Ask, Tell, Confess: I'm Pregnant - Is My Ex the Father?
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This is from Ari. It's a confession and an ask. Me and my soon-to-be husband, we went separated before committing at the end of last year. I may or may not have seen an ex in that time, but I am now pregnant. I've only let my man come close to the possibility. The timing is so scary, but I'm positive it's my now fiancé's just a scary thought. How do you tell your future husband when you weren't together, you were with someone else around conception?

That's rough. That's not something I would ever want to be. You just don't have to sit him down. Yeah, I feel like you're... First off, you need to do that now. Yeah. Let's not wait till any closer. That's rough. You're going to have to give a comment. I don't have anything nice to say, so I'm not going to say anything at all. And I'm not judging. I just feel like...

When it comes to babies and like being pregnant, you don't ever lead somebody on because that is fucking one. It's life changing to be able to have a baby. Yes. And two, to make somebody believe that a child is not theirs, I think is probably one of the scummiest things you could do to somebody. Yeah. So if she's really asking for help, it's a she, right?

Yes. Okay. So if she's really asking for help, then you need to come clean and be honest. Now. Now. Like, do not wait another second. I mean, it's still going to break his heart. Whoever the daddy isn't, it's still going to break his heart. But I would sit him down, talk to him, and then definitely get a paternity test. For sure. And you never know. It could be his. But at least the truth is out. And you don't want that to happen later on. You're going to have that guilt with you forever. I just wish women... Like, what if men did that to women? Like...

you know, like in a, just a fake world. What if men could have children and we're leading women on to believe that babies were theirs? Like that's just fucked up. And I'm listening. I'm girl power all the way, but that is just a fucked up situation with all this new, like DNA testing and stuff. The amount of families I've personally witnessed be ripped apart because of it. And it's like, yeah, I mean, you don't,

want that baby being born into chaos too. You're just literally passing around generational trauma to your child when you could break it before they're even born. Also like health problems like later on down the line he could think you know like

i'm fine and healthy if this guy's healthy but it's not really his dad so like you know yeah exactly that's so like the parents that wait until fucking kids get dna tests on like my ancestors ancestry and they find out that the parents aren't there to a friend of mine she found out that her two older sisters are her mom and dads and apparently the mom cheated later on so she's the baby of the family yeah not even she's not

I wasn't her dad and she didn't find out until we were in our late 20s. So wrong. My dad didn't think I was his. He made me do fucking Ancestry.com. He's the one who made me get on it. No. Bill Carter came to fucking Nashville and made me do a DNA testing with him. I did not know this. Yes. I did not know this either. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. I didn't tell you guys this. But that's when he found out like-

All his history too, right? Yeah. Okay. So he made me and I think he made my little sister do it too. I'm not positive, but he for sure made me do it. Yeah. How can you deny that you are literally your father? Oh, I know. You and your mom, like when I was finally able to like, you know, spend time with you and your mom together and then you and your dad together. Yeah.

it's crazy to me how DNA actually works. There are things cause it's like, you don't spend a lot of time. Like you're not super close with your parents at the time. And like they are, you know, coming into your life and you're like, you haven't been in your mom's life and you do things that are so similar. Just like her. Yeah. It's crazy. No DNA is fucking insane. That's why I can't wait till we have a baby so I can just watch a little me running around. Oh yeah. It's like looking in a mirror. Sometimes Olivia says stuff and I'm like, it's

so infuriating you guys are literally oh you and live are fucking twins yes a thousand percent she is me he's so funny yeah oh the thing she's loki me too yeah swear these two get together and she's like tell it to the judge sister i love her so much she's like making that um age turn right now we're going from eight to nine and that's such a monumental time eight to nine is like

She's no longer a child and she's like becoming not a teenager by any means. Tween. Tween. And we are talking about boys and, you know, all those kind of things. And it makes me.

Oh, just wait. No. I get the prequel of my child's life through you. When they hit 13, they become the fucking demonic devils. And they don't come back. No. They don't come back. Ever. They're never cute and little ever again. No. I think the saddest thing I've ever realized with Raisin Bailey was she was the... I mean, Bailey's always been a little sassy fucking troublemaker.

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Turns out she was doing coke in the bathroom because my boss at the time found residue. Of all places, you choose to do coke on a dirty toilet seat. That's the most blown up bathroom in fast food. That's what I'm saying. You choose the Taco Bell toilet to do cocaine? That early in the morning? Get at. Well, what if she did night shift? I don't know how people do cocaine and function. That's the crazy thing. I've snorted cocaine off plenty of bathroom stalls, so I can't be a hater with that.

I've even crushed up. I've even crushed up. Who knows? I've even crushed up Laura tabs and fucking snorted them off of the back of fucking toilets in like clubs. Okay. So I know, I know. Trust me. Why do you think I'm such a germaphobe now? I saw a video of me the other day, rubbing some Vegas performers. Like, like, you know how they have performers on like downtown. I'm like rubbing this guy's stomach. And then I kiss his cheek. And I was like, okay.

I was like, how did I do that? Like, who are you? Like, I would never know. God, she doesn't even shake people's hands. My problem is, is how do people do cocaine and then want to funk and function? I can't do it. Cocaine just without alcohol makes me want to sit in a corner and rock back and forth and shit my pants. It doesn't feel good. Have you ever done cocaine? No. Hey, Mimi, have you? No.

Yes. No, maybe so. No, no. Yeah. I've done it and it's fucking terrible. I don't like it. Cocaine's fucking gross. I can't do it. And I don't know how people do it unless I'm completely shit face. Then I can take a bumper. Because I was going to feel like that. That's a different feeling. Yeah. Like,

Bumper risky. Yeah. Bumper risky. I just settled in. It's crazy. Too much has happened. Yeah. But I'm serious. Like anybody who's sober doing cocaine, like bro, just take a diet pill. You might feel better. I don't know. Cocaine, just the drain, it burns your nose. It makes your teeth

them like no thank you I'm good doesn't sound like a fun time yeah and then people gotta use that bathroom too god imagine a little kid get over I will not touch anything in a public bathroom I will hover over the toilet I won't do it at all what is happening over there mom brain she goes imagine a little kid just walking in I was like yeah yeah

That's what you have to think about. Well, I will say, you guys, I used to be a big, like, last stall user because the stalls were bigger and I was bigger. You know? Okay. I'm much smaller now. I can use different... The first one has less germs. Well, yes. I did learn that on Tyra Banks one time. Yeah. Did you guys see that? Tyra Banks. Yeah. So, but...

I saw an EMT one time like make a TikTok that says I've found more dead people in a handicapped stall of anything because that's where they go to do drugs because it has the child thing. Nope. I never changed my child on one of those ever. Fuck no. I would never in a million years put my child on one of those things. They said that's where they find the most amount of drugs and the most amount of OD'd people. Well that and like you remember when it was talking about the like the giant things of toilet paper? They would clean off their needles in it.

Yeah, so that's fucking disgusting. I'm never going to use a fucking public restroom. No. Ever again. No one talks about losing weight in the things you can do. I can sit in like booths really good at restaurants now. I can use stalls in bathrooms comfortably. It's crazy the amount of things you get to do like when you make a big body transformation. Yeah, that's how I'm discovering with my husband. He's loving it. He's little skinny roll. Every time I see him the other day when he came running out, I was like,

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LOL. I got my boobs done two years ago, which wasn't too bad. Contemplating a BBL. I was wondering your experience because I'm scared and it will be painful. Well, hold on. When I got my boobs done,

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My high school weight was 140 pounds. I've always been like a thicker girl and I appreciate you saying I'm skinny. Everybody's body holds weight differently. Um, but I've always been like a thicker girl and,

And since having my BBL, it is so hard to keep weight off. I literally have to lift weights four to five times a week. I eat so fucking strict and so clean. Granted, yes, I'll have cheat meals here and there, but the majority of the time I eat really, really healthy and I'm still 160 pounds. Granted, a lot of it's muscle now because of how much I work out, but my normal range is about 155 to 160. Yeah.

And it's so hard. Like your body completely changes. It changes the whole chemistry of your body. Whereas before I was kind of like lanky and like barely had any hips on me. Now I have childbearing hips. Like that's,

I literally am so against BBLs and I don't think anybody should get them. And that fat is already going away. Like the girls who got the BBLs are now getting the lipo to remove the fat that they put in those places. That is a literal fad.

Yeah, it is. And I know everybody's like, well, you got it done. And I'm like, absolutely. And that's why I can sit here and tell you do not get a BBL. It is not worth it. One, it makes your, thankfully my doctor, doc Vegas, um, shout out Dr. Korsani in Vegas did.

did such a phenomenal job on my body. Like when I tell you he did so good, but a lot of girls are very unfortunate and it disproportions their body. It doesn't look good. A lot of the time the girl's asses don't match their legs. They look like ants. Yeah. They're shaped like wisdom teeth. Like it's really bad. Yeah.

Yeah, that's what they call it. They say that they're shaped like teeth. I've never heard that. Yeah, and I'm not saying that to clown them, but that's what they say. Yeah, I've never heard that. Cake pops. I heard the ant. Because, well, I only say ant because that was like a trend at one point. Like people were literally asking for their bodies to look like that. No, it's so bad. And...

I've seen another thing on TikTok where people are talking about BBL smells. My ass has never smelled ever. I don't know. I don't know if it's because the girls are getting their asses too big and they just can't keep up with it or like if it's just smells because it is so big, but I've never had that problem. So that's the only thing I can agree on with like getting a BBL is like if as long as you don't get too crazy, you don't have that problem.

But yeah, definitely. I don't think it's worth it. I think it's a fat. I think natural bodies are so beautiful. That's why I had my implants removed and I don't know. It's I, we, as women, we always want what we don't have. And I get that. I understand that. But I promise you, and I preach this all the time. No, what you want in your twenties is not what you are going to want when you're 45. I promise you that. Oh,

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So just if you're going to get it done, research the doctor very well. Look at what his patients look like six months to a year after they get it done. I was going to say also see if you can do it in another way. Like if you're wanting a bigger butt, you can work out and get a bigger butt.

Absolutely. You see so many girls are like, this is what I started with versus this is what I have now. And that's more controlled. You know, like you were able to add muscle in places or lose in places. Like there are other options. And absolutely under no circumstances get shots in your ass.

Do not do this. You can get, they have this thing where you can get shots in your ass now. And so instead of doing a BBL or fat transfer and these girls are getting like lumpy asses and like, it's just so bad because filler literally migrates. You don't know where that's going. There's blood vessels back there. Like you just, you guys just have to be really, really careful. Um,

And, um, yeah. So just know that if you do get a BBL, you will have an extra 20 pounds on you no matter what. It doesn't matter. And there's so many, like I am so fortunate because I've only had to have one fat transfer done and, um, one, um,

uh, high def vasolipo. And I did this in 2015. So, I mean, 10 years ago I did this and I've been able to maintain it. Most women have to do multiple surgeries because they do not have the, the, um,

You know, they don't, they don't work out. They don't eat right. They think because they're skinny right now and like the fat got taken out that they can get another one. And the more lipo you get done to your stomach, the more it jacks it up. Like, listen, I'm against plastic surgery, even though I have had everything done before.

That is why I'm against it. I was going to say you're against it because you have a personal experience with it. That's a completely different outlook than most people just never having it done and feeling some type of way about it. Yeah, absolutely. So it's probably not what you wanted to hear, but if you are going to get anybody work done, go to Doc Vegas in Las Vegas, Dr. Korsandi. He's fucking hot and he's...

just the sweetest soul ever. So sweet. You will love him. Good human man. Like just love him to death. So yeah. Great. All right, guys. Bye. You know, Mimi and I talk about this all the time. When we first started dumb blonde, it was just an idea. We had no clue what we were doing. No guarantee anyone would listen and definitely a lot of doubts in the back of our minds, but we knew we had stories to tell people to reach and we

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