U.S. CANCELS Bob Vylan Rap Duo After Israel Protest!
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Hey, come see us on tour. We're going to be in Toronto, Red Bank, New Jersey, Northampton, Massachusetts, Concord, New Hampshire, Oxnard, California, Rutherford, New Jersey, New York, New York, Edmonton, Calgary, and Vancouver. Go to JimmyDore.com for a link for tickets. Hey, this is Jimmy. Who's this? Hey, what's up, dude? It's J.D. Vance. Boom. Oh, hey, Mr. Pricehead, Vice President. How are you?

And speaking of boom, we will return to that topic shortly. Boom, boom, boom. All right. Feels like forever since I talked to you. I've been away from my show for a while. What's been going on?

Well, we had a whole ass war while you were gone. It's called the 12 day war now. I've always wanted to name a war. Like when I was growing up, I was like, who gets to do that? Yeah. Name the war. Anyway, now I have a say in it, which is pretty cool. Anyway, yeah, it was like 12 days long. So you missed the whole thing. Yeah. Well, just because I'm out of the studio doesn't mean I'm not aware of what's happening.

Oh, okay. That's cool. I just didn't know your whole deal. But yeah, it was a huge success, I'd say, and as well a real moment of growth for me personally. Really? How? Well, I always have been one of those anti-interventionist, war-hesitant Republicans who criticized our foreign policy over the past 25 years.

Right.

I mean, obviously, I've changed my positions to suit my political aspirations in the past, but never so quickly in like two days. But I did it and I'm proud of myself. That's really great, Mr. Vice President.

Thank you. Yeah, I'm pretty stoked. And then the other day I did something really cool. I gave a speech in front of Republican donors in Ohio, and I'm not going to lie, I'm pretty sure it made history. Why is that? Because I unveiled what I call the Trump Doctrine. That's right, you heard me. A new doctrine just dropped. A new doctrine? Yeah.

A new doctrine. Not every president gets one. And hell, the ones that do, sometimes that's their main thing. The Monroe Doctrine? That's important as shit. But probably the only thing most people know about Monroe. Monroe? The gay dude from too close to comfort was president in the 1800s? I did not know that. Okay, what is the Trump Doctrine?

I'm glad you asked, Jimmy. The Trump Doctrine was born out of the events of the 12-Day War. Simply put, it states three things. First one, boom, America needs to clearly state its interests like Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon or whatever else Donald Trump feels like.

Two, boom, we aggressively try diplomacy to make it happen for like two or three days or until the president gets mad or impatient or bored. And then three, big boom, if diplomacy fails, we use swift and terrible military action to achieve the goal and then get the heck out. Boom, boom, boom. I see.

So that not only describes sort of what happened with Iran, but we'll apply that to all situations moving forward, assuming that they will have similar outcomes. I don't really have a problem with assuming that. That's not really a doctrine. That's just a simplistic strategy. You're basically announcing that moving forward, your foreign policy is going to be devoid of tact and nuance.

No, I'm pretty sure that's a doctrine. Also, experts are now saying that the airstrikes did not end Iran's nuclear capabilities. So all of that was for nothing. Okay, well, that's sort of like a Schrodinger's cat thing that can be good or bad at the same time. If they still have enriched uranium, then that's an excuse to invade them again later if that's what Israel wants us to do.

But if they don't, then we were successful. Whether they do or don't still have uranium doesn't actually matter in real life. Just what we claim. I'm really getting the hang of this whole thing and it's exhilarating. Clearly. Also, during my speech, I gave the middle finger. That was cool. And I made headlines, which makes me look pretty awesome.

The first bearded VP to flip the bird. And this is just a day after Trump dropped the F-bomb into a news camera. That's definitely a first. Yeah, what's going on here?

Well, for Trump's second term, we've taken on sort of a new theme, which is we're the fuck you administration. We say fuck and flip the bird. And if you don't like it, fuck you. Don't like Israel doing genocide. Fuck you. We don't care. Don't like ice tearing apart families. Fuck you. Pay me. You know, from Goodfellas. Yeah. Anyway, that's sort of the vibe. I see.

And dropping those bunker busters on Iran was a serious fuck you. Fuck you, boom. So we're just having fun, man. Sounds like it. Anyway, what do you think that... Fuck you. I'm just kidding, man. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Sometimes we just say it because it's fun. People get really freaked out when they see the people in charge don't really care about anything or have principles. So it's fun just to pop off those superfluous fuck yous now and again. It sounds like a real party over there.

Yeah, man, we don't know where it's all going, but it's going somewhere for sure. Hey, man, always love rapping with you. Glad you're back. Those other dudes are cool, but they're not Big Daddy. Or Big Daddy 2. Trump is Big Daddy 1. So anyway, a very not-fuck-you to you, sir, and I will speak with you again soon. Veep out. Boom! All right. ♪

At this Glass Dunbury thing, here's what he said. First of all, his name is Bob V-Lan. He's a British punk.

Bob Vilan is a British punk duo. I thought it was a guy. Oh, Bob Villan. Bob Villan. Oh, that's it? What did I call it? What did I say? Violin. Violin? It's Bob Villan. Well, it's spelled like Dylan with a V. That's great. My mom would ask me, have you heard of Bob Vilan? Have you heard of this Bob? My parents would always say, hey, what do you think of that Jerry Steinfeld? That's what my parents would say. Now I'm my parents. I've turned into my parents.

So guess what happened to him? So he was at that glass birdie thing. And so here's what he did. Free, free, free. Have you heard this one though? Death to the IDF. Death, death to the IDF. Death to the IDF. Death to the IDF. To the IDF. Hell yeah. From the river to the sea. Palestine must be, will be, inshallah, it will be. So he said that. And then...

He got dropped by his agency. UTA dropped him. Oh, what a surprise. UTA was not cool saying death to the IDF. Is that you mean to tell me that happened? And then they had their U.S. visas revoked by the State Department. Well, they're terrorists. And so that means they had I guess they had like they had a bunch of dates scheduled to perform in the United States. And so now they can't do it. So they got there. So they got canceled.

So this is the woke right canceling people over speech. And death to the IDF is not anti-Semitic because you can criticize Israel, you can criticize war crimes by a terrorist organization, and that's not anti-Semitic. And again, most of the Jews I know do not support some Jews, right?

And some Christians. But most of the people that I know personally who are Jews do not support Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, and Zionism. They don't support Zionism. They don't feel unsafe walking the streets of Manhattan. They don't feel safe in Miami. Miami Beach.

They don't feel unsafe. They feel safe. They don't feel unsafe in New York. They don't feel unsafe in Florida. They don't feel unsafe in Hollywood. They feel safe. Well, one place that Jews are unsafe the most, by the way, for the record, is Israel. That's the irony. The place where they're the least safe is actually Israel.

I mean, I get the problems in the past, but now, currently in the time of my lifetime, the big danger to Jews has been Israel the whole time. The whole time. And you don't even have a constitution. So what Israel's doing is creating animosity and hatred, and then they conflate that with hatred of Jewish people. Those aren't the same thing. You can hate Israel. You can hate Benjamin Netanyahu. You can hate the IDF.

That is not anti-Semitic because most of those Zionists are not even religious. And the most and the most religious Jews are against the state of Israel. They see it as a blasphemy.

So don't hate it. Your money's going there, whether you like it or not, dumbass. So guess what? If you have whatever little feelings you want, your money's going no matter what you vote for. That's reality. So the UTA dropped them and there's a significant backlash over the chance, which also sparked a criminal investigation of them. Why didn't I get it? I said shit like that when I was over there.

I was trying to get arrested. Nobody even cared. I sailed right through customs on the way back in. I was all ready. I wiped my cell phones. I didn't. They already got my cell phones. They already got me through Pegasus. So they already got everything. UTA. It's called UTA. Biggest management companies. Okay. So guess who's not going to like you saying that?

UTA. So you're not with UTA, are you? I'm not with UTA. Oh, I'm with UTA. Maybe I shouldn't say. No. Oh, say you're with UTA. I couldn't even get because of my stance on Israel. Yeah. Palestine. I had it all set up. I was supposed to have these two big agents representing me in Hollywood. And it was engineered by a very high level organization.

celebrity at UTA who's a fan of mine in my show got me on the phone I was on the phone with two UTA agents and they're like oh yeah this is great and we're gonna blah blah blah and then they took a look at my Twitter thread and I was calling Zionists Nazis and things and that never background check never heard back from them hey they gotta see who they're getting into bed with Jimmy yeah people that you would hire on your behalf to feed off of you like a tick agents you

They get to fire you and say no we'll see if you qualify to work for our agency You know the one you might have heard of from all the diddy parties. Yeah, you know the one you might have heard of that's a nightmare that

A new bunch of suckers are lining up every day to be part of. Don't forget Me Too and Time's Up. The agency that was behind that, I think it's CAA, was Biden's agent. So that's why when Biden literally grabbed a woman by the P word, that's why it didn't go nowhere because it was a vehicle for Alyssa Milano. That's right. Celebrity Talent International is what I see represents him. That's his speaking thing. But he used to be...

So that's when he, he used to read. So yeah, he used to have a real, they used to be represented by real agency. Look, look up, do a Twitter search because I tweeted it out one time. I did. I tweeted out that Jank and Anna were represented by the same Hollywood. It was when, when, when Susan Sarandon got dropped. I wonder if it was, so she was with WME. I'm pretty sure. Right.

They're all three-letter agencies. I'm not saying that as like a joke about the three-letter agencies, but these are also three-letter agencies, and they're all going to collude and do all kinds of grimy shit, especially in show business, because they work with the other three-letter agencies. That's exactly right. Yes, that's exactly right. So this is what they do to threaten you into compliance. And all my, I would say 99%,

Of my Hollywood for ex Hollywood friends go along with it. They won't say shit. They wouldn't say shit during COVID. They wouldn't say shit during Ukraine war, Russiagate, Syria. They're not going to say shit now. Believe me, they're going to get tattooed with that new tattoo. That is like right on the nose out of a crazy Jack chick Bible tract.

Your friends, my friends are going to go, oh, that's handy. Now I just, I have this thing on my hand. The thing that you, when you're that German lady on, it's, it's over. So this is them, this is them losing. So by this, by this, so you know, this is Israel losing. So when you do stuff like that, do you think that helps you? This only, I never heard of this guy, Bob, the villain. Well, or this group, I never heard of, I never heard of this group. And now I have.

I know, right? And now everybody else has. And now I want to go listen to their music. And I would probably go buy a ticket to their thing if I could. You would? Is that BDSing? Because that's against the law. What about BDSming? No, that's cool. A little different. As long as you're in a supervised, ditty environment. So...

So here's the BBC. They were televising this on the BBC. And what's that other, that Irish rap group that already got banned or canceled? Death to the IDF? No, I don't know. So they already made sure they weren't going to broadcast them. But then Bob Villain came on and said that, which they broadcast because they didn't know he was going to do that.

What's the criminal activity that they're going to find that he did the criminal activity? Well, they have different laws over there. That could be called hate speech. But they usually defend. See, so Israel, the people Israel has been and us have been and then have been blowing up England. You know, a lot more of them have gone to England than have come here.

Um, but so you've got all these people filled with refugees from countries you blew up and they all don't have good feelings about Israel and you've been welcoming it on purpose because it's a Soros town. Yeah. So,

Like, now the way I look at these things is like, is this guy like allowed to say this because it's England and somebody put him up to it? Because at these levels, this is like such a thing where you just said, now I know who this guy is. Yeah. It's such a thing where you're going to know who they are that I always now look at everything like it's a goddamn Intel op.

Because of course it's how people would receive it. Is he like that New York mayoral candidate everyone's still talking about, like it's a real thing? I just got it. I know how people are so easily hoodwinked by that.

That guy who's a Muslim and. Oh, no, a Muslim. And he eats with his fingers. I don't know. And he eats with. Yeah, I know. A Muslim. And I wish I could be locked in my house. But a Muslim. What a collection of unbelievable. So this is what the BBC statement was. Millions of people tuned in to enjoy Glastonbury this weekend across the BBC's output. But one performance.

within our live stream included comments that were deeply offensive. Oh, boy. The BBC, you know, so if they would have chanted death to the Russian army or death to ISIS or death to any other terrorist organization, they wouldn't care. But a lot of people see the IDF as a terrorist organization because they, you know, they're doing genocide. And that's according to what we know they are. That's according to the ICC.

And people who like them. And people who like them. They are the most brutal. By the way, they suck. Krav Maga doesn't work. They're not good at shit unless we're paying for it. It turns out they're fake. The dirty scumbag Intel coven is so morals free and devious that it is impressive on many levels. Yes, I'll give them that. The BBC respects freedom of expression. No, you don't.

But stands firmly against incitement to violence. Oh, so that's what they're going to say was the illegal crime, Kurt, was that he was inciting violence by saying that. What? You can say it about Russians, though. You could say it about many, many, many other people you could say that about. But again, there's an army and civilians and civilians killed Russians. That's great. That's right.

The anti-Semitic sentiments expressed by Bob Villain were utterly unacceptable. Not just unacceptable, but utterly. So it involved something to do with cows. And it has no place on our airwaves. We welcome Glastonbury's condemnation of the performance. By the way, they wouldn't speak out on Jimmy Savile, the notorious actual predator with victims from age 7 to 90.

But of course, we here at the BBC fully endorse the condemnation of the filthy Middle Eastern pack. Even though people complaining about letting people from that ethnic group in, the BBC would also condemn.

So I'm getting mixed messages from the BBC is all I'm saying. The performance was part of a live stream of the West Holtz stage on BBC iPlayer. The judgment on Saturday to issue a warning on screen while streaming online was in line with our editorial guidelines. In addition, we took the decision not to make the performance available on demand. So they've censored the performance. The team was dealing with a live situation, but the hindsight...

With hindsight, we should have pulled the stream during the performance. We regret that did not happen. In light of this weekend, we will look at our guidance around live events so we can be sure that we can censor people. That's what they're saying. Yeah. That's what they're saying, so we can be sure that we can censor people. I bet you YouTube and Rumble is going to get more regular streaming than BBC does in the future. How about that? Yeah.

It already does. Yes, but... It's just England or... Look, UK, you got to step it up because your bitch is over there and you're like, oh, we're not allowed to do that. Too many people watch stuff on BBC there still. So they're trying, Kurt, they're trying to...

suppress these guys and what they've done exactly is the exact opposite they've made them more popular and so everything they do is going to go in the exact reverse of everything they're trying to accomplish if they were any worse at what they do they'd be on the white house staff right now that's yeah or you mean any more paid off by owned by israel so here's ash sarker

says if death to the IDF is anti-Semitic, then destroy ISIS is Islamophobic. No, it's also anti-Semitic because Israel created ISIS. That's correct. Because the principle that enforces is that we can't consider violent genocidal war criminals as separate from the... So that's exactly right. So get this, though. Um...

Our good friend Constantine Kissin, he retweeted Ash Sarkar and said, imagine having such a warped moral compass that you can't tell the difference between jihad fanatics and the armed forces of a country whose policies you don't agree with. He's making it out like we just don't agree with their policies. No, we just have a few disagree. Just a few disagree. I just didn't have a few disagreements with Hitler.

And Pol Pot. I just had a few disagreements, that's all. Like that he killed everybody who wore eyeglasses. I bet he had a lot to say about the Wagner group and all that other bullshit, right? This is what passes for intelligent thought among, he puts in quotes, progressives. Have you seen Douglas Murray? He didn't do too good. Didn't do too good. So Omar, Botter, right below it says, if you think a genocidal army that's starving children, and they brag about starving children, by the way,

uh sniping toddlers which they do they take headshots on children and systematically wiping out an entire families is morally superior i'm afraid it's your moral compass that's entirely broken better yet have the courage to host a single palestinian and discuss this okay or um

Maybe she just maybe asked Sarkar just watch some IDF soldiers TikToks that look like ISIS vids, but but even gayer. Maybe that's what Sarkar did. Imagine being so warped that you haven't given up on neoconservatism. How about that? How about imagine being so wrong that you get owned by Sarkar while responding to Sarkar? Do you know Sarkar?

It sounds like a Star Wars name, but she sucks on her own. But guess what? Ash Sharker's right. Not this Constantine who, let's face it, looks like a puppet from The Dark Crystal, the Jim Henson movie. I love Francis, though. I just think that Constantine's a silly goose, and I'm sorry to use that kind of strong language. That is strong language. I'm not saying it to Francis. Tell Constantine I think he's a silly goose. No, this is definitely, no, you know, Constantine, like other people, uh,

Have done said some good things about censorship and other things and done some good work. And I even liked some of the videos I've seen and stuff like that. But this is their Killy's heel. They become the thing that they claim to hate. They become they become authoritarian censor. And then they're just like the left left called everything racist. And they wanted to censor your hate speech. And that's exactly what they're doing.

They call everything anti-Semitic and they want to censor it and they call it hate speech. They're exactly the thing they claim that they just like Ben Shapiro said, you know, you're not you don't have you don't have a right to a safe space at a college campus. You should stay home. You're supposed to hear things that make you uncomfortable, things that offend you. You're supposed to hear that stuff at a college.

And guess what? That's what Ben Shapiro used to say. That's what Ben Shapiro used to say. So here's... He's dumb, but a lot of these people are adult. You've said it a lot, and it's a great analogy that I use all the time. Adult children of alcoholics. Yes, that's right. Don't say, Dad's sleeping. He's drunk. Like, they're all... So I bet you that, too, Constantine, because his dad's an oligarch that fled Russia. Yeah, we're going to get to that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So Phil Harper says Constantine is both morally and intellectually bankrupt, which is a rare combo these days. And so he... Is it? This is from... I don't think it's rare. This is from the Jewish newspaper, the Haaretz.

But they're left wing. It says it's a killing field. IDF soldiers ordered to shoot deliberately at unarmed Gazans waiting for humanitarian aid. Now, if that wasn't true, I'm sure that they got sued, right? Oh, they didn't get sued because that's true. You're telling me that Israel, the land of Jews, is just going to sue people? So this is what's called war crimes, right?

So this is what makes the idea of terrorists legit and war criminals. That's why the ICC, that's why, and it's also an apartheid regime, which every human rights organization in a world has said that Israel is an apartheid regime, meaning they have what they call Jewish supremacy. So if you're Jewish, you have one tier, and then the two million Palestinians living in Gaza don't get to vote.

Jimmy, remember that disgusting Sharia law that we all hate? And what a nightmare if we ever had Sharia law. Oh, yeah. Well, it turns out they got their own version called Noahide law. And guess what? It's very similar to Sharia law. Who saw that coming? Cut Constantine some slack, Kurt, because his dad fled Russia under suspicion of stealing hundreds of millions of dollars.

So he has to say this stuff. He's going to go against his dad? That's true. He's not going to go. Dude, a lot of rich kids are in a bad spot, and I do have some mercy on them. So here's some more people responding.

I included some of the funny words. Constantine says they're just the armed forces of a country whose policies you disagree with. The policies are blocking aid, starvation, sniping children in the head, bombing hospitals, killing journalists, killing unarmed civilians, waiting in line for food for no reason, shooting medics in the head, then burying them in shallow graves, bombing refugee camps and bombing cafes.

Constantine, your moral compass is so warped compared to mine. Yeah. So this is the stuff they're left defendants. This is the legit stuff that he has to defend. Because you know what they learn at fancy lad class? What's that? You know what they learn at fancy lad class? It's only a crime when they do it. That's right. That's their main lesson. They learn one thing at fancy school. That...

Niels Brent says, imagine having such a warped moral compass that you can't tell the difference between armed forces of a country whose policies you don't agree with and thugs committing genocide. Nice switcheroo there, Niles. Tiberius says, imagine imaginary human concepts invented by the prevailing oppressor.

So that's just a construct made up by the oppressor as the Israeli government and the IDF, which have had been occupying Gaza. Right. They're the occupiers, which is illegal. They torture some folks. Yeah. And they torture some folks. So here's more. Intentionally starving children makes you a terrorist, says Alicia Alisa. Yeah.

Mr. Wouldn't know morals if they bumped you in the ass. Are you aware that the prime minister of the and former minister of defense leading these armed forces are wanted for crimes against humanity? Did you know that? Hey, imagine being so warped you commit a genocide, then claim to be the victim policies. Ash is right. You're a genocide supporter. So that's what that sounds like to me, too. I'd have to say I agree with that.

A lot of people are. You'd be real surprised. All it takes is a little bit of trauma, followed by mind control and everybody. 9-11. We all were like, yeah, go to Iraq. Didn't have nothing to do with it. We got to blow up some people with that hat. So, Constantine, do you feel the same about Russian soldiers? Do you make the same excuses for them? No? I wonder why. They commit way less war crimes than the IDF does. Even the fabled Wagner Group is not as brutal...

to civilians as the IDF. In fact, the IDF is the golden standard of brutality and ruthlessness, according to people who support the IDF. They pull off Pearl Harbor attacks and red weddings, according to Fox News. The red wedding Fox News called a red... Do you know what that is?

Jimmy? Yeah, no. In Game of Thrones where they double, it's like this dirty double cross by a villain where they kill the guy, people like Robb Stark and his pregnant wife and his elderly mother. They basically kill a bunch of civilians under the guise of peace. And Fox News has this as a headline, like it's a thing that we should be proud of.

It's unreal, dude. That's how they market it. So people like the IDF because they do evil shit like that. Yeah. That's why they train our cops. So this is Zionism and Israel has lost the game. They've lost. They've lost the game. And this is what it looks like. The IDF is a terrorist organization. Oh, yeah, there's that. The moral justification for Israel's actions against Palestinians is

appears increasingly untenable, says Ethan Fowler, given the ongoing violence perpetrated by the IDF on civilians and children. They've even lost Pierce Morgan. That's how bad it's gotten. Pierce Morgan. He didn't want to go, but he had to because you screwed up so bad. Pierce was all he knew. Javier Bardem is condemning them on The View.

That's how bad it's gotten. Because it isn't like that other Latin actor is getting all the work? It's only a matter of time before the world recognizes people like Kissin as a Goebbels-like propagandist for Israel. Wow, that's strong words. They have slight builds and kind of an odd face. That's no reason.

just because they look like weird puppets colin ruggs he equates he's saying that calling for death is so people were saying this is free speech he's saying calling for death is most likely a threat and wouldn't be covered under the first amendment yes it would to a foreign nation to a to an army military not civilian military yeah i think it's so i think it's okay i think it's i think i'm not i'm not a legal scholar

But I'm pretty sure that that would not stand in court. If he talked about a gang in England that he wanted them dead and he openly talked about death to whatever, there would be no charges. Just like in America, all these rappers are in gangs and openly talk about killing each other. No one's talking about that like that. It's because one special group, you can't talk about their military.

Here's one more. Breaking... Oh, this is it. So yeah. So this Israel account tweets out, Jewish hatred will not be tolerated anymore. What are you talking... I mean...

What on earth are they talking about? Well, you know what that is? It's a power source to Israel to function. That's right. Their main energy source is anti-Semitism. Not oil. Not oil. Natural gas. That's right. Anti-Semitism. In the words of the great Theodor Herzl, when anti-Semitism spreads, I grow. You know, the founding Zionists. So they just took this guy or this group, Bob Dylan...

And they just dial in villain, villain, villain. I'm sorry. I said Dylan. Yes. This this would never. I know Bob villain. Bob Dylan would never. He's an old Jewish lady. You think he's going to talk about about Israel, an elderly Jewish. So they just pulled this Bob villain group out of obscurity and they've been blazoned its name across the sky. You accidentally made this guy a superstar. You think Greta Thunberg's detainment backfired into bad press?

Yeah. Kids love to go all forbidden places, including concerts. You geniuses. Nobody around the world will have would have noticed him. But now everybody on Earth is noticing him, including me. Great call. That's a great call because I never heard of the God hates F slurs church, which apparently was remember them. God hates F slurs, you know, instead of gay. Yeah. You can't even say what they were called.

But remember that church? And they'd be in the news every day. Oh, that's right. Remember that? Yeah. Yeah. And I had a joke back then about like, okay, this is just one guy's family. Why are you bothering to tell me about this? Yeah. If you shut up, it would go nowhere because the only members are one family. It's just one. Yeah, it was one family. In the same pattern. Oh, but that nailed it. The last that nails it. It's oh, he's unknown. And now we got a new thing for the kids to be mad about, but not really anything will ever change.

You guys have lost Republicans under 50 years old. So anybody who doesn't watch Fox News and is a Republican, they've lost them. And Jewish kids. Yeah, including Jewish kids. The only ones still on board are generational Zionist rich families. This is all about Benjamin Netanyahu trying to escape prosecution.

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Okay, so that's the big announcement. They charged 324 defendants across 50 federal districts for schemes that involved approximately $14.6 billion in false claims submitted to programs like Medicaid and Medicare. The operation included the seizure of over $245 million in assets.

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The whole government's one big grift. Are you kidding me? Hey, when's that new Epstein evidence where we found out he acted alone and killed him and took his own life? Then the video's coming out any day now. Is that coming, Dan?

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And I'm announcing my largest tour coming up. We're going to be back in Toronto on Thursday, July 17th. Friday, Red Bank, New Jersey. Saturday, Northampton, Massachusetts. And Sunday, we'll be in Concord, New Hampshire. That's end of July, July 17th. And then we're going to be August 3rd. We'll be in Oxnard at the Improv, Oxnard, California. Back to the story. The investigation spanned 50 federal districts.

and resulted in nearly $3 billion in false claims with over 15 million illegal distribution of pills. That sounds like fun. We seized $245 million. We charged $3 billion, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. It approached $15 billion. Results matter, he says. Talk is cheap. And this is not even the beginning of the beginning. Oh, really? This is pre-beginning.

Kurt, I haven't even begun yet and this is happening. So if you're stealing from the public or violating your oath to serve, we're coming for you. God bless America and all those who defend her. And then Ann VanderSteel, she comes right back at them, Kurt, just like you did.

And says, great job. Now what about the violations of due process for January 6th community, for the VACs injured, for the destroyed families of Child Protective Services? That's a good one. Where funding comes from HHS, SSA, and Title IX.

What about the constitutionally guaranteed rights that have been violated over and over? Where's the accountability? The evidence is all there. We expect you to ask us if you need it.

Five times August chimes in also and says, just quote, just wait. It's coming any day now. We're going to get him. You'll see it's happening. Not now, but later, like later, later, but like later, later, later. And oh boy, it's going to be something. You just wait because it's coming any day now. I was literally what spewed out of me the second I saw his dumb face. Dan Bongino. I can have a soft spot for Dan Bongino.

He's got a soft spot in his head. Butch Conner says, any updates on anything you talked about for five years until you became part of the swamp? And he retweets Dr. Simon Godek saying, COVID, no arrests. Epstein, no arrests. Benghazi, no arrests. January 6th, no arrests. Doge findings, no arrests. Russia collusion, no arrests. Ukraine impeachment, no arrests. There's no justice in D.C., only theater for the peasants. Wow, that's better than I can say it. That's why I'm...

don't care about the new AI system that they're going to bring in because it's the same ball. Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss forever.

They're all related, these people. You know that, right? Cash Patel, the FBI director, he says $245 million seized, hundreds of defendants and medical professionals charged, and $15 billion in losses prevented in the largest coordinated health care fraud takedown in history. Well done to all the states and federal partners who pushed this. Keep going, Cash. I'm about to blow. Come on. Keep going. Let me just get me over that hill with your... Uh...

Fatima Khan says, Republicans, before you vote to close one of four nursing homes, can you update us on where the people will go? Because that's what they're talking about, right? Oh, to fight in Ukraine, of course. Maybe call a few seniors in your state and go over plans for where they're going to go next. Or call the Sun or...

whose dad has dementia and tell him how he can be a full-time caregiver so they're talking about the big beautiful bill that's going to slash money in medicaid that's what they're talking about there now i can't vouch if it's one in four nursing homes can you ask grok see if grok says will one in four nursing homes be closed because of the medicaid cuts but you know what this made me think of so what he's he's he's saying that's great you caught 15 billion dollars

In fraud, what about the people who need the... So this reminded me, Rick Scott, who was the governor of Florida and now is a senator from Florida, he was the perpetrator of...

of one of the biggest medicare schemes that's right in the history of our country steph what it says no direct evidence from the provided web sources or x post confirmed that medicare cuts specifically will lead to 25 percent of nursing homes closing so there is however proposed medicaid cuts which are more relevant since medicaid funds over 60 percent of the nursing homes could significantly affect nursing homes so we don't we can't vouch for the one in four number

It's probably worse. But it might be worse. Might not be. But they're cutting Medicaid. They went after. So just to let you know. And if it was all fraud and abuse, nobody's got a problem with that. But as Republican senators have said, and Steve Bannon on our show has said, a lot of MAGA people on Medicaid. So people who work with jobs have Medicaid. So just keep that in mind.

Okay, Rick Scott was the CEO of Columbia HCA, a healthcare company that faced a massive Medicare fraud case. The company was accused and later convicted of defrauding Medicare and Medicaid and other federal programs. This resulted in a record-breaking $1.7 billion settlement for the largest healthcare fraud settlement in U.S. history.

During a civil deposition related to the fraud investigation, Rick Scott, the current senator from Florida, he invoked the Fifth Amendment 75 times. Just to let you know. So that's what that made me think of. Oh, really? You guys are going after the criminals? This guy never did time for that.

They never did. Nobody ever goes to. They just give them a fine. And guess who pays the fine? The company. Guess where the company gets their money to pay the fine? From the fraud they committed.

And guess where that money comes from? You, the U.S. taxpayer. So the U.S. taxpayer paid the fine. Nobody goes to prison. So that's a bunch of bluster coming from Cash Patel. Israel's Medicaid ain't getting cut, is it? No, Israel's Medicaid is not getting cut. Everybody gets health care in Israel. Hey, guess what? So if you Google it,

I googled biggest Medicare fraud and Rick Scott, and this is what comes up right back to back. It's kind of interesting. It's this is from June 26, 2003, from the Department of Justice. Largest health care fraud case in U.S. history.

And then right underneath it, Senator Rick Scott's thing comes up. And it said, Senator Rick Scott, Mike Braun, and J.D. Vance demand full audit of Medicare over a $2.7 billion Medicare fraud. Isn't that ironic? Oh, that's really good that he turned on the criminal organization that he was part of. It's good that Trump has him in his administration. Hey, Tony Soprano now wants all the off-track betting looked into.

Remember the FTX kid? He wanted regulation on crypto as soon as possible. That's right. Sam Bankman Freed. He wanted all this. Sure. Yeah. And Tony Soprano wants the construction business looked into. He wants all the strip joints to make sure they're on the up and up.

That's what Rick Scott. So that's what that made me think of. So this idea that you're imprisoning powerful people inside the government who went against their oath to serve is garbage because they never know. Fauci's not going to be imprisoned. Pat Collins, the head of the CDC. None of those people who defrauded and lied. They're above Dan's pay grade and Cash's pay grade and Trump's pay grade. The people in charge you don't vote for and they're in charge of the people you did vote for.

So when Dan Bongino says, so if you're stealing from the public or violating your oath to serve, we're coming through, you're not. Unless you're from Israel. Unless you're Tony Fauci or Francis Collins or the woman who was the later head of the CDC or you're the head of Pfizer or Moderna. They're not coming for, or Rick Scott, they're not coming for anybody.

If you don't have any family that is at least connected to somebody in the Bilderberg, you're lookout. They're not. They're not coming for anybody. Netanyahu, Trump said, and Trump said, working on a plan to end the Gaza war and expand the Abraham Accords.

Wow. This is so. Wow. We've come a long way from swearing by the helicopter, haven't we? Yeah. U.S. President Trump is pushing Prime Minister Netanyahu to conclude the 20 month old war against Hamas in the Gaza Strip following the success of the 12 day war against Iran. Several Hebrew media outlets reported Thursday amid calls in Israel for the same.

He's trying to pressure Netanyahu. Netanyahu, I told you they want to pin it on Netanyahu at the end because they hate him. Yes. And this is all part of getting it all on him. So if he doesn't do it, then, oh, that bad man's gone now. Luckily, good old Israel's back. The Cannes public broadcaster reported that Trump's demand to cancel Netanyahu's criminal trial was also linked to this effort.

What are they going to call their new plan? The one big genocide plan? Is that what it's called? The one big, beautiful genocide plan? The family plan? The report said that an unnamed senior Israeli official close to Netanyahu had said Trump's Truth Social post demanding that Netanyahu no longer be forced to stand trial on multiple criminal charges wasn't sent out for no reason.

It is part of a larger move that is meant to bring an end to the war in Gaza. The release of all the Haas. See, that's the whole thing, because if Netanyahu...

The reason why he keeps attacking Yemen, Syria, Lebanon, Iran and Gaza is because if wars end, he's going to be prosecuted inside Israel. And so, as Bill Clinton said and Mersheimer said, that the reason why Benjamin Netanyahu keeps doing war is because if he doesn't have a war, he will lose power and he'll be prosecuted.

And so that's why Trump is advocating for Netanyahu's pardon or non-prosecution in Israel, because that'll get Netanyahu to stop doing war, because the only reason he's keeping doing war is because he knows he's going to be locked up as soon as it's over. Wow. If you thought America didn't care about its citizens, imagine Israel.

It's good you're slavishly devoted to Israel when that piece of shit not only experimented with gene therapy first on you from Pfizer. We covered that back when it happened. He would let you hold you hostage in his country so that you're under threat so that he can get away with all the crimes that you know he did. And why I love Jews is they don't let that go with their own people. They don't. They put a lot of their performer prime ministers in jail. Never forget means ain't going to forget what he did.

So according to the source, Trump published that statement to prepare public opinion in Israel for a pardon process for Netanyahu. So just to let you know, I would sooner trust Diddy to give me a back rub than Netanyahu to foment peace. So he's going to be acquitted. So many people just refuse to realize that everything Netanyahu does is merely in service of himself.

He doesn't even believe in his most ardent supporters. He's willing to kill his own people at the snap of a finger, relying on their sense of pride to keep them from realizing it. Yeah, well, racism, your sense of eugenics and racism. Yeah.

Meanwhile, the Israeli Hayom newspaper reported that as part of the American president's plan to end the war, new countries would join the Abraham Accords and Israel would be required to commit to supporting a future Palestinian state. According to the outlet, Trump brought up the matter of ending the war during a euphoric phone call with Netanyahu late on Monday following the United States weekend strikes on Iran's underground nuclear facilities. What? What?

Why is this a euphoric like they said that to them in the interview? Nothing gets me more euphoric, Kurt, than hearing about the baby steps of World War III rattling the rafters of the world. Oh, stop. I'm getting hard. I get an Armageddon boner. And we got all the horsemen of weapons now. You notice that? Yeah.

Citing an unnamed source familiar with the conversation, the newspaper reported that during the phone call, the two leaders agreed to wrap up the war in Gaza within two weeks, requiring Israel to halt its military offensive and Hamas to release the remaining 50 hostages. I got to drop that special.

Yeah, I got to drop it. The Palestinian terror group's leadership would then be exiled and four Arab states, including the UAE and Egypt, would be tasked with jointly governing the war-torn enclave in its place. It did not identify the other two Arab states that would supposedly govern the territory. As part of the rehabilitation of the strip, any Gazans wishing to emigrate would be absorbed by several unnamed countries. Sounds like ethnic cleansing.

Netanyahu's office denied that Israel denied this report. The conversations that described in the article is in Israel. Hayom did not take place. Israel was not presented with the political proposal supposedly described in the article, and it obviously did not agree with it. So that's that's according to Israel. OK, we have no idea because they never tell the truth ever.

Arab states have repeatedly asserted that they will not take part in the post-war rehabilitation of Gaza absent Israel's acquiescence to the Palestinian Authority, gaining a foothold in the Strip as part of a pathway to a future two-state solution, a demand that until now Netanyahu has flatly rejected. Moreover, Hamas's leaders have also long rejected demands to go into exile.

As part of the plan, Trump and Netanyahu were said to have agreed that Israel would be required to express support for a future two-state solution conditioned on reforms made by the Palestinian Authority. In exchange, Washington would recognize Israeli sovereignty in some parts of the West Bank.

With the end of the war in Gaza and a renewed Israeli commitment to a future two-state solution, both Saudi Arabia and Syria would establish ties with Israel under the Abraham Accords, the report stated, and other Arab and Muslim countries would follow suit.

Saudi Arabia has long conditioned the establishment of diplomatic ties on Israel's commitment to Palestinian statehood. While the possibility of peace with Syria has been raised repeatedly in recent months as the two countries are reportedly in direct contact following the fall of Assad regime last year. So there you go.

Why don't you say the installation of Al-Qaeda? How about that instead? Right. The fall of Assad. Oh, he fell. He must be clumsy. You know, oh, like a woman with a black eye. I'm clumsy. I fell. So apparently they're going to Gaza is going to be the next 15 minute city. And by that, I mean, every hospital is going to stay up for just 15 minutes. Here's one more.

Get ready for this. So Trump has big plans for Gaza. This is the WEF Trump plan for Gaza. You ready for this? So just so funny that there's a...

The front Iran fought. So this is the Abraham alliance. It's time for a new Middle East. So this is what Trump is pushing. Called the Judeo-Christian alliance. This guy says it's just so funny that there's a guy from ISIS in the photo smiling. Oh, which one? Not the Al-Qaeda one. I'm going to guess it's this guy. Well, this guy's got a lot on his resume. Is that the guy? Is that the Al-Qaeda guy?

Well, he's Al Qaeda. And then ISIS, where is the Israelis that formed ISIS? Oh, there's Netanyahu, the guy who helped form ISIS. And let's see. So it's all the people that made up the terror. And I'm not saying it metaphorically because they were mean. They literally created the terrorists like it was covid.

This is the guy that's currently ruling Syria right now. He, up until five seconds ago, the United States had a $10 million reward for him because he's an Al-Qaeda terrorist. He was the head of Al-Qaeda in Syria. Now he's working with Trump. But they're afraid of a guy becoming mayor in New York City. A rapper, an Indian rapper. An Indian rapper. You know how reliable our Indian appointees have been in these last few years? I'm sure he's going to live up to your fears. Thank you.

So this isn't a peace deal, says Taz. It's an ethnic cleansing with diplomatic packaging. Well, that's nice. Arab nations administer Gaza. Palestinians forced into exile. Hamas removed while Israel keeps the West Bank.

All for normalization with a genocidal regime? This is a betrayal of Palestine, full stop. That's how you know it's not a religious war. Liars that go, this is a 4,000. No, it's not because other Muslims are all in. This is business. And if you think it's not business, you're a dipshit. That's right. I've had Zionists tell me it's a religious war.

Oh, people say it all the time. That's their way out. It's not a religious war. No, it's not. It's not 4,000 years old. It's since about 1948. Yeah. You illiterate. Last time Israel signed a ceasefire deal in Gaza, they violated it immediately and at least 964 times within 42 days, then bombed it into oblivion when they felt like it.

That's exactly right. Who would ever believe a treaty with America or Israel ever? America's history of treaties. Ask the Indians here how that went.

What are you talking? What is everybody talking about? I would never deal with America ever if I was not. You know what I mean? If I was in another country like that's like talking to the Illuminati. I know. Yeah. So here here this. Let me just show you this here. James Lee posted this. Trump is floating a W.E.F. back takeover of Gaza, a testing ground for a cashless technocratic new world order.

Will this bring peace and prosperity to the Middle East or the soft launch of a global technocracy? Well, let's listen. Let's listen. This is what James Lee tweeted out.

These billboards are popping up around DC and they say the Abraham Alliance, it's time for a new Middle East. Everything going on in the region right now, I wanted to know what this was all about, so I went to their website. It's a non-government political organization brought to you by the Coalition for Regional Security, and their plans are a new regional order in the Middle East. And I thought that sounded familiar. And then it dawned on me that I've heard that before at the World Economic Forum.

Which is interesting because one of their founding members, Miss David, used to work for Tony Blair, the former UK prime minister, who is now a major partner for the WEF. Some of their plans include establishing a technocratic government in Gaza, including making it a cashless society and implementing

an advanced mechanism of monetary supervision. Also something I've heard from the WEF. With it being reported today that President Trump and Netanyahu have agreed to end the war in Gaza within the next two weeks, I think it's important to pay attention to very powerful groups whose members have previously worked for the government and in intelligence and headed negotiations who may have

influence on the future of this region. I mean, these billboards aren't just popping up overnight for nothing. As always, let me know what you think about all of this down below.

So there you have it. It's a W plan to it's it's their it's their test city. Oh, the W. I guess when people go to the WF and talk and deal with them, they're part of the thing, too. I guess that's what that means, doesn't it? Yeah, that's what that means. So there you have it. They're going to a cashless society. Fine. Well, I'm already there. I use my phone to pay for things. Yeah.

It's not a soft launch. It's a hard launch. We've had the soft launch. That's right. It's a hard launch. It's worse than China. And Americans are too stupid to even know that because they never went to China and don't know shit about China. All the information comes from the Epoch Times, a Falun Gong cult. You know that? Yep. I learned that from Aaron. I know that. Epoch Times does some good work, but they are definitely what Kurt just said.

Yeah, well, you just got to know the biases up front. I think everybody understands that. But nobody wants to tell you and nobody wants to lay it out for you. But the liars will tell the truth sometimes because they have an overall lie they're working towards. Yeah. Hey, become a premium member. Go to JimmyDoreComedy.com. Sign up. It's the most affordable premium program in the business.

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