Ask, Tell, Confess: The Legend of One Ball Saul
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Welcome everybody to another... Go ahead, Ailey. You say ask. Episode. Did you say episode? You say ask. You say... Convert.

That was good. Yeah. I need a compilation of all of those for this last season. You know we're on like episode 20 of Ask, Talk, Confess already? Are we already? 20 episodes, you guys. Jeez. Crazy. I'm proud of us. We did it. I'm proud of us. Look at us. Look at us. Would you look at us? Who would have thought? Who would have thought we'd be responsible freaking people? Hey. Listen, I need to get this Ask, Talk, Confess over with because I need to get home to my farm animals. I was bonding with my donkey today and some...

person, some person, listen, I'm just going to say it out loud right now. Are you? Yep. I love you guys. And if anybody wants to come up and hug me at any time that I'm out and about, please do. That's I'm fair game.

But when I am at home in my backyard trying to bond with my traumatized donkey and you scream over the backyard fence, hey, we just moved in. I'm not going to be a nice person to you because that is my personal space. Leave me the fuck alone. What did you say back? She said, hi. And I said, hey. And I literally. OK, let me tell the full story.

I cut up apples because I was determined to get Donkey to eat out of my hand today. Today was the day. Today was the day because we've been making strides. I've been going out there every day just fucking with him.

And today he was a little, he's a runner. He's a track star. Like he literally just took off and was just running around. I got super close to him. I'm talking like I put the apple in his mouth, but he didn't know how to take it out of my hand. So it shows me he's never been hand fed before. Yeah. So I dropped it on the ground. He ate it and then he ran off. Well, as he's running off, I'm getting closer to him again to have another moment with him. This fucking lady, um,

That I guess just moved in across the way from us. Sees me in the backyard with this donkey and decides to scream over her fence. Hi. Soon as she does that, I'm ruins all the traction I have with the donkey and he fucking takes off. And I'm like, I said, hi. And she's like, we just moved in. And I'm like, yeah.

And I just kept walking because I'm just like, I'm sorry. I'm going to throw up a hard boundary with you. Yeah. If I'm in my yard. Listen, I am the nicest person. When you see me out, I will love on you. I will hug you. I'll high five you. I'll do whatever.

But I've had a couple instances like this guy who does our laundry service. I changed the name on our laundry service so that he would not know who we were. Right. This dude goes out of his way to ask me to donate money, which I don't have a problem doing. But I specifically changed my name on this laundry so that you would not ask us for things.

And when he did that, I let him know how disrespectful it was. And it was for a, it was for, it was donation for a school that my daughter already goes to that we do things for anyways. But it's like, and then they're like, you know, people get really kind of defensive when you throw, when you throw up those boundaries, but it's like, you are coming to our home.

Yeah. You know, like it's like it's one thing if we are out. I don't the minute I leave those gates. I'm all your guys's. You know, like I know that I know that if I go to the grocery store or if I'm eating dinner or whatever, come up to me and say hi. If I'm at my house, do not talk to me. Me or my donkey. Literally, especially when I'm with donkey, especially when I'm with traumatized donkey.

You know, we're in therapy. Literally, we were having a freaking moment with apples. It was beautiful. And then you come and freaking scream over the fence, lady, like go away. And listen, I, I'm probably going to get some hate for that, but you guys would be the same way too. Just imagine if you were at home and someone's like at your window being like, Hey, yeah. And you're like, yeah, it's just, it's not fair. It's like, we, we need to, we deserve,

to ourselves and our peaceful place and my backyard when I'm in those gates are my peaceful place. Don't make me build a fucking wall around our house because I will. You will. Wait. I will. She's like, I may have already looked into it. You don't remember those old dungeon doors where they have the slide and you look and then they close it? We're about to have a moat.

Literally, literally, I swear. I don't. And listen, my husband used to be when we first like got together, he would go and meet all of the neighbors. And I've never been like that. Like, I think there's two different people in every relationship. There's one person who's very social and wants to be nice to everybody. And there's one person who keeps to themselves.

My husband used to go and meet all of the fucking neighbors. He wanted to be all the neighbors' friends. I mean, all the way up until about three years ago, he would want to hang out with all the neighbors. Now, we don't want to know any of our neighbors around us, except for the two that we have that are like up on the hill. We love them.

love them they're amazing i feel like you always need at least one and we do like are the our two girlfriends already chose them yeah well they're family so it's like and they have donkeys and they have animals and then this one over here keeps watch of our house like i love her to death you know the rest of them like love you guys but don't talk to me yeah there's no reason for that don't there's no reason it gives me anxiety yeah for sure do you know any of your neighbors hayley yes

You made friends? Yeah, the people next to me. Because I warned them that I was having a small get-together. Small one? Small. Yeah. That was small? Mm-hmm. The wife is really nice, though, and she would put my packages inside my house when I was on tour. She would be like, hey, I see you have a few out there. Do you want me to just put it in so your friend doesn't have to come get them? I was like, okay, so...

They're really nice. It's a little family. And the daughter was obsessed with my like Halloween decorations. And she told me that. And once I was like done with like Halloween decorations, I set them on their front porch and I was like, yeah, your daughter can have these. And she's like, oh my God, she's so excited. I have like one neighbor that like I can trust. So happy you're not near the crackheads. Crackheads. That was a whole. That was interesting. Rough time. That was rough time. Rough.

It's never easy living next door to a crackhead because that's a party of one 24-7. You know how many times my food would get delivered to their house too? Oh, absolutely not. I'm just like, there you go. Have a good dinner. Yeah, it's on me. I don't want it back. Oh, God. That's it. Ooh, thank you. All right, what do we got for Ask, Tell, Confess today? We got some good ones. Let's talk about it. Go ahead.

I got one. Hold on. Oh, you motherfuckers always start. I'm starting this time. This is my show. All right. Hold on. I got a good one because I think one of you guys are going to fucking steal it. Ready? Tell.

Ava has a tell. I live in the middle of Amish country in Pennsylvania. Did I take yours? Did I take anybody? No, but I just love Amish. No, I'm excited. And my own... Oh, wait, hold on. I live in the middle of Amish country in Pennsylvania and own my farm and do custom work for them, like hauling animals, feed, or working farm ground. And the one farmer I was helping when my mom was still around told me that everyone called him One Ball Saul. God.

And I was always like, why do people call him that? When I was finally old enough, she told me that he castrated himself like what we do to cows with a bander. And his balls got infected and had to get the one removed all because he was tired of having kids. Now you guys see why I wanted to go first. So this man tied his balls off because he thought that would make him stop having kids.

It got the infection from castrating went into his balls and he lost a ball. So he's literally just got one ball. One ball. I mean, it's in the name. Or you're just on drugs. Yeah. I mean, you can still have sex and not have kids wear a fucking rubber, get a vasectomy. Like there's some, but don't they not believe in that? Amish people. Maybe they don't believe in that. Amish people. Oh, fuck.

Maybe they don't believe in that. There's like certain religions that do not believe in protection. It's like God's will. Like there's, you know, like a lot of Catholics don't believe in protection. One ball. So God. All right. That was my story. That was a good one. That was a good one. I didn't want you guys to steal it. Yeah, you got it. Okay. You go. No, you go ahead. Find your voicemails.

All right. Mine is also a tell. When I was 19, I worked in a bar that was a knockoff for Hooters. A fellow waitress just graduated high school and needed a place to stay, so I rented out an extra room that I had. Her boyfriend was younger and still in high school. He was 18 at the time. They had never hooked up but had been together for a couple of years. She ended up bringing a guy home from the bar one night, and the condom came off inside her. Ugh.

A few days later, her boyfriend came over and I heard yelling in the other room. They were messing around and he pulled this condom out of her full of jizz. She ended up getting pregnant from that incident.

Um, her friends took her to get an abortion that same day. That same day, she wanted to see the guy that got her pregnant. So she went to his house. Dude had the nerve to fuck her in the ass the same day as she got an abortion since she couldn't have sex. She ended up moving back home and we didn't stay in touch. I hope she's doing well. So there's that. We're just starting off with a bang. Yeah, literally.

Okay, so she was in a relationship. She cheated on him. The condom got stuck in her. She didn't smell that. I'm sorry, but your vagina will smell if a condom's left in there like that. It's the fact that it was a few days later. That's what I'm saying.

Her vagina smelled. And did the guy not be like, oh, where's the condom that I had on? I mean, they could have been drunk. The guy definitely probably knew. And he probably just didn't say anything. Still, like, you would smell that. I have a horrible fear of, like, things being left. Getting stuck? Like, stuck or left in there. I have this, like...

I'm scared of tampons. Yes. So scared. I will like triple check and be like, I took it out, right? Like, okay. Like I'm shoving my fingers up and they're like, isn't there anybody up here checking the oil? Smelling your fingers, doing the fucking stress test. No, no. But the fact that she went and got an abortion, what happened?

The fact that she went and got an abortion and then gets fucked in her ass. Like you're still hurting down there. How did you let him do like. Fuck that dude. Anesthesia makes me very horny. Okay. No, you're not wrong. You've told me before about having sex after procedures. Yeah. At one time you had a. Oh, I had a whole BBL and had my body redone and had sex. Something about anesthesia makes me horny. Lips done. Not those lips. I've never told that story before. What?

It'll go viral if I tell it, but yeah, I want to hear. I had a labiaplasty done, which I've been very open about and I've talked about and while it was healing, but we were like in our honeymoon stage. So we literally would just fuck all the time while I had stitches in very carefully. And he ripped one of the stitches in my pussy lip. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Something about being a wounded bird is like, you know, is it? Yeah. You just feel so helpless. You just want to be loved on, you know? But yeah, that girl sounded like she might've had a couple issues going on. She was very wild. Maybe she was young, super young. Could have been. Cause I know I did some weird shit. 18, 19. Oh yeah. I did some weird shit back in the day.

All right. You guys ready? All right. So Mimi, you have a voicemail for us. So you guys know that if you don't want to write in your stuff on Patreon, you can also call this phone number that you can only get on Patreon to leave voicemails and let us hear your stuff. So go ahead. This one is called. I grabbed my horse's dick.

Please press play. Hey, Bunny Gang. So, Bunny's Donkey Shalong video made me think of this. I grew up in the suburbs, but I married a cowboy rancher. So, I'm learning about the ranch life every day. And one night, we came in late from a horse show, and it was cold, so we were blanketing up all the horses and

I was blanketed in this old Gildan and I reached down. It was dark. We didn't have the lights on in the barn, you know, so I reached down and grabbed, reached for the belly strap to snap it. And when I did,

I ended up, you know, grabbing a handful of something I didn't want. And the scream, I scrunched, y'all. When I realized I didn't have a hold to that belly strap. And the way that horse looked at me, I felt so bad. I'd accidentally violated the poor bastard. Hell, I felt violated. And my husband come running in there. He said, what's wrong? What's wrong? I said, I just grabbed this horse's dick. And he was like,

what? I was like, I guess he was just hanging out. And he was like, well, they do that when they're, you know, relaxed. And I was like, well, what the hell? So anyways, it was embarrassing. And all that to say, make sure you've got lights on in the barn and make sure you always check before you reach and grab. Oh, man. I wish my donkey would let me get close enough to him. That was me

favorite voicemail we've ever gotten. That is so funny. I think I loved her voice and her accent more than anything. That whole situation was so good, dude. Man, could you imagine? Donkey, I was very shook the other day. I was like, where did this come from? Imagine he's also a mini. Somebody said something about you have to pick beans out of their penises out of horse. Okay, hold on. Nope. Wait, I got a

I got a video. No, you don't. No, you don't. You have to watch this. I watched it. I don't think I want to. Yes, you have to. Please don't make me. You have to. I watched this. So apparently horses and donkeys. Send it to me. We're putting it on the TV. Get beans. Turn the TV on. I will. Get beans in their penises. It's on the fucking Instagram. Of course, it's on your For You page. Why? Look. Did you find it? No. It's you.

It's what? The Vegas house. Why are we on Google TV? Why are you on Google TV right now, girl? Go click on that really quick. It's the Vegas house, I think. Well, we definitely sold it for more than that. Is this a show? Inside the... What? Click on this. House tour? What is this?

Shit I'd click on when I was younger. Jelly Roll and Bunny XO have offered sneak peeks of their stunning dream home located in Nashville, Tennessee, where they decided to settle down. Jelly was born and bred here, but his other half bunny is actually a Las Vegas native, where it's also reported that they own a property. In 2023, the couple purchased their Nashville mansion and began to completely renovate and customize it to fit their taste.

There is also a home with soaring ceilings, walls of glass, and stylish dark green walls in much of the main living areas. Out back, there's a huge swimming pool with inset spa and plenty of space for family and friends to relax. Jelly Roll, whose real name is Jason DeFord and Bunny XO's love story began in 2015 when they met backstage at one of Jelly Roll's concerts in Las Vegas.

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Bunny offered Jelly Roll a place to stay when he came to Las Vegas to film a music video, and their relationship just took off from there. In 2016, Jelly Roll proposed to Bunny on stage during a concert, and the couple eloped that same night. Seven years later, in August 2023, they returned to the same Las Vegas chapel where they originally married to renew their vows.

Throughout the relationship, Bunny has taken on the role of stepmother to Jelly Roll's daughter, Bailey, creating a strong bond with her. Their journey, which Jelly Roll affectionately calls a white trash love story, is one full of love, spontaneity, and deep connection.

While Jolly Roll is now a super successful country singer, the couple was together through the hard years too. These days, Bunny is the owner of Dumb Blonde Productions and hosts the Dumb Blonde Podcast, where her candid and often provocative conversations...

strike a chord with many who have taken unconventional paths in life. Her openness about her past gives her unique perspective and empathy for others. As both of their careers continue to soar, Jelly Roll says he's feeling incredibly blessed these days. Thanks. Cute. That was cute. Alright, I forgive you for showing the wrong house, lady. For all the sweet things you said. What the f-

I made. Look at that. Look at. Look at. That's what comes out. The rocks. Yeah. Apparently it's built up shmegma. Look at how my face. There's more. There's more videos. Like why this. Why this popped up on my fucking Instagram reels. I have no idea. Look at us. Look at us. Would you look at us? Look at us. Cut the films. All right. Since I started, I'll let you guys close out. Cut the films. Cut the cut. All right.

Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of I Still Confess. We will see you guys next week. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.