. There's a part of this video where a soldier takes us. He's like, unbutton his uniform and .

he should like anyone. This is the year after hio hunting on home.

This is a little play, right? This is art.

yes. This is IT. wow. And said in live moscow.

ninety .

prety. Look at how many people there are.

ladies.

where how many people are out there. Way for the i'm .

a drink to this amErica .

is number one still hot me before.

before, after the before.

now the next shut .

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up about.

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got the squad. go. Oh my god, this crowd. Look at the crowd. Look the crowd that's fully loaded at twenty, twenty .

outdoor.

Oh my god, I need to run through a .

books and wall shake.

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Three one been.

This is why youtube grain.

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obviously Billy joe and russia when they are trying to tell, like in .

russia.

in russia.

yeah, you want to do that now in a lot people lesson about fuck around in russia.

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her time .

like a man.

like man. Yeah, one mbi queen.

That's the .

biggest one.

Know it's actual rose man. Acs, in the athens.

I saw guns and roses in. I was there in a restaurant clink, and I ran into x or rose. He was at a restaurant, yeah, just randomly.

I was eating rosy yeah and a friend of mine, my friend brian, brian marr, rescue. He saw he was like, EXO roses here I tried to say, hyder me this should and i'm like, day. I wonder everyone knows who I am like, I go say, hi, yes.

And I had to walk by his table. Yeah and I was a little drug and I walk by his table. I was like, hey, man, what's up and you like how to look on his face? Like, and you like, oh, hey, what's up? Was I fuck you? That was my name talk.

He's like, tell me this, so I did. he. knew. yeah.

And so the next night we saw X O rose and and put splash and guns. Rose were back stage. So last year .

you come at the restaurant I .

saw in the restaurant, come the restaurant. Just in fully random. bit. I took my whole family, see .

guns and everyone.

I love my guess, a fan of group.

so funny. All the hard court rock becomes kids music.

Twenty years in high school.

everybody was into the doors like I was in high school in the eighties and the doors in the sixties, yeah, that's how works. Like you find the cool shit. Where is the cool shit back then? You know, everybody is in the saplin, the doors, A C, D, C, sixties music and cars. Like nobody gave a fuck about. Like, and high school didn't be you a fuck about one thousand nine hundred and eighty four car.

They want to sixteen cars that see a kid. Z, I remember .

the first time I .

heard there was kid. They lived in my nights or that used to steal car radios. And I was buying a car radio from home. IT was back when they had those blank punk stereo that would like pull out like a so I bought and I stalled my self. And so .

four years.

so I was over the two house. I was over the two house, my friend Jimmy, and he's like, he got ta listen this band. Listen to this shit.

This is the new shit was divannaia. And we were like, in its house, we like, wow. sound.

IT was a different sound. IT was like a different, like ground. And IT killed hair bands, killed them like poison, like the pot.

the .

POS POS. yeah. Not really important .

you do is .

twenty.

Two yeah .

the countries of .

all time. All IT up. I remember .

the first time I heard that I .

was like.

holy show, so different.

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this will .

be after this.

there was a different sound.

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there's like times in history where .

like new sounds emerge and IT usually because of drugs h or something .

went back to the future。

When I when I work with phil hartman and phil l. Hartman was a cleaning polls. He used to work at whisky of gogogo .

when he was like eighteen years old.

Film was in charge of making sure the, the, the, the speakers didn't fall off the stage so hendricks whisky had a little stage and hendry ick was on stage and fills s job when he he was eighteen years old was to stand there and keep his hands up in case like someone went crazy kick the speaker didn't fAllen in the crown so fills job was to stand on the side, the edges stage like right there and he said, and fucked in hindi is right above me so this is like nineteen.

Six, eight and member, he was smoking pot. He is back when I need me smoke weed, smoking pot in the Green room, in his dressing room, rather at news radio. Yeah, yeah, yes, he smoked.

Oh yeah. He loved smoke. He was smoke. Wing club .

yeah feel .

harman took took me strip and smoke. He would treat the ladies as if they were displaying amazing works of art like incredible. Amazing, this is amazing. I was .

so happy I do.

IT went bug. If you knew him, I wouldn't bug you, but he told me the story about him. His eighteen years old is working at the whisky. Hendricks was on stage in front of them. It's like those watching crazy from like four feet away yeah and it's just stand on around .

and this is like hendricks .

when he emerged, I got a sudden there's like this you using you like navona was a new sound we like from bud holly, love, love me do that shit to blue child.

From bizarre, it's a big even like a drugs move but people that like .

we're like rockstars .

would go to see him eric clapton, what to see him? Like what am I doing? What the fuck am I doing?

Like look at this guy is like a yeah everyone doing cosby and then this .

fat preach shows yeah a Young comedian special IT was like, bob, whatever guy with like, big shoulder balon music and then sag IT was on there and and then kini was like, here about to change everything. Now with these six minutes.

I just be real. And then I sold out the garden.

Yeah, yeah. Those guys, those two got .

in to hate each other .

was cry, happens. But back IT was so scared that was all dog, dog. That could only be one, was all like, you have to get on the tonight internet. yeah. And also there was no like arena comics.

they didn't. Steve marton get in there .

and get out in the space house for instability champ's game, football game. And we were looking his got like a museum of his stuff, and he was him and rock doing evening the improve. And that was like, so you did improve back then. He was like, no one defeat is that that was even idea you would do six days. Another problem, that two, yeah, if you was successful, IT wasn't even to thought you could do IT.

I think in was the first gather did like arenas really yeah. Well, maybe dice, no dice.

dice for but nobody for a .

while and then dying, came along and then then start doing arenas. When was blue .

color that .

changed IT up to was .

a little bit.

After that I emerged emerge from that I S on stage the mothership and Austin taxes. They know he's from taxes.

People go. But it's also like he's not resting on that.

He's part of the reason why i'm here, man because when wrong told me about he moved hearing like two thousand and seventeen and and i'd call a number with the fuck you doing well, my fuck and love IT here. I don't have to travel. I can fuck and fat when I fly like the middle of country.

It's great people and ask foods amazing and I was like, shit. And I start. I live in texas.

Got to rethink. Like, I have to be N.

L. A. Yes, back. Like the podcast was the only thing that I ever did that was really like, taken off as I can move to here. crazy.

IT was like, weird.

I was like, this is the thing that i'm doing that all something is popular. Yeah and I never thought I was gonna be IT is like all that happened IT wasn't a plan. All like our in the banning.

we opened up a laptop with a fucking web cam and like, get in here, get closer because be on camera.

That was. And the whole thing was just for fun. Yes, but I was almost like.

I feel like a magnet.

The red is like a thousand people.

two thousand people. And then I was streaming ing. And then I remember I was on stage at the chicago theatre.

This was like, years later, and I did still didn't understand how many people watch that. Never looked at the numbers. Yeah, I like, I don't want to look at the numbers like I.

I just want to do IT do my best. That's IT. I'm on stage at the cargo with and sold out like thirty seven hundred people, you know.

So down the trigger, how do you guys listen? The podcast just went. And I never forget that .

day I was like, two thousand.

eight thousand. I was, oh, shit. Like, this is crazy. And then I started really like, what am I doing?

Yeah, was .

weird.

This is the whole time when we have first started ico phones, and we microphones to be first one microphone that would sit on microphones that, and then we eventually moved them into one my spare bedrooms. And then eventually I said, okay, too many weird like people are coming to .

my house like this can be happened I member .

that like two stars around my many we to do like some kind of.

yeah you like what you're buying a separate place to .

do this I know I was like, I remember people tell me why spending money on, why do you care of what i'm spending money on? Yes, the what kind of question is this? Yeah and there was no future in IT like your way. Dar IT .

wasn't even like IT. It's like there was no money in IT. No money.

the advertising, nobody to driving fun. IT was fun, but IT was also like a magnet. I really believe that.

I think that sometimes fate pulls you into a certain direction. I think that's horsham, but I think there might be a little bit of something to that. Now like maybe you can say that after you've done IT and this becomes successful, I was fake. 哦, no, man. Well.

i've lisa, i've gone back because there are they're still and they're all this shit. And like you get like a bill burr and you guys are connected on level weird because it's not about a million people listening IT just felt a conversation .

and was still fun. But that's the thing. It's like if you can just keep that .

and never pay attention to how many people listen, true, stand, hope and two people. And again.

after when .

you talk, you don't .

even know what you're saying. What you're saying figure this out like, make this sound of real. Yeah, we had no experience in an R I was always.

tell me how to edit IT.

Yes.

you should make a lesson hour.

Nobody was a watch. I .

was .

incorrect. Three minutes less.

He was that was the thing back then. Yes, people didn't think that anybody had an attention span. Okay, don't listen. I just know i'm just so something like.

well.

they can just stop in our yeah but I was always just so stoppers. I was like, every time anybody told me to do something different than my instincts and wrong, i'm just not listen anybody .

ever who do before tween shows and then like, and then like, hey, I got to go on. Joe and rogan keep going on and then I get off. Joe was on now me go to and then cops upstairs, a good and then rog going to go on to me and joy would do for a while.

And just on a plane.

a plane.

a joda.

Ah we swap .

test and we did with the iphone .

and just recorded with the audio only and then got down. The people around us was like lower your voices.

what? You doing on the gust regretted .

is not asking, ever see something in the bathroom?

Well, yeah, yeah, everybody join the we like .

we said .

he was a, what does that mean? Regular.

very.

So what are you doing later was like, so I, was .

that why you do that?

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