Ask, Tell, Confess: Hailee's X-Mas Plowing
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Everybody's getting so annoyed with it. People are getting mad now at the Estelle Capaz. They used to love it and now they're getting mad. I feel like it's a 50-50. People make you do that in public because they love it so much and then other people are like, I literally have to skip over the beginning. It's like, you hate whistling. It's like, I get it. I do hate whistling, so I fucking completely 100% agree with you guys.

Well, it's the end of the year, guys. This is an Ask, Tell, Confess, but we're kind of going to just chop it up a little bit and just, you know, talk about what's going on right now. We're doing the asking, the telling, and the confessing. Yeah, we're doing the asking, the telling, and the confessing today. Speaking of...

- Are we really starting this? - Haley has a great confession. She got plowed for Christmas. - I'm gonna tell my grandma not to watch this one. - Grandma don't watch this one. - She literally texted me and was like, "I've got to stop watching Ask Delcom Fast."

Oh, not grandma. Yeah. We don't have beautiful. She looked out for Christmas. No, my grandma was snatched. Yeah, I love it. That's the one you always compare me to, right? Yes. I text her. I say, why does Brayden and your grandma look like the same person? They have the same haircut. She goes, I thought it was my grandma getting out of the car at church. And it was Brayden. Do we put grandma's picture? Brayden is never going to get any pussy ever.

Brayden is never going to get laid because of us. No. Poor Brayden. Oh, no. Brayden's a little celebrity at work because of the video. Oh, really? Did we post it? We should post it on TikTok. We should make a clip out of it. Make a clip of it. Brayden. Oh, yeah. He was like, Haley, I feel like I need security now. The fucking fireplace thing was hilarious. I lost it. Why didn't you post that on TikTok?

I will. The crackling fireplace. Like, when did that become a thing? It's funny because he just said that. I said, wait, say that again. That's so him. That is so my brother. Remember, that's hilarious. So anyways, back to you getting dicked out in Dallas. Railed out in Raleigh. Tagged teams up in Tennessee. It was in the back of a rental truck. What did it say? Railroad in Austin. Butt fucked in Boston.

wait who rented the truck was this truck rented for fuck he did okay so the funny part is is i was like why didn't you guys just fuck at his house she's like we were both there to see our parents yeah i was at my mom's he was at his mom's so drunk it is or listen car sex is the best sex it actually was okay i felt like i was back in high school i love that and i warned him beforehand i said i'm not flexible

At all. So we're going to bed of a truck, a U-Haul. It's a big like GMC truck. Oh yeah. I've been pounded all through one of those. It was nice. Plenty of room. It was like a two size bed back there. Yeah. No, you got room. Trust me.

Yeah. No, it was good. It was good. It's what I need to end the year on. It's about, and go out with a bang, baby. Yeah, literally. We're proud of you. We're proud of you for taking dick and not just sucking it. Yeah. We've been trying to teach you that lesson forever. I got it in return too. The last time I had it was two years ago, New Year's Eve.

So it's kind of like a tradition. I mean, we can't break tradition. I'll hire you a hooker before I'll let you break that tradition. So yeah, Haley got laid. Mimi, you had a good holiday with your kids? Did you get laid? I got laid.

Did you get laid? In the shower. Yeah. You guys are always doing it in the shower. It's the only time my kids know not to come in. God. You know, my kids come into my bed at the middle of the night. My kids literally are always with us. Tell them to have some fucking cooth. Lock the door. Yeah. My kid knows how to pick a lock.

Which one do you think can pick a lock? Cash. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. Not Liv. He goes, I've got the key. He goes and gets like a little thing and he'll like pick the lock and open it and be like, what are you guys doing? That's me. That's me when you guys lock the door. No boundaries. Zero. God, so you guys are just fucking quarantined to the bathroom. Yeah, pretty much. They can't hear the skin slapping in there? A little quiet. You're quiet.

You guys need to go and have a wild night and just get tossed up. You need to go bring us kids. We do those staycations. It's like our thing. It's like we'll go rent an Airbnb. My kids would be watching you, Haley. Oh, yeah.

Oh, okay. I wait. We have two different conversations. She goes, I'll watch the kids. And I was like, I didn't hear that. I just heard her talking about banging. And then she says, my kids. I was like, Oh, what is happening? They don't want to watch that. You guys, I learned a new hack and I swear by it. And I'm going to teach you guys at home how to do this. I learned how to make myself.

shit the biggest logs i've ever shit i thought we weren't talking about buttholes yeah we're not talking about buttholes or shit this is self i tried to i'm giving that rule to the girls that they're not allowed to talk about too much more like you can bring it up every now and then but but this is self-help i this is under self-help because you guys know i have taught yourself how i'm talking like logs that i wanted to take pictures of and send to you guys don't do that

I will next time. Listen, I saw the hack. It was on Instagram. It was on an Instagram reel. And I was like, there's no way that this can work. But it was like Chinese medicine. Yeah, it's like Chinese medicine. And in your hand, there's acupressure. And don't look at my nails. Okay, my fucking nail girl's sick. Gina, hurry up. All right, please get over it.

- Get over your surgery. - I need to get my nails done. But anyways, there's acupressure points. Say that five times. - Acupuncture? I'm good. - Yeah, well, acupressure, acupuncture, same thing. Points in your hand. So when you're laying in bed before you go to sleep, just take your two fingers like this and go like this.

Over. Jack your fingers off? Just be really. So like I have a ring on. So just be really relaxed and go like this. And I do it 20 times to each finger. You just keep going. But you want to be relaxed, you know, because I'm having to sit up to show you guys. But just be relaxed. I'm tired after the first finger. Do it 20 times. You'll wake up and shit a marmaduke.

I don't want to poop on the way home, so I'm not going to do it anymore. Oh, it's so good. I don't have problems with that, though. Yeah, you don't. I do, though. I'm lactose. So for all my constipated girlies, if you want to shit the biggest log you've ever shit, I'm telling you, do that little trick. And boy.

boy. Okay. So you do it 20 times per finger on both hands or just one? I'm just one hand. Okay. Does it matter which hand? Your left hand? They said to do it on the left hand. You're taking your right hand and doing it. Yes. Okay. Taking your left hand, doing it to your right hand. I'm sure you could probably do it to each hand if you wanted to, but they just said that this is where that connects to here. Hmm.

Could be wrong. It was on an Instagram reel, but it's worked for me. How many times have you done this? I do it every night and I've had probably, I just got off my period. So whenever I take a leave, it throws my whole shitting system off, but I should be back on track this week. Probably about four times. And I'm talking like I could feel the logs moving through like pinching, trying to come out. It was crazy. It was crazy.

fascinating i got down to my lowest weight 156 because i was dumping logs that big pooping normally what do you how do you think it does that well because you have like pressure points in the bottom of your feet and you also have pressure points in your hand everything in your body is connected we should all go get acupuncture haven't you ever like i've had it like doing your makeup have you ever had like a reaction somewhere else

Oh man. When I like used to beat my face with like a sponge, it would like cause like twitches on the other side. So it's like, everything's connected. Everything in your body, like your whole lymphatic system, everything is connected. The body is so fascinating. Like it really is. If you get in there and like really learn about the human body, it is the most intriguing thing. I love learning stuff like that. I believe in acupuncture. Cause like, I also believe in, I don't know what it's called, but when they put the, it's not acupuncture. It's,

But like they literally go into your muscles with a needle. Mm hmm. Isn't

that is acupuncture is it yeah she used a different kind of name but like i had it done on my knee one time and it felt like someone she's like it's gonna feel like someone hooked a cold hose up to your leg and i was like okay she did it it literally felt like someone was running cold water through my leg and my knee was better within days but yeah acupuncture i've i've had it done before i don't want to get it done again because it is so it works and

And sometimes it can trigger like depression or anxiety and stuff like that. So I'm so even keel right now. I'm good. I don't want it. But if you guys want to go, I have a great lady out here who can do it for you. I would love to. Yeah. I got you. You should try it at least once. Yeah. I got you. It really works. What does it do? My dad was a marble red cigarette smoker and he,

would smoke packs of cigarettes a day. He went and got acupuncture and they put a little needle right here as a coil inside his ear on that little pressure point. And anytime he would get a craving, he would just go like this. My dad never smoked again.

I should do that for my dad. My dad never smoked again. Of course it takes willpower too, but at the same, but you know, that like took away the cravings and helped him get through. That's crazy. Well, so it's not, acupuncture isn't like what it does. It's what you need it for.

So it's like if you struggle with addiction or pain, you know, there's like certain acupuncture for addiction. Yeah. Yeah. You could do it. Like if you have a pain somewhere, you could get it for that. Or like if you have problems going to the bathroom, all that kind of stuff. Some people get it for PCOS. I've never done it. But yeah, some people do that. Yeah. Get your girl up. I gotcha. I gotcha. Speaking of TikTok though, what about, what do you guys think about this TikTok ban?

supposedly coming around the corner okay so i have to admit i didn't understand it

I thought like it was just going to shut down to the point like we couldn't use it any longer. That's not what's happening. It's just undownloadable in the app store. Yeah. So as long as it's still on your phone, you can use it and you just can't update it. No. So what's going to happen? It eventually won't be able to work. It will move so slow and get so full of bugs that you won't be able to use it. Yeah, because it can't update. I don't think it's going to get that far.

you're talking about millionaires you're talking about billionaires here okay billionaires that are not going to let something that makes them money the way that tiktok does just go i think it's a battle it's like a battle of wills right now and somebody at the last minute elon musk could come in and buy it if he really wanted well that's what i'm questioning why why won't they sell

Because of the algorithm. So they won't sell the algorithm, which it's kind of like, say you and I, it's kind of like if we sold dumb blonde. Yes. And they would be like, okay, well, we want all of your past guests and, you know, your connections and no, go get your own fucking, you know. Yeah. Like you can have the platform. You can't have our sauce. Exactly. Understandable. You know, but like.

is there not someone who wants to buy it without the algorithm yeah but that the problem is is how do you emulate something so perfect you know it just won't be the same it's anytime there's a knockoff it's never the same that's how myspace went down that's how facebook went down which by the way guys if tiktok does happen to go down go follow my facebook i have two of them one's at 3.4 million the other one's at 2.2 million i believe bunny xo type it in and then the other one is like

Just bunny. I think you can follow those pages. My Instagram is the one with the blue check at 1.7 mil and that's X OMG. It's bunny. And then what else? Snapchat. Oh, Hey, it's funny. You guys really got to go over to Snapchat. Snapchat is so great. So unhinged. You think,

you're unhinged on your backup tiktok yeah go to your snapchat the filters make it so much i haven't had a filter i could filter fish time lately i need to get back on there those are good those are good busy i've been really busy because it's like voice changing too yeah which is but you'll be like going off on someone and you're a fucking dorito yeah i love it favorite shit i love it it's so funny bro you know why i do that though too is so the news can't get a hold of it yeah

That's so smart. Yeah, because if I do it on my regular face, they're going to be like, Bunny XO sounds off on a troll or sounds off. And I don't want that in the news because it's like, I rarely do it anymore. But when I do, you bet I'm going to have a fucking filter on. Go filter fish. Actually, I went on Facebook yesterday and read some comments. Good lord. We both did. I don't know what...

Facebook comments are the fucking worst. I never read them anymore. I never read them. And then I'm reading them and screenshotting them to Jason. And then I read her status yesterday on Facebook and it was like, oh, I was in the comments. I was like, you too? Dude. And I called some lady Rumpelstiltskin. And then somebody got mad. They were like, Bunny's on here bragging that she's calling somebody names. Bitch, I called her fucking Rumpelstiltskin. Yeah. Like, I'm like,

It's not like I called her like a bad word. I just fucking called her. I don't even know what the lady looks like, you know? Mine was, someone commented hateful stuff on Bunny's... Yeah, she said, I can't get enough guests and I'm always using you to come on the podcast. The fat redhead. Right? So I went into her profile and I just screenshotted... The redhead? Yeah. I screenshotted her profile picture and commented it back when she deleted it. That's normally what I do. Not realizing that fucking Mimi is like...

my buddy and co-host. You've been doing this since fucking, uh, since I made you do propaganda with me. Yes. She wouldn't even go on camera. Go, go watch the earlier videos. It's just bunny sitting there by herself and me in a microphone behind the camera. She would not go on camera. When we first met, she would only do now I'm on here. No makeup. Oh bro. I brought you guys out of your shells. Yeah. No, you guys did it yourself, but it was definitely,

I always hid behind like filters and stuff. So to be unfiltered is something I couldn't come to terms with. Oh yeah. It was like, if you go back, cause like I was on Tik TOK when it was musically and those kinds of like platforms, but it was because I was able to filter myself or Instagram filters or whatever. It took me years to learn how to love myself without a filter. It was like, um,

What is that? Dysmorphia. Dysmorphia, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was really hard. I look back on like rants I went on that got like millions of views and I have like filters on and my cheeks are like sharp. Your lips twitching. I don't even look like myself. I'm like, how did I think that this was okay? Because you convince yourself. Yeah. Like it's so sickening. It's so weird. The best thing they could have ever done is like...

for and i go on there with no makeup on now i don't even fucking care i was upset when they started telling people that you had a filter on yeah how fucking dare they tell everyone i'm ugly but it actually you're not ugly though but it actually forced us to level up exactly they did a favor now yeah yeah i appreciate it so much yeah what do you guys think about these fucking drones that are everywhere

I don't even know what that is. You haven't seen them? No. You're telling me you don't know about the drones happening? I know about them, but I don't know. Show her on your phone. Anyways, yeah, so show her these drones that you have. They're showing up in different cities. It's getting fucking weird out here. It's getting really strange. It's getting concerning because even then... People are catching aliens, like UFOs, on their doors, their ring cameras. Hmm.

- Rashawn McIntosh shared these drone videos taken just after midnight Thursday in St. Albans, Queens. CBS News confirmed team verified the authenticity. - And they had a lot of blinking lights. - Isn't that crazy? Or have you seen the one where it like goes after it and it shoots it down and then it falls? So like one of them fell and they like, the fuck is the word I'm trying to think about? - What if it's some kid just playing pranks? - No, there's like hundreds. - What if it's people playing pranks?

I don't know. I don't know. Something in every different state. Like there's it's happening in different states. Yeah. I don't think there's a Facebook group. Yeah. There's probably a Facebook group for it. That's probably a Facebook group. That's the answer. But the fact that the government's not giving the answers, the government never gives us answers. No, they don't care about us. Awful. I just want to know what's in Area 51. I don't think there's anything anymore.

I think they've moved it. I don't think there's... I lived by Area 51. I think it's underground. I didn't live by it, but I lived in Vegas, which is literally right by it. Oh, let's not get started on conspiracies. Oh. And listen, I told you guys the first UFOs I ever saw was in Vegas when I was a kid. I saw one in Hendersonville. Green. The ones I saw were black. This was at nighttime. I was on the phone with my dad. He remembers it, too. I was literally on the phone. I was driving. I remember exactly where I was, and I saw, like, a green flash, and...

And then it like went like that and then just disappeared. That's kind of how it happened with me, except I was in the backseat of my parents' car. I was looking up in the sky. It was daytime. It looked like a fucking like.

fighter jet it was but it wasn't um it was black and then it had four little ones behind it and it literally like hovered like this and then just took off i mean i'm talking like disappeared in fucking thin air that's crazy i have a conspiracy theory i think shooting stars are people time traveling

Like, you know, you have to like time and space kind of thing. Yeah. And like the fact that we only see them for a glimpse, I feel like it's like people traveling through time and space and they're just coming in for a second into our timeline. Maybe. I think. Do you know the conspiracy about how that's how they catch time travelers is with the lottery? What? I'm playing the lottery tonight, guys. I have five tickets. I've never heard of that. What is it? Like, that's how they catch time travelers. Like knowing numbers. Because like, you know, the numbers.

oh gotcha but how would they win because you have to buy the numbers right yeah i mean yeah but like if you're from the future you would come back you already know the numbers that won that specific one and you travel back and you win it wouldn't know where it is or i don't know i'm so lost then the mega million is up to one billion tonight

Did you really get lottery tickets? I had my kids choose the numbers. Should we go buy lottery tickets? We all should. Yeah. They're $2 a piece. I've never bought an actual like lottery ticket. You can do either random numbers or choose your numbers. I chose like one of the tickets is all of us. So it's like the year we all met, the year the podcast started, 22. Oh, you choose your numbers. You can, or it's a random. So I went to one store and like they didn't have any of the ones you can choose your own. Yeah.

I think I would rather do random. Wouldn't your luck be? I did both. Yeah. Yeah. I did a random sheet. Should we go after this? I want a hundred. I want a hundred lottery numbers. Where do we get them? Gas station. Yeah. I bet you that one that we got kicked out of up the road. I'm not buying shit from them. Fuck them. Yeah. I will never support that gas station. I've never been back in. Me either. I will never go. What's the point? Yeah. Like you guys don't love us.

I don't want your gas. Speaking of drama and why I don't talk about the Brie and Grace drama drama. That's like all over my for you page right now. I never get that side of tick tock. And this is like the only thing on my page right now. Well, I'm going to speak on it. I'll send Grace the clip. And if she approves it, then we'll post it. But before all that shit hit the fan and before Brie decided to do her tell all, which I thought was really fucking just like Brie, like,

Here's my thing. You already know the internet is looking for a reason to fucking just shit on you. Like you just have that personality where people just hate, love to hate you. You go and turn that entire situation around and get people back on your side. Um, you know, with the Zach Bryan stuff and like, cause I was rooting for with the Zach Bryan stuff. Cause I came from a relationship like that. I get it. I understand it.

And I very loudly took her side and that, you know, and then you go and you fucking beef with your best friend and let Dave Portnoy convince you to fucking do a podcast. Like not everything is meant for views. No at all. And this is where my respect for grace comes in because grace was scheduled to come on the podcast. She was actually supposed to be here tomorrow. Yeah. And, um,

In lieu of everything that's happening, Grace hit me and was like, listen, I can't do this podcast because I could never just go. And one, she wasn't coming on here to show on Brie at all. No. But she's just like, I can't do that to her. Like, I would never do that to her. And that really, like, made me fucking respect her so much. But a couple of weeks before that, we saw her at Jay's birthday party and

And when I saw her at Jay's birthday party, there was a moment after the show was over and I was just kind of hanging out with her, talking to her. And Grace just looked over at me and she just had these big old tears in her eyes, dude, her little, you know, little face just, it broke my heart. Cause I was standing there with Tasha and I was like, this is my best friend of 30 years. And like, you could see it just hurt her so bad to hear that. And she was like, have you guys ever been in a fight?

And like, she's just got tears welling up in her eyes. And I was like, actually, yeah, we have. And like, I told her like all, you know, all the shit that's happened with Tasha and I, and like how we've, you know, haven't, there's been years that have gone by that we haven't talked and we've had to grow and stuff like that. And she's just bawling. I mean, just bawling.

tears running down her face and she's just like I just don't know what to do I just love Brie so much you know and I'm not gonna say what else she said about other people but and the reason why they aren't talking and stuff like that because that's her place to tell but you could tell that this um this situation between them is tearing Grace apart you know and she was just like you guys give me hope thank you um you know that we're gonna find each other again and and I was like girl

If anybody understands going through, you guys have seen me publicly argue with Monica and that was on a very small scale, you know, and to this day, I'm not going to lie. Me and Monica's relationship has been affected by that because of how she acted after. And I don't think Monica and I will ever be as close as we were, but she's still one of my best friends and I love her to death. You know, Tasha and I have been friends for 30 years. We've had numerous fights. Men, plenty of dudes on her side have came in between, you know,

our relationships and are plenty of dudes on her side have came in between our relationship as friends. And, you know, she knows now and she'll tell you like she feels so bad for it and like she wishes that she could change it. But that's part of, I hate to say it, but having really long term best friends, especially since childhood and at the age they're at right now, you know, like they don't appreciate that. Well,

which Grace does. I don't think Brie appreciates it right now because, you know, she's getting a lot of attention and it's easy to forget about somebody that's been there for you for so long. You don't, you hurt the ones you love the most, which is sad to say. Um, but I think they're going to fucking come out of this and I think they're going to come out strong and be even better friends. Granted, it could be years down the road, but I mean, all girlfriends fight. Was Brie wrong for doing the podcast with Dave? Absolutely. Dave was wrong for, uh,

Even thinking that was a good idea. Exploding the situation. Yeah. It was like really, I mean, it doesn't surprise, that's kind of his shtick, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. So it wasn't surprising that that situation happened, but it's really sad to see the emotional side of both because Grace is very open about her emotions. Yeah. And Brie is showing a whole different side of that. Yeah. And I just feel like, you know, of course, and we're not talking shit about Dave, it's just his personality.

and he's got a business to run. You know, Brie is his cash cow right now. So, and I feel in that situation, she might've been used a little bit and didn't realize it, or maybe she was just so mad that that's what she wanted to do. But our girl just signed with Alex Cooper and the Unwell Network. So I hope that, yeah, I hope that fucking works out for Grace. And you know, it's gonna, time,

will heal all wounds and you know they're gonna either figure it out or they won't and if they don't then there's maybe their time on this earth together was just when they were kids and to be able to have that bond you know but you don't have a bond like that with somebody and then not be able to get over it and speak about it absolutely yeah

Yeah. I feel like a lot of close friends end up going through it and it's so unpredictable what the other side looks like of that friendship. Cause I had a long-term friendship that I lost and you just never know how that other side is going to come out. Yeah, absolutely. Sometimes people want to work it out and sometimes people aren't healed enough to be able to put their own egos aside and figure it out. You also never want to force that person to work it out with you because you need it to work out because that's only in the end going to be a disaster. Yeah.

So that's just how I feel about it. And I just know that grace has really hurt. And I just respect the fact that she was like, Hey man, with all this shit going on right now. And you know, I'm sure it's a ploy too, because her first episode with the unwell network is going to be her talking about it, which that's a business move, which is great for her to, um, respect on, on all levels for grace though, because I just, I saw how bad it hurt her. And you know, um, you don't,

fake shit like that there was no cameras around there's no microphone in her face that was a literally was genuinely having a moment which is why i will ask for permission before i post this clip of course yeah for sure yeah well last but not least uh i learned what a tongue tie was on tiktok last night and i think i have it what what the fuck lift your tongue up you have a tie look at her tongue under her tongue does she have a tie what about hayley's tongue lift yours up that long

It hurts. Yeah, the line in the middle of your tongue. Yeah, but can you pull your tongue all the way up? Yeah. I can't. Yours can't rest on the top. You can't rest yours on the top of your mouth and open up? Barely, no. The tip of my tongue can. You put your tongue down your throat? I learned that it's a sign of autism. A tongue tie too. Fuck. Yeah. Isn't that crazy? I already knew that. I don't understand what the tie is. Is it like... It's a line. Come here. Come look at mine.

Some people have them really close to their tongue and they have to get it lasered off. Yeah. That's why they have speech impediments. Oh, is it like mine? It's a lift to lift my tongue up hurt so bad. So now I'm pissed off at my parents. Cause I'm like, why the fuck didn't they get that fixed when I was a kid? Yeah. Well, I mean like maybe they didn't know what that was at that time. Like, you know, cause I feel like later on in life, like,

I've only heard of tongue ties. I don't know what the fuck it is, but I've only heard of that recently. I never heard about that when I was a kid. Well, I've got one. I do know someone here in Tennessee nicked the wrong kid and there's a huge lawsuit for it. Damn, what do you mean? They took one of the wrong children in and cut their tongue tie. Yeah. And then afterwards it was like, this is the wrong baby. Oh, no.

No. Did you ever have speech problems when you were younger? No. Well, I couldn't pronounce my R's and my L's. And I still have a hard time with R's and my L's. You can't. Yeah. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Wow. I'm going home to check my kids. Open your mouth. Yeah. Jason, too. Like, I can't put my tongue out far either. It hurts. Can you touch your nose? No. Oh. I could never. She could barely get to her top lip.

Yours almost touches. Yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. That's crazy. Not even close. Not even close. Not even close. All right. We love you guys. See you next week. Bye.