Netanyahu Is Getting His War Between The U.S. & Iran!
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Friend of the show, George Clooney. Thanks for calling, George. How are you? Jimmy, I am over the moon almost as much as I was when I married my beautiful wife, Amal, who is amazing and graceful. Honestly, she's like a gazelle, as I've said in the past. Yes. Almost as happy as on that day. Oh, yeah. And why is that?

Jimmy, my Broadway play, Good Night and Good Luck, just became the first Broadway play to break $4 million in profit. This is historic, Jimmy. It's a first. That's pretty neat. Pretty neat. I'd say it's more than neato. It's galvanizing and invigorating. Jimmy, it's not about me or even our play. This is a positive augur for the theater in general. I really feel like our culture is on the precipice of a renaissance of live drama.

It sounds good. Not a big play guy myself. Not a big... Jesus, why'd I even call you? No one wants to talk to me about this. George, if you don't mind, I'd like to switch gears here. You're in the news, but not for your little play. You're in the news...

or revelations about what happened at that fundraiser with... Oh, here we go again. Everyone's got to get me to talk about the Biden thing from fucking last year. Yeah. Jesus, let's move on already. Can a guy successfully get the most powerful person in the world to step down, thereby altering the course of human history without people bringing it up all the time? Good God, man, I'm just a human being trying to live my life. Hey, people want to know what happened.

Okay, since it's you, I'll tell it again. The big fundraiser I was hosting, Biden comes backstage, clearly doesn't recognize me. Does not recognize you. No. Does not. His handler had to remind him that he's George and that Biden says, thanks for coming. Thanks for coming. To my own fucking event. And that's when I knew he wasn't there anymore and he should step down. A few weeks later, I wrote that op-ed. The rest is history. Interesting. I didn't know that's what happened.

Well, no one really did. I didn't exactly go around squawking that tale, but I was interviewed for a book and I told the story and apparently that's where I fucked up. Wait, what book? Jake Tapper from CNN and Alex Thompson from Axios co-authored a book about Biden's decline, how they covered it up and who made him run again. They asked me for an interview and like it or not, I am a big part of that. So I thought it would be a responsible platform to say what happened. Okay.

The book comes out May 20th. These days, the only way to move serious pulp, that's Cool Cat for sell a lot of books, is to promote the book way ahead of time by dropping little tantalizing tidbits every few weeks. These tidbits, fat-doids, nuggets, invariably make the news. And every tidbit from this fucking book is about fucking me. Ah, I see.

So I'm trying to do this Broadway thing, single-handedly reviving the ancient Greco-Roman art of the theater, but I'm in the news for that? No. The headline is, Upcoming book reveals George Clooney freaked out by Biden's translucent skin at dinner or some shit. Gotta be annoying, huh?

annoying and begin to describe it i can't wait for this fucking thing to finally come out so my life can get back to normal amal says i haven't been myself lately do you know how scary that is to hear from your own gazelle wife uh sorry george hold on i'm getting another call here hey uh this is jimmy's this is the jimmy door show uh this is jimmy speaking who is this

Jimmy, this is Jake Tapper from the lead with Jake Tapper on CNN. Hi, Jake. Jesus Christ, what do you want? All is

Is that George Clooney on the other line? Oh, don't act like you didn't know. I swear I didn't. But since I have you on the line, you don't have me on the line. Jimmy has me on the line. Now, Jimmy also has you on the line. We are co-equals on this phone call, Captain Kangaroo. You don't have me on shit. Jeez.

Someone got on the wrong side of the cake maker's bed this morning. No, don't put that on me. I didn't ask for this. I didn't ask for any of this. Like it or not, George, you were part of the biggest news story in recent memory. And Jimmy, he told me and Alex Thompson all about it. I did.

The fish?

you know, gave the fish. When you shake another man's hand and his hand is cold and unresponsive, meaning no squeeze back, that's called giving you the fish. Right. I got it. Okay.

Yes, President Biden gave me the fish. It's true. Can we move on with our lives now? Just be people. Wake up in the morning, brush our teeth, go to the grocery store, fuck our friends' wives as practical jokes, which is cool cat for adultery. Just normal things. Sure thing, George. Thank you, Jake. Once the book is released. God damn it. Okay, guys, this has been enlightening, but we've got to start the show. I'm a...

I'm about to have neither of you on the line. Goodbye. Jimmy, pre-order Original Sin on Amazon so you can find out the weird smell that George smelled on President Biden one time. No more nuggets. Yeah.

The war with Iran is coming. And here's and not only because of this, I've showed you this before, but they've been planning this since before 9-11. They've been planning all the wars they did. They've done like Libya, Afghanistan, Afghanistan.

uh lebanon syria iraq so here it is watch this this is general wesley clark and right after 9 11 that he got the uh he got the 411 on the plan they had already cooked up before 9 11 that they were going to use 9 11 as the excuse to go do and we only have one country left here it is about 10 days after 9 11 i went through the pentagon and i saw secretary rumsfeld and

and Deputy Secretary Wolfowitz, I went downstairs just to say hello to some of the people on the Joint Staff who used to work for me. And one of the generals called me in. He said, "Sir, you got to come in and talk to me a second." I said, "Well, you're too busy." He said, "No, no." He says, "We've made the decision we're going to war with Iraq." This was on or about the 20th of September. I said, "We're going to war with Iraq? Why?" He said, "I don't know." He said, "I guess they don't know what else to do."

Hey, remember when we went to war with Iraq and Iran won? Do you remember that? Okay. I said, well, did they find some information connecting Saddam to al-Qaeda? He said, no, no. He says, there's nothing new that way. They just made the decision to go to war with Iraq. He said, I guess it's like we don't know what to do about terrorists, but...

We've got a good military and we can take down governments. And he said, I guess if the only two you have is a hammer, every problem has to look like a nail. That's actually not the reason. He's going to tell you the real reason. So I came back to see him a few weeks later. And by that time, we were bombing in Afghanistan. I said, are we still going to war with Iraq? And he said, oh, it's worse than that. He said, he reached over on his desk. He picked up a piece of paper. He said, I just...

He said, I just got this down from upstairs, meaning the Secretary of Defense's office today. And he said, this is a memo that describes how we're going to take out seven countries in five years, starting with Iraq and then Syria, Lebanon, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and finishing off Iran. So the last one on the list is Iran. And that's the one.

that Benjamin Netanyahu is going to get us into that war by hook or by crook. And I'm going to show you some more information right now that shows that that's almost inevitable. Yeah.

Jimmy, it sounds the way you said it. It sounds almost like they needed a terror attack to happen. It's almost like always need terrorists and they never want them to go away. That's why we invented Al Qaeda. And I'm not making that up. Hillary Clinton is the one who said that we invented Al Qaeda. We know why, because we did. And now Al Qaeda is running Syria for us. We were working with Al Qaeda in Syria.

And now the head of Al Qaeda is now the head of Syria. And he doesn't wear his jihad costume anymore. And he wears a blue suit. And he doesn't call himself Jelani anymore. He calls himself I'm not a terrorist. And that's a nice thank you for your service, ain't it? Isn't it? Yeah. America decides wars well in advance, just so you know, because it's like a Christmas list. Just get them out of the way. And so here here's the first proof.

that the United States is setting up this negotiation with Iran so that Iran cannot go, cannot come to a reasonable treaty with us over their nuclear program. This is Witkoff. That's Donald Trump's negotiator with Iran. And here, uh,

Watch what he says. Well, the president has been very clear. He wants to solve this conflict diplomatically and with dialogue. That's what they say. That's what Trump says. That's what he's saying. They want to settle this with Iran by

By the way, I didn't know we had a problem with Iran. I don't have a problem with Iran. Iran never attacked us, never invaded us. Ain't never going to fight it out with them if they want to so bad. What's the problem? It's my problem. This is about luck. Israel, best of luck to you. It's about Israel. And it's all about how Iran can't be allowed to have a nuclear weapon. But we could have a nuclear weapon. Israel can have nuclear weapons.

Pakistan can have nuclear weapons. China, North Korea can have nuclear weapons. Russia can have. But somehow Iran is a special case. So here's what he says. They want to have a diplomatic solution. But guess what? Given he's given all the signals, he is directly sent letters to the supreme leader. I have been dispatched to deliver that message as well. And I've delivered it.

But on the other hand, we have one very, very clear red line, and that is enrichment. We cannot allow even 1% of an enrichment capability. We've delivered a proposal to the Iranians that we think addresses some of this without disrespecting them. And so that's important. We want to get to a solution here and

And we think that we will be able to. But everything begins from our standpoint, John, with a deal that does not include enrichment. We cannot have that because enrichment enables weaponization and we will not allow a bomb to to get here. So that you will have bombs are going to send there and you thought you could do about it. Stupid.

So that is what's called a lie. So they're pretending that they want to negotiate a settlement, but they know that's a nonstarter. They know that Iran will never agree to that because they had an enrichment program going under the Barack Obama administration where they had lots of inspectors that would come in and make sure they're not using it to build a nuclear bomb.

So they don't want to go that route. They just want to say, you don't get to have a nuclear program. Saudi Arabia gets to have a nuclear program. North Korea, Pakistan, Iran.

China, Russia, Israel, they all get to have nuclear, and of course us, we're the only ones who ever dropped it. And Michael Tracy says, "If anyone suspected that the purpose of this negotiating exercise was to set up an impossible endpoint, humiliating Iranian capitulation, and then when Iran balks, which they're going to, use that as the pretext to bomb Iran. We tried to negotiate first. There's growing evidence

that your suspicion is correct, that this is all a pretext. Just like October 7th, that Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu funded Israel

Hamas, so they and then allowed them to do that attack on October 7th, withheld their military so they could use that as a pretext to go in and do what they always wanted, which was to wipe out the Palestinians in Gaza, flatten it and take it over, which is what they're doing. Same thing is happening here. That's exactly what. So they're setting a precondition that they know Iran will never agree to.

And so then they could use that just as he said, hey, we tried to negotiate. And so that's what's happening right here. So, hey, good news. The Iran war is back on, ladies and gentlemen. And here Michael Tracy says the use of the phrase red line is conspicuous because the Trump and the GOP still love mocking Obama for drawing a red line with respect to Syria in 2012. I remember that. And then failing to bomb Syria quickly enough.

So they're false flags that'll infers guys. So they're eager to prove they'll enforce their red lines, unlike the weakling Democrats. So that's why they're using the term red line. So they can go, look, we're we're serious about our red lines. And here is a reason. He says that this is the response to what.

From Iran, what Witkoff just said, their response is, "These statements are completely detached from reality of the negotiations. Uranium enrichment in Iran will continue.

If they are genuinely interested in ensuring that no nuclear weapon is being produced, we are ready to cooperate with JET, just like they did under Barack Obama. And we'll have international people come in, web inspectors come in and make sure we're not using it for a nuclear weapon. In fact, the Ayatollah doesn't want...

that he stated he doesn't want a nuclear weapon and he's against it in fact I think I really don't need them no one can use them this is such a pageant about nuclear weapons you can't use them or you're guilty using them they probably have better weapons

that they know never to reveal they have so that they can use them. They have hypersonic missiles in Iran, which we don't even possess. So if they are genuine, this is the Iran response, if they are genuinely interested in ensuring that no nuclear weapon is being produced, we are ready to cooperate with that. If their demands are unrealistic...

It is only natural that they will not be met. So they're creating conditions that they know won't be met so then they can go, oh, we had to bomb them because we had to stop Iran from getting a nuclear weapon. And that's the guy who said this. It's the foreign minister of Iran, this guy, Abbas Arigachi.

And so here's what Alan Mizrahi has to say about it. He says, I'm raising my probability estimate for the U.S.-Iran war to above 90% again, and it may happen very soon. Something very meaningful happened in the last 10 days or so. It looks to me like Trump was given the impression that he was free to sign a deal with Iran, but then all at once, around the Gulf Circus, where he was just at in Saudi Arabia, he

Someone stepped in and made it clear to Trump that no deal. You cannot sign a deal with Iran, period. And that someone probably Benjamin Netanyahu. The U.S. is now back to the no enrichment line, which is a nonstarter for Iran. As the whole world knows, Iran made it clear all along. Iran has made that clear.

Hey, you know what else? When he said that they can't even have 1% enrichment, you know what else is less than 1%? Our chances of winning a war with Iran, less than 1%. So Witkoff is like negotiating with Iran what Chris Christie is to a juicer. Total strangers. Yeah.

He goes on. It is frighteningly obvious that the Trump White House is completely run by Israel and the AIPAC lobby. I don't like to call it the Jewish lobby. I call it the Israel lobby and that they are taking Americans to a historic disaster in a war with Iran that will destroy the Middle East, wreck world economy, make an end to Israel and.

make an end to Israel and send the U.S. into a spiraling social and economic crisis of unimaginable proportions. Iranian voices are beginning to reflect this understanding, namely that the country they built is about to be pummeled, maybe using atomic weapons as well. Iranian voices are beginning to reflect this understanding. Okay, weird. The chances that the U.S.-Iran deal are virtually non-existent at this stage?

The chances for a U.S.-Iran deal are virtually non-existent at this stage, and I suspect that the last Israeli extermination push in Gaza was partially made to pressure the Trump administration on Iran. Israel is ending the world as we know it. Israel is doing it. Israel.

So here is more proof that

That the deal with Iran is not going to reach a deal with Iran and the United States is going to initiate a war. And don't be surprised if there's what they call a false flag, meaning, oh, it looked like Iran attacked us first. That is going to be a false flag. They might attack a military base or an installation or Israel, but that will have been done by Israel or the CIA or the Mossad or all of them.

And it might even be here in the United States, because that would really, just like 9-11, people were really thirsty, bloodthirsty for revenge after 9-11, which is why we were allowed to do what we did in Iraq, even though Iraq had nothing to do with 9-11. So right here, Hamas says, so Witkoff personally promised Hamas

to lift the Gaza blockade in exchange for Eden Alexander. You know how when Trump got the last remaining American hostage, prisoner of war, when he got him released, the reason why Hamas agreed to that was because Witkoff promised Hamas that we're going to lift the Gaza blockade. We're going to give you humanitarian aid. We're going to give you medicine, food, and water. Well, guess what? They broke it.

They broke that. A senior Hamas official told Dropsite that the group received a direct commitment from Donald Trump's special envoy, Steve Witkoff, that two days after the release of the U.S. citizen and Israeli soldier, Eden Alexander, the Trump administration would compel Israel to lift the Gaza blockade and allow humanitarian aid to enter the territory. Witkoff, according to the official, also promised that Trump would make a

public call for an immediate ceasefire in Gaza and for negotiations aimed at achieving a permanent ceasefire. It was a deal, said Bassam Naim, a member of Hamas's political bureau who has previously engaged in direct talks with U.S. officials. He said the pledge was made by Witkoff himself. In

In an interview with Dropsite, Names said the agreement was if we release Alexander, Trump will speak out, thanking Hamas for its gesture, obliging Israel on the second day to open the borders and allow aid to come into Gaza. And Trump would call for an immediate ceasefire and to go for negotiations to end the Israeli Hamas war. He did nothing of this.

They didn't violate the deal. They threw it in the trash. The White House did not respond. So now what's happening is that Netanyahu is allowing limited humanitarian aid. So they could say, look, we were doing it, but they're not. And so that's, again, another pretext for them to do more war on Hamas and Iran.

War with the. So this is what propaganda and company tweeted out. War with Iran is all but guaranteed unless Iran decides to capitulate on every single demand that the United States makes. Why? Because with cough has made a serious mistake.

Hamas revealed that Witkoff himself negotiated the deal with them directly to free Eden Alexander in exchange for a restart to no negotiations and for the entry of aid. After receiving Eden, Witkoff reneged on that.

This was a major mistake by Witkoff because the more important negotiations for both he and America are the nuclear deal talks with Iran. By reneging on the deal with Hamas, Witkoff exposed himself as a bald-faced liar.

There is simply no way around that Iran will trust a single word. There is simply no way now that Iran will trust a single word that Witkoff says. So they know Witkoff isn't going to be negotiating in good faith. So Witkoff has already killed the Iran negotiation deal by going back on the deal he made with Hamas.

The Ayatollah was warned Iran has warned Iran that America cannot be trusted and that Witkoff has just validated and confirmed that by lying to Hamas on something as basic as a renewed attempt to discuss a ceasefire and the entry of food and medicine to a besieged people.

The reason why this is important is not just because it reveals how untrustworthy Witkoff and the Americans are during negotiations. Many people already knew that and weren't surprised, but some speculate that the entire point of the negotiations with Iran was to have them drop their guard so the Americans could regain the element of surprise before launching an all-out covert war and bombing run to overthrow the government and destroy the nuclear facilities.

By lying to Hamas, Whitcliffe blew his cover and has given Iran confidence in their understanding of Americans' true intent regarding the negotiations. What happens next? Most likely a series of back-and-forth negotiations where goalposts move and the same old items are repeatedly agreed to, such as reducing uranium enrichment and allowing technical teams to discuss execution."

In my opinion, these negotiations are really just an attempt to save face and tell the American public that the Trump administration tried what it could do to avoid a war, but the Iranians were just too evil and stupid to choose peace. The average uninformed fan dueling, gambling, fantasy football, and Pokemon playing American will be too distracted to care or to protest.

The war is pretty much already underway, as reported by Ken Klippenstein in his three-part article series about the Trump war plan for Iran and Yemen. I just returned from a trip to Tehran, and after speaking to some locals, I can tell you that they also...

believe the war has already started. In fact, they believe it started a year ago when Raisi mysteriously died in a helicopter crash. Now, that was the president, Ibrahim Raisi, died in May of 2024 in a helicopter crash while returning from a dam inauguration near the Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra... Abra...

Oh, you don't say. They also believe, so that's the president of Iran, they also believe that the random explosion and fires taking place, like the one recently at Bandar Abbas, are covert attacks on Iran to disrupt the country. While Iran has everything it needs from energy to water to food, people still feel the pressure of sanctions, and you can really feel the cultural divide, especially in the city.

It's the divide that the Zionists hope to exploit in their effort to blitzkrieg Iran and upend their government. Iran is stronger than it appears despite the recent display of weakness, so we will see what happens. Just don't be fooled by Witkoff any longer. The cat is out of the bag. Witkoff is Israel first, just like Trump. So...

Here is Trump said he wants to use power for peace. He's lying. And that is the the Iman Iran supreme leader. He's saying that Trump wants that. He wants to use power for peace. He's lying. And I have to agree with him. Maybe he's not lying, but he literally doesn't have the power because our government's fake and controlled by sources that you don't get to vote for ever. Yeah. So there is real firsts.

And that means... So Trump, his whole thing, his whole attraction to MAGA was that he wanted to get us out of these wars in the Middle East. He wanted to bring our troops home, end these wars, invest that money back in the United States. But Trump, just like Witkoff, just like the American...

all American politicians are puppet to Netanyahu and AIPAC, the Israel lobby. And so that's why there's going to... It seems like over a 90% chance that there's going to be a war with Iran and that Trump is going to go down as a horrible president because he went back on his own word and started... But he's going to try and blame it on Iran. And of course, there's going to... And as soon as a war starts...

The media is going to rally around Donald Trump because he's doing the bidding of the military industrial complex and of Israel. And so then they're going to stop criticizing him. They're not going to criticize him over his war for Iran. That's what's good. So he's not he doesn't face any opposition. The Congress wants to go to war with Iran. Trump, Witkoff wants to go to Iran. But most importantly, Benjamin Netanyahu wants war with Iran. And that's why we're going to go to war with Iran. And there's it.

So you can't, it couldn't be any clearer what's going to happen. Anything you want to say about this, Kurt? I just, I'm waiting to see how many people fall for it this time. Because honestly, God, the next fake-ass terror attack, if you still fall for that, you are the biggest chump in the world.

I agree. If you fall for the next terrorist attack, it will most certainly be a false flag and it will be used so we could go to war. And then Trump is going to say, hey, we tried to negotiate with them and we cannot allow Iran to have a nuclear weapon. I don't know why we allowed Israel to have a nuclear weapon. North Korea has a nuclear weapon. Pakistan gets to have nuclear weapons. Does India have nuclear weapons? I'm pretty sure India. So everybody has nuclear weapons, but somehow it's extra bad if Iran gets one.

They used to say back in the day when Christopher Hitchens was alive and the whole idea is Iran's so crazy, they'll just shoot it at Israel immediately. That was the big propaganda. That was a bunch of movies. Meanwhile, Israel officially doesn't have nuclear weapons. Officially. They stole them, lied about it, gave them to South Africa because they really support apartheid.

It's just unbelievable that these maniacs are allowed to have a nuke and I'm supposed to give a rat's ass about Iran having a power source. And so if you fall for the war in Iran, you're a sucker and a dupe. But I don't believe most of MAGA will fall for it. I know Marjorie Taylor Greene, even when Trump was bombing Yemen, tweeted out, nobody voted for this. Nobody voted for this.

So nobody did vote for this, but you're going to get it anyway. Just like nobody voted for a war with Iraq. Nobody voted for us to occupy Afghanistan for 20 years. Nobody voted for us to overthrow Libya. Nobody voted for us to overthrow Syria. And now Al Qaeda is running it. Just like all of that. Nobody voted for any of this, but you're getting it anyway because Trump is not America first. He's Israel first. He's not MAGA. He's MEGA first.

That is make Israel great again. And that's so this is all about the the greater Israel project. That's what this is all about. And don't fall for it. And the MAGA people I know, the MAGA people who come to my show, the lefties that come to my show, they're not going to fall for it. I'm not going to fall for it. We'll see how the politicians stand up. Fran Paul stands up if Marjorie Taylor Greene stands up.

Who else? Oh, of course, Massey will stand up against this, right? But that's not enough. What we need is grassroots people to stand up and not fall for it because the media is going to be 100% on board for a war with Iran. Just like they were 100% on board with the war with Iraq, 100% on board with the war with Afghanistan, Libya, 100% on board with the war with Ukraine, 100% on board with the war in Syria. They're 100% on board.

They're all for it. And so Trump won't have any meaningful opposition against this. And there's everything for him to go for it, except the MAGA base to revolt against it. So fingers crossed you do that. Trump is proving once again, Witkoff certainly is proving he's mega, not MAGA. And that's bad for the United States.

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has cancer, but it's worse than that because it turns out this has been an unbelievably huge coverup. So here's what he says. Last week, President Joe Biden was seen for a new finding, a new finding of prostate nodule after experiencing increased urinary symptoms. On Friday, he was diagnosed with prostate cancer characterized by a Gleason score of nine, grade group five, with metastasis to the bone.

While this represents a more aggressive form of the disease, the cancer appears to be hormone sensitive, which allows for effective management. The president and his family are reviewing treatment option with his physicians. So apparently Joe Biden, lucky he has the kind of cancer that keeps you from being indicted.

you gotta like that um and i'm not one of those comics who's gonna hit you while you're down with a comment like and the biggest mystery of all is how cancer would have found its way to the a-hole of such a nice guy but i will do an impression of one of those comedians okay so here guess what so what do i what's the big problem the big problem is prostate cancer

is the easiest cancer to diagnose when it first starts and to watch it progress to bone metastasis. The PSA blood test shows the rate of cancer cell growth, or even with the most aggressive form, it is a five to seven year journey without treatment before it becomes metastatic.

Meaning it would be malpractice for this patient to show up and be first diagnosed with metastatic disease in May of 2005. It is highly likely he was carrying a diagnosis of prostate cancer throughout his White House tenure and the American people were uninformed. So.

The deep state, the establishment, the billionaires who actually run your country knew they had a demented guy. This is in 2019, 2020. They knew they had a demented guy who had prostate cancer and they kept it from you because they needed to get power. They could not let Donald Trump win. That's what this is about. So, I mean, Joe Biden was given a clean bill of health in July of just last year. How did they miss this?

I guess they didn't give him the Diddy hard-boiled egg test. Anyway, here's Joe Biden. This is Joe Biden in 2022 slipping up and letting people know he has cancer. This is what a demented person does, forgets that they're supposed to lie. Here it is. And because it was a four-lane highway that was accessible, my mother drove us, and rather than us being able to walk. And guess what? The first frost, you knew what was happening.

You had to put on your windshield wipers to get literally the oil slick off the window. That's why I and so damn many other people I grew up have cancer. And why can't for the longest time, Delaware had the highest cancer rate in the nation. So he knew some, I saw someone on Twitter say, no, that was a gaffe only in Washington, DC. Is it a gaffe when you actually tell the truth? Cause that's what he's doing there. Um,

Benny Johnson says this is the most dangerous cover up in the history of our of the presidency. Last summer, White House physician Dr. Kevin O'Connor swore to the American people that Joe Biden was completely fit for the presidency. No issues, nothing to see. Well, we know he was lying for sure about his dementia because now we because now all the books are coming out saying, oh, yeah, they all knew in 2020 that Joe Biden was demented. We knew at this show in 2019.

And it's very telling that we said Joe Biden was demented in 2019 and ever since. And no one ever did a video trying to mock us for that. People mock us for being right all the time. That was the one thing nobody tried to mock us for. Isn't that interesting? Advanced prostate cancer takes 10 plus years. So we already know this.

Simple blood test, a prostate exam will give you a near 100% accurate results. You're telling me that the best doctors and testing on earth did not find Biden's cancer in all these years of testing? Was every medical report a lie? For how long? B.S. This is the worst cover up in the history of the presidency. Absolute scandal. They knew they lied. They hid it for power.

People need to be held accountable for this evil. That's why they they lied to you about his dementia and they lied about this for power. This is the stuff that they keep saying. Donald Trump is the only guy who does that stuff. And so someone asked Grok. Somebody asked Grok. So he's. Hey, is this true? Is this the kind of cancer they would known about for years?

He says, the question is whether someone can seem fine in July of 2024 when he had that exam with his doctor, but being diagnosed with advanced prostate cancer in May of 2025. Short answer, it's highly unlikely. And here's why. This is according to Grok.

Prostate cancer, especially when it's advanced like stage three or four, doesn't just sneak up in 10 months. Advanced stages mean the cancer has spread beyond the prostate. Think nearby tissues or even bones. And that takes years, not months. Studies of prostate cancer often grow slowly with a doubling time for PSA levels, a key marker typically measured in years, not a single year. For someone to go from fine, let's assume that means normal PSA levels, no symptoms, to

and clean exams to advance cancer in that time frame. The cancer would have had to be missed entirely in July 2024, which is a stretch if proper screening was done. Now, the White House memo from Dr. O'Connor in July of 2024 claims Biden was fit.

With no mention of cancer, advanced prostate cancer often comes with symptoms, urinary issues, pain, or elevated PSA levels that would have been caught by a simple blood test or exam. These tests are pretty darn accurate, especially for someone under the care of a top-tier doctor like the president. False negatives happen, sure, but missing advanced cancer in a high-stakes patient like that, that's not just a whoopsie.

That's either gross negligence or a deliberate cover-up. That's what Grok says. But could it happen? In theory, maybe if cancer was super aggressive like a rare high-grade type with a Gleason score of 9 or 10 and the patient ignored symptoms while doctors botched every test.

But even then, 10 months is a tight window for progression to advanced without any red flags. More likely, if Biden's diagnosis is real, the cancer was there in July of 2024 and someone, whether O'Connor or the whole medical team, either missed it or hit it. Given the stakes, I'm leaning towards the latter. Power makes people do shady things. That's according to Grok. Breonna Joy Gray, former press secretary for Bernie Sanders, says we're about to find out the cover up.

was so much bigger than not disclosing Biden was lost during meetings. What a shameful, irredeemable party. Yeah. Yeah. Here's what Laura Loomer has to say. She says Joe Biden sent January 6th with cancer to prison and denied them medication.

I'm not going to give up my dream of seeing him spend time in prison. Biden blocked cancer patients, locked cancer patients up in solitary confinement. He set the precedent for himself. He didn't pardon himself, Biden, for prison. Now, that's why I would criticize Hunter Biden, not because he had a drug addiction. If you shame someone for having a drug addiction, that's wrong. You shouldn't do that.

That's actually shameful, right? Because they're for the grace of God. What was shameful about the Bidens was that Joe Biden made he he made criminals out of people like his son. Not only did he make criminals out of, but he bragged about making criminals out of the same behavior. We're supposed to have sympathy for Hunter Biden. And then he locked these P pass laws that locked them up in prison for decades.

Joe Biden did that. So you're supposed to have compassion for Hunter Biden and his drug addiction, but Joe Biden only had compassion for his own son. He didn't have compassion for other people when they were drug addicted. In fact, he hated them, turned them into demons, and locked them up in prison for decades and bragged about it.

So that's what makes Joe Biden a horrible person. And here's another thing. Everybody has sympathy for somebody with cancer. Nobody will wish cancer on anybody. But that's what makes him an extra kind of horrible person. But that's why he became president, because he was that kind of horrible person. And he was he was willing to do the bidding of the war machine, the deep state insurance companies.

Any criminal organization Joe Biden was willing to do the bidding for. Banks. The whole deal. And that's why he was allowed to become president. That's why not only was he allowed, but he was their choice. Okay. Here's what...

Caitlin Johnstone says, she says, none of the people wishing Biden well today have ever really stood for anything. Nobody who chides those who are celebrating his cancer diagnosis actually cares about human beings. They inhabit a different moral universe from the rest of us. One where politeness and decorum matter more than human lives. One where it's more important to preserve one's political image in the eyes of the establishment than it is to oppose an act of genocide.

one where a rude tweet about a blood-soaked monster provides more outrage than daily footage of children ripped to shreds by Western-supplied munitions. Those who are applauding Biden's tumor today are obviously not saying that cancer is good. They are saying that Biden's victims matter more than the rules of imperial etiquette. They are saying that mountains of human corpses he created are of more significance than protecting the feelings of those who believe he's a swell guy.

They are rejecting the empire's demand that they dehumanize and dismiss all those people who were killed, crippled, displaced, traumatized, and bereaved by the abuses of this fugitive from the Hague in order to demonstrate decility and obedience to their masters.

When Biden finally dies, there will be people falling all over themselves to sanctify his image and grieve him as some kind of beneficent leader. And there will be those lining up to pee on his grave. The latter group will be of far greater moral quality than the former, no matter what they try to tell you. Well said.

So there you go. You were lied to again on a scale you can't even imagine. And it was all done to keep you in the dark so that the people, the deep state kept control. The establishment kept control of the presidency and kept control of you. That's what it was all about. I don't know if you heard Bruce Springsteen.

rip the president what and uh watch the way he did it right now so bruce springsteen if you case a spoiler alert is a huge phony and gives cover to the people screwing the workers and you know what i was going to cover it myself but i just was taking a shower and i heard keaton and russ did such a great job to do dissonance guys i'm just going to play uh some of theirs uh their coverage of this and let's just watch boss

Has been getting a lot of praise for going up on stage and taking a stand against the man in the White House. So there's a little super cut of some of his comments. He's in Manchester now. In my home, the America I love, the America I've written about that has been a beacon of hope and liberty for 250 years is currently in the hands of a corrupt, incompetent and treasonous administration. First time.

just started the corrupt administration's just started just now first time first time just started this january first time okay anyway i'm going to try to stop stopping it but i can't in america they are persecuting people for using their right to free speech and voicing their dissent first time first time this is happening now first time ever in america the richest man

First time. First time. The first time. This is first time. First time. First time. So, again, I'll keep it going.

That led to a more... Now, yes, we've criticized Trump for all this stuff, right? We've criticized him for deporting people for free speech, for being a hypocrite on free speech, but there's no bigger... So to pretend like this is partisan and to pretend like only the Republicans do this or only Trump or this all started under Trump is what really is stomach-churning and Russ is going to point it out pretty well here. Watch. ...plural society...

They're abandoning our great allies. And siding with dictators. Siding with dictators. Against those struggling. First time. First time. America supports 70% of the world's dictators. They always have. They always will. Their freedom. This just started. First time. A majority of our elected representatives have failed.

To protect the American people from the abuses of an unfit president and a rogue government. First time. Unfit? First time. This is the first time. Remember when they mandated you take an experimental medical treatment? Remember that? And they didn't stand up against that? Remember that? I have no concern or idea of what it means to be deeply American. The America that I've sung to you about for 50 years is real. And regardless of its faults...

is a great country with a great people so we'll survive this moment okay all right so the boss dropping those truth bombs well uh so

somehow the big guy, not the Biden one, the new one, got wind of that. And this is what he truthed out about Bruce Springsteen. I see that highly overrated Bruce Springsteen goes to a foreign country to speak badly about the president of the United States. Never liked him. Never liked his music. Okay, darkness on the edge of town gets me every time. But other than that, or his radical left politics, and importantly, he's not a talented guy, just a pushy, obnoxious jerk.

who fervently supported crooked Joe Biden, a mentally incompetent fool, and our worst ever president, who came close to destroying our country. If I wasn't elected, it would have been gone by now. Sleepy Joe didn't have a clue as to what he was doing. But Springsteen is dumb as a rock and couldn't see what was going on. Or could he? Which is even worse. This dried out prudently

prune of a rocker. His skin is all atrophied. Ought to keep his mouth shut until he gets back into the country. And that's just standard fare. Then we'll all see how it goes for him. We have space at Seacat. We've got a bed set aside, Peepers. Okay, so yeah, all right. You know, I mean, it's funny and all. And for good measure, he took a side shot at Taylor Swift. Has anyone noticed that since I said I hate Taylor Swift, she's no longer hot? Well,

Oh my God, you can't make it up. Okay. All right. All right. So I think she's still doing pretty good. Yeah, I think she's doing all right there, Donnie. I'm with Trump. She's not that right. So there are certain people whose job in our media ecosystem is to represent certain archetypes in order to give a patina of sanction from those sectors of society to criminals. I think the word's patina, but I'm nitpicking. So Oprah...

Is that for black women? Her job is to give credibility to sex criminals by standing next to them and giving them the imprimatur, the implied imprimatur of the community of black women. Bruce Springsteen's job is to be a fake working class white guy to give cover to a lot of the people who have destroyed the lives of working class people of all colors. That is what he does. So, for example,

He's exhortating Donald Trump. And, you know, I mean, a lot of what he's saying is true. He doesn't mention one particular subject. You'll notice about a certain Middle Eastern country. He didn't mention anything about the genocide that Trump carried over from the previous administration that he endorsed. Didn't mention a word about that. Nothing about that. But OK, so I remember a guy named Barack Obama.

And Bruce Springsteen is supposed to really care about the working man. He cares about the working class. So what did Obama do when he was president? As I recall, Obama's foreclosure relief program was designed to help bankers, not homeowners. And he very famously prosecuted people who lied on their mortgage applications while the bankers that destroyed the economy – they all skated, right? They all skated. They didn't only skate it. As we saw in a previous segment, they paid him off when he got out with speaking fees. As soon as he got out, he did $1.2 million for three speeches to these banks, right? Yeah.

How was he about unions? "I care about the working man, I'll forward the rug!" Oh, Obama quiet as union protests grow in swing states. This is 2011. The president spent a full day in Ohio this week while union workers were raising their voices in protest. The demonstrators were in Columbus, Obama was in Cleveland. He spoke all day long about small business and innovation, yet did not say a word about the labor conflict. And that's NPR, which is not known for its criticism of Barack Hussein Obama.

Hey, wasn't this happening while he was president? Yeah, I believe he was president when the outback redneck sheriffs out there were deploying water hoses on Native Americans at Standing Rock in freezing temperatures who were trying to defend their land and their water. So, wow, man, Bruce Springsteen, man, he must have had some very salty words for Barack Obama, this champion of people and workers and the disenfranchised.

Now, we've all seen this video, but it never gets old. You might remember Barack Obama took a little trip to Flint and pretended to drink the water, told the almost entirely black crowd their water was safe, even though it clearly was not. The reason I know I'm okay is because I already had some Flint water. Here we go. I really did need a glass of water. This is not a stunt.

It looks like a stunt. You didn't drink that water. Does that look like you drank that water? You didn't drink that water. All right, man. What a piece of shit. What a piece of shit. You go to this town of these poor people, first black president. It's basically a black community. They're all being poisoned. Their kids' lives are being destroyed by lead poisoning. And you go out there and you use your facile charm to tell them that it's safe to drink this poisoned water. So what is Springsteen? Springsteen must have really given it to Barack, right?

Oh, not so much. Not so much. Wow. Seems to really like this guy, this champion of the working class. That's so strange. Oh, he even did a whole podcast with him. You were right. It was on Spotify, but I think they showed it on Netflix. I'm almost positive. Renegades, they did a whole thing, waxing poetic about the true heart of America. What I see out there are a lot of people with no jobs, partly because of my policies.

But, you know, it was very big with the libs. They did a whole book together. They wrote a whole book together. Yeah, that didn't seem to bother him. How about Hillary Clinton? Hillary Clinton is quite right. $15 is much too high for a national minimum wage. She was fighting against the $15. That doesn't really seem like a pro-worker policy. What else did she say on the campaign trail? Hillary Clinton, single-payer health care will never, ever happen. That doesn't sound very pro-worker. And if you remember...

Um, I think there was a primary between Hillary Clinton and this guy, Bernie Sanders, who was actually arguing the opposite. I didn't see Bruce out there. I didn't see Bruce out there talking about Bernie Sanders. I don't think I've ever heard him say the fucking name Bernie Sanders. That was very weird for a guy in this era who's supposed to champion the working class to not say anything about the most successful politician talking about those issues in our lifetimes. I would say, I think we could safely say, um, yeah.

Springsteen performs at Hillary Clinton rally in Philadelphia. That was the election. That's very weird for a working class champion like Bruce Springsteen. How about Joe Biden?

The Americans, Joe Biden, left behind on the bankruptcy bill. 2005 amendments to the bill, Biden voted against borrowers drowning in medical debt, seniors, service members, union members, and victims of deadbeat dads. And that's in addition to the very well-known making it impossible to discharge your student loans in bankruptcy. These are other things that he supported. Amendments to that bill that made it even worse.

Seems like a guy that if you're a working class champion, you'd want to run away from. Or he talked about civil rights laws that made the country more fair and just. Well, Joe Biden did everything he could working hand in sheet with his segregationist pals to undermine a lot of those civil rights legislation with his crime bill. Joe Biden bragged about a harsh 1992 crime bill that did everything but hang people for jaywalking. That was what he said. It does everything but hang people for jaywalking. Now is this OK? Will he outgrew that? No. 2019, right at the beginning of his campaign, he bragged.

about how his segregationist friends never called him boy. They always called him son and how they could get things done together. So what were they getting done together? Were they getting, lowering prescription drug prices where you might say, well, he was willing to do a deal with the devil to help the American. No, they were doing this. They were doing it.

They were creating legislation to lock up mostly black and brown people. So the reason why the prison population exploded and black and brown people are locked up at way above their population rates is because of Joe Biden, not Donald Trump. Donald Trump did the exact opposite. OK, just keep that in mind. And Bruce Springsteen will never say a word about it. It is literally with segregationist Republicans.

And that is who Bruce Springsteen is very comfortable doing the narration for his campaign ad using his song, My Hometown, to help paint him as this salt of the earth Scranton Joe. I mean, actually, he probably identified with Joe Biden as two fake working class guys who play on this false impression that they actually care about working class people. And how about Kamala, man? Kamala tried to keep inmates locked up for cheap labor.

It seems like exactly the kind of thing somebody with this Woody Guthrie kind of an image that Springsteen tries to project. That's exactly the kind of thing that Woody Guthrie would have spoken out about, don't you think? That's exactly the kind of issue he would have honed in on.

Harris says she opposes Israel arms embargo as she shuts down protesters. Well, it goes without saying that Bruce isn't going to say shit about that. Because if he says shit about that, all of his friends are going to call him. You're going to get a call from the Clintons. You're going to get a call from Obamas. He's not going to be welcome anymore. He keeps talking like that pretty soon. You're going to get articles in Salon about how Bruce Springsteen turned right wing. They're going to talk about how he went crazy. What happened to Bruce Springsteen. He doesn't want any of that. So there he is. He recorded a whole...

commercial endorsing Kamala Harris. And I want you to look at that image. I'm not going to bother playing the video, but look at the image. I mean, this is what I'm talking about. Look at how crafted that is. Yeah, that's what Bruce Springsteen does. He goes to a greasy spoon in the morning and has a couple of fried eggs and toast. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is what he wears. This is what he wears around the house. Bruce Springsteen, he's about to go put in a day at the plant, right? There's all a put on. He's a fake white working class guy. That's his job. That's his use to the establishment. They deploy him to put a fake white

rubber stamp on their criminal neoliberal candidates who are robbing people like what he pretends to be. And then he's going to go up there all of a sudden. He's got a problem with Donald Trump. And hey, man, we do a whole show now that the power has shifted where we slam Trump up, down, sideways. I'm not saying what he's saying is wrong, but the hypocrisy of it.

It's pretty disgusting to me. So, you know, fuck you, Bruce. I like your music, but you're so full of shit. It's really sad because we need somebody of Bruce Springsteen stature to actually speak out against what's happened to workers in this country. And it's pretty disgusting the way he pedals his ass to the highest bidder to give some kind of a credibility to these people that they really do not deserve. So...

Very, very, very well said by Russell Dobular of the Due Dissonance. There's more to that segment. Everyone go over to Due Dissonance and check them out and subscribe. They're my second favorite show on YouTube besides this one.

I disagree with Russell that Bruce Springsteen's music is the most mediocre, like morning, you know, play in the office music. I hate to say this, because it's a cliche. His early stuff I really liked. But I haven't really listened to Bruce Springsteen since the 80s. Before he got recruited to be the thing Russell described beautifully? That's exactly right.

and so it takes a the so that this is what i've railed against since 2016 and i uh you know i don't have allegiance to a person i have allegiance to an idea and the working man and that's why i ripped barack obama when he took 5.1 million families out of their homes while he made sure the bankers got their uh bonuses why when he he put uh julia uh when he

He imprisoned journalists and went after journalists for reporting when he repealed habeas corpus. So the whole the whole deal. So, again, Joe Biden prosecuting. By the way, if Bruce Springsteen wanted to stand up for workers, I said the same thing about Cornel West. Where were you during covid when they were forcing an experimental medical treatment, which we now know was a super not good idea?

uh to forcing that on workers where were you did you stand up for the workers right to refuse an experimental medical treatment be or else they couldn't go to work or they couldn't travel or they could with where were you then you were nowhere when it took actual courage to stand up for a worker they were nowhere hey where were you when joe biden was uh crushing a railroad union strike where was where was bruce springsteen then they'd nowhere

Okay. So, and they, now they all want to scream about, and again, he won't, he won't talk about Gaza. He won't talk about that at all. Because that was, that was Biden. That started under Biden and they kept funding it and they were going to continue funding it. And so, yeah, I just want the great job by Russell. Bruce Springsteen is a fake and a phony. And Kurt, any last words on this? You know what? Russell likes musical theater. So that's a good way to think about all this. Like it's theater. Yeah.

Cornel West is an actor. The only thing I have against these people is for not disclosing that they are an actor. You know? I wouldn't expect actors are the dumbest whores alive, and I wouldn't expect them to take a stand on anything. It's like, I'm not offended by advertisements, but when you try to be invasive and not tell me it's an advertisement, I take offense at that. You know? Hey, become a premium member. Go to JimmyDoreComedy.com. Sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business. Freak out. Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

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