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- I was like, really? You can't hold it in for like 20 minutes? - You know I just let that shit rip. - You did it at the beginning. You waited about three days to fart around me. - It's human. I'm not holding a fart for nobody. - You waited three days? - I remember once it happened, you were like, I've been holding that in for days.
Why? Or sneaking out while in the beginning? The beginning, the three days. The three days were really weird because it was... It was like...
It was the collab of our first collab and we were working with other people. Yeah, you don't want to fucking rip ass on the first collab. Is this thing on? All right, gentlemen, coming to main stage next. This is Bunny. Get up there. She's got a tornado of titties coming your way. Get those dollar bills ready. She's got an ass that shakes like Michael J. Fox. So get up there and throw, throw, throw them dollars. Dude, that is fucking iconic. What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? Welcome to another episode of Dumbfland. Today...
Last time you guys saw her, she was squirting 13 feet in the air when it was runner up in the Olympics. Miss Tripp,
Trippie Lidd, Lydia Grace. How you doing, baby? Good. Better now that I'm here. I was telling you that I was disappointed that you're doing the podcast completely clothed today. Yeah. No, I was actually excited. You said that you were excited I had my clothes on. Well, now I'm trying to get them off because you're here. I'm just kidding. How are you? So this is your first time to Nashville? Yeah. We've been here a few days, so it's been nice to just be out. Last night I went to Broadway, so...
Yeah. Which is a lot of people. It's a lot of fucking people, a lot of energy, and a lot of fucking just sweaty balls. And bridal parties. Yeah. Oh, and they think they're like original pink cowboy hats and they're white fucking cowgirl boots. Yeah. Like I can't. Yeah. So...
How I found out about your beautiful self was through our dear friend, Charlie classic. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I wasn't going to say that, but we can talk about it. Um, yeah, you guys had dated and I was like, who is this hot bitch with Charlie? We have a long running joke that I'm always trying to fuck Charlie, but it's like, it's a total joke because you know, of course I've got daddy, but it's the funniest thing. Cause I was like, um, I don't want to fuck you anymore. I want to fuck your girl. Like who, who,
Who, where, what, when, and how? Where did she come from? So how was that with you and Charlie? You guys did a breakup podcast, right? We did. Whenever you guys split. Yeah. What happened there? You guys just fizzled out or? Yeah, but we decided to be friends and just be friends.
content creators together, I guess. I love that. I love that people can be amicable like that, though, you know? Yeah. I didn't think that it would go that way, I guess. Yeah. Because usually they don't. Breakups usually aren't like that. Well, it's usually guys who are, like, salty afterwards. Right. We took, like, a month or two without talking and just...
And then kind of came back. So, and then did the podcast. Yay. So then everyone knew. But a lot of people didn't even know we were dating. So we kept it really quiet. I don't know how they didn't know. You were like in all of his fucking videos. I caught on to it pretty quick. I mean, I paid attention. If you don't say it, people don't know. I guess. They don't believe it. So where are you from? Because I don't really know anything about you. So I want to learn all things Lydia. Uh.
I was actually from Alabama. Really? Yeah. I never knew that. I was from this side. Wow. On the east coast-ish. But I moved when I was seven to California. What part of Alabama? Huntsville. Okay. So you were right up the street, literally like two and a half hours away. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. And then... You're never going to take any for an Alabama girl. No. People say I have a southern accent.
which I don't think I do, but it might come out like when you're angry. I don't know. I wasn't old enough to catch an accent. I don't think so. When I was seven. So when I was in California, I was born in Texas and I had an accent. I can't say like sandwich. I have to like really concentrate. Cause I, I learned it with an accent. So I always say sandwich, you know, but I have to like say sandwich because that's how it's pronounced. And like, there's a couple other words that I can't say because when I was growing up, I had an accent. Do you find yourself doing that too?
no it's just like no not at all no I've never noticed I guess until I was online when people were like you have an accent where are you from I don't think it's Alabama though not that accent I love California I guess so you grew up in Cali what part of Cali um close to LA okay so you're an LA girl you're a valley girl yeah I love that close
I always say we're Valley girls, Vegas and Cali. Yeah. Because we grew up with literally just fucking mountains around us. Yeah. I come out here and I'm like, where are the mountains? Like, I get so depressed. It's so pretty out here, though. It's all right. It's green. Yeah, it's definitely green. And I like that a lot. I like Oregon a lot. Tell me about, you know, baby Lydia. What were you doing in California growing up? Were you, like, into dance, ballet? Soccer. You were a soccer player? I was a cheerleader for...
cheerleading and gymnastics when I was young and then my mom asked me if I wanted to do cheerleading she was gonna be the coach and I told her no so I just moved to soccer and then I was a soccer player for all of high school you're like no mom I do not want to have to hang out with you more than I already do I just didn't I didn't want to be the people at the school that I was at weren't
Very nice. Are you close with your family? How is your life? Yeah, it's good. Do we have any trauma we want to talk about? I'm always trying to pull people's trauma out of them.
Because a lot of people associate girls like us that are in sex work with having some sort of traumatic experience that puts us there. And I try to tell people that really, that's not how it always is. I mean, granted, I've had plenty of fucking trauma in my life, but I don't think that caused me to want to just fucking get money the easiest way I could. Right. Which sex work isn't easy either. It's not. You know, and I think that's the...
whole misunderstanding in this whole only fans fucking era as people are like, Oh, all you have to do is just film videos and shoot pictures and it's so easy. And it's like, no bitch, it's not. It's exhausting. You already have a following. It's easier I think. And that's why a lot of people are upset with, um, like celebrities jumping into it because they, they do make it as easy as that sounds, you know, cause they already have the following, but that's the hardest part I think is getting the following. How did you get into sex work? Um,
Were you always online? I actually started selling my panties when I was... That was the first thing you started? Yeah, in 2017. So I was... And I was under an alias. I was Lola. Oh, I love that name. Lola Soaks. Lola Soaks. So when you sell panties, let's explain this for the people at home. When you sell panties, do people just request what they want in the panties? Yeah, a lot of them were like... Anybody ever want skid marks? Were...
two days. The longest was like a week. Which, and not to, see now if anyone's bought them from me, I'm going to sound like a liar, but I wouldn't wear them for a straight week. Because a lot of people ask, can you wear them for a week and not shower? And I'm like, I really can't. Well, who wants to fucking smell that? It's bad. Well, then you vacuum seal it. Oh,
And so some people, the guys would tell me that they just put a little water in the bag and then microwave it so that it like wafts. They want to waft. I was like, why would you put that in your microwave? They're wafting. I hope you live alone because it's gross. Yeah. All you'd have to do is just get a can of tuna and rub it in the fucking garage. I mean, I think they'd be happy with that. Just baked fucking pantaloon. But I mean, there's no, I never felt, it's not my thing, but I always feel like
That's what you want. Yeah. Whatever I can do to please you. Yeah, we never shame anybody's kink. If anything, we laugh about it, but we don't shame it because, hey, we're going to fulfill your fantasies. Whatever. If you're paying, we're spraying. Yes.
Um, you guys can take that. Um, okay. So you started out selling panic panties. How, what was the weirdest request in the panties? Did anybody want like skid marks or, um,
Some people did. There was moments where that would happen. And then I'd have to, like, wash them because they wanted the specific, like, white lace or whatever. And, like, shit happens. Yeah, literally. So then I'm like, all right. So then I'm, like, cleaning my underwear just to put them back on to wear them again to send them to somebody. I mean, see, this is a lot of work, you guys. Like, for all of you guys at home that think it's easy, it's not. Well, that's... So I used to do that. Um...
So I'd have it in my calendar who I was wearing for certain days. I wanted to ship them. And I was booked like two months out sometimes. That's crazy. Because there's only 30 days in a month. So I can only do 15 orders or whatever if they're two days each. And so I was going to the post office all the time. And I don't do that as much now. Was selling panties pretty lucrative? And did you have an online following when you were doing this? No. I was because I was under my alias too. I didn't...
I didn't want anyone to know what I was doing, I guess, because I was just trying to make money. I was a waitress at the time and going to school. Were you trying to have kind of like a moral compass or were you hiding from your family? Like what was the whole? I think it was family, but I also wasn't a big social media person. Right. So I didn't.
Wanted to have to do all of that I guess Says the girl with five TikTok accounts I know Which we'll get to Ten Is there ten? Yeah I just saw one the other day Somebody tagged you And I went and looked at it And I'm like It says follow back And I'm like Oh she's got another fucking account So I followed that one too Well I just got back my I lost I got to a million Back in October Yay And then I lost it Oh no Like a week after I got to a million And I just got that one back Like four
four days ago. Fuck yeah. Yeah. That makes me happy. Yeah. So I have to just be really careful. I don't know. Yeah. It was just random. Wow. That's crazy. Which was great. I mean, I've, I emailed them, I guess, but like months ago. Yeah. They just finally got around to it. They took my first account too. This is what my third or I don't know. Third. Yeah. We have like five different accounts for me too, but I only run two of them. I back up in the main one. Um, all right. So after selling panties, where did you venture into? Um,
So the first time I sold a video, because I still wasn't doing anything nude. I think I just didn't really know if I wanted to. So I did a video for somebody and it was like 50 bucks for like five minutes or something, but I was fully clothed. Right. So I was just like, how do you orgasm fully clothed? I did, but we make it happen. And then I did a lot of like not showing my face.
yeah my boobs were two different sizes so I wore bras a lot of the time for that too you have a mighty nice rack though thank you it's glorious it is a glorious rack Bobby's in the corner over here like yep yep titties um and then I realized I had tattoos and that people were going to be able to find out who I was anyways I guess right um so I started
doing more videos and still under the alias. Did you ever do webcam or like how did you start selling these videos? It was from through Panty Deal. It was a website. So...
That was mostly for selling panties, but people would ask for other stuff too. And I worked on like one-on-one. It's completely different than OnlyFans. Like... I did webcam. So I used to... When I started out in the... Well, back in my day. When I started out, I was a stripper. And then I got tired of that and was like, I want to just work from home. And then I started working from my free cams. And I built like a huge following when I was doing webcam. Jagger James. Shout out Jagger James. You guys could probably find my old shit. And...
that's fucking hard yeah being alive like that is hard my knees were broke by the end of every shift i was like god dang like and i mean you work your ass off for every coin that you get tipped like literally it's a lot of fucking work shout out to all the webcam girls man you guys are the real mvps yeah i never did i never did camming yeah i think i just it seemed
Like I made more money with less time by doing videos and stuff instead of being live. That's what I love about you. And that's why I'm painting a picture of like how you came up because I do know one thing I do know about you is you're a boss and you fucking, you know, have invested your money and done smart things with it. And I love that about you. Like that's really admirable, but we'll get to there.
So after you sold your first video with your clothes on, then what happened? You were just like, fucking people can identify me by my tattoos. Right. So then I just, um, started doing, wow, it's interesting to go back. Now I'm retracing all of it myself because it's crazy because I took a break at some point too. Um,
I actually quit for a little while before I was, uh, I started Twitch in 2018 and was just dancing and singing and live from my phone. Like I didn't have a whole setup. Like I thought I needed and whatever, but, um, and then I found somebody that was body painting and I was like, well, I could probably do that. I always loved art. And so I started doing that and then I got banned on Twitch and
Like two years in. I never got into Twitch. I want to because a lot of people tell me that I need to do it, but I don't know, man. I just have to film so much shit already. I couldn't imagine having to keep up with Twitch. Well, and that's being live. Oh, yeah. I'll get in trouble. I'm not politically correct. I know. No, live is hard. Shit would go fucking sideways. So I body painted a lot, like six days a week, and I was still...
Oh, you were doing the actual body painting? I painted myself. Oh, painting. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And, um. That's fucking hard to do. Had my baby. He was a year old. Oh. And was going to school and was a waitress. I really only slept like three hours a day, I think. And it was in breaks. Mm. Because I'd stay up. I'd, I'd wake up, get my kid to, um, daycare. Yeah.
go to work for like six hours as a waitress, go home, be a mom, do my schoolwork.
Then I started streaming at 10 p.m. every night, and I stayed up. It took, like, six hours, so I was up till, like, 3 a.m. That's like webcam. 4 a.m., yeah. Twitch is like webcam pretty much. It is. Like, you have to entertain motherfuckers for a long time. Yeah. And then, uh... Were you making pretty good money on Twitch? Is that why you were doing it? Um... Or just building the whole thing? The art was... Was it... I mean, that's where my name came from. My first name on Twitch was Nocturnal Trip. Mm-hmm.
Because I was streaming at night. Yeah. And it was going to be like Nocturnal Adventure, but that seemed too long. So I looked up synonyms for adventure and Tripp came up. So then everyone just started calling me Tripp. So then I changed it to Trippie Lid. And...
And then I got banned and that kind of broke me and my dog died like within the same week back in 2018. I feel like when bad shit happens, it always fucking happens in like pairs. It was, that was, I didn't know what I was going to do then, I guess. And then I took a break from everything, I guess, and was just working and going to school. What were you going to school for?
That time, business. Gotcha. I went twice. I went first for art and then for business, and I dropped out both times. I always had A's, and I think I could have made it, but it seemed pointless to do classes that weren't getting me anywhere. I'm the same way. I'm just like, why? I can do something else. To make my time more lucrative. When you got back into the industry, was that when you decided to go full throttle? During Twitch, I did...
I started my TikTok and I was doing my body paint TikToks and then they got taken down. So this was recently then. So like what? Cause TikTok's only been around for what? Two or three years? Yeah. This was 2020. Okay. Cause it was, I've only been on TikTok for two years. Yeah. Same. Um, yeah. So, Hmm. It's crazy to think of. I know. I'm like, wow, it hasn't been that long. Um,
So then there was a moment that I was tired of everything getting taken down. Right. And my body painting and I was trying to do this like not sexual thing and people were sexualizing it and I was getting adult nudity and I was like, okay, so what if I just am nude or I just...
If that's what they're going to take me down for. Right. I might as well go down actually fucking myself. Oh, yeah. No, no. If I explain to my... Our kid the other day... Well, not the other day. Last year, she was having problems because they were like, your mom's a porn star, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, Bailey, I could wear a fucking turtleneck and people are still going to sexualize me. I was like, there's nothing that I can do about that. So even like you just trying to be innocent and do body painting, like people are just... Just because you're a hot chick, they're just going to sexualize it. It doesn't... You could...
be a mediocre chick and they'll fucking still sexualize it. It's just how the internet is. Yeah. It's so, so there was a video I did a six second tick tock and short shorts and a crop top.
And I spun in a circle. It was just one little sound. And that one blew up. And I was like, all right, that's what we're going to do. Because I'd rather do that than stay up for seven hours working on this thing that no one gets to see because I can't post it anywhere. Absolutely. So then that just kind of started the... TikTok craze. Sexualizing myself in the way I wanted to, I guess. Taking your power back. Yeah. Yeah. And then...
I stopped. I was painting still sometimes, but then OnlyFans came around, and I had already been... I was still doing panties through that whole time and all of that. So...
Then I just became a porn star again. So TikTok pretty much boosted your whole brand. Right. And that's when you got on OnlyFans and decided to get naked and just become Trippie Lidd, the one that everybody loves and knows. Yeah. But a lot of people don't know that you've, like, bought houses and, you know, like, invest your money. Like, you're not just out here fucking squandering it like a lot of girls do. Right. Which I think is awesome. I... Last year was...
my fun year, I guess. I spent a lot of money just doing whatever I wanted to do, buying whatever, you know, but also investing, I guess. And then this year is really about that. Yeah. I love that. This year is more, more watching what I, what I buy. You deserve that though. Everybody deserves a fucking self-care year. Yeah. That's what we're doing this year. I'm like, fuck it. I don't care how much it costs. We're traveling. Yeah. What about the dating scene for Trivi? Again? Yeah.
What is happening? Good? Yep. Okay. Why are you always touching it? It's just a... Yeah. I like to touch things. I know. All right. So how about the dating scene for you? I know you have like a little TikTok love that we saw pop up. Yeah. Are you guys together or are you not together? Are we allowed to bring him in and talk about this? Yeah, we can talk about it.
Mr. Bobby Vivid is in the house, ladies and gentlemen. This is a good week to talk about it. We just went through our whole first almost break up. Oh, good. I'm so glad we get to hear about it. Well, if you want to talk about it, but... I mean, it's whatever you guys want to talk about, but I mean, I'm sure everybody's invested because I've seen the comments online. Right, well...
Nothing's as perfect as you think. Does it make its appearance? You have a lot of hair on your shirt. I was loving the doll. That's true. Welcome, Mr. Bobby Vivid. Hi. How are you doing? Why don't you tell people a little bit about yourself if they don't know who you are? Oh, I'm Bobby. I don't know. You got a pretty good following on TikTok yourself. Yeah, I just crossed 700K. Yay. So that was like my exciting moment of the week. When I started my...
I used to do this, what's it called? I did a single parent Santa. That was like my thing. And I raised money around Christmas time for single parents. That's part of the way I got my following. That was the good part. Yeah. And then...
Yeah, I do. I do my OnlyFans stuff. And it was funny. I was listening to you talk about the Cam stuff. I used to Cam. That was like my introduction to sex work. I didn't know that. But that was years ago. And then I got out of it.
you know girlfriends or whatever they didn't like me doing it and so now I just do the OnlyFans stuff and it's I actually backed out of it for a while like not doing anything I was just on TikTok I don't really do
social media up until like a year ago right two almost two years ago isn't it crazy how it's a necessary evil yeah like it really is to build your brand i try to tell anybody if you want to be successful with anything it doesn't matter if it's fucking real estate or porn right you have to have an online fucking presence yeah yeah i uh i had a i went through a pretty bad breakup
I left and I, I have my kid full time. I have a 15 year old. I love that about you. I saw a video of you and her and I was like, he's cheating on Lydia. And then I like her red. And I was like, Oh my God, it's this kid. I was like, that is so sweet. I love that. Cause I was raised by a single dad. Yeah. I've had her full time, uh, for five years now. Um, and then, uh,
we've basically been very distant from mom since last November. Sometimes that's a good thing though. It has been, it's been really good for her. Yeah. Uh, but that, that's how I started everything. It was just like, I was trying to bond with my kid. And so we, I made a tick tock with her and it, it started like they did good and then they did better and then they blew up. And then I had one that like hit like 35 million. I was like,
This is crazy. Yeah. What am I going to do now? It's crazy. And then after a bit, people are like, oh, you should do it. You got an early phase? You got an early phase? I was like, you know, I've been naked on the internet before. Might as well. So, you know, this is a good idea. And I'm so glad I did because. It's so lucrative. Oh, yeah. I mean, but beyond it being lucrative. You met me. I met her. I don't know what you're going to say.
Yeah. Cause like, that's what it was. I started and then I was looking for collabs and you know, she, she had reached out to me and she was like, I want that dick. I love that. And I was like, okay, cool. Flew to Vegas, met her. And that was it for me. I was sold. I was like, that's it. When's your birthday?
July 28th. So you're Leo. When's your birthday? May 9th. Oh, you're a Taurus. It was just last Monday. Yep. Leo and Taurus is soulmate signs. Yep. That's awesome. I like it. It's good. I like him. Look at his big old smile. It took me like six months to like him. Oh,
To love you back. She's very guarded. She's very guarded. But it's okay. I mean, you have to be, though. I mean, I get it. It's a tough world. Can't trust everybody. It's the mom thing for me that I think I wasn't that guarded before I was a mom. Right. And now it's very, like, I don't let anybody meet my son unless I know you're going to be around for a while. Right. So. So that's how you guys met was collabing for OnlyFans. Yeah.
Okay, so your first, so you guys collabed and you had your first orgy. Tell me about that. It wasn't my first orgy. No, I know. My thing, John. I came to work with Lydia. How do you know? Because you're like me. We're just dirty whores. That's how it goes. You're not wrong. Well, I've done a lot of things off camera. But that was...
While we were having sex, he was hitting me and I like it. Sorry. I love that. I love that too. You can't say that online. No, please say more. I'm over here like... It's a new found thing that she likes to be cracked. No, I love it. I used to love to get... I'm going to have a bruise on my face for the podcast. No, I used to love... It was good though. I used to love getting my lips split open while I was having sex so I could taste my own blood. Damn. Like it was...
Never done that. Very great and exciting. Yeah, I do. Yeah, this morning was a lot of everything. Yay. Well, that's that makeup sex, though. Makeup sex is always the best. The sex has been really good this week. Oh, this week. I think the sex is really good all the time. It is. It is. Wow. Way to go, dude. Robbie, you are in the dog house. You are digging your ass out, boy. First guy that knows my pussy better than I do, which is very weird. Oh.
That's soulmate. No, for a guy that pays attention really well. I think that's the trick. I love that. We're going to have to go fuck. It's that tattoo. Listen, do you guys want to fuck right here? We'll just watch. I did it, nut. I mean, fuck it. I did nut. He said nut yet today. I'm still ripping. I'm still ripping. He's like, fuck it. The cameras are on. I'm ready. You fisted me. Anal. Anal.
- Follow that and no nut. - Well, I was focused on you. - I know, it's great. - I don't care, like the more you get off is what does it for me. I could not bust it up for a week and be fine. As long as you're like making rainfalls and all that other good stuff.
and then after that it was just like oh okay I like this so I I had never like filmed like having sex I'd never filmed until you met until I met her wow I had an other thing but it was also and I never filmed anything like to do with anything and she's like
All right, so we got this other girl's gonna be here. And I was like, oh, sweet. Okay, that's cool. So I get a threesome and film it. That's pretty dope. And then she's like, well, there's this other one here too. And I was like, oh, her too? Oh, man. And then I got nervous and then there was problems. And then we were filming and you know...
Problems where like you couldn't get hard? Well, I got hard. Yeah. It was just keeping it. That was the trouble. Cause I was like, there was a lot going on and I had never had like a cameraman on me. And then that was that. So we did that. We, it was like this whole like DC thing, this whole DC, like I was Joker and she was like, well, I need to subscribe. Poison Ivy. Yeah. Yeah. It was pretty, it was hot. Yeah. Very hot video. Sounds hot. Um,
I'm excited. But then the very next day. I'll send it to you. Yeah, please. I'm trying to check it out. That's pre-tattooed too. You tattooed your wiener? Yeah, my wiener's tattooed. What the hell? Can we see it?
Right now? Yes. Show a picture. Oh, I wish I had my Polaroid. I gave it away. I had a Polaroid in my wallet. Because this is on Patreon. So you can show your winner or we can block it out. It's up to you. I mean, I don't know. How's my reader feeling right now? We're not camera ready over here. You know what I'm saying?
I probably have a picture. He said, how's my leader feeling right now? I don't know. Is it ready for camera? Didn't we have another call? Lydia, I see the businesswoman and Lydia, she's like, nope, got to pay for that shit. I mean, whatever for his dick. We could see it on these ones.
The feet ones we just did? Yeah. But not, that's not, I feel like you need a better picture. It's not, it doesn't do it justice. Oh God. I just want to see the tattoo. I'm not looking at girth or length at all. It's not, it's not. It's the tattoos not very. Oh. No, but that's a hot picture. Okay, what's on the tattoo? Like what did you get tattooed on your dick? It's a cross.
Oh my gosh. Praise the Lord. I love Jesus. I get on my knees for it every day. No. I am the holy fuck that everybody screams. I need to dress up as a nun. You guys. I need a nun costume. All right. Are you guys ready to play a game?
I was just trying to find a better picture, but it's just my boobs. Oh, wait. Sorry. I was looking at her vagina, not your... Did you show the... So good. My hair... Did that hurt, dude? My hair looks really pretty in that, too. Holy shit. Actually, that's on his OnlyFans, too. The vlog of us going to get it. Yeah, there's a whole vlog of... Was that the same day we got our faces tattooed? Did we do face and dick? Yeah, it was my face and my dick. All right. You guys ready? And then I added to it. Yeah, let's play. Let's play some games. I'm going to ask you like five questions, Kay, and you guys tell me which one you would rather do.
This one is fucking... Would you rather have long foreplay or very intense sex?
Long foreplay. What about you? I'm going to go with that too. Long foreplay. So I'm humping your leg and begging you for it. Oh, I love it. I love it. She'll like chase me. I'll do it. Because I will. I'll do it. Long foreplay is a thing that I do. I tease and I... So I'm just rubbing my clit on whatever I can. She's like, come on, just give me the dick. Yeah, she's like just horny as shit. Like, please just stick it in. Would you rather be a sex slave for a month or wear a chastity belt for a month? Oh, man.
See, I feel like I couldn't go a month without having sex, so I'd rather be a sex slave. Yeah, that would suck. And imagine what those panties would smell like. Yeah. Chastity for a month. Chastity panties. What about you, Bobby? You wearing chastity belts? I feel like those things hurt for guys, right? Yeah, I would think so. Like a cage. That's what that would be. So absolutely not. Just slave me up. Yeah. Use me like the dirty whore I am. Gotcha. Okay.
We didn't even talk about the pegavity. I was going to try to go a week without having sex because I'm like touching myself. So I feel like the orgasm after that would be really intense. Bobby, would you rather have a small, hard penis or have a big flaccid penis? Ooh, on me or in me? Both. That's weird. I don't,
Probably, you know what? I'm going to go with the flaccid long one. Yeah. That's what I'm going to do. On you? On you or in you? Because I can still take pictures and still make money. That's true. I was really just thinking he still has his hands and mouth, so it doesn't matter which one you choose. Yeah.
Yeah. I love that. That's yeah. That's my go to anyway. That's my that's my specialty. I like it. It's not even like I just I'm. It's all right. I'm talking. I'm subscribing. I mean, you guys say no more. I'm subscribing to you guys. Do you guys have one together? No, no. You guys should make one together. That would be fucking hella money to just you guys having your own fucking OF together. Would you rather have a threesome with two women or a threesome with two men?
Bobby, do you hook up with dudes? Is that your thing too? I have not, no. Oh, okay. No, I haven't. Are you open to it? The price is right. Gay for pay, baby. I always do. Money will make me do a lot. Yeah. Same.
Yeah, if the money was right. It's not my thing. Like, I don't really find. I can say, like, that's a good looking dude, but I don't really find. I'm like, I don't want to fucking. I never think like that. Right. But like, I'm down with like pegging and stuff. Right. I'm all about getting paid and like get my booty like that. Yeah. Love that. Primo. Love it. So would you ever have a threesome with two men? Yes. Probably. Yeah. Just sword fight. Fuck it.
All right, and last question. Would you rather fuck a woman who's on her period or a woman who has crabs? Woman on her period? That's a silly question. I already have my wings. Who hasn't had sex with a woman on her period? He said, no crabs for me. No, no thanks. Lydia didn't stutter either. She was like, no, not doing that either. It just keeps everything more wet, so I don't really.
I mean, I don't mind it. It's also a ritual whenever you have sex. I earn them red wings. Yeah. Whenever you have sex with a woman on her period, it kind of like bonds you guys. She's bled. I have bled this morning. You did bleed this morning. I don't know which hole is bleeding, but one of them is bleeding.
we were pretty fierce on both this morning good i love it i think you guys are fucking adorable you guys have good chemistry you guys are super cute and i can tell lydia is ready to suck your dick right now she is like ready yeah chauchy cover your eyes baby he's look he's speaking
He wants to see. Yeah. So what's been going on this week? Because there's a lot of rumors flying on the internet. We almost broke up. Maybe. What happened? It was, uh, um, let's, I don't exactly remember what happened. He's a man. Do you remember what happened, Lydia? I'm trying not to. Oh, no. Uh,
Basically, the only thing that we've talked about and wanted to share with the internet is that we are not perfect. Absolutely. That's what we get a lot of. Yeah. That there's things that happen behind the scenes that nobody sees. Yeah. That's how Jay and I are. We definitely try to preach to everybody. Like, you guys see a pretty picture, but don't realize all the fucking shit we've been through to get to where we are. Right. I...
I just like the other day we were good. We were going through it. And then I saw your video that you reposted or whatever. And I was like,
No! Everyone was freaking out. It literally said on there. The internet is dying. Oh yeah, everybody. I still am getting shit for it. And I'm like, I'm never going to fucking do that again. Ever again. But the good thing is, is you guys went through some shit. Now you guys are back together in Nashville reuniting. And everybody on the internet can just calm the fuck down. We decided that Nashville is going to be our...
place that we go to if we're going through shit and we'll just meet somewhere this is a healing place i've done a lot of healing since i've been here so nashville's very therapeutic yeah well what can we expect from you guys in the next year like coming up for 2022 what are we in 2022 yes yeah i don't even know what's your plans
The porn wedding? Oh yeah, the porn wedding. We'd love to do that. Yeah, that's going to happen. Are you guys going to get married? That's the plan. Eventually. If she lets me. I love that. I mean, I just kind of kicked it back a little bit, I guess. It's in. Jay and I better be invited. Oh, absolutely. I love that. Well, why don't you tell people where people can find you on you guys' social medias? I have Instagram, Twitter. Well, I mean, hang on.
My OnlyFans is Lydia Grace. My Instagram's TrippieLid. My Twitter is ThirstTrip. God, why are they all different? Because I got banned. And my TikTok, if you type in Tripp, then I usually come up. And Bobby, what about you? It's pretty much BobbyVVivid everywhere. OnlyFans, Twitch, Instagram.
Twitter, TikTok. Yeah, you just type in Google Bobby Vivitt and it comes up. That excited me so much the other day. I did that. I was like, and it's all me. I think you guys are adorable. And I can't wait. I really hope that the wedding happens this year because I'm coming. This year? Or next year. It can happen tomorrow for me and I'm okay with it. You guys need to get married while you're in Nashville. That could be something. I would love that. Is there time left?
Uh-oh, they're about to go get married, guys. Yeah, absolutely. I didn't tell my shit story. What's your shit story? Back in the beginning, you asked me what the weirdest thing I did was, I think. No, weirdest with panties. But the weirdest thing I have done is...
shit in a tupperware and i was gonna send it so i put it in tupperware in a ziplock and then another ziplock and then one package and then another package and i wrote my address on and everything and then took it into the post office i was googling if it's legal to do that and i was like it said that you can't so i was like well i don't want to like get taken for
taken down whatever I don't want to get in trouble right and then my whole town know that I got in trouble because you're mailing shit my shit I love that because I would hate for that to be okay but I so I didn't but I was in the post office so I took it out of the first package that had my address on it and took that one with me and then I just put
put it in the trash can in the post office oh my god you threw the turds away in the trash in the post office that is fucking hilarious could you imagine if somebody was digging in the trash and came across that treasure well I don't hopefully they change their trash every day because but there's people who pick garbage like going to garbage bins that's true that's hilarious find the tupperware it's a brownie
Well, and I just told the guy, I said, I shipped it. I don't know. And he said, I never got it. And I was like, I don't know. And he's like, can you do it again? I was like, nope. Ha ha ha.
Well, hopefully you're not listening to this podcast. Hopefully not. First and last time I ever shipped my shit. Almost shipped my shit. I love that. That's a shitty situation right there. And I can't wait to see what this year and the next year and all the rest of the years have for you guys. I think you guys are adorable together. Thank you. And I think you're just a gem of a woman. I love everything that you represent. I love you. I love you.
Can we make out after this, please? Yes. You guys, thank you so much for coming. I really appreciate you guys. And like I said, I want to keep bringing you guys back year after year and just checking in with you guys and seeing what's going on. We're a drive away. Yay. I love that. And you guys got to come to a concert. We have a Vegas concert in October. Yay.
He's playing Fremont Street. When our wedding is supposed to be. There's another Pittsburgh show too, right? I never know what we're doing. I just get schedules. No, whenever you guys want to come, just let me know for sure. And I'll make sure that you guys are on the list. Yay. Love you guys so much. Thank you guys for watching. And I will see you guys next week. Bye.