#2258 - Steven Rinella
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Joe Rogan podcast. Check it out. The Joe Rogan experience. Train by day. Joe Rogan podcast. Steve Rinella. That was a long exhale. I needed one. Is this Trump's chair? He sat in that chair. Yeah. I want to soak up some of the tenacity, man. He's got a lot of that. It took me a long time, man. It took me a long time to...

to see it. Like, I remember people would talk, you know, there was this thing when he emerged on the scene, it was this thing about, like, toughness. And I'd always defined, like, in my mind, toughness was being able to go through some, like, alder-choked hellhole real fast. Right. Or hike up a hill. So I was like, that's not tough. And then later I was like, oh...

Yeah. Like that. That kind of tough man. Think about what that guy went through. I mean, he had the entire media, the entire justice system. He had the deep state, the Central Intelligence Agency. He had all these people like conspiring to take him out, literally an assassination attempt and then another one.

in and out of the news in no time. Nobody cared. No grace period. They waited about a day and then they started talking shit about him again. That's the thing. When I looked at, now that I've come to understand it better, the fact that most people would crawl into a hole. I got a buddy, I don't want to say who it is, but he had sold his business and he told me, he goes, when I sell my business, I'm going to crawl into a deep, dark hole.

And later he's kind of back out and bought another business. And I said, what about crawling into the deep, dark hole? And he said, well, I did, but my wife was in there.

He goes, I have to get back. I'm not ready yet. I got to get back out. People, I think that's like these sort of fictional depictions of the future that, you know, everybody wants this future where, you know, you're just holding hands and walking off into the sunset, the golden years. It's all bullshit. Yeah.

If you're alive, you're going to want to do the same things you're doing right now. Yeah. You're not going to have some point in your life where you're going to want to do nothing and be happy that you don't have to do anything. You're going to get depressed. Yeah. I think about it. But my wife's smart enough to worry about what would happen to us if we didn't have, like, you know, dragons to slay. Yeah. You know, she feels that it might be essential. It's not.

It's essential for life. You need puzzle. You need at least some sort of a very involving hobby. You need something. I mean, you can retire from, if you have a lot of money, you could retire from your financial pursuits. But you need something that you enjoy doing. Human beings need tasks. If you don't have something, you get very dull. And that's how people get Alzheimer's. They just fucking get dementia. They just like sit around the house and their brain atrophies and stuff.

And then they just die. Yeah. But I look at people like that and, you know, part of looking at, well, Biden and Trump would be at that age. Like I plan on at that age to be like really kicking it and just screwing around outside. Yeah. Just having fun. But that just thing that like to perform to the bitter end, man. Mm hmm.

Well, Biden is not performing. Trying to perform to the bitter end. Whatever he's doing is strange. Yeah, trying to keep at it. I think he's getting propped up. I think there's other people that are pushing him towards the, get out there, come on. I think Jill's got her hands on his lower back. Just giving a push. Get out there. Come on. You can win again. You could have beaten Trump. Yeah, it's...

But it's that thing, too, where people, oh, one day you'll get to a certain age and you'll, like, you know. I'm 57, and I used to think, oh, when I'm 57, I'll be done. If I have some money, I'm just going to relax. Yeah. That's nonsense. I don't want to relax. How long do you think, if you had to guess, how long would you do this podcast? This is the easiest thing I'd do. Really? Yeah, I'll do this forever. Really? It's so easy to do. Yeah, as long as I'm actually interested in talking to the people. How hard is that?

Actually interested. Yeah, but that's the only reason why I do it anyway. Like I only talk to people I want to talk to. So no one ever tells me, you know, have this person on your show. There's literally zero input from anyone else. So everybody I talk to, I look at, I go, do I want to talk to that guy? That might be cool. That'd be interesting. I want to find out what makes him tick. I want to find out why she writes those books like that. I want to find out, you know, what keeps him going. That's like...

The whole reason why I do it is because I enjoy it. Do you picture walking away from stand-up before you'd walk away from podcasts? I don't know. Why would I do that, too? I have my own club now. I'm 50 years old, man. I'm just starting to wonder. I'm just starting to have all these questions. I think you just stay healthy. Stay healthy and do what you enjoy doing. I think live in the moment. I think this idea of planning for the future is silly.

I really do. I think you should have goals. Like if you enjoy doing things and you're like, I would like to get to this point, I would like to do this. And it's something to strive towards. That's good. But this idea that like, you know, one day you're just going to like stop doing stuff. Like why? Yeah. Are you alive? Are you enjoying doing it? Yeah. Let's shut the fuck up. Well,

Like you could be so much worse off. There's so many things to dwell on other than whether or not I want to stop doing something that I enjoy. Why would I ever even think about that? That's a good point, man. It's a good point. These are all questions I had never really thought about, but I'd be more interested after I crossed that threshold. But I could conceive a time where I don't want to do it anymore. I don't want to be a public person anymore. The public aspect of it is the weirdest part.

The people constantly wanting your time and everybody thinking that if I can connect with this guy that I can make a lot of money. I can set up a business with him. I can do this with him. I can do that with him. He can introduce me to this. I can work with him. There's a lot of that. A lot of that that's exhausting. A lot of these opportunists and weirdos. Those are exhausting. I remember years ago.

three, four years ago, you told me that you wished you were, uh, we were eating barbecue and you told me you wish you were 10% less famous, but I feel like then you got 20% more famous. Yeah.

Yeah, I fucked up. Well, I thought doing the Spotify thing. I was like, his direction isn't going the right way. That was the whole reason why I took the Spotify deal. I was like, good, they're going to give me a lot of money, and it'll only be on Spotify, so I'll be about 10% less famous. Good. Let me slide off into obscurity. Because, I mean, as long as I'm making money, I was like, I just enjoy doing it. I don't care how many people. Like, the people that like it will still listen. So maybe I'll have less casual fans. Like, who cares? Who cares? You know?

There's a certain level of fame, though, that's a little unmanageable, and I'm in that level. It's very unmanageable. You know what it is? If you'll allow me to tell you what it is. Okay, please do. And I observed this. My wife, who's traveling with me right now, I observed this after we had dinner with you one time. And certain individuals, you included, would be that...

It's not just people that don't like you, right? There's people that like you too much. Yeah. People that don't like you just avoid you. I know. So it's like you got to, like at a certain point, you got to worry about the people that like you. Yeah. Oh, believe me, I know. Because they like you a lot. Oh, I know. Yeah. And they also- They're like, I'd like to kidnap that Joe Rogan and bring him home with me. They want me to come to their house. And keep him in my basement. Yeah. I get letters. People want me to come to their house. Yeah.

I get it, you know, especially if you don't know anyone famous. And the thing about podcasts, too, is like you're so intimately connected to that person because you hear that person talk all the time. Yeah. I do four of these a week. So it's like they're hearing me, you know, it's fucking 12 hours a week. Yeah. Me talking to you. Yeah. It's a lot. Yeah. That thing, I mean, it comes up. It's over observed. Tim Ferriss mentioned it to me. He's like, people think like they think they know you, but he's like, but they do.

Mm-hmm. They do. They do, and you don't know them. Yeah, yeah. Which is real weird. Yeah, they know what you think about stuff. They know what you think about current events. They know about your background, right? The good thing about that, though, is if, like, someone tries to pretend you're something other than you are, if, like, there's a smear campaign against you, people are like, no, I know that guy. Oh. Like, they actually know you. Yeah. They really know you. Like, people have listened to me, like, 100 hours. There's no...

There's no confusion. There's no guesswork. This is who I am. I'm not that complicated. It's a long charade. Yeah. This episode is brought to you by Visible. You know how most wireless plans feel like they're designed to confuse you with hidden fees, weird subcharges, family plans you don't even want?

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That'd be a long charade that you've played. Yeah. Imagine. Imagine you bullshitted people for that long. That would be amazing. Like a hundred thousand hour charade. Fifteen years of bullshitting people. Yeah. But, you know, there's always that suspicion when you see someone on television that they're not really that way because there's been like Ellen, like the Ellen situation. Yeah. You know, people found out that Ellen was mean and all these people came out and said, Ellen's actually a fucking bitch. And everyone was like, oh.

I can't believe it. And she lost everything. She fell apart, disappeared. Because people found out that this character that she was portraying in a half an hour on a television show is not really who she was. But I hadn't already known that because I had a buddy who worked for her. And he was like, she's a fucking monster. I didn't have a lot of... I didn't really...

Had a lot of awareness. You probably did just from being in the business. I only did because of my buddy. Yeah. My buddy, Greg, who was one of her writers. It was like, she's a piece of shit. I didn't know enough to be surprised.

It's just people that they get in those positions of power and if their whole life they've been fucked with and picked on or they've been marginalized and then all of a sudden they're in control like, oh, now it's payback. There's a lot of those folks. That's what happened to Castro. Is that it? Is that what happened to Castro? Yeah. I mean like – I mean it's like the – in fact –

I would talk about that a little bit in some, you know, I've discussed that in like various conversations around when you watch like certain political fortunes rise as it becomes, things become vindictive. I don't even go to Canada anymore. I won't go to Canada for UFC. I don't go over there. Man, I've spent my whole life in the northern tier states, but I've remained somewhat oblivious to

Political movements in Canada. Well, they don't have free speech up there. They don't have a First Amendment. They have different laws. They have hate speech laws. Yeah. Which are very dangerous because who defines hate speech? Yeah. You know, like so hate speech laws in Canada, they refer to gender pronouns now. So like not just male, female, like if a guy like if Caitlyn Jenner decides that she's a girl, like Bruce Jenner decides he's a girl. Now you have to call him Caitlyn. If you don't, that's hate speech. Like, OK, maybe that's debatable. Maybe you're being an asshole. But no, they want.

Like all 78 fake genders, like Z-Zur and all these fucking crazy fake ones and they-thems. Well, that's where, like, that's, I mean, isn't that conversation what spawned kind of the ascendancy of Jordan Peterson, right? 100%. Yeah, coming out of Canada. Well, that's how Jordan and I became friends in 2015. Yeah.

Then Jordan did my podcast and then Jordan became a famous guy for speaking out against this Yeah, he's going through some sort of bizarre re-education process in Canada and he's going to publicize it because it's so ludicrous so they want to educate him on Like what he what he talks about on social media if he wants to keep his clinical license. I

To practice as a psychotherapist. Oh, is that right? But he doesn't want to practice anyway. He makes far more money doing what he... They've essentially made a monster. They made him way more famous than he ever would have been before. Sure, yeah. They highlighted all of Canada's problems way more than would ever get highlighted without this persecution of this guy.

Hmm. It's kind of crazy though. Yeah, so he's going through it He's like fuck you. I'll go through it and I'll go through it publicly you guys are idiots also No, I'm gonna have to know what the outcome will be well knowing he's gonna trounce them like good luck debating that guy Yeah, good fucking luck like good luck like who do you got on your side? That's gonna go up against that guy like shut the fuck up who on your creepy authoritarian totalitarian regime is gonna stand up and make sense

Competing against Jordan Peterson. Good fucking luck. I wouldn't want the job. Yeah, good luck. Good luck debating that guy. It's just the whole situation up there is just so fucked.

And I don't know too much about that Pierre Polivet guy, but I hope that there's some sort of meaningful change up there. I used to love Canada. I used to say Canada is like America, but with like 20% less douchebags. They were so friendly. They're so nice. I used to love going to Montreal. I used to love going to Vancouver. I loved it up there. But the woke shit hit there so hard because they don't have freedom of speech. They don't have a First Amendment.

So when they start clamping down on your ability to express yourself, like there's a really disastrous implications. Yeah. But they'll probably, I mean, there will probably be a course correction now, which seems like just generally on free speech issues. There's a radical course correction right now. Sure. Or you become Iran. Oh yeah. You know, roll that way. Yeah. I mean, of course, correction doesn't always work. Like, you know, we think it works because it works in America, but,

And it works in America because we have the First Amendment and we have the Second Amendment. And those two things work together. And if we didn't have those things, we would be genuinely fucked because every government wants to eventually completely and totally control its population because it's way easier for them to make money. And that's what they like to do. Yeah. They like to make money. They like to be in bed with the lobbyists and the military industrial complex and the pharmaceutical industrial complex. And they like to fucking impose their will on people.

And if you can't express yourself and say, hey, this is fucked up. This is crazy. Why am I doing this? Like these studies show that you're not correct. If you can't say all those things, which right now you can't do in Canada, it's not the same. Like their ability to express himself on the Internet has been severely limited. It's real weird, man. It's real weird. And it's happening right. You could walk there. If you wanted to, you could walk there. And it's fucked. It's like it's on the same patch of land as us. And it's fucked. It just shows you what can happen here if you don't have the right laws.

Because people like that fuckhead, Justin, they pretend that- You guys are on first name basis. Yeah, that cocksucker. They pretend that they're- And I don't talk this way about anybody. No, I'm really surprised. I genuinely despise people like that. And I think it's good to say it publicly because people need to understand what these people are doing. These people are leading you on the road to legitimate communism. He's leading that country on a road to legitimate communism. It's very dangerous.

And I think most Canadians are fed up with it. At this point, it's just like the party up there has so much control. And he's been forced to resign. So he's got to step down. And just hopefully they don't get some new slick talker to con them into the same old bullshit. Hopefully someone comes along that has real meaningful change. Which is what I'm hoping is going to happen in America, too. If that Tim Walscock sucker, if that guy got into power, like if Kamala died and

Tim Walls, Tampon Tim, was our fucking president. You know how crazy this country would be? That weirdo puts tampons in the boys' room. What about our joy? He's a complete pathological liar. Like a complete liar. Lied about being in Tiananmen Square. Lied about being a fucking head coach of a football team. Yeah, I thought some of that was...

Just weird and how avoidable it was a hundred percent avoidable but pathological liars people that are habitual liars They just lie all the time about everything, but there's a way There's a way you can do it where it's sort of like no one's ever gonna know and there's things you can fib about They're just fine that you find out in five seconds So you wonder about making the call to embellish something that a person could answer?

on their phone right right instantly like almost as you're saying it yeah um that's not true no this was your rank in the military oh you didn't deploy uh for for war you didn't why are you saying you deployed at war the the weapons you used in war no no no you weren't in war like oh you were a head foot no you weren't a head coach you were the water boy yeah the are you talking about i thought some of that was weird well he's just a liar

But that's what a lot of these people are. They're just actors who are ugly. And they're like, well, I can't really make it in show business. And I want a lot of attention. And I want to be a special person. So I'll do politics. I'm good at bullshitting. And most people, you know, they're trusting. They're like, oh, he's saying the right things. If you say the right things...

You know abracadabra and then next thing you know, you're a fucking governor. Yeah, you ever gonna run for governor No, no, I'm not running for nothing. I don't want to do nothing I don't want to do a goddamn picture down the road man. You might be like I want to be governor at Texas fuck that Why would I do that? I have the best job in the world. I get to talk shit with zero responsibilities If I get something wrong or listen, i'm a moron Why are you listening to me in the first place?

No, I have no desire in any way, shape or form to have anything to do with anything involving politics or I don't want to be in control of it. I don't even like having employees. Jamie's awesome. But I mean, I don't like having employees. But he's just great. He's just great. He's easy. That's why there's so few of us here. You know, like I have a friend who has a podcast, a big podcast. He has like fucking 13 people work for him. People running around with clipboards. Like, what do these people do? Yeah. Why do you have so many people working for you?

Like this is freaky. And he's always got like inter office conflicts and people getting fired because people are fighting with each other and fighting over like promotions and trying to get to backstabbing each other. And like, oh, yeah, maybe you wouldn't like being governor. Fuck that. I would hate it. I wouldn't want I don't want to be a mayor. I don't mean nothing. I don't want to be nothing. But I did get some not even a mayor. No, I don't want to be a city councilman. I want to be a con. I don't want to be shit.

I don't like the whole thing about it. It's just it's not it's not a good gig. It's just a it's a creepy business. It's a very creepy and prostitutional business. It's just I don't like it. Yeah. Yeah. Part of the impetus that pushes people into it is that they want to reverse that. But I think that then there's a there's a there's a there's a magnetic pull that takes you in the direction of being perhaps what you wanted to get rid of.

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It seems like it happens to a lot of the really idealistic young people that get involved in it. And then all of a sudden they start doing really well in the stock market. Yeah. They make some good bets. Yeah. They used to be making $28,000 a year. Now all of a sudden they're worth $12 million. Now they're worth $20 million. And they're hanging out with a bunch of other people that are going on yachts on vacations. They're like, I'm going to go on a yacht on vacations.

Next thing you know, I want a Mercedes. Like they get you. They slowly get you. You know Evan Hafer. Evan Hafer had a great saying. I've been repeating it a lot too much lately for people to listen to this podcast. But he said, psychology is more contagious than the flu.

I was like, "Ooh, that's so true." - Oh, you mean like ideas in psychology? - Well, being around people and the way they think. - Yeah, I'm with you. You absorb the way they think. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you're around people that are just trying to have a good time, that are nice people, genuinely you lean in that direction. I try to spread that.

I want everybody to have fun. Like, let's have a good time. Yeah. Like, if you're around a bunch of creeps that are just trying to climb the ladder and claw their way into power, like, ugh. Yeah. How do you maintain your sovereignty? Yeah, that kind of psychological infection. Yeah, good luck. Good luck battling it out with 460 other creeps who show up in D.C. and lie. Yuck. Although I did get, like, a bizarre...

I did enjoy affecting the election. Oh, dude, imagine.

Can imagine I did enjoy because I didn't want to I did I did not want to get involved in any way shape or form But he got so weird. Yeah You'd express that publicly in the past. I don't want to have nothing and I don't want anything to do it in the future I don't I didn't want to I just felt sucked into it. I'm like, yeah, like we can't do this again We can't do it with these same people that fucked us for four years and then they're gonna like we're gonna do it differently now and

Like, what's going on? Did you see what's going on? Obviously, you've seen what's going on in California. But the governor gave this creepy fucking speech where he was talking about speculators coming in and talking about what to do with the land of all these homes that have been burnt down. While these...

While it's still only 6% contained. And he did this little dance. I've been talking with the governor of Hawaii about what to do. We've got some ideas. We're going to have some meetings. Really? Show it to him, Jamie. It's so creepy because it's happening while these people are...

Their houses have been burned, all their childhood memorabilia, all their stuff for their kids, the photos, the fucking everything they have. Everything they have is gone. All heirlooms, you know, their mother's wedding ring, that kind of shit. Everything's burnt to the ground.

And this guy's like standing in front of all this stuff and he's got a smile on his face and he's talking about land use. The development plans. Watch this. Play this. I was just talking to Josh Green, the governor of down in Hawaii. He had some ideas around some land use concerns he has around speculators coming in, buying up properties and the like. So we're already working with our legal teams to move those things forward. And we'll be presenting those in a matter of days, not just weeks.

With a big smile on his face. Look at the little wiggle he does with his shoulders. Speculator. Watch this. Talking to Josh. Look at this. Look at this little wiggle. It's excited about the possibilities of speculators coming in. And he's saying, move forward. We're going to move forward on that. These people lost their homes. A lot of those people don't even have fire insurance because the fire insurance pulled out of California. I think like 69% of fire...

fire insurance pulled out of California because they're like, this is too crazy. You guys aren't doing jack shit to manage this. You're not clearing the brush. The amount of money they could have saved by just clearing brush...

Like filling the reservoir, that 11 million gallon reservoir was completely empty during the time of full fire season. Like, why didn't you fix that? Yeah. Like, it's all insanely mismanaged. And then this guy is on television talking about, ooh, really excited about that. Doing a dance in front of the burned down home that people used to sleep in, where their children would sleep in. Like, this is so disgusting. You know... That's why I don't want to be governor. Yeah.

Oh, you know, it's funny. I was gonna tell you about on the way down here, I happened to be sitting across from one of our senators from Montana and, and, uh,

After when the flight was getting off, you know it's hilarious, this old-timer comes by him and legitimately, I'm not joking, legitimately brings up to him potholes on the road. Really? On the airplane. He's like, you've got to do something about these potholes. I'm outside of Belgrade and these potholes are terrible. He's like, okay, got it, got it.

Well, I mean, the senator can't do much about it. No, I know, but it's almost like a cliche. But, you know, the thing with the guys that I grew up with, you know, like a fish that was very central to our upbringing was a fish called smelt. It was different kinds of smelt. So we had a rainbow smelt, and they live in the Great Lakes. And so in the spring when the smelt run, you know, it was a big deal to go smelt dipping, and we would smelt dip them in water.

with drop nets and dip nets. It was a huge thing. And when smelt numbers were really high, you know, it was just like, it kind of brought everybody together. A lot of my buddies used to do that in Massachusetts. The smelt run. Yeah. So the other night, someone had taken out a clip where someone had taken out a chunk of an article in my friend's circle and had sent me a thing where Trump had called the Delta smelt like a basically useless fish. And I was like, man, I feel like there needs to be like a...

like an article in the constitution that the president cannot shit talk smelt, you know, but that's,

But then I realized it was a different smelt. So I cooled off once I realized it was the Delta smelt and not our beloved rainbow smelt. Well, you can have – there's a balance, right, in terms of like being environmentally conscious but also recognizing the needs of the human population. And I think that's been distorted in California significantly. Yeah. But I do get – like my hackles get up when – my hackles get up.

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I get it. That's your world. That's your world. Yeah, there's a balance to be held for sure. I'm not real thrilled with this idea of continuing to do

drill for oil in the Gulf and drill for oil everywhere and knowing that occasionally these things blow up and you have massive pollution. But also, I don't think we should be dependent on Saudi Arabia for all our oil. It's a mix. You know, one of the kind of contradictions you encounter with stuff like this, and I've been a little bit involved in this the last few years, is I started going down to the Gulf of Mexico to spearfish on the oil rigs. And so...

The oil rigs are, they're, imagine like a vertical coral reef, you know? I don't want to call it, by no means do I want to call the Gulf a desert, but I mean, you could, if you're away from the rigs, you could swim along the surface for miles potentially, right? If you're just swimming with a snorkel and mask, you can swim along the surface for miles and not encounter fish. I mean, it's countering where you're seeing them in front of your face. Right. And you pull up to a rig-

And it's hung in fish. I mean, they're draped in thousands of fish. Okay? So, you know, you grow up with this idea, if you just have a passive understanding of all this stuff, you grow up with this idea that, like, oil exploration equals a diminishing of natural life, a diminishing of wildlife. And you go and there's this big debate where certain people want to pull the abandoned rigs out. But you have fishermen...

Who are like, they're here now. Leave them. Because that's where all the fish are. Yeah. You know? And it's this very spirited debate. And different administrations will have different plans. They had a program like Idle Iron, which was to pull them out. There was a program called Rigs to Reefs, which is to tip them over so they're not navigational hazards.

The shrimpers don't like them because they cause navigational obstructions. You can hang your gear up on them. But all the rod and reel fishermen and all the spear fishermen want the rigs there. So you wind up in a situation like that where it's this real complexity. And you can picture, you know, it puts people in a situation, in viewing it, it puts you in a situation where it's not that clean. Yeah. You know? Like you're creating, I mean, they...

You always hate to say it because you're supposed to, you know, you're supposed to be, you know, most people from the environmental movement are anti-oil exploration. But then you go and look and be like they created like an – accidentally created an unbelievable fishery. Yeah. In the Gulf. And there's dudes now – like I got buddies that spearfish there and fish there.

And it's like, you remember in Star Wars, the original Star Wars, where they go to that fucking planet and the planet's gone? Mm-hmm. Hey, shouldn't the planet be here, you know? That scene. I've been with buddies of mine, and they got GPS marks for rigs. And you show up, and it's like Star Wars. It's like you show up, and the rig's not there anymore. Because there's these ships out there called rig reapers that are out plucking the rigs. And they're plucking them faster than they can put them in. But it's got all the fishermen pissed off.

That's an interesting situation. Yeah, they want them there now, man. Lake Austin has a similar situation. So Lake Austin used to be this, it's still very good for bass fishing. They have big bass on Lake Austin. And the people that live on the lake, you know, the highfalutin folks didn't like all the weeds. Yeah. So they brought in carp.

Oh. And the carp ate everything. So now the place looks like the bottom of a swimming pool. Yeah. It's like all the vegetation is fucked. And so the bass don't have a lot of places to go. Like, you know, where I live, people go to the docks. Like they cast to the docks.

you know and they they fish near people's docks because that's like the only cover that these fish have and so there's talk of like submerging like trees or you know dropping creating structures and then there's people that are opposed to that because like you know you have your you know the wakeboarders and all the people that like to like recreation on the water they don't want anything that could possibly fuck up their boat yeah you know but like you

They already fucked it up by bringing in the carp. And you can't get the carp out. How are you going to kill the carp? You remember the writer Tom? Was it Tom Robbins or Tim Robbins? No, Tim Robbins is the actor, right? Right, right. Tom Robbins, skinny legs and all, jitterbug perfume. He had a line where, like in Hawaii, they had this famous thing where they had a rat problem.

and then they brought in mongooses to kill the rats and then now they got a mongoose problem yeah he had some line that like um we used to have a crime problem then we brought in cops it's uh like my first uh you're talking about political involvement my first time my first time i ever approached anything remotely political was on the lake i grew up on we had an uh we had an invasive seaweed

an invasive aquatic plant called Eurasian milfoil. And it grew in our lake, but it made unbelievable fish habitat. And at the time, I was not hip enough to understand the deleterious effects of non-native vegetation. I just knew that when you wanted to catch a fish, you went to the milfoil bed because all the fish were hiding in the milfoil.

And they had this proposal to come in and kill all the milfoil and all the lakes. And I went down and I remember I was, I was in high school. I went down. I remember I was the sole person there to represent like the milfoil side of the argument.

And then they did it. They went in and poisoned all the milfoil out of the lakes in hopes of bringing in the native seaweeds would take hold. But it absolutely transformed the lake. And from a fishery perspective, not a perspective of native habitat, but from a pounds of fish perspective, the pounds of fish, like the biomass of fish declined dramatically.

by pulling out the weeds. Of course. You know, and it's again, like some, on one hand you look like, well, why would you mess up with this? There's fish everywhere. And some people be like, well, it's not a native plant and we need to value native wildlife.

At the expense of what a high schooler would look at as like, that's where the fish are. Yeah. They didn't do what they did to Lake Austin. They didn't do it to Lady Bird Lake. So if you go to Lady Bird Lake, it's just hopping with bass. Remaining a good fishery. Yeah, there's seaweed and all kinds of, not seaweed, but lily pads and all kinds of shit over there that you don't have on Lake Austin. They didn't bring in the carp. Yeah. The other enormously destructive thing is,

that they've done around the lakes where I grew up on is all that, so much of that life, the lake life relies on what you call like the littoral zone. So, you know, the shoreline zone. And most of these fish species, they like it to be dirty, meaning weeds, falling over trees. Like it creates all kinds of habitat, right, for little stuff to hide. And on these lakes where I grew up in Michigan, there's been a tendency over the years to –

to round up, put round up on your shoreline and then haul in beach sand. And you just watch over the years, like over the course of my lifetime, you just watch this like really like verdant kind of like vibrant environment.

become increasingly like a swimming pool in a lot in a lot of those lakes man and it's just been it's just been it's just been depressing to watch happen yeah we were talking the other day about uh eating freshwater fish how how much toxic chemicals are in freshwater fish it's fucking bananas well they have state advisories which i've always ignored

I've always ignored. Have you ever get your blood tested? No, but you want to know, I've might've told you this story, man. Did I ever tell you a story about this? Which one? Well, I'll tell it real quick. So I grew up with a guy who, uh, a guy named Ron spring. Yes. He had his, I'll tell you the Ron spring story. Okay. Oh, I tell the story too. I don't think you told it on here. Okay. I grew up with this guy, Ron spring and it for a living. He was a commercial bait fisherman. He would, um,

He would catch wigglers, minnows. He'd dig crawlers, catch leeches. And he would supply bait and tackle shops with live bait. And he had spring sporting goods where he sold his own live bait. And he would even hire women to sew what's called a spawn sack where you take little pieces of salmon roe, salmon eggs, and sew them into a little mesh bag for steelhead bait. He was just in the bait business.

but also was a fishing fanatic and lived off fish his whole life. So he was living off Great Lakes fish his whole life. And the University of Montana started trying to track down old-timers who'd eaten enormous quantities of Great Lakes fish to test them for heavy metals exposure and other toxic things in the environment. And he'd lived his whole life, like me, with complete defiance of health advisory suggestions about fish consumption.

And he goes down there and he would go in every month or two for these little batteries of tests. And one of the things they would do with them is they would tell them, they'd give them a grocery list. And they'd be like, hey, you got to go to the store and buy like bread, eggs, cheese, butter, whatever. And then they'd wait a minute and they'd say, what were you supposed to buy at the store? You know, and he's telling me this story. And he told me, I always laugh because he said, Steve, I wouldn't have remembered that list if I never ate a piece of fish in my life. Yeah.

So they were trying to gauge his memory based on the amount of heavy metal in his body? Yeah, they were trying to. Presumably, they tested his blood and found something of interest. And so they were trying to figure out what happens to a guy. But I lived in Seattle, right on Lake Washington, and we would catch a lot of yellow perch. Because people, they're full of yellow perch, which are non-native. And everyone in that area, in the Pacific Northwest, is like a trout and salmon snob. So I had the whole fishery to myself.

You could go out and catch easily 100 plus yellow perch out of Lake Washington, but they had a health advisory on them. And you weren't supposed to. They would tell you that perch over 12 inches, you're only supposed to eat one meal a month or some shit like that. But we just wouldn't keep them over 12 inches because there weren't that many over 12 inches anyways. And we just eat them all the time. I would have fish fries.

And when you fried fish in the Great Lakes, there's no person in the Great Lakes region that I was aware of. Like in Michigan, there's no person that would even kind of give a shit about these restrictions. They would be surprised to hear that there were any kind of restrictions. But like the way the different sentiments and different mentalities run in Seattle, you'd have people that like they're like, you caught it where Lake Washington? No way.

Right. Just like a level of awareness from like an urban environment about those kind of toxins. And growing up where I grew up, it was just not a thing that people discussed, even though they're right in the fishing rigs.

When did it start happening? Like, when did freshwater fish become toxic? That would be something I'd be interested in. Man, I think it's like, it's mercury, it's certain industrial solvents. It's BPAs, too. It's forever chemicals. And I think that with Lake Washington, there was a lot, correct me if I'm wrong, like, as I say this, I might be wrong. I think there was things around bowing plants and old solvents and stuff that went in the water. But mercury...

which comes from different ways. They have ways of scrubbing it now and greatly reducing the amount of mercury when you burn coal. But for a long time, mercury would come from the combustion of coal and it would be distributed globally.

evenly everywhere so it didn't it didn't necessarily matter if you were it didn't matter if you're eating a pelagic fish i mean if you're eating like a paciferous pelagic fish would seem to be the worst what does a pelagic mean fish that live their life up at the surface okay and then ones that eat fish that eat fish that eat fish are the worst so picture you got like a like a like a marlin right he's eating tuna

Tuna are eating fish that are eating fish, and so they magnify and accumulate all this stuff in their fat. That's globally distributed in the oceans. And they've slowed down mercury. They've slowed down how much mercury is going out because of the ways they scrub when they burn coal now.

But it's just stagnant in the environment. Did I tell you my arsenic story? No. I got my blood work done. I get my blood work done pretty regularly. And I went once a few years back, quite a few years back, 15 years ago at least. And my doctor said, do you have a lot of arsenic in your blood? And I go, like someone's poisoning me? He's like, no.

do you eat a lot of fish oh really and i said i eat a lot of sardines he goes how how much i go four or five cans a night and he was like what it's like what the fuck are you doing i go what are you doing well i love sardines and when i'm if like i come home from the comedy club and i'm hungry it's easy to have like what i thought was like healthy food it's just sardines and olive oil what could be bad about that yeah and so he said take

Take a few months off and then come back and let's do this again. And I took a few months off and I came back, no arsenic. I was like, oh, man. He goes, it's not enough to be concerned, but you're getting arsenic in your blood from these sardines. Yeah. I work with a guy, Seth, and he kind of had this perfect storm where we had been in Hawaii. So we had Wahoo and Yellowfin tuna.

And he fishes in Alaska, so he had all his halibut. And then he's got a bunch of walleye that he catches. You know, he's a big walleye fisherman that he catches locally. And he wound up, had like, there's kind of like a long-term mercury deal and a short-term mercury deal. But he had mercury poisoning.

His hands went numb and stuff. Oh, yeah. And then I got to read about it. There's like various cases where there's this other case that's kind of interesting. This guy gets on a cruise ship, doesn't eat fish. This guy doesn't have fish in his diet. It was a thing that was covered in the news. And he gets on a cruise and they have all-you-can-eat sushi thing. So he wants to get his money's worth. And so he's gorging himself on this all-you-can-eat sushi during the course of his cruise and generates mercury poisoning.

Like a short-term version, you know? And dudes I hang out with in Hawaii that have access to a lot of big, passivorous fish, they'll sort of like deliberately pace themselves, you know? Like they could live off tuna, right? But they'll deliberately pace themselves, keeping in mind the amount of that stuff you're getting in. And RFK Jr., I had RFK Jr. on the show, on our podcast, and he had had mercury poisoning. Really? Yeah. From what? Canned tuna. Canned tuna?

Was eating too much canned tuna. Yeah. So maybe I've had it. I don't know. I don't need, I would, well, no, I've had my blood tested. I don't know, but, but I can't picture the sentiment I have about as a friend of mine, um, who fishes flathead catfish, which have, they accumulate a lot of bio or not biotoxins. They accumulate a lot of heavy metals. And he said, and we were talking about eating this stuff. And he said, if I can eat, if I can catch and eat so many big flatheads that it kills me, I win. Yeah.

That was his attitude.

Well, there's no cases of CWD getting into humans yet, right? No. No. That's the big fear. Like, you and I are on a text chain with Ted Nugent, and he's always like trying to— I met Ted's kid last night. Which one? Rocco? Rocco. Yeah. Good kid. You know, Ted is always trying to dismiss the concerns of CWD. He doesn't believe in it. He thinks it's overhyped. Well—

It scares the fuck out of me. Yeah. Because it's a prion disease, right? Yeah. So if it jumps to people, and it has jumped to like certain rodent species, isn't that correct? No, right now it's cervids. Oh, just cervids? Cervids, yeah. There hasn't been a case of it jumping to like a mole or something like that? Well, they did. You know when you do, I don't want to get in over my waders here, but.

I'd love to talk about CWD at length, but sometimes you can do a, if someone does medical research and they'll have a finding, there's a term for it. Let's say you have a finding that's alarming, but you haven't done peer review yet. Right. But let's say I just all of a sudden made some discovery that had huge implications and people would need to become immediately aware of what I might've found out. Right. There's a term for it where you would release these,

You release these like preliminary findings, even though it hasn't been held up to academic rigor because it's of such importance. Like a lot of times you don't get to skip that step. But in cases of medical, you get to skip a step and say like, hey, hang tight. We're not all the way there yet. But look, this is kind of alarming. They had a case and it all corroded. But these guys had a case where they were able to infect a rhesus monkey with CWD. Wow.

But then it, you know, it didn't, wasn't replicable, didn't hold up. But when things like that happen, they tend to get a ton of media attention.

But then down the road, the media doesn't follow suit. Like there's been cases where there was one not long ago where they were looking at people that had this rare form of dementia. And they were kind of they found that of these people that had this rare form of dementia, a couple of them had were deer hunters who lived in CWD areas. Right. So they come out with a hey, everybody, check this out.

But then it winds up being that when you do a statistical analysis on it, it was no different than anything else. There was no reason that it wasn't like they scored higher, that deer hunters scored higher or nothing. It's just a certain percentage of people get dementia. Yeah, and so it's like a certain number of people eat dementia, a certain number of people eat venison, and statistically you're going to have some overlap if you survey enough people. So even though they gave like a big heads up, it won't be nothing there. But yeah, CWD...

It's a highly infectious disease. It was first identified in Colorado on a research facility, not a game farm. It was first identified on a cervid research facility in Colorado, I believe in the early 70s. And then there's been a debate. Some people feel that it was always there and wasn't detected, right? And that it wasn't like we found it the minute it came out. It was just that it perhaps had been there

And then we discovered that it was always there. But it does...

It does expand its range all the time, right? Even in the last few years, we've had our first cases in Montana. And we keep, every year we add, like without fail, every year we find CWD in states where it didn't previously exist. Or within states that have CWD, we find CWD in counties that didn't have it. Oftentimes you can look and it makes sense because it flows. But now and then you get these weird jumps, right?

Right. Where something jumps a big moat of inactivity and then all of a sudden you get like a new hotspot and you look and be like, well, how did if it's an infectious disease and deer aren't flying in airplanes, how did it jump? Some of the jumps people tie it to transporting. There's a theory that is well accepted in a lot of circles would be that that moving cervids, moving deer and elk,

to penned operations has facilitated the movement of CWD. What it used to mean to be, if someone was a CWD denier before, it would be that they denied that it was a thing. Like there is no disease called CWD.

There's generally it's generally accepted now that there's a disease called CWD. But but now the debate is like is sort of does it matter or not? Right. Our mutual friend Doug Dern is like heavily involved in CWD, combating CWD, trying to get more money spent to understand CWD. And they look at you're looking at there's two risks with CWD.

One risk is that ultimately it's going to lead to like destruction of deer herds, meaning if you get like it's always fatal. And if infection rates get to a certain point, we're going to lose deer. Right. Like if it's always fatal and you have infection rates of 50 or 60 percent and it takes a couple of years to kill them, like you're going to run out of big bucks because nothing can live long enough. The other fear is that it jumps the barrier and becomes a human barrier.

You know? So people, you know, all the hunters I know, like the, the question we always talk about is like, do you, uh, do you, would you eat CWD positive meat? You know? Right. Even if it doesn't jump currently, you take that risk. So Yanni, Yanni was recently with a guy and he's like, he's eating him and his family have eaten four CWD positive deer. Um, man, man,

I couldn't, I can't, I'm like, I couldn't serve it to my kids. No, I wouldn't eat it myself either. I can't serve it to my kids. I don't, I have annoyingly eat it, but here's the thing. Here's the rub. Um, I've said this number before and people like, that's not true, but it's true. I'm telling you hundreds of thousands of people have eaten CWD positive hundreds of thousands of people have eaten CWD positive meat.

I would imagine that's true. Yeah. Yeah. Over many decades. Yeah. Right. So at what point do you, at what point do you get comfortable? It's a dude, it's a tough one. Yeah. It's a tough one. It's a tough one. It can jump.

It hasn't. It hasn't. But when you look at the history of these types of diseases, especially prion diseases like mad cow, prion disease, jumped people. You know the debate between prion and prion? No. I used to say prion, but then I heard scientists say prion, and I wouldn't sound smart, so I changed it. Well, the biologist Jim Heffelfinger, that'd be a very good guy for you to have on your show someday. The biologist Jim Heffelfinger sent me a...

thing where the guy that named it, the guy that coined the term, spelled out phonetically how it's supposed to be pronounced. So then I was like, okay, I'm going to stick with Preon now. If the guy that came up with it says Preon. Oh, so that's what it is? And not Prime. He's like, we'll call it this and we'll pronounce it this way. Okay. So it's Preon. Now I'm trying to, I always try to remember which one it is and it's, yeah, it's Preon. It's scary, dude. It's scary. And Doug,

I've said this a hundred times before. If I say, man, the main thing I'm worried about is people getting it, that pisses Doug off. Because Doug's worried about that we're going to lose big bucks. And people. He likes healthy deer. He doesn't want a disease running through his deer herd. It hasn't jumped to cows or anything else. No. See, that's one area where...

I'm going to get myself in trouble, Doug, in all kinds of ways, because that's the thing I think about is it's not that they're I'm not saying the ag world is complacent. Right. I'm not saying they're complacent. Like there's a lot of interest in the agricultural community to understand CWD better. But if you look and be like, dude, a cow looks a hell of a lot more like a deer than I do. Right. I'm just going to watch the cow.

and all of a sudden these cows start getting sick then my ass is gonna get nervous right but i'm like they're rubbing noses with these deer yeah and it gets on the grass it gets on the shirt and you can't kill that yeah i remember some politician was like well just cook your deer meat longer and i was like well you i can't remember what it is you can't cook deer meat to 1400 degrees you know or whatever you know whatever else it becomes but but yeah cooking it isn't the thing it can

it can survive that's why if you hunt there's a lot of restrictions now on moving carcasses around right so more and more states are implementing that when you go home they don't want you bringing the head home they don't want you bringing the bones home

I also fear for a time, and it'd just be terrible, fear for a time where you couldn't bring anything. They really restrict movement. It's very easy to comply with not moving bones. It's easy to comply with not moving brain matter. That's easy, right? But picture that this gets out of hand and all of a sudden it's like you can't move venison across county lines. I don't know. No one's thrown this out there, but as they look at further and further restrictions...

It's scary. And so from a guy like from from from I don't want to speak for Nugent, but from his idea of being overblown is his idea would be, like I said, I hate speaking for the guy. It would be that here we are making policy changes, making game management changes, making rule changes, adjusting what you can and can't do in the woods based off a thing that most people would be like. But we haven't proven there's a problem.

Right. That would be his perspective on it. My perspective is it's scary as shit. And as much as our government right now is trying to find a way to stop spending so much money, I support any money that can get spent on finding out if this can be a real problem or not. Yeah. Like, I'll find other places to get the money, but I'd like to channel taxpayer dollars...

billions of them into making sure deer meat stays safe. Well, the thing is... That's my kind of pork barrel spending. There's no way to eradicate it, right? There's no way to identify the deer that haven't exhibited symptoms, and they're spreading it. Yeah, they're looking at ways to test live animals. Then there's other cockamamie ideas that one would be that some deer seem to be... Some deer... Resilient? Yeah, and so that you'd...

you'd move these resilient deer into other populations to try to breed in some kind of resiliency. Um,

Which you know it's a wild animal is it ultimately resilient cuz like mad cow disease has There's an incubation period right this is the the concern like I remember that's the other thing is that we're all like me everybody I guarantee I've eaten CWD infected meat the other concern is we all got it We just don't know it yet cuz it takes ten years Yeah, but they've been tracking these dudes that went to a fire department fundraiser They had a hundred some people they ate a bunch of CWD infected meat at a fire department fundraiser and they keep following up on those people and following up on those people and

And they haven't got it. How long ago was this? It was over a decade ago. So that's the other thing is that we all got it, like all these hunters, you know? I don't think this is true, but some people are like, all these hunters, they don't know it yet, but it could be that all of a sudden in 10 years they all start dropping like flies or develop dementia. I don't... It's such a... I really think that I don't like to see any kind of wildlife disease, right? Of course. I do believe...

If you look at prevalency rates and you look at the fact that it's always fatal, whether or not removing the human question to it, I do think that you will find that it'll become harder to produce big deer. I worry about that. And it'd be easy to track. Just go and look at Boone and Crockett entries.

Over time from all these counties. So go to like Buffalo County, Wisconsin, like a famous giant whitetail producing place, right? They get high rates of CWD prevalency. If you put a line on CWD prevalency, then you put a line on Boone and Crockett entries, then

you're able to track this over many years we have all this data do you does it correlate does like CWD pregnancy drive down big bucks right it's like it seems I'm sure that some I'm sure some mathematician out there has started to try to look at like if it's true but a lot of people on the ground say that that you do see popular population level impact from CWD and I'm guessing there's no way it doesn't affect participation

Meaning that people that would like to hunt and the whole promise of wild meat is you're getting really healthy meat. You're able to control the food chain. But then all of a sudden you throw in this question of like, well...

But it could give you a prion disease, hypothetically. That's going to dampen people's enthusiasm about deer. And I'd hate to see we get to a point where when I look at a deer, I look at a deer with great enthusiasm and love. What happens when we look at deer and we look at them like a disease vector? Right? Does it become like, do you view it like a rat? Or you see a rat and you recoil? Like, I don't want that shit in my yard. Right.

They carry disease, don't they? What if your dog could get it? Yeah, like picture down the road that like deer, which are this like universally loved, praised animal, this kind of like symbol of the American outdoorsman becomes like a, yeah, that shit out of my yard. Oof. You know? What is, when Doug talks about, you know, they do a lot of testing in Wisconsin where Doug is. A lot of testing, yeah. What's the percentage that come up positive? Man, they have...

I think that on Doug's place, I think that like last year, I don't know if they got all the results from this year, but I think last year they had close to 50% of bucks. Yeah.

It's hovering. It's like very high. And this is fairly recent. Like a decade ago they started appearing, right? Yeah. I think that CWD goes back maybe about a decade in his area. He's in Richland County. Richland or Richland. Is he Richland County? Yeah, Richland County, Wisconsin. Somewhere in that ballpark. Yeah.

And it's changed. Like, I don't know when you were at Doug's place, remember at Doug's place, these have this, uh, these have this slogan, like nice buck next year, meaning, you know, let deer grow, let deer grow. And, and Doug has really changed, um, over the years, he's changed his tune and they, and they really want to try to, um, the idea generally with wildlife managers is that by lowering the, you'll slow spread by lowering numbers, right?

Right. That if you have, you know, 40 deer per square mile, you're going to have increased spread. And if it was 20 deer per square mile, 30 deer per square mile, you might slow the spread. But no one's demonstrated a lot of success in slowing the spread of CWD. So other hunters will look at it and be like, yeah, you're out there lowering deer numbers. And so there's half as many deer on the landscape. And CWD still spreads. Right. So so there's you went up with this question of like, how do you justify that?

trying to suppress deer numbers when you're not demonstrating a lot of success and slowing prevalency. And the whole thing you're afraid of is lowering deer numbers, but you're lowering deer numbers, right? But it's like a controlled, it's a controlled lowering to slow the spread. But there hasn't been, no one has an area to your point. You can't go to a County,

I don't think if I'm wrong, I'm wrong by maybe one county, but I'm pretty positive I'm not wrong. And this is generally absolutely true. You can't go to a county that had infected deer that no longer has infected deer. No one's gone into a population of deer and eradicated CWD. No one's got no one's gotten rid of it. That's crazy. Has it jumped to moose?

Yeah, I think that cervids, so primarily white-tailed deer, mule deer, elk, they've had it transmit to caribou. I should know that. It's got to be because it's a cervid, so there's no way it doesn't. Lower numbers?

Not from that. Right. But I'm saying the thing about moose is they're slower numbers and they don't exist in packs. Yeah. Yeah. But since it is a cervid disease, I should know this. Since it is, I'm assuming they've found it in there. I can't think of examples. I can think of mule deer, whitetail deer, elk, caribou, but I can't think of whether or not there's been a positive case of moose. And moose have a whole host of problems. Right.

Right now in some areas, particularly in the lower 48, the northern states of the lower 48, between wolf depredation and a tick. Like a tick is really hammering those moose right now. Yeah, someone told me they went hunting and they got a moose and it was just covered in ticks. Yeah, there's a problem with, in this long series of mild winters, that these...

extreme colds that would lower these tick numbers down it hasn't been happening so you're having animals literally dying like a lot of moose literally dying from tick infestations yeah and then colorado's becoming like a great oh here's all the found in moose in many state provinces alberta saskatchewan colorado and texas has moose what texas has moose

No, no, no. He's, um, that's not. Relatively small areas in the panhandle in West Texas. CWD. That's, yeah, that's CWD, but. That's cockeyed right there. Do they have moose in Texas? No, no, I think it's mixing up two things. But it says it there. I know, but CWD has been found in Texas. Right, so they're not saying moose in Texas. Yeah. Just Google, are there moose in Texas? There are not.

I mean, everything's in Texas in some form of capacity, but no, you're way outside. No moose in Texas. Yeah, you're way outside of the native range of moose. Yeah. Colorado is becoming like an unexpected, it's blowing up for moose. Really? Yeah, yeah. Colorado becomes better. I mean, they've always had moose, but like Colorado is becoming like a premier moose state. When did that happen? They've just been kicking ass there, you know, up in the high country. They have more and more moose.

It's becoming like a great moose state. And meanwhile, like Maine is really suffering as a moose state. Really? Yeah. So, you know, like Maine's whole brand promise, you know, is like around moose and Colorado's going to steal it. No kidding. Well, it's difficult to get a tag in Maine, right? That's very hard. It's very hard. Yeah. For a non-resident especially. I used to apply over there, but I don't apply anymore. Now, what's causing the moose decline in Maine? Ticks. Ticks.

Yeah, ticks. Dirty little fucking things. Yeah. Have you ever heard the conspiracy theory about Lyme disease? Yeah. That's a weird one, right? Yeah, it is. It seems like there's some legitimate concern there that it might have been a bioweapon that got out of hand. Well, I think after the pandemic we just went through, I think people are more open to that idea. Yeah, it was widely dismissed by, you know, people that are a little bit more skeptical about conspiracies. But R.F.J. Jr., he believes it. Yeah. Yeah.

It's very scary, this idea of these fucking eggheads experimenting with diseases and making them more infectious for whatever reason without also developing a cure. Yeah, it is. It's very strange. I guess the one justification you'd have is you'd be like, well, by tinkering with it, we'll better understand it. And if it ever happens naturally, we'd be able to combat it. Yeah, how'd that work out? That didn't really work out, did it? That has to be the story you tell to yourself.

I think they just make money doing research. I think if you're a researcher, you know, like if you're a carpenter, you want to build houses. They say there's too many houses. Like, ah, come on. Fucking need houses. You know, I'm a carpenter. I make houses. If you're a researcher in your field of study is,

diseases and viruses. You want to study them. And if the money is involved in some sort of bizarre engineering of these things, which is what they're doing, this fucking strange gain of function shit that they're doing, you do it. And if you can't do it in America, you're like China. Okay, we'll do it over there. There was a famous Buffalo hide hunter and he had talked about during the great slaughter of the Buffalo, he had talked about now and then he'd commit himself to, to stop,

But say he'd wake up in the morning and off in the distance, and he's like, someone else is doing it. So I think that probably with the, you know, I'm no pathologist, but as long as someone's tinkering with that shit, everybody wants to tinker with that shit. Because you're like, well, I don't know, what are they doing over there that I, what am I missing out on? If they're doing it, I want to do it.

Yeah. I don't want to be the one that looks like a fool. And there's research money. That's how you get grants. Yeah. And you know what? I bet in some ways the pandemic spawned more of that type of research. You think so? Yeah. Because I mean, like, also now you can make the case of how important it is to understand this stuff. Yeah. But you would also make the case like, hey, how about you fuckheads come up with a cure first? Yeah. Start with that. Yeah. Start with figuring out how to cure it. Yeah. I can see that. It's just like.

There's just not a lot of trust in the medical research institutions now. No. There's been an erosion of that for sure. For a good reason. Yeah. I mean, it was a real wake-up call for people. I think they're like, oh, there's not someone with real objective oversight of all this, like doing a really good job of maintaining everything. It's not a really well-maintained situation. Yeah. I used to be a dude that...

Uh, prior to that, I was a dude that accepted a lot of, uh, I don't know. I accepted a lot of assurances and then there was a definite, like many people. I mean, I'm speaking for most people in the country, man. Uh, I feel like, like many people, I gained a new skepticism.

Yeah, me too. During the pandemic. Yeah. I joked about it in my special. About government authority, a new skepticism about some types of government authority and a new skepticism about the way health information. Yes. Is spread. Yeah.

It's just one of those things where anything involving money, whenever there's an enormous amount of money involved and then there's a centralized control of information, like where there's people that have a distribution of information. And then there's also the problem of exonerating people from any responsibility, which is what happened in the 1990s. Or was it the 80s? Whenever they...

gave them because the vaccine manufacturers were saying listen we can't manufacture vaccines because too many people are getting injured by them and we're going to have so much liability that we're not going to be able to make manufacturer vaccines anymore unless you give us immunity to prosecute it yeah and so they gave it to them and then all of a sudden you're getting 72 vaccines instead you're giving children hepatitis B hepatitis B for babies which is just fucking crazy a sexually transmitted disease for babies

Like, what are you doing? Like, why are you doing that? Well, you're doing it because you can. And because the more vaccines you give kids, the more money you make. And you're not responsible. You don't have to pay off anything. You don't get sued. Which is just, you can't do that with these fucking corporations. They're just too evil. Yeah.

They are sociopaths. They act like sociopaths. They lie about studies. They lie about side effects. They minimize their responsibility and they profit immensely and they continue to do so as long as they're not punished. And that's that's the business that they're in. Yeah, I get the frustration. But I mean, at the same time, like I've been the recipient of I've been the recipient of like remedies offered by Western medicine.

Remedies offered by Western medicine for diseases caused by science. Possibly. You are. Yeah, you are a Lyme disease. Yeah, some things. Well, no, take a natural thing like Giardia. I don't think anyone's arguing about that, but you get sick as shit. Then all of a sudden you take a pill and you're quick. No one's arguing that medicine isn't amazing. Medicine's amazing, but the problem with medicine is

You got your scientists and your medical researchers, and then you got your money people, right? And the money people, they don't even know how to make any of this medicine. They just know to sell it. Yeah. And how do I sell it? I sell it by, you know, like that's like remdesivir, where they were selling remdesivir during the COVID crisis. Remdesivir is fucking horrible. What is that? I don't know that one. Kidney failure. They stopped prescribing it. Oh, no, I remember that one. Fauci was selling it to everybody. You need to take remdesivir. And everybody was dying. Yeah.

That's your impersonation? Horrible kidney failure. Yeah, that fucking creep. Read that book, The Real Anthony Fauci by RFK Jr. It's a crazy book. My buddy Seth was reading that book when we were out moose hunting, but I haven't read it. That book will change your opinion on a lot of shit. That's a crazy book. And if it's not true, he would be sued.

They would have said shit at him. You get a cease and desist. Well, it's all documented. I mean, it's all backed up by rock solid information. It's all very well documented. What actually happened during the AIDS crisis, what actually happened during the COVID crisis. It's all legitimate. It's all easy to research.

It's just scary that these people that you don't want to have to think about that stuff all the time. You want to just live your life and trust. Oh, this is the medical institution. They're here to help us. They're here to make us feel better. Yeah. Yeah.

No. A lot of them are just there to make money. But I held that sentiment. Me too. Me too. Until four years ago. A lot changed, dude. I'm fucking super skeptical now. I'm also super skeptical of the herd mindset that people fall into whenever there's some sort of a pandemic, when there's a high level of anxiety. A lot of people fall into this herd mindset. And that scares the shit out of me too. Because there's just a lot of people that are cowards and they're afraid to

They're afraid of public humiliation, public, you know, public criticism. They're afraid of getting ostracized from the community if they don't follow suit like everybody else is doing. And so then they start to try to enforce it on everybody else. It's like the people that were yelling at everybody else. Where's your mask? Put your mask on. Yeah.

You know, there's people I went to a restaurant the other night. The fucking guy served me had a mask on. Like, I would fire this guy. I would not like you can't. This is nonsense. You can't be wearing a fucking mask. This is crazy. I read an op ed in the free press the other day. You know, Barry Weiss's publication. And it was about when they had rolled back. They had rolled back on masking laws. I kind of forgot about this. Like you should not be able to run around with a mask on.

Yeah. Because of like criminal activity? Yeah. So one of these dudes that pushed a person in front of a subway-

it must have been premeditated to some degree because hood and mask, right? So you can't identify them on security footage. And the dude that shot that healthcare insurance CEO like masked, but he don't think anything of it. So this person was arguing in some capacity, they were arguing that we need to move back to anti-masking rules to fight crime, which I get the sentiment, but I also thought like,

If you had at a time prior to the pandemic, if you had told me that there was restrictions on wearing a mask, you know, I would have thought I would have been surprised about that. Because it seems like how can you dictate to someone that you have a like a little stagecoach robber bandana on your face? Yeah. I mean, it's like a weird it's like a weird thing is like, can you really can you really tell people that they can't wear a mask?

But this person's saying, you could. We did. And now you've granted criminals some level of anonymity. Yeah.

By that, you can just kind of like, you're cool just to walk around totally obscured. Well, it's also, you're dealing with people that have severe anxiety if they think that that mask is actually going to protect them. It doesn't do jack shit. Sure. Especially if you're wearing the bandana. The bandana is just ridiculous. Sure, but I'm not looking to have a rational argument with them. It's just like something I hadn't considered that you could make a law that...

telling people about wearing masks or not. I just forgot all about that shit because you just didn't, but it would be that if you went back six years ago and you saw a dude with a mask,

Yeah. You might be like, the hell is his problem? Yeah. Now you're like, oh, he's real scared of COVID. Real scared still to this day. I mean, someone sent me a video of this guy who wears a mask every day and he's been pushing for masking. He's like severely mentally ill. Yeah. Well, that is. Overrun with anxiety. Just like advocating for masking. We shall be masking and double masking and everything.

If you had a mask on and a hood on all the time, you wouldn't be just 10% less famous. You'd be 70% less famous. I got spotted a lot when I had a mask on. With your mask on? Yeah, with a mask on. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm short and wide. I have an odd shape. I think people look at that. That burly little man. That little fucking chimpanzee looking dude. Yeah.

Bald head. Yeah. All muscly. I wear a baseball hat, sunglasses, mask. And they're like, is that Joe Rogan? Even without seeing my tattoos, I just was getting busted. You know what it might be? Because you are known sitting in that seat and that posture. And so maybe when you're in the airport, you should try a different pose. Yeah, lean back. They might be just picking you off by your seating position. Oh, no.

I was just walking down the street. I was getting called out. Yeah. With sunglasses on and a baseball hat. Yeah. You'd be 10% less famous. Yeah. That's too late. That fucking chicken is full on the coop. Yeah. That's over. No one doing it now. I think you should stop masking. I think it should be illegal. I think it's ridiculous. In New York, they made it so that if you go into a store, you have to pull your mask down so that the facial recognition will work. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, because they were getting so many people getting robbed. So many stores are getting robbed and you could never catch. So there is. Yeah, there is a movement back to that. I think it was the mayor was like proposing that. But they should just make it illegal to wear a fucking mask. You're a psychopath. Like it doesn't work. It doesn't work. And it's not protecting you. So what are we doing? You're just covering your face. Well, you can't cover your face because we live in polite society. We want to make sure that people can't commit crimes wearing a fucking bank robber mask. This is nuts. It.

It a little bit you being like you being a very libertarian dude. I don't know if you describe yourself that way. Pretty much. Yeah. Like I'm a little surprised. I remember you were having a conversation with J.D. Vance and J.D. Vance made a comment about just not a serious comment, made a comment like, you know, dude shouldn't wear skirts or some shit like that.

And you're like, they should totally be able to wear skirts. Yeah. Women get to wear them. Why can't men? It was all set with levity. Yeah. But I was a little surprised. I could picture you as well really feeling like, how could you legislate? It's a public safety thing. Obscuring your face. Yeah. Well, we identify people for crime. There's no public safety in skirts. Some guys get weird knees. I recognize those knees anywhere. No. I mean, skirts is just a...

Choice, I mean if you wear shorts, why can't you wear skirts? It's crazy. No, I get it. It's public Yeah, what do I give a shit if a woman wants to wear a business suit? Am I mad at Ellen for wearing a business suit? You know, I'm gonna be pissed off at Hannah Gatsby for dressing up like a man Come on, you should be able to wear whatever you want to wear I don't care about that But I care about public safety like you you shouldn't be able to cover your face where you can't be identified if you commit a crime and

We've all agreed to that. Like, that's just ridiculous. It used to be a thing that you couldn't do. You couldn't walk into a store with a bank robber mask on. It used to be if you walked into a bank with a mask on, people would freak out. And now if you, during the pandemic- They'd probably start shooting at you. Yeah. You walk into a bank without a mask, people get angry. Put your mask on. It's like, we lost our mind.

But the thing is, they should have realized it very early on that there's no science to it. And there was a doctor who pointed this out very early on in the pandemic. We highlighted it and people were very upset at us. This doctor was talking. He was a virologist. He was saying, do you know how ridiculous this is? Let me show you. Yeah. And he used a vape.

So he took a big hit of a vape, he put a mask on, and he blew vape smoke through. And he's like, the particles in vape are so much larger than these virus particles. If you're breathing through this mask, if this mask allows you to take in air, you're taking the virus. If it allows you to blow out air, you're blowing out the virus. Shut the fuck up. This is just stupid. This is just pretending.

And in the beginning, I was like, okay, everybody just wants you to be a good person. You wear the mask. But it's so weird because during the crisis, we all – we did UFC fights. And the UFC fights –

The corner men used to have to wear masks. So I'll see highlights from 2021, and you see the corner men with the masks. God, I forgot about this. It's so ridiculous. And their nose is hanging out. Cover your nose. Oh, yeah, okay. Like as if it matters. Like, okay, this really works. And you couldn't walk into a store like this. People go, that's not good enough. This is not good enough. I forgot my mask. What do you want me to do? This is the same goddamn thing. Like, what are we doing? Can I just...

buy toothpaste like this? No, you can't. You have to have an actual mask. Well, what is the difference between this and a fucking bandana? Zero. There's no difference. It's so stupid. I went through two years needing to yell at my kids all the time because if you travel with your kids and they never got the stupid things on, you're like... But then you're not even yelling at them about if they're going to prevent them from...

You're not saving them from a disease. You're saving them from being ostracized and yelled at by the flight attendant. You spent two years being like, put your damn mask on. Put your mask on. I don't think it works. It's not about whether it works. You just got to do it to not get in trouble. Yeah. I had a conversation with my kids. I'm like, this does not work.

Just want you to know it's not going to make you safer. They both had COVID early on. They got over it quick. So they weren't nervous about COVID at all. I go, this is just for other crazy people that are riddled with anxiety. You put this on, they feel okay. It's not going to be forever. And we're going to look back on this and we're all going to laugh.

Yeah. Like every now and then I'll go through like my closet and I'll put a jacket on that I haven't worn forever. And I reach into a pocket and I pull out a fucking stupid surgical mask. I'm like, Jesus Christ, I can't believe we went through this. Yeah. We've kind of found them all and got rid of them. Yeah.

But I wouldn't be surprised if there's one hiding somewhere. It was one of the things that Sanjay Gupta brought up when I did that podcast with him. Like, you sell masks on your website. I go, what? You think I sell them because they're real? I sell them because people have to wear them. So if you want to wear them, wear a little JRE mask.

Like, I don't sell them because I think they're good. Yeah. Like, shut the fuck up. I wish they were illegal to sell. How about that? I don't want, what would I make, a dollar off those fucking masks? You'd forego the profits. I would pay to have them illegal. I'll give the government $10,000 a year to make masks illegal. Fuck you. You guys are fucking crazy. The whole thing was crazy. It was really weird.

It was like a psychology experiment on the whole. It was just, it was a good experiment to see like how many people around you are bitches who would just fall in line the moment things got weird. And it's a lot. There's a lot of people just have no ability to tolerate any discomfort, any weirdness, any uncertainty, any anxiety. They just immediately like, there's so many people out there.

that have always had parents and then bosses and then supervisors and they were always like following rules, always following rules and assuming somebody has your best interest in mind. And they don't. They don't. There's just humans, just a bunch of humans out there and a bunch of people that don't want to take responsibility for this fuck up that they've created.

And they want to lie and distort things and gaslight the whole population. And then somehow or another, these people that are doing that are allowed to spend hundreds of millions and billions of dollars in

on advertising and on television. And so now the television networks will never criticize them because they get all this fuck. You know, this is like the argument about advertising for pharmaceutical drugs. You know, we're the only country other than New Zealand in the whole world that allows pharmaceutical drugs to advertise.

Oh, is that right? Yeah. It's just us and New Zealand. And New Zealand's far more restrictive than us. But the way our system is set up, all these television networks, CNN, NBC, CBS, ABC, they all rely on a giant percentage of their advertising budget comes from pharmaceutical drugs. And don't you just love those ads? But it's not. But here's the thing. It's not to sell more drugs.

It's so that those people will never criticize those drugs. Yeah, I'm familiar with the argument, yeah. Yeah, the ads are great. Yeah, it's like it'll always be some dude just kicking ass. Yeah, having a great time. Wakes up, jogs with his buddies, kicks ass all day. At night, he's like out with his lady, you know, and he's like getting ready, and it kind of ends at the end of the night. You're like, that's something that should get lucky, you know? Yeah. It's like, ask your doctor if such and such. You're like, shit, I want to kick ass like that old guy. And then they read off the side effects.

The side effects at the end. Suicidal thoughts. Powerful diarrhea. Like, oh, God. Anal bleeding. Oh, Christ. We live in a weird world, man. It's a weird world. It's a world, you know, whenever you involve money in things, money, profit, and the ability to lie, you get a lot of real shady things. What frustrates me already is it's going to be impossible to...

explain it. Like now I can't, it's very hard to explain the 9-11 terror attacks to my kids, you know? And I want to be when they make in 10 years, 20 years, whatever, when they make a docu-series,

on this, on the COVID-19 pandemic and the social response and the government response. Like, I really want to be in the room on the edit. I'm like, don't forget about, you know what I mean? Like the telling of how it happened. Yeah. Like I, if I would like to go into a time machine and go forward and see how it is told later.

Yeah. You know, like we'll watch now, you know, watch documentary now, you know, you watch something about the Cuban Missile Crisis. Right. But you just picture dudes that were active during the Cuban Missile Crisis are like, no. Right. Right. They're going to be there's even a term. There's a term. It's called gel, gel syndrome.

Maybe Jamie can look it up for us. What's the term about? It's the alpha, no, not the alpha gel syndrome. Alpha gal is the- No, it's not alpha gal. It's something gel. The syndrome is this. Or no, amnesia. Something gel, gel man. Type in gel amnesia if you know mine. It's killing me. Gel man amnesia.

It's that let's say you're let's say you're seeing something you have a lot of subject matter expertise in. OK, so let's say you're reading you, Joe, are reading someone's analysis explaining like here's what's up with with mixed martial arts. OK, an outsider, an outside journalist who is assigned to do a piece and they do a piece like what's up with mixed martial arts. Right. And you read it. What's probably the main thing you're going to be thinking the whole time?

does this guy know what he's talking about? Yeah. And you're going to be like, that's totally not right. That's not the conversation. Right. Right. That's not what that is. Right. You missed the point. Like, do you notice that everything you read where you know a lot about it? Let's say, let's say you read a piece of reporting and it's a reporting about the podcast industry. Right. Where it came from, how it's monetized. Yeah. Mostly what you're going to feel is that's not what that is. Right. That's incorrect. Right. Well, this form of amnesia is that you forget that.

So then later you're reading an article about a thing you don't know well. Right. And you're like, you feel like you're getting the straight dope. Right, right, right, right. But someone somewhere who knows the world well is reading it and they're having the same feeling you have every time you read about something you know well, which is this person has no idea what they're talking about. Right. So you fall in the trap, the amnesias you forget.

And you take things you're not aware of, and when you get the dope on them from someone, you're forgetting how fucked up everything is when you do know about it. Well, the hope is that with AI in these large language models is that AI will be able to distribute information objectively without that. And that is the case in a lot of situations where they haven't been corrected yet. Like AI...

AI is subject to human influence, obviously. I'm sure you're aware of the Google Gemini situation. The Google Gemini situation is the best one because they said, you know, create images of Nazis. And they had multicultural Nazis. But if it has to analyze information about specific things just based on just what's actually available, oftentimes it will give you a very –

accurate assessment that you wouldn't get from a newspaper because the newspaper would be more...

They would be more interested in adhering to whatever particular ideology they subscribe to. So they would flavor things through an ideology and probably gaslight you a little bit about the other side's perspective. The hope is that in the future with large language models and especially as they become more and more sophisticated, you're going to be able to get an accurate objective assessment of things that doesn't have any human influence. Oh, man. I don't. Dude, come on.

Isn't it possible? Oh. It's possible with some things. The hope where it's possible, but no, I don't have, like... Sure, possible. I don't picture that being the case. Well...

There are some large language models that aren't fucked with, especially open source ones. The problem is they're essentially drawing from the entire internet, right? So you would have to assess where these large language models are getting their information from. Sure. And making sure that they're – so this is the thing. You could kind of game that system by –

rigging these large language models to accentuate information that comes from more biased sources. You could distort the information that people would get. Yeah, and someone would be motivated to do it. Yeah, until they get so sophisticated that they would be able to discern that and they would be able to base it entirely on objective analysis of statistics and facts and understand what these statistics are.

I did this little event last night at this place here in town called Arena Hall. And the moderator of the event, it was like a Q&A or, you know, a chat. And he was asking me, like, as a writer, as an author, what are your fears about AI? And I'm like, AI is, like, in the very short term, like, AI is coming for, like, certain types of writing. Like, certain types of writing are going to be made obsolete by AI. Yeah. But...

The reason I don't worry about it as of now as a writer is like it's always going to be representative of input, right? Like the input has to come in from people who are out digesting real experience. Right. Right. It'll get faster. You know, the point I use is if you earlier, Tom, alluded to like the assassination on –

attempt on Trump. The day before that, had you asked AI about details about it, it doesn't exist, right? Like the whole thing gets fed in. So if you, if you remain on some level of cutting edge about thought or cutting edge about analysis or cutting edge about what's going on in the world, um, you, you'll have to start being more careful about being like the, that your work remains at the vanguard of, of feeding into the system of newness. Yeah.

Right. Yeah. And that's going to be like a big challenge, like a big challenge as a writer. But I remember coming up as a writer, too, in the old days and being super scared of the Internet in general. Right. And I was like, man, this ain't gonna be good for a writer. Well, you know, they thought about that with the printing press. I'm sure. Yeah. You know, with the early books, do you know what most of the early books were about?

I was monks transcribing them, but I don't know when the printing press was produced mathematics. Maybe. Nope. How to spot witches. Oh, really? That was a hot topic. It was all about witches and witchcraft. Yeah. How to spot sorcery. No, I didn't know that. Yeah. It was a lot of bullshit.

You would think like, oh, it's just knowledge and information. Finally, the world's going to know the truth. No, no, no, no. I had no idea. It's a lot of like how to spot witches. They were the most popular books. Yeah. But I think that like creators, yeah, from a creator perspective, you got ones that run away from new things.

right and you got ones that run toward it yeah i used to be the run away from i used to something came out and i was like this ain't good what are you now i i guess i've like survived through enough changes in the media landscape that i i'm not as terrified as i once was right yeah like you know i always said like the first time i heard the word podcast was in context of your name right and um

I remember the first podcast we did. You're like, what is this? I don't know what the hell it was. We were at the Ice House. The whole setup was ridiculous. Yeah, you had a delayed flight.

I had a delayed flight. Yeah, we started real late. You were coming back from something. Oh, yeah. But anyhow, yeah, I used to be like, I used to be, I used to be scared of incoming. Well, most people were, especially podcasts. It seemed so ridiculous. Most people thought it was stupid. Yeah. And you even said that you were doing them and thought it was stupid. Well, I did it because I thought it was fun. Yeah, exactly. And then, you know, after a while, I was like, oh, this is actually like a business. Yeah.

You know, I remember having a conversation with you about it. I was like you should do a podcast Yeah, like there's a lot of money in this like it's real now. Yeah, and I wouldn't have done that had you said it Well, it seemed I've been late to the game. Maybe yeah, well you got on early. No, you were such a good guest I was like this is like something you have to do like this is like you have so many opinions on things and you're so well read It's like a perfect place for you where there's no interruption. You can just have conversations about that's like right up your alley I'm glad I did

And then the other thing is it just infuses you with, uh,

Infuses you with so much knowledge. Yeah, cuz like you said you get to you get to corner people you want a corner Oh, yeah, that's the best part. Yeah, the best part is the unintended education Well, you just have conversations with so many people and when else would you get an expert to sit down with you for three hours? And put their phone aside. Yeah, just look me in the eye. Tell me how this started Tell me what how do you figure that out? What is that? How'd you get involved in this? What's what's the beginning of this?

And then, you know, it's beneficial to everybody who listens to it's a weird new thing. You know, you know, I want to tell you about it's like this thing I'm trying to hunt down is I recently had a guy on my podcast whose name is Randy Brown. And my brother Danny recommended him to because he works. He's a fisheries biologist in Alaska. So he came on the show and what he did is in the 70s, he grew up in New Mexico and always want to live in the woods.

Okay. Like just grew up camping in the mountains and stuff. And in the seventies, he goes up to Alaska and just goes live in the bush along the Yukon and then did it. I mean, for 15 years, for 15 years, he lived in the bush in Alaska, just building little cabins and lived off the land. I mean, like didn't, wasn't buying groceries, like lived off the land trap in Alaska. He tells me this story and I've been, I've been trying to put the word out about this, um,

He tells me a story where I'll have to go check. I think it was in 78 in 1978 is on the Yukon river, just downstream, downstream of the Yukon from Canada. He's between circle Alaska and Eagle Alaska on the Yukon and him and his friends are living their lives and all these like line cabins. They got strung up and down the river. Okay. Two guys come down the river out of Canada. So again, this is 1978. Two guys come down the river out of Canada on a homemade log raft.

This guy in Randy's circle, one of his buddies, he tells this whole story on the podcast, but one of his buddies has a cabin down on the river. And these two guys pull in in this homemade raft. They pull in for the night at this cabin. One of these individuals identifies himself as John the Baptist. Oh, boy. Okay.

In the middle of the night, his companion, John the Baptist's companion, gets back on his raft and scoots. Oh, boy. And abandons the dude. Abandons this guy in 1978 who came out of Canada who identifies himself as John the Baptist. John the Baptist becomes this incredible leech on these guys that are living in the bush, eating their food, using their stuff, taking their ammunition, etc.

He lingers long enough that it becomes that he can't really get out of that area because of freeze up on the river. And they keep telling him, you got to go somewhere else. And they say, you got to leave here. You can go stay at one of our other cabins. Don't touch our shit. He goes up to the other cabin that when they eventually go up to the other cabin, he had taken a bunch of stuff. He'd taken some of their furs and made his own clothes, uh,

They boot him out and they tell him what you got to do is you got to go down to the river and go up or down, wait for a boat and go up or down. But he comes up with this cockamamie plan where he's going to go to this area. They're like, no way can you walk to that area. He takes off into the woods. Now, when he does, he steals this guy we had on the podcast, Randy Brown. He steals Randy Brown's snowshoes and takes off. Randy Brown gives chase. It was a real bad snow year. He tracked him for about five miles and just said, never mind, it's not worth it.

The next year he takes a different route and goes into the headwaters of this river where this guy had taken off with his snowshoes and he's canoeing down the river and sees his snowshoes hanging in a tree. Okay. And there's a little cabin there, a little line cabin they had out. And he goes in and here's the guy stone dead, starved to death in a sleeping bag. Whoa. Snowshoes are hanging outside. Starved to death. Starved to death. He said he's nothing but skin and bones. Wow. Nothing but skin and bones. Wow.

They take him out and they're way out in the bush. They have no money. They just live off land. Like they literally, he literally has no money. He's got no way to transport a body in the summertime to like Eagle or circle Alaska. Does he have a responsibility to do that? Isn't this in the seventies, man? He did like, he explains himself. He explains himself and did well. He didn't, he laid that. They took the body out of the sleeping bag. They wanted to check it out.

He said it was just skin on bone. And it brought up something. I'm going to talk about cannibalism in a minute, but it was skin on bone and he doesn't know what to do. And he's not bashful about what he did. He lays out like why he had to do what he did. And they kept the sleeping bag to use it because it was their sleeping bag. And they laid this body out on the tundra.

Told a few people but didn't really know what to tell him. They didn't never caught the guy's name. Told it to a few people. A while later, he goes back and the body was gone. Presumably been eaten by something. So after we do this interview, I can't stop thinking about this dude. And I'm like, how can it not be that someone out in the world, like someone who has a kid or a brother or an uncle, do you know what I mean? Yeah. And they never know what happened to them? Yeah. There's no...

He's from Canada. It's the 1970s. 70s, calling himself John the Baptist. Yeah, they do. But I kind of felt like doing, like I kind of felt, and I put it out on social media. We talk on the podcast. I'm bringing it up here. Like, um,

Dude, I would love to know that someone said, oh, I used to party with a dude named John the Baptist. In Canada, right. Who is this guy? Maybe this will do it. I don't know. Maybe you talking about it, like someone will reach out. Yeah. But then you got to wonder if someone's just fabricating it because they want information. Oh, for sure. Or they want attention, rather. For sure. It kind of sticks in my head. And I said to him, to Randy, you know, what's crazy is he wound up getting an honorary doctorate

And like once he and his wife had kids, he became like a world's expert on whitefish species of the Yukon River and got like an honorary doctorate. Oh, wow. Yeah, he's like a leading authority on certain whitefish species in the Yukon. This dude lived in the bush like that all that time. Wow. But I told him, he says, man, I thought about it a lot. You know, I thought because maybe you'll figure it out. I thought about it all the time for a while. What happened? I asked my brother Danny, I'm like, when I have this guy on the podcast, what should I ask him about? And he goes, ask him about the guy he found. Yeah.

So he gives me this book. He gives me this book, and it's called Death in the Barren Grounds. Okay. And it was this, he's got a, Randy used the term starved out, and you could tell that all the time he spent living in the bush, like starving to death is very much on his mind. Like him and his body's even made a sort of pact, right? To like, hey man, like if it comes down to it, don't hesitate to eat my body, you know, which you should. Yeah.

He gives me this book, Death in the Burying Ground. It's about these guys in the 20s, these three dudes in the 20s that go up on this Thelon River, which flows into the Hudson Bay. And they go up in the, they're kind of north of the tree line, but they're in a timbered grove. And they go up there to trap for the winter. And their whole plan is to live off caribou, but the caribou never come through. And the youngest one keeps this meticulous journal, um,

in this book, he keeps this meticulous journal and he documents with painstaking detail, the two people he's with starving to death and himself eventually starving to death. Um, he lets off at a point. It's unclear when he died, he had the wherewithal to put the journal in the stove and to make a sign that said, look in the stove. And when they found him a couple of years later, they were able to find this journal, but, uh, it got so bad that they're like crushing animal bone. Um,

Which is a thing. That's what I'm going to talk about with this Donner Party deal I was working on. These guys are crushing animal bone and boiling it to get some kind of nutritive value out of crushed animal bone. And they're eating animal hide. Okay? Like you scrape away the hair and you can boil animal skins and eat them. I've done that. It just makes like a jelly kind of tasteless, like leather noodle basically. Okay.

And what he's documenting as they're dying from this is the horrible bowel obstruction. And they're trying to make, like in his journal he's describing this, of trying to make these enema devices. And even for a while on each other, trying to perform like an operation on each other. Because that bone fragment, they're boiling that bone fragment and drinking it.

But that bone fragment in their bowel is like reforming into bone plugs. And even when they find these guys, years later, a guy from the Canadian Mounted Police is like doing this very, you know, like basically a crime scene description of what went on in here. And still laying there a couple years later is a plate full of like solidified excrement. Everything else rotted away. These guys are just skeletons, but that like bone shit. Yeah.

And you look at like, and I just finished this book the other day. And so you look and be like, oh, they're starving death, starving death. But like when you starve death, all this stuff is actually going on. And like that had to have been fatal. And we were working on, you know, Moe, who's been on the show, we've been working on this project, which I'm, you know, wanting to plug. But we did an episode on the Donner party.

who died up in the mountains in California. And the Donner Party, in addition to the cannibalism they're famous for, it was so crazy because before I read that book, we're hearing all about the members of the Donner Party were eating the crushed bone and eating the boiled hides. And the other thing is all those hair follicles would form into dense balls that would like plug your rectum.

and he's just describing all this as they die it's horrible but that dude Randy Brown gave me that book because you could tell that in his mind man like like starving out like it stuck with him you know and he's walking around handing out a book about starving to death in the Arctic you know because he knew it well but that was like in that same thing like Donner Party being like known for the cannibalism and all that is all those people die and probably like a lot of the same thing eating that hide and hair and

Crushed bone. Just miserable. People have a very delusional perspective when it comes to surviving and living off the land. How difficult it would be. In talking to him, when he talked about that guy that struck off, this is after a long time he spent in the bush. He talked about the guy that struck off and the guy struck off with a .22 pistol. Randy's like, you cannot, in that environment, you cannot survive with a .22 pistol.

Like he just knows it categorically. You cannot survive the 22 pistol. And the dude didn't.

Yeah, how could you? Well, people would probably think that they're such a badass they would. How many bullets do you have? I don't know how many he had. But he said, you won't. You won't make it. And he made a point. That .22 pistol, when they found that body, that .22 pistol's hanging on a peg inside the cabin where he found them. I mean, there's no way you'd have enough ammunition. Even with a pistol, you're limited in your range. You're limited in your accuracy. No. They did everything with .243s.

In those years that he did that. And they would load like variable loads. Why variable loads? He'd make light loads and heavy loads. Oh, okay, for different animals? Yeah, they'd make little grouse loads and shit, and they'd load their big game bullets, you know? All the .243. Hunting moose with a .243, caribou with a .243. Where's he getting all the gunpowder? They were loading their own stuff.

So you'd have to go somewhere to get resupply. Yeah, they had a camp. One of their camps, they had a reloading station. The various guys that lived in the bush would kind of come in there and use that reloading station. And that John the Baptist dude looted that reloading station. Yeah, you got to kill those guys. Those guys would cause you to starve to death. Yeah. If you're in that kind of an environment and someone's a mooch. Yeah.

But you know what's weird is about it that someone pointed out to me later. I think John the Baptist, like John the Baptist from the Bible, I think John the Baptist starved to death. Really? So that's like a little bit of a confusion is, yeah, how would that be? Is that real? Yeah, there's this dude, there's this kid, I might tell you about him, this French kid, Etienne Brulé, that the French brought over. And like he's known as Etienne Brulé and the French brought him over during the colonial era and gave him to the tribes so he'd learn their language.

And eventually he gets crossways with the Huron Indians and the Huron Indians killed them and allegedly ate him. So everybody knows him as Etienne Brule, but which is burnt. Right. But did he get the name after or before? Yeah.

Was it a self-fulfilling prophecy? Yeah, so you're like, well, hold on a minute. Did he just happen? Presumably he got burned to death or boiled or whatever. So it's like, is he Etienne Brule because of what happened to him or was he running around with that moniker and then lo and behold...

So the John the Baptist thing is baffling to me. Did John the Baptist in the Bible, I'm not familiar. I feel like. Did he definitely starve? No, people keep telling me that. Beheaded. Oh, he's beheaded. Oh, he didn't starve. The word on the streets is beheaded in prison. The word on the streets. Someone sent me this big passage talking about his emaciated state.

Maybe he was emaciated before they cut his head off. Don't worry about it. Maybe they were saving him from a fate worse than death. Can I talk about my project? Sure, please do. Well, I'm working out with Moe, who's been on the show before. Moe and I, we did the very early Meat Eaters together. You probably met him that way, right, originally? Yes, I met him that way. And then when he did Bourdain's show. So we did very early Meat Eaters together.

And we've always kept in touch and he went on and did all that, you know, crazy stuff with Bourdain and got heavily involved in that. And then after Bourdain's death, there was this kind of, uh, I don't know, man, almost like this, like exodus of talent, like all these people that worked on that great show, you know? Um,

And they went on to do other stuff. And then Mo and I got joined up on this and we've worked on it. Mo's a showrunner on it and we've worked on it together. And it's coming out January 28th and it's a show on History Channel where we look at outdoor mysteries. So I brought up, we did an episode on Donner Party. And you might ask, what's the mystery about the Donner Party? But it's kind of like what happened in

Could it have gone differently? Like what mistakes were made? And most of these mysteries that we do are things that I have that most people have some awareness around, right? Like you've heard, you've at least heard of it. And I think that people think about the Donner party, for instance, just take an example. You make people make, when they're making a joke about cannibalism, you'd be like, Oh, Donner party. You know what I mean? Like people don't realize what happened there, but in, in going to that place, I think I never realized about it. That, that,

There was 90 people that got stranded in the Sierra Nevada that winter, 1846 to 1847. A thing that you never, ever realize and that changes everything I've ever thought about it, half of those, more than half of those were kids. Yeah, you don't think about it that way, right? It's mostly children. And you get into all this wild stuff about it, like you're trying to keep your kids alive.

Right. So there's this sort of like, uh, earlier I said, I'll talk, you know, touch on cannibalism. I'll talk about Randy Brown making that cannibalism pact. Um, you try to keep your kids alive and the kids by and large, the kids survived, the kids survived at a much higher rate than adults. And out of adults that survived, parents did better. Parents were more likely to survive. They, when they sent a little subgroup off to try to go get help,

A lot of the people died on the way of trying to get help. Parents lived. Parents who had kids back at the main camp survived. So it's this whole weird thing about like the psychology of why keep going on. Yeah. You know what I mean? And then like you think about it from that angle, like if your kids were faced with starving to death, you would absolutely feed your kids human meat. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. Right? So you look at it like this American horror story. But in the end, like all those 90 people like half lived.

you know half of them survived and they just they did they always did just like what they needed to to live you know but then there's like the those families still carried a stigma of course you know like it's terrible stigma but like getting into that like getting into that story and starting to realize that and then following that up with reading that book about like the pain and anguish of of starving to death

Like, you wind up, like, having just more... I wound up with a lot more empathy and just, you know... You almost kind of want to honor those people rather than condemn them as, like, these, like... Like I said, it's like an American horror story. You can't condemn them. We would all have done the exact same thing. To condemn them is just so... It's a horrible way to look at it. It's a survival story. I mean, human beings will, like...

It's like those soccer players that got in the plane crash. Do you know the story of the two boats that tried to make their way across the Arctic? It was like, was it, was the terror in another boat? There's a Netflix series about it. Yeah, I do know what you're talking about, yeah. But the Netflix series is like a horror series. They bring in like a mystical monster and stuff. Got it. And the people all resort to cannibalism.

But they tried to make it across this path, and they got frozen in, in their boats. And they were waiting in the spring for the ice to thaw, and it never thawed. And they got stuck there. And then they tried to walk out and make it to the ocean, and they never made it. Yeah. And they wound up having to do cannibalism. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And the Donner Party, they would at times –

In some of these cases, they had a little system where you would keep the carcasses separate so that people didn't have to eat their own kin, eat their own relatives. They mostly ate people that died of natural causes, but at the time there was no prohibition. There was no legal prohibition on killing Indians. They had two Indian guides with them and a guy murdered them. Wow. They murdered them to eat them and never faced any repercussions for it.

It was more illegal. It was more illegal to kill someone's cow than it was to kill two Native Americans. Yeah, he just walked. Everybody knew he did it. Never faced any repercussions for it. Murdered two people to eat them. Other than that, they were eating people that were already there. Jesus. When we were up there filming in Donner Pass, we met these people and they were saying that these guys were doing this thing about places with Christmas names.

And they had thought Donner passed. Like Donner and Blitzen? Oh, God. Oh, wow. That's the funniest, man. That's crazy. Yeah. So I spent a ton. Like, I spent, you know, two months, two months traveling with Mo, maybe a little over two months traveling with Mo working on this whole thing. It's been fun, though, man. So what is the name of the show? It's called Hunting History.

It's not a hunting show. Hunting history. There it is. Me on a history channel. That one, that episode, oh, it's like a whole little trailer. So what is the idea of the show? It's like outdoor wilderness mysteries, outdoor mysteries. And we do some things that are decades old. We do some things that are centuries old. When I was, for instance, when I was growing up in the Great Lakes region, there's the first ship they ever built on the Great Lakes was called the Griffin.

And no one's ever found that ship. That ship went missing in the Great Lakes. And people are still trying to hunt for that ship. It's kind of like, you know, it's regarded as the Holy Grail of Great Lakes shipwrecks. There's still people actively searching for it. We did one on Donner Party. What's in the ship that they're trying to get? It would be gone now. It was full of beaver pelts. It was full of about like six tons of beaver pelts. And there's all these different theories about the crew mutiny or whatever. But there's a guy...

this dude named Steve Liebert who came out of, uh, who came out of like Naval intelligence, the Naval intelligence world. And this guy named Steve Liebert is the latest, um, has the latest claim of having found the Griffin. So I went and dove, I went and dove that, that site to check out his claim of having identified this ship. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think he's got it. No. What do you think it is? What do you think you found? Um,

There are, it kind of blows your mind when you think about the Great Lakes. There are literally thousands of missing ships. And then there are many, many ships that are there, but no one knows what they are. And I think he's found a very old ship, but I don't think he's found the Griffon. 6,000 and 10,000 shipwrecks. Wow. Yeah. Yeah.

Wow. The burden of proof on finding the griffin is hard. So this dude, you've heard of the guy LaSalle? LaSalle? No. He wound up dying down in this neck of the woods. He built the first ship and he got above Niagara Falls and built a big ship and built the first ship that ever sailed the upper Great Lakes. So he went all through the upper Great Lakes, went to Green Bay, filled it full of beaver hides to get himself out of debt, sends all those beaver hides back down to Niagara, but they go missing along the way.

He makes his way down. He winds up being the first European to descend the Mississippi to the mouth. And then later he gets into like a, um, a mutiny of sorts, um, down in the lower Mississippi gets in a mutiny of sorts. One of his guys shoots and kills him. Just kind of this whole, just run of shitty luck, but he lost his ship. So there's all this different evidence of, of pointing to where this ship might lie, but it's almost certainly like, um, it's somewhere, uh,

It's somewhere, you know, because stuff lasts so long, like in that fresh water stuff lasts so long. You go look, you go dive down and look at ships that are 100 years old, 200 years old. Looks like you could refurbish things.

You know, except for the ones that get broke up by ice. Yeah. So that ship's laying around. Wow. I'd like to tell you we found it. Oh, God. I hung out with a bunch of dudes that are looking for it. The lakes are so big. Yeah. I hung out with dudes that are looking for it. And now people are getting really good at it because all the sophisticated sonar. That's why they're finding all this crazy shit. I don't think people understand how big the Great Lakes are. No.

They're literally like oceans. Yeah. They're so big. Especially when you add them all together, you know? Yeah. And the place is pretty deep. But yeah, they're littered with stuff, man. And dudes, like, there's just common dudes now that can buy really sophisticated sonar and underwater cameras. And people are just finding stuff like mad. Yeah.

Oh, now there's more sophisticated technology. Yeah, because you can just cruise around. You can just cut grids on sonar. So you got dudes that are out there just identifying wreck after wreck after wreck right now. That's why there's a lot of enthusiasm that someone's going to turn this boat up. But it has these big cannons. It should have these big French-built cannons. And until someone finds the cannons...

No one's going to buy what you're saying. Cannons? Yeah. LaSalle brought cannons from Europe and mounted them on the boat. So in case someone was trying to- He was ready- Pirates? Did they have pirates back then? They did, but also they just would try to intimidate Native American tribes. They'd get them into the fur trade, but also there's rogue people. And you're also, at that time, the French are duking it out with- English had a big toehold up in Hudson Bay.

Um, so you got the English there, you got the Spanish to the South, just a ton of conflict and people still trying to duke it out over who's going to control the great lakes. Wow. So there's this argument too, which is crazy. Like picture, we had to say, picture if we had a naval vessel that sank off France right now, it's not Francis. It's not Francis boat. Right. Right. Cause we have all these agreements in place. It's like our boat. So they would have to hand it over to us. It's flying under our flag. It's, it remains our vessel. There's this argument that, um,

LaSalle's ship was flying under a French flag. Whoever finds that ship, there's an argument that the French would be able to claim that ship. So even if some dude, like some freelancer, was to find it and find those cannons and shit and finds this ship, there's an argument that the French could say, we'll take it from here, son. Whoa. Yeah. They're flying under our flag and our international treaties mean that that's our boat. Hmm. Which would decentivize me in wanting to find it. Yeah. Fuck that. Imagine you go through all that work. Yeah, they do it for glory.

Gold wrecks, like shipwrecks and people hunting for those things, that's a fascinating world. It is, man. Because if you get lucky and if you find one that's filled with Roman coins, we're talking about billions of dollars. A lot of money to be made. We were going to do our last episode when we went and did the Donner Party. What we were supposed to be doing is we were supposed to be hanging out with guys that are still this whole fleet of Spanish vessels that went down

off the east coast of Florida, so the Atlantic side of Florida. We were going to go down with these guys that are still fighting over and finding all this stuff from all these sunken ships, but then the hurricane passed right over it, so we didn't get to go do that. We didn't go do that show. We did one about that wanted to become mostly a story that centered around in the 70s

There's this aircraft that was carrying the speaker of the house. So do you remember? Was it? Is it Nina? No. Hey, Jamie, I hate to be treating you like a research assistant here. Hey, Cokie Roberts. That's who you know. The journalist Cokie Roberts, like NPR and shit. OK, yes. Yeah. Cokie Roberts father was this guy. Hail Boggs. OK, yeah.

Hale Boggs was a Democrat and he was a speaker of the house in the seventies. And Alaska had at that time, only one Alaska had a sole Congressman. There was an airplane that had baggage. Their sole Congressman, the speaker of the house, an assistant and a pilot that went down in Alaska in the seventies. Still no one's found that plane speaker of the house. Like imagine that happened now. You know what I mean? Yeah. 1972.

Yeah, but it makes sense in the last. Oh, it does. But then you get into the huge number of all these missing aircraft and like all that search centered around this glacier that it would have been swallowed by a glacier. And we went to this other site where this military transport plane years ago did go down in a glacier and the glacier swallowed it. And I think it was, you know, I don't know, 20 some years later, that glacier started to spit that plane out.

At the toe of the glacier. Like it carried it. I don't know what it is, 13 miles? Whoa. Under the ice and then started to spit out human remains and plane parts. Every spring the military goes to the foot of that glacier, every spring they go there, or sorry, every summer, they go to the toe of that glacier and they're still identifying, they're still identifying human remains that are moving out of that thing miles away from where that plane burrowed into that glacier. Wow. Yeah, we went right there.

1952. Yeah. Wow. Look at that wheel. Yep. And on top of that glacier, we had got there after that. We flew over it in a helicopter. They don't want you landing there. But on top of that glacier is all this orange paint, orange paint spots. They weren't working there anymore, but you can tell they were in there marking everything that you could see coming out of that as that glacier recedes. Wow. And they're marking all those pieces. So, yeah.

This other glacier where most of that search focused for that baggage bogs flight focused on this one glacier. But if you do the math on that glacier, had it gone into that glacier where they had spent a ton of time looking into a crevasse in that glacier, had it gone into that glacier, the glacier would have spit it out by now. Because you can kind of track how much a glacier moves every year. So now it's kind of the idea that it was in that glacier has been kind of put to rest. Well, here's dude searching that one. Well, you could see as you move.

How far it travels. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, so we went there. We went down into some of those crevasses like that, too. You climbed down into one of those things? Yeah, which is scary as shit. Fuck that. Because that stuff is alive, man. It's moving. I mean, not like literally alive, but it's like groaning and moving. Oh.

Yeah, we went back down to one of those. What does it sound like? You know, it was pretty quiet that day. It was actually more peaceful there because you know how much all that cold air from that ice generates so much wind? We land this helicopter there, and the wind's howling. I don't know much about aviation. I mean, I use it a lot, but the wind's so bad. I was asking the guy, at what point do you risk that your helicopter's going to blow off the glacier?

And a couple minutes later, he's a very experienced pilot, but a couple minutes later, he winds up tethering down his helicopter because he's like, now you're like fucking with my head. So he tethers down his helicopter on these ice screws, you know, to like make sure the helicopter doesn't slide and go down into a crevasse.

And then you, you know, I just, I was with a very experienced ice climber, but harness up and pick your way down. But anyways, it's like deaf. It's like so loud. And you hear a lot of that, you know, the noise of all that ice moving. Cause it's moving all those rocks and everything. It just pulverizes stuff as you see with that aircraft. But when you drop down in that, when you drop down in that crevasse and go down that sucker, it gets like unbelievably calm.

Real calm. How far did you go down? Oh, shit, not that far. Probably 30 feet. That's far enough. Oh, it's far enough for sure. It's unnerving. It's unnerving. It's unnerving for me just hearing you talk about it. I remember you telling me about that chamber you like to go into. Yeah. Yeah. It's not quite like that, but it's like you just all of a sudden are like...

But you're also in there just thinking like how you could get... Smushed. Oh, just obliterated. Yeah. You know? There's stories. I was hunting with this dude years ago and he used to be involved with Outward Bound and they were doing a glacier hike. A guide was doing a glacier hike and they had a kid, like a student. I think it was Outward Bound. They had a student go off to take a piss into one of those things. Never found. Because there's big rivers flowing underneath that stuff. Oh, God. Yeah.

So picture you go down. So you're down there. You can hear water running everywhere. You can hear rivers underneath you inside that. But you're roped up. But even the rope you're on, you're just screwing screws into the ice. And then at a certain air temperature, the screw conducts heat. So at a certain air temperature, if you drive that screw in and that screw is pushing heat,

it'll melt the ice around the threads so you'll actually like drill these big holes into the glacier like a v picture on picture you're coming in like the v and the two upper parts of the v are like 30 inches apart and you drill at a 45 degree angle until those holes meet then you snake a rope down one hole and get it snaked out the other hole

And then tie a knot in that. And that's what's holding you. Oh, fuck that. Because if you put that screw in there at a certain temperature, the threads of the screw are moving like solar heat and atmospheric heat down the threads. It can melt the thread out. Oh, fuck.

So you're just, you're tied in on a little like, yeah, you're like tied. I'm hoping it holds on. Onto a hunk of the ice. You back down into those suckers, dude. It's like, it's ass pucker. Well, that's how they found the Iceman, right? He was in a crevasse. Was he in a crevasse? Wasn't he? I don't know.

I think he fell into a glacial crevasse. Oh, shit, I don't remember that. I think as the glacier melted, that's how they found his body. Oh, I know they found him on a melted glacier, but I didn't know that he was, I didn't know they supposed that he fell into a crevasse. I'm not sure, but I think that was the story, that they feel like he fell, like he was involved in some sort of mortal combat with someone, got shot with an arrow. Yeah, he was all tore up. Yeah. They made a movie about his last days. Did they? A fictional movie.

Really? Yeah, it's a European fictional movie. Did you ever see the movie? And it sort of sets up the whole circumstance, right? I haven't seen it yet, but it sets up the whole circumstance. This is a really dumb movie. Otzi was his name. Yeah, Otzi. They named him. I'm sure that wasn't his real name. No. He had a tattoo. He had a tattoo on his shoulder.

That was his wife. He had tattoos. Yeah, he did have tattoos. It was just really wild. That was thousands of years ago, right? There's a really dumb movie about an Iceman that I think it was like the 1980s. I think it's called Iceman. No, I remember that. They bring a guy back to life. Yeah, and then the wife falls in love with him and fucking runs off with him. Oh shit, I didn't know that happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That happens in there? Yes.

So dumb. Yeah, the Iceman takes a liking to this guy's wife. Oh, that's the plot? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought it was more like an E.T. plot. No, no, no. Like they resuscitate him and then the scientists want to get at him. Is this it? Yeah. That's who he starts getting with? Is this the same one? Yeah, the guy gets back to life and I think he falls in love with the lady. He's hanging out with people. And then, you know, the Iceman...

That's her? Yeah, I think he winds up falling in love with her and the scientist gets real mad. That's the plot of Encino, man. Yes! Is that what this is? It is! Pauly Short! Brendan Fraser! We made it. Yeah. They thaw him out and he's okay, which is fucking hilarious in and of itself. The other night we were watching these old movies like this. The other night we were watching...

Timothy Hutton. Temple of Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom. And, you know, the love interest, like the Indy's love interest in that movie. I can't remember what her name is. But anyways, we're watching it with our youngest kid who really wanted to watch an Indiana Jones movie. And my wife's like, man, you just can't have teeth like that anymore in the movies. The love interest, you know? Like, you forget how perfect...

like oral processes have made everybody's teeth oh and so here's like this woman who's like job is like you know she's like the hot woman in the movie that everyone want that everyone's gonna fall in love with and you look and you're like you're like yeah you're right like teeth are so perfect on everybody now you know and you're looking at an old movie you're like oh that's before they were able to do all that right that's funny we were watching we watched that stupid show uh

On New Year's Eve, you know, that ball dropping thing. Yeah. And just, you know, every single person even kind of involved in that whole production has those teeth. Yeah. Well, most of those teeth are fake now. Oh, no, that's what I'm saying, man. Like, but absurdly so, you know, and it was just really funny to look at that and be like, you're right. Like, there's something that looks like you can't put your finger on. It's like the heroin thing.

Absent perfect teeth. Right. Do you remember Lauren Hutton? She had that gap between her teeth. It was kind of hot. Yeah, yeah. It was like part of her charm. She had this gap. Yeah. Nowadays, you'd feel some pressure to go tighten that up. Yeah. Probably. They put some shit on your teeth and tighten it up. You want to be in the big movies. You got to tighten that up. Tighten it up.

It's funny you were talking about the beaver pelts because you were the first person to explain to me like the richest man in the world at one point in time, his business was beaver pelts. Yeah, it was America's first homegrown millionaire, John Jacob Astor. That is so crazy. Yeah, so he was a German. He came over as a young kid. He didn't have, you know, broke, penniless. Astor comes over just an immigrant, right?

Comes to the U.S., he's trying to figure out a way to make his way in America, and in New York he meets a guy in the fur business, like a furrier. And the guy says, a lot of money to be made in furs. And that was the commodity for North America.

When you look at all the English powers coming or all the European powers coming to establish colonies, you know, it's known like the Spanish come in and they get like all that Aztec gold, all that Incan gold. Other European powers were like jealous about the wealth Spain was pulling out and mineral wealth. And they always thought that in our area up in what's now the continental U.S.,

you know, eventually gold did come out, but they were sort of like primarily like we need our own gold fields. But what emerged was the, was fur, you know, fur was our thing. Fur was like the thing of value. So Aster became a fur trader, um, and, you know, helped launch these fur trapping expeditions and became involved in what we now call the mountain man area. Like when you hear the term mountain men, um, the mountain man era. So we, uh,

in my sort of other job outside of doing my History Channel show, like we do audio originals. And we did one on the deerskin trade called The Long Hunters. It was about Daniel Boone, 1770s in the deerskin trade. And right now we're coming out with one called Meat Eaters American History, The Mountain Men. And it covers that like John Jacob Astor era of the beaver trade. And what all those dudes, so when you hear about Jim Bridger, John Coulter, Jed Smith,

What they were producing, they were producing a material that would be used to make felt hats. Like, that's what that was all about. Rather than...

You'd think if, and when, when they would trap a beaver, so, you know, the revenant fucking beavers were around back then a lot, you know, more, more, even though we've recovered them really successfully, there were far more beavers back then than are now, but you can see estimated population of beavers back then. I don't know. Invaded in the tens of millions.

You know, what are they now? Oh, I don't know. I don't know. No, I do know because I'd looked at it the other day, but I forgot what it is. I forgot what it is. It's a, they're very recovered across a big part of the range. Um, but nowhere near what it was at the time. You know, the, the, the, the whole continent, um, was shaped by beavers. Like they, they manipulate their landscape more than anything besides humans. Right. Um, but,

People had always whittled away at them. Earlier I mentioned Daniel Boone. His primary job was in the deerskin trade and what they were using for back then. You know when you see really old pictures of kings and shit and they got those kind of white pants on? It's probably a buckskin pant. So our whole term with when we say a buck, something's worth a buck, that's about the equivalent value of a deerskin. So that's where that term came from. Those guys at the same time, they would hunt deerskins in the summer because they wanted them real thin.

And then they would switch and they would hunt beaver pelts in the winter for wool felt, to create wool felt. But we kind of gradually extirpated, like wiped out beaver numbers. And then when you get to 1804 and the Lewis and Clark expedition, Lewis and Clark push into the interior, into the northern Rockies and around the headwaters of the Missouri. And when they come back to St. Louis, like one of the things they report on is like, holy shit.

Like we found the last great stronghold of the beaver is in the Rockies. And that's what pushed this whole mountain man era. So when you watch the Revenant, like Hugh glass, you know, get mauled by the grizzly. Those guys were all like, their thing was they were beaver trappers. And, and,

Earlier I mentioned the English up around Hudson Bay. So you're familiar with this thing called the Hudson Bay Company from history? Yes. It was like a fur trading enterprise. The Hudson Bay Company in the English always had this model of the fur trade where they would build posts and then incentivize Indians to hunt fur or trap fur. They didn't trap, like the English weren't themselves trappers. The English were traders and they would incentivize tribes to go trap and bring them the furs.

In the Rockies, that didn't work. They couldn't get these nomadic equestrian bison hunters with the program. They thought it was by and large. The sentiment was it's beneath us. We're not going to give up our whole life way. Everything we need comes from the buffalo. We live in big family groups. We follow the herds like I don't I'm not going to go trap beaver for you. It's of no interest to me.

So then they're like, well, shit, how are we going to get the beaver? And so they start hiring dudes. They start hiring orphans and people that were under indentured servitude and ran away, whatever. They hired these big groups of Americans out of the colonies, the former colonies, because that time of the United States, they hired these guys and say, you're going to go out and live for years at a time in the Rockies and trap beaver. And here's where to meet us on such and such date every year.

So go to this valley, right? Go to Jackson Hole or go to Daniel, Wyoming or Bear Valley, wherever, and we'll meet you in June. And you bring all the shit you caught and we'll give you some more equipment. And like that was the mountain man era. All that stuff, when they caught those beavers, there's no need. They didn't want the meat. They could eat the meat, but there's no value in the meat. The hide, they don't even want the leather from the hide. That was thrown away.

They don't want the main guard hairs. So if you look at a pelt, you got these silky long guard hairs and then there's an underwool underneath it. They don't want the silky long guard hair. All they're after is the under fur.

On the hide to line hats, but to make felt, but there was so much, there was so much conning and scamming of people taking shit that wasn't beaver wool and trying to pass it off as beaver wool. You had to ship the whole hide to Europe so they could confirm that it was in fact a beaver hide at which they would hire people to pick the guard hair off, shave that under wool off, throw the guard hair away, and then

throw the leather away, take that under wool and turn it into a felt to make a hat. Wow. Like an Ebenezer Scrooge top hat. That's what that shit was about. Wow. So when this dude, when LaSalle...

You know, comes over and builds the Griffin like that first ship is so crazy. Like he was building that ship to transport beaver hides because traditionally they'd always done it with canoes. And he's like, I got a better idea. I'm gonna build giant ship, fill that sucker full of beaver hides and I'll get rich. Thousands of beaver hides. But, but, but yeah, his ship vanished. And that's what they were still up to in the mountain man era. And that whole industry was born from,

And this, in this, in this mountain men project we're doing, like that whole history was born. You kind of say it was born with the Lewis and Clark expedition and identifying this, this tremendous population of beavers in the Northern Rockies. And it kind of ended in 1840.

If there's a time where you could go back in history and just observe, like they could put you in like a fucking bulletproof bubble and you just like, you don't, no one knows you're there. You can just go watch. Where would you go? Would you go to that time? No, I just changed my time.

For a long time, I knew what my time was, but I just changed my time recently. What does it mean? I'll be happy to explain. What did it used to be? There used to be an idea that's existed for much of my life is about the peopling of the Americas. And sometime, maybe around 15,000 years ago, there was so much of the Earth's water was tied up in glaciers that...

Asia and Alaska were connected by a chunk of ground the size of Texas the Bering land bridge when people hear the Bering land bridge You kind of pictured us little like it's like Moses like crossing the part You know the parted Red Sea but the bear you would you could have lived and died on the you know Generations were probably born and died on the Bering land bridge with no idea that it was a bridge Like I said, there's a chunk of ground the size of Texas that much water was tied up in glaciers. Um, I

People crossed. They almost certainly weren't saying like, hey, Bob, let's go to Alaska. But they were doing their thing. They were hunting and moving and they cross. And then because of all that ice, once they moved into what's now Alaska, the theory held that they were trapped there by glacial ice. And eventually there was this thing called the Ice Free Corridor opened up around like it would have spilled out around Edmonton, Alberta. And the idea was the first people to lay eyes on the continental U.S.,

When that corridor opened up, when that little gap through the glaciers opened up, the first Americans like spilled out onto the American Great Plains, killing mammoths with spears. As all this new information has emerged, the dates don't line up anymore. So we did a hunting history episode about this very question of how and when and who were the first people to enter the continent. Right.

And now that was called the ice-free corridor hypothesis. But it's been made more and more untenable by finding these super old sites. For a while, the oldest site we knew about in the New World was a site called Monteverde down in Chile. So if people came in at the Bering Land Bridge, why is the oldest known site of human occupation all the way down in Chile? How old is it? It's somewhere around 13, 14.

What about those, uh, New Mexico footprints that are 22,000 years old? Again. Yeah. It's clouded picture. There's a lot of the dating. Yeah. The dating on that is clouded. But anyways, it's like antiquity in America is much older than originally thought. Right. So, and then there's now currently the oldest site is on the Columbia river drainage. Um, near a place called Pittsburgh landing. Uh,

there's a really old site there and it winds up being that it doesn't line up with the idea of people entering this ice-free corridor because like when did the corridor when was it open when was it possible to pass through but now you have all these older dates and then people are even starting to question the validity of the idea of like that this corridor opened when they thought it did so now the fashionable idea it's it's seems rock solid and we we filmed much of the episode up at our up at our fish shack um there's this theory now called the kelp highway

That you had this pretty stable environment all along the Pacific coast. And it was defined by kelp beds, enormous, enormously rich in fish resources, enormously rich in shellfish. Right. And that the first Americans were were a seafaring people.

And all that shit about what glaciers are melted and not melted and when this and that corridor and land bridge is open was a moot point because these were people that just came down the coast. And they knew how to survive in that marine, that kelp marine environment. And they went south and went south and went south and things remained remarkably similar and with like great speed, with great speed.

All the way down the coast. So all of a sudden there's people in Chile. Wow. And instead of this idea that people came into the Great Plains and then spread to the coast, it's that people came down that route. And you know that really old site, the currently oldest, the currently oldest like ironclad, absolutely accepted academic consensus accepted site is that Snake River site or on the Columbia drainage site.

That they came down the coast and then the continent was populated by people who just followed these major rivers, these salmon runs and stuff. Coastal fishing people migrated up these rivers following fish and then turned into fish.

Over time became these mammoth hunters and these interior grassland hunters, but their, their Genesis was in the seafaring people. And as people came down, they kind of filled in. So you go to like, you know, the, the, the, the, the, the, the Klingit or the Haida, right. Um, that live along the Alaskan coast. Now, like that's their ancestors, right. They were the, they were, they were perhaps people living that way. And those places were the first people to enter the continent.

So my time machine would be whatever the hell day that was. That's what it would be. To see that, man. Because picture, like, you know, picture me the first person or the first group of people to see a continent. I mean, you can't even, you know what I mean? Yeah. How do we even know that that's the case, though? We don't. What if there's people that were before that? There's an argument that. The thing is, like,

There's an argument. There's arguments. Humans came from Africa, right? Well, yeah, that's the human diaspora is like anatomically, like the sort of widely accepted scientific explanation is that anatomically and behaviorally modern humans. Um, there was many waves of hominids coming out of Africa, but sometime around 70,000 years ago, um,

Our current human ancestors came out. They came into a Europe that was populated by Neanderthals, perhaps other hominids. They kind of won. Right. And then spread around the world in the last continent outside of Antarctica, which was never, you know, the last continent to be occupied by humans outside of Antarctica, which arguably was never occupied by humans, would have been South America was the last the last stop.

What's wild is there's monkeys down there. Yeah. That's what's wild. But, man, there's this theory called the Solutrean hypothesis, which is that northern Europeans came over much, much, like 10 plus thousand years ago. There's always these different ideas that someone from somewhere else blew in on a raft. There's always this thing. But what I'm talking about is a sort of like,

Again, the kind of like academically accepted idea, the sort of mainstream idea remains, and it's supported by genetic, linguistic, everything is that humans came out of the Americans that, you know, our Native Americans came out of Siberia through a Siberian pathway, probably in waves. You know, the people we now, if you refer to now like Northern coastal peoples, Eskimo, Inuits, you know,

They were a later wave. They were different than what became the Athabascans to the south. It was like a later wave. So there could have been repeated waves of people coming. But I've always been interested in the first wave.

Whoever they were, the first wave. And when was that? Are you aware of the sage wall in Montana? No. I'm aware of Montana. Well, you live there. The sage wall is a recent discovery. It was on private property. And these people, it was completely covered with woods and, you know, deadfalls and everything. And they started cleaning it out and they found this thing that looks remarkably like a constructed wall.

That's the sage wall in Montana. It's very strange. It's very strange. And it's a vertical wall. It goes down 13 feet under the ground. And it's long and straight. And it's very confusing because it very much looks like placed stones that were cut and moved...

somehow in this particular way and there's a lot of That's a wild-looking wall wild-looking well see if you could find the overhead of it Jamie because when you look at the overhead you like Jesus Christ this looks like people put this there yeah the debate is is it natural or man-made yeah well there is some people that think it's man-made and there's some people that think it's natural but it's leaning much more towards man-made

But it's confusing. Oh, you know, I am familiar with that area. Yeah, I got it. It's real weird. Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of natural formations. Yeah, because you get fissures and rocks that are filled from volcanic activity. Sure. It's puzzling. Maybe we'll do an episode on that. I think we will. Well, this gentleman right there, see that guy down there with the beard, Jamie? That's the guy. I think it's Wandering Wolf on, I think that's his name.

on YouTube. Yeah, Wandering Wolf. He's been studying this for a while. Please ignore his nose ring. Oh, is that what that was? I couldn't tell if he had a boog or if that was a nose ring. But like, this is crazy. It's crazy because they're flat and straight and they look fairly uniform and they look like they're cut into position. And there's also a bunch of these, you know, where they would grind things. There's these posts that sit out that look like they're carved outside and

that are similar to a lot of stuff they find in South America, around Machu Picchu and stuff like that. It's very, very weird stuff. Because if that was made by people, who and when and how? I'm going natural, but we'll do a future episode on that question. I think natural, too, until you look at some of them. Like some of those images, go back to some of those images, Jamie. Some of those images are like, how the fuck...

Like, they're so flat and straight. And look at that. That is insane. From that angle, it's insane. From that angle, you would no doubt look and be like, that's a man-made wall. It looks very stacked. They're all cut square. What's that, Jamie? It kind of looks fake. It does look fake. Is that a fake image or is that the real image? I can't tell. You know what? It doesn't look like the same stuff from the video. Okay. Well, let's see some of the images from the video. Well, that one up is the, that one there is real. That's legit. Yeah.

That looks more real. No, that's something different. That's not the same site. That looks like... Yeah, that looks AI. That's not the same site, and that's not a vegetation that grows around there. That's something different, goofing around shit. Yeah, so here's a video of this guy walking around. It's really interesting stuff because there's so much evidence of humans, right? The mortal and pestle grinding holes. Sure, yeah.

Shit are all there so there was some human occupation in this area the question is like was this put there by humans or is this a natural feature that they found and just Exploited have you followed that news that has come out about that boy that Anzac one boy in Montana no Sounds like a Spielberg movie don't answer. Yeah, it does so there is a There's a Clovis child that they found years ago and near Willsall, Montana

It was from a Clovis hunter culture. This child had been buried with projectile points and ochre, um,

And they've recently done work on like stable isotope work. And it was like he had a diet of woolly mammoth. Whoa. Yeah. Which people had always thought. Yeah. Right? But that's like this thing that gets always kicked around. And I have a friend, David Meltzer. I don't know if you're looking for guest suggestions, but Heffelfinger and Meltzer. Okay. I fucking love them. But anyway, Meltzer, he's an anthropologist and biologist.

He's always been involved in this debate about where these Clovis hunters and these Ice Age Americans, to what degree were they really these northern wild men killing mammoths with spears and shit, right? And people have tried to, over the years, sort of emasculate these Ice Age hunters. Being like, oh, they probably weren't really killing all these mammoths. They probably found them and scavenged them.

you know and and and explaining away david hate me saying this but uh explaining away evidence that they were slaying mammoths and also explaining away the theory that um that they killed all the mammoths right um and they were eating like that they were eating a much more varied diet and using plant resources and they were kind of like a kinder gentler ice age hunter so it's funny that out of this as this debate is always waged on it'd be like

this accusation that in creating our idea of these ice age hunters you create the kind you wish was there right so a dude like me is gonna be like yeah man mammoth hunters right right you know and it's the more dude would be like oh no um you know yeah berry pickers right like they were gentle um but they they've finally just did all this work and and lo and behold um

He was young, but he was drinking mother's milk. And they were mammoth eaters, which backs up this idea that those big-ass points they made were being used. I participated in this study.

Me and some of the guys I work with participated in this study with Meltzer, this guy named Matt and Aaron who runs an experimental archaeology lab at Kent State University. And they gave us all these stone tools. And we had a dead bison laying there. And we were supposed to just spend the day butchering the bison.

with stone flakes and also with Clovis points. So we're supposed to butcher half with Clovis points and butcher half with stone blades. They just want people who were like expert butchers to do it. Like you don't really know how anybody did anything, but just to see, because what, what the problem they have when they're looking at the, the, the archeological record is the only thing left is bone and stone. Everything else is gone. So when you find some mammoth, you know, you find a mammoth rib cage eroding out of a river bank and lo and behold, there's a projectile point laying there. We had always said, Oh,

Someone stabbed it with that point and killed it. But do you really know that? Right. You'll see a mark on a rib and you're like, oh, see, they shot it in the rib. And that's why it's got a scratch on its rib. Well, do you really know that? We just assume. Right. So we did this project to butcher this whole thing, a fresh dead bison, all the stone points.

And then they went and cleaned all the bones. This guy John Hayes from Hayes Taxidermy Studio did this way to treat the bones and clean them where you're not messing up the bones at all. So now you have a set of bones that you know what happened to them, right? And you have a set of stone tools that you know they were used for. And the idea is you're creating something to compare. There's this famous Folsom site where all these out of New Mexico –

Where all these bison skulls, these Ice Age bison skulls, they look different. Like that skull you got out in your studio. A step bison. Big horn, you know, longer horned animal. They all got these cut marks on the bone right here.

inside the jaw mark inside the jaw and people have been like oh it must have been from extracting the tongue and i even thought that i went i went to smu and looked at those skulls and held those bones in my hand and i'm like oh look they're probably getting the tongues out and made all those cut marks inside the jawbone but what's funny um and going and extracting the tongue with stone tools i didn't do shit would have left any kind of mark like that

And again, you don't know how they did what they did, but it creates an interesting data set so that when you do look at cut marks on bones, you can start putting together what might have caused it. What he wants to work on next is they want to do an ostrich. What do you think those cut marks were if they weren't extracting the tongues? Dude, I got no idea. Wow. You're looking at them right there.

I don't know. When I extracted the tongue with a stone, I extracted the tongue with stolen tools and I didn't have any need to go anywhere near that thing like that. I don't know, but it just goes to show like you look at stuff, you find a projectile point with a rib cage and you're like, they stabbed it. Right. But then, well, maybe we're looking at Clovis points all wrong. Maybe Clovis points were knives. Maybe that big projectile point was a Clovis knife.

Or maybe it was both things. Maybe when you find a mammoth skeleton that's got two or three broken Clovis blades, it wasn't that they had been jabbed into it necessarily. Maybe they were the butchering tools. But then what would be the killing tools? That's a great question. I personally, me not being an academic who's invested my entire career into this question, I do know this. I think that when people talk about, oh, they were finding them. I spent a lot of time outside.

You just don't find all this fresh dead shit laying around everywhere. Right? Right. You can spend many, many, many, many, many days out wandering around the woods and you don't find like fresh dead edible materials. Right. You find rotten shit.

dried up shit. You find skeletons. But I have a hard time swallowing the idea that all these mammoth kill sites were just where they happened to stumble across a fresh dead mammoth. Yeah, that seems ridiculous. And cut it up with a projectile point. Yeah. Or cut it up with a blade. They were killing mammoths. Yeah. That's my take on it. They were killing mammoths. That makes much more sense. And probably the mammoths weren't aware that they were even going to hunt them.

They probably weren't being hunted by anything. That's this idea when we're talking about that ice-free corridor deal, and you look at how fast humans filled up the North and South America, like a sort of motivational driver for that really quick spread would be that, let's say you pop out in the Great Plains, and the animals have never seen a person, right? A mammoth has never seen a person.

you just walk up and kill it. Right. And you do that for a couple months in some valley, and then everything gets like, oh, shit, it's one of them things and runs away. Well, jump to the next valley and find more of the ones that don't, you know, find more of the ones that have never seen you. Yeah. You know, like I've had occasion before to see like an elk that would have had no way to encounter a dog, encounter a dog, and their attitude is kind of like, what the hell is that?

They're curious about it. They're kind of looking at it. So you can imagine these early peoples could probably just walk up on a lot of shit and just kill it. Probably, right? Yeah. It's like, what's this thing going to do? Fuck out of here. And all of a sudden, like, dah! Some bitch stabbed me. So that was an idea that pushed how fast people spread around. And then they weren't fighting each other.

Because they were all, there's no competition for resource. They're not fighting each other and they're enjoying like very high reproductive rates because they're drowning in food and there's no conflict. I wonder what the wildlife populations were like back then too before humans, like when humans did encounter, when they first encountered North American wildlife, I wonder what the populations were. Staggering. Must have been crazy. Just staggering. Staggering.

We'll never know. We'll never know. But if you had a time machine, that's your spot. Well, they're getting closer to knowing now because now they can do crazy shit. Like they can go into pond sediments. Do you know what I mean? Like stuff shedding, you know, you're shedding, you're shedding cells all the time. Right. At some point you'll go down 10 feet into some pond and pull a little bit of sediment out and lay that sediment out and do some analysis and be like, you know, there's skin cells from six mammoths, a short face bear, a

Right. Right. Whatever. It's just it's getting crazy. You know, it's funny. Like talking about Indiana Jones, like that style, like the archaeology is becoming increasingly anthropology. Archaeology is becoming like the realm of the side, like the lab scientist. You know, I mean, not not the field work. Like it's so much more. It's such a Richard field of inquiry now to analyze stuff we already have than it is to go find new stuff.

You follow me? Yeah. And when you go on an archaeological dig, they just dig a fraction. There's a knowledge now. There's a knowledge now that tomorrow we're going to know a bunch of shit we don't know. So if we got 100 squares, we'll just dig one now. And the impulse used to be just to come in and destroy the whole site.

Right. And wash everything away with hoses and just look for big bones and big stone points. And you'd come away with thinking that they use big stone points to kill big bones because you just washed into the ditch all of that micro evidence, all of those small bones, all the plant pollen. You just washed everything away because you kind of knew what you were looking for. Right. So we probably make the same mistake now. So when you go to a dig, they just go like, we'll just check this little square and then leave everything.

You know, this is protocol now. Knowing that in 10 years, 100 years, whatever, someone's going to have a way better way. They'll stick some little stick down there and they'll tell them everything they need to know, you know? Did I tell you about my friend John Reeves? Did I ever tell you about the Boneyard in Alaska? Oh, yeah. No, you had him on the show. Oh, yeah. He comes on the show every year. He was supposed to be the last guest this year, but he got pneumonia. Oh, okay. So he's coming on in February. Oh, that shit's fascinating, man. Yeah, that place is crazy. You know, it's only six acres. Yeah.

Is that right? Yeah. Six acres. Thousands and thousands of bones. And what he thinks is it's like some sort of a natural disaster took place and probably asteroid impact. There's a thick layer of carbon. Thick layer of carbon. And in the permafrost is all these bodies. And they think that it's probably just washed all these bodies into a ditch or

Oh, that's why there's so many of them. That's the perfect spot. Perfect spot. They found animals that weren't even supposed to be in Alaska there. Yeah. It's like if you had La Brea Tar Pits to yourself. Yes, exactly. But it's all his property. No one can go there.

So, you know, they've found them in the East River now because it turns out that – which museum was it, Jamie? Oh, yeah. They dumped some of the bones in the East River. So these people have actually gone down there and found them in the East River now. They found a bunch of bison bones and all kinds of shit in the East River, which is really crazy. No, it is. Because exactly where they said that they dumped these things off, they found them now. Yeah.

It's really wild. And so. Yeah, that's a fascinating setup. You should go to visit this guy's property. I would like to do that. That would be a great episode for your show because this whole thing is crazy. Yeah. You know, and they may or may not have found human remains there. Oh. They can't talk about.

I imagine not. That shit gets pretty complicated in a hurry, man. Archaeological. Yeah. It gets a little, yeah. We, uh, we did one on the, we did one on the, the lost Roanoke colony and, um, there's archaeologists working on what happened at the Ross lost Roanoke colony. And the minute you, um, bring up like human remain conversations, people, it's just like, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Cause it's enormously complicated. I recently met a guy that does, um, he's a, he's,

Puebloan, so he's from one of the Pueblos in New Mexico. And his whole focus is on, he does repatriation for his Pueblo. People not familiar with the Pueblo would be like, basically, it's akin to a tribe, right? He works on repatriation for his tribe. Mostly focuses on remains, getting back the remains of his ancestors from all these museums and stuff.

You know, they want them back. Yeah. And I once, and I had said to him in this conversation, I'd said, Hey, why can't there be like a deal to be struck where you just say to the museum, like, okay, you keep one gram of that bone for your work, keep a gram of the bone and give the rest back to us. And he said, that would never be acceptable to us.

be like the same way as someone went and dug your, uh, you know, someone dug your grandpa's bones out of a graveyard and later you're like, Hey, let me borrow his foot. Give me my grandpa back. I'm like, no, we're keeping it. Really? Yeah. We're going to do studies on them, you know? God, it's so complicated. Yeah. So yeah, I think that it would be, um, finding that. And then what complicates a lot of that human remains stuff too, especially with stuff that he's talking about, that stuff he has is as old as it did is you, there's a little bit of a,

A little bit of a question, like the groups that are there now, peoples that are there now, were they the peoples that were there before? Right. You know, because people move all the time, right? You just look at like how the Comanche moved, look how the Sioux were in the upper Midwest and areas of Minnesota and wound up, you know, coming westward and all this movement. So when you have bones, there's always a question of, well, who, you know, typically it goes like this. It was like, who was currently on the land?

But when you're talking about bones that are 10, 11, 12,000 years old, there's like a little bit of a, in my mind, there's a little bit of a question of like, well, who do you, how do you know that that person's direct descendants aren't in New Mexico? You know, think about how much time passed. Like, are you giving them, like, is it the wrong, are you giving them to the wrong people? Right. That's a very good point. Yeah. Because people moved all over the damn place.

It's fascinating. But with the Pueblos, it is not that. With the Pueblos, it is people that have had occupation on these places for hundreds of years, and people just came in and hauled their ancestors out to stick them in museums. I was at a museum with my kids over Christmas break. I was at a museum in Chicago, and we go into this exhibit, and all the walls or all the displays are papered, so you can't see. And there was a sign that just said, like, we're in a repatriation issue.

So they blocked it all. Wow. I don't even know what was behind the paper. Whatever the display was, they're in a custody battle over their display and blocked it for view.

And years ago, I went to Salta to look at those children of the corn. You ever hear about those children, those Incan children? They left on that mountaintop and they kind of freeze dried. They have three of these children they found, but whatever the deal they made with the Incan, the contemporary Incan peoples, the deal they made is they'll only display one at a time. And when I went, it was the child that had been struck by lightning after the fact.

You know, you just walk up and it's in a case, but you're looking at someone's baby, you know, looking at someone's young child. It looked like the kid looked like he could stand up and walk away. Really? Perfectly preserved. Even like the feathers are perfect. Yeah. Not quite stand up and walk away. Yeah. But I mean, like perfect, you know, perfect. But yeah, there's someone probably, I haven't followed that situation, but someone is probably saying, I don't want my...

I don't want my ancestor in your decorating your museum. Yeah, understandably so. Yeah, I mean, wow. Oh, here's something that he found. Look at this. This had been sawed. Oh, no shit. Yeah. So the piece that's missing. He found that like that? The piece that's missing that's cut right there, that was a piece that they made to date it. Oh, I got it. But the top part had been sawed.

Huh. Yeah. I forget how old that was. No shit. Yeah. Yeah, but that's from John. That's from the Boneyard. I'm going to introduce you to him. He's coming back in February. You really need to get to know him. He's a fascinating cat. He's a fun dude, too.

All right, Steve. So your show, Hunting History, History Channel, is it available now? Is it on now? January 28th. January 28th. Okay. 10 p.m. Eastern. There it is. Hunting History. Steve Rinella. There it is. All right. Thanks for letting me plug it, man. Oh, always a good time. No, I appreciate it. Let me come on and plug it. There's the mule deer that we shot together. No, no. I like that, man. 12 years ago. Yeah. Time flies. Yeah. It's your biggest animal to date. Isn't that crazy? It's kind of crazy.

That was 12 years ago. Was it really? It doesn't seem like it. Yeah, but it was 2012. Yeah. Well, again, appreciate your generosity. Especially appreciate it. Let me come on and plug my project. Anytime. Anytime. It's always good to talk to you. And if you hung out with a dude in Canada in the 70s named John the Baptist, let me know. Yeah, let him know. I got to put it to rest. I can't stop thinking about that guy. All right. Bye, everybody. Bye.