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- All right, gentlemen, coming to main stage next, this is Bunny. Get up there, she's got a tornado of titties coming your way. Get those dollar bills ready. She's got an ass that shakes like Michael J. Fox. So get up there and throw, throw, throw them dollars. - Dude, that is fucking iconic. What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of "Dumb Blonde." Today, we have the sexiest Super Bowl streaker to ever live sitting on the couch, Miss Kelly Kaye. How are you doing, baby? - I'm so good.

I'm a Tennessee girl, I've just never been to Broadway. So, yeah, we went to like Kid Rock's bar. That was the funnest. I'm really good friends with his girl, Audrey. Love her. I love her.

Do you? I'll tell Audrey. She'll love you. They'll love you. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, we just like walked around and went to a bunch of bars and took like two shots at each bar. So. Oh, fine. Was there hella people down there?

Not really. You're lucky because every time I've ever gone to Broadway, it is like fucking wall-to-wall packed. You can't get in anywhere. It's like a mini version of Vegas, but country. Yeah. Have you ever been to Vegas? That's where I'm from. That's what I said whenever we were driving by there this morning. I was like, this looks like Vegas in the daytime. Yeah. It literally looked like a little Vegas. Totally. It's like a little fucking tourist trap down there. Yeah. So for people who might not know who you are,

your little Instagram thought like me. I love it. We're both Instagram thotties, but what kind of catapulted you into the spotlight? I guess if I could say kind of like made people feel

Kelly Kay. I think the sneaker game really like started off my career as an Instagram like model or whatever. I did like very like viral photos and like Supreme and like hypebeast sneakers, newest sneakers, stuff like that. So a few of them went viral. So I was like gaining traction from that.

I love sneakers. I just got into the sneaker thing like six months ago. My husband is like so into sneakers. And for the longest time, I was like, why would you pay so much for fucking sneakers? And now I'm like shopping on StockX all the time. I'm like, I want these. I want these. I love sneakers. Yeah. And then I don't

I don't know how it happened, but I met Vitaly. I don't know if you know Vitaly. I don't. He was like a big YouTuber. He was really crazy. He did pranks and stuff. Oh, I bet if I saw him, I would. Yeah, yeah. And he was like, you should run on the field at the Super Bowl. And I was like, all right. I was like, I will. And he was like, no, you won't. And I was like, no, I actually will. I'm crazy. So what game was it that you guys were at? It was last Super Bowl. I think it was the Chiefs.

in the 49ers maybe? I can't even remember. I was there for like five minutes. The game was like going for like five minutes and I jumped on the field. And so you literally just went there to run on the field. Yeah. So walk me through this. How are you feeling? Were you nervous as fuck? So nervous and I was sober. I fucked up. I chugged a beer right before but I should have chugged like 10. Yeah. But I like

blacked out when I did it from I think all the adrenaline and the fear. Next thing I know I'm like tackled and I still was kind of blacked out and then I was like being escorted out. Did they tackle you like rough? Yeah. Oh shit. Yeah I'll show you videos. Yeah we could insert clips of it. Oh my god.

Five motherfuckers like on me, holding me down. And I'm like tiny. I'm like, yeah, you are beautiful. But I was resisting. I was like biting and stuff. She said I was resisting. I was biting. That is so funny. Yeah, I was pissed. I was like, I need to get on the field.

So were you naked on the field? No, I had a hot pink bikini on. Yeah, I had this dress custom made with Velcro on the side so I could just rip it off. Oh, I love that. But I didn't get the dress off in time. So when I was getting escorted out, I just all I could do is like in handcuffs. I just like lifted up the dress so you could just see my ass in like a pink bikini. That is fucking iconic. Yeah, that's like a story that you can tell your fucking grandkids one day. Yeah, you know, grandma did.

I showed my ass on the field. I bet the players loved it. I don't know. I didn't get any DMs after I was so surprised. That was my next question. I know. They were probably scared. They were probably like, fuck, the commissioner will come after us with a DM or something. Yeah. I didn't get banned though, so. Yay. Well, that's awesome. What did happen? Did you end up going to jail? Yeah. Yeah. They detained me for like nine hours in the bottom of the Hard Rock Stadium before transferring me to jail for like a day.

Oh, my God. It was awful. For nine hours? Yeah, in a cell. And, like, more girls just kept coming and coming as the game went on. They were just, like, arresting people. Why were they arresting them? Trespassing, like, being drunk, stuff like that, stealing. And it was just all women or was there men, too? Yeah, there was a cell next to us that was men, but our cell was just women. But it was awful, dude. I was, like, in that bikini. The dress was, like, kind of, like, ripped up at that point just from all the, like,

tackling and everything. So I'm like sitting on this cold, hard floor for like nine hours. They wouldn't give me socks or anything. I was, I was pissed. What the fuck? That's insane. Yeah. Yeah. Well, let's take it back to you're a Tennessee girl. Where are you from in Tennessee? I'm from Knoxville. Yay. So that's about two hours away from Nashville, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm from like a really small town outside of Knoxville, but I just say Knoxville so people know. What was baby Kelly Kay like?

A hellion. Just natural born rebel. Yeah. That's how I feel. I'm Aquarius. So literally, I came out the womb fucking just ready to raise hell. A rebel without a cause. Yeah. I was going to ask you what you are. I'm a Gemini. Oh, cool. You're actually my soulmate sign. Oh.

Aquarius and Gemini. My best friend growing up was a Gemini. She passed away. Rest in peace, Grace. Love her. But yeah, I always had a thing for Gemini women. I don't like Gemini men, though. Gemini men are fucking weirdos. Yeah, they're crazy. Yeah. Me and Kanye have the same birthday. If that says anything about me, I'm very manly.

You're my kind of crazy. I like it. Yeah. So growing up in Knoxville, like what was your family life like? Childhood? How much childhood trauma do you have is really what I'm trying to ask. Girl. So much childhood trauma. We'll just like skim over it. But my mom had me when she was 20 and she was a single mom. My dad was a crackhead literally. And he like wouldn't stop.

smoking crack so my mom left him um was your mom an addict too no oh okay no she but she partied a lot and she worked a lot so my grandma kind of raised me um and then when I was 10 my mom found my stepdad and they got married and had two kids right so I went from like

having my mom all to myself. So, like, having to share with three other people. And I hated my stepdad at the time. So, I was, like, very rebellious. And I started doing drugs and running away and just all of these things. Because I felt like I was the black sheep. I was the only one without their last name. Like, I was just, you know, 10 years older than my brother and sister. So, I was just, like...

the black sheep of the family so it definitely I still am and I revel in it because I'm the most successful yeah absolutely I think that's how it goes you know you have to be different to be successful yeah like you have to be yeah absolutely yeah and also being a black sheep you learn to never ask for shit right and fucking get it on your own right you know so I think that makes us powerful in our own right oh yeah I started working at 14 at food city um at fat burger

Look at us now. Look at us now. Right? Yeah. It definitely made me very independent and showed me kind of just how to maneuver life and on my own, you know, because when I was getting in trouble and stuff, my parents didn't support me. Yeah, absolutely. They weren't having it.

and my mom kicked me out when I was 18, put like literally all my clothes in trash bags and put them on the front porch and was like, get the fuck out. Wow. Thanks mom. And I, it was really fucked up because I was in an abusive relationship and he lived with us at my parents' house and he actually threw me through the wall.

And that's what got us kicked out. We both got kicked out. And I was like, wait, he just threw me through the wall. You're like, kick him out. Don't kick us out together. But after that, it was like kind of tragic. Like I like got into drugs really bad. I was doing prescription pills. I mean, so I did. I had it spent with Xanax and Laura Tubbs. I loved a good Laura Durv.

I've never heard of that. Lortab? Hydrocardone? Oh, yeah. Hydros. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was doing like Roxy's, Oxy's, Opana's. Oh, yeah. Really anything I could like get my hands on. And then I was homeless at like 18 to 19. I was like sleeping at anybody's house. I could have sleeping at the trap houses at the drug houses.

And then a couple of my really good friends passed away and I actually like got out of it in time. Like thankfully nothing bad happened to me. But I did, I lost like people really close to me and I was like, this just isn't right. You know, like this is just not, this isn't it. So I stopped.

And then I started experimenting with psychedelics after that. Yeah. Which, you know, they're drugs, but I ship psychedelics. We are on a shroom journey right now. We do shrooms to help with our depression and anxiety and stuff. Absolutely. Yeah. Microdosing is amazing. You know, they're like making it legal in Colorado. Yeah, they decriminalized it. Yep. It's decriminalized pretty much on the West Coast, except for like Nevada and Cali, I think. But yeah, Tennessee is going to be like the last place.

This motherfucker, the Bible Belt. They're the most judgmental people here because I'm from the West Coast. So, you know, it's so liberal out there. And then I've been here the past six years because of my husband. And I'm just like, holy fucking culture shock. You know, like it's crazy. Yeah. I love Tennessee because of the nature. Yeah. People are like, they're nice. But yeah, they're like hella judgy. Yeah. People. Yeah. We're different. Yeah. No, I love you because you're not the norm of like Tennessee girls. For some reason, Tennessee girls out here. I've had a hard time.

like making friends because they're so judgmental. Like they don't understand this lifestyle. Yeah. You know, they think that you should get married and let your husband take care of you. And where I'm like, no, I need my own bag. I got to do my own shit and I don't care if I got to show my butthole to do it, you know, quite, quite literally, literally. Yes, exactly.

So you got into psychedelics and then after that? Yeah, I did like acid, like I swear, like every weekend for like a year. I was like, you know, into the music festivals and stuff. That probably helped you get sober off pills. It did. It did. And not saying maybe that was good, but my journey was amazing. And, you know, maybe a little excessive, maybe a little, maybe a lot of ecstasy, but I fucking love ecstasy too. I think that's the only drug I'd probably do now.

Yeah. I kind of did some the other weekend. Anyways. Yeah. And then, I don't know. It was just like, all right, I'm done with this. Like after a year, I felt like nothing bad happened. I just, I felt like I downloaded everything that I needed to. Right. And I went completely sober and I went to school for skincare. Yeah.

for two years i like worked and just got my shit together and saved up a bunch of money and then i moved to cali and i started managing two medispa's there i started doing bottle service and then not bad for somebody who got kicked out at 18. what was it like moving to la was it like the miley cyrus song where she's like what is it born what is it the miley cyrus song where she talks about stepping off the plane and she's like in tennis shoes and everybody's in heels and it's like glamorous

You know, I think being a Gemini helps a lot. I feel like I'm a chameleon. I can adapt very well in situations. Well, trauma too helps you with that. You learn how to read a room very quickly whenever you have to be on eggshells as a child. Yeah. Yeah. I was honestly so excited. I packed up my car and I drove 20 hours straight to get to California. And I just woke up one day and you were just like, fuck this. No, we had it planned. It was like me and my ex, the guy I was dating, we dated for like 60

years we moved the one who threw you through a wall different okay yeah no fuck that guy he's in jail oh good yeah fuck that guy um but yeah I was just so excited to go I drove literally 20 hours and I had to stop in Albuquerque so I didn't die but um yeah you know sleep and then I just like kept driving and

Going there, I felt like I did really well. I think being Southern helped because I stood out because I was different. I was actually really nice. I think that's how I got the jobs that I got because getting into the bottle service industry there, you have to know somebody. Yeah. That's how it is in Vegas too. Yeah. Yeah. And I didn't know anybody. And I just went and I had my little Tennessee accent and I got the job. Well, you're beautiful and you have a good...

energy to you. So any club owner that sees you is going to be like, this is a fucking gold mine. Yeah. Idiot to let her walk away. Yeah. Yeah. And so I was there for seven years and I did. I do feel like I kind of like lost myself and then found myself again. But I also think that's like anybody in their 20s or anybody moving to a new city. I actually had like the best experiences of my life there. Yeah. But

I feel like it's not really experiences I can share with people because, you know, those people really aren't in my life anymore. All these like glamorous trips and all these things that I got to do, I don't regret them. And I'm so thankful that I got to do them, but I want to make memories now with people that are going to be in my life forever. Yeah. You know, that makes sense. Yeah. Being in that industry out there too, you know, like I'll go back to the West coast all the time because that's my home. That's where, not my home, but that's where, um,

I grew up, those are my roots, you know? But I go out there and I'm out there for like a week and then I'm just like, fuck, why am I here? You know, because- Really?

It's like you miss it and then you go back to it and you're just like, fuck, it's just such a different life. Where here it's like a little bit more peaceful, slow paced. Everything out there is about image. It's about money. It's about what you can get from who and what, which is fine because that's where we've gotten in life, you know, because we have that mentality of like, you know, a hustler mentality. But at the same time, like,

Now that I'm older, it's like I just search for that peace. So I just come back to Tennessee. And you moved back to Tennessee, didn't you? Yeah, I've been here for like six months. And yeah, it's exactly what you said. You know, you go there and like I love going to L.A. All my friends are there. And, you know, there's a lot of opportunity and work and stuff. But that's really all there is there is like opportunity and work. Like the first thing people say to you whenever you get... When you meet somebody in L.A., they say, what do you do? Yeah. And if what you...

do doesn't benefit them then they just turn their back on you yeah and they don't care then nobody out there has a soul no yeah it's very yeah it's very like surface level and empty and so I think that in my spaces in between working I want to be fulfilled and not feel empty absolutely and the last year that I was in LA I mean it was COVID and stuff but I like I didn't do anything like I just traveled a lot but I would go to the gym every day and I would go home

Yeah. You just kind of keep to yourself. Yeah. And I was like, why am I paying so much to live here when I literally like go to Tennessee, be around my family who I hadn't been around in seven years and like just kind of like start over and have this peace. Yeah. And be a normal person. Like I love being in Knoxville where I am. Like it doesn't matter what I look like when I go to the grocery store or the gas station. I told Mimi that whenever I'm on the West Coast to go to the grocery store, you have to like be somewhat presentable here. I look like a fucking vagabond.

Yeah. Like legit. I only get dressed to do my podcast. That's it. Other than that, I look like fucking sloth from the Goonies when I wake up, you know, like it's just so about image out there. Yeah. How did you get into the sex industry? Like, you know, the only fans is the sex industry. Were you did you ever have like sugar daddies before or did you ever like were you in the game?

At one point, because I was. I was a Vegas call girl. Everybody knows that. My whole podcast is about this. But I was a stripper for 11 years. We love that. Yeah. Go off on me. Turned a few tricks in my life. Go off. But I feel like that's what Vegas and LA kind of like...

That's what happens, you know, out there. You grow up idolizing fucking strippers, especially in Vegas, because it's so glamorous and because that's the lifestyle out there. So did that suck you in whenever you were out in L.A. or were you already somewhat in the industry doing online stuff like webcam or anything like that? Yeah, I didn't do anything, honestly. I never had a sugar daddy. I did have...

like a list celebrity pay me like 50 grand in a full year yeah I've had a few of those so like keep quiet but I honestly developed a friendship with him and then I tore my ACL and had to have two knee surgeries so he like helped me you know he was like I appreciate you being like

you know, as cool as you are, blah, blah, blah. But he wasn't a sugar daddy. I think the, I did a couple of poker games, but that was still just like, yeah, weird. The guys are weird. Yeah. They do that in Vegas. Every fucking put, I've had, I had a couple of poker players that were my sugar daddies.

they're the weirdest breed of human. Dude. Like they're so off up here. Like, but I guess you have to be off up here to be able to fucking deal with cards. You know, like it's just, it's like a rain man type situation, you know? And they're just like, they're some of the rudest people I've ever met too. Oh my God. And cheapest. Yeah. I went, the last one I went to, they were like smoking Roxy's in the bathroom. Oh yeah. I was,

They brought out like a brick of cocaine, put it on the table. And then like we're all like snorting cocaine and then guns got brought out. One good dude just got out of prison. I was like, I'm out. I'm never coming back. You're like, I'm not going to die over a poker game. No, it's not worth it. Yeah. I really think it was Vitaly. Honestly, Vitaly had Vitaly uncensored. This was before OnlyFans popped off. Gotcha. And...

I made friends with him and like went on a couple of trips with him and did these like uncensored vlogs for him. And then OnlyFans, you know, I started hearing about it. It started getting bigger. And I met one of the top creators like at that time. And she told me how much she made. And I was like, can you say her name or no? Yeah, it was the Naked Philanthropist. Oh, OK. Yeah.

Yeah. She's beautiful. Yeah. She's so pretty. Like a little fairy. Yeah. Just gorgeous. Yeah. We actually got introduced through like a mutual friend and, um, I was just curious and she was very honest with me. And don't you love that though? Because a lot of girls in this fucking industry are not honest about

anything like especially they don't want to share their tips they don't want to fucking help other girls like it's really it's a fucked up game you might have found a crew of good girls that actually want to help you but in this and I I'm like the mother hen everybody comes to me for advice because all the the girls that ask for help are

Nobody wants to help them. Yeah, I don't like that. Yeah, me either. I'm a team player. Yeah, same. There's enough money and enough subscribers. Yeah. Enough followers. Yeah, that's how I feel. I think that's probably why we're also very successful is because you have to have that mentality. Yeah, totally. You know, like sharing is caring. Yeah, for sure. But yeah, it wasn't even a question after that. I was like, what the fuck?

like I've been broke my whole life I've worked like my ass off the last like four years the first four years in LA like I'm working many many spot during the day bottle service at night yeah to barely get by I was like fuck this let me let yeah let me start doing this shit and I started out on Patreon I think actually we have a Patreon that's where my podcast um actually you can see it oh cool cool cool yeah but I was so weird I didn't know what to do I started like

rubbing food on myself is like how I got started. I think we're all weird whenever we first start making content because we don't know what is good and what's not. Yeah, I'm like rubbing popsicles on myself. But I would pay to see that actually. There's a fetish for that. We had to do a video one time where I sat my ass, my big fucking oiled up ass in a cake. Oh, we love that. And it was frozen by accident. So I'm trying to smash the cake and it's fucking frozen and just my big ass is sliding everywhere. It's like the people

that like the bread on the face. Yeah. Or the, it's called splashing, right? So you just sit in things and people, you might want to do it, man. I'm telling you, people are really into it. I kind of like graduated from the rubbing the food. Me too. I shove everything in me now and fucking fuck on camera with my husband. So yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And I remember I was doing that before I met Kaylee, but when Kayleen told me that and everything she did, that's when I moved to OnlyFans. And I started out slow and, like, you know, did nudes and then started, like...

masturbations and then like sucking on dildos. And then she was like, Kelly, like if you just go all the way, you're going to make so much money. Yeah. And I was like, I bet you were making fucking great money even. Yeah. Because when we first started out, I didn't know what to post on OnlyFans either. And I made like a hundred grand my first couple months. Just fucking my first month we made like what? A hundred. Second month was like 80 grand. And I wasn't I was posting fucking nothing. Yeah. You know, so I think people just

you, when you're just putting yourself out there, even if you're just showing a nipple, men are subscribing to the situation with you. You know, like they, they're your fan. They just want to touch you wherever, you know, or, you know, talk to you wherever. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but then I just started going all the way and,

I haven't looked back. That's what I did too. Honestly, like I didn't really know how to handle it, especially because I'm single and I want a husband or a boyfriend. And I felt like over the last year, like guys just don't take me seriously because I did OnlyFans. So I was kind of insecure about it. Like, of course...

Like, promoted it or, like, talked about it or whatever. But, like, yeah, that place in my heart where I wanted somebody, I was like, damn, did I fuck up? Like, am I making the right decision? It might be the dudes that you're going after because I had – before Jelly, I got into – I was in a really bad domestic relationship. And the guy used to fucking give me the hardest time about being in the sex industry. Mm-hmm.

And then I met Jay and Jay was just like, you know what, baby, you can do this now, but you're not going to do it forever. And he has loved me even when I was a working girl and fucking graduated to the only fan shit. And he supports it. He fucking thinks he's a cock star now because he gets to be on it. You're going to find that guy who is just meant for you and is going to embrace you no matter what. Yeah. So don't give up and don't ever feel bad for what you've had to do to survive. Yeah. I love that. I love that. I recently just,

became that woman who was very proud of it and I'm a big believer in energy and I think my insecure energy that I was putting off about OnlyFans was probably attracting the wrong kind of guys but I feel like now that I embrace it and I'm very proud of it and I walk the walk and talk the talk with it and if a guy even like

doesn't like it one second, one red flag, okay, you're out. Yeah. You know? I do think there will be somebody... I just don't know where they are. They'll come. They're going to come whenever you... They'll come in the right time. They'll come whenever you least expect it and just manifest every day. Just put it out into the universe what you want and the world...

The earth gives it back to you, man. Yeah. That's what I always say to my whole team is like, just put it in the air and we'll fucking, it'll come back to us. Absolutely. Speaking of dating, you've dated some interesting characters. Can we get into that a little bit? Yes, ma'am. So did you, you're so cute. So you never dated Tiger, right? No. Or you guys were just friends? We were just friends. Yeah. And how was that? He seems like he would be just a ball of fun. Is he fun or is he serious? He's,

He's fun. He's quiet. He's a Scorpio and I'm a Gemini. And so I'm like all the time. He's just very quiet and very reserved, but really respectful and so nice. He does like to have fun. Like we like went on yachts and ATVs and stuff. But one day he told me he was like, why are you so weird? I was like, that's probably what he likes about you, though.

Probably like why you guys have such a good friendship because you might bring him out of his shell a little bit. Yeah. Which is so weird because of what how he raps and the stuff that he raps about. Yeah. You would think that he would fucking be a little more like outgoing. Yeah. He's yeah. He's super nice, though. Yeah. Not the typical rapper. I've met other rappers. I was like, whoa.

you know, but just obnoxious. Yeah. Obnoxious or rude. Like I met, who's the rudest so far? I met young thug. Oh gosh. Baby. We're standing outside of a club and I was so drunk white girl. And I'm like, Oh my God, I love baby.

And Young Thug looks at me and he was like, how old are you? And I was like 26 at the time. And he's like, you want to go to the studio? And I was like, yeah. And he was like, get on the bus. Oh, yeah. And so we went to the studio. She's like, and so I went. And so I went. I love Lil Baby. Oh, yeah.

And so was he rude whenever you guys were there? Yeah, they're just like not nice. Oh, yeah. But I mean, I feel like that's like typical rappers. Yeah. Well, bringing it back to Tyga. So you guys did. You were on his OnlyFans, right? Yeah. How did that work? I met him out of Vixen Chute.

I didn't even know what Vixen was. My friend was like being the photographer for it and he invited me. And so I met Tyga there. He asked if I wanted to come to Palm Springs and do all this stuff. And I was like, yeah, absolutely. And he was just starting his OnlyFans. So he had posted like a couple pictures, like topless and stuff on there. I've never been on his OnlyFans. I have yet to lurk it. It's...

It got wild. Yeah. I think I was the first girl he fucked on there. Oh, wow. Okay. Yeah. How's his wiener? Is it big? Yeah. It's way too big. It was like hurt big. It's always the fucking skinny dudes. Yeah. The really skinny dudes always have the big wings. Yeah. Yeah. She said MGK. We'll get to him in a minute. Yeah. Yeah. So we filmed for that, you know, we

we filmed for only fans and he tagged me and he put me on his Instagram. Like he helped my old Instagram grow. Like I probably gained like 200,000 followers from him posting me on there. Do you think you could reach out to him now and just be like, Hey man, I got deleted. Will you shout me out? He wouldn't because of his girlfriend. Oh, I didn't even know he was in a relationship with him. Yeah. She's really crazy. She's, she said he, he punched her. She like had somebody punch her in the eye. Okay. Okay. It was not him. He would never do that. It was not him.

I vouched for him. I know it wasn't him. Yeah. I think she fucking had her mom punch her in the face or something. But yeah. She probably did it herself. Probably. When bitches are crazy, they'll take a shoe or they'll take a hammer, fucking do anything they can to put bruises. I've seen a couple of my girlfriends get crazy. Okay. Yeah. So I didn't know he was even dating anybody. Yeah. So you did. So you did his first scene. Was that your first scene too? Like with boy girl? I don't think so. No. Okay. I don't know though. Cause it was.

No, no, it wasn't. I hadn't done a lot of boy girl, though. Yeah. But that just like exponentially blew up my OnlyFans and my Instagram and stuff. So it was super, super helpful. And then I kind of like sourced girls for him. Yeah. I brought my girls around so they could collab and stuff. And we all just had like a really good time. Awesome. I love that. And so you guys are still friends. Yes. Whatever. That's awesome. I hope he doesn't mind me.

him on here. I don't think you're saying anything bad. No, I'm talking like the utmost respect. Yeah, totally. So you did just mention MGK. How did you meet him and when did you meet him? I met him at the club when I like, I think I had been in LA for like a year. And, um,

I was this little skinny girl from Tennessee. No lip filler, no extensions. Just beautiful though. I guess. I like the way I look now. I like the way you look now too. Thank you. But I'm sure you were beautiful all natural. Yeah, I look back at when I first met him. I'm like, he's really fucking sweet. That's so sweet. But I met him at the club and I actually left the club with him. I got off of work and we went to a party. The club that you were doing like bottle service? Yeah.

and um we went out and i had loved him growing up like that was like my dream yeah so i was like wigging out whenever he was at the club and then i don't even know how i started talking to him but i think i approached him or he approached me or something um we left and then i went back to his house and i didn't fuck him the first night and he was like didn't know what to do because he's like mgk and he gets pussy whenever he wants oh i'm sure um

And I was, like, still with my ex at the time. We were, like, going through a breakup, but we still lived together. So I went home to him. And then I hung out with him the next night. And it was just over from there. We hung out all the time. For, like, four years, we were, like, on and off. Would you say that you guys were in a relationship? I mean, four years is a long fucking time to just be hanging out. Yeah, I...

I mean, I think we were like dating in the beginning in my eyes. Like I would go to his meetings with him and on set of roadies when he was working on that show. Like I spent a lot of time with him. He was getting this like crazy acupuncture, like being healed and he wanted me around for that. So I think those like intimate moments. Yeah.

I would say we were dating. Does he have a lot of trauma that he's working through? Is that why he was doing the acupuncture? Yeah. Yeah. I kind of gathered that from an interview that I watched with him. And I think it was Megan Fox. Yeah. Sure. But where they talk about like all the the ayahuasca that they've been doing in the shrooms. And I was just like,

somebody's hurt in this situation that they're very damaged but i'm really glad that they're together because i feel like megan fox is a healer and she's like done a lot of like spiritual things so i know she's helping him through yeah i get i get that same vibe from them too everybody says that they're twin flames but i think they're soulmates twin flames means it's going to be a lot of pain yeah you know and there's a lot of separation so i would hope for her sake that they're not twin flames even though she says they're twin flames i'm like i

I don't know if you really want to go through that, lady. Like, Twin Flame shit sucks. But, well, that sucks that he has... I kind of gathered it because he seems like he's a prick, kind of. He's friends with my husband. Yeah, he's friends with my husband. They know each other just from being in the rap game and stuff like that. But, yeah, he just seems like he's not pleasant. He's a Taurus. My whole team is Tauruses.

No offense. I love girl Tauruses. No, me too. Yeah, I do now. I didn't think I did. Yeah, they're dickheads, dude. He was just a dickhead. But I do think he has a lot of trauma and ego and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, we were on and off for like those four years. It was like, honestly, just got to the point where he would be like enema and come over. Literally. What does that mean? Enema? Enema. And come over? Yeah. What does that mean? You know what an enema is? Yeah, totally. But I'm like, what the fuck does that mean? Like he wanted to do anal. Yeah.

and he would be like in a minute come over my kind of guy no I'm just kidding I fucking anal dude I have hemorrhoids I can't fucking do it there's no way my butthole will hurt um that's how I got my hemorrhoid he literally fucked me in the ass on the back of Logan Paul's g-wagon what okay wait a second scroll back hold

Hold on a second. Listen, I thought I was the only hot chick with roids, man. No, I put this out there. I just don't care. No, I don't either. I tell everybody about my hemorrhoids. I make fucking TikToks about my hemorrhoids. That's hilarious. Yeah, no, I don't give a shit. I own it. Yeah, we're normalizing hemorrhoids in 2022. Dude, hot bitches have hemorrhoids. They do. Motherfuckers. That means we can take it in the ass. All right, so, okay, rewind. In a mind, come over. What a fucking Casanova. He's so sweet and romantic. Just romantic, right? So romantic. Like...

Yeah. So I would. I love her. She's just like, so fuck it. Yep, I did. And yeah, I would like drunk text him when I was. So would he make you do enemas before you came over? I mean, he doesn't make he wouldn't make me say that, but I would. I would have made him do the enema for me. Like, let's step it up a notch, buddy. Fucking put this shit in me. He probably would have. So is he like obsessed with assholes? Yeah. OK, gotcha. OK. He likes a little finger in his too. Oh, no.

A whole finger or just a little? Yeah, I don't care either. I try to put my finger in my husband's ass and he's not having it. Not with the claws. No, just not with the claws. Not with the claws, yeah. Okay, so let's hear about this hemorrhoid. What happened? Okay, so I was... Okay, so Logan Paul had a podcast, Impulsive, and it was the 100th episode. I love those brothers. I think that they're fucking geniuses. She's like, no. I fucking hate both of them. Really? I think they're douchebags.

Are they really? Because I fucking always... They are. Are they douchebags in real life? I don't think so. I know so. They are. They're awful. I thought it was just an image that they were keeping up. I don't get into all that Hollywood shit, but fucking... I thought it was just an image that they had, you know? So, you know how people just try to play the villain? Yeah. No, they're awful people. People. Are they really? Yeah, they're not nice. Can I ask why? They're just, like, very selfish, and they don't have empathy. They lack empathy. That goes into having no soul. Yeah. And they have...

They just like, yeah, I don't know. They're just not nice either. Did you ever get to meet Tana? Were you around whenever Tana and Jake were doing their fucking marriage? No, I was hanging out with Team 10 or Jake right before that. I like went to Coachella with them and there was just like drama, whatever.

Wow. That's disheartening because I always thought it was them just playing the villain, you know? And I was just always like, oh, okay, I can see. I see through it. Cause you know how like Conor McGregor plays the villain too, but maybe that that's really how they fucking are, you know? And they're just owning it. Yeah. I don't like them. Oh, all right. Well, fuck them. Yeah. I didn't know. Fuck them. Oh, they're awful. All right. So you got, so yeah, it was his,

It was Logan's 100th episode. MGK was the guest on it. And I had actually done the sound bits for Logan's podcast. So he had this like thing and he would press a button and it would be my voice being like, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. Like stuff like that, which he never thanked me for. Like I drove all the way to his house in Encino to do these sound bits. And I like never even got a thank you or anything. Wow. Yeah.

Which, fuck you for that. Yeah, fuck you, Logan. Nice, yeah. Was it Logan? Logan, right? Okay. But they invited me to the 100th episode because I did the sound bits. Right. And so, of course, you know, me and MGK, like, rekindle there. And the podcast is over. We're, like, partying after. So were you guys, like, separated? Who?

Like you said, you rekindled there. So were you guys like not talking? Yeah, we weren't like talking. We hadn't talked in a while. It would be like every other month kind of thing of like a hookup. Oh, gotcha. Or I would get like... I would get like in my feelings and like block him for like four months or something. He's like the perpetual fuckboy. Huh? That's what it is. Well, he told me he was like, I want like five bitches around me at all times. Like he, I think, was a sex addict. Like he...

He was like your wife material. Like basically told me I was too good for him because I would do anything for him. And I was like, I'm very loyal. And I like made him mac and cheese and would literally do anything for him. But he wanted to be a rock star. So I let him be a rock star. But I always, always went back to him. But yeah, we hadn't seen each other in a while. We were at the podcast. We got a little drunk.

Wanted to fuck. I was on my period. And so he just fucked me in the ass. But we were outside on the back. Again, what a fucking Romeo. Like, what a sweet guy. Literally nutted in my ass. And I had to walk around the rest of the party. You get like dripping out. Girl, you know you got to like lube up before you fucking get. Oh, you just spit on it real good. Oh, my God. See, I can't. Anal to me hurts so bad. It's like you're taking the biggest shit backwards. Yeah, it's not my favorite. But.

You know? Yeah. It's weird. You know, I think I've got, I've orgasmed a couple of times. Yeah. If I'm like riding. Yeah. Oh yeah. Cause you're, yeah. You always have to simulate the clit while you're getting anal. Yeah. But I would do anything for that boy. So I was like, are you in love with him? I think I loved him. Yeah. Are you still in love with him though? I think that I have love for him. I will always have love for him. I wonder if you guys have a little soul tie too, you know? I, I,

Probably. Do you think if you reached out to him, he would talk to you?

I just wouldn't do that. I'm respectful, you know? Respectful, yeah. He's, like, in love with Megan Fox. Like, I would never want to, like... Especially since I've talked about this now. Yeah. I just wouldn't do that, you know? Yeah. Just leave people alone if they're happy. Yeah. Well, I respect that. Because a lot of girls wouldn't fucking care, you know? Yeah. And we butt heads. Like, Taurus and Gemini is just, like, really butt heads. We butt heads a lot. So, after the anal escapade, you ended up with a roid. Yeah. I want to see this roid so bad. Yeah.

Because it's probably the most beautiful fucking hemorrhoid you've ever seen. It's not bad. It's like... I named mine. I named him Zeppelin. Zeppelin? After Led Zeppelin. Because it looks like a little Zeppelin hanging out of my ass. Oh, my God. Yeah. Adam was like...

We should do hemorrhoid jewels. Like he was like, would you pierce your hemorrhoid? Oh my God. That would be so fucking painful. So painful. How's Adam? Is he a sweetheart? He seems like he would be a sweetheart. Yeah. I love both of them. They're so nice. Lena and Adam. Yeah. They're actually super cool. They seem like it. And they have a really cool thing. I love how they just have like an open relationship and just kind of like. Yeah. Work and do their thing. They have their other. Build a brand. Plug talk. So I actually did a scene with them. Yeah. It was like my first like somewhat professional scene.

scene I guess awesome yeah it was a really good experience they're fucking such geniuses dude like here come on my podcast and film a scene with me yeah yeah I love that kudos to them they have a baby and they're still doing their thing I love that yeah no I think it's great well what do you you know where do you go from here like do you want to date any more celebs or how how is that what's you what's Kelly doing right now for Kelly like how are you doing how's your heart and everything

I think I got my heart broken recently, which I haven't tried to date anybody in a while. I've not been interested. I've been so busy. But I think that time slows down around the holidays and...

Just this like weird thing happened. And I don't catch feelings like this. You know, I like to like get to know people. But I met this boy off TikTok. Okay. Is he famous or is he? No, he wasn't famous. Why are all the guys on TikTok fucking hot? They're so hot. I'm tired of this. Like, where did they come from? Like an L. Yeah. Seriously. Seriously. Satan's children. I swear. So.

I DM'd him on Instagram. We DM'd back and forth for like half a day. I FaceTimed him blackout drunk when I was out of town. We FaceTimed for two hours blackout drunk. I don't remember anything. He texted me the next morning. He's like, I'll be there Monday. This was like on Saturday. And I was like, holy shit. I don't know if I like this guy. I don't know what we talked about. So I called him again and he like kind of like recapped it. And I was like, all right, fuck it. He can come. He spent three days with me and I was like, I love you.

Like, he filmed with me for my OnlyFans. When's his birthday? He's a Libra. Gemini and Libra, yeah. Yeah, it's very compatible. Our compatibility is 9 out of 10. I, like, ran this shit. Yeah. We cooked. We went to the gym. We did everything together as if we were dating. And then he went back to where he's from. And he, like, friend-zoned me. He was like, I just want to be friends. Basically, he was like, I...

He didn't say this verbatim, but he did say he was like, I just want to be friends, but I don't want to talk all the time. I don't talk to people on a regular basis all the time. And I want to go on trips with you and stuff. But I have a life here. Blah, blah. Basically, friends on me. Basically, wanted to be accessible to me for...

For my clout. For my money. Because when he came out... He like... I paid for everything. Like he... He has like a normal job. And I was like... Oh, you're like filming with me... And doing all this stuff. Like you know... Let's have a good time. But I felt like very used. And my heart hurts so bad. Yeah. But I took from that... That like maybe... I need...

to heal before i'm in the next relationship i was just about to say so you're telling me you have a type which is narcissist yeah yeah i attract nothing but narcissists too and my husband was even a narcissist when i first got with him and they can change believe me um but it took a lot of a spiritual journey for me to heal a lot of trauma and that i had been through to

not only stand up for what I deserved, but to be able to attract what I needed. Yeah. You know, and they also say that we love the way that we weren't loved as children, you know? So yeah. And I'm a, I'm a fixer upper. Yeah, me too. Let me fix you.

I love projects. Oh, that's me. I texted, I'm so stupid. He has a TikTok that's like talking about how fucked up in the head he is. I texted him. One of the first texts I ever sent him, I was like, bring that fucked up head over here, baby. Let mommy take care of you. Oh, I totally understand that. My husband will tell you, I love projects. When I met my husband, he was like sleeping on couches, wasn't big in the music industry, nothing. And when I met him, I was like, oh,

like, oh, you are right up my alley. And then now he's we're like super successful, you know, have everything we need. And I'm like, well, my work here is done. Like, what do I what do I do now? He's like, be my wife, bitch. And shut up. You know, like he gets it. Yeah. But yeah, no, I totally understand. And that's from trauma that needs to be healed. Yeah, that's it took me a while, but I did a lot of reflecting and I was like, you know what? I

This is my fall. Like, I gave every... Like, I realized what I needed to do and what I need to do in the future. Yeah. I also saw a Reiki healer that told me not to date until after my next birthday next year. Yay. So, you know, I have that mapped out and I trust that stuff. Oh, no, me too. You know, like... I love any sort of energy healing or anything like that. Mm-hmm.

I'm going to give you this lady's number. I haven't met her yet whenever we leave the podcast, but she is out here and she does that. Like she's so good that you can literally lay on her table and she'll tell you how old you were when the trauma started and stuff like that. I haven't seen her yet. I'm still trying to get into her, but my holistic doctor goes to her.

Yeah, I would love that. So I'll give you her information. Yeah. So I take that very seriously and I don't need as much as I would love to date and have a husband and all of these things right now. I really have a lot of opportunities coming up and things planned that I just can't be in a relationship for. Absolutely. Just so much stuff. I'm so busy. I'm going on all these trips and stuff. You're always out of town. Yeah. Like every time I see you, I'm like, go little rock star. I love it.

I love it. Yeah. And I would hope that I could find a partner that could travel with me and stuff. I can run wild with you. But you don't need somebody to be whole, you know, like you're rocking this all on your own too. And that's what you need to realize. How old are you? I'm 29. 29. Yeah. I mean, you're still a baby. I'm going to be 42 in January. You are not. Yeah. You're fucking gorgeous.

gorgeous. I'm a milf. No, I'm just kidding. No, you're beautiful too. Oh my God, I need all your secrets. Oh, just lots of drugs and alcohol. It'll preserve you when you're older, I swear. Stay on that path, baby. You're doing fine. No, I'm just kidding. No, you just have so much to give and so much to offer. Don't spread yourself thin just trying to heal everybody when the person that needs the most love is you. That's what I'm trying to

If I could have told my younger self that, man, I would have been a fucking force to... I mean, I was already a force when I was younger, but if I would have known what I know now... Like, when you get older, too... He's always... He's the real host of the show. When you get older, too, like, you get this frame of mind where you just don't give a fuck about anybody else, and it's like...

only people who love you. You only give your energy to where it's appreciated. Yeah. You know? Yeah. And I think growing up in the South, you know, 30, like my mom was like, oh my God, you're almost 30. Like, when are you going to get a husband? When are you going to have kids? This is in 1962. Yeah. You know, I think in the back of my head, we have this like ticking time clock. Maybe it's maternal. Maybe it's something. But I,

I want to like destigmatize that like I'm doing playboy next year like I want to be like dirty 30 doing all of these things that people say I shouldn't be doing at 30 absolutely you know like when people tell me that I should be doing something it makes me want to do the opposite and I really would love to like destigmatize that absolutely I'm fucking 30 and proud do I not say that all the time I'm literally 41 still making money that 21 year olds make yeah you know like as you

Nobody can, for some reason, the world has this warped perception of age and it's fucking weird and it's gross. It's like how many fucking pedophiles are in the world? Like seriously, women are beautiful no matter what age they are. And I'm not saying that because I'm 42. No, I'm saying that because literally,

You can be 29 and be beautiful or you can be 55 and be beautiful. Like age really does not matter. We're just trapped in this old misogynistic way of thinking because of the fucking 50s. And I love that you're a rebel also like me just trying to fucking break out the boxes. Yeah. So you're going to be doing Playboy. Yeah, I'm going to shoot for Playboy.

I can't wait. I'm so excited. I'm actually doing like a vintage, like 1960s, like re like relook. I'm so excited. That'll be beautiful. Yeah. Um, are you shooting at playboy West and LA? Um, I'm going to shoot with Justin. I don't know if I can say this. Yeah, I can say that. Justin, he's, um, Mia's Mia Malkova's boyfriend or ex-boyfriend. He shoots for them. So he's going to set it up and everything.

Dude, that's going to be so awesome. I can't wait to see that. What else do you have coming up? Can you talk about anything? Yeah, I just have like hell of like OnlyFans trips. I have luckily found this amazing community of women. Yeah, you hang out with who's the redhead?

Oh, God. The redhead with the nice ass. Fuck. What's her name? She just had a beef with Amanda Nicole. Fucking Nala. Nala. Yeah. I saw you guys hanging out. She's beautiful, too. I love her. Yeah. I have just like this huge network of girls and they're all so amazing. And so we always go on these trips and stuff. So we have like.

I have New York, Miami, Aspen, LA. Oh, I love Aspen. This is all in like the next month. Yay. Like I will not be here in January. I love it. Yeah, yeah. And it's amazing like meeting people that are in your industry that you can like go and have fun with. Yes. But also like work, you know. So important. So yeah, I have Playboy. I have these uncensored vlogs coming out with the Nelf Boys. Yes.

I don't know who the Nubboys are. They're like YouTubers. Okay. And they started a full, their thing is Full Send or the Nubboys. And they started an uncensored website. Not only,

Not only fans, but they want like naked girls or like they do. But not penetration. Yeah. They do very classy photo shoots like topless. It's not even like nude. But I've filmed with them for like the last like year or so now just in their vlogs. And they love me and they asked me to like be a part of the team and make my own vlogs on their uncensored website. So you got the personality for it, too. Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. They love it. They're just like they...

Yeah. So we have that. So like, that's why we came to Nashville. Um,

to, of course, come here with you, but like to go out on Broadway and like we film all of this crazy shit. You know, last weekend we went out in Knoxville. I got kicked out of every bar that I went to. I love it. Just fun as shit, you know. I love it. The world needs more Kelly for sure. Yeah. So I'm really trying to like put myself out there like that. Like I want to get back on my YouTube grind and honestly just do everything. Just be so busy and so productive on every single platform. Yes. And now I have Spence.

helping me out we love spence spence is over here behind the scenes lucky you right like what a what a fucking great job i would fucking be stoked to see this woman every day well kelly why don't you tell people where they can find you your only fans your instagram whatever you want to plug just go ahead and plug it yeah my only fans is only fans slash kelly k my instagram is kelly vk and

TikTok the Kelly K. Yes. Just Kelly K. Just Google Kelly K. Yeah. You can't miss her. Shit will pop up. It should be happening when you Google my name. I cannot wait to see where life takes you this next year. And you got to promise me that you're going to come back on the podcast. Yeah. Somewhere down the line. Yeah. Next time I'm in Nashville. Yeah, for sure. Thank you so much for being here. I really appreciate you. Thank you guys for tuning in to another episode of Dumb Blonde. I will see you guys next week.

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