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Hey guys, I need to ask you a question. I want to know why in the hell are you not on Patreon? I don't think you guys even realize how much content we have on Patreon. Let me break it down for you. We have the BunnyXO show. We have Meet the D-Fords. We have propaganda. We have more shows that we're adding.
And not to mention, we have the visuals of the podcast. Not only that, we have four tiers that caters to everybody's budget and everybody gets the podcast. There's no more excuses. Head over to www.patreon.com backslash dumb blonde podcast and sign up. Stop missing out. We have built a huge community over there, guys. I'm talking about hundreds of thousands of people over there. We even have
Live chats, live chats that I actually am talking in every single night. Last but not least, we give away gifts every freaking month. I'm talking like signed stuff from Jay and I, lives. You just never know what kind of surprise you're gonna get. It's like a Cracker Jack box. I love the community that we've built over there at Patreon. If you are already a Patreon member,
I freaking love you, dude. Thank you so much. You guys are my babies for life, my writers. If I could, I would literally make out with each and every one of you. I love you guys so much. And that's a lot of kisses, actually. Gotta go, bye. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Ask, tell, confess. Hello, friends. Welcome to
another ass tail compare how was that did we like it i like that one too you always you always come up with good ones oh gosh uh so i just want to let everybody know i'm sitting here before you a bronzed golden bubbly goddess you are progressively getting darker yeah my neck and my fucking face do not match right now let me just tell you that
I did level two today on my new spray tan machine I bought from my house and it has a three to four hour window where you, it's an express tan. So you only have to keep it on for three or four hours. What? I know. That is your, that is right up your alley. Right up my alley. Haley will literally sleep in it for three days.
I no offense to any of the girlies that does this, that do this at home, but I cannot sleep in a spray tan. No. How do you sleep in a spray tan? I know like, okay, I don't spray tan, but I have seen on Tik TOK where girls have like specific sheets designed for their sleeping spray tans and stuff.
No, no. One, I wouldn't want to smell that all night while I'm sleeping too. I would feel so dirty and grimy. And if you happen to just sweat a little bit in your sleep, you're already in stuff. Not even running. Just the smell that would emit off of you. There's no freaking way. No. And I just want to tell you guys for the record, getting a spray tan and washing it off four hours later after getting it on is the same as sleeping in it. Yeah.
Haley would argue that, but I believe it because I've watched your spray tans look perfectly fine after washing it. Yes. Like you don't have to sleep in it all night. I couldn't sleep in all those chemicals. This is the only like real chemically thing I do to my body besides Botox. And I couldn't sleep in it. There's no way. No, I don't want to jump out of my skin. Bunny had me spray tan one time.
And it looked like someone literally shat through a screen door. So we're not doing that. She goes, you want tan? I said, no, no, we're going to get you in the tanning booth. Okay. Yeah, we have to. I may. You got to give it one more chance. Can we spray tan you? Yes.
I've never done it before, but I am down. Will you spread your cheeks in there? You can do that. Spread the old Mike Honchos. Oh yeah, I bend over and spread my cheeks whenever I get sprayed. I can't stand the lines under people's asses. I'm just tearing everybody up today. But you know the lines, the tan lines that people get under their ass cheeks? You never have that if you bend over and just fucking spread your cheeks. While it sprays, be bent over and then as the spray goes up your back, stand up.
You know, instead of just having that fucking flappy flap underneath. Now I'm good. And I got a whole lot of ass. So if I fucking had those white fucking marks under my legs, oh, under my cheeks, it would be down to my fucking kneecap.
So, you know, I can't do it, dude. I can't fucking do it. This is great. I love that we opened the segment with this. Yeah. I'm enjoying it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So speaking of segments, we did something new on Patreon. If you're a Patreon member, you know that if you guys want to partake in the show every week, all you got to do is just subscribe. And I think you can subscribe any tier and you can do this. Everyone gets to be a part of Ask, Tell, Confess. Welcome to the community. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this week...
Mimi had a great idea of asking people if they've ever worked in the fast food, if they've ever worked in food service to give us all of their secrets. Like, was the food fresh, prepackaged or what? Was there something that would make you never eat there now? What's the worst thing you ever saw someone do to a drink or food? And we promise to keep everybody anonymous. And let's just say...
I'm never eating out again. I never, ever, ever want to eat anywhere. Anywhere. I'm already weird about shit, but now it's fucking confirmed. Every restaurant I even slightly enjoyed was on the list.
Bro, it's fucking rough. We might even do this for two Ask Sal Confessors because it's crazy. There is well over 100 comments already and I only posted this last night. Yeah. I can't imagine how far this is going to go because it is definitely trending on our Patreon right now because even people are going in and reading the stories. Yeah. And commenting under... It's a lot, guys. No, it's brutal. Why don't we... You go ahead and kick it off. All right, you kick it off. So this one...
Again, we are keeping everyone anonymous because I did read some of these that you guys are currently working at these places and you are sharing their secrets. This person isn't currently working there, but they used to clean for a dining, like a very fine dining restaurant in Greektown, Detroit. I don't know what Greektown, Detroit is, but I know never to eat there now. An hour before closing, they got a table. I watched the cook grab rice out of the garbage with just...
scoop the rice out of the garbage and put it on someone's plate. Disgusting. I about puked. FYI, don't eat at the Parthenon if you come to Detroit. Oh my God. I am such a weirdo about things that enter the trash are never to come back out of the trash. Jason knows like if even if he was to accidentally just throw something, he's like,
On top or I have a weird, weird thing about things that enter the trash can't come back out. Yeah, same. I don't like it. You just scooped someone's rice and put it on their plate? Bro, that's so fucking gross. Like-
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So this lady said, Oh, Lordy Lord, I've been in the service industry for about six years and I've seen some questionable things, but this may be the icing on the cake. When I was a manager at the sports bar, it was closing time and two of my coworkers were there. I said my piece and left.
I had to turn around because I forgot my phone, and I noticed that the cooler light was left on. I walk in, and those two coworkers were scissoring each other in the cooler. I was shook. Let me fucking tell you something. I have never seen scissor sisters in real life, and that was a sight to see. Long story short, the bartender was engaged to one of my husband's best friends. He was outside waiting for her in the car.
While she was scissoring in the fucking freezer. Scissor me timbers what? Yeah. Could you just imagine the juices splashing everywhere? Because I mean, they don't cover everything in deep freezes, I don't think. You know, sometimes they have lettuce and stuff just laying around.
But my thing is, is like your husband's outside. Why not invite him to join? Why not take it home? Why do it in the cooler? I mean, whose vagina can get wet in a fucking cooler? Could you imagine frostbite on your pussy lips? No, I could not like that beef jerky lips. No, no, thank you. I don't want that. Yeah.
A little shriveled up lips. Just all shriveled up pruney lips? Like, who was that? There's nothing warm and inviting about a cooler. I mean, maybe it's hot and heavy and they needed to cool down a bit. But here's my thing. Were they using a toy? Was there something in between that they were scissoring together? Or were they just mashing hootenannies? I think they were just mashing hootenannies.
That doesn't feel good. I've done it before. It doesn't feel good. There's nothing that feels good about mash and hoot nannies. Imagine mash and hoot nannies on the mash taters. It's just so wrong, bro. No. It's so bad. No. Okay. I will tell you though, when I was going through these stories, I didn't even read that one. The amount of things that happen in a walk-in freezer. Yeah. Yeah.
is very disheartening it's kind of scary because you can get locked in there too like it's is there not an escape button i don't know i'm not sure i know a couple people have died in freezers yeah there's a couple people have died in freezers oh you know what yeah someone died at walmart by my house one time my first dead body i saw was at walmart she she fell behind the milk what yeah what do you mean she fell behind the milk i don't know they just found her behind the milk
I used to work at Walmart and like back there in that cooler area, you can for sure. If you died in there, it's going to be a while before anybody finds you because it's just stacks of milk. She died the night before and I was shopping that after that next afternoon when they were wheeling her out. Wow.
That's crazy. So she had like a medical emergency. I don't know whatever happened probably or slipped maybe like if it's wet back there. Can you imagine that your final resting place? Oh my gosh. Right by the oat milk or something, you know, just. Oh, well, I don't drink milk. But by the way, you guys both worked at Walmart. Yeah. Yeah.
Hey, we work at Walmart. That's what's up. Walmart gang. That's crazy. Gang gang. Hated every second of it. This one said, I worked at Sonic in high school and I watched a girl pull a tampon out and throw it in the trash and then put her hands into the ice bin where the drinks are made just to eat the ice. They would also wash off the cups that fell on the floor and reuse them.
This is why I won't eat fast food unless I'm like going through like severe PMS and just have to have something. I literally, if I order something from a fast food restaurant, I will open it up and peel it apart to dissect it before I'll eat it because I don't trust motherfuckers, dude. I mean that you're just,
Out there not washing your hands after you're out there pulling tampons out in front of people. Yeah. But my thing is, is like, why would you not have the same consideration for other people that you would for yourself? Are you doing that for yourself?
That's what I yourself. Do you go home and do that? I mean, that just might be one of those nasty habited people. That's like, you literally do that at home to yourself. Yeah. The amount of times I wash my hands is sickening. I mean, like, I kind of feel like it's a little OCD, uh, like, especially if I'm cooking. I don't know if that about you, but like, if, if I touch something while I'm cooking, I'm like, the water's kind of running. I just every two seconds. Yeah. Yeah.
It's weird. Raw chicken and stuff? I'm always washing. I wash my chicken. People think I'm weird because I wash my chicken. Oh, I got so much hell on one video because I said that. Yeah. They were like, you spray salmonella when you wash chicken. Listen, I've been washing chicken all my fucking life and I'm fine. Okay? I don't want to fucking eat slimy ass fucking chicken, bro. Okay? Wash your ass. Wash your chicken.
Okay. That's how you got to do it. Can we name this podcast? Wash your ass and wash your chicken. Yeah, please. Because I'm tired of it, dude. Listen, when you open up that wrapping of chicken,
First of all, there is nothing but like yellow slimy juice in there. And you're telling me that you don't want to wash that off. You want to fucking just that that adds to the flavor. Does it give it a little zing? Like I don't want it. I would rather fucking wash my chicken than deal with that. I will say we also saw what happened to the butterball turkeys. What happened? Remember they were fucked? Yeah.
Who fucked him? We covered that on a segment. I remember, but who was fucking him? Like the workers. But it was like while they were alive though, right? Yeah. I mean, I don't want someone's juices all over my juices. Yeah. No. And you never know what it is, dude. Like it's just too much. It's too much. I don't like it.
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When we were 14, my best friend and I used to work at Tim Horton's drive-thru, Prince Edward Island in Canada. I was about to say that's a Canadian thing. And we used to make a special pot of coffee every shift for the biggest perverts and pricks that used to repeatedly come to the drive-thru and try to pick us up. So we would all take turns spitting in it and we would let it sit for the whole shift so it would be so strong you could walk on it.
And sometimes we'd leave dead flies in the bottom of their cups. And we also would give the diabetic guy sugar. Oh my God. That's a crime. This was back in the day when we were not allowed to accept tips. And there used to be a man that came through and thought he was Elvis. And his wife was Elizabeth Taylor. Every single time he'd buy one or two coffees and pay with a $50 bill or a hundred dollar bill and tell us to keep the change.
Luckily for us, our managers like to be out back smoking all the time and would leave us alone and we'd pocket that cash and make enough in tips from that one guy to pay for our booze for the whole weekend. And then we used to also make an alcoholic who was a regular customer go to the liquor store for us and meet us at our cars after work.
We didn't realize he was an alcoholic. He used to keep an empty Labatt's blue 24 case cardboard box in his front seat right next to him. We're from a town with one set of stoplights that was just installed that one year and one restaurant and one drive through.
It was very rural and everyone was from the country and everybody drank and drove back in those days. So we figured he was always just having a beer with us. But later we realized that that was where he kept his eight tracks. We just thought he always had a buzz on all the time. We went on to work at other establishments in our lifetime. And of course, we would have the same regular customers at those spots as well.
This woman is spilling the tea.
The moral of the story is don't fuck with people who handle your food. If you don't mind, it's probably best you keep my name confidential. Please, ladies, if you use this. Of course, we would never sell you out, but holy shit, lady. I think there was like, there was attempted murder in there. There was fucking. You confessed a lot. That was a lot. Tampering with cops.
attempted murder yeah this was crazy yeah an alcoholic yeah how did he fit the scheme of things i don't know oh they were 14 and he was buying that alcohol another illegal all right yeah okay you just admitted to a lot of crimes baby luckily we are well on the street so we're not gonna we're not gonna tell you you know we're not snitches but uh that was a lot to take in i i
The diabetic, giving the diabetic sugar. That breaks my heart. That hurts my heart because that's fucking scary. You know, like I get it. Unless he was doing something really malicious to them. But is it worth trying to kill somebody? You know? Okay. Well, I don't think it's worth trying to kill somebody. I think if somebody is being mean to you, of course, spit in their burger, put a fly in their fucking coffee, whatever. I guess if that's the type of shit you want to do, but yeah,
Don't fucking try to kill the diabetic, man. It's like the... Have you guys seen? We got a lot of these also. It's like when people are rude in like the Starbucks drive-thru, they give people decaf instead of regular. I'm like, I never would have thought to do that. Like these people have to like be sitting there scheming to... I don't know. I guess you're... I never worked in fast food. So this was like all very eye-opening to me. Yeah.
of like how much control these people have. Oh yeah. No, it's wild. I've worked in fast food. I have, my first job was at fat burger and I never fucked with anybody's food. I can honestly say I never, ever, ever fucked with anybody's food. And then, um, I worked in like a couple of ice cream shops and, but I would never fuck with people's food. I was just scared. I just didn't want to. My dad was a chef and he always said, just never send your food back. Yeah. It's the only thing he always told us. And I don't think I've,
almost ever sent food back. I think I've sent like a steak back to be cooked a little bit longer. It was like still fucking mooing, but I don't send it. If it's bleeding out on my plate, I'll send it back. I don't send anybody any food back and I always will order something new. Like I'll be like, no, bring me, I'll keep this here.
bring me exactly I don't I don't send stuff back yeah typically this girl worked at a steakhouse that gave fresh rolls with butter that people just loved the guys in the back used to rub the rolls on their balls before they took them out to customers just for no fucking reason eat free bread people I just ruined my day if someone rubs my Texas roll how like Texas Roadhouse rolls on their balls I would be so mad
Just one pube, just sitting on the buttery roll.
Just one little gleaming pube that's just in like a spotlight when they sit it on your table. I just talked about how much I loved bread at lunch the other day. You asked for bread fucking ever. You asked for bread everywhere we go. That's my favorite thing. And now I can never. I don't understand why they're fucking rubbing their balls on people's fucking bread though. Like everybody needs bread. Thank you. Like, no, it's like that. That's rude because nobody even pissed them off. It's just fucking people going to enjoy dinner. Yeah. Why are you going to put your fucking.
I'm fucking balls on my bread. Nobody wants your fucking hairy nads on our bread, bro. Ew. All right. I'm fucking thoroughly disgusted. I'm never eating out anywhere ever again. I worked at Hardee's in high school when I dropped out at 16 and was a heroin addict because the owner was my dealer and he also owned a strip club. They would legit shoot up right next to the food.
Some tweakers would scratch their face over the food. No one but me wore gloves, was just a fucking cesspool for junkies, and so many older people ate there every morning like a morning ritual. After about a week, I quit because that was so overwhelming for me with OCD, and it made my heart break for all the people that ate there.
A few months later, I went to the strip club he owned, and after about an hour, I realized there was no one ever on the poles. It was a strip club, but it was just prostitutes that were full-blown tweakers, and one was his own daughter. Never talked to my dealer again, and after that, because what in the actual fuck is going on with that dude?
what that's crazy you're just scratching your scabs over the food bro i will fucking beat the living daylights out of somebody if i ever saw that happening you know this also makes me question the people who witnessed this happening and don't that's what i was just about to say this would make me beat the daylights out of somebody especially if it was somebody who witnessed it and just let it happen you're i feel like you're just as bad yeah like you were you're
condoning that kind of behavior and witnessing these people consume this food. Those little old people don't know any better. Like, you know, like the little old men who always go down to the They got like a fucking chunk of heroin or something in their food, you know, or like, or like, what if them, one of them has like,
A disease. A disease. Yeah. An STD or something. Like in that bloodstream and the... Oh, how sad. You could take that person out. Yeah, bro. Like you guys, please, if you're listening to this and you ever have the urge to fuck with somebody's food, don't. Don't do it. Like... Don't. I get that there are people that are assholes and I get that fucking, you know, you want to get back at them for...
making you feel less than but honestly you're stooping to their level when you when you do shit like this if you see it yeah stop people when you see it don't treat people like that even people who are fucking rude to you be nice to them smile at them they might need that fucking smile they're probably being mad and mean to you because they got their own shit going on yeah which doesn't give them an excuse but still it's like you know fucking two wrongs don't make a right yeah
All right. And that's our Ted talk. Don't put your balls on my bread. Yeah. Mimi's still mad about the ballie bread. So mad. Oh God. I'm never eating out again. I love you guys. We're about to go on a two week run. I'm not, I got meal preps. She does. She's got an entire box of meal preps. I've got meal preps for everybody. If you guys want some. All right, guys. We'll continue this next week. Love you. Bye.