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Ask, Tell, Confess: Should Hailee Date Pauly Shore?

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Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Hello friends, welcome to Tell...

Chachi said confess. It was good to hear him though. It was great. I heard it. I heard it. Yeah. How is everybody doing? Oh, it's a good week. Oh, it's been a long time. My loves long time since I've seen you.

So who wants to kick off today's Ask, Tell, Confess at all of our sweet Patreon members? You guys send in so much stuff. Oh, there's some good shit. I had people on my Snapchat. If you're not following me on Snapchat, please go follow me on Snapchat. It's Oh, Hey, It's Bunny. Had a bunch of people. I did a Q&A over there and a bunch of people asked me how to send in Ask, Tell, Confess. Yeah, I get that in the comments all the time. I'm like, bro, you got to be a Patreon. That's the only Patreon.

people even a five dollar sub you're good you all patreon members get to be a part of this yeah totally so who's gonna kick it off i feel like we need a little update because something unraveled oh jesus give a quick update real quick from facebook dating guy give it a quick little update so i gotta actually nimi got a dm

I got the DM. I didn't, I don't think I told you that. I got a DM from a girl who says, Hey, I don't know how else to contact you guys, but I think that what you guys talked about on the podcast the other day was a guy I was talking to. And after he told me about some medical history, he ghosted me. And I don't know how else to go about this. I'm sat. Ready?

So she messaged me. Sending it to her. And I was like, oh, I have a message number two. It says, I just listened to the podcast, the episode where he talked about Facebook dating. The guy who I had matched with on Facebook dating, he bartends in Nashville, also lives in Virginia. You remember me telling you guys that he was visiting family in Virginia? Yes. Okay. Okay.

Also completely goes to me too. So I had to reach out and see if this is the same guy. I'm in Georgia though and match with him. She said, I would really hope it's not the same guy, but it sounded like him. And if it was the same guy, we both dodged a bullet because he is HSV2 positive. Hmm.

I said, awesome. Do you have a picture of him? Not shaming anybody who has that though. No, but yeah. That's something you should have been upfront about. Absolutely. When you were talking and potentially wanting to have said relationship with someone. It's just crazy to me. Like, what did he just offer up this information to her, but not you? In three days. They only talked for three days. That's what I'm talking about. Like you chose her to give the information, but not Haley. So they were obviously having more sexual conversations. Probably. Yeah, I definitely wasn't. Mine was more.

Yeah. But also he gave her a fake name. She was like, no wonder I couldn't find him because I was looking up a different name. So he gave her a fake name and now...

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Oh, so this dude is definitely in a relationship with somebody trying to hide his identity. Yes. He's just lying to everyone. I feel bad for his girl, man. Yeah. If he has one, I don't know. He's too...

I think he does have a girl. Oh, to keep lying and changing your name and your occupation. I feel he has multiple. That or he fucking just has fucking meat suits in his fucking basement that he's sewing together from each girl that he fucking makes a new victim. You know, like he's either like to be on that level of crazy and not have a girlfriend or somebody else in your life. You're...

fucking psychopath yeah you kill people for a living yeah yeah i've never faked my name to someone yeah that's so weird i mean like stage names yeah when we're pranking someone yeah but stage names like bunny or like my stage name that i've gone with you're creating a whole different personality like i that's my brand that's like the difference actual catfish the show oh yeah it's i wonder if we should call neve and get him involved

Oh, I feel like whoever he is with needs to know what kind of piece of shit he is. Yes. Yes. Like he's really a gross human. I hope I run into him. I hope I run into him. I mean, if he's, I hope you don't. He sounds like a psychopath. That's true. Yeah. Maybe not. He might want to cut your skin off and wear it to his birthday. Oh,

Okay. Yeah. I mean, he said, yeah. Yeah. It sounds crazy, right? Yeah. The first thing that came to mind was, damn, he took it that far. I remember him showing, or you showed us, he had a picture of him and his niece. I think that's his daughter. Could have been. He might be married. Oh,

wow. Yeah, I think he's full blown just having a whole secret life. That's disgusting. Why bring your kids into your fucking lies? Like that's weird. Weird thing. Even though we are speculating. I know we just created an entire scenario and this guy could just be innocently like obviously we're not that far off though. If this lady reached out and has the same story. So we're definitely on to something.

Crazy. Yeah. I hope more reach out. Much needed update. She dropped like a little sizzle on TikTok and people were immediately blowing her phone up. Oh, I bet. Tell me now. Dude, not only that, but we got an update with Monica too, but I'm going to wait till Monica comes back. A girl reached out to Monica that...

Yep. It's crazy how much we talk about on here and like the reach that we have because these people are coming out of the woodwork. Coming forward to out these disgusting humans. And I'm glad we're creating a coven. Safe space. It's a coven that like literally. That should be a new show we have. Exposed.

We need to find out what the legal repercussions can be. I would love to out dudes all day. Fucking hire us. We'll do it, man. Have you seen the girl on TikTok who does them live? Yeah. She's like, cash out me this and I'll text them right now. Yep. Yeah. But she shows their fucking profile pictures and everything. Oh, isn't there a doc scene, like, though? Like, can't you get banned for that?

I don't know. I think if you have enough money, people can come after you for whatever they want. Look at the whole thing that's circulating with Theo Vaughn. Poor Theo Vaughn. That is my favorite clip on the internet right now. Wait, what happened? Kai the Hitchhiker? Smash, smash, smash. That's Kai the Hitchhiker. He...

that Theo illegally used a clip of him and he asked Theo to take the clip down and Theo responded to him in a Theo way but he called it bullying and didn't take the clip down so dude was like okay fuck you I'm gonna take you to fucking court and tried to sue him for 30 million dollars yeah

What is up with 30 million? It's always like 30 million. Well, because what happens is they go really, really high and then you end up settling for really, really low. So that's why all these lawsuits you hear that are like astronomical, nobody ever really pays that because you end up settling for like fucking $60,000 in court or something like that. Like it's wild. Unless they have like a really hardcore case. But anyways, yeah.

Yeah. So, and then he was like defending some girl too, saying that Theo was like a bully and like, was like, you know, harassing some girl on his podcast. But then also knowing that Theo is a fucking comedian, like that's all Theo does is joke around, you know, like leave Theo. Don't ever go to a comedy show. Like leave Theo alone. You're literally fucking famous for fucking, didn't he kill somebody? Kai, isn't Kai the hitchhiker, the guy that's in jail?

Hold on. We got to Google this. Cause this is a goo. Yeah. Because that dude, if it's the one I'm thinking about, he's actually in prison, right? For killing somebody. So is he trying to sue Theo from fucking prison?

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Anyways, I heard that he witnessed the crime. Oh, oh, he witnessed it. He didn't do it. He witnessed my favorite part of that. Oh, no, he had a hatchet ranger. That's what I thought. Because he's a smash, smash, smash. And he like smash some dude. Yeah, he he went viral for taking down a man who attacked an innocent civilian. Oh, so self-defense. But he's still isn't he in jail still or no? I heard it got dropped, though.

He was convicted and sentenced in 2018. He was found guilty and sentenced to 57 years in prison. Yeah, so he's in prison right now. So it's whoever owns his rights. Yeah, he's currently incarcerated at New Jersey State Prison. So it's whoever owns his stuff. He's trying to sue Theo for $30 million? Who is his fucking lawyer? I mean, it's whoever owns his ownership of product and stuff. He killed an attorney.

Yeah. You wouldn't be able to keep the money in there. So, you know, it's like when they make new Michael Jackson stuff, it's like, it goes to the estate. So it's whatever his estate is. That dude does not have an estate. He was homeless. I know, but like someone could have swooped in some like person was like, Oh, I can monetize off this person. Sign me over all your rights. Maybe.

We would need to definitely research that. Cause all I've read is that it's Kai that's doing it. That's crazy. So I don't know, but he, Kai even said that you need to, we need to stop supporting people like this. And it's like, Theo's the most harmless fucking human in the world.

he gives us the most banger soundbites too like leave theo the fuck alone one of the funniest comedians like theo is my exact comedy type i could obsessively watch him because he is just good-hearted and so funny sweet boy too when you meet him in person like he's just so sweet so courteous and like so humble like theo like and what did he say in the clip he said i drive a ford ranger yeah i'm like bro that's so funny he's like what am i supposed to

Do you? Yes, I have seen that clip. Yeah. It's like the way that he was so upset in the call. Like you could really see how upset he was. My favorite moment with him is we were backstage at the, were you with me? The LA show with Theo? I was with Paul. Oh, oh yeah. I think it was me. Oh, I was trying to get you to hook up with Pauly Shore. Yes. And Theo's backstage. He's like, how the hell do I get out of this place? I was like, oh, I'll walk you to the docks. And then he stops midway of our walk and goes,

You think jelly's going to be okay. If I leave jelly's performing at this moment. And I was like, yeah, I'm pretty sure he's going to be okay. And he's like, all right, let's go. Um, I, I still think you and Polly Shore would be the cutest couple. Haley.

he's the sweetest man and he's that's the fucking weasel like bro he is an icon the greatest part is hayley has no idea who he was i know at all i know it's like we do and we're like paulie we're hanging out with him we get home and i'm like hayley we just hung out with paulie sure and she goes never seen a

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No, mine are depressing. I got a quick ask. All right, cool. Go ahead. Okay, Lexi wants to know if I have a ticket to stagecoach, are you guys going to be doing a meet and greet?

No, we can't do that. It's not our show. So I'm going to answer that from the business side of things. No meet and greets. No, there's like nothing like that when it comes to stagecoach. We can't facilitate things like that. Yeah, we'll wave. Yeah, you'll probably see us in the passings. You will normally always pull her out on stage.

Stuff like that. There was another question about meet and greets at post show and we don't know. Yeah. Somebody asked me that on Snapchat last night and I just told them that I'm not doing meet and greets ever again. Not that I don't want to meet people. It's just so much energy and I want to be able to pour myself into each person, you know, like, and if we do meet and greets, it's going to be a different way. Yeah. I was going to say for the book tour,

and things like that when it comes to like your podcast book touring type stuff we are going to give you guys a very vip experience yeah yeah patreon members for sure yeah that's all going to be in that kind of yeah but that's a bunny thing when we go on to do these things when it's like a post malone tour or stagecoach and music festivals we can't facilitate stuff like that i can't do it all right

All right, go ahead, memes. This is an ask. What are y'all's comfort TV shows? You know, the ones you have watched every episode at least twice, the ones you have on in the background kind of shows. So I will go first. Give it. The Office. Really? Yeah. Yeah. That's my like background noise. It's never an Office girl. Are you? You're too young. I don't know.

Not an office girl. Not my type of humor. You would appreciate the humor now. Yeah. You have to be in a certain part of your life to appreciate the office. So I don't watch anything twice. That's like a rule I have unless it's like a movie like Beaches or like, you know, like a nostalgic movie. But I refuse to watch anything twice. I can't do it. My ADD can't handle it.

Unless I watched it and just didn't comprehend it, then I can watch it again. But if I watch it and I know the ins and outs of it, I don't see the point. Like my brain gets really bored and I can't watch it. So I watch literally anything true crime. So 48 hours. You can re-watch them? No. I just let them play on a loop. Do you have a comfort movie? Comfort movie would probably be like...

The movies like the 80s movies. Beaches. Beaches. What was that movie you had? Steel Magnolias. I still haven't watched that. You had us watch with the little girl. Beaches. That's Beaches? The Best Friends. The one we watched at the beach? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I like that movie a lot. It's so good. That was so cute. Yeah. Like I love like old movies like that. So yeah, comfort movies would be like the old movies from back in the day. I love that Disney has put like a lot of the old Disney movies on there. I know. Like it takes two. Yeah. I love that movie. Good movie. Yeah. What's yours?

Two ends of the spectrum. SpongeBob and Gossip Girl. Yeah. I love Family Guy. I'll watch Family Guy all the time too. Or American Dad. SpongeBob's just running in my house all the time. SpongeBob, I just, I quote that on the daily too. Yeah. Yeah. What's yours, Jaime? Gonna have to be New Girl. You ever watch that? No, we've never watched that. You've never watched New Girl? No.

You know what? I've watched the first season. The girl who moves into the apartment. Yeah, with Zooey Deschanel. Yes. That gives Jaime vibes. I get it. It's a comedy, easy watch show. It's my comfort show. Brooke hates it, but I love it.

Does anyone ever watch- I think Jaime was a girl in another life. I think so too. Because he's so in tune with his feminine side. For sure. And I don't mean that like disrespectful because he's not like, he's very manly. But he's very sensitive. There's something said about men who were raised by single moms. Yeah. That's what it was. Jason was raised by a single mom. There is something, and I'm telling you, there is a special sparkle in people raised by moms. I mean, Brayden.

Yeah. If you think about it, the past 12 years, yeah. Yes, there's something, and I love all these. He's masculine, but he's very, yeah. They have such a sensitive side and open and acceptance of just like the world and women. It's beautiful. I love it. Or ones that have sisters. Yes. I had both of those. I can tell. A sister and a single mom. I know. A sister and a single mom. Yeah. There's something about those boys that are just so special. I love it. All right, moving on.

What?

So obsessed that I lost myself for a long time. Not that I'm being a victim. I'm still married to him going on nine years total. Yes, he did finally drop the subject, but I will never be the same mentally. First of all, ma'am, that's not a victim mentality. What your husband did to you was abusive. That's abuse. That's abuse. That man literally has a skeleton in his closet. Something triggered that and he's projecting it onto you. Somebody said something to him. Yeah.

Something happened to him. Something triggered him abusing you like that. And if I were you, I would have left him a long fucking time. Why are we still together? Why? He's probably going to do that to your kids. And he's going to do this in another subject. Behind your back. Yeah. If he's saying that to your face. Yeah.

No, there's, that's not going to end right there. Like that is going to resurface in another way. Hat may have nothing to do with that subject. He is going to abuse you again in another subject. I mean, he's seen your vagina. Like how is he going to say that you're, that you were a man dude? Like that was, he was literally bullying you. Yes. Bullying is always, yeah. And you deserve to feel the way that you do. You are right. And every way that you feel your feelings are valid. If you

If you need to go talk to a therapist to kind of work through it, do it. But the first thing you need to do is drop that fucking dud. Yeah. Fuck that dude, man. Fuck that guy. Fuck that guy. All right. Well, we're going to end it there. I love you guys. See you next week. Bye. Bye.

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