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Oh, God. That was a lot. That hurt. How did I used to talk like that as a child? That's how you talked as a child. Oh, I did it all the time. My dad used to get so mad at me. He'd be like, stop it. You sound like a demon. I'd be like, yeah. It's like house bunny. God. Okay. How's everybody doing today? You're doing good. Sorry. Just going crazy over here. Okay. Got you. Remind me to never do that again.
All right. Well, you guys listen, I just want to say that everybody on Patreon has been fucking delivering. Okay. Delivering. The titles. The titles are insane too. Yeah. Delivering on the stuff. And listen, I got a couple of haters that left some, some reviews on my Apple fricking podcast reviews, talking shit about the ass talking festas. They're like, all you guys talk about is buttholes and poop. And I'm just like,
duh that's funny but it's not us it's literally people who are writing in stories you know but we try to switch it up as much as possible but also let me find another story if you see what i'm saying if you don't know how our schedule is we have regular podcasts which we took a break everybody's like i i
There's so many Ask, Tell, Confess. There's no more podcasts because we took a break. And we talked about that on the last episode. If you listen to the podcast, you would know that season eight was ending and I always take a month off in between seasons and then season nine started back. So every Monday you get a podcast.
Every Friday, you get Ask, Tell, Confess. And every Thursday, you get a throwback Thursday of an older podcast just for Apple just to listen to. So, I mean, we're bringing you guys a ton of content. And you know what? If you don't like it, don't listen. Go to the next episode. But I like to giggle, you know? And we do a ton of interviews, too. But we also like to just have time with us also. Yeah, poop is funny. Yeah.
Can't not laugh at poop. Can't not laugh. All right. Who's going to kick it off? I will go ahead. This one doesn't have anything to do with poop or buttholes. So, uh, this was just a crazy story and I felt like I wanted to share it with you guys, but her name is Chelsea. She is 30 from, I love that she gave me her ASL. Chelsea is 30. Like it's AOL and shit. Literally. I was like, I like this. All right. Chelsea 30 from Cincinnati. Uh,
She said, my daughter and I had been in the car driving home when a thunderstorm hit. While trying to make it home on a back road, lightning struck close to where we were in the grass and every hair on her body stood.
Have you guys ever seen the videos of that? Where people's hair starts standing up? Bro, if you're in a lightning storm and your hair starts to stand up, you're going to get struck by lightning or it's going to shock you.
like strike very close to you. Don't they say to get in a car though, because the rubber from the tires counteracts that shock. But you can still get struck while you're driving. Really? Yes. So no, it will not ground you. That is a myth because you're not actually touching the rubber itself.
So you can actually get struck in a car. What about a steering wheel? Isn't a steering wheel rubber? Yeah. No, you can literally not. Unless you're like really, really grounded, you can still get struck by lightning. I've actually watched a survivor video of someone who got struck while he was driving down the road. That's wild. I know. Isn't that so crazy? I'm scared. Also, I thought it was a myth about the don't take showers during thunderstorms. Do you guys know about this? No. Okay. I'm not from here.
This is why we don't know. People from the South and stuff that you cannot take a shower. And I was like, that's such crap. Like, yes, I can take a shower during a thunderstorm. That's an old wise tale. No, it's not. So if lightning strikes, like one of the pipes up the road, it will travel through the water because water conducts the energy and it will electrocute you in the freaking shower. Oh God. New fear unlocked. Are you fucking kidding me? Did you know that?
He's not from here. Oh my God. I guess that's not a West Coast thing. No, we don't tornado alley. I've seen like three lightning storms in my life until I moved here. Lightning storms are so scary.
Dude, the one the other day. I thought we were having a freaking tornado. Yeah. And you know how I got the purge shutters on the house? So when they close, they just clank, dude. I would kind of enjoy that a little bit. No. I like when it's like the rain on the tin. No, the wind makes it smack against the window. It would drive you crazy. I would like the rain on the tin roof kind of sounds. I love that. Jay loves that too. That's his thing. I think that's a Southern thing. Well, who wants to go next?
Fun facts that we didn't know. No, go ahead. I'm sure you got a butthole and fucking poop one. Piss more people off. It's on the same verge. Okay. A love so strong it tickled. Confession. Me and my situationship have been going on for six months. One night we were having fun and he was on top. I came so hard I farted on him. Played it off like nothing happened. Then afterwards he goes, damn, you came so hard you farted and it tickled.
And it tickled my balls. What? It tickled his balls. Oh, my God. I can't. She's like, I'm so embarrassed. Has this ever happened to you before? Nope. No. My butthole is sewn shut. But I did fart one time when he was eating me out. And he has never. You just got to say it was a grief.
He has never. If he was eating her out, he would know whether it was a queef or a fart. Yeah. He literally fucking will never let me forget it, dude. Bro, that is so funny. Yeah, it's terrible. I love that, though. That reminded me of Masterminds where he's like, fart right into my butthole. Masterminds, I love it. All right, I got one. This is from Nikki.
So it's a tell. So I found out the hard way that cum burns like hell when it comes out of your nose. What? I was in the heat of the moment when he finishes. I always catch it in my mouth. What a fucking trooper. What happened to hey, hello? But this time he got a little too excited and grabbed the back of my head and tried to cram himself all the way down my throat. Somehow he must have gotten bent and every bit of it went into my sinus cavity instead of down my throat.
To the point it was coming out of my nose. It burnt so bad, and for the rest of the day, I could feel it draining down the back of my throat. Bro. It can go up? That is brutal. First of all, he shouldn't have been grabbing your head that hard. Like, geez, dude. Chill out, buddy. Like, let me gag myself, you know? Like, don't fucking slam my head in the fucking... into your...
I just curved up. It must. I mean, the head must have a captain hook. Does he have a captain hook? Yeah. I was going to say it must've.
Because it curved up probably. So his dick is probably like this. You know how like some dicks go up like that? Yeah. It was probably a little Captain Hook. Oh my God. Listen, I've had Bacardi 151 come out of my nose and it gave me a nosebleed. I bet. Bro, I went to go take a shot. This is when I was like fucking just kidding. An amateur drinker. And I mean, I had to have been like 18, 19 and literally just...
Took this shot and it didn't even hit my stomach. That's how much it like just the smell and the taste of it made me like puke it out my nose. Fucking straight up bloody nose for the rest of the day. No.
my fucking nose hairs bro i did i got sick the other day and i was throwing up the other day when i say other day i meant weeks ago uh i was throwing up and the puke got caught in my sinus cavity and like my face was like on fire bulging out like you could see where like it was stuck up in this area and i had to like massage it out of my face so that it would come out
It was the most disgusting thing ever. Why? It was so painful. It was a violent throwing up situation. When was this? I was like dumping from my shot. Oh, God. Yeah. And it was coming up instead of out. It was a bad thing. It was disgusting. Yeah. Never. Highly don't recommend. Nothing about that sounds amazing. Yeah. Like every...
I literally think about taking the shot all the time. And then I think about how bad I felt. I'm like, no, I'll just fucking not have to get off. Are you? Yeah. I have to eat more and that makes me want to eat less. So I can't. Yeah. I'm proud of you though. You've been really sticking to your diet. Show your before and after. I think you could do it.
I know. I've been doing it for like three weeks now. So she was showing me a before and after of her face from January to now. This is a month difference. Okay? Side.
Wow. Look at that jawline. I love that. I have a jaw. There's her jaw. There she is. But it's just from eating good. You're eating more. The inflammation is so down. That's what I tell you. You have to eat more of this way. Because I literally don't eat or I eat one meal a day and now that she has me eating like 30 minutes after I wake up and every few hours. Mm-hmm.
Crazy. Yeah, that's what I do. Yeah, you have to. It's a game changer. Your body, you're going to drop so much weight. Yeah. I love that for you. I'm excited and I'm proud of you. Keep it up, you little slut pup. I am. I love it.
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Has anybody else got another one? Okay, we have a voicemail. Bring it on. Bring it on. We love the voicemail. My friend had been seeing this guy for a while and they haven't had sex yet. And a few weeks ago, they were hanging out and they were going to mess around. And she put her butt plug in and he started to finger her. And he fingered her to the point that it made her cum. So when her body relaxed from that,
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My gosh. I didn't listen to that part. That happened to Tasha. What? She'll tell you all about it. Yeah. So what did she have? Hold on. Let's call Tasha. I'm going to have her tell you the story. What the fuck? I'll let her tell you so that it's consensual. It's terrifying. Hold, please. Let's get it on the phone. I love the fact that she lubed up homeboy and made him fish it out. Oh yeah. Like you did this. You're getting it out. Hi friend. You're on air right now.
Oh, nice. So I was about to tell your butt anal bead story, but I decided not to because this lady called in and she had a butt plug in and her boyfriend made her come and the butt plug sucked up her ass. And I said, oh, that happened to Tasha. So tell everybody what happened to you. Okay, so I had the beads in there and I had an orgasm.
And when I come and like went all the way up somehow, my body just like sucked it up, which I there's no room. I don't know how it did it. And then I was like scared. And like the end of it was in there. And then we had to like really pull it slow because somehow it kind of like felt dry when it did that.
It was so crazy, but it was, yeah, it scared me. I never did that again. And then they had to pull it out one by one. Bloop. Yes. One bead at a time. And it was like, somehow even like the lube was like dried up when my body pumped and like sucked it like a suction. Yeah.
Thank you. I'll see you when you get here. All right. Bye. What the actual hell? Yeah. So apparently whenever you have something in your anal cavity and you come, that's why like people end up going to the ER with like lotion bottles up their ass and light bulbs and all that shit. Like that's why, because there's like some muscle that reach, because you know, your body tenses up, but it like goes inward. Like it just, you know? So yeah.
Holy shit. The more you know. That's crazy. Yeah, I thought so too. Yeah, so the more you know about anal stuff. Yeah, you know, it makes me, wow. Yeah. The visual of the boop, boop. Yeah. Coming out. I can hear it. No, literally. I can hear it. Bloop. Bloop, bloop, bloop. You wanted to talk about something? Obsessed with this new show, you guys. Ruby Frank.
Ruby Frank. Yeah. Spoiler alert. We're about to talk about this. Oh, yeah. Sorry. If you guys haven't watched this, turn it off because we pretty much told you everything that's happening. Yeah. We're about to talk about some serious stuff. So if you haven't watched it, go watch it. Ruby Frank. Talking about... We just talked about this on the last Ask to Confess about crazy moms and you can see it in their eyes. The moment I saw this woman's face, I was like, there's something wrong with her. Well, the crazy thing is with the Ruby Frank thing is...
In the beginning, when she first started vlogging with her kids and stuff like that, you could see that it was fun and she had light in her eyes and you could see that it was like something that like really brought her family together for her. And it was a way for her to start making money. Once they started making over a hundred grand a month, that's when you could see the light
from her eyes go away. And then like her husband, which is crazy to me because they're trying to paint her husband as like the sweet guy, but there's a video of him yelling at the kids because they took them to like Disneyland or something and they wanted to film. And he's like, you guys are only here because of the jobs that we have. And it's like,
These are fucking children. Uh-huh. Made them employees. The fact that she would call them employees. Yeah. And I don't know. I guess I see it in a different perspective than you do because I literally can see it in the beginning. Some of the videos of when they're babies. Yeah. There's something wrong with her. Yeah. Something off. Well, when she does finally get arrested after the fucking psychiatrist moves in and all that shit, which she's a weird bitch. She always gave me bad vibes. Um, yeah.
She looks almost like she's under a spiritual psychosis. They were definitely in a relationship. Yeah, they were fucking hands down. Jason sees the clip of them climbing the mountains and he was like, oh, they're banging. She's gay. And I was like, oh my gosh, you're right. Like that...
I don't know. I think she felt so bad about herself that she started taking it out on her kids. But the physical abuse that she was putting those kids through, she was poking them with cactuses. She was making them in the Arizona heat go jump on a trampoline all day long in the Arizona heat. Took their bedroom away. Took their bed. Like, okay, listen, let's talk about this because-
I understand punishment and stuff like that because Bailey's gotten in trouble and we've taken her door. A door off. And we've taken her cord to her TV, but we took her door because she was doing weird shit. Behind the door. Behind the door. You took away... So it was like, hey man, you don't get privacy if you don't know how to...
be normal in privacy. But you can have a bed to sleep in. A bed to sleep in. Yeah, nobody's taking fucking the kid's bed or anything like that. Like, that's fucking weird. But to not... To make your own children feel not welcome in their own home is crazy. They didn't... They felt like employees. Yeah. The kids...
are very frank that they were like, we didn't feel like children to them. Yeah. But even the neighbors, the neighbors said that they tried to like connect with her and like they couldn't. They said that all she ever did was like walk down the street with a camera. I wonder if that's how my fucking neighbors feel about me. Cause I'm always recording shit and they're like, she never wants to hang out. Like, no, I fucking don't. But it's two different scenarios. But you know, the lady had six kids. Like I don't have time for her.
I've got one teenager and cows and I don't want to hang out with anybody else. You know, I don't love how they try to paint the husband. And I do applaud him for having so much accountability in all of it. Cause he said, did I at that time? Absolutely. Do I now? No. Okay. Like, but you still are a bad person. But the weirdest part of that entire fucking story is she said, I need you to move out of the house. I'm going to move the therapist in and,
And you need to let me do this because it's some spiritual thing. And then had no contact with his own children for almost a year. Yep. And you're trying to tell me you didn't know what was going on? Yeah. Like, let a motherfucker try to tell me I can't talk to my kid for a year, dude. That's... I think he...
He was in on it and I feel like she's like, we need to come up with this story so that at least one of us will have contact with the kids while I'm locked up or something. I don't know. I feel like there's so much stuff that happened behind the scenes. The whole demonic fingerprints on the
window. I feel like she did that to try to convince them to let her move in. Well, once they found, um, once they found where she was staying in Arizona, when she had moved to the therapist's house or whatever, Ruby Frank wrote down everything that happened, like how she punished the kids and stuff like that. And she was like, we need to cast these demons out of them. And I think what was happening was she was having that affair with the therapist and she was
projecting her guilt onto her kids. And I also think she was in a spiritual psychosis because when she got arrested, she was like, no expression. There's no, she didn't talk. There was like no expression. She was like catatonic. It lights on everyone's home. Yeah.
lights on nobody's home yes i don't know it was i the moment i saw her especially like in that first clip where she's just like trying to like get the right saying which we do that sometimes we'll repeat ourselves when we record ourselves like yeah i get that but there was just something oh yeah it was so cringe i've never done that oh i've never sat there for 10 minutes i've been like oh no no i meant like when she tried to like repeat herself like to get the word out it was like almost like
like a self punishment type, like you messed up. I don't know. I'm just weirded out. I feel like anytime a family vlogger or a family show comes out, like besides, um, honey boo boo, because I feel like they kept it real. They're just white trash and you got to love them for who they are. And like, they didn't really hide anything, but like the Duggars and like all that stuff that came out about the Duggars. Yeah. Like it,
There's always just something. Yeah. There's always just something fucking weird about the family vloggers. It just has a weird like. Well, like you guys know that childhood star Ryan called Ryan's World on YouTube. He has the largest YouTube channel ever. I've never seen him. OK, so, you know, his parents just got divorced. OK, so they're a family vlogger and these people monetized their children's
I'm talking an astronomical amount. Well, in California, they passed a law. I don't know if you guys know about this law that was passed. You have to pay out your children. Pay out? So family vloggers take their kids' money. So it's like you just made money.
Yeah. It's my billion dollars. Well, in California, they're like, no, you have to pay a percentage out to the child. It has to be put into a fund for them. Right. So these people are fleeing California and that's what happened. Brian's world. Yeah.
moves to Hawaii because they don't have that law there and they no longer have to pay out their children. Well, yeah. Why would you not want to pay out your children? Exactly. Or at least put up a bank account. If they can't touch the money now, put it up in a bank account. Yeah. And so the law, and I think there's like three or four States in the United States right now that do require you pay out your children. I think it's like 17%. I'm not a hundred percent, but it,
It's like some type of percentage and the people who are paying you in advertising and stuff and these like sponsorships, they have to ensure that the money is also being paid to the child. These people are literally moving out of the state so they don't have to do it. That's insane. Can you believe that? That just shows bad intention right there. But my...
- You know, my thing is, is why do people become obsessed with these families when they know that there's so many like dark secrets behind the scenes, you know? It's almost weird. You know what it is? I bet you it's people who don't have families that admire or have grown up with big families and it's familiar to them. - Could be. - I've never gotten into it. - I've never been like a family vlogger. - No, never got into it. I've never understood the hype. - I feel like I see right through it. - It stresses me the fuck out.
Like I'm online because I want to escape reality. I don't want to fucking see it. I just want to watch cows. Yeah, literally fucking give me all the cow content you got. Did you guys see the dude strumming the guitar with his cow with the fucking, the scrunchies in her, on her horns? No.
Oh, yes, yes. The multiple colored scrunchies that got tagged in it. And they were like, please do it to Pablo. People are so mad that I put those pool noodles on him. I was mad. Don't fucking do that to my nephew. Yeah, guys, I took them right off. Let his beauty shine. It was funny. We laughed. I took them off. He did not eat them. He did not consume them.
it's okay guys crazy good i'm a friend by the way oh you know i don't know i feel like he just needs to live alone the rest of his freaking life what about you bunny why don't you get friends he's got or a barn yeah get a barn for him i got a oh i got the gothic uh the gothic garden house is coming it's getting delivered listen you guys want to hear something so funny i can't even believe i'm gonna tell the story so
You know, those gothic garden houses are fucking expensive, right? So when I found out how expensive they were, I was like, call them and tell them who it's for. Maybe they'll give us a discount, right? I didn't want it for free, but you know, maybe a fucking couple thousand dollars off would have been nice, you know, and I would have plugged their fucking business or whatever. Yeah, we'll shout them out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were like, who? Stop. All right.
The Amish do not know who we are. Oh, they're Amish. They were like, who? They have no idea. Yeah, they didn't care. They didn't care. Full price. Full send. They said, okay, and it's still going to be this much. Yeah. They're like, yes, literally. They were like, okay, yeah, who? That's nice. It's going to be fucking thousands of dollars. It's going to be more now. Yeah. Literally.
Literally. It's going to be a little bit more because you asked. I was like, you know what? I love a good slice of humble pie. Do you guys like videos online when people get hurt? No, I don't like any of that. Have you guys seen the I'm not okay video? No. Of the donkey.
no please show me there's a woman right we all got tagged in it guys there's a girl i get tagged in it yeah in high school and she's riding the donkey the donkey bucks her off and it's jelly roll playing in the background i am not okay and when she gets bucked off the donkey she puts her arm down no i don't want to see that you're tagged in it stop talking about it it's gonna show up on my freaking flip i don't you're what my flip
instead of FYP I had to make sure flip it's my flip you know how we we shortened it to give it a goog now it's my flip I don't like saying FYP that's so long like flip FYP which one would you do flip flip I love you guys to do fuck off bye