#2176 - Chad Daniels
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The joe rogan experience.

Hello, jd. Hi what's up? Yeah we were about how google uh, is totally listening to me confirm one hundred percent because google news feed is always like stuff that you're interested in pretty much no but I was haven't conversation in my wife about purses and he was explaining the certain purses like you can just buy the purse. You have to develop a relationship with the store owner IT.

But I don't get that you think if you're trying to sell stuff, you would want to sell IT right when they came in exactly.

I don't get IT, but like there's a thing that certain like posh people really love and it's exclusivity. They love IT. And the only one they can get this watch, the only they can get this fucker person, whatever is.

So anyway, all the second google start showing me per things, they start showing me all this stuff about perses. I didn't. I didn't look anything up about person.

I just had a conversation with the phone. Set the table. That's crazy.

Yeah, happens all the time. Which way up in your fear, like all my forums are too small. Next thing in the flexi deals and the gilla great deal thinking that stands around.

There's no doubt that happens. There's one hundred percent no doubt that happens because that that is the only explanation for that showing up because generally it's always the same stuff seem kind things that i'm interested in, something that like on UFO MMA some new car, something it's like make sense and shows of my why are they showing me in three different articles about purses?

Fuck is going on? You can creep yeah um is that legal as I work? Do you have to sign off on that on the APP? Like if you using the google news APP, are you signing off on that? There are multiple ways that you may have opted into something that's allowing that to happen.

You please, I haven't read any of those things. Roll the bottom.

Hit the thing. If you read your us, I go if you're sitting there, really going to take you forever yeah like how big is the apple?

It's three, three full growth.

Able was pretty good about stuff. I think they're probably the best about that because they're the first company that actually stepped in and said we're going to a stop companies from being able to share your information. They that the first that did what was what exactly did they do jme? They made some sort of A A big deal IT was an advertising move and a lot of people got pissed off with them for IT.

IT might have been the ability to opt out. I think they want to give a you the option opt out on the settings of the IOS for the first time. I'll it's something like that. I think you're right, it's something like that. But a bunch of people like this because it's going to affect our advertising money so that .

I spend my mornings going through .

my emails .

on subscribing, oh yeah, yeah.

just too much. This companies like this, one of our aheads is which one is that? That they'll go out and find the subscriptions. Which one is that jm find IT. Or like they they go finit.

And you know what you're subtribe .

to and you like a national geographic s still know whatever is whatever .

I am leaking money.

i'm sure apparently everybody is. If you get so accustomed to subscribing, I know you that be busy, get the serial every month.

Yes, no, no. Should I five years into a lot of week long, subscribe free .

subscription? yeah. Well, that was how they used to get you.

How old do you? Forty nine.

okay, you might be old enough to remember on fifty six. Do you remember columbia record house deals? Yes, nobody paid for that. How did they make any money?

I still have collection.

Come on, everybody does. I feel like that was a way that they made artist seen more popular than they were. I think that was part of their deals. They could say they sold, you know, millions and millions of records. I also think that was probably a way they could rip artists off because they could say, we d lost all this money in columbia like they could like factory in, you know and say, I know IT seems like you saw a million copies, but actually four hundred thousand of an our columbia and nobody.

he's paid for them the MC hammer clause is that everyone, I don't know, but he's that guy did.

Did I happen to him?

I know that his record deal screw dom overhead of is for for bankrupcy all that stuff.

Yeah, that's right. He went full msa hammer too. He went crazy like he he was like getting some house built. Our member was like the most traditional house he had, like this super expensive marble that was being brought in, and, you know, and then they just, I guess they pulled the rugged up from another room. Those dirty bastards, I don't know this, the whole story behind them, empty ham, think, but they they for sure don't want to to pay you all that money.

No way. If you look at, if you look at royalties for comics, it's point zero zero like fifteen zeros and then one cent.

Oh yeah, you get nothing for audio. For comedy audio. You get nothing. You get nothing. It's always been like that though, you know. So actually comedy albums after like nineteen and eighty books bought comedy albums.

I mean, I don't know, but it's like plus the lawsuit you know about the lawsuit were like there to take a bunch of people off of pandora and spotify, everything because of the the law with that they went they were trying to get writer .

and performance credits who .

was trying to get IT just a company he was I can't .

remember it's called jim. You can find IT. okay. So what else you find experience with the company that, okay, experience so they will find your subscriptions in their income. So what is the company is? So you had all .

these royalties come. And then all the sudden this this country there was like a bunch of a state like the Robin Williams, this state, I think, maybe George caron, what they were like. We we should be getting more, more money for this because it's fifty, fifty split. But song writers are getting a writer credit and a performance credit, right? And so they want a comics to do that. But that doesn't really make sense because comedians are like i'm not using your bits like and so wouldn't get a writing credit my performance right so strange and so then ten door was like, fuck this we're pulling everything down and pulled a bunch of your guys off including including myself but .

still the total understand so who wanted the credit? Like when you say writer and then performer, credit was that to the comics. So the comics we get paid twice yeah okay. So instead of like an artist, they didn't write their song, the contact that we deserve to get paid twice because we create the entire content exactly. But pda was like, no.

we can do that right? Because the writers, I mean, like when you're singing a song and someone else write that makes but no one's doing anybody's bits right? Like I can't sit up here and do a headboard .

bit and if you are, you probably bought them from them.

So there was some sort of a Green.

Yeah, yeah. I bought a haco line once from a body back in boston is like a dumb line. Brian freer, the comedian, the joke was, this is like to someone in the audience, this hack you like this is my impression of god when he made you.

Okay, just a dash of cun. Oh no. The cap fell off too much. can't. What should .

you faith for IT?

I don't remember. I think IT was five hundred dollars, I don't remember, but was such a great line I was that's a hilarious as I i'll never use IT I go said to me I could use IT. But you know I was like a year in the comedy. I was like what you know when you're a year in the comedy, anything that works it's like you have tools you have just like a tool box anything that works, they're so precious, scared the right news ah you're .

like start to freak out and you're like ah this come and go gas this station bit always works. You fall back on that.

right? And that even that sucks. You know it's kind of like the problem is like when you're starting out, you say things in a very specific way and that might not be the best way to say that bit, but that's the way you're kind of stuck saying, yes, that is a problem with bits like sometimes you create. Even today, I got create and i'm working on a new one and h my god, no about this. I feel like there's another way to say this and i'm just banking on the way that i've been saying IT over and over and over again and maybe I actually just abandoned IT and let IT sit there for a bit and come .

back to IT some to so I didn't work summers for a long time. I have two kids, and when I was in there in high school, i'd always be home during the summer. And I found that at september, I would always be able to fix bit, a little bit Better, because I let them sit.

I've almost forgot about them. You know how IT starts, and then your brain is like, I have to get to this point, but I remember how I got there, right? And so then you start to put IT together so differently.

And they are probably work in the back, your heads subconsciously too. Because even though you're not do in comedy for three months, you're still probably thinking.

in three months I want to do comment yeah.

I think so. Yeah, yeah. So it's probably working in the .

background .

most likely we have for sure that mean that's what they say. Sleeping on is all about like the piano peace.

If you can't figure that out, you play IT before you go to bed a bunch of times and then all the sudden the next morning you wake up in your .

life there's ve been a few times so I woke up with the middle to p and I realized how to fix a joke yeah, just like all I like oh, that's IT. That's IT. IT just needed one more little ingredient.

IT is a funny eco moment when you fix a IT.

what is IT? Where's IT coming from? Like, where is IT?

Where's the joy coming from? No, where's that?

Where is the idea is coming from? Where the fucker they're coming from?

I think they do. So I think there's a part back there is just constantly go in and we don't hear about IT. And then when it's done, their life get IT .

to the fuck in front. no. But but the even the creation of an idea is so mysterious. That's why people invoke the concept of the use, you know, that the Steven press fill, he explains by IT. That the war of art books is all about them use about summer, them use when you're write.

There's something where you're going to tell that because IT seems like they just like enter into your head like a vote on like some shit from space, just do IT all certains in there and like, oh, that I was an idea and even it's your idea like I take credit for writing, like i'll take credit for fixing jokes, i'll take credit for I going up. But I always feel like I can't really take credit for the original idea. The regal idea is almost like this little gift. absolutely. You know, like you see something or somebody .

he's doing something and you go, oh, and that Spark something and you just already .

to go to write this. Sometimes you just say that I know, say IT like you don't even know what you're saying that you just saying IT and it's like you didn't even think that much .

IT just came out yeah those times we on stage where you're just all the sudden rifle in a bit and you hit them with something.

they start clap and your time that's the best part of the you like what the buckets going on I was that the best part of bit IT .

feels it's almost like you playing chess in your head and you are seven steps ahead. But you don't even know IT right?

It's a weird fucking and art form. Weird art form is one the only art forms where almost everybody writes their own stuff. But if you think about musicians, there's a lot of musicians write their own music and they're kind of reviewed, right? musicians.

When you go to see a musicians like a singer, song writer, and they write their own stuff, and you you sit there and you like what was person and crafted this in their mind and practice that alone. And there's something like magical about that. But you can go see like a really talented singer that has writers the right for them and they're great too. But you don't feel the same you know now because you feel like .

you're you're good at playing the guitar of a great voice. You're good at making someone else is work like iced audition for stuff I am fucking toilet at audition is the truth I go in there and somebody else words and i'm just every you can hear the people in front of you, they're getting huge laughs. I go in there and then I don't I don't know. I don't think i'd be a good singer of someone else's song.

I think i'd have to write IT. I never wanted to be an actor, had zero acting, no wishes, no dreams, no aspirations, zero ah just want to be a comic. And then I got a development deal from doing mtv k and then because this development deal, I wanted be on a sitcom, so I went in.

My point is, I did two auditions ever. One was for a show called hard ball. I got that show and that choga cancelled.

And another one was for a show called news radio. And I got that show, yeah, IT was the only two that I had ever done. IT was the naughty st.

Thing of all time. People get so man at me and my look, I just stepped in. shit. I got super lucky like they were looking for, uh, cocky baseball player for the show on fox. And I went in, they met me and they're h, this is the guy. And then I did this show where I played a medley chAllenged conspiracy theorist maintenance guy at a radio station that was perfect too. Yeah, I was like, I got this.

They always sent me in for these additions were as like i'd as thirty something years old and I would be twenty two good looking. And you're like, not the fuck am I doing here? I went in one time.

I was like a abc, ruby and fitch E. O and so I go in and i'm looking around. Everyone's a foot taller than me .

chio joline agents will throw anything at the wall. I went and I lot. I definitely did a bunch of auditions after those shows that I didn't wind up getting like for movies and stuff like there was so weird you're in a room with someone and then you you have to improve SE.

Sometimes they ask you to improve SE. Like, like, this is me. One time I I went in for the reading and the pa was his kid.

It's not the kids fall, please read the script is terrible and you're supposed to be reacting and he's barely getting the sentence right, right? And then you should also have this realistic reaction to this, you know and then they were like, you know, I want you this is what the guy said. He goes, I want you to get you very excited.

Your friend is getting married. You're very excited and which you would write down a piece of paper, you know, get married. You trying to talk him in to get in married and i'm go.

So you want me to do this with this guy, I go, look, if you want to bring an actor and me and an actor can fuck around, I go. Did I go. He's barely getting through this conversation.

This is silly. And I like, I don't want to be an actor. I realized, like why I even here, I don't want to do this.

the fuck out here, I O I in real life, would somebody go? I'm thinking about getting married in your responses.

You got ta get more. Yes, crazy. Yeah, there was a dumb script.

The move was terrible. But a friend of I was in IT. And like I i'll be fun to do a way with them.

And but going on the addition, like what am I doing? IT was just one of those movies was just IT was written for fake people, has written in some weird way for people that don't exist as like you're trying so hard to make people talk and think this way. These aren't real people.

Yeah, this is bizarre. Like every person in this movie is totally disingenuous. Like every word that you wrote for them is not like anything people ever say put movie sucks if fuck and socks and the looks like you voted on at all and you're just trying to make some money and why my here he 了 have you seen the show suits I have not。

Okay, so they say they have this really weird caden's where they'll say, and i'm not gna god damn do IT they use god damn in front stuff and it's but it's every character so and so you're like, how did all these people meet that? You know something? No, it's it's like that's a bunch of people that like really .

easily influenced you know yeah that's like that's where accents come from like one folk and dude probably talked a certain way and every like that guy sounds cool. I was there too.

How was I was reading that some people have a thing in their head ware when they're talking to someone with an accent. To make that person feel more comfortable, they start to speak in the accent without even knowing.

Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, definitely yeah. I mean, when I was a kid, I would switch accents, like when I moved to new places, I have realized I I only lived in boston for like six years, and I was nineteen and was on television for this thing that I did.

And I heard myself on T. V. I like, I had no idea my access was so strong. Like, yeah, a boston was terrible. I killed IT for the most part until I get a couple .

of drinks at me. Yeah, that's the same with me. You put whisky in .

me and I get to canadian yeah, especially if from around my friends were boston, where i'll talk a shit to each other, those guys talk, yeah, yes.

Working talks. yeah.

The best place to do stand up because IT to develop their, like you, you are that treat, mail is going. You gona hop on. You got ta move.

Get moving. Everybody's moving. Nobody in the audience has any attention span. They don't want to hear you dilly dilly and pontificate up there. They want fuck in.

You have me necessarily .

y color .

because there's .

a lot of like White color people to come to shows too. It's just like work ethic. There's when you have to shovel your car at a snow every fucking in year, you have work at, you can get up at eight o'clock to be at work at nine. You have to get up at seven because you got an hour of .

shoveling to do up off the wind shield.

Yeah, you got, you can start the car up, let IT run, heat the inside to defrost the windshield, get the fucking and scraper, and then you're out there on a fuck in skating rink, your streets of skating, right? You have to drive five miles an hour, and you have to make sure hit the breaks before, way before the car in front of you, you going to cause A P so many pilot.

Pse, man.

yeah. God.

I, and it's just none.

I think. Mini, so is the number one state where people die in deer accidents? Is that is the number one? Yeah, you mean, no, no, no, dear, on the road.

Oh yeah, that I can see .

the michigan or minnesota. I forget which one. But but those cold places, you grow up a place like that.

Man, you develop some roses, illusion. Those are different human beings. You grow up and fuck.

In florida, you have to worry about the sky becomes an angry god every couple of years. Yeah, I remember pensylvania. Oh, wow.

Interest dam one thirty eight chance of hitting an animal. So you drive for two months, you're going to hit one. In west Virginia was Virginia.

Pensylvania is one and fifty nine that's still high that but one and thirty eight is crazy. That's one in thirty eight means every month you're in a fucker that's so crazy. That is so crazy. IT doesn't mean that that means overall the time of your life one in thirty eight, but that's a lot .

i've never had a year. It's very stupid to put out in .

the universe that I once I felt. So ad little guy was moved and laughed and joking, laughed and right? Not sure.

And am my common docker? Don't do this. Don't do this. And he did IT and I felt the sum like, oh, no, I look back and I see little like kicking, but you know what vault res F D to? That's what that's what that's all about. You know, it's a weird thing too, when you see a dead animal you like and then you come back like twenty minutes later you see these monsters hover .

and over at the very .

gone there so .

gross falling everything out.

Ah you've ever seen a tibetan sky funeral um bro in tibet I don't know which religion, I don't know what they're but um they have this ritual called the tibet and sky funeral. And instead of burring people what they do, they chopped them up and they feed them to vultures. Yeah, there's graphic video of this online because this is like this big ritual.

So there's graphic video of these dudes with these like giant cutting boards and fuck and clevers hacking up people. And there's a swarm of vultures all around them so they're hacking up body part and then these vultures just devour these human beings and we think it's gross, right? But isn't IT grocer that you waste the body?

Don't put what is that.

Jamie, out to a video, but got a little too cute to be there. What you do in their film, I thought, was a movie. So look at these, look at all these voulons res is.

this is like when policies follow a fishing boat.

one hundred percent. No, what's going on? Because they would do at all of time. Tourist attraction in some part of china, jesus crossed, going. To show you hack and the guy but there's there's plenty of other videos that are more documentary style that show like very graphic images of this ah this .

person just hacking .

apart this boat how big cut pieces are on and they just devour everything, they devour the bones, they devour everything. Isn't that Better though? I mean, look, nobody wants their loved one to be reduced to meet, you know.

But is IT Better that you're taking your love one and your pumping them build with some toxic chemical? Yeah, that makes IT so that they'll never, never brought. You can assume them years later and find ventimore traces. And you shit like, if you believe.

if you believe I can something else like something going on after lifetime, right? I mean, the souls gone anyway. It's the vessel that you in the ground or latin vault.

racy. And if you believe that this person was murdered, like, do a Better job now. Like how much time do you need, you know, do IT and film IT and get get all your, I guess, maybe like that.

Remember that H B O show autopsy, remember there's a great show, but this guy, doctor Michael ben and doctor Michael bad, would always catch like husbands that poisoning their wives secretly, their wives that poison all their husbands and people to kill people like in secret, sneaky ways, and gotten away with IT. And then he gets on the case and he finds, it's like, really crazy, crazy examples. One of them was this one guy, and after his wife had died, I don't even know, as his wife was maybe girlfriend, but he 呃， he eat buying cases of perfume.

And no one can figure out why, as I was doing this, but he left his wife in the bed and never reported that he was dead and kept fucking her and put like a mask on her. And that eventually put like some artificial vagina down there. And the perfume he was pouring perfume under to mask the decay.

It's so eventually, finally they caught him. But they got this images of what used to be his wife with like a mask on the face. And there was close on what's left of this body. And then there's just like tube where the vagina is in this book, and psycho was banging her corpse, and like passing out from the small just cases of perfume, the stuff just poor, and perfume over her corpse.

I feel like I could solve that crime.

You have to be in the room. Mean, you have to be like in the neighborhood or something. You have to have you ever smell the money?

When I was a kid, the apartment that we lived in a new jersey, this, this guy died on the one of the floors in the smell isn't sane. It's so specific. It's so different. A writing human body apparently has a very unique, older and like the the corners and the guys they called in, like when there's a smell, they know what IT is right away. They that's a person this different than a dog.

I was going to say my star in my garages and I can go in there for two days. Yeah, I mean, it's so a person.

Oh my god. IT was horrible. The whole hallway, he couldn't specify, like where I was coming from. IT was like a unk, you know, was everywhere. The whole hallway just read this like IT was just like the universe letting you know get out of there. It's giving you the smell that not just new year, I mean, that hallway IT, it's giving you that the smell of death is a very specific smell.

You know how the guy died.

don't remember, was a little kid. No, I think I was five to time, but I just never forget that smells like because he was in there for a while and you know it's have some loner and just fucking one day kick the bucket took a while for anybody to figure that out and they figured out because the smell and then .

how long they're taken .

to get him audit. I don't remember. I was too little, I don't remember, but IT was a very, very specific smell.

IT was gross. But IT is weird what we do. It's weird that joined as are trying to lay this out to me like joo gan is a vsm.

This is this game. Even if you wanna cremated, they gona bomb you first. They're going to bomb you first. And you onna buy a earn and they got you.

They got you for ten, fourteen, fifteen grand every time they going to tell you a grandfather that wants a beautiful coffin. These fuck in debt. What are we doing? It's like this weird thing that everybody does, where you have to get your your person in bombed and then you get a made up. The my daughter .

has a friend who her boyfriend, sister died, and then she's getting in to makeup and hair for a living and they asked her to do the makeup and hair of the dead sister.

My god.

the fuck would you like someone has to sign up for that?

Yeah that has to be your very specific job that's not regular make up.

Yeah it's not like you go into uh, you know like a great clips or something and asked somebody like my rapid diet.

can you come help and you rest life? I like a king funeral. Fighting funeral cope, but the viking funeral, again, you kind of waste in the body if you just put IT in the ground.

That's what supposed to what you are supposed to go back to nature, I guess the viking funeral, eventually you get back in the system, taken in the long yeah, and turning back in the car bit again, this is going to takes so much time, but you're going and right in the microbes and essentially what's inside of you starts eating you first. If i'm not mistaken, I think all the bacteria in your bodies, you start breaking down from that stuff. I think a lot of weird things happen, but then the stuff on the outside fires out your dead, and then the soil starts devouring you.

go. And for you, have you seen the people that get put into trees? Yeah.

and that makes sense.

makes sense. Or like a diamond.

yeah, get press down with trees. Definitely live well off of fertilizer. Comes from dead animals. Yeah, they, they eat, they eat.

What's there? They take IT in socks IT up, which is what fertilizer is, which is why our food sucks. Because we give fake food, we feed, we basically feed our process food processors, right?

Because nitrogen is what know. We take nitrogen, a bunch of other bullshit chemicals, and we pour IT on as dead topsoil, so these poor corn can survive. And then we eat the corn is like no nourishment and like what do we do in yeah .

I remembering in third grade they told us about crop rotation and you're driving by these fields like this has been fucked in corn since .

I was in third grade yeah that's what they're all doing in the regenerated farms. Regenerated farms, they move everything around and how you supposed to do IT. So everyone's done IT from the beginning time.

What is that mushrooms at each body suit you wear to get married in and you turn to mush, but they can in bomb you, man, unless less you live in a place that lets you opt out of that. Unless this is for another country with the laws in america, let's find out with the laws are when you die. Did they have to embalm you? Because this is what joe was saying. But that might have been very specific IT might be regional, you know, I might be like certain cities .

then bwb me before you go into a cooker.

Yeah.

that's what do you saying? I don't .

know that I not require, but I think they probably king and says, in fact, the fc general law forbids any funeral home from stating .

the contrary. interesting.

That's because you've done IT solution.

All they're l that he wanted to be in .

bound is IT necessary, according to federal laws, forbidden to declare that bombing can be, can entirely stop the process of decomposition. Oh, but that's different. But that's why why I guess so right, it's entirely forbidden to declare that about me.

But is IT but is that is IT Mandatory? Is to do that? Is ebook bing Mandatory? I was giving more is not required by federal on the united states in no funeral homes claim that that is that interested.

However, some circumstances where ebb bing may be required state law, okay. Some states require in bombing if the body is not refrigerators held in transit from one to twenty four hours. Other states require embalming if the death was caused by a vintage ous disease, or if the remains are being transported between states. So future homes will require involving ing if the family choose the service with okay, that's probably via open academic sense. Cemeteries may require in bombing if the remains are be intubate in a muslim's ill, in bombing .

can help.

Love one, see their love. S for the last time, you know what? I have only been to one funeral where I saw one of my loved ones as my grandfather.

And I, like, he is not there, like, whatever they left there. That is, that's my grandpa. Yes.

he looks so natural. Well, he loving fuck in orange when I knew him.

And no, no, he does not look natural. He looks weird. Is like a part of you that knows that whatever a person is in their soul, soul is it's off.

Yeah, that's gone.

It's off. Yeah, it's gone. And it's weird. It's a weird feeling that you get when you're rd.

especially one that you knew so well oh yeah.

to wake up call you know because you just realized like, oh my god, like this this out. This comes for everyone one day. Everyone in your life here is gonna like that.

And if you're lucky, you're GTA see IT. Because what the lucky, if you live long. And now I was switching phone numbers other day, and I was going over my phone, my, my contact.

Listen, there are so many people there. They were dead. I was kept pulling out people that were dead.

I like, he's gone. He's gone with ch time.

Well, it's, I get a bunch of old numbers, you know, from dudes that I have a talk to and forever that you know, you have an iphone and you just keep getting a new number somehow all the numbers come with you. There are so many my friends are dead. So, so sobering. You know, when you just start counting the numbers, like, oh, fuck tomic all, oh, fuck no, you just go through and you like, fuck thought he's gone too, you know yeah.

i'm i'm gitten to the age room that's about to start happen. And I think IT happens.

you know and sometimes that happens and you do not see IT come in and is like a train when they take their own life feel like why yeah she's as Christ and then is always a guilty of like fuck maybe I talk home, maybe if I had one conversation or maybe that's just your ego yeah because .

I don't I think once you over that line, I don't think there's a lot of pull in IT back perhaps.

but I think every circumstances different yeah .

I guess there's that won. Do that you used to live by a bridge and he would go out and talk guys off the ledge and and so I mean.

I guess maybe that this was one guy that jumped, and he lived this one, the rare guys that lived, he said, as he jumped to realized what a horrible mistake you made, and he wanted to take you back, but couldn't. And he lived, but is all fucked up, but lived a happier life like he was thankful and he was alive, which is kind of crazy.

Yeah, I used to barton and this dude would come in and he was missing his jaw.

He's talking when the two hundred people off the ledge.

Yeah.

that's amazing how we roll offers. I bet that guys, talker, I have a body. You jump ed off the bridge.

Yeah, tony, ana goni.

who's a professional pool player, good dude. I had talked him in a while and talked him in a couple years. Then I saw the news. fuck.

yeah. He has one of .

those things. Man works. Just like when IT happens, you just get jolted, especially suicide. Wants is like, what?

Yeah when you had no clue. Because, like, you think about .

that person when you're all having fun together, you think about that person when you're sent around laugh and crack and jokes.

especially if it's the life of the party that does IT right the fuck. I got to pick ten other guys besides you.

You imagine Robin Williams, imagine watching Robin William, see that commercial, or is doing commercial. And you won't stop fucking around. I don't. And the directors trying to get him to stop fucking around is like, will not stop fucking around is doing the different characters and shit and like, it's like kay, Robin and give me focus now and the rob was just fuck and go off yeah that you never imagine could ever be sad you know.

I was an extra a movie with him, Billy Crystal and july Louis drive. And I, some two people were sick. They went back to their traitors.

And I was interviewing him. And he did IT as mrs. Double e. And IT was fucking awesome. man. Everybody was .

losing a good play. Je was IT. I said, I said, frg me, it's already great.

Back and see the camera a different kind. Just do the line. I do everything for me.

This place is fabulous. I want to be the line for you. Line the introduction.

Just one line. What can you? Yes, sir, OK fall ball, a male hedging spray.

You know, sometimes below the waterline you could read, that's one new, new file ball. Some report everything. I left side down. This is fabulous. I couldn't believe, probably can't too cold.

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I have .

very few jewish friends, if any, but i'd like to save, want you please help support the united go and college fund, help learn a child to eat heart .

talks this year, many and I online. I just. right.

Can we hear IT, please? So when you get the and you know what I would have loved to seen, actually, if they could have combined and drop off funeral and the olympics and had him in the bobsled run, oh, i'm .

really hard and get yes yeah. The one that says OK storm, storm, that's that's a german name.

is IT storm like a dog? I love that storm coming back.

Hey, after leg.

we're ready. Now here we go.

I'm really that line out because I love you. I love you for the man that you are an incredible man more than just one night. A man who can, I don't know, make you realize, actually, who are you?

I'm ready now. Okay, you are ready. Thank you, mister. Well, thank you hard. Yes, Howard storm is now .

directing commer commercials again.

I can get at this time, yeah, once more. Hi technical son. You know how old storm is directing guidance commercials? Incredibly, you can find a camera smaller of the work with, but god blessing for trying.

His first commercial was Billy bari on a foot stool. I love the fact that the man takes chances. Thank you. Thank you.

He just wasn't going .

na do IT he's a maniac. That's .

incredible.

I'd dude for sure people get man, when you bring up joke theeing allegations with that guy but that's just what I was that went on for over thirteen minutes that that's a large yeah people think that you not want to talk about that part. That was part of him. But guy was great. IT was still great. He was very odd.

I I wonder if his brain work so quickly that sometimes IT was out before he knew that perhaps .

you could excuse someone for a lot things you don't I don't know how brain worked. Obviously he had mental problems which want to there is a lot physical problems that want to contributing to a suicide but depression was part of that too. Um but is like you have to also put in context, there wasn't anybody like him back then.

There was Johnson and winters who he took inspiration from, who a lot of people forgot about. John winners was like, really weird like that he would do really weird, crazy stuff and act like just like different characters and just wouldn't be there and just would hold onto IT. And people would like panic, and they would not to do, as I think he took a lot of inspiration from Johnson winners, who is an amazing talent too.

But Robin was like, very unique that really nobody like him and he can act as as off. He was a really good morning vietnam, like he was. He was good in movies too.

Yeah, I like good new hunting when he's.

yeah yeah, serious rules. How about that? Uh, twenty four, our photo. Yeah, very creepy, creepy. Yeah, he played a good psycho, was very, very good. But like, you would never imagine if I like that would hit the rocks where he had wanted killing himself. Feel like no way then then .

you start to wonder, like I was the comedian part of them. The show and the twenty four hour photo was the real deal.

I doubt to twenty four, our photo was the real deal. I think the real deal was like a deeply depressed person that the reason why they were so good at getting people entertain is because they needed so much more than the average person just to hit like a baseline. Yes, you know, I think when people are super depressed, and then they use comedy as like a waited, just like a drug to just get them like Richard, Jenny apparently was only happy when is killing and then when he got off stage was depressed. He's another guy that want to kill himself.

That's like an hour a day. Yeah, you're happy. yep. And he was like the most miserable guy.

guaranteeing like when I would do morning radio, I would always ask the guy, the driver was like, who's the old guy of the driver around? And they always say, Richard Jenny said he added, he didn't want to be there. I didn't want to talk anybody. He was miserable.

You so fuck and funny.

do as weird. He wanted to be a movie star, apparently. So back then, in the one thousand eighties and nineties, like what the thing was, was you graduate into movies like a gym m Carry, or in a TV like a sign vote in of your own show.

But everybody really wanted movies. That was the thing. And he never got any.

Those he was only in like one movie was in the mask with jim Carry and yet to show on the U. P. N, called plata post.

Man, he was terrible. But the standard was brilliant. Standard was incredible.

He was so good, we all like, would just be in all of them. I remember him doing a bit. The comedy works in montreal.

The little tiny room in montreal is great room run by this amazing guy. Me gimble chimera was the best in this room was only like A N D C. room.

And that was during the um just the ughs county festival and Richard Jenny went up and he did a bit about buying a car vet like what an unreliable premise would I like you know what a premise where you like? How do you get anything out of this? And was murdering just murderous? I I can't remember what he said, but I was crying later. We were crying later, and he was so funny, and there were so many punch ines in there, and was so his sense of irony, his sense, his sarcasm, the way we hit the punch lines. The writing is, like, all day he prepared for these sets, and then he would just go into a darkness and just get ready to do IT again.

Brutal, horrible.

I knew his girlfriend. Girlfriend was a comic to wonder with girlfriend at the time. I don't think he was the girl that was his glory end at the time that he killed himself self, but SHE was a comic at the store and he would just tell me, you know, just like the guy so brilliant but he's like, so eating up .

yeah it's some people can't find baLance.

X man, when there is that good, you just like, want to hug, just come on, keep IT together.

just want to go, just enjoy the rest of IT.

I've told this story before. I apologize. Zed, anybody that hurt, but he went to the e side comic club in honey in that wasn't hunting beach IT, was online island east honey ton, I fear what was.

But e side comic club was a great comic club online island. And I went there on a sunday, and I talked to the guy that was the MC all weekend. He was depressed.

And I said, why he depressed? Because Richard Jenny did a different hour every show. He did four different hours and killed.

He goes, i'm up there. He goes, I have twenty minutes that i'm opening with that I can barely get through them. They suck.

And then i'm bring on this genius who does a different hour every fuck and show because I might want to quick company. I think you might have quick company because I never heard from I I really think that might have done him in OK. I think he was around for a good year two after that.

but I think that was in that is tough to watch though when you're .

working with a master you not even close to like I saw them again. yeah.

I've been late for a show twice in my life, and both times I was from watching .

my and greatest so wow drive. There is a time like in like one thousand nine hundred eighty six, like whatever IT was when he lost a bosch Douglas, when there's never been a heavy like him. I then use the Grace of all time.

I then use a Grace of all time for sure, period time. But I think you have to look at a fighter in particular. They can't keep IT up forever.

It's too crazy. They have a few years in this, like high revolution, high line prime. And that's what I try to judge me on this way.

People judge fighters on on gevaudan should a great rob, or the best example of all time is burnt. Hopkins burner. Hopkins was a world champion when he was forty nine years old. Crazy, crazy. It's my crazy, crazy and fucked in up guys that were twenty years Younger than him with ease.

You know that you mean he was of a master, just a master for boxer, who had incredible discipline and never lost focus and never got out of shape, and never ate bad food, never IT processed anything. They ate like clean, organic food, drank water, no booze. Fuck you.

You up in the morning, always running, always, always stands, always was treated, never gained weight between fights. Even today I had on the podcast um like couple months ago, how many month ago? Six month ago, baby, a little longer sound like that.

Even now guys like in his fifties, fuck traded. I don't ready to go. You don't have to media like, I need the process food.

Sometimes.

sometimes you need little comfort. You know, what do you .

think IT was about time? And do you think IT was? I was acquired to his a, his legs and his coil.

There was a lot of factors, a lot of factors. Um first of all, there was his upper right. So he had a horrible, horrible up brain.

K, just crime and violence in the worst neighborhood in brooklin. He lives in bet style, right? So Brown's, well, I think originally in bet star, terrible, neigh's ods, real bad.

You a lot, a lot of crime, lot of violence. And then at thirteen years of age, he gets adopted by this guy, cost a model who's one of the greatest boxing minds of all time. And he is also a hiba test.

So from age thirteen on, he's hip to sing mike and telling mike he's the greatest of all time. He's the greatest of all time is going to be the greatest heavy way the world ever seen. And then on top of that, you have crazy genetics.

mike. I had tedy Allison. He told me that when mick was thirteen, he was not going out, grown man, and they wouldn't believe his thirteen.

He bring him to boxing Turners. They like holes. And you thirteen, he's fuck in sixteen he goes, okay, he's sixteen.

Put me with the sixteen year old, not the sixteen year olds out. Yeah, he was a freak. So you have that sometimes, you know, you have kids that just have extraordinary genes. And then you have this perfect storm of a very intelligent person who is deeply neglected as a child and then adopted by a genius, not just a boxing genes, with a genius in terms of psychology and life and philosophy, and understood war.

And like, he was a war historian, and he was a boxing historian, and he was also managed by the guy, jim jeffrey, or jim Jacobs's rather excuse me, jim Jacobs had jim Jeffery's tapes, a James Jeffery he had um like jack ones and jack tempco he had all the film footage of like fighters that some of the greatest boxers of all time, Willy pep, you know floyd patterson had all this old footage on rails. And he was like the biggest collector of old boxing footage. And mike was being managed by me.

So mike would sit there all day and watch jack dempsey fight, watch jack Johnson fight, watch standing grab, watch these old old killers, these like these guys that existed, you know, decades ago, and no one gets a chance to see them, because now we're talking about one thousand nine hundred and eighty. You don't even have V, H. Types, right? When did they come along? They were like eighty two or something like that, right? So he's getting like this is happening to him in the seventies, like late seventies, like let's make sense of this.

So he's fifty eight. Eight is a year old than me. And so how old was he when he was thirteen? What what year was IT when he was thirteen?

Rather so he was born in six six.

I've been seventy nine, seventy nine. Okay, no vhs. So he, the only way you can see these things, this is they put him on television, which they might.

But then you have to watch your walls on TV. You can't retouch IT again. There's no way to record anything or you know jim Jacobs 的 Jacobs。 Jim Jacobs also did the commentary.

And a lot of those if you watch a lot of those old films, they're black and White and there's no sound and they like put in sound later. And jim Jacobs does the commenter, I know his voice, and he was a genius too. And they they had this incredible convergence of all these things that created my tyson, and like one thousand nine hundred eighty six, where people like, holy shit, yeah.

When he would walk out there with no bathroom and just fucking, he was A A perfections of the universe, like the universe. All the factors that would come into play that makes something super special all came in in his IT to be a boxing champion. IT could not have had a Better convergence of mind, talent, background and then the people that we're influencing on.

Yeah, he was wild.

Yeah, he's being trained by teddy at task when he's a little kid. Is IT IT illegal to him? Tize a child? That's a good question.

I would think there .

is got a good question. Depends, one of your kid thinks that they were posted. That might be a good thing to hit me to you.

Chat, I have words for you like, h Billy, what the fuck is wrong with you? Man, i'm sorry. I left alone.

How to work? I had two jobs, and to pay the bills. Bills bounced out the walls at home. Many things possessed.

I like.

watch this boom. yeah. I might be good to acted. yeah. I would think he, in time, in anybody before, they were aware what the fuck that means.

But I don't think him tizer is what people think IT is either. I don't nexus. I ve only been himiko ed once so I can't speak to like what the total potential of what someone can do with hypos says.

But you're aware what's going on. It's not like you're gonna take your closed off and blow the sky, like IT doesn't make any sense like your IT just in a different state of consciousness. And it's almost like you're allowed to look at things, what they really versus all this noise.

It's around most of the ideas in your head where you're blame and other people when you should probably blame me yourself when you were lazy. And that's why I went bad and IT wasn't like a so when else is fault? And all that stuff that keeps people on the wrong track, that keeps people drinking too much and gambling too much, all those weird things are going on your head.

Like you get past that and you'll see you, yeah and you see you for a brief amount time and you kind of analyze what IT is fucking with you. And then someone who's like a good performance psychologist can implant um ideas, like help you implant ideas in your mind of how you're going to approach things from now on. Are you going to look at things from now?

A lot of fighters use them. A lot of fighters use open tests and performance coaches. The guy who did IT to maze, my friend of insure man, and he does IT do a lot of fighters.

He had made a lot of fighters. And what what he put in there.

I think IT depends if I think it's different for each fighter. You know what they need? Yeah what they're missing. I mean, some some fighters. There's a thing that happens with some fighters in the mist of a chaotic fight.

They will forget about the game plan and they will just go on instinct and start throwing down and they want to getting knocked out or something goes bad. They, they, they panic. No wants to say panic, but they don't think straight.

That's the best way to sk. They're still fighting, you know, chaos. But you're let that lizard brain take over and you're not stick into the game plan like the really good fighters know how even in these like chaotic s scrambles to keep things technical.

Don't do any things going to get you caught like there's very IT looks nutty when you're watching and on television but if you're watching a tactile like a max halloween or you know san hagen or you know the man, these fighters are very tactical. Everything they're doing is to illicit a reaction from you. And then they have counters based on how you do things, and then they start downloading how you're moving and react into things, and then theyll start plotting and moving.

Innocencia was the very best day. He would take the first round, and he would just be kind of elect, move in with you and move with you, and then told the end of the round and start fucking you up. But for the first, which is downloading and interested in his prime, you know, I D never seen anything like him in his proud. He is just downloading people's movements.

And do you think those other fighters could see IT in his first? Now.

yeah, when he was at the top, for sure, everyone was terrified of all the one thing that they dig, find out though, he had a flaw. And the flaw was if you didn't attack him, he didn't attack you like he wasn't willing take stupid chances, especially with, like, big punchers like this is guy patro ti and patriot. I was out big puncher, like one punch chao guy, and they had the worst fight.

IT was a boring as fight. And then patric unfortunately threw a kick and blew out his knee. IT was like the worst ending of a fight ever. Just is new, exploded.

Just not getting hit, just.

just not getting hit at all. He just went to throw a kick and his nee was in a weird position and he just blew apart. He's like, guy falls down. That's happened before. I haven't a tom asked all recently through a kick knee fell part didn't even have if he wasn't happening, like where someone did something that he just throw a king in his nifl l part.

I'd rather watch a guy get knocked unconscious, then have that huge response part of .

their body blooming up the knees. A bad one, but the worst is a shine break. Does the very, very worse, or an ARM break, a four ARM break or shine break, those are very hard to watch.

Those are the hardest of ever. I've seen four leg breaks in person, and there they're fucking horrific. Man, they are fucking horrific.

They hurt your soul. This is the worst one. Oh, that's patcher right there. So what how he does this look is so crazy.

He they're move IT around and he goes like he's going to throw a kick and he just fucked and moved. weird. I A nowhere, I A nowhere. His need just exploded blue out of acl tourist, minnesota, crazy.

That's a tough dude. So for him to have that reaction.

the tough, he was an animal. Patriot was a fucking animal. But the fight was kind of boring because he was so danger.

So Anderson couldn't. He couldn't lead, right? Because if you lead, you worry about being countered. So Anderson was not just really fucked and good, but also really smart. He just knew when he could hit you, and he knew when he could hit him and he would take his time.

But again, once he got you figured out, like as the fight went on, he would like if if he made the fight boring, IT was also a strategy, because then you would be anxious and you would maybe do something to try to pick up th Epace a nd h e w ould c rack y ou. So he's an old veteran, so he's just sing around. And I don't want to talk about booze.

Move around here. He did that with the other guy, brazil guy, and tell us latest kind of same thing, boring us. But a dangerous fighter and a really dangerous guy on the ground callosity us was a nasty, judicious blackboard.

And so he's like going on to the ground, like I was fucked. Stay on the outside, just kind of barely win every round. But if you do something stupid of bucks you up and nobody didn't .

anything stupid.

well, he was just so smart that didn't care if people born and then the u fc would get mad at them, they will get mad at him. Because those performances, even though he's the Grace of all time at the time, he was for sure in my eyes, he's still in the conversation of during his time period when he was running shit.

Still in my book, one of the, if not the greatest, the gress of one of the greatest of all time, for sure he's in the conversation, whatever that the conversation. So objective, and I changed my opinion on at all time. But during that time period, he didn't give a fuck of people or building.

He didn't care is like so the usc we get mad in. But I was always of the mind that he's doing the one hundred percent correct thing. He's the best fighter. And to fight the best you got know when the attack, when not to attack. And sometimes you don't attack at all.

Yeah sometimes if if he does something out of character and forces that that was not his style, so for hint to engage in in a style that's not his style, then that's stupid. The smart thing is to fight to the best of your abilities. And unfortunately, some of those fights were not fun.

But you also get the vtr belfort fight from the same guy. You know, you get a, uh, you get the iconic fight, you get the forest griffin fight, you get all those insane knockout highlight, real knockouts. He was a monster man in his prime. He was a monster .

if you could take the booze and the other guy can't yeah but .

he was also like he was not going to do anything stupid until he did. And then he did. He got got knocked out by Chris.

Why me? Because he was doing something stupid. That's literally what his demise was, the thing that kept him so invincible his whole career.

They would stay composed, no matter what happened. Just stay composed. You always knew when to attack, when not to attack, when to attack, when not to attack. He was just the genius. There's guys that like for a while whenever those years are or you like, you can't beat them like no one's going to beat for these years.

And that's just because of his strategy. Watching you move .

well is so he was also so good at being the champion, right? This is a thing about performing in front of so many people with such high stakes. And if you've never experienced that before, the first time you ever fight for a champion fight is so crazy, seeding guys faces.

Sometimes you see the weight of IT on them. They'll like, fuck, this is so heavy, is like this, so much anxiety. You just can't wait to get in there and get IT once he gets going, then you're fine, then you just going on instincts, then you're going on training and then you just you're fighting.

But it's the build up and the thinking in the anticipation, the existing he's used to that. Yeah, he's done that thirteen times. He's he defended the middle title, I believe more than anyone ever. Is that true? I believe he did not .

why gene hagman measured the hoop and huge res right? Let them know. Like you've been here. This is the same fact.

It's ten feet yeah to the same thing everywhere yeah but the thing is that like that anxiety of performing the moment, and that's what a sports psychologist does, and that's where a sports psychiatry comes in. That's where a sports hit and test rather comes in. Psychi C2But the y the y giv e you dru gs.

You can take those when you fighting. Some guys have tried. I knew a guy got kicked off a card because he was on at all. And there, like you can take at up, set up your own speed.

It's stuff of Mandy boards can mess you up hundred percent like my, I come home from gulf for the last three years, miserable right call on myself, a dum call on myself, a piece of shit, loser and then my girlfriend goes, hey, why? You just tell you that, you know, pretend you're talking to eight year old. You and I tried that shit for around and the greatest round of my life.

Yeah, you could do IT. You just have to that part of being a man in particularly like fuck in idiot, you know, like you make a mistake you got avoid that. This a zero.

good. There's a gym teacher with real short shorts in my head. That is, the voice in my .

head was just like, i'm guilty of that.

Sometimes when I play .

pool or talk about Charles bark is what. Can you back for you? Do you how fast I was?

I mean, he had almost not even hit the ball before. He said.

it's a most, oh my god, it's a lario and then the girls taking the video laugh.

it's so good.

That's a various yeah IT does not help you but also there's a thing about a guy like controls barkley or a guy like you. It's like you don't really have the time to dedicate to a thing like golf to really get great at IT, right? Is the same thing is playing pool, great pool players.

They played eight hours a day, eight dollars a day. If you want to play like a shame ban boning level, you want to play like a fatal gorst level, you have to play eight hours a day. They play eight hours a day.

Yeah, they don't fuck around. They they are so in the groove all the time that if you really like a casual player, you just can't find that groove. And they don't want to ever let that group go there in that group all day long, all day long, they wake up in the morning and they started thinking about running balls.

They start thinking about putting english on balls that like, if you, if you want to play a golf like a really great golfer, those fucking and guys play every day. They have coaches. They analyze footage like, look, a tiger woods tiger would start plane when he is.

how three, maybe two, are yeah.

yeah. And was coached by his father from the time as a child, played constantly, yeah, great all time.

I mean, you going to get in the group for a little bit. Yeah, that's what .

keeps you going back you that to me my it's madam for me with poor exactly via night off. And I can play for like five, six hours, like around four hours. And I start really get in the groove.

I start feeling IT, but it's like inconsistent IT comes in girls. But if you play with a great player and you watch them do IT, they just never get out the group. They're always there that they very rarely miss, very rarely miss position that q bills perfect.

So he was moving exactly where they wanted to go and IT was not. They play safe and you watch. And just like what it's like, this is a feel of the movement of the balls is only possible if you're so finally tuned to the you're playing every day like this guy fade or he just won the world championships.

Is a friend my speed on the podcast before we ever the conversation on the phone about cues because he switched, he was with this company, q tech, and I switched this company, White carbon. And and and IT was months ago, and I was saying we were talking about, you know, different approaches he uses in different equipment is like i'm still adJusting to this queue. I go, really, I go.

You have really how how long? Like four months he goes, he goes some pretty much. There he goes, but about three or four percent off, three or four percent off, three or four percent off.

But this guise, a fucking robot, but his his understanding, a worry should be versus where is. And he wants to know exactly how much pressure to apply on that. Q, to make that ball dancing exactly the way it's like it's a little off.

It's a like he knows it's a little off. I did IT just right, but IT went there instead there. Hm, three percent. Yeah, what the fuck man ever left the stage .

and was just scream one hundred fucked in percent into the Green room. I'm off one hundred percent every now.

Then you catch a groove and you are in one hundred percent in those those moments with the weird. So like, why can I do this all time? What kind of just have so much fun with the jokes all the time? Sometimes you have not so much fun saying the material that makes everything so much Better. Yeah and you like, why don't I do this all the time?

And IT just feels like every every single thing you say is gonna awesome.

And the more you do IT, the more you're there. You so if you have a tuesday, wednesday, third, you a real week in a place, you know, by the time satay roles around ward ward, you got those bits tied up and fuck in basement, you're in control of the situation.

just thinking about what you're going to eat after .

the show and still telling you're in the flow, you're in that flow stay. And that's when you come up with new stuff that's the best way to come up with new stuff because you just feel funny and feel where the funny is just like I know that vibe I call that by, I know where that by is. I can ride that vibe and that was golf guy so if you're not doing that every day, you're going to get out there fucking loser, fuck you. Fat bucking you talk so just like Charles working, it's unavoidable.

Yeah, dear place sneaker.

I know I have not played. I've seen people played and fucked around on a snooker table. I've never played a game of snooker, but it's very difficult.

It's hard. A lot of snooker players are super successful in pool. No pool players may maybe as page line and whose he can play everything he's like a world champion in like every discipline he's world champion.

Eight ball, nine ball, ten ball. Bank is like one of the greatest of all times, one of the file enos, to which, for whatever reason, filipinos are the best pool players on earth. Like there's more there's guys driving taxi cabs in Philippines in in the filling ines.

Rather that can win pull tournament in america. Come over like you you can even you everywhere you go as pull tools like it's like one of the most popular games in the world in the hold island chain。 Huge over there.

But that guys were he's like an elite professional snooper player as well as an elite ite professional poll player. He's super rare is like john more. There's a couple of other guys that can a really good sneaker.

We came up plane sneaker. I like north minnesota. M yeah, you'd go in and these guys are just like they take is so fun.

And seriously, you lose them a dollar. I mean, these were old, old men. And if you lose them a dollar.

forget IT.

you're out. Member, one of the day always used to say when he, so a two ball was worth money so you have to make a Cherry, it's called a red ball first and then you had to make a number ball and then he would always go if you'd missed the two, but they never do. Or he go, yeah, you bad if you'd made IT.

And so we went to this guy's funeral, and we had body with me. He had a flask with them, and they were talking, and he stands up and raises the flask. Any goes, they never do. And then all his old bodies had flasks with them, and they raising go, yeah, you bad. IT was a fucking greatest .

funeral i've ever went to. That's awesome. why? Bit snooper pool sneaker holes, what he call them? What are they call sneaker all? If people play snowy.

we just played at the spot. I don't know. I was like IT was like a little restaurant that had tables and bag OK.

and they were all sneaker tables.

We are two pool tables and in two sneaker tables. Okay.

because like places where they just place sneaker, they come a snooker hall. So go yeah jay super club determined actually comes from gambling. Pool is not the game.

The game is pocket billiards. The pool is what's caught. They would pull their money together.

gamble. That's just the name. That's the name of this attributed to IT.

Yeah, was really a gambling game, one hundred percent. But smoker players come over to america. Snooker players come over to america.

And rob, people in pool really, really good because they're used to those little hole also is bag holes and they just getting used to the ball moving different because they their ball are so small, they don't put a lot of side english on them. They don't do like weird stuff with them. American q balls are larger.

So in the ball, the bill, your balls are larger, say they do a lot of shit with them. They throw balls into the side pocket with english, do weird things. So they have to learn all that stuff and they learn how to break hard. Once they do that, their technique is so flow. Yeah.

spot on because they're going just straight shot.

And they have academy that teach people out to play. There's not like a one or like there's a few really good teachers in this country, but there's no like national system. We you have like a university that you go to learn how to place smoker, right?

Like you know they have that they have like real cut, like this one point time there was a real money and sneaker in the U. K, like a real money. Like those guys were millionaire. what? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Guys, I was .

going not all that cold stuff the same to me, but in the U. K, yeah, there was sneaker was huge. Hn, television, remember going over there for a gig long time ago and turn on the T, V.

And like, wow, you got snooker on. Like, regular T, V. This is nuts.

Yeah, watching these matches because you're a hotel room for your show. So just watching when you guys watch, they're all watching sneaker. But for whatever reason, I think IT died off. I don't think it's not popular anymore.

I don't think you could find a sneaker table in the town I grew up in anymore. Yeah, places close. They get rid of them because all the old guys that played died off.

Well, the real died. The game that really died off as three cushion billions, three cushion billiards was the real game back in the day is the game was no pockets in the game. IT was was also a very big gamble game where people would gamble A A lot of money, like gentlemen would gamble a lot of money playing three cushion and three cushion.

You can't find that anywhere anymore. It's still in some countries. I think korea has a big three question scene. And belgium to get from belgium, that does really well. Three cushion from european countries.

Is that the one that has like the score up up on a wire above the table where you move IT with your q.

they do that with pool too. Okay, that's just a score line, but three Christian billions is is a giant table that has no pockets and you have three balls and it's usually two White balls in a red ball, two two red balls in a White ball and see or here they do yellow sometimes too now um so so this guy has to hit a ball, then IT has to go three cushions and then hit the second ball. So it's all about understanding angle. See if you find a video someone doing IT.

it's fucked and boring.

See, this is the game, so he's got to hit a ball, and then it's got to go three cushions and hit another ball. But what I really does, if you learn this game, IT teaches you how billiard balls move around a table, so really helps you play Better position for pocket billions. And IT helps you learn how to play safe Better and how to kick up balls Better. So like.

this guy is pretty child that he's hit.

that this guy is obviously wizard. This is really hard to do. So it's IT is really a thinking person's game.

The problem that I have with IT is I wanted see balls go away. yeah. I don't want to see him sick around if I make a point, I want you to go bed bye.

I don't want, I don't want to see you. My the fun with me is that I bloom doll is one of the great test all time world champing. I think I said his name wrong, but exactly.

Watched like a few matches ever. I came on A D, D to the max, I minutes. Where why is there can socks yeah have the elimination process .

is the best part of pool?

I think exactly. I like watching someone run out and then making your ball is so like the last ball, it's a hard shot. It's satisfying. I don't want to see IT bounce around and stick around, but I people play a snooper at a very high level and it's wild to watch you know you watch someone just run out and snooker and you just like cheese cries like you have .

be so precise you yeah tiny pockets.

little balls yeah it's crazy. So super difficult game but that's you know for whatever reason that never caught on over here. It's like soccer, for whatever reason, never caught on over here.

Just in pockets .

yeah I don't wonder why like some things never cut. I have a friend of my my friend eddy owns the local soccer professional team out here, and he he gave me some inside and articles that they never take a break. He's like football, baseball.

He get commercial breaks. So commercials get stuff in socket, never stops. It's like they play on the clock and the clock keeps going on and every match is going to be x amount minutes long and that's that is no room for commercials. I was like that make sense because this if you go professional socket alive is fucked .

in exciting is yeah everybody .

is freak out and appreciate the athleticism that you have to, the cardio that you have to have to be running back and fourth and back and forth and sprinting in sideways and you know duckin and dodging and pluck and kick and balls and crazy angles. It's a wild airport.

Yeah, they're very good. I mean, you look at those guys and you go, well, there's not a ten percent body .

fat person on this. Not one no excess fat. They all have like fairly small upper bodies and just jack legs yeah and these guys are sprint constantly.

They they have no wasted motion at the elite ite levels, like the line of messy level, like there's no wasted motion. Guys are just free athletes. My kids both .

played soccer junior and senior year. And IT was great because I don't know anything about IT and it's the only sport I wouldn't yell out because I want people that and wrong.

I T oh.

it's so I watched a guy after a hockey game. This kid just, I mean, he scored probably, I don't know, six goals or something. This little tiny kid, this is fourteen. You and this dad, he's yelling at this kid, i'm walking out and he's right by the locker room and I go, I go, hey me I pulled the guys and on I thought was a IT wasn't the dad IT was the goad yelling at the kid that scored on him, calling him a fuck and fancy pants and all the other shit was like, he's a kid what are you doing? Oh no yeah but parents go way to over the time .

oh no like yelling at an .

ump is one thing but yelling at a kid because he scored on your orkid that's that's ridiculous H. Yeah.

I seen guys get knocked out from the screaming ing. Mm, their mom is screaming. Kickers hair, kickers hair, his guy back.

And just as guys are putting lights out, yeah and from their mom, mother, mom, screaming absentees. Hard as well, mom. You probably distracted the fuck out of your son. First of all, imagine hearing your mom screaming all that shit when you like, shut, shut the fuck up.

I didn't like my mom yelling you got on honey when I was pitching. Oh god, that kind of shit where you I am working .

on IT don't do this lady, I know is not for you. This is for me. Okay, you supose a clap and things go well, yes, and that's IT don't be fucking Young and honey, okay, thank you. Now I got IT.

Thank you so much.

Especially people have never competed in a sport before. You don't know how fuck distracting that is yeah like, shut your whole lady. And SHE had competed .

in sports that's a perhaps .

so SHE loved yeah that .

like her ban on the beam and .

i'm like jump hire. It's also I think people back then in those days like that when he grew up, they didn't know Better. Like people didn't know what you're supposed to do and not supposed to do.

People hit their kids, oh, their kids. They all yelled with their kids, called them fucker and idiots. If everybody is that we are animals, you know, like if you grew up and your parents grew up in the thousand nine and forties and fifties, you are an animal there.

They were animals here because they were raised by people group in the depression, okay? And those people who are animals and those people were their parents found in were were one okay? Like these are barbarians yeah and so it's like so many generations of soften have let us to where we are now. But if you know if you're our parents, you you're exposed all that. You well, my dad.

his dad took off and his mom went into like a mental institution because of IT. So he got raised by his grandparents. So that's like a generation back.

Oh, good. And so when my mom and dad with discipline that I was like, why are you doing this and you, I can do and you're terrifying. Oh boy, yeah, that was .

interesting. Jesus Christ, that's a lot. That's a lot to manage.

Imagine me in the grandparents like, fuck. We do all again, done exact. I want to go back off.

Fuck, got to take care about another kid. And this one's mad. Yeah, because they want to abandon issues. Now, the confused.

I gave my dad a lot of a way, a lot. Just because of that, he stole my identity when I was in high school and ruin my credit yeah and I was like when I get based by his fucking .

and grandparents. I no, yeah. Imagine dad is like a straight up criminal .

that I don't have to imagine my dad still car oh god. Ah wow, absolutely. He helped me.

He had me help steal that your identity. I had a rental car once.

because my car was in a shop, he took the keys, made a copy of the keys, and then when I brought that rental car back, had me drive him there, and I didn't know he stole the car and then drove to lost vegas because the cops were looking for him for writing bad check. I mean, what the fuck, man?

Holy shit, how do you not become a comedian? Yeah, totally makes sense.

You can be taken away. Your typing will go crazy.

Kr, you will go crazy. Yeah, yeah, you'll barely keep IT together. Fuck man.

Yeah, pretty wild. I called when I went to college, I called to get a phone line. And they were like, I don't think so. Thousands of dollars .

when I write a letter to everybody that .

said that I live you through .

the whole time. Wow, yeah, whole should do. You couldn't get a phone line.

My dad, listen to what he talk, king to another identity. IT was a kid that he graduated high school with who died in a motorcycle accident. Og, my dad called his parents and said, hey, you guys have some benefits coming. I just need his social security oh my god. And then became that .

dude and then sign up. Columbia club can help Jimmy andrex greatest.

yeah. IT was .

a wild living man. That's crazy hole. 是 wow。 When you were in high school.

would you think you're going na be, I don't know, maybe a teacher, girl, lawyer or something.

And when did the comedy .

bug up way early? I mean, I wanted to do comedy forever. I just lived in a town where there wasn't comedy.

So I think thing in the back.

your head, yeah. I mean, way, way back in the day, I watch my grampa watch, like, listen to records and just start laughing, oh my god, I want to do that.

wow. yeah. My first exposure of comedy was probably, the actual stand of comment was probably bill cosby or bill cosby record.

Because my parents had a bill cosby record, and they had teach and strong. And I think they might have a George caron one two, because everyone had records back. thanks.

thanks. There is nothing on T. V. And so you d sit around, you listen to records, know. So we listened to the teach in chong when I was a little kid, I was really like eight or nine or something, sounds like this is so funny. And then when I was in high school, I got to hold us some Richard prior cassettes.

And me, my girl from in my bedroom, just how and laughing at Richard prior, like this is so crazy, what he's saying is so crazy because this is like at the time we're talking, I was in high school and eighty one. This is probably like eighty three, so my fan. And so in thousand nine hundred eighty three, like Richard buyer was the king.

This was like when he was doing live at the sunset strip. No, wow. My parents took me to see that.

I was, I think I was fifteen years old, and we were in the movie theater. And i'll never forget this, because is the first time i'd ever experience ed anything like this. I'd never seen someone to stand up comedy for a long time.

I had only seem like a guy do some jokes on the tonight show. You don't like a real like cut and dry set up punch line five. And all right, that was terrific.

Come sit on the couch and the comic was, sit there and I will tell you about the zoo. That was my explosion for comedy. But in the theater, I remember, i'll never forget the sitting, the theatre, watching live in the census trip and looking at the audience.

And people were moving around. I remember this guy, I was holding his stomach, and he was slapping the chair, and his wife was slapping him. There was just going, oh my god, oh my god.

IT was so funny. And I remember thinking, i've never seen anything this funny, like all the funny movies that I love, they were never this funny. All these guys doing is talking.

And to get humans to react like that.

IT was crazy. IT was like, always doing is talking, how was he doing this?

yeah. I mean, the first comedy I ever saw was a guy, wild bill power auto minnesota. And i'll never forget this, joe. He goes, I called my bus the other day and I I told I can come in as i'm sickening and how sick I and I fucked in my sister and I still laugh about, I mean, it's like the funny is shit in the world.

That's a great joke. It's such a great.

a great job. And that was my introduction. So people, same thing. People are freaked and out.

I was in a bunch together. And good that if you go right, a joke like that, like your one.

and wonder, no, he wasn't.

That seems like a crazy hit to be that good of a joke, to be a one wonder like that. I got a bunch of them. Yes, some of those guys like real good, like that for whatever reason, people never find out about him.

Now, he just stayed minnesota. He ended up book in tours for other guys.

And stuff like that was a guin bob woods with a legend on long island. He was a big guy. He was a big, like, jolly guy, and he was polarizing, and he was a legend in long on.

And to this day, i'm upset that I never got a chance to see him alive, because all the comics from that day, the always tell my babies babble z is like the early eighty. So I think when I came along, I don't think I got to new york until ninety, ninety or ninety one, and I think he's already stopped. This is bob lids.

He is a character mand. Give me some, buying me, introduce itself. Here I am. mr. The incredible bulk hungry jack, a man called horse sir, once a lot shift more are you fat eza on earth? Good wheel towards manou ty rebel without a waistline stanbery fields for breakfast lot of the ring dings the era of sand which the prince of wales and a little house on the prai all role in the world what can I tell you folks?

Can I tell you a fat fucking guy? Bone bone brings some photo, my room, so we can need IT on. I keep up risi and sight.

And I woke this morning. I got myself a ham hog. Me clear something up here right away.

Yeah, yeah. Because hope is going to get Better. I wasn't the retail of balloon and the misses thanksgiving day parade.

No, i'm not wanted to moon dogs from resume. Ia, no, i'm not dusty roads. They are not gonna your life for that more.

No, i'm not. Two power was arrested forum. No, I wasn't. Make IT a list and check IT IT twice last december. No, I haven't button this jackets since I ve bought IT.

No, i'm not baby. You'll start track episode no, i'm not title. Here is the mission and man, no, i'm not norm from cheers and I was seven gapon ia.

Not a funk and wake. Okay, is my real hair really? It's all on a shampoo o some people shampoo with trail.

Some people use head and show us. I just get out the deputy do in the market and glow. Look, I read minds the right.

Call me crist and finish. I'm GTA reading for this girl. She's thing at a write for she's fuck and death.

Of fat jokes. He is Better than this. This is like something needed on TV.

This is like him, like recording a set for television. IT looks like IT was IT A D. A. Yeah, that wasn't the best set. He had an insane jackie lian impression, insane. And a lot of think, you know, he he inspired a lot of comedians, a lot of comedians in larger island that .

just wasn't the best set .

of an you bang. But again, is like the world was different. Then you're gotta also think, stand up comedy.

Is this just put IT the perspective. One thousand hundred and eighty was thirty six years ago. Thirty six years before that there was no stand of wow.

Yeah, they have to think about IT, right? So if you went back to nineteen, you know, one thousand nine hundred and fifty, let's go to fifty. What's the fuck is there? What's what the stand of comment is? nonsense.

It's guys and the cat skills that are telling two juice walking with our jokes is not real comedy. And then let me, Bruce comes long in the sixties and then everything changes. Then you get more, you get a jone rivers, yeah.

Eventually they come later OK. They all come later, and car in comes later, and then in prior comes later. They're all inspired by lindy Bruce.

Lindy Bruce is really like the germ. He was really like the center of italy from him. All things come like that, guys, the real godfather comment, the kind of comedy that we do.

We talk about stuff, right? Like everybody was just telling jokes back then. They were just being joky joke guy. And then know there was done rickles, who was like the insult guys, insulting people that was always very funny, but nobody was doing like social commentary. Nobody was like making funny points about things that go on a society until they came around yeah .

working against the machine .

a little bit arrested, left and right to IT. That's pretty sweet, pretty wild. really. Think about that I had in my office. I have a photograph of him get arrested.

I mean, I don't think you can get arrested for comment anymore.

You definitely can try. You get in canada. In canada. You can get to you. You I know I had a guy on the podcast I got to and lost. He got fined because there there was A A few different things.

This guy had made a joke about a kid who was mike? Mike ward, thank you. He had made a joke about a kid that they had done some benefit for. We were really sick kid, and the kid was still alive a few years later. And in the choke, you know, was some kind of a joke about, like, can I get my money back because this kid really sick, like something along those I might have fucked up, I think I put to IT. But anyway, the point is, was just a joke in, they shot him and they won, like he got charged and he lost the parents.

I think they find him.

I think he was one of those things where, say, let's find out what the specifics of IT are because there was another one in, I believe, vancouver, where comedian was getting hackled by these lesbians and he starts making fun of them for being lesbian and saying much of really rude things. And that I got find too, like a large number yeah like you can get in canada does not have freedom of speech, is not the same as the united states.

IT doesn't have a first amendment. They have hate crime laws. So they have weird stuff. This is why Jordan Peterson wave back in two thousand and sixteen, was telling them like you can't have compelled speech laws canadian canadian who marked disabled child singer did not breach limits of free speech that's not mike ward though case pitted quebec comedian mike ward against former child and that must be the child's singer that sick um did not reach limits of free speech so he went to the supreme court.

This is twenty twenty one and when did we have mon IT was definitely way before that because IT wasn't in IT wasn't in texas so he must have finally won onto the five four split decision ww, four people said, fuck him, fuck your joke the top court ruled fraud a while comedian mike words act ridiculed germany Gabriel, uh, a Young man with a treacher Collins syndrome. He was chosen as a target not because of a disability, but because of his fame, which is true and its ruling. The court found that wars jokes did not seek to invite others to mock Gabriel, and he cannot be blamed for the actions of Gabriel's classmates and others who paraded the jokes.

See, focus. This is what happens. You try to be too nice.

You can be too nice. You can't go that far with with. You're going to let people say things are offensive.

If you don't, then the only way to enforce that is total terrarium ism. You start locking people in jail, and now you want people to be Better person. They should be encouraged to be Better people.

But you can't do that. You can't fuck and force people to say things or not say things I think came on. This happened in twenty sixteen, right? He was, yeah, he got pay.

He was ordered to pay thirty five thousand and moral computational damages but that sound as much as the guy in, uh, vancouver, the guy in vancouver, I think if I with memory serves to me, I think he was a lot more money. The guy vancouver, there is two lesbians hackling him at a show. Two thousand five hundred for that one OK.

I might have thought I was two hundred twenty five thousand or something either way. Fuck you. Yes, fuck.

fuck you. I was in calgary one time talking about the queen. Oh, and then the MC came up and he goes, I fuck these americans.

They come here. They think we have a queen. Learn about the country you're coming to. And I was like, I should, I thought at the queen. So I went, the public library, did all this research, and there is a queen because there was a treaty, and so SHE access the queen. So the next day I went up and he came up to bring me off stage, and I go home and just stay here for suck. And I read the treaty, and I go just say, you know, i'm in america, but we, you do have a queen and then I took a twenty dollar bailout and licked IT and stuck IT to his four to and I she's on your fuck and money I just like.

what did ilaria? Well, some community?

Dex, and no lawsuit.

That's awesome there. What you are right? How do you meet you for being right? Fucked in idiots. But it's like that thing of like you try, you try to set up society where you prevent people from being mean. But the problem people are going to be mean.

And the only way to prevent people from being mean is really assise people who are mean, and then have everybody else learn from that, and like, learn from the way you talk about these people that are mean. And then we all kind of grow together. You can have laws that enforce your opinion of what someone can or cannot be allowed to say, because then you never get that as joke.

Your friend sick because i'm fucking my sister. Yes, you don't get that. Yes, you don't get that joke because it's that illegal.

So like then you don't get funds ies because that's just functions. I didn't really fuck anybody. It's a joke.

Know, bob, mary didn't shoot any share. Fes, it's just fun. Is the fun thing to say?

Yeah, when I was in seventh grade, if you talked in the history class, they made you take a pacifier and sit there like you a baby. Oh, that's a because I like, I told you to shut up now if you have to suck on this past and there's no fucking way you be able to do that now, but guess what? Everybody shut up. That had the pacifier.

I got paddled. I got paddled in florida. I got ta fight with this kid pressed in banks.

I mean, this kid, we got to scrap and we both got brought to the principles of, and we ve got paddled. Well, they wake me in the ask, would have fuck in cricket racket? Yeah, this fucking thing.

Slap you one shot. They ask, like this, send your home like, wow, I can't hit. You can do that. By the way, we never had in yeah, we became friends after.

That's what i'm saying. It's like these kids now can take a chair from the back of the room, throw IT at the teacher when he's not looking, and that teacher just asked to sit .

there and take a right now, especially when you get into high school, things get very, very dangerous, very, very dangerous, because people are starting, get strong and they're aggressive. And these men, these Young men, have tests for the first come in their life. So all side in your thirteen.

And then, boom, the factory opens. Yeah, yahoo. And you start growing a mustache now. And you're fourteen and fifteen. And then you get this fucking loser teacher.

The teachers talk a shit you want fucked this teacher up yeah and you know, if you do, you will be a hero for the rest of class. You'll be a legend for your voice. Teachers talk and shit and just grab a his time box them in the face. Ah guys hit teachers. There are so many videos all the time, so many online videos of poor teachers getting beat up by the students.

And I always, the guys that fucked first that would take the lead on that. I always thought that was those guys, the rest of us, waiting to sex. We are just sitting in our chairs.

especially the teacher, where women that beat the teachers of those are horrible, horrible. Because these are slow beatings. Like, not much gets done. You know, I was like a lot of hair.

Poland.

watching a little guy punches to the face. H and nobody has help you. And everyone screaming .

and cheering, great.

There are all filming. And then we wonder, why does nobody want to be a teacher? Why is the education system sucks? why? why? why? why? Because you the whole thing sucks like you can't even, we could even just fix the schools. You got to start from a foundational level in the bad area like you've to like somehow other help people get the fuck out of this place of total complete despair yeah and the fact these places of total complete despair have existed in the same location for decade after decade after decade. And you you want these kids to do Better, like how how all .

we've done to see IT repeated over and over.

Think you about you that like that didn't have I choose not think. Thank you. But if you were your dad's dad, that would have never happened.

No say, yeah, you know you we we have the good fortune of understanding the mistakes of those who came before us and even like, I mean, even thinking about, we can't even put our mind. And what IT must be like to be a kid that grows up in the south chicago in twenty twenty four. We are seeing people shot every weekend.

You can put yourself into that. So to expect that child to come out of that environment and then go to yale and be fine with everything, be fine. When he heard bullet with buy's head, he seen his friends get shot in the street.

He seen dry buys. You ve seen all that. You seen drug dealers wrapping in the streets holding guns and smoke and weed in front everybody, and street takeover. You seen that from the time you are child, how how are you going? How you going escape that.

right? Because even if even if you do escape, but sometimes some part of you misses IT and thinks now you're not being Normal. It's like when guys come back from the middle east, like I want to go back there, like fuck would you want to go back there? But it's because that's they're new Normal.

So they miss IT. It's not just that. It's also alive. It's a alive like if you're ganging, banging like that you're alive. There's a lot going on.

You know you from that to working in and out, what is this? I'd rather be in jail. You know guys would rather get shot. They really would in some places, some some people, they would rather be live in the life because at least that life, there's one thing that comes out of gangs and bad neighbors. Od is a brotherhood in a comradery that doesn't exist in their home, right?

So they don't have any like real love in the home, but the love they have with the people that they were literally kill people and they're all together and they making money together and their party and together they have a good time together. Driving cars together like this is way Better. And whenever ver they grew up with like band of brothers ship, yeah it's exciting.

They're litter in a war but there are a war in an american city which is crazy. But I mean, if you look at the death toll of uh, people killed in uh, afghanistan during the height of the war is comparable to the people killed in the chicago, I would imagine the people in south chicago more people killed. I think what happens in war of courses, depending on the war, of course, but sometimes such a large amount of debt, like in god, I would, if you can call a war, like there's a large amount of deaths and large amounts in one day, right, which in ganging violence you get IT over the weekend.

You know, this ga ga shot, that gaggle shot is cumulative, but I bet it's close and I believe its higher. I believe the death toll for the sousa's chicago is as high or higher than afghanis. An at the high of the war.

That's a wild, wild. And then if somebody dies in mexico, there's a tourism alert, oh yeah, where you're not supposed to go.

What's the way they die next? go.

I seen videos .

who there is a due to, used to be a dorman at the improve, and one day I was just walking the club like the top because you will see this car tail video. I know what is IT and IT was a due who is tied up, tied up in his arms and his legs in opposition, in a pit ball, was eating his dick. I was like, yeah, I do not need to see this for go on stage.

Like this is horrific. This huge pitt bull. Just clamp down this guys, dick and he's just riding back and forth and and the dog eats alive grees as cries great paint butter commercial only that he's been about, I don't think to have to that these dogs are litter trained to eat fucking terrifying.

You get is there a place to chose statistics about gangs, violence? I need to know more about what deaths are you talking about in afghani? Okay, let's say this because it's like everyone is a lot.

It's they wake up number. The chicago deaths in the weekends are all told total twenty, twenty three. There was six hundred and twenty one death in chicago and twenty twenty one I see for afghani and fifty, two hundred civilians were killed.

But is that when we pulled out? Yeah, yeah. That's different. That was a that was never killed there before, eighty six hundred years before OK.

So it's always more it's more the year we pull out was horrible soldiers though, if you just do western soldiers to very similar number, but I think that was okay. So it's it's people in afghanistan that are killed, western auto. So western soldiers is comparable. That must be already.

but still even thinking about an american city, not even american city, the south side.

american city, a major verses.

a fucked in war torn country, right?

It's a country that, I mean, it's the city. Rather, that Franks are natural, wrote a song about IT was his kind of town, right? My caratal chicky.

Have you heard? A, I convert Frankincense. A, uh, into, uh, m and m so Frank and attra is singing, lose yourself.

Oh my god, it's perfect. Does that sound?

It's amazing. Yeah, it's amazing. Have you heard? Jammy, yeah. You don't think it's amazing .

this .

face you I choose to listen, I just I I loop in my house. I know they want to a cool lic experiment of often, but like it's never really like good now you're right. It's interesting though yet to me it's fascinating how competent IT is here.

Not good. This is this one. This is actually not what we thought.

That was what you mean. That was a covered by someone singing. Who is that?

Says the guys name here. H it's not a was A. H is great. Keep on.

Well, is that that guy .

that covers all of the songs? Well, so there, that's the Richard cheese. So do we have a problem here? We like sound stuff, youtube shared.

Is that what this is? We can play that that I don't like cut that out just so we don't get in trouble and just say who the guy is, cut that out, add that out so we don't get in trouble. I have focused .

when we were playing on.

and oh yes, you play two hill dam. That's good. I thought so I saw a youtube real or an interest.

But as I said, I I just chose the wrong one as all I. Oh, well, that one was really good OK. This is the thing that I saw.

That's the same thing. good. So they are damn you again. So good. So a chat rode up those this guy from, like, early next year days, Richard cheese in the lounge against the machine went supervision member versioning about that car. So he sounded exactly nata.

Yeah.

this bent down here. yeah. I mean, that sounded like in A I sentra. That's why a trick that got on the video that I wow.

How could I do thank you for teaching that there's lot people online that are willing to repost anything and just say this is what this is just for they get so much money for engagement farming as yeah, I was reading something about that I was reading something about someone was talking about how they make money on instagram and that they make a thousands of dollars a month on instagram. And with engagement, that's why they post so much. Someone say why you post so much.

It's like, I make money. This is like a business for me. Like this isn't. And I like plant.

How much money can you make an instagram? I think IT also, you be doing tiktok and youtube to you. unique.

Thousands of dollars for about an hour of work a day. yeah. Why would you do regular work?

Yeah, no. I have people that do you like. We will go through one of my albums and then they'll actually make IT into a sketch where they play all of the parts, me, my children, whatever IT is why I am talking about.

And then they put that out and tagged me in IT. And it's like, I don't they make money off IT that's wild. And then I tried to post something and they say there's a copyright infringement ment. So like this, my is fucked in mind.

Yeah, the legal shit IT all gets real weird. Now I get IT, it's a lot of but there's a lot people making money off of other people stuff too. So I get that why that would pissed you off.

It's something taking your stuff. Saw discussion today. I think markets Browning was bringing IT up that um he pays the company to transcribe his videos for youtube upload as a transcription so people can look at IT in close captioning and what not. There are now companies that exist that can rip the transcription off of youtube and not sure exactly how. And then they're upload that as a blog post and then they make you know add revenue of a blog post if if they did no work.

Where's so many blog posts that are clearly either made by AI or by foreign people? They don't totally understand english because the way they phrase things as goofy and they do like celebrity news, like sometimes you get socked into click on a link, like to read like a legitimate story, and then I need to a sponsored link. Why is john travolta homeless? Like why john volto homeless? He me, he got me.

Then you get sucked in, like the ten people that have age the worst over last twenty years. Like, no, what's going on here? What is happening here? People who lie about plastic surgery and you're going to look at, oh my good, you fuck on, liar and then you get sucked and it's like next, next, next, next.

So each each one you click, they get a new click, you know they get a new it's not like it's not all in one page. It's a multiple pages as multiple hits and then they're getting the ad revenue. After that, we had a guy back in the day that went to jail because he rig something so that every time you went to his website, if you afterwards bought something from amazon, he would credit his account like you went through his website, use his website link to get amazon percentage yeah.

So he like put like a cookie in someone in your computer or something. I don't know exactly. I don't want to say how went, but this guy got went to jail because he was making money.

That really wasn't money. sure. So instead of someone saying he like, I don't know, they still do this. But the way I used to do, they would say, hey, if you want to support this podcast, use our amazon link on our website, and we get a cut back from amazon every time you use IT. And so they would do IT as a way to support.

And then I would also IT would probably facilitate some impulse purchases that maybe you would never make before. Oh, you oh, this guy is got a great podcast, someone to help amount by going amazon, like you socks and then you just buy things on amazon. It's so easy. And then, you know, so this guy would do that if you would go to that amazon, even if you invite anything you would put on your cookie and your computers next time you went to amazon. I should say, like all we went through our website.

they do that with like if they go to my website or they go to your video stuff like that and then they can they can send ads out to people that have similar click patterns like all that should that just blows my mind yeah what's .

reading to think today? There were saying don't have an amazon alexa in your bedroom. The dirty each other was, listen, you're trying to watch porn.

You just silly way. IT works. IT has to listen here.

Do you use one of those? No, no, no, no way. I do. I always assume my phones listening to me too, always and now I know IT is for sure at least with I think that person yes we don't know that when you buy that like you've already agreed to like right having a microphone around you all the time yeah and you don't think about IT, you just think, oh, what a convenience yeah I just ask alexa and shall play a music for me and Alice turn lights down alex. Do all these what things .

sometimes alexa make my daughter stopped talking to me and she's like, we have an election like now .

just please take the hint. Well, if you talk shit, the theory, theory get subset. If you ask like get rude with theory, theory, there's no reason talk like that.

Why are you talking to me? And I has like, that's where you know maybe a month away from that being implemented completely on your iphone, right? Isn't the new iphone eighteen IOS? Eighteen doesn't have like a much more advanced theory that I have conversations with.

You find out when you get to use IT, that's for sure. Well, you can use the right now, right? Can use the beta if you want to.

You want to get crazy? I would not assume that IT worked perfectly, but a bit by the time they are letting people try the beta. That's pretty, pretty good. I think mark is Brown ly, uh, just released the video where he was examining A I O S eighteen, the pros and cause of IT, the things that you can do. You can make text messages with a satellite now. So if you a place that has no service, you could send out text message to be a satellite, not just in S O S, but like you could send a specific text to people.

can also make people very lonely. Because you're got me talking this robot.

Yes, it's like the movie here. Oh yeah, that's hundred. And by the way, hands and SHE sued was IT IT.

Which one was a ChatGPT? Yeah, what was a german? He went through with that, but OpenAI the company.

Okay, so they were asking her if they could use her voice. And he said, no, they use the voice that exactly like her voice, not exactly pretty close. Close enough, close enough. Where he decided he is .

going to is IT her like other clips.

What's her from? No, it's another person. Okay, but her attention is they got a person to sound like her, which people suit for before, right? I didn't can't kim card asian so because they had a kim card asian look like did a commercial when kim, what to do IT interest yeah. So if, like, you won't do something, they can get someone to looks super similar to you to do IT. And then you are so that people were sent .

car commercial for a while that I had to list to IT twice because I thought I was me oh, wow. And they didn't even ask me the first time. They just like nothing to know. I mean, they weren't trying to use my voice at all.

But if someone who sounded so .

much like IT was crazy, a lot of people out like, hey, man, congrats on commercial what yeah .

the scarlet enhanced the thing we played IT now that i'm thinking about IT when I when we played IT here IT was different because um SHE was the voice of her, right? So he was the voice that walking beny exposed love with, but the clip that we played IT was her like bed time talking, you know, like he wasn't laying in bed. And I think he had like more of a rusby time to go to sleep. Boys, whether you know the rigor ChatGPT implementation is like scarlet at the office.

Okay.

jersey, that movie where he becomes a god.

What's a cold? remember?

Look, yeah, yeah.

yeah. Move.

man. That's fun. man.

He is one of those one actresses where if I see her on the picture of the movie.

she's compelling. Yeah, he was great in this movie. Under the skin was an D.

I. File film. And SHE played an alien. o. SHE played this alien that a duced man, and like, drawn them in another dimension.

It's very hard to describe exactly how they SHE was naked, walking to them, and they were just slowly drowning. He was a crazy movie, like a really weird movie. But she's an alien. SHE comes from another planet, and she's really hot.

And SHE like to do this. These men under the skin, yeah, I will be.

This is is a crazy, crazy watching.

So I don't know .

if the alien did that to her and SHE and I became her. I don't remember how I worked SHE just assumed that he was really good though a very original, like original movie, like you want to like ool, but again, hot, like like rule in your life, hot. Yeah like change your plans, move to in their state hot you know there's there's certain women that they lock eyes like a year in real trouble.

And that happened to me. I got hurt to move to minnesota. That was pretty sick.

That is pretty sick and he is still there. congratulations. Says, thank you. Yeah, sometimes he worked. He d never know.

But the thing is, like, if she's an alien and SHE really just wants to draw you in another dimension, I fuck in letter, you might have to. You might mean what you can live forever. You sure not let you go out a very unconventional, pretty amazing way. People get to talking about that for if they know, yeah, if they ever find out about cultures.

can find me some way under an interdependent onal water system.

What do you think is this talk? I don't even .

know about IT.

You don't pay tension .

really well because I if they want to come, get me.

let's go but when you see all is like disclosure talk on television and they are talking to congress and you know, pay tension .

really I wait until the end. It's like, right? It's like I tell my kids all the time, don't borrow, worry from around the band, right? It's like if you're going to have to worry about IT, you're gonna to not to worry .

about i'm not necessarily worried about the alien thing, are more interested. sure. My, what is this? What the fuck is going on? You know what? How much of this is nonsense. It's not zero percent. So okay, what how much of IT is real?

So you you do think that people are coming down. Other I think .

it's highly likely that the universe is wait stranger than we think. IT is way stranger. And I don't even know if as conventional as a thing gets in a ship and flies here from another place.

I think IT might be into dimensional traveling and might be something that's always been here. There's that thought because there's so many instances of things like what we think of that are in like the bag of a guitar, these ancient tax, there are thousands and thousands of years old. And they are talking about things that flying the sky, flying Cherry is flying, things that have gods in the, and what is that, what's all about?

comments?

Shooting stars could be, for sure, some of them probably right. Some of these things that people see tracking across the sky, they see something extraordinary, lights up the sky. And then method gy is attached that right? And then people, you know, ten years from now tell that story.

Then other people tell the story is told to damn by the people that were there. And then that gets little twist ted up like game of telephone. There's some of that too. But then there's also uniformity. There's uniformity to the descriptions of the movements of the ships and and what these things do, what the weather interested in us, what they say gets very weird, IT gets very weird, to the point is like, okay, this is a mass illusion of, this is a creation of the mind. Like carl Young thought was a creation of the mind.

I thought IT, was that some sort of an illusion that people can drill up in their mind? But it's just like a common illusion, just like it's there in the human psyche? Yes, but then there's also like physical evidence of these things.

The physical evidence is when things get real weird because then like if you're tell on the truth, then this isn't totally an illusion or maybe it's all those things, maybe it's total bullshit lies. People with moths that make up miss about comments and natural disasters and all kinds of other stuff, and also into dimensions beings occasionally, and then also things that i've always been here occasionally, and then also things for another planet occasionally. Yeah mean, all things are it's not binary, right? It's not either uf posible shit or know the real one hundred percent. It's like IT might be all those things, everything combined.

That's think a lot of people struggle. This IT can be yes and yes yeah. That doesn't have to be yes and no yeah.

There could be a lot of things going on simultaneously. We, we we're concentrated on one, some of them at one hundred percent.

I'm convinced our government drones that IT work on some incredibly sophisticated propulsion system that probably doesn't have a person in IT, but they probably can move at fantastic speed using some new novel proposal system that they don't want to release to the public, and they probably don't know how to weapon SE IT yet. Probably fly in these things around and seeing right to speed. They just can pot guns on.

They can't out shoot people with them, but so they just, just fucked in with them. And then I think that's the reason why they keep getting cited over these military spaces. I think they try him out on the troops just like they try out vaccines in the troops.

Just they try out burn pits. You know, they didn't test burn pits to make sure that people were are going to get sick if they're just breathing in toxic fumes from all the garbage from thousands of troops. And they just did IT. You know, I think they probably do the same thing with everything.

They just try that out. Yes, so wonder if you hear if IT makes you think IT like when I watched blur, which project oh yeah, I went in to IT was dark when I got home. I was light when I laughed and dark when I got home and I sprinted.

And all the you think you're see in fucking people in the corner turned around and you go, well, that can be right. I can. yes. So once it's in your head, maybe keep in the sure .

yeah things in the woods, things you see in the woods that's probably big foot guess in your head I would think you were looking for that fuck and giant Harry man.

You see a tree kind of band with the wind.

And you're like, what the focus the thing about big foot is really interesting, though, is that native americans have a bunch of different names for them is a lot of names for them and they don't really have a lot of fake animals.

They don't it's not a common trade in north american culture to um in any native american culture rather to worship a bunch of different things or to talk about a bunch of those things aren't real like mostly they are talking about real things and then spirits right like they are talking about the different spirits of the sky and spirits of the sun in nature. They essentially talking about mother earth and god and guy and nature but they didn't have like fake animals. They didn't have big food. Yes, there's a lot of a lot of there's a of big foot that makes you go I think at one point time IT was real. I think IT.

we think there are a bunch of them.

yeah. Well, they know there was a real thing, right? They know there's a thing called jagan pathetic. S and gigantic pentheus existed alongside human beings, for sure, one hundred percent. And IT was a bip hamond that was between eight and ten v tall.

And IT was, like in the round attack, g, and this thing was discovered in the nineteen only, say, nineteen, twenty and nineteen thirties, are in a napoli's Carry shop in china. And anthropologists that they found this massive prime teeth. And he instantly knew that they didn't belong to gorilla.

They didn't belong to any known primate like where you get this. And so they took him to the site, and they start digging. They found job bones that indicated that IT was by petal, something about the position of the jaw that indicate these things stood up on two legs by the size of IT.

And then they found some other bones. I think they have a very incomplete skeletons of these things, but they know that this was a real animal, and they know that that existed as recently as I believe I was hundred thousand years ago, for sure. But I could be way more, more current. There is no baLance available.

So then you think that thing was real, stories got passed on and then people started in OK.

Yeah probably I can get yeah also, where IT existed makes sense because if you think about the sightings, the sightings are on the pacific northwest, right? The pacific northwest, if you fall that up past alaska, which also has a lot of sightings, then you go across the bearing land bridge right in asia, was where this thing existed, economic sense.

And then the more they find out about people on in north america, they used to think that all people came across the bearing lang bridge. They don't think that more. There's so many, there's so much, so much evidence of people that we hear twenty five thousand years ago.

There's footprints in in the grounds like a mud that they have theyve now carbon ted to more than twenty plus thousand years old. And so that's just what we have, right? That's just the footprint that we got lucky and got from twenty things to say that there's not people that were here fifty thousand years ago, one hundred thousand years ago.

So now you ve got big for its real right, because if those people really were alive and while those people were alive, so if you go back, just go back twenty thousand, right, if you go back twenty thousand years ago, you're dealing with north american lions, which were the biggest lines on earth, bigger than african lines. You have sabor ude tigers. You have giant loss.

You have all these enormous animals that don't exist here anymore. And this was all in north amErica alongside people IT just economy kes sense that you would have a big foot, you would have a giano pithecoid at the at least a few of them, especially up there, up there where they like, there is thickly dense forest. Seems like if you're a big fucked in plant eating shaheed ad and that you would live, you would live there IT just totally make sense that they probably existed, just like all these other things.

You know, they don't find a whole lot unless they are in the targets. They don't find a whole lot of like labor, two tigers. They don't find a whole lot of things that existed before twenty five, thirty five thousand years ago, except dinosaurs, of course. So who knows? No.

man, I would love if the afterlife, you were just there for an hour. Poke you up to us. I can, cord, put everything that happened in there so, you know, and then that's out.

What would you do if you had a chance to be, get that cord hooked in and see an hour of any point in the history of the earth?

What would you go to? Uh, well, I was, say all of IT over an hour. It's just when remake knows yeah.

that would be fun but if you could go and see one point in history, in the history of earth, where would you go?

I think i'd probably .

that's .

a great question. I mean, this is gonna be lame, but i'd like to world war ii, that's not lamb at all. I'd like to see, i'd like to see the the genesis of at all, and then and then throughout and all the all the hidden conversations that were taking place.

Remember the opening scene and saving private room?

Oh my god, yeah.

that was the first opening scene. That was the first scene of a war that made me think this is probably what IT was like back then for those guys.

Yeah, I didn't say one word. I went to a magne and I didn't say another word till I woke up.

There was so heavy. IT was so brutal and so graphic and so intense .

when I thought, and guide doesn't kill the german at the end, I meet out of furious. Yeah, like breathing with my shoulders .

crazy about a movie man and only a pet ini fraction of how crazy is really was, i'm sure. Yeah, for sure they did the existence like being there, seeing that happened and being a part of the fuck man.

And then they had to come back and they had to actually live lives.

Yeah and in no coaching right? You just come back with the call shell shock. Yeah then I don't anyone see this? Do yeah, this is wild.

I don't want see this speaking in which, how about that president? How about that trump? O how crazy is is is is if there's ever been a real indication that we're in a simulation.

So like this season of USA, yeah is the crazy season that ever existed. There are so many twists and turns, so many plots yeah, so many villains, so many incomplete, bumbling fools that you like. There is no way that, ladies, a heart beat away from the president.

There's no way, there's no way someone is not telling her to stop saying that same thing over and over again. What can be unburden by what has been like? This is a, this is writing. Someone wrote this. This seems like a script.

A president that he is giving a speech get shot in the ear and then stands up and goes full. John bender at the end breakfast club.

bro, he pumps fist in the air that was a crazy and says, fight I and when the fucking guy who's a photographer is a wizard, that guy who got that photograph find out his name .

because this guys award .

wing with the yeah and the angle that he got IT like where he was standing when he took the photo. It's one of the most iconic photos of all time that we've been position of take IT wow. W that's nuts.

Man, that's nuts. So you could see as the bullet start flying, this fuck and dude doesn't even duck. He still got his camera out. He's right behind trump and he just got his camera out that is so gangster. I mean, you want to talk about getting a shot no matter what he's running around, that could be bullets flying his way.

I would think you holding up something black in your hand that's pointed at the president and I should get shot.

I mean, the trump story is right out of a movie, and i'm hoping it's not a Stephen king movie came out while we've been recording secret service rapped up security after receiving intel of iranian plot to fascinate trump connection shooting oh, they rapped that up and so they ignored the roof one hundred and fifty .

yards away yeah is just so so many things .

where you just do what and there's so much of IT that seems fake like the the female secret service agent that can't holds to her weapon. Have you seen this? Just like move them around all radically and SHE tries the hoster up and you can get IT in there.

You can figure out how to put in IT and SHE stop in IT and tries back due again. IT looks so fake. An actress. No, IT looks like an actress. okay?

IT looks like if you were going to have a bumbling person in a movie like, almost like a comedy of errors, or a colon brother's movie about an assassination attempt on president, you have this lady. Look here. Watch what you're gone.

Look, look, he gets her gone out, tried to put IT in there. SHE couldn't do IT and she's thinking about put that back in there. SHE finally get IT in there.

Like the whole things, like from around the whole thing is crazy. The erratic movements, no one knows exactly what to do. IT seems fake.

Yeah, that's an audition I could nail.

Yeah, that seems like, okay, now you're you're panicking. You don't know what the focus going on. You really shouldn't be here.

Go well. But my god, I get dut. You want secret service? Cool, calm, collected. You hi, ready with the gun scanning the area, looking left and right. Yeah, you want them swift, decisive movements. You don't want to see any this fuck and scarily trying to put the gun back in.

IT seems pay when you see .

the regan shot. IT is just a bunch of people move to die. This seemed IT almost seems like as this simulation gets further and further along, IT gets more and more insane. Yeah.

look at this.

Yeah, they die. And they immediately they get is gone immediately. And regan survives is also crazy.

The trump one is just so not too like if he turns his head in the last second and the bullet grazed disease, if he didn't IT hit the back of his head and he's dead, and then we fall in chaos. And s and then people think that the bite administration had trump killed. no. And then this is questions like, how the fuck is this twenty year old kid climb on that roof one hundred and fifty yards away? And no one season?

Well, that one guy was pointed in the whole time yeah like pointing to six.

He's right there and they're yelling he's got a gun. There's a guy in the prone position on a roof one hundred and fifty yards away from the former president. The whole thing is not the whole. The whole thing stinks of either incompetence, uh, or a design or we're in the matrix.

This is a fucking fake movie IT seems like almost to watch this the most bombastic and a manly of presidents for a lack of a Better term to see him with these two female bumbling secrets, to service agents, to the one to see that, to see everything happen, the way is to see that they knew the sky was on the roof, to hear that that guy pointed his rifle before that at a cop. So the cop engaged him. He point the rope on the copper, and away the guy climbed the roof of the latter.

You can see the latter. The whole thing is bananas, twenty years old. And then you find out he was in a black rock commercial.

You like, is this the black mere? Like, tell me what's going on? Is this real? Is this real? And then trump goes golfing with the next.

And then the part.

when he made the part.

did you hear a quote? No, he said, that's a difference between me and the shooter. I don't miss.

这是 and then you have .

people flooding from the to be like， mary, yeah that's a good quote. I i'll do this.

There's people that are like, okay, he won. Like they just give them. They didn't didn't not even going to try to run anybody other than buy. Now they were trying to get by them out and now I think .

you've abandoned that. I I I wonder if they are doing the old like, you know, train the boxer as a as a call.

I just I read that golf story too. This is not the first time there's a lot of accounts to put out fix shit and that Jimmy, stop, ruin our dreams I just want of a bit was nice ingy real jme plays a lot of golf and he gets very touchy when he comes to golf and he calls fair shit. That's fair. I just came from a red post of people screen shot that there no pictures no nothing is a well to say Young tall too. You got your first story mentioned on the podcast.

That's me. You can get me. You can get me very easily.

I did read that too the whole thing so wild there's video of the kid um in the blackrock commercial like what and there's the video of a kid like they're saying he's getting bullied in high school but he doesn't seem like he's being bullied IT seems like everyone is haven't fun because he talking about how he is a tenant penis and there is just filming each other.

He looks like there are having fun and you're looking like, how is IT two years later this guy tries to kill trump like what happened? Yeah no. And then you find out he was a registered republican like.

what you know, high school, those teenage deck guys always getting Better.

He was saying, IT funny. He was like, he's trying to be funny, you know, so I got to turn each penis. I mean, he wasn't saying, like, I definite have a talent stick.

IT was like, he didn't seem like he was being bullet me. Obviously I saw a one clear. Now the fuck. The full context of IT is but twenty, twenty years old and he's got this this idea and he pulled IT off.

He actually gets a shot off and nickem and then they kill him like you seen as twenty year old kid, though his life is over. Like somehow another, he talked himself into trying to assassinate the president as a lone gunman in pennsylvania got on top of a roof, either through sheer incompetence or some other, for some other reason, he actually had a shot off. And the present just moves his head at the right time. Like the whole thing is, if I was in a movie, I D like shot off and that .

you believe in god, that's like that. He's I K, yeah. I don't want him up here. Yes, I don't want to. I'm the greatest Angel.

Or maybe he wants him here to expose how crazy our political system really is. Because the only way we find out how coordinated everything is, whether your trump fan or not, or even if you hate trump, put that aside for second, and just look at how much coordination there is in the media to go after him. And that exposes like this, this thing we have to step back.

We hold us second. What what's really going on? Where are you hate that guy or not? Hate them? Hate dom, think is a cruk. Hate dom, think he's a lot hadow.

Do you think it's weird that they're all in lockstep with the way they talk about them, even with things that aren't true? Like especially the russia collusion hooks that they all talked about for years and years I thought was real. I thought like he collude with russia.

And that was like the crazy thing about him winning the presidency. Oh my god, he worked with russia. Maybe russia has something on him.

You kept hearing about IT, right? That was just bullshit. And they went through that for a years. And you, and then and you start going, okay, what else is coordinated where everybody is saying a couple of the north stream pipeline, you know, see more here, says we blew IT up.

Like a steam journalist is like, no matter what they say, I am telling you, this was, are doing, we blew this up. This wasn't some other country. This wasn't russia.

IT wouldn't low up their own pipeline. We blew up in the body. Every newspapers like this body to we possible IT could not happen.

Was this is russian disinformation. Russian disinformation you heard about, like every story, like so hard to understand. Like what is the motivation to getting these stories out? Are, is, are these narratives created by the real government that runs everything and then like, tells the news organza that are in business with them what to say.

what to do? I mean.

who you're .

voting for, a guy who isn't doing much when he gets there. I mean, there's a lot of people around that are making these things. And I will tell you, I still believe a lot some of the russian shit because you've heard me fuck and misquote the golf thing. I mean, I still believe a lot of.

should I hear? Oh, I do all the time. They get me all the time, so many stories that i'm sure bullshit that i've paraded. But if trump.

if trump wouldn't play the political game, if he wouldn't put the people on the supreme core, I am I know it's this job when he's in there, but if you would do any of that, should he's definitely the come out on stage and be like waving papers, you guys are gona fuck and believe yeah and everybody.

everything he is if he wasn't doing that other stuff. But the only way he gets any support is if he does that other stuff too. You got to understand trump. He was a life long, lifelong democrats yeah life fong, which is so weird.

wasn't he was starting to run for president wasn't he's still like wasn't when he started talking about IT. I believe .

A I believe so well, he had a very close relationship as the clinton, to the point where he paid them to come to his wedding or his daughter's wedding. And one of those things like you would pay them and they would come to weddings and events and he would go to events.

You know, that was like the famous thing that was at the White house, uh, correspondents that you remember that the White house press correspondents dinner was always supposed to be this thing were comedians would do IT and they would like Michelle wolf did IT one year. I can crushed IT remember SHE crushed IT so hard, and they would go up and they would troubles, by the way, the first guy to not do IT like can not make that to me, got of a busy move. But every other president got roasted.

And one time, uh, one during the White house press correspondent thing, obama went on stage and he rose to trump and one of the lines, he said the trump he said, i'm one thing that you'll never be which is the president united states because this is when trump was trying to claim that obama's from kenya member the births of there was, which is wild, that stuff was wild. You know, he was like like saying he knows for sure that obama came from kenya and there's people that we're like examining photo shops of the perceptives. C IT was a crazy conspiracy and that was no, he was roast trump in the audience.

And you could see trump and his head gone. Kay, I want to fuck run now. Like that might have been the thing that got him to run like legitimately. That's how crazy that guy is. That one moment, yeah, where obama was talking shit to him, might be the reason why trump was like, uh huh, I can show you because you do not want that working guy.

Your bets well, this is the first time i've ever meant to this. But thanks, obama robs.

What a crazy turn of IT again, seems like a written, seems like a script, seems like a simulation that IT really does. He really does so much of IT really does so much of life, really feels like a simulation. And the thing about the this trump stuff, and just all of the this this stuff is happening with social media.

And AI, the guy who's at the helm of one of the biggest social media networks in the world is elon mosque. Elon must said that the odds of us not being in the simulation are in the billions he believes wholeheartedly that were in a simulation. See if you can find him saying that because it's such a nude quote because when someone says that, you go, oh yeah, maybe. But when elan must says that and he says IT definitively, he says IT like with pure confidence and is no hyperbole, he's stating IT like, this is something i've ve analyze. This is something i've got about for a long time, also made that .

cyber truck.

Do you like to? not?

I just IT looks like you can't be penetrated with a lot.

You can be penetrated with a bullet. And their fund .

drive ever driven one. I've driven a tesla, Normal. But this is different.

the same thing IT IT defies time, doesn't make sense. IT goes so fast for something that so big and its bullet proof. So like it's crazy. It's the kind of thing that you would make if you're in that guy like let's make a fucking and steel truck that's bullet proof. Simulation is here is do you entertain that?

Well, the argument for the simulation, I think, is quite strong, because if you assume any improvements at all over time, any improvement, one percent point, one percent, just six down the time frame, making a thousand years, a million years. The universe is thirteen point eight billion years old. What would civilization if you counted? If you're very generous? Civilization is maybe seven or eight thousand years old.

If you counter from the first writing, this is nothing. There is nothing. Um so if you seem any rata of improvement at all, then games will be stinger hable from reality.

Our civilization will end. One of those two things will occur. Thankful we are most likely in a simulation.

So this is on my podcast. He said that. But then there was another interview where he was being questioned, like, what are the odds? And he said, the odds of us not being in a simulation are in the billions.

A family family believes that. But IT might be what the universe is, which we are talking about, how the universe is stranger. I think the universe is stranger than we think IT is.

That might be why IT might be, because it's not totally real or nothing is totally real. The idea of totally real is not real. A gara concept of things being real is even if you ve thought, like look at quantum physics, right, which I definitely gna butcher.

But there's the observer effect. There's a thing that they do where they look at things on a quantum level. And when you're looking at them and measuring them, they have a different action. There's something is going on, but we're interacting with matter where IT doesn't make any sense.

Like if you get down to like the lowest levels of understandable reality, you get into subatomic particles, and then you have spooky action at a distance where these things are somehow or another. They connected in vast spaces, but they interact with each other instantaneously. And if you take photons, and photons are quantum ly entangled, they figured out how to take some sort of a super sophisticated image of photons that are quantum tangled.

They look like a year. And yang, like, exactly. It's the wildest thing you see. And you like what the you should see.

This is the golden ratio thing is part of the golden ratio is different, the golden, the golden ratio is like, there is like things like the fiba ch sequence. This is like mathematical ratios that exists in all of nature. This, this is quantum entanglement, two photons that are quantum ly entangled. And when they get this, like superstars, tilted imaging of this thing, IT looks like a and Young like, exactly.

That's pretty sweet. J will find IT. So do we all you think we all have a different, uh, a simulation like this is what i'm seeing. But in someone else, a simulation, i'm i'm very poor. I'm living somewhere else.

I'm doing this. Probably all things are happening. Sim multi eusden, and you're just in this one right now. And i'm not even sure if you're in the same one you are in yesterday. That's where it's weird.

I think when you go to bed like who the fuck nose what happens? You're closing your eyes and disappearing. Who is to say that you are coming back in the exact same place you might have been born today, your whole life?

Everything that exists might have been a creation that did not exist twelve hours ago. You might have woken up here. IT is, look at that.

That is pretty insane.

fucking insane. IT looks exactly like a Young diwali and harmony. That's the chinese symbol for diwali and harmony. And that is literally quantum entangled photons.

Are there so many things like that in sacred geometry when they're looking at all this like that? These are small, lest things they can measure. You getting to magic, some atomic particles are fucked in magic there.

What are they doing there in a superposition? What the fuck? I mean, what they're moving and they're still at the same time like what are you even saying? What does that mean? They blink in and out of existence.

They go away. They come back. They move around.

You don't know what the fuck they went. Like what is this? It's magic.

It's basically something that can exist anywhere else other than in the quantum state. But that's the that's like the base of everything, like everything you touches. nothing.

There's nothing there. It's mostly nothing. And yet it's oak tables. We might be misunderstanding what happened here a little how we went over that with who we go that no, but he says that they did. I'm rereading with eric wiegand in, didn't IT said so that Young ang was programmed into IT, recovering enough information to recreate a Young gg.

Simple programmed into the photon, generating upper ata, applying tricks of holography, the researchers were able to read positional information in the interference of two separated light waves, recovering enough information to recreate a union symbol programmed into the generating apparatus. But I don't know I don't think they're saying they programmed that into if you if you see what they're saying, the researchers were able to read positional information in the interference of two separated, likewise recovering enough information to recreate a yan yang symbol programmed into the photo generating apparatus. I think they're saying that they're recreating this symbol based on what's happening.

I don't think they're saying they programmed to look like that. My guess is that they're doing that so that they were looking so they what they are looking for, IT says as simple as the inya looks in this single tic image represents a significant leap in measuring numerous quantum states in a short time. Do you think that erwin si would have picked up on that? That's what I was saying.

Even I go back to go back to what just there because I want to read the next, the next. Where were you on here? No, no little lower.

This, this method is expanding ally fast than previous techniques, requiring only minutes or seconds instead of days. What importantly, the detection time is not influenced the symmetry ray's complexity, a solution to the long standing scalability chAllenge in projective tomeo logy tomography. Okay, where are you dumb .

you like they were looking at them and then figured out how to map them by what they were looking at. And then quite .

m all sorts of directions, not just the image, and it's like all the dimensions. So it's an super space, and up and down and left and right. Well, how much can they see of a photo? right? What is a photo? kay? Let's go look this.

Give me an image, google image of a photon. Let's see what the fuck they can see. I meet all this stuff is up a new tree nose.

They're passing through the earth, like, passing through us right now from the space. What like? What is this? Is that how? What he looks like? What is that? Left shapes are photo on.

Look at hologram of a single photon. Why to start alone? Okay, that is the that's the fuck. That's at the bottom. You keep looking in the ingredients, individual points, a picture, traditional photography merely registered light intensity, the interference phenomenon also register the phase, the light waves in traditional holography, a well described and sturb reference wave is superimposed with another wave of the same wavelength th reflected off the three dimensional object.

When a hologram is generated, interference occurs as a result of the phase variations between the two ways, resulting in a complicated pattern of lines. The word yeah I don't know what the fuck I just said. That's the problem where you done. We're too uneducated to really understand what the fuck they're saying.

But that's a that's way they .

can trick you yeah you all about jesus. Jesus is the base of at all about the second maybe in their world. Maybe if you here's workers really scary, right?

Maybe if you believe in jesus is real, like maybe that's what religions really all about. Maybe the thing is not, oh, I can prove that there's no god. Maybe if you believe there's a god, there's a god again, might that's how of wear the simulation might be well.

I think it's a brilliant move because if you believe there's a god, you're never gonna you're wrong, right? Because it's like goes to dark.

Also, Jordan Peterson, he has a very interesting perspective on this.

He says, I won't tell you whether I believe in a god, but I act as if god is real, and if you act as if god is real, you will have a Better life, which is almost like that thing of the news, right? Like, is the use a real thing that gives you ideas? I don't know, but I do know that if I sit in front of my computer on a regular basis and I dedicate myself to writing ideas, come to me, yeah and I don't know if that's just like I don't know if creativity is like endurance. I don't know it's like a physical quality that you possessed because of work.

I don't know. To me, god is like year round santa. It's like, go to sleep. Be nice.

He's keeping a list. Yeah, that god, that kind of god. But what about the universe? God, there's some creative force that absolutely exists, and it's called the universe.

IT literally makes all the stars. IT literally makes black holes. IT literally makes carbon based life forms in goldy og zones on planets like ours.

IT makes IT. The universe made us. So if if you wanted to find evidence of a god, the universe is god, IT makes sense that IT would be god IT.

IT is everything. We wanted to be a person. We wanted to be like a guy with rules.

But there are some kind of rules, right? As as human beings, when we interact with each other incorrectly, we feel bad. When we interact with each other correctly, we get things done together. We spread love, we spread joy, we spread happiness. And that's a lot of the tenants of religion or preaching that.

So it's almost like there's some guidelines that these people who have figured some whisper of what god is out and they wrote a down on these animal skins and they locked him up in a fucker clay pot and kumon and they found them and desipere dum and and that's what IT is, right? That does these grows are whatever that is, is then literally interpreted, and it's interpreted by zealots, and it's interpreted by people that use IT to control people's behavior, is interpreted in a manner that controls large populations and enforces people to be subjected. Like that is the whole reason why the revolution, when Martin luca created a fanatic version of the vivo, and others were doing at the same time as well, or similar time periods, people are freaking out.

Because now the bible was available, the people that didn't read that. So now the bible was available in german, in the people. And then guys like mart lutha were saying, interpret the bible as you will.

And the police like, no, you fuck and don't. What fuck can kill you do? They are like your room in our whole gig.

Because their whole gig was, they were the power. They were the prepares of control, the bucket. Pope ran the biggest army in the world at one point time. The pope is running europe well.

Martin lutha, he got caught in a storm and then parade the god. Because if you get me out of this, i'll do this. I'll start luthor ism and that's the ultimate all quit drinking you know say it's like I promise if you .

make me stop puking 哇哦 so .

that I mean and I think .

at the base of IT all there's a story， there's something that happened. There's too many similarities and even I always say this, sorry if you heard IT, but the people that, like when you in the bible, in the begin, there was light, what the focus, the big bang, that is the big bang. So maybe they kind of understood some things, but they talked about IT.

IT was a oral tradition for a thousand years before, is even written down some of these stories. And some of these stories have origins where their super similar and other religions super similar. Catastrophies super similar, like this no as art, which is real, similar to the epic of gilgan. Ash, which is really like four is real, similar to jesus. A lot of like, real, like what really happened.

And if it's the beginning and it's light, maybe it's, maybe it's birth, maybe the beginning of somebody y's life. But I find myself at the end of a drive like I used to, to drive three hours to the airport back and fourth for seventeen years. And i'd get home at dusk and deer o everywhere.

And I just go, no, thank you. I don't believe in god, but I just go, no, thank you. Like, I don't want to hit one and then I get home and I I would I go universe, thank you.

I mean, so there's gotto be something like if you're nice to somebody nicely comes back, if you're a dick in traffic, IT almost seems like all the shooting drivers at once, they're fucked and beeper goes off and they hit the road. But if you're decent in traffic, seems to open up a little bit for me anyways. That's what i've note.

Depending on power. You live, you live in L A. You're flocked no matter what, you're flocked here. Yes, I think there's something to that. But then there's also babies are killed and dry by right?

Yeah that that gets real confusing.

So I don't like it's I don't think it's necessary, don't think it's necessarily really makes sense. I think IT kind of makes sense. And then IT doesn't I just like the U F O thing and just like everything about human being? I think there's a lot going on thi multi eusden.

that's why I want that. Our long plug in. I don't I don't want to turn a life. You know how long that is. Let mean come out, I just want you might have IT no matter what I just want to know and then that if .

you are living a new life every time you wake up, you might get a turn na life with like not that's what some people believe. They believe that there's some religions that believe you will do this life over and over and over going to get IT right.

I've got some work .

to do and we all do.

Yeah, but guess what is you get IT all right?

You're not going to get stand of company. Now that's a problem. We are almost domain ourselves to repeat over and over origin because because to do our job correctly, you have to step out line and you crack a few eggs to make an omlet.

Yeah, yeah, it's, uh, comedy is is pretty. Who's the jeff done him? Remember him? Yeah, sure.

So I was opening for him in miami. And I just remember this because this is that my ultimate egg cracking. The crowd hated me for thirty minutes. And so at the end of IT all, I took my shoe off, and I put my sock on my hand, and I go, is this what you guys wanted? And I started doing that fucking in, and then done, and comes back, and he goes, this doesn't gona work this week and I was like, I didn't think so i'm sorry, but fuck and I was just so pest.

that's fni. That's funny. Mock to people that one of the pupil they .

were not through.

That happens though, if you bring somebody on the road, you know you're a big act, like a popt act, like a very specific kind of act. Your observations, your relationship.

shut up. I used to open for john peanut, and I was a really good shape. And people fuck and hate you. I mean, they used to have to pull seat out of his room. Like if I was a three eighty cap the'd have to bring IT down to three fifty to make .

room for him to move through .

the eye will .

offered to his fans, oh god.

because they would bring him full cheek kes from the cheesecake factor all.

my god.

Yeah, they were having with him.

He was fun. Man, when I started in nineteen eighty eight, he was an established professional. And remember, I saw him one night at next commonly stop. And he was buck and killing. Yes, he had a bit about going to a chinese buffet.

No, you been here for hour.

Get him out such a good bit and he would crush. He was one of those guys too, that they have the advantage of looking funny because he was just such a round, big smile, jolly fat guide. And like, you smiled when you saw him, like, this guy's is .

going to be fun. He's the most gender guy ever met. I had two kids living in minnesota and he goes, I like you so i'm going to match what the club pays you and i'm going to pay for party your plane ticket. And I I don't think I want to be able to keep doing comedy without them.

Oh.

that's very sweet. And now if you look up that chinese bit, they've cut, you know, how the need for clips. You have to cut laughter. He just looks really racist because they've cut .

all the laughter.

H no, it's just him like in the act the last, I think to make IT the right, right time or something. I don't .

know that do that. Oh, no. Because that bit used to kill. Oh my god, I kill.

Yeah, I sound do that bit in boston like, oh, my god is a monster and when you see something like that, when you are, you know, twenty one, you be doing comment for four months. why? Yeah, but there were so many guys like that in boston at that time.

They were just murdered. They were so fast paced e and their punches, we bang, bang. G banging. They're so much energy on stage. Yeah, IT was a crazy time.

Like you said, you have to in boston because people don't want that downtime.

Yeah, I think that's the case with all cold environments all like, I guess, said new york was a lot like that, places where people are fucked and deal with shit. They don't have time for your nonsense. You know you can't be out there, but although you can do a lot of that now in new york, you get to wear a lot of nonsense in the right rooms. Yeah, I think so that they want you .

to sit in particular for a minute before you should say something else they want.

You need to have put social justice of ahead of your your laughter. I have to do that like what I just tell, joke, whatever, just things I think you're funny is that OK too have to me when i'm saying.

yeah instead how about don't laugh when don't think it's funny? Yeah don't throw a fit. Just don't laughter. no. And the laugh .

when IT is some guys have to find their audience. And then once to find their audience, then the people go for them for that kind of comedy. Like that was the case with match hedberg. That's the case right now with William on gummy, like William on gumi. I know.

you know him. Oh, can I tell you? Yeah, I did kill tony last night for the first time.

I don't know anything about this guy, and he just fucked and screamed in my face. I thought that he was going to punch me in the face. So i'm sitting in there watching this guy and i'm just like there's cameras on me. What happens if he hits me?

And I just enough to sit here, see he was a real mania.

I thought he .

wasn't say he's so funny. When you see him to stand up, you get IT like when you see then when people become a fan of his because he's got a huge following now because he killed tony. And then when you go see him light, like the black keys came.

They did my podcast and they're gonna to the club afterwards. They said, dude, kid, wait on coming come you going to be on stage? I got all make sure that I call up so he wasn't scheduled to be on the show.

I call wa black keys to see he went up there with like full confidence in front of the crown who knew he was and he fuck in murder but ice to see him years ago and people just didn't know what to make of him. He was just get starting out. He was so crazy. He seems so unhinged. But then off stage, like, super and nice guy, I came and yeah, did you meet him off stage he came nice to meet you fucking .

with me right now because I go your screaming at me in there and now you're like the nicest person I just sweet heart super, super, super nice guy I M to be but that's the kind of guy that has to find this audience and watch, just eat shit.

He had a lot. There was famous story about a club that booked him. And the guy before him was like this really high energy guy. I think the guy actually did like a back flip on states, like something nutty, like to close this set out, and like super high energy that was the middle act, and IT was like all hacked bullshit. And then hedberg went on afternoon.

IT was bombing and so got fucked over, like in the middle pay, even though his headlined and they made the other good headline, and he's like her going to contract. They like, fuck you, you bomb. IT was like a big, he was like a war with other comedians stand hope time in IT was like a lot shit. But that was a guy that once he found, once people knew who, what they would go to see him, and he would make.

yes.

all non seconds, which always killed me. I was like, how does even remember of them?

I start in.

Yeah, it's for a really good help. You remember everyday.

I guess, I started many apple us, went to grand forks, north dakota to duce, uh, audition for this house, some cesspit. And hedberg IT was right after he did a montreal all and got his big deal. So I got to watch him the first time he's coming off that deal, confident in his prime. I mean, nobody killed harder.

He was so good, but he was also so unique. And you wanted to see that kind of comedy from him. Know he wanted, he put you into this mindset like someone has.

We have wanted a frozen banana. I said, no, but I want a regular banana later. So yes, yeah, this is such a weird cases, just such a silly, unique. K, how to find audience?

yeah. And you knew, and he was in town a couple of weeks before you, because all the Young guys in that town would be laughing like .

him talk and like him a little yeah he's David tells the worst with that ah people start talking like a IT becomes so contagious because he's so good and he's so infectious like it's like whenever he's doing is like you're infected with his his agency is timing, especially when you're Young.

Start now. Hedberg got so famous and I was so Young and impressionable that we were out eating one time, and he has a joke about, uh, you know what my friend said, uh, you know what, I like math potatoes come on me and you've tt a, give me time to guess as a joke. And I was the match potatoes guy. And I used IT as a fucking in intro because everybody knew who hedberg was. So when I don't have any credits.

I was like part of phya. That is just critical. That's a layer.

Is that's you. That's funny. Yeah, he's another one we lost. Yeah.

it's been a long time too. Doesn't even seem like IT. That's the one thing about losing comics as you can. You can see him still online, can watch and all the shit.

I see norm clips every day, every day. Some new funny norm clip.

Yeah, I just saw a norm clipper when he was on snl about maDonna having a baby. And he goes, manana is a baby, seven pounds, six answer, which makes IT the fourth largest object to pass through her vagina. He was just fucked and fearless.

Me, yeah, he was a wild fellow. He was a wild fellow. Such a fun guy.

No, in the way he died is pretty angry. Ster, how cancer didn't tell anybody. He out to went up. Canada die there.

Going into the woods .

didn't tell anybody, which is crazy. Even his best friends, like our friends with his literal best friend, didn't know. They know that was over. They were making plans, making plans to do stuff. Yeah I suppose .

you didn't know how long?

Probably I guess yeah, I I believe you had pancreatic cancer, which is a really, really rough one, is that the one he had IT kills a lot of people.

I think they just found something with a protein that causes IT so that they're talk in my it's the big killer and so they're talking and maybe they figured one of a mt.

yeah, I saw that. I hope it's true. Luke mia, I was hix.

Hix had back out cancer. Yeah, that's a rough one. He's another one matched.

That guy was still alive. Mean, he dies like thirty five and he was Young. yeah.

And he he had such a body of work.

How you think you thirty five b and you go see. Now thinking about that thing is like thirty two or thirty three. When he did .

I think about what I was, thirty two.

thirty two, thirty two. Nuts, nuts and IT changed everybody y's comedy everybody y's like jesus that I wanted to be like cakes so much so that the back Green room of punch line at land of georgia, someone who wrote the Green room, quit trying to be hicks. Like, yeah every time I go there like, yes, so many people want to be like even Richard Jenny said me, he's saw and he said every time I seem like that as we doing more stuff like that like he was so profound for the time I have a guy talking like that the way he's explaining things as well as making them funny IT was so different but .

if you Richard genuine, you want to be in movies, be in bill hicks isn't .

the way to get there. I me know just that thing that hits you when you watch someone. Yeah, you know that feeling, god, I want to be doing that kind of stuff here, you know but he wasn't that guy.

He was just a silly joke after joke after joke guy, which was amazing. But for whatever reason, we put so much weight on profit. Oh yeah.

people that are making a point socially relevant. You know you think I hadn't want to tell you fuck and stories anymore.

right? Especially we can do IT. You can make a point and it's very funny.

You like it's an undeniable first grade that makes an undeniable point. That's very funny. Yeah, that's the fun part, trying to figure IT out.

Yeah, the fun part. Um listen, man has been great kids to know you talk to you. Thanks for my pleasure. Lot of fun. I tell everybody where they get to hold you social media website.

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