Ask, Tell, Confess: Toes are Tangy
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Hello, friends. Welcome to another Ashk-tale-a-confirms. Hello. Hi. How's everybody doing? How you doing? How you doing?

Doing good. We're doing good. All right, let's get into it. I feel like we need to spend the entire time reading some ask, tell and confesses. Yeah. Yeah. It's been a minute since we've actually like filled up an episode with all of our Patreon. Yeah, I found some good ones. Oh, you did? I found some good ones, guys. All right, I'm going to kick it off. All right. I'm going to kick it off because mine's short and sweet.

Jill is asking, do you guys ever fight or get annoyed with each other? You all seem so tight. I love it. You know, you would think that we get annoyed with each other more than we actually do. Yeah. We spend a lot of time together. A lot. And I see other friend groups like always bickering and stuff. We're actually really chill, guys. Literally. It's only in like high stress like scenarios like this.

But it's only like, it's you. Snappy. You'll freak out. And then we'll have to be like, Haley, calm down. It's me and Mimi. Yeah. You guys freak out with each other. But I think like our whole dynamic in general, like we are just like, I don't know. We're like family. No, we don't look at it like work. We don't look at it as like we're forced to be with each other. Like it's literally just family. Yeah. Yeah.

I swear. That's exactly it. I do. I snap easily when I'm in high stress or if I'm focusing. Yeah. But that's also just like me not liking being disturbed kind of thing. And I'll snap at her and be like, Haley, stop. Yeah. And I'll just be like...

Anybody want to order food? Yeah. Literally. But yeah, no, we don't fight. I think like if there, we communicate, we over communicate. So like if there's an issue, I'll just be like Mimi, this is how I'm feeling. Mimi will tell me how she's feeling. Haley, it took Haley a minute to communicate, but now she communicates all the time, which we love. You're great with your communication though. Yeah. So good. She's like a puppy. We had a trainer. Yeah. Yeah. I love it.

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Hold on. I got it. All right. It says, this one says, what are your thoughts on hysterectomy? I know this week on the podcast. Oh, did you? Because this week on the podcast, we talk a lot about women's health. And I thought this was a great question. So I said, what's your thoughts on a hysterectomy? I'm 42 and having one after getting my tubes removed

Is she going to fall off? I'm scared. Okay. Tubes tied years ago and having the worst periods ever. No medical reason per se, but mom had one young due to issues. And I'm curious what other women think about this. I've been on the fence for several years. So you're saying that like her mom had gotten a hysterectomy. So she's feeling like maybe she should just go ahead and do it, which I feel like.

There are other options other than the hysterectomy. Like you can get an ablation. That's another thing. You know, I hear a lot of women that say ablations are literally life changing for their periods. Then you don't have to go through the whole menopause thing. And we talk about that this week. Well, there's also this new thing that you get, which is what I begged my doctor to give me was, and she told me, no, I was too young, um, is you can get a hysterectomy, but keep your ovaries. So yeah,

you don't go through the menopause until it's time to go through the menopause. Really? So yeah, I think, I think I just take uterus and tubes. Yep. So I think whatever you want to do for your body, you need to advocate for. I, you guys will learn in this podcast coming up on Monday. Like I've had to really advocate for myself medically. Um, and,

Women, we know our bodies and we know what we need to do. We know how we're feeling. And I just feel like if you're ready for that step in your life and you're okay with never having babies again, then fucking do it. I don't think there's anything wrong with it. And do your research. Like I didn't know about keeping the ovaries. Also like the ablations, there's options. Yeah, like if you want to get a full hysterectomy too, just make sure you get on HRT. Yeah.

and make sure that you know so whenever you do have to hit that menopausal hormonal shit it's a little bit easier i've actually thought about getting an ablation just because i don't want to have my period anymore and i'm not going to have any kids so it's like why not a friend of mine had it done she said it was literally life-changing for her that like she she

Hasn't had a period. I think she said like three years now. And the first period was a little rough, but three years, no period. And she didn't have to go through the surgeries and like the ovaries, all that kind of stuff. Because, you know, I,

I'm scared only because something's messed up in there. And I found that out during my C-section. And she said, if you have a cyst burst, it can actually like close off a tube or attach your tube to your uterus. And I think that's what happened to me. Remember I was telling you guys the doctor couldn't find my tube when they went to go remove it. I think it was like a cyst burst that,

scar tissueed the tube to my uterus. I believe it. My whole shit is fucked up down there. So I get it. And that could happen to you too. Yeah, no, I get it. It's, uh, everybody's, I just feel bad for us girlies that have such fucked up uteruses, dude. Like it is not fair. Women who have good uteruses, you guys are so lucky. So lucky. So fucking lucky. But yeah, do whatever makes your heart fucking, uh,

set on fire, baby. Like if that, if you want to do that, go do it. Don't let anybody else Jade your decision because they feel like it's not ethically right. Or, uh, you know, a doctor's telling you that you can't do it. So go ahead, Haley. Well,

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then full price plan options available taxes and extra fees cement mobile for details mine's a completely different direction oh i'm sure it's switching shit assholes which one is it yeah which one is it no um this is from ashley um she has a tell she said in 2020 i moved in with my boyfriend who's now my fiance one day we were going at it in bed and i had finished

So I yelled out, "Chicken fried steak." And he was immediately turned off. So then, - Ah, the phone! - I thought it was something I would do. He was immediately turned off. So then I turned on a movie. Then went to sleep later that night. I feel something hitting my nose. I wake up to him trying to put his dick in my nose. I said, "What are you doing?" He said, "I was just bored." And then we laughed to this day.

Our friends say if she didn't leave you for that, you must be the one.

I love that. Fucking random, though. I love that. Dude, that is like a new relationship right there. That's where you resonated with that story. I'm just wondering why she came and thought of chicken fried steak. Like, what in the hell? I don't know. I kind of get it. Chicken fried steak sounds fucking fire right now. I know. Should we go to Waffle House after this? Oh, please. I'm ready. I've had a rough day. I need some fucking Waffle House, too. I mean, I think all of our crash outs deserve Waffle House. For sure. Bro, chicken fried steak. I'm down for a Waffle House run. I mean...

Let's go. What the hell? Let's go. You guys will get to hear about all of our crash outs on the podcast on Monday. Everybody's going to be like, fuck, I can't wait till Monday. This is so funny. We really let it go on this podcast. Oh, no, it was. It's a doozy. Let me tell you. So this one's pretty funny.

Okay, I have a confess. Oh shit, but please keep my name secret. Bleep her name out. Okay, so I was in my 20s and dating this guy. We will call him Bob. I was really into him and we had been dating for a bit. So we finally move furniture up to this point. We only kissed.

What in the hell? I've never heard fucking move furniture. Sex being called. Oh my gosh. I didn't get it. I thought they moved in together. Me too. That's hilarious. I'm using that from now on. We're out here moving furniture. Yeah. I go tell the kids, what are you guys doing? Moving furniture. Don't let me have fold laundry. So we are getting hot and heavy. Now he puts the condom on and it was dark in the room. So I couldn't see much.

Next thing you know, he is going to town. Flipped me over and was going at it doggy style. I was kind of freaked out because I couldn't feel anything. I asked him if he was in and he just gave this wimpy moan sound. So I just kept going with it, even though I now have the ick from him.

He finally finished and told me he was so excited I let him do anal. I was horrified at this because one, he would even try without asking. I had tried with other partners in the past and it was huge, so it was a huge no-go. Two, I never felt a thing. What the hell? I was freaked out. Now not only do I gotta finish myself off, he went in the exit only, so now he's cleaning himself up and I saw his dick.

Oh,

Oh my gosh. How do you not feel something go in your booty hole? Okay. I mean, it had to have been little. Micro. I mean a definite micro penis. Hold on. Have we read that one before? No. That sounded familiar. I've never heard that one. I remember a little dick, Bob. There's been a lot of little dicks on there. Maybe it's just a lot of dicks. Yeah. A lot of little dicks. A lot of little dick. You'd be surprised how many little dicks there are out there in the world. That's crazy. I haven't...

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Sing and do it like a microphone. See, this is why you got to see it before that happens. Make them send you a dick pic. That's why you need a dick pic first. Yeah, but what if you're coming home from the bar or something? So you feel them up at the bar. You're just feeling dicks in bars? Haley, you're a whore. I mean, not this Haley. Old Haley?

I mean, listen, I would feel a dick in the bar too. Old Bunny, for sure. But like if I was dancing up on him and I could like feel, you know, whatever, then I know. If I don't feel anything... You're just throwing it back. You guys would love old Harry. Toss it back, Tommy. Now I had a guy at the bar ask me to...

He wanted to come over, give me a foot massage and cuddle with me the other night, literally two nights ago. And I was like, I don't cuddle. I'll take the foot massage. I'll take the foot massage, but I'm not fucking cuddling. I was like, I'm no. Not the foot massage. We were talking about foot fetishes today and Jason laughed. He's like, man, I kind of wish I had a foot fetish. I said, fucking why? He's like, because girls don't walk around with their titties out all the time. He's like, but those feet

be everywhere. He's like, it'd kind of be just a turnout. I'd be looking at toes all day long. My husband has a foot fetish. Does he? Weird. Yeah, he loves toes. My feet were up today and Jason was sitting next to it and he jokingly went to go lick it and I tapped his tongue with my big toe. He freaked the fuck out. He freaked out. Oh, oh,

I'm not a toe person. I don't like them and they taste weird. I've had a lot of toes in my mouth. What? Yeah. Toes have a weird taste. I've never put someone's fucking taste a toe. I need everybody. Would you put my toe in your mouth right now? I need everybody at home to taste the toe. No, a little toe taste never hurt nobody.

Okay. I'm sorry. What do they taste like? It's like taking my vitamins with water. Tangy? They're tangy. Toes are tangy. Ew. It's just that part of the skin. They're just tangy. They're weird. I don't like them. I've licked a lot of toes. Tangy toes. Surprisingly, I don't know how I have. It's crazy. I mean, you get freaky when you're doing stuff. Do you? You're riding a dude backwards and you just lean over and lick his toe too? He goes crazy. I don't know.

How do you reach his low from that position? Listen, I don't listen. Well, sometimes they'll like, yeah, sometimes they'll curl their legs in while you're riding them and you can just kind of just lean over or I'm trying to fucking hold on for you. My fucking legs hurt, bro. I'm looking up trying to see when this is going to end. Not me. I'm fucking getting it. Let's go, baby. I would be too ticklish. I'd be like, hee hee.

That would just go soft immediately. Make him fart. The burp. The question mark fart, like burp. Good God. Guys, that was... This one's going to town over here.

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All right, you want to read one more, you guys? And then we'll skedaddle because this one's got a fucking one in the chute. I got a good one. Oh, give it to me. Go ahead, go ahead, Haley. The Secret in the Ice Cream. Oh, fuck. You ready for this? This is a 20-year confession. Oh, God. He said, when I was about 19, me and my first boyfriend and my friend were at my boyfriend's friend's house. She had been smoking weed and had the munchies and wanted ice cream. My boyfriend and his friend thought she was annoying. Well, the friend's...

The friend's dog had taken a shit in the house. He has a tiny dog, so it was a tiny turd. Let's just say part of the turd ended up in her ice cream, and I had no clue until after the fact. I was so mad and still feel guilty to this day, but I have never told her. Why did the turd end up in her ice cream? What the fuck? She's so offended right now. She's like,

You gotta tell that story, but leave out why the turd was in the ice cream. Well, because she was annoying, they said. They said she was annoying, so they put a dog turd in her ice cream. Wait, I need to know more on this. Did she taste it? Yeah, was it blackberry? Was it chocolate? How did she not know there was a fucking... She's like, why is there crumbled graham crackers in my ice cream? Mint chocolate. Why is there corn in my chocolate ice cream? Oh, God. Was it a crispy turd? No.

I can't. I cannot. Oh, yeah. Calm down. Don't let her down. She's going to pee. You caught her. All right. We got to get out of here. This dog is going crazy. Love you guys. See you guys next week. Bye. Bye.

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