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Jimmy, what's up? This is Mel Gibson. Ah! Mel, nice of you to call. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Now, hold on a minute, please. Now, one thing I like about your show is that you always address your guests properly, whether you like them or not. You just had J.D. Vance on. You called him Mr. Vice President. Yeah. All I'm asking for is the same consideration. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
You have a title? Yes, of course. Haven't you heard? I'm afraid not. What should I call you? Ambassador Gibson, or simply Mr. Ambassador. Ambassador to what? Jimmy, I can't believe you haven't heard about this. President Trump has appointed me, Sylvester Stallone, and John Voight to be special ambassadors or envoys to Hollywood. A special envoy to Hollywood? What does that even mean?
We don't really know. Mr. Trump announced this in a tweet, and that was the first I heard about it. But, Jimmy, I am up to the task. I am excited for this new chapter. Well, that's great, Ambassador Gibson. Thank you. Yes, I agree. And although not explicitly stated, I think Mr. Trump's mandate is crystal clear. And what's that?
to root out, by any means necessary, the liberal, left-leaning, anti-MAGA culture that dominates the entertainment industry and always has. It's a daunting task, but we are up to the challenge. The three of you are going to make Hollywood a conservative place? Is that what you're saying to me right now? Yes, and it's going to be fucking glorious. I know, three against the machine. It sounds like the plot of one of our movies. Yeah, it sounds impossible is what it sounds like.
Oh, come on, Jimmy. You know what has to be done. Are you going to sit in front of those fucking blue curtains and tell me that Holly Weird has gotten too woke? Well, yeah, I mean, I agree, but it doesn't mean it should become a red town.
Jimmy, you and I know if you make one step outside of the carefully circumscribed political opinions in this town, you become an absolute pariah. Yeah. A few years ago, when an audio recording surfaced of me telling the mother of my children that I hoped that she gets raped by a pack of N-words, people wouldn't speak to me for almost three weeks. This woke cancel culture is out of control.
I forgot that's what he said. Yeah. How did he overcome that? I had no idea. Wow. Okay. Well, yeah, I see. I remember. Oh, my God.
And when I made a film about the horrific suffering of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, which got full distribution and made massive box office, the you-know-whos made sure it did not sweep the Oscars. The bias against people of faith in this town is unexcusable. Well, what's your plan? Tribunals. On whose authority?
The authority vested in Jon Voight, Sylvester Stallone, and yours truly by the Commander-in-Chief. Jimmy, we've been truly deputized. And where will these tribunals be held? I don't know. I haven't thought that far ahead. Maybe on your show? My show? Sure, why not? Have me on, then we grill some L.A. industry scumbag and expose his wokeness. Could be fun, what do you say? That's not really the point of the Jimmy Dore show, Mel.
Oh, I see how it is. Maybe you're one of them. Maybe you're just like every other Christ-hating scumbag in this conference. Maybe we start with you. Mr.
Mr. Dorr, please state for the record when and where you were born and the religious faith you were raised in. I was born in Chicago. Wait. I'm not doing this. This is my show, Mel. You can't just take it over and start interrogating me. Yeah, we'll see about that. I'd like to see you act so tough when you were staring down the aging boyish face of Mr. John Voight with all his majesty and authority. Ha ha ha ha!
I would tell him to buzz off too. Okay, fine. Can I talk about my new movie? No, we've run out of time. I got to go. Mel Gibson, thank you. Goodbye. I'll call back later. Okay.
As I predicted, Trump stopped this genocide in Palestine. And I said, but there's probably going to be a couple of things he does that we hate that go along with that. So in first stop for Trump stopping the literal slaughter of those people.
What I said that I go, he's probably going to try to move some of them to another country and he's probably going to give the West Bank to Israel or one of those things or both those things. And it turns out he's probably going to do both those things. So here he is. He's talking about how Gaza is completely wiped out, which it is. They come. So the plan always was.
The plan, well, let's listen to Trump and then I'll tell you what the plan always was. So he's saying, I'd like Egypt to take some of the Palestinians because Gaza's wiped out, which it is.
And I'd like Egypt to take me, but I'd like Jordan to take me. So Egypt and Jordan. He wants Egypt. So he wants to ship the Palestinians from their homeland instead of building houses again in Gaza and building their communities back up. He wants to ship them to Jordan and Egypt and build them houses there.
Yeah, well, you know what the only argument was always going to be? Are they going to go there or are they going to be brought to Europe and America? That was what the... We're always going to let them slaughter all people and take them out for the greater Israel. But what was the fight going to be at the end? Are they coming here or are they going to go to Egypt and Jordan? That's what the real fight has been. You're talking about...
probably a million and a half people he's talking about a million and a half people we just clean out that and we clean out that whole thing over the centuries that's had many many conflicts that site and I don't know it's something has to happen but it's it's literally a demolition site right now almost everything's demolished yeah he says it's literally a demolition site meaning Gaza almost everything's demolished and people are dying there so I'd rather
Get involved with some of the Arab nations and build housing in a different location. So he said, let's get involved with Arab, other Arab nations and build housing in a different location. Why not just build housing there in Gaza? Because that was the plan all along. So the reason why Benjamin Netanyahu and the Likud party in Israel funded Hamas was
was so that Hamas would do a terrorist attack, and then they could use that because they knew that attack was coming. They funded it. They were warned a year ahead of time. They had the plans for it. Egypt, seven days ahead of time, told them this was going to happen. Gaza is the most surveilled place in the world.
Mossad knows exactly what they're doing. They let it happen so that they can have a rave next to it. So they told them to have a rave next. So they let it happen so they could use that as an excuse to flatten the whole of Gaza. So there would be nothing for those people to move back to. And so then someone like Trump could come in and say, hey, let's move them out. Let's move them to Jordan. Let's move them. That was always the plan so that Israel could take over.
Gaza and the West Bank, and now they're taking over parts of Lebanon and Syria. And believe me, parts of Egypt are on their plans too. It's called Greater Israel. Look it up. And if you think that's where Israel's going to stop, they're not. They're not just going to stop at Gaza. They're not going to stop at the West Bank. They're not going to stop at... Where does the river in C, where are they? They're not going to just... It's going to be that one. That's right. They're not going to stop at just a little part of... It's like, you know what? I don't know if you've ever...
Live with a woman and she says, I'm just going to take this little part of your toilet, the little part of your sink in your bathroom. I'm just going to take a little bit of part of your vanity. Just this little part of my. It's like that, except add genocide. So this is what. So just as I move to Jordan after she's done. So then you got to move to Jordan after she's moved in. So just like I told you.
It's amazing. A dumb guy like me could be as on it as I have. I said Trump will come in and force a deal on Israel, which he did. He stopped the slaughter. But now here's that bad side of that deal. The bad side of that deal is he wants to move the Palestinians off their homeland, which they don't want to do. So, hey, Donald, I said, why don't you move them to New York? New York's about to be minus a lot of Venezuelan immigrants, you know, and they're going to need cheap labor.
You have all the infrastructure to bring as many immigrants here as you want or kick out as many. So does he have more to say? So could be temporary, could be long term. So, of course, it's long term. So he wants to move.
So that's what $100 million from Miriam Adelson gets you. That's what your subservient to AIPAC gets you. Believe me, the crazy Zionists are cheering this. This is what they've wanted all along. They wanted to move a million and a half Palestinians out of Gaza, out of the West Bank, so they could take it over because they look at it as their land. And this is what Gaza looks like today. You can turn it down. This is what Gaza looks like today.
So look at those surgical strikes, Jimmy. So that was always the plan. The plan was always to do this to Gaza so that they would have nowhere to move back to. And then Trump could come in and say, you got to go there. You got to go here. So that's what's happening. And Trump says Jordan and Egypt should take Palestinians. Egypt and Jordan say no. Yeah, there's already a by the way, there's already a bunch of Palestinians in Jordan.
Can you look up how many Palestinians are in Jordan and stuff? It really is like the arrogance of Western players. Oh, they're Arabs. These are different countries that all have their own gripes with each other. It's not just like you go put them somewhere. Yeah, it's not like they all just come together, the Arab countries. I mean, they might now after this ethnic cleansing happens. That might be a problem in the future.
People tend to hold on to that for a while. So this dispels the notion that all Islamic nations unify automatically as one. Guess who was telling us that? Guess who was giving us that info? The Zionists? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, do you know, Muslim and Islam, they think it's okay to commit rape. Oh, do they? Did you protest on behalf of IDF prison guards to be allowed to rape their prisoners?
They're young male prisoners. You psychopaths. So the Islamic nations do not automatically unify as one. They have all their own. It'd be easier to unionize comedians. Yeah. I was there at the meetings. Yeah. We didn't do it. We did a coalition. U.S. President Donald Trump said Jordan and Egypt should take more Palestinians from Gaza.
But the Jordan foreign minister rebuffed him, asked if this was a temporary or long. We heard him say it could be either. Israel's finance minister, Bezalel Smotrich, wow, who has repeatedly called for the return of Jewish settlers to Gaza, welcomed Trump's call as an excellent idea and said he would work to develop a plan to implement it. A plan, you mean to export the Palestinians from Palestine? You mean that kind of a plan? Yeah. Yeah.
That's right. Do you know that Mossad and IDF have a huge friction with each other? There's like two factions and one was a little more on the Democrat and the other was more Republican one. Say it again, Kurt. IDF and Mossad have a are like kind of against each other. There's like a huge factional thing within Israel. How many how many Palestinians are. So there are two point three nine million Palestinians in Jordan.
So somewhere between 2 and 3 million Palestinians are already in Jordan. So you know how people say this about you? They go, oh, no other country would even take the Jews. Well, now the Zionists say nobody wanted to take the Palestinians. They say stuff like that when there's probably 3 million Palestinians in Jordan. I hope the irony is not lost on them. Well, I think it is. Yes. So I just love that. That guy's name is Bezalel Smootz. Bezalel?
Should we call him Abraham? Should we call him David? No, we'll call him Bezalel, the inventor of the bedazzler. But Hamas officials reacted with suspicion.
Echoing longstanding Palestinian fears about being driven permanently from their homes. Palestinians will not accept any offers or solutions, even if such offers appear to have good intentions under the guise of reconstruction, as announced in the proposal of U.S. President Trump, who said that Bassem Naim, a member of the Hamas political bureau, he told that to Reuters. So what do you think happens then? There's more bloodshed and then what? Israel gets us in a war with Iran? Because that's where I see it going.
So, I mean, I don't know why Hamas is suspicious, just because they're dealing with Israel, you know, an opponent who breaks every single treaty, every single time, all through history.
Do you really believe? Don't you believe in giving someone their 2000th chance? Well, I mean, hey, Hamas, Netanyahu's money was good, wasn't it? Another Hamas official, Samu Abu Zuri, he urged Trump not to repeat failed ideas tried by his predecessor, Joe Biden. The people of Gaza have endured death and refused to leave their homeland, and they will not leave it regardless of any other reasons.
Jordan also appears to reject Trump's suggestion with its foreign minister telling reporters that the country's stance against any displacement of Palestinians from Gaza remains firm and unwavering. Egypt has yet to comment, but has said, no, they have commented. So this article is a little out of date. They have commented. They're not for it. Egypt is against it.
Once Trump cut that deal with MBS and the Saudis, I mean, here's what I'm curious. He did something with the Saudis just now where they're increasing gas production. You saw that? Yeah. So who are the heavyweight? Is Jordan the heavyweight there? I thought they're not. Or am I wrong about that? No, I don't think they are.
Palestinian analysts said Palestinians in the occupied West Bank and Gaza, as well as Jordanians and Egyptians, would reject Trump's plan. I don't think that there's a place in reality for such an idea. Rights groups and humanitarian agencies have for months raised concerns over the situation in Gaza, with the war displacing nearly the entire population and leading to a hunger crisis. Smotris, who said only out-of-the-box thinking,
could achieve peace, said Trump's plan would give Palestinians the opportunity to build new and better lives elsewhere. So again, this was always the plan. This is why they allowed Hamas to attack. A bunch of guys in Adidas sweatpants and hang gliders, a plan they knew about a year ahead of time. In a post on Twitter, Francesca Albanese, the UN special rapporteur on human rights in the occupied Palestine territory, said ethnic cleansing is anything but an out-of-the-box thinking.
No matter how one packages it, it's illegal and moral and irresponsible. I don't think that's her specialty, though, out of the box. Your favorite thing is putting people inside the box and then putting that box on the ground. Most of Gaza's million population, which was 2.3 million before the war, have been internally displaced by the war. On Sunday, many of those rejected Trump's suggestion.
Here's David. Oh, so this guy, he says, what did I tell you? Ethnically cleanse Gaza so it could become part of the greater Israel and demolish the Al-Aqsa Mosque for the rebuilt Third Solomon's Temple as you allow Israel to annex the West Bank
As per the deal with super Zionist, Miriam Aylson for her a hundred million dollars. If you know what the real agenda is, which the hijacked alternative and MAGA does not Trump and his Israel owned mob can be read like an open book. See what's the ceasefire really about. See why October 7th was allowed to happen. So that's what I've, I've predicted. So the same reason 9-11 was allowed. That's the same reason. So I'm glad to see David and I are on the same page.
I said this as soon as the ceasefire was announced. First, I said he would announce one. He would impose a ceasefire. Then I said there's going to be some negative consequences to this and that he's going to send the Palestinians to another country and he's going to give, I said the West Bank, he'll give it to them. He's going to give them the whole thing. I want to hear what Bill Maher says when they build the whack job Solomon Temple, which because Bill Maher looks down on that, right? Grow up, everyone, and we're going to have World War III. That's Bill Maher. Nothing to say about that?
So here is a...
Trump's nephew, son-in-law, what's his name? Jared Kushner. Jared Kushner. And watch this. The Kushner family, like the Trump family, are in the real estate business. And the Kushners have been doing business in Israel for years. Earlier this year, Jared spoke of Gaza's valuable waterfront property. There are real fears on the part of Arabs, and I'm sure you talk to a lot of them, who think once Gazans leave Gaza, Netanyahu's never going to let them back in.
Maybe, but I'm not sure there's much left of Gaza at this point. Yeah, but there's not much left. So it just makes sense. Yeah, that's why they did that. That's why they flattened Gaza. Hey, you let everyone get away with 9-11, didn't you? Everybody let them get away with 9-11, and we killed the wrong people. Iraq had nothing to do with it. Why wouldn't they get away with this? Why wouldn't they? Why wouldn't they?
If you think about even the construct like Gaza, Gaza was not really a historical precedent. It was the result of a war. Borders are changed historically over time. And so my sense is I would say how do we deal with the terror threat that is there so that it cannot be a threat to Israel or to Egypt? I think that both sides are spending a fortune on military. I think neither side...
uh really wants to have you know a terrorist organization enclave right between them and gaza's waterfront property it could be very valuable it's a little bit of an unfortunate situation there but i think from israel's perspective i would do my best to move the people out and then clean it up i think proactively recognizing a palestinian state would essentially be rewarding an act of terror that was perpetrated into israel so it's a super bad idea in that regard
- Israel, creating Israel was an act of terror. Look up the DACPA. - What about Dresden? Hey, what about Dresden, John? Remember, that's arguably, that was a deliberate act of killing civilians. Stated goal, to break their spirit.
That's what Dresden was. So this is Trump's son-in-law who months ago told you what the plan was all along. The plan was to clear the Mount of Palestine, make it so inhabitable. You go, well, there's nothing there anyway. So it just makes sense we got to move him somewhere else. So which has been Bibi's plan and the Zionist plan all along. Everybody wins. Yeah, it's a win-win. Yeah. So that's been the plan all along.
And now, Jimmy, we can forget about this and move on to war with China. Now we can fight a war with China. Now we can go fight a war with China. Here, Mac Good Politic Guy says, would love for people who have been denying the Gaza genocide to explain how Trump calling for the entire population to be fully ethnically cleansed fits into the self-defense narrative. It doesn't.
Justin, Egypt rejects any relocation or transfer of Palestinians to its country. So, of course, we demand that they migrate to two countries that don't want them.
Cairo's foreign ministry in a statement expressed Egypt's continued support for the steadfastness of the Palestinian people in their land. It rejected any infringement on those inalienable rights, whether by settlement or annexation of land or by the depopulation of the land of its people through displacement discourse. So they're against it.
Syrian girl says, does Trump realize that openly saying that he wants to displace Palestinians into Egypt and Jordan is incitement to genocide, ethnic cleansing? He could face prosecution by the ICC for following Jared Kushner down this path. Yeah, we couldn't. OK, I hate to break it to you, but facing facing, you know, prosecution from the ICC is less than a parking ticket.
Yeah, we also have a law called the Hague Invasion Act that says if the ICC ever dared, ever dared to do something like that, we'll invade them. Yeah, we'll invade them. Aaron Maté says, so Tommy Veeder, the moron from the pod Save America, says two things can be true. Biden's Gaza policy was a disaster and made people feel like it was impossible to vote for him. And two, voting for Trump in protest was a catastrophic mistake.
Oh, was it? Because why? We're not going to have them move here. Right. So Aaron Matze says one thing is true. It was Biden, not Trump, that partnered with Israel to destroy Gaza and make it unlivable. Israel's open intent was to force ethnic cleansing, the Nakba 2.0, which is why Blinken even lobbied Egypt and Jordan to absorb Palestinian refugees, as Trump is doing now.
So Trump is now picking up where his predecessor left off. His policy should be challenged without partisan hackery. On Israel-Palestine, D.C. is a uniparty. The only catastrophic mistake was Kamala Harris's insistence on being pro-genocide. She lost the Muslims and the Jews. How do you do that? How do you do that? Both of them. Um...
Kim Iverson says neighboring nations know it doesn't end with Palestine. Israel will use the same tactics and excuse to take Egypt, Sinai Peninsula, territory from Jordan and Lebanon, and even more from Syria. Of course. Of course. Or Turkey gets the rest. But don't worry. So here is, remember this, a historic day, over a million Palestinians, a million.
Return to northern Gaza after the destruction of their homes and the failure of Israel's attempts to force displacement. You want to see him? Here it is. Here it is. A million of them. But don't worry, because BlackRock is going to be there to sell them their land again and build them a home of their dreams. That it's because it's their only dream. That's optimistic. Yeah, it is. And so if this is OK with you, it's because you're also evil.
But it's okay in America. You can be evil in America as long as you have over 10... First of all, this is America. Our national bird should be gay blackmail, number one. So there you go. So just as predicted, Trump is doing two horrible things in place of one good thing. He did stop the slaughter. So that's an overwhelming positive. But now he's going to... It's going to be harder. Guess what?
But but if I tell most people to give a rat fuck about this, try doing. Yeah, I know. I know. So so I think the Palestinians are screwed.
Yeah. And guess who else figured that out? Trump. Yeah. They're screwed. You got to put up somewhere else. They're going to kill them all. Too bad. Too bad. You got to take them. You got to take them. That's what it was always going to be. The argument was going to be, is Europe and America going to take them? Yeah. Or are the Arab countries? Israel is always going to take their shit. It was always. There's no candidate that was going to be the, hey, cut it out, Israel. Always. Not a single one.
This was always, this was the plan. It was obvious. The plan wasn't, well, we got to bomb their tunnels and we got, no, their plan was to completely flatten Gaza. And they did it. Hey, here's a bigger plan. And now it's unlivable. So what are you going to do? You got to send them somewhere. I mean, what am I supposed to do? Toss on the pile of, they purposely made a virus so they could lock us down and put stupid rules on us. That's where we're at now.
I don't, people are going to be like more on flag waivers their whole life or they're not. You're going to have to figure it out or you're not. I don't know what you can do to make people see it. Like you got to walk through the five stages of grief with each person. Yeah. No kidding. Hey, you know, here's another great way you can help support the show is you become a premium member. We give you a couple of hours of premium bonus content every week and
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Are they undocumented? Or they're here illegally and that's why they're undocumented? Oh, that's right. They're undocumented because they're here illegally. So I had this conversation with my good friend Aaron Mate and he said, oh no, they're undocumented migrants. And I'm like,
Well, they are documented because they have criminal records that are documented here. So they're going to... That's right. So they're actually... What it seems like they're concentrating on, which is what I predicted, is that they're going to close down the border, which they're doing. They're already sending the military to the border. Malcolm, could you find a video of that on Twitter of them...
sending the military, maybe even a short news report of them sending the Marines and those kind of planes where the props go like this instead of like that. Anyway, I'd like to show that. And I said that they would go after mostly criminals. People are afraid, oh, they're going to get rid of the farm workers. Believe me, Trump is not going to upset and rise everybody's
grocery bills because he got rid of all the undocumented workers uh that's not going to happen all the criminal records how about that he's going after the people that they know are criminals that's what it seems like that's what that was my prediction that's what it seems like so here just take dude they're just committing the crimes americans don't want to do that just that's right so here we see some much some uh some u.s agents in chicago breaking into someone's apartment just to get warm
Anyway, that's what's happening there. So here's one of the criminals they got. This guy's got a criminal record. He's from Haiti. And he's undocumented, meaning he's here illegally, and he's got a criminal record. So let's watch this. I'm not going back to Haiti. One of those threats is this illegal alien from Haiti. Ice says he's a gang member with 17 criminal convictions in recent years. He's a gang member.
So I don't think people could be against this, right? Okay. Yeah, I'm not against it at all. However, these footage, the clips from this are so like...
Perfect TV. Like the guy's going Biden forever. Let's watch it first and then we'll talk about it. I'm not going back to Haiti. One of those threats is this illegal alien from Haiti. Ice says he's a gang member with 17 criminal convictions in recent years. Trump, you feel me? Yo, Biden forever, bro. Thank Obama for everything that he did for me, bro. Come on. First of all, he doesn't sound Haitian.
I'll tell you that. He did a little bit. He's been here for a little bit. Yeah, okay. Boston quickly takes down its next targets, including this illegal alien from Brazil who has an Interpol red notice for armed robbery. This Salvadoran illegal alien charged locally with rape and released by a sanctuary jurisdiction. And this Dominican illegal alien charged with assault with a deadly weapon and heroin trafficking.
Officers also arrested this Guatemalan MS-13 gang member facing gun charges. Ice says he was released from local custody just the day before. Their detainer request was ignored because of sanctuary policies. So I just want to tell you the sanctuary city thing is BS, and I'm going to show you that in a minute.
But Chicago and Brandon Johnson, the mayor, declared Chicago a sanctuary city. So then Governor Abbott of Texas started sending them immigrants, undocumented immigrants, to Chicago. And he's like, hey, what are you doing?
We're like, well, what do you mean? You said that you are a sanctuary city. And so then they spent $51 million. They allotted $51 million to take care of the undocumented migrants. And the black people in Chicago went berserk as rightly should. Because they've been waiting for their piece of the pie for a long time. And all of a sudden they pulled $51 million out of their ass.
And I'm going to show you that in a second. So the black people in Chicago are siding with Trump on this. Just so you know.
Shifting priorities with the new Trump administration, this man who was in the same apartment as the target was also arrested after ICE determined he's also in the U.S. illegally. This is what ICE calls collateral. So you guys got your main target just now, but you got somebody else. What just happened? So our main target was released by a sanctuary jurisdiction, not honoring a detainer.
That person was released back into the community. And when we went to go find him, he's with somebody else who was previously removed from the United States. So he's going to go today too. And that is exactly what Border Czar Tom Holman has warned would happen. When we find the bad guy, he's probably with others. Others that are in the United States illegally. They may not be a criminal priority, but we're not walking away from them. ICE Boston says they will continue to go into sanctuary jurisdictions
and do their job. - Today was a good day. Today we took several significant public safety threats out of our communities. Unfortunately, a lot were released by sanctuary policies, but we're here to tell the Commonwealth and the rest of the country that we're gonna find them whether they're released or not.
And guys, shortly after we finished. So that wasn't Chicago. That was Boston. Ice Boston told us they arrested two more targets in other parts of town away from our cameras. One of those targets is a previously deported Honduran illegal alien who was arrested. Does Vanilla Ice know you're going to his barber? That's my question. Look at that hair. Yeah, he's talking about Vanilla Ice Cracker down in the comments. Vanilla Ice, Ice Baby.
Come on. Even Jackson Hinkle doesn't sport that big of a wave. You could surf off that thing. Are you kidding me? It's on the wave. Hello. Come on. What is, is that a North shore haircut? Come on. For raping a woman while putting a gun in her mouth.
The other target they got is a Haitian man who first flew into the United States in 2023 as part of President Biden's controversial migrant flights mass parole program. Well, they just picked him up yesterday because he's been arrested locally for sexual assault.
We'll send it back to you. Bill Malusion, it was fascinating to watch all of that. I think I was just saying to Bill, this is terrible for Joe Biden and the legacy that he tried to leave behind. A question from me. Did you get some whiter people to cover this story, maybe? I don't know. They got the guy with the Supreme Uber hair. The ultimate good hair. Like out of a comic book hair, almost. Anyway. Yeah.
How soon will they actually be leaving the country? Does that take a long time? It depends what country they're from. If they're from cooperable countries like El Salvador, Guatemala, countries like that, it can be quick. It can be within days or weeks. If it's countries that are harder to deport, countries that don't cooperate with the U.S. as much, it can go into a process.
of months but the trump administration is changing policies with something called expedited removal the bottom line is people at home don't need to understand all the policies the trump administration is just gonna work as fast as they can to get all the people you just saw on camera there out of the country as fast as possible they're also going to use their state department now led by marco rubio to put pressure on countries that don't cooperate with the u_s_ as much when it comes to those deportations bill just two to two points of clarification here um...
It seems a lot of these crimes are associated with sex crimes. I'm just looking at the list a bit earlier today. I don't know if that generally is the case or not. And second, if Boston's a sanctuary city, how are they allowed to do this? Because we told there would be resistance.
Boston doesn't have to cooperate with ICE, but there's nothing they can do to stop ICE from coming into their city and enforcing the law. And that's exactly what happened yesterday. And that's the point ICE makes to us is, look, they don't have to cooperate with our detainer requests. They don't have to tell our officers when they're releasing somebody from jail. But we're going to do our job. We have our intel guys out in the field. We have people with eyes all over the place. And we're going to snatch those guys so they can make ICE's job more difficult.
longer and more dangerous, but it's not going to stop ICE from doing the job, guys. The bottom line, as ICE says, it's safer for everybody involved if locals would just hand these guys over in jail once they're arrested, but they don't. They let them out onto the streets. That sounds so crazy. That sanctuary stuff is...
It sounds the crazy. And believe me, the people in Chicago, I don't know about the people in Boston, but I know people in Chicago. Kit Cabello, who does Hard Lens Media, he tells me the people in Chicago are on the board of, on the side of these policies to get rid of sanctuary cities. And that Chicago can't even take care of their own people. They just closed 54 schools. And now they're going to take, so it doesn't make any sense. So I'm going to, and I'm going to show you that. Here's Tom Holman saying,
So he's already rounding up criminals in Chicago. Here we go. We're heading down. Chicago, Illinois. We're going to arrest public safety threats. We've got all the government appropriate. We've got U.S. Marshals. We've got FBI. We've got ATF. We've got DEA. We've got ICE. We've got HSI. We've got them all here. So the president's plan of all the government is that if there's an alien crime in this city, we're going to arrest it starting now.
And you know that he's serious when he's got police lights coming out of his eyes. That's... And so here... I just wanted to show you this. Here's Joe Biden in 2008. He was asked about sanctuary city policies and can cities...
disregard the federal laws about immigration and here's what he had to say about it. Would you allow these cities to ignore the federal law regarding the reporting of illegal immigrants and in fact provide sanctuary to these immigrants? The reason the cities ignore the federal law
is the fact that there is no funding at the federal level to provide for the kind of enforcement at the federal level you need. Pick up the New York Times today. There's a city not far across the river from my state that imposed similar sanctions. And what they found out is, as a consequence of that, their city went in the dumpster. Stores started closing. Everything started to happen. And they changed the policy. Part of the problem is you have to have a federal government that can enforce laws.
This administration has been fundamentally derelict in not funding any of the requirements that are needed even to enforce the existing law. So, Senator Biden, yes or no, would you allow the cities to ignore the federal law? No. Okay. Okay. It's a long answer, but we got there. So, Joe Biden, previous Joe Biden, was on board for this, in fact, emphatically.
The operation targeted about 270 known criminals, according to television personality Dr. Phil, who was accompanying ICE officials and agents at their command center in Chicago and live streaming the events for his channel Merit TV. Boy, I got to tell you. I mean, that...
I know his agent couldn't get him rebooked on The View, but what kind of a phone call was that? I can't get you rebooked on The View, but do you want to go arrest some sex traffickers? Remember when Steven Seagal had a comeback because he became sheriff of a Louisiana parish? Yeah.
So Chicago has been on edge for more than a week after news outlets reported the administration's plans for raids, with fewer people venturing outside in heavily immigrant neighborhoods. Just under a fifth of Metro Chicago's population was born outside of the United States. That's according to the census.
A grouping that includes people with immigration statuses ranging from naturalized citizens to undocumented. Well, how many of those fifth are naturalized and documented? That's my question. Yeah, well, it's a range. It's a range from legal to not legal. And how come Kamala didn't take care of this when she was border czar? And why was she the border czar in the first place? And also, why is it called a czar? Is Putin behind this? Uh...
So is it just known criminals? If it's just known criminals, I'm okay with that, right? Or is it their entire families? Is that what it is? Yeah. If they cooperate, they'll just get the known criminals. If you make us do all the work, we're just going to find their families who are there with them. So they can cooperate if they care so damn much.
Okay. They can cooperate, but they don't want to there because they're banking on people are going to feel worse for like, you know, somebody puts a crying lady on CNN. They're not going to feel worse. The election was pretty clear. Mexicans comprise the largest group born outside the United States, followed by people from India and Poland. That's in Chicago. A lot of public. There's more. The number one city for Polish people in the world is Warsaw, Poland. The number two, Chicago, Illinois.
Did you know that? At least it was when I was a kid. That's why the Pope went there. You know, Jimmy, I think when you're talking about all of these immigrants that are coming to the country, who does this favor? Who ultimately is this? Right, capital. This favors capital. How so? This favors corporations because it drives down wages and it divides people. And it makes it harder for workers to organize. All that stuff.
Don't forget trafficking. Don't forget the important trafficking. Drugs, people. That's right. He's like, why is it always a sex thing? It's also a drug thing. It's called trafficking. So 52,000 immigrants have arrived in Chicago since August 2022, when Texas Governor Greg Abbott began busing people from the border to Chicago, among other Democrat controlled cities, because they said they're sanctuary cities.
As a sanctuary city since 1980s, Chicago has adopted policies that limit cooperation with the federal authorities to enforce immigration law. The city council voted this month to reject a proposal that would have weakened those protections. And believe me, the people in Chicago want to weaken those protections. And so the city council is not doing what the people of the city want.
And the Chicago Transit Authority is displaying ads on trains and bus stations that direct riders to Know Your Rights websites, which lays out how interact with immigration authorities. That's funny. Is that going to the ads that say, are you being trafficked? Those ads that are everywhere I go.
I don't understand that. So I guess there must have been some kind of settlement that circumvented the law.
Laws of immigration and you could be here illegally and if you get arrested for you, they have to let you go I don't it's malicious. It's not an accident. We think it's a sanctuary cities were invented by Republicans in the first place if you notice the uniparty That's why Dick Cheney liked Kamala because it's one gang and part of the gang scheme Was to bring as many undocumented in here as possible for all the reasons that were mentioned before
And it's sticky in your face, too. And sticky right in your face. On Sunday, Holman agreed when McGraw, also known as Dr. Phil, suggested that collateral arrests were the result of local authorities refusing to cooperate with ICE, prompting federal agents to make arrests in city neighborhoods. That's the game they want to play. Game on. We're going to do it. By the way, his full name is Dr. Phil the Bus. Anyway, if you know what I'm talking about.
Immigration advocates fear the executive orders Trump issued last week constitute a large scale attempt to dismantle due process protections. Expedited removal, which is the deportation of people without a judicial hearing or legal counsel, typically applies to people detained within 100 miles of the U.S. border.
Trump is attempting to extend it throughout the country for anyone who cannot prove to an ICE agent's satisfaction that they have resided in the U.S. for at least two years. Mary Meg McCarthy, executive director for the Chicago-based National Immigrant Justice Center, said many of the orders violated U.S. law and the Constitution. Really? Really? Enforcing the U.S. law violates the U.S. law? Is that what she said? That's what she's saying. Okay. Trump's rhetoric on familiar...
of familiar cruelty and dehumanization now paired with the full force of the executive branch in Congress will unleash profound suffering on our longtime immigrant neighbors and people who have arrived more recently to seek refuge, she said. I mean, these are people that want to put people in COVID camps for not getting the jab. This is like the people saying that. Yeah, that's that's you have you have to remember that. And I'm going to show you in a minute.
that the people of Chicago are on Trump's side in this because they've done it right in their face. You know how there's homeless people and they're disinvesting into people's... They closed down 54 schools in Chicago. And then right in their face, they give $51 million to illegal immigrants. Right in their face. So this is to divide workers' rights.
This is to divide people so they can't organize against capital. That's what this is about. Other people have other theories that they want to, it's about voting. I don't know, you know,
But I know for sure this is what it's about. Hey, do you know what they want to do to Russia? Break it up? They want to. Yeah, they want to break up Russia. That's the thing they did here. And that's how you do it. This is. And that's why all these countries are bad. That's why China is going to hand us our ass because they don't let NGOs do this kind of bullshit to them. So what kind of people are they arresting in Chicago?
So here's a guy, a child rapist from Thailand in Chicago. This is a real reversal, isn't it? Usually they're picking up the European sex tourists out of Thailand. What's your name? Seda. Seda what? You have a personal name? Sam. Seda Sam? Yes. Where are you from? Where I was born or where I'm from? Where are you born? Thailand. You've been deported before from the United States? No. Never been deported?
He said, no, he's never been deported, but he's been in the system before. And there's Dr. Phil. Why is Dr. Phil there? Are they sending him to boot camp? You're going to start respecting your mother.
I'm sending you one of those weird boot camps where they probably molest kids. He's probably got to make up for that boot camp he sent all the kids to. I mean, he definitely needs a new agent. When your agent says you can't get you a spot on The View anymore, but he has a booking available for arresting pedophiles from Thailand. Come on. I mean, I will say I would rather watch the thing that he's booked on than The View. Me too. Good job by his agent, but... Yeah. What have you been charged with?
That looks like the house I grew up in, by the way. And that looks like the tree in front of my house. That can't be my house, could it?
Dude, if Dr. Phil... Wait a minute. He goes, how do you know me? What do you mean? You're Dr. Phil. Everybody knows Dr. Phil. You've been on TV for 30 years. Is there a possibility that Dr. Phil just arrested, just showed up with this Thai child molester in front of your boyhood house? Is that a possibility? Oh, you know, on TV. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is an example of sanctuary cities, right? We got an illegal alien convicted of sex crimes involving children.
He's walking the streets of Chicago. Again, the downfall, the problem with a sanctuary city that people like us walk in the street rather than the law enforcement working with federal agents. This is what we're dealing with. Yeah. You've been charged with sex crimes with children. So what Holman is saying is,
is that you got local, because it's a sanctuary city, the local police authorities aren't allowed to work with the federal ICE or whatever. They're not allowed to work with the Border Patrol, anybody, to help deport illegal aliens. And consequently, they got these criminals, and we just showed you in another clip. We all see Scarface. From Boston. We saw you from Boston, and...
that they arrested this guy on some sex trafficking or some kind of sex charge and they had to let him go the next day because it's a sexual city. What were you saying about Starface? Look, it's all the same as a drug dealer and a people dealer. It's all the same. It's so corrupt, the mafia that runs it, which is real big and real scary...
That that's why that's allowed in Scarface. They had bought my, they bought Miami. Remember he came over, they flooded Miami with illegal immigrants. Right. Yeah.
Or Mario Bollef that Jimmy will open arms and they welcomed in all the all the dregs of Cuban prisons. And then there was an insane drug boot, every kind of trafficking boom, and it built the city. So somebody wants that that way. And they're telling we've had the resources to take care of this. How do we have MS-13 here? And El Salvador doesn't.
El Salvador has no MS-13 problem, but we do. How is that possible? Yeah, El Salvador got rid of their gang problem. Because they're not corrupt. And I saw that guy, Bukele, talk about it, and he was advised, well, because our economy is so dependent on crime, you've got to ease off of it because it will crash the economy. And he goes, you know what? We'll take the GDP hit. It's fine. And you know what happened, he said? They went up three points in GDP. Yeah.
Not really.
He said... I've never been deported. What was his question? Let me see what his question was. You've been charged with sex crimes with children? Not really. Not really. Not really. Not really. Maybe. Not really. I'm in the exchange program from Thailand.
There's a guy with his pants pulled up too high who's an American in my place, and I'm staying here with a family. You ever been charged with sex crimes with a child? Not really. What? Not really. And never been deported. Let's take him in process and lock him up. Got it, sir. So Tom Holman says ICE saves children today and goes scorched earth on Governor Pritzker.
The governor, well, here, let's listen to what he says. You know who Pritzker is, right? Yeah. Governor Pritzker. His family made their fortune. They made high at hotels.
Oh, they also stole Japanese property during the internment concentration camps. Oh, no kidding. Yeah, they took their shit. That's where the big bulk of their money came from. They're also one of the main driving forces behind gender affirming care for kids. Isn't that weird that these people that are into that are also into having kids brought in undocumented? Yeah, the Pritzkers, they suck.
So here's what they still Pritzker is the governor of Illinois. He's that he's the guy who makes Chris Christie look like he's in shape. And he's the one who came out during the Democratic Convention and said, I'm a real billionaire. And everybody cheered the work. The party of the workers cheered on a billion. Here it is. Let's watch this. Under where they go, who picks them up? This is who picks them up. This is who lures them out on the Internet.
and they disappear or they get raped and their lives change forever and he shouldn't even be here but he's doing this but they don't raise their hand and say hey there's somebody that doesn't have the right to be here that's preying upon our children and they don't tell you about it. Exactly and this governor, Governor Pritzker and the mayor they want to vilify the men running ICE. ICE saved children today. ICE saved children today. And it makes me angry Governor Pritzker the other day went on the internet
Social media saying ICE was attacking our elementary school. He's scaring children. He's scaring the neighborhood, putting fear in the community. We're doing the exact opposite. We're saving children. Every sexual predator we arrest...
It means more safe children. So, God bless the men with lights that you've seen today. We're not sweeping neighborhoods. This is a targeted enforcement operation. We spend a lot of time investigating these people. We know exactly who we're looking for. So, it's a targeted enforcement operation. It's the right thing to do. Well, let's talk about how methodical this was because you guys had this man, this monster,
on the list and they've been sitting on this guy for two or three days to try to get where he was and his pattern. And you were actually able to ping his cell phone and get him on the move so he could be picked up on the street rather than if he got to his dwelling, wherever that is, and got behind a closed door,
then he could have sat there and you didn't have the right to go in and get him if he sits behind that door, right? Not without a criminal arrest warrant, but that's exactly the point. He could have been arrested at a county jail, in a safety and security county jail by one officer. But we spent hundreds of hours to investigate him, try to find out where he is, and we did find that it takes a whole team for officer of safety to arrest him. It's not efficient. We could arrest many more criminals if you let us in the jail.
It seems crazy.
I'm sorry. It seems crazy. You got a guy in jail. You already he's already a bad enough actor. You had to arrest him. He's already a big enough criminal that the local police had to arrest him. And then they release him instead of giving him to ICE. And then they got an ICE has to do an investigation, spend all those man out, go to go to a house. It seems crazy. What's the argument for that, though? What's the argument for that? Sanctuary City, baby.
You see AOC talking to Jon Stewart and Jon Stewart even knows, why would you just keep a known sex offender in here and not hand them over? She's like, well, I don't know all the kids. She has no response. Yeah. Because you're supposed to not know that's a problem. Okay. Which is insane. That's absolutely batshit. But people are mad that they're going to stop. RFK wants to take the poison out of your kids. Right. I know, but I know.
So now that they're doing raids, so now that Trump is president and they're actually it seems like they're it seems to me that they are the majority of it. They're targeting people who are known criminals and they're not sweeping neighborhoods. And what they what they should do is that the local police should keep these people in prison who are known sex offenders, who are known criminals and are also undocumented, a.k.a. illegal criminals.
here illegally and then hand them over to the border patrol or hand them over to the immigration service. But they're not doing that because they're a sanctuary city. They just released them. We showed you. We showed you video after I just showed you video of the video of of them being released. What do you want to say? These are the cities that set up snitch hotlines for COVID lockdown violations. That's right.
They're all over it. Invasive, et cetera. Yeah. All over it for that. But for this, well, we don't know. We don't even know who's in our own jail. And we don't want to know. And what they're also doing is scaring the hell out of everybody, saying ICE is coming to your school when they're not. And ICE is doing sweeps of neighborhoods. They're not. Just like I predicted, they're targeting criminals. ♪♪
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