Embalmers Report Persistent Blood Clots in Corpses Since COVID Vaxx Roll Out!
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Thomas Haviland spent 20 years in the United States Air Force, retiring at the rank of major. After that, he was a Major Tom. How cool is that?

After that, Tom was a defense contractor working with the Air Force for an additional 16 years. He's an electrical engineer and a data analyst that has worked with fighter aircraft such as the F-16 Falcon, the F-22 Raptor, and the F-117 Stealth Fighter. Tom's career came to an abrupt halt.

On October 2021, when he refused to take the COVID-19 vaccine. Good for you. This took Tom on a journey that eventually led him to the creation of three worldwide embalmer blood clot surveys to investigate the appearance of new and unusual white fibrous clots in corpses and their potential link to the COVID vaccines. As described by embalmers in the documentary, Died Suddenly, the results of Tom's surveys are shocking facts.

and disturbing. Please welcome to the show Thomas Haviland. Hey, Tom. Jimmy, thanks for having me on the show to talk about this very important topic. I've got a sample here to show you in the audience. This is the white fibers plot we're talking about. And Tom got on stage at my show in Indianapolis and he held that up and showed the people and we were all horrified. So Tom, tell me where this is and what is this?

Yeah. Uh, when I was running my, uh, third worldwide embalmer blood clot survey, the annual one last December, one of the presidents of a state funeral director association, Mr. Taylor Moore of the Tennessee, uh, funeral directors association reached out to me and said, Hey Tom, I'd like to have you come speak to my funeral directors and embalmers at my upcoming 2025 convention. And that happened three weeks ago on June the 8th. I traveled down to Franklin, Tennessee, just South of Nashville. And, um,

presented about our briefing because he's in Baltimore. They've been seeing these cloths for four years now and they want to know what's going on because they've never seen these things before prior to the years of COVID and the vaccines.

So, there's some suspicion that those are connected and you're seeing these, hold it up again, show people. Yeah. So, there it is. This is one vial. Here, I got an even more spectacular sample here, Jimmy. This one's a five and a half inch clot. It's about a half an inch wide. This one was taken out of the abdominal aorta. It's one of the largest blood vessels in the body.

So these things can be super large. Like I said, these are embalmers with 20 or 30 years of experience. Never saw this phenomenon before until the years of COVID and the vaccines. A few in the years of COVID, 2020, but then it exploded with the embalmers seeing it in 2021 after the rollout of the vaccines. So, and we're not saying definitively that these came from the vaccines. We're just saying it's a weird coinkydink.

Yeah. And so we know they have one thing in common, right? The spike protein, right? Yeah. So I'll let you go ahead and show the clip. So here is that you giving this presentation to these. What is this group of people? The Tennessee Funeral Directors Association. Tennessee. Which there were about, yeah, but there were about 28 of them in the room who are actually doing active embalming right now. Okay. So 28 of these people are active in embalming.

And so what, when they do an embalming, they take the blood out of your veins and report. And their job is to get the body ready for viewing for a funeral. So they take the blood out of the body and then put formaldehyde in as a preservative to keep the corpse preserved and looking good. So the skin doesn't tarnish. And so no odor is detected during the, uh, during the viewing of the funeral service. Okay. And here you ask some, uh,

So we might have to turn this up because it's a little soft, Misha. So let's... Here, he asks them a question. So...

In fact, embalmers, can I get a show of hands in the room? How many folks in here are actually doing active embalming right now? Raise your hands. Move your hands up. So there's about the 28 people in the room who are doing active embalming right now. Correct. Of those people, leave them up. Of those people that are doing active embalming, if you're seeing these white fibrous clots over the last few years, keep your hand up. If you're not seeing them, please put your hand down.

Okay, so that's most of them. So,

That's a lot of hands that are up at one meeting of funeral directors saying that they've been seeing these white fibrous clip videos

Yeah, Jimmy, and this is a big deal because it's the first time that we have official acknowledgement from a state, U.S. State Funeral Director Association that these clots are indeed real and they're prevalent. I actually ran a paper survey at that event that same day, and it turned out that of the 28 embalmers that were present there that are doing active embalming, 18 of them said they were seeing the clots. So that's 64%.

So they were seeing the clots. And then in the survey, I asked them, what percentage of your corpses are you seeing these clots in? And that was 17 percent, Jimmy. That's one out of every six corpse. So these things are not rare. These are quite prevalent. They're showing up a lot in the dead. So so let me so. So tell me what I'm looking at here.

This is a photo that came out of a paper by Rue and colleagues last August of 2024. Rue is spelled R-Y-U. And it shows on the left there is what our normal blood plasma looks like, our fibrinogen that's in our blood. It's a blood clotting protein produced by the liver. And it's in a liquid form in our plasma. Whenever there's damage done to the endothelial lining, the inner walls of our blood vessels, veins, and arteries,

It triggers a clotting response and it converts that liquid fibrinogen into a white solid called fibrin. And it looks like nice, smooth spaghetti noodles like they're on the left. And basically it forms like a net. It collects our red blood cells and our platelets and it forms a clot. And, you know, if you get a cut on your arm, right, clots form there until the wound is healed. Once the wound is healed, we have another enzyme called plasmin that comes along, attaches to that nice, smooth spaghetti, breaks down the clot, and then you're good to go again.

But look on the right of the screen. This is what happens when a fibrinogen comes in contact with spike protein, either from the virus or from the vaccine. See all the twisted fibrin strands and the nasty nodules on there? Yeah. It becomes this matted mess. And then our plasmon can't not attach to that and break it down. So then these clots tend to grow and persist and they become these large white fibrous clots like I showed the audience at the beginning.

And so this was a paper, this was a scientific paper

Yes. That was published in Nature? Yes, and it's peer-reviewed. So this is a peer-reviewed paper. Yes. And it's showing you the effects of what the spike protein has on the normal clotting procedure inside of your veins. And instead of looking like that, it looks like this. Yes, our blood's natural blood clotting protein called fibrinogen is bonding with the spike protein, either from the virus or from the vaccine. Now, if you go to the next slide...

In Baltimore, Richard Hirschman sent about a dozen samples of clots that he removed from cadavers to a neuroscientist over in Japan named Dr. Kevin McCarran.

And Dr. McCarran looked at them under a scanning electron microscope at a magnification of 5,000 times. And this is what he saw when he took a thin five micrometer slice of one of the embalmer's clots out of a cadaver. Now, which one does that look like more, Jim? Does it look more like the nice, smooth spaghetti? Or does it look like the twisted, misfolded mess with the nodules on it?

That's exactly, it looks like the latter. Yes, it looks like this. Exactly. So it's an evidence that the embalmer's clots are made of this same combination of our natural fibrinogen in contact with the spike protein, as I said, either from the virus or the vaccine.

And so I have one more slide here. Tell me what this is. This is just the same clot backed up in a view of 1,000 magnification as opposed to 5,000 magnification. So it's backed out a little bit. Okay. So basically what you're seeing there, there's no wonder that our natural plasmon cannot attach to that clot and break it down, right? It's just a twisted mess. Okay. Yeah.

And so, well, here, do you want me to show any of this stuff? So you sent me this, the Tennessee. Yeah, let's go through a few of the slides here.

I took a survey, like I said, with the 28. By the way, when I took my last worldwide survey, I took a worldwide survey in 2022, 2023, and 2024. Three years in a row I've done this, Jimmy. I've sent the results in each year to the FDA and CDC, and they have never contacted me once. Of course. Like I said, my latest worldwide survey that I did last December, 301 embalmers responded to that, of which 250 of them, 83% said they were seeing the clots. And at that time, they were seeing the clots in 27% of their corpses.

So when I asked the smaller sample size of just these Tennessee embalmers, as you can see there, three of them are funeral directors only. They don't do any embalming. Three are embalmers only. They don't do any funeral directing. But 22 of them actually do both. They're actually funeral directors and they're actively embalming as well. Okay. Next slide. Then we asked them, yeah, again, are you seeing the white fibers clots? As you can see there, 64%, almost two thirds of them, 18 out of the 28 said they are indeed seeing the white fibers clots. Okay. Next slide.

Again, if you average all the bars together, they're seeing them in an average of 17% of their corpses, one out of every six. And this is a phenomenon, like I said, they've never seen before prior to the years of COVID or the vaccines. Next. What is the longest white fibrous structure clot that you have? What is that? That you have seen or removed from a corpse? Seen or removed, yeah. Look at that. We have...

Seven of the embalmers said they removed a clot between three to five inches long. Five of them said a clot between six to 12 inches long. There was even one that said he removed a white fibrous clot over 12 inches long, Jimmy. Wow. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And we've seen clots actually up to several feet long. This is highly unusual.

So your next question is, has a family member of the deceased ever asked you to look for the white fibrous structures or clots in their loved one or asked if you found the white fibrous structures, clots in their loved ones in 2025 or any year prior? Yeah, of the 28 embalmers, only one said a person's ever asked them of that. Now, I think maybe because a lot of people don't know about the clots. Some people may know, but are too embarrassed to ask, right?

And also the death could be very normal. There may not be nothing suspicious or unusual about the death. But I still think there might be this subset of people, Jimmy, who are in denial. Maybe they know about the white fibrous cloths. Maybe they even, you know, conjoled their loved one into getting the shot. And then they don't want to have the embalmer look for the cloth because they're afraid of what they might find. Just speculation on my part, but it's a possibility.

So here's another question. Have you seen evidence of micro clotting, also known as coffee grounds or dirty blood in the drainage of corpses in 2025? And yes, 70% of the embalmers said yes.

Yeah, as you know from talking to Dr. Pierre Corey, this is another phenomenon they're seeing in people too. The embalmers don't call it microchloride. Like I say, they call it coffee grounds. As they're draining the blood off the corpse and trying to put the formaldehyde in, they see what looks like coffee grounds in the blood.

And this could be an indication of micro clotting, which occurs at your very small blood vessels, your capillaries. And it can block the exchange of oxygen at the lungs. And then they carry in that oxygen to all the major organs of the body, you know, including your brain, your eyes, where you have very small blood vessels. So a lot of people have been suffering from brain fog and poor vision problems after taking the jabs. That could be an indication they may have micro clotting going on inside their head.

This is a phenomenon, by the way, that they had seen prior to COVID, but in less than 5% of their corpses. If you go to the next slide. I know the Midwestern Doctors blog that I follow has also said that people's symmetry in their smiles have gone. There's a lot less symmetry in people's smiles because of micro clotting that people aren't even aware of happening. And, uh,

So I've noticed that there's a bigger, more of a droop in my smile. I've noticed that for sure. Yeah, I'm sorry to hear about your injury. Thank you. And what percentage of your corpses have you seen the micro clotting coffee grounds, dirty blood in 2025? Again, if you average the bars together, you get an average of 17% of the one in six again, Jimmy and Dr. Richard Hirschman, the embalmer that I'm in touch with the most.

says, Tom, you know, before COVID and the vaccines, I would see unusual blood in maybe 10 to 15 percent of my corpses. And about 85 percent of people would have normal blood. Now it's exactly flipped. Only about 10 to 15 percent of my corpses have what I would consider normal blood. And 85 percent of them have abnormal blood with either these microcloths or the white fibrous clots in them. So according to here, it says embalmers saw

Less than 5% of corpses prior to COVID and the COVID vaccines that had that. Particularly in patients that had heavy chemotherapy. So this is at least a tripling of this particular phenomenon as well. So we've got a serious problem, Jimmy. The spike protein, we believe, has really changed the blood. Okay, there's a couple more slides here.

It says, have you noticed an increase in infant deaths either at your funeral home or your local hospital morgue in 2025 compared to the years 2019 and prior? And one, so one embalmer, funeral director embalmer, and 11 said yes. So almost 40% of them said yes, they've seen an increase in infant deaths at their funeral home or their local hospital morgue compared to before COVID.

Yeah, that kind of shocked me and it's sad, isn't it? You know, we know that actually the spike protein from the vaccine is getting through from the mother to the child because they have found it in the delivered placentas after the woman delivers the child. Really? She delivers a placenta and they found the spike protein from the vaccine in that. They've also found the spike protein from the vaccine in the mother's milk as well. So it's a very sad situation that's getting through to the child.

Here you say, what percentage increase in infant death did you see in 2025 compared to the years? So 14 in Balmer said none. Right. So if you just average the blue bar and the yellow bar together, if you do not include the green bar this time, you see a 14% increase for just those that saw the increase in 2025 compared to the pre-COVID years. Because they saw 14%. It's pretty alarming, right? Yeah, yeah.

Okay, that is pretty alarming. Here's one more. Yeah, that last one. I'm sorry about the charts here. They show up better in PowerPoint than they do in preview mode. What? Go ahead. Go ahead.

What age groups, check all that apply, did you see an increase in the number of clots in 2025 when compared to the years 2019 and prior? The most notable increase was in the ages 36 and up. Yeah, that's where that purple bar starts. There was nine there, then 17, then 10 in the gold bar, and then a couple. So what's interesting about this one, Jimmy, is it actually matches pretty well Edward Dowd's data. You know, Edward Dowd's looking at this from a completely different angle, death and disability insurance data.

And if you recall, in his data, he saw in the insurance company data a large increase in death and disability in the 36 to 50-year-old age group and up starting in the third quarter of 2021. Right. When a lot of companies mandated the vaccines on their employees. You know, Joe Biden actually tried to make any company with more than 100 employees take the jab. That's right.

Now, that eventually was shot down by the Supreme Court, but unfortunately, a lot of companies preemptively acted and made their employees get the shots anyways.

So, this dovetails pretty closely with Ed's data and it's shocking, isn't it? Because 36 to 50 year olds are not supposed to be having strokes and heart attacks. Right. Which we think these, you know, white fibers, clots are, that usually doesn't happen until you get in your late 50s, early 60s. So, when working age people start having heart attacks in their, you know, 30s and early 40s, that's a bad sign. So, what, and so again, we, there aren't, we don't have any studies. We're saying this needs to be studied, this coincidence. Yeah.

Needs to be studied. And now have you sent your information to the new HHS director, RFK, or the new FDA or CDC directors? Yes, I've sent Bobby Kennedy, Marty Macri at the FDA, and also Jay Bhattacharya at the NIH as well. And like I said, I haven't received any callbacks from their people yet.

Oh, so even the current regime hasn't gotten back to you? Not yet, no, which is unfortunate, right? Because I was hoping... Well, they're definitely slow walking. They're taking away the, or the, what's the word? The removal...

the retraction of the mRNA platform. They're really slow walking that. So they- They are, aren't they? And it's distressing, right? Because big pharma has a lot of these, they want to use that technology for everything in the future, right? Shingle shot, RSV shot, bird flu, regular flu. They want to retool all of their future vaccines using this mRNA technology, using the banana particle delivery system. And there's a lot of us like myself, Dr. Pierre Corey, Dr. Peter McCullough, we just don't believe it's safe.

For humans. The mRNA platform, you mean? The mRNA platform, correct. And that includes Dr. Robert Malone, who is one of the

You know, he's credited with the initial discovery of how to do an mRNA platform. He didn't invent the COVID vaccine, but he definitely is credited and he holds other patents for vaccines, but he's definitely. So they tried to discredit him by by saying he said something he didn't. They're trying to say he didn't invent the COVID vaccine. He never said that. What he said was he was the first one to figure out how to do an mRNA platform and

And he was working at the Salk Foundation when he did that. But he said they couldn't figure out a way to do it safely.

So but now they are. So now they are. And by the way, let's remember, according to Dr. Fauci, most vaccines, you have to wait 10 to 12 years to figure out what the side effects of them are. So when people say, oh, COVID's over, I don't want to talk about it. Well, it's not over. You're in the middle of it. We are all the guinea pigs of a 10 to 12 year study on the side effects of the COVID-19 mRNA platform vaccine.

Because it usually takes 10 to 12 years. So we're right in the middle of it. And unfortunately, Jimmy, we still don't know a whole lot about it because I actually tried to run a survey last year with cath lab workers, doctors, vascular surgeons, endovascular specialists that work in what's called a catheterization lab who remove clots from living people. And we know these clots are appearing in living people because I was contacted last year by an endovascular specialist and cardiologist

in Jacksonville, Florida. And he sent me photographs of a deep vein thrombosis white fibrous clot that he removed from one of his patients. But later on that month, he sent me another email, Jimmy, saying, Tom, I've been instructed to terminate communications immediately. Sorry for the inconvenience.

So somebody got to him and yeah, he's so. So now you were not in the military when you refused your covid vaccine. You were working for a contractor. That's correct. I was working at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, Ohio, and I had already done a lot of study and I was looking. The CDC wasn't putting out good information. So I looked at Public Health England, the UK data.

And they had a document that was showing hundreds of thousands of breakthrough cases of COVID amongst the fully vaccinated by the early fall of 2021, right as these mandates were coming out.

So I had got we had gotten a email from a three star general on the base saying, here's the date you had to get your shot by or else get kicked out of the military and government civilians or defense contractors like myself. And he tried to shame us into getting the jab. So I sent him back an email, Jimmy. And I said, shame on you. Remember, this is an Air Force three star general. I said, shame on you.

Instead of letting us decide for ourselves whether or not to take an experimental drug, you chose to spend your time trying to guilt us into taking the jab. Shame on you. And I didn't just send the email to him, Jimmy. I CC'd all 30,000 people that work at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, Ohio. Oh.

I knew what was going to happen. I got a call a half hour later from my boss, my defense contractor boss, and I was fired from my $165,000 a year job as an engineer for shaming the Air Force three star in front of the whole base. And what did somebody had to do it? What was the reason that they gave you?

Insubordination. So they will not be inviting me back to – and really I don't think I want to go back and work with people that threw me under the bus. It's kind of a shame. The one good thing I saw is about a month ago, Secretary of Defense Pete Hexeth came out and did say that that order that was given to take the shot was an unlawful order.

So he officially recognized that all those generals and colonels and all the military services gave an illegal order to their troops to take that shot. Well, the Supreme Court said that when Joe Biden tried to mandate it, that was also illegal. Thank God for that Supreme Court for saying that. Yeah. Yeah. And so.

So do you get a kick out of people, you know, in a in a bad way? Do you get a kick out of people who are screaming about fascism might come to America? Like when I had Cornel West on my show and he was afraid that if Donald Trump died,

became president that we would see fascism in America. And I had to explain, a C student had to explain to him that we've already lived through fascism, the biggest fascism we've ever seen in our life. The government mandating you take experimental medical treatments, which is Nazi level fascism.

And they shut down people's businesses. They shut down your business. They arrested you for walking outside, for surfing here in California. What do you call that? 41% of all black owned businesses shuttered and closed down permanently on it. And it was all water off a duck's ass to Cornel West could not give a shit because he doesn't affect him because he lives in an ivory tower and his checks didn't stop coming in.

So do you get a kick out of people when they try to scare you and say fascism might be coming? Do you do you feel like we've already lived through the worst fascism you could have ever imagined? Absolutely, Jimmy, because, you know, if they can make you take an experimental drug, what can't they make you do? That to me is the ultimate tyranny. And one of the things that really disgusted me was making little kids wear masks to school. Yeah, that was just awful. Yeah.

And now the people who push that are trying to do mea culpa saying, hey, now my kid is learning disabled. Now my kid has been put back years and their language development has been hindered. And so here's a question that I'm getting from our super chat. How do we get rid of these clots? Is there a way to get rid of them?

Once these large white fibers clots have formed, there really is no way to get rid of them. The cath lab worker that I was in touch with, that doctor, he goes in with flexible catheters that either suck the clot out, scrape it out, or actually lasso the clot and pull it out. So the trick is to not have them form in the first place. And like I said, the spike protein is the culprit here.

So, Dr. Peter McCullough, for example, has a protocol that consists of natokinase, bromelain, and curcumin, which are all natural supplements. You can buy them over the counter. You can get them on Amazon. And they seem to do a good job of clearing the body of the toxic spike protein. There's other things out there as well. I've been taking the natokinase. Dr. Pierre Corey got me on that. Plus ivermectin.

uh kind of a high dose and um a couple of other things i can't remember but um how are your symptoms now jimmy are they better yeah you know i felt like they were a lot better uh they got a lot better i used to have a an occipital neuralgia which is nerve damage in my neck uh which was very painful it was very painful uh just the wind blowing on my scalp would hurt um

And, you know, it's hard to tell because I'm 59. So it's hard to tell. Am I am I fatigued today or am I just 59 today? Right. So what's interesting is that that Indianapolis show where I first saw you, I don't know if you recall, but there was a young lady sitting at the table next to me who had the exact same injury that you had. Oh, really? She had a sip on the raw jet. Really? Yes. And that was the first case I'd ever heard of that. And then I met her that night and talked to her. She had the exact same injury you had.

Oh, wow. Yeah. That's, uh, yeah. Wow. And, um,

Wow. Yeah. So as you know, there's all kinds of things going on. There's myocarditis, there's nerve damage, turbo cancers, miscarriages. There's a lot of things, a lot of things going on. There's the hat there again. There's I hope that RFK does the studies to see if these can be attributed what they're attributed to. So we don't know, but we just know that there's a huge coinkydink happening.

Yeah. We have to say the correlation is not necessarily causation, but Jimmy, let me tell you this. I'm seeing an awful lot of correlation here. Does fasting help clear up the spike protein at all? Do you know? Do you have any info on that? Some people have said that fasting does help. Helps clear some of the nasty toxins from the body. I don't know if it

If it helps in this case, but I don't think it's worth, I mean, I would try. It doesn't hurt. Fasting's good for you. I do intermittent fasting. And I just want to let people know that you have a free sub stack and it's called Clotastrophe.com.

And it's at lauracasner.substack.com. We can put it. She's my lovely assistant that helps me with these SurveyMonkey surveys that we do every year. And we'll be doing another one at the end of this year, Jimmy, because the CDC and the FDA are not looking at this. So we're the only two people in the world tracking this phenomenon in the United States, Canada, UK, and Australia, New Zealand. So we're not tracking it. It's not going to, these numbers aren't going to come out. So we've got to keep doing it until the FDA and the CDC get off their rear ends.

and do their job. So Laura Kasner is spelled L-A-U-R-A-K-A-S-N-E-R, laurakasner.substack.com. They can go find all the work, all the surveys you've done over the last three years.

Yes, sir, Jimmy. Okay. Well, Major Tom Havland, I really appreciate you coming on. Thanks for doing your work. It was great meeting you in Indianapolis. Glad I could finally get you on the show. And anything you'd like to say before we say goodbye? Did we cover it all? Yeah, I just want to make a plea to funeral directors, embalmers, vascular surgeons, endovascular specialists, cardiologists,

You know these things are happening. Please come forward. You can email me at thomashavilland at sbcglobal.net. I would love to get in contact with you. It's time to come forward and let the world know this is indeed happening. And now we have video footage from Tennessee and Baltimore proving it.

And now, you know, we met you on tour and we're doing our standup in Indianapolis. And if people want to come see us, they can come see us. And we're going back to Toronto on July 17th, Red Bank, New Jersey, North Hampton, Massachusetts, and Concord, New Hampshire. And then we'll be in Oxnard, California on August 3rd. Plus a lot more dates. Go to Jimmy door.com for a link. But Tom, thank you very much for coming on. It's a great to talk to you. And we'll hopefully we'll see you again next time. We're in a, where do you live?

Dayton, Ohio. Okay. Oh, we were in Dayton too. I came to see you in Dayton too. Oh, but we didn't get a chance to talk? We didn't get a chance to talk too long. No, we did not. Okay. I enjoyed the show nonetheless. Okay. That Dayton, that was a fun show. I remember that show. Okay. All right, Tom, we'll talk to you again. Thanks, buddy. A treasure trove of bananas has been stolen and it's up to Donkey Kong and his buddy Pauline to get them back. Woo-hoo!

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compared to the percentage of your killing of Hamas terrorists? What is it? Do you know? Do you know how many children you've killed? Answer me that one question. Do you know how many Hamas terrorists you've killed and how many children you've killed?

I know there's two numbers. I know the numbers that came from the IDF. I know the numbers that came from a very, very established think tank. Give me the two numbers. Wait a second. We killed 30,000 terrorists in phase one of the war. Since the war is back, I don't have the numbers. But let me tell you one thing. How many children have you killed? We never target civilians. So this question...

How many children have you killed? Pierce, Israel is not killing children. Israel is not killing children. Hamas is using them as human shields. Israel is killing children every single day. Pierce, this is a blood label you're putting on Israel. You know it's not true. So there it is. They accused Piers Morgan of a blood libel. And her defense is because I said so.

That's it. Because I am a certain... That's it. That's it. Go ahead. Listen, Piers is the ultimate submissive to power. Do you know how much of a kinky pervert you have to be for him to walk out of the orgy on this? Right. For him to go, this is wrong. Yes. You are demented. Because Piers will carry water for almost anything. Remember when Tucker goes...

It's kind of wrong to kill children. He goes, is it? Is it? Yeah, he said it's war, so you get to kill children. That's how bad it's gotten that even Piers Morgan has now flipped on Zionism because certainly it's not profitable anymore for him. Word is out. Word is out. That's what that means. So let's watch him...

Do it here. I was told by the ambassador to the UK, it was a blood libel for me to suggest that Israel had killed children. No, I don't believe that was the case. I think it was to do with targeting children. There is a difference. Because we are hearing that Israel is targeting children and that couldn't be further from the fact. Well, last week, nine out of ten children in one home where two doctors reside were killed in an airstrike. What was that? It's still remarkable.

Well, what was that? That has been based only on the basis of hearsay. You don't believe that story? I want these stories to be... Wait a minute. You don't believe that those children were killed? I have seen conflicting accounts and I want that story to be properly investigated before the international media runs with it. You think those two parents, one of whom I think operated on one of the children...

question. You think that those two doctors, the parents, they just made it up that nine of their ten children had been blown to pieces by an Israeli airstrike? If this is true. You don't believe it? Well, why on earth was artificially generated imagery used to promote this story when it first happened? I've got to say, Natasha, I think what you've just said about

that family is despicable. We've seen time and again. I'm sorry, it's despicable. You talk about blood libel like Dave said. You talk about blood libel. You talk about lies. You talk about promoting propaganda. And here you sit here as a lawyer and you say that you do not believe

those nine children were killed? I didn't say that. You're putting words in my mouth. Do you believe it or not? I said that there were conflicting accounts and it needs to be investigated. Do you believe it? The parents said nine of their ten children were killed. Do you believe them or not? Or did those two doctors make it up? They haven't said that directly as far as I have seen. I have seen second-hand accounts and hearsay. But it's important to ask, why are these civilians still there? Why

is it that uniquely... Actually, no, it's important to ask whether you believe that family have lost nine of their ten children. I want to know why the international community... You don't, do you? You don't. And this goes to the point that I would say about Israel generally now in this war now. Israel says they don't believe anything.

Every story that comes out about the deaths of civilians in Gaza, someone will pop up representing the Israeli government saying, ah, it's propaganda. It's not true. I've heard it's not right. I've heard it didn't happen.

So there's Piers Morgan flipping on Zionists and Israel. And I know everybody's waiting for Michael Rappaport to be the next one to flip. Imagine being forced to like Michael Rappaport again because he did that. You know, he was always good and stuff. In fact, in Fallout, the series, he's great in that. He's such a scum. And I was talking to my buddy Johnny Pemberton on the show, and he was like, yeah, nobody knew. He just came and did his job, but like...

Michael Rapport's horrifying, and he's definitely being paid. That's 100% I promise you he got paid. Hasbro money.

And so here is the Zionists turning. So they already called Piers Morgan a blood libelist because he's saying that they're killing children. I think we can now officially declare Piers Morgan is an anti-Semite, says this Zionist genocide defender. Isn't that wild? Yeah. Oh, when does it become official? Will that be on my tattoo? Zionism and Judaism are not the same thing, although the Zionists want to conflate them.

Because then they can call any criticism of Zionism anti-Semitism. But Zionism is to Judaism what the KKK is to Christianity. That's a great way to put it. That's a great way to put it. Um...

I've been found. So this is I don't even know. Amical Chiquiti says, I've been following Piers Morgan's interview since the beginning of the war from the outset. It was clear that like most Western media, his basic inclination was pro-Palestinian. Oh, my God. But he appeared to maintain a relatively fair and balanced line.

Since then, however, I've witnessed a sharp and troubling descent into overt anti-Semitism. So they're just calling him anti-Semitic. That's insincere. That's actually a great t-shirt, actually. Describe Piers Morgan in two words. Anti-Semite. There it is. That's one word. That is one word. That's one word. I need a t-shirt of that.

Oh, my God, look at it. And he's wearing, what is that called? What is that called? You know what? A keffiyeh or something? I think it's called a keffiyeh. I don't want the anti-Semite on the forehead for the T-shirt. I just want Piers Morgan in this keffiyeh, in this hijab. That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. So it's time for Zionists. You have to face it. Nobody likes you. And the ones who pretend to like you are just scared of you. They're afraid to lose their jobs, the ones in Hollywood.

But all that fear is now going away, and you don't have a plan B. And if anyone should have a plan B, it should be someone who keeps talking about raping everyone else. Probably stand-up comedy, I guess.

Here's another one. Zionists had no issue with Piers Morgan being rude and arrogant for two years, cutting off anyone who dared show receipts of Israel's genocide by screaming, but do you condemn Hamas? That was his refrain. But the moment he turns that chaos energy on them, it's all tears and tantrums. I'm with Piers. I don't want to be on their side. I'm prejudiced like a good person against Muslims.

Israel, screwed up. If Piers can't carry, if Piers can't do this show, your venue sucks. So it's hard to pick a winner in this one, Piers Morgan or the Zionists. There's nobody really to like on either side, sort of like a modern streaming service series.

Nobody's saying that Piers Morgan has come to the light. More than likely, his masters are testing the waters by throwing him into it and seeing what attacks occur. He's nothing but bait in the water. Maybe that's why they call him Old Chum at a men's club. Am I right? Same as that guy, Bob Villain. Same thing. It's the same principle. Bob Villain. Villain, yeah.

So Dave Smith says, it's fascinating to watch what's happening to Piers Morgan right now because he has built one of the biggest platforms in the new media world. But it's a cycle that I've witnessed countless times. Typically, someone who has spent their entire life being generally pro-Israel, seeing them as the good guys in their conflicts, will have a moral issue with something Israel does. They just go too far.

In this case, it was the three-month complete blockade of food and aid to a civilian population that has already gone through over 20 months of brutal siege and bombardment.

That's my friend, the Jew Dave Smith, telling the truth about that, by the way. That person, in this case is Piers Morgan, is then viciously smeared for the crime of speaking out against something unconscionably wrong. On top of that, you are subjected to the most absurd propaganda, denying that the atrocities ever happened, all while people at the highest levels of the Israeli government brag about it. The only response is to insult your character and your intelligence.

Just like America. Just like America. Before you're too hard on Israel, remember, your country is even worse than them. You see how bad they are? Yeah. The one you live in is more devilish than them. So don't ever put it all on the Jews because your fuck-bag country is satanic. Israel's like a little brother, and they suck.

So Piers Morgan isn't a bad person. He's just multiple decades late to understanding something that the rest of us already knew. So just don't be mean to the slow kid. That's what I'm saying. Dave Smith says, of course, this has the effect of pushing people to oppose Israel even more. As you recognize how comfortable the pro-Israel crowd is with lying and smearing people.

As I've said publicly many times throughout the last two years, I am still shocked at these tactics. Israel seems to have the worst PR strategy imaginable. It's as if they are hell-bent on making the world hate them and possibly Jews in general while they're at it. That certainly seems what they're trying to do.

Yeah, because their fuel is anti-Semitism. How do you power a golem like Israel? See, Dave's not religious, right? But Israel's based on, like, racial... I used to dance around this for years because a lot of my friends are... You know, I was with an Israeli girl a long time. And so, you know, if you love people, you want to overlook certain things, right? Well...

It's a eugenics thing over there. Because if you're too religious, you'll condemn Israel because they don't live up to the reasons God gave them that land. But if you're too secular, you're not going to be able to be moved by the religious argument. You're just going to see it for what it is if you want to, which Dave does. And Israel's never going to do the thing it has to do to save itself. It has to say that they were wrong, but they never will. So they're not going to save themselves. They're not.

It's their pride. It's like chewing gum. It's going to attach to anything smart or stupid. So they attach their pride to genocide. Just remember, for down the road, your pride destroyed you. And, you know, here's, you know, this whole thing about fear more than anything. The fear it's fueled by fear. Think of the stupidity of this.

Israel keeps Jews safe. It objectively does not. It has a policy not to do that. If you get grabbed hostage, they're going to Hannibal Directive shoot you so that you can't be used politically. And then you're going to have your family saying dumb shit like wouldn't Israel has to do anything it has to.

Friends of mine have said it to my face, but you know, Israel is little. So it has to do whatever, like Joe Pesci, it has to do anything. Oh, really? Anything like trafficking American children in a sex trafficking blackmail scheme? Is that that kind of anything? I don't think I'm on board for that. So I think, you know, I don't know if you've heard, I've heard whispers that Donald Trump has a plan.

And his plan, he's going to turn Gaza into a huge water park with a huge water slide. And the water slide just drops you off in Egypt. That's better than the water, which is full of sharks because they dump goat carcasses in it. Yes. Anybody who knows anything about the area would be able to tell you that. Notice how he's saying nonsense things. Can I have a pen? Thank you. My friend, Jimmy.

A friend of mine, Yoni, who works on the Kill Tony show, was trapped in Israel. Remember how Israel is saying, come visit Israel right now? It's a great time because it's safe and we're winning. But they're not winning. So they tried to keep American Jews with passports. They tried to keep them hostage. Bibi was trying to hold Jewish hostages so Trump would have to do what he said. That's a fact. My friend, do you know how he got out of Israel? Because they closed down the airport so the Jews can't leave.

Luckily, he comes from money, so he got a boat and they had to sail 1,500 miles away. So everybody else was trapped as a hostage by Israel during the 12-day fake war. Okay, there you go. The Zionists have now turned on Piers Morgan.

It's not going well for the Zionists. I'm telling you, they really need a new PR strategy because they're losing. Breaking news. Sean Diddy Combs' verdict is in. He's been acquitted of the biggest charges, racketeering and sex trafficking. Thank you. He was found guilty of lesser charges.

Hey, guess who predicted that? We did. And when did we predict it? As soon as we found out that James Comey's daughter, the former corrupt leader of the FBI, his daughter, who also handled the Ghislaine Maxwell case, uh,

It was sent over to... So she's the mop-up person for the deep state. James Comey is the deep state. His daughter is also. And so here's the key takeaways. He was acquitted of racketeering and sex trafficking charges today, and he was found guilty of two lesser charges of transportation and former girlfriends for prostitution. Nice. The prayer does work, Jimmy. So the stuff that...

The verdict is seen as a victory for Combs, who was cleared of the most serious charges against him. His defense team opted not to call witnesses before resting. That's because they didn't have to, because they knew the fix was in. The fix was that this is all theater.

The judge has yet to decide if Combs will be released pending sentencing. The defense requested that Combs be released today on a $1 million secured bond subject to the conditions that he surrender his passport and limit his travel to specific jurisdictions in California, Florida, New York, and New Jersey. Prosecutors said they will seek a four to five year prison sentence. After all this...

They're going to seek a four to, that's what they're going to seek. Four to five year. The guy was Epstein level corrupt. Well, that's why. Running an organization at Epstein level. And this is of course why, because he's got goods on them. And, uh, and that, that it's not entitled to release the child proved that it repeatedly violated. Okay. Blah, blah. Hey, remember Bernie Kornfeld? No.

Another guy with a harem of girls just like Epstein, big pro-Israel guy back in the 70s, and he had a house of girls just like Hugh Hefner and Bob Guccione and the guy from Hustler. Remember they would – and they're all pimps. All of them are pimps, and they made it like they're just these rich guys that they have 50 girlfriends, which –

Looking back now, it's kind of obvious. They're all part of intel. There's no rich guy that has 60 girlfriends that, hey, come to my house and bang some of these girls. They're just doing that to be cool. Right. That's to get dirt. So a spokesperson for Combs, I have breaking news. A spokesperson for Combs says that he plans to celebrate the verdict at home with his family in a big weird Satan orgy. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

So, yeah. So everybody's trying to bend over backwards to figure out how this could be the verdict. What is the win direction? Was it some social influence? Most likely it's because all those drawers have received a brand new car along with a body in the trunk as a little reminder of who they're dealing with. All those jurors, I'm sorry. All those jurors have received a brand new car along with a body in the trunk

as a little reminder of who they're dealing with. So I'll bet you they didn't have to do that. I'll bet you his son recycled the plastic and threw out the pizza boxes, like his dad said in that phone call, because you saw those tapes and digital evidence they got out of his. Did any of that come up in the trial? No, no, none of it did. And so we already know. Yeah. And let's remember, Kurt, that Diddy is not the scary part of this scenario. It's the guests at his parties that are the scary part.

Ron Burkle. Look at what public perception can do to a career, especially now that Tom Hanks is relegated to playing thug number three in a bar fight scene somewhere. Is he? I thought he's been such a good agent.

So here, our friend Viva Fry, he called this a while ago. Let's watch. You have this entire blackmail extortion ring. They went and raided Diddy's house. There were cameras there. We know that it involves the higher ups in the entertainment industry, if not the world of politics as well. And this entire prosecution is reduced to P. Diddy and what we know of his abuse of Cassie and potentially Jane. And then once you flesh out the fact that for whatever the reason, Maureen Comey, James Comey's daughter, is still involved as one of the...

This trial is a show trial because they're going to get him on something. It might just be the, you know, trafficking for prostitution purposes, which seems undeniable. Send him away for 10 years. Maybe he gets out after eight. And then you've successfully covered up the entire extortion ring that P. Diddy was running, much like what they did with Epstein. Oh, that's very interesting.

So, as Alex Jones said, he's been convicted of stuff that's legal in Vegas. Turn up, Kurt. You want to hear it? Here's Alex Jones' take. Let's see. Is this going to work? Completely legal in places like Las Vegas. So, what really happened here? What really happened, Alex? Well, the mere fact that James Comey's daughter was given the case...

out of hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of thousands of federal prosecutors. And then she's given all of the Epstein related stuff, Gisela Maxwell, a whole bunch of other ones. It all gets handed to her because daddy is on record as the controller of the, not just Epstein files and videos, but all the other big sex trafficking, pedophilia operations, just like J. Edgar Hoover used that for control. And Diddy was heavily involved with people that were above Epstein. And so clearly she went in just like she did in all these other cases. I mean, dozens.

And she minimizes it and contains it. And now you notice they've had these other big lawyers pushing for Trump to pardon Ghislaine, which would be totally insane. And then I really would think maybe Trump is in some files we don't know about, but never seen evidence of that so far. But the fact that's been floated to him is, as Roger Stone said, the worst idea I've ever heard in his life. So there's not just smoke, there's fire here.

And so normally I wouldn't just cover this. It was some rich, you know, billionaire at one point rapper engaged in a bunch of pimping or whatever. I mean, my God, Snoop Dogg admits he was a pimp for many years. No, this is, this is, this is, this is, this is pedo stuff. I mean, my God, he's had like Justin Bieber when he's like 14 going, yeah, baby, we had some fun tonight. Yeah, you like it. We can't tell people what we do here on the island, but it's a lot of fun, isn't it? I mean, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's sick stuff, but yeah,

The fact they sent Comey in, who controls the Epstein file, you know it's CIA and Assad. It's all coming up on the other side. You want to know what's going on? So Diddy, remember everybody said Diddy was cooked. Yeah. But he's certainly a slippery character, that Diddy, isn't he? I'll tell you. In fact, I bet right now he's getting all oiled up for his big release. That slippery guy. He is a slippery guy.

So there you go. As predicted, as soon as we heard James Comey's daughter was on this case, we knew the fix was in and the fix is in.

Yeah, Whitey Webb called it as well. I can't remember who else, but I mean, anybody that paid any attention to who was involved in the Ghislaine thing. Why is James Comey a guy that I thought was going to jail after his death threats to Trump? Right. Why is his family involved in anything? Why is nobody going to jail since Trump got in? Does anybody ask that? Nobody's going. Nobody's gone to jail. We deported some people in the wrong country. I feel like less than satisfied with that. I feel very less than satisfied with this.

They talked about a little bit on NBC. This is coming in real time and we have count one here. This is the racketeering charge. We have the count here of not guilty on racketeering. This is coming in in real time. We have count two also coming in here. Not guilty. That is the sex trafficking of Cassie Ventura. Count three. We have guilty. Count three is guilty for the transportation of

of Cassie Ventura, that is guilty. Count four, this is the sex trafficking of Jane, that's a pseudonym, not guilty. Count five, we have guilty. That is five counts. We have a mixed verdict here. Again, count one, as it relates to racketeering, not guilty. Count two, as it relates to sex trafficking, not guilty. Count three, guilty. Count four, not guilty.

Not guilty. Count five. Guilty. So transportation to engage in prostitution. Again, legal racist one. Legal and legal in Vegas.

The one they, for, to get Jackson Johnson, the black boxer, he always did really pale white women and they made up a special rule for him. That's right. That's what that, that's coming from over a hundred years ago. And so you could get them on real trafficking, but they're not gonna know that implicates a lot of brothers. Remember those guys, the ones that made the thing about Joe Rogan over the pandemic. Oh, really?

uh ron burkle the big big producer of course hillary most of the dnc see i don't get why they cover this up because i thought the democrats are done trump and blobity blop and uh tim pool said nothing nothing the system saves the system now we should bring up here misty all of these counts have a range of different sentences i i can i don't want to i just think that uh

This cop should maybe think about a sit-up. Anyway. There's a range of different evidentiary burdens, a range of different outcomes we could have had here, but it is a mixed verdict, if you will. It's a mixed verdict, but it is a stunning victory for the defense. Stunning victory. The Mann Act, these charges, these were the easiest for prosecutors to prove, the lowest hanging fruit, merely required showing that...

that state lines were crossed for the purpose to engage in prostitution. We saw a lot of evidence on these charges. Did not have that element, Laura, of farce, fraud, or coercion. And this carries the lightest sentence of these charges. It is a maximum of 10 years. And keep in mind, when you're talking about maximums, maximums aren't the rule. They are the exception. They're for the most exceptional and severe cases. So now you're talking about a sentence on

that's potentially in the lower range with time served because he's been behind bars. The fact that these sex trafficking charges, specifically with respect to Cassie Ventura, means that the jury was convinced by the defense, at least with respect to reasonable doubt, that the commercial sex, i.e. the freak-offs,

were not connected to some of this violence, that there was not that force, fraud, or coercion element. That is by far, from a penalty perspective, the most serious. It carried a 15-year minimum. So that is a huge distinction.

This is the best case scenario, in my view, for the defense. A lot of us opined yesterday that when the jury asked for a readback of Cassie Ventura and Daniel Phillips, one of the escorts. So this so again, this was the best case scenario for Diddy and he got it.

And it was predicted that not only by Viva Fry, not only by us, not only by Whitey Webb, but a lot of people. As soon as we found out that James Comey's daughter was in charge of this, we knew it was. Maureen. Maureen Comey. So did you see her face? She looks like someone that mops up at a pervert orgy. Yes. Oh, time for Maureen to come and clean up. Oh, yeah.

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