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Is this thing on? What's up, you sexy motherfuckers? We are back, baby. Back in action. And right now, Mimi has an egg cracking. We have a child being born. We have decided to name him Bloom because he's a late bloomer. He's the last of the eggs. If you guys have been following Mimi's TikTok, you would know that she has these eggs fucking being born every day. It was her first batch. I don't know why it won't.
Screencast. We're pulling it up on the TV right now. Slowly but surely. I don't want to miss my nephew's birth. Okay? I know. I don't know what's happening. It won't let me screen mirror. I know. It's going to happen so fast. Fuck. Just so we all can watch. Okay. We're all watching. Keep going.
He's a pecking away. Does he use his beak to do that? Yeah, there's like a calcium deposit on the tip of their beak that makes it a little bit stronger. Are their beaks soft when they're born? I don't know why it won't work. That's all right. We can watch it while we record. So when they make the first little hole called a pip.
And then you know that they've broken through the membrane and they've broken through the egg and they can last like a good, like one of mine pipped and didn't come out for 24 hours. This one pipped like while we were at lunch, my phone was blowing up. Jason's like, it pipped. And then like now it's just starting to zipper. So zippering means that where the pip that they come through, they're going to pip all
all the way around the entire egg until, and then they'll like stretch their little wings and body until the end pops up and then they just flop out. Oh, I want to see the flop. Yeah. No, it's literally the sweetest thing ever. Maybe it needs to upgrade or update. So yeah. In real time, you guys are going to get to see one of our nephews born. That's great. We're really excited about it. I'm excited to find out how many girls and boys I have. How, when will you know? I'm a little bit,
You can say you can look by their wing, but a lot of the times they got to get a little bit older and then you'll know what their combs and stuff like whether they're girl or boy. I did buy a straight run group of them right like the end of last year. I think it was like October. I bought all of those ones when we drove down to that lady's farm and I lost two hens. And so I ended up with all roosters. So I've got three roosters on my farm.
Yeah. It's, there's a lot of humping happening. You look out there and they've got them pinned down. It's violent. Oh, it's so rough to walk. It's so violent. I don't think I've ever seen this. I'm recording it next time. Chicken sex is violent. They like jump on their backs and then just like grab them by the back of their necks and just, they take it. There's no, there's no consent in the chicken world. That's for sure. It's pretty wild. So we just need a little more females. Bad day to be a chicken.
That kind of sounds nice. Well, it feels good to be back, ladies and gentlemen. We just went on a wild adventure for the past few weeks. Shall we talk about it? I feel like we left everyone hanging. We did. What did we say last time? He responded back. Okay, okay, okay. Yes, yes, yes. So the update that everybody has been waiting for.
When he responded back, I can't remember verbatim what he said. Didn't I send you a text message of it or no? No, but I didn't. He said, who is this? And I said, my name was. Yeah, immediately. He like he literally wasted no time. And then I made up like a fake name. And I was like, I met you at. Oh, my God. The chicken egg is right here. We get to watch it live.
And then I said, I met you at a bar on Broadway or something like that. We plugged his, like the bar that we were supposed to have our date at. Yeah. And he's like, I don't remember you. And he's like, he's like, can you send a picture? And I was like, fuck. So I was like, Haley, let's use one of Taylor's pictures. Cause Taylor's like our hot friend. If you guys want to go check her out, her what's her tech talk. I am Taylor or something like that. Hot little brunette. She's a musician. Super cute. Super cool. Um,
Um, we call Taylor for the consent and we're like, Taylor, we're about to catfish somebody with your pictures. And she's like, go ahead girls. So we found like a really cute picture of her that it was hard to find. And I was trying to send it over this burner app, but for some reason it would send, but he said he never got it. So he's like, well, do you, yeah, twice. He's like, well, do you have an Instagram?
and then I went completely silent because I was just like what am I supposed to do yeah I mean at that point you can't but I mean he was hook line and sinker so this dude obviously talks oh I would have remembered you or something like that yeah I was like what yeah like this dude obviously is just a scumbag yeah like I don't know if he had a girlfriend I don't know there's a part of me that doesn't think that thinks he was single I think he figured out
I think it was me not telling him who my client was for a podcast. And him just doing a little research. And I feel like maybe he saw that TikTok of us saying we were going to blast...
Talk about the profiles on the podcast. I think she back in. You give this dude way too much credit. He's just a loser. I don't. Bad person. I also thought I saw him last night. You don't just engage with somebody and then cut them off like that for no fucking reason. And then gaslight them. Gaslight them. Be like, you know what? I had a great time talking to you with you, but I just don't feel a connection. Like, let's just be cool. You know, not completely block you. And like blocking you just.
Yeah. And gaslighting you. You don't want children. It's like, bro, we haven't even fucked yet. What are you talking about? Like this is weird. I had a first date and you also didn't want children. I literally didn't want children until fucking last year, you know? So you never know when you're going to want children.
It's the blocking though. Yeah. It was the blocking both phones. Yeah. And not giving you enough. A lot of people were like, oh my God, Haley went full crazy by texting him on the other phone. No, I want to get in the last fucking word. I feel like it wasn't as crazy because it's like he didn't give you a chance to even speak. Like that's some, that's some whack ass shit. Like,
You clearly are not a grownup if you cannot have a adult conversation and let someone speak their side. But then to try to pin it on her before he blocks her is where I'm like, fuck that dude. He doesn't deserve any sort of leniency. Like fuck that guy. Did you know that when your metabolism is working properly, you will feel the benefits and literally every aspect of your life. I have found a valuable tool that gives me insights to create a healthy metabolism for my body.
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Taylor was like, I need the updates. What happened? She commented on one of your videos and was like, should I go message him? Just be like, hey, long time no see. Yeah. We should have her. Fuck with him. Yeah. Sorry. I was texting you the other day and I got wrapped up, but I just wanted to say hi. Okay.
I mean, I don't know. Do you guys think we should pursue this and like really set this dude up or just leave it alone? I say we leave it. She already forgot about him. I did. That clip went so viral that there's no way that dude doesn't know. I had people calling me and was like, what happened? Someone asked me at the bar a couple nights ago. They were like, what did he say? And I was like, what?
They're like, what did he say back to Bunny? I was like, oh my God. Yeah, no, people were invested. I think it got like what, two or three million views. Like it was a big. And you made a video.
and I made a video. Yeah, we all made videos. Yeah. Yeah, mine got... Insane. Yeah. Well, there's the update for you guys, but if you guys think we should carry it on, let me know. I'll get back on there if you guys want me to. I feel like you should get back on there, and we should put Mo on there, too. Mo... Hey, guys, Mo's back. You guys, Mo the... I think you have a... Do you have a microphone over there? No, you don't. We can hand you one. Mo... Hand Mo the microphone, because we're going to put her on blast right now, because the last time that you...
Last time we talked about Mo on the podcast, we were not on good terms. So we have a lot of explaining to do to the group at home. Guys, Bloom is going. Bloom's about to come out. Is he about to come out? Yeah, he's about to come out. He's now zippered all the way around. So a couple big movements and that end is going to pop off. I'm going to film. Oh, look at him. Can you see? You guys, hold on. We're going to get to Mo in a second. We're watching this egg show.
Oh, he's feisty. And you know, guys watch, it's going to be so cute. Cause once they pop out, they're so exhausted and like, they literally have to sit there and kind of breathe for a little bit, but then they're like, all right, party. Okay. I got to breathe a little bit. So it's barbaric. It really is. Yeah. And like, guys, I almost intervened with this egg. Uh, but something told me when I picked it up, cause I took all of its brothers and sisters out today. I was like, I feel like it's chirping. I think it's okay. Cause if it was shrink wrapped, it wouldn't be chirping. And it was like,
talking to me I was like get it back in the incubator now I mean that's crazy that he can chirp in the egg I never knew that was possible they can went like right at the end of the last day they can start chirping so we did lockdown on day 18 who knew that did anybody know that chickens could chirp inside their eggs oh my gosh I'm gonna laugh if his foot comes out first oh he's like and he's like
There is, but it's probably my children screaming in the background. So I'm not going to turn the sound on. Mimi sends me this video of this fucking egg, this poor fucking chicken coming into the world and they are just screaming.
I'm like, I'm like that poor fucking chickens. Nervous system is not going to be regulated. We were so excited. Like we were, I'm telling you when Jay and I have our baby, I'm literally going to have candles in the fucking hospital room. The lights dim, shot a playing. Like I want the calmest environment. Bath going on.
literally somebody in the corner hitting the bowls i need somebody in there with a harp like i'm just i'm i want best baby to come into the world just regulated classical music playing i'll do it she's a full orchestra they say classical music i'll hire the fucking the fucking mariachi band that did your birthday last year they'll be whispering that'll be great is it coming
Oh, here it goes. He's so close. I mean, I say he, but it's it. I don't know what it is. It's an it. Do they have little penises? I don't know.
Are they born with any sexual organs? Yes. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Well, no, pretty early. I mean, not super early on. You can tell by their feathers, typically. Can't you just look and see if there's a wiener or a butthole or something? No, you can't tell this young. I will say, didn't know how barbaric it was that they're kind of, some of them stay attached to the egg. The little umbilical cord is attached and it will like drag the end of the egg around. So like, that's really rough to watch.
And then they'll dry off and fall out. Yeah. Some of them come out great and they just like flop out and they're good. Like the first one, I mean, it was so ideal for this chicken. Does anybody go through phases where they like absolutely love eggs and like eat them all the time? And then one...
smushy move in your mouth with an egg and you're like just turned off by them for fucking years at a time. I'm in the turned off stage. I accidentally got a small shell in mine one time and it crunched and I couldn't eat them for like two years. Oh, yeah. Fuck. My meal plan is about to change and I'm so excited because I won't have to eat eggs every morning. Yeah. I told her I was like,
I can't. I have the egg egg now. Yeah, that's what I did to myself because I remember I was eating eggs every fucking month. I literally started gagging. I was like, I can't finish them. I can't. I tried to do it the other day. I did it and I was just like, maybe not. Maybe just change the type of texture of egg that you have. Like maybe you can make it like
I don't know. Overeasy. I love good over easy. I love over easy. Those are my favorite. I love poached. I love a good poached egg. Maybe I could do a poached egg. I don't know how to poach eggs though. Everybody makes it look so fucking easy and it's not. Can't you do it in the microwave? I only know how to scramble. You would. I feel like if there was anyone, it would be you scrambling eggs. That's all I do. All right. Well, while we're waiting for this guy to come out, Mo is here in full effect, baby. Say hello to the viewers and listeners at home. Hello.
Hello viewers, I'm back. The bitch is back, baby. So let's give a little rundown. We won't get into details because, you know, it's whatever and this happened so long ago. But Mo is one of my best friends. She's been around for like, seriously, how long have we been together? I know Tasha and I have been best friends for over 30 years. You and I met when I was like 24? Yeah.
25? That's when I was with Chris, right? Yes. So I was with Chris for like 25, 26? 25, and I believe I was just...
one yeah that's when we started going to the pools yeah so 20 years yeah it's a long time 20 years 20 years of friendship um and she moved out here to nashville and i don't want to speak for you but i would say like you just weren't ready for the slow pace because i know that it took me honestly probably about seven years to fall in love with nashville
It was a long haul for me to fall in love with this place. Now you can't get me out of here. I won't even fucking leave if I don't, unless I'm getting paid, you know, but Momo moved out here. What? Like COVID 2020. Was that five years ago? Yeah. COVID.
Oh, happy COVID month, by the way. Yeah. Crazy. That's crazy. So yeah, Momo moved out here during COVID and she stayed for almost a year. Just about a year. Yeah. And I mean, she did good, but you know, I just wasn't ready. I wasn't ready. It wasn't in the right mindset. Yeah. I wasn't ready to give up that life. It's a different, it's different. It's a different pace out here. You know, like it's,
Vegas to fucking Nashville. You got to slow way down. And the people are completely different. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. It's way different. So, you know, Mo left, but we didn't leave on good terms because of how she did it, which really hurt my feelings. And so we ended up having a little bit of a falling out. I don't think we didn't talk for like a year, right? Yeah. We didn't talk. And you know, it's crazy. Cause when you sent me a message, I,
I had a dream that I received a message from you like weeks prior and I was at work and I was in the bathroom and I checked my phone and it was you that text me like this whole thing. And I was just like, whoa, what did I text? I forgot what I text. You just sent, it was like a apology thing. Like,
saying like we aren't like this we should have never ended like that yeah we've been through so much and I just want to make peace and amends and I was just like I think I cried a little actually I was in the bathroom by myself I don't like beefing with my girls like I don't care how we end yeah but when it comes to people who have been in my life like for years like Grace and I used to fight like a motherfucker dude and I always forgave her just because I feel like we
you know, perfect example with her is life is so short and you only get a handful of women in your life that you are, that you can love. Like we are so blessed to have the community of females that we have with each other. Even going to like Amber with native in Nashville, Taylor for you, like Nicole Combs for you, like just all the people that we have around us. And then our core, you know, like our, our little coven. Yeah. So it's like, to me, that's really special. And I never want to ever, uh,
Um, you know, not have that or how leave things unsaid. And I feel like life is way too short, which also explains why I'm friends with all of my exes too. You know, like I just am not that type of person. I literally cannot hold resentment to anybody. I don't care how fucking mad you made me in the moment.
we'll always be able to work it out you know yeah and so mo went through a hard time do you want to talk about it a little bit yeah what moving to florida yep so she left she went back to vegas yeah and then my sister my dad moved to florida and i flew out there with the suitcase and one dog
R.I.P.L.T. Oh, I know. So she ended up moving to Florida after she went back to Vegas. Not even fucking three to six months later. Yeah, not even. And she's been in Florida this whole time. And then she got into like a relationship. And, you know, we won't go too into depth with that. He's a bitch, though. I just would like to put that on record so many times to his face, too. He's a bitch. He's one of those dudes that.
We'll do something to you a hundred times, but if you do it back to him, he's the victim and Monica broke his heart, you know? And it's just like, but you'll get called the victim. Wisdom say boy. Bye. It's always in my head. Literally. Like, it's just like, whatever. Anyways, um,
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B-E-L-L-O dot com slash bunny. So Mo's back. I'm back. She moved back. She drove a fucking U-Haul, which I didn't think she was coming. We were all making bets. Oh, there's still bets going. So everybody chime on in. Oh, no, we got bets now for how long you're going to stay this time.
We'll see. The new one started. Okay. Mo keeps telling me, she's like, I'm not leaving. I'm like, I'll believe it when I see it. It's like with my kid, you know, like when Bailey does shit, I'm like, you know what? I'll believe it when I see it. Yeah. I'm not leaving. Yeah. I have no intuition going back to Florida. You're from Florida. I'm sorry, but I don't like that place. Yeah. It's not for me. Well, all the fucking weird shit we ever read is. Yeah. It's always fucking Florida. It is. Yeah.
Florida man. Is it as weird down there as it is that we read on? So I was in St. Petersburg, which is like kind of like chill retirement, but still a younger age group.
Yeah. But outside of St. Petersburg, yeah, you still got like those weird Florida people. Florida people get lit. I'm telling like they fucking do some crazy shit. You can go to Treasure Island and you'll see grandma and grandpa at nine o'clock in the morning drinking their bloody Mary's at the bar. Listen, grandma and grandpa probably earned that, though. Yeah. That might be me. That might be me. Grandchildren are there. Like everybody's there. It's like.
It's like walking in the cheers, but you're on a beach. Yes. That's funny. I love it. But Moski's back, and we're happy to have her however long she stays. I'm staying. Yeah. So we're happy to have Momo back. Yeah.
has the egg freaking hatched yet uh jason text me because i saw the flashlight going around he said i see a little bit of uh blood so i don't know none of them have had that yet but it could be god it could just be a vein that's in there because it is like the last one so oh for the love of god i hope this dude doesn't i don't i hope it's not like a fucking miscarriage right now i mean it's moving it's doing good he's doing
Trigger warning. Sorry, guys. You guys can see the egg back there. That's what the interior membrane and stuff looks like. Oh.
You guys, we're going to have a chicken cam, a chicken egg cam on the visual of this. If you're not subscribed to Patreon, you guys have to see this egg. It's literally being born right in front of us right now. The other side looks wide open. Yeah, I can see like a little black feather. Yeah, he's... Can you help them if they can't get it all the way off? Not like very emergency situation kind of thing. That's like...
worst worst worst case scenario you intervene but like 90% of the time you do not intervene with chickens because it's nature right yeah and it's like you know oh here it comes look at look at look at
he's gonna it's gonna it's gonna happen quick too like once it's like one good little stretch because he has zippered all the way around it the end is gonna pop open it is so crazy watching this egg just move like this yeah pop out with his wings already and i mean they come out well they come out running mimi just told me that i might be able to get some crow eggs and incubate crow eggs so if as long as it's not black market but if it is
Somebody message us and let me know if they have crow eggs because I will hatch my own freaking pet crows. I'll hatch my own murder. A whole ass murder. A whole ass murder that just hangs out with me every day. Everyone thinks these are crows. Baby crows. This is the closest thing you're going to get to a crow. I mean, legit. That's why a lot of people end up integrating these into their flocks is because the hawks can't tell the difference in crows and I am Simone's.
So because they do look like crows, it keeps your flock very safe. I mean, he's moving and shaking. Is that a little toe or is that his beak?
um his beak's on the other side now so like they start where their pip is right here in the corner and he has rotated himself itself all the way around and like tapped it all the way to the other side can you imagine trying to break out of an egg no that would suck that would be all and especially that early in life so like everyone was like why haven't you taken him out of the incubator so the
when they're gearing up to come out of these eggs, they ingest the yolk that's in there. So it gives them that food and nutrients they need for the 20 or 48 hours, 24 to 48 hours that they keep in the incubator. Yeah. So that's honestly what he could also be seen is something like that coming out. But do they come out eating seed or?
It looks almost like sand. It's a very fine grain version of an adult food, but it has more nutrients in it. And then you put these minerals in their waters, which gives them vitamins. Do you see how much whiter it's gotten now? Because he's pushing that top off. It's not even an egg shape anymore.
No, it's crazy. But yeah, today all of its brothers and sisters got moved to a brooder that's actually in my front bathroom because it's cold right now. So it's in the bathtub. He's really coming. Look at him. Look at him. Oh my God. It's crazy. He's rocking and rolling in there, dude. Rocking the cradle. Yeah. So we ended up, this will be a full-blooded Iamsimani and we only ended up with one mixed breed bird out of the whole batch. You make me want to take a nap.
Which I just learned today that roosters can fertilize any sort of species of chicken. That's insane. Yep. Our I Am Samani roosters got to our rocks and our...
Our rocks and then breed it out a little baby. And I thought I was putting all white eggs in the incubator at the final like haul of this. And one tricked me because I was doing it at nighttime. What if you accidentally grabbed a snake egg and incubated it? And I'd end up with a snake. How would you feel? Watch that snake come out? No, absolutely not. That's why it's taken so long. Oh God, it's a snake this entire time. We had no idea. A snake that chirps. Yeah.
No, we, and our fibro just started laying green eggs. So in about a week, a week to two weeks, I'm going to incubate some of those. Yeah. I mean, it's like green, green. It's so beautiful, but there it's, it's pixie eggs right now. The little ones that they first like hatch or they first produce are called pixie eggs. So they're a little too small for us to start.
Well, speaking of eggs hatching, I mean, let's while we're waiting for this guy to be born, let's talk a little bit about my IVF journey that I just went through, which I told you guys that I wasn't going to tell you guys about it. And I'm not telling you every detail, but I will tell you things about it, because honestly, when I was going through this, I realized how lonely of a journey IVF is.
It's very lonely. And granted, you have people surrounding you and like, you know, hopefully if you're going through it, you have, you know, friends, family who love you and know you're going through it. But at the same time, it's just you and these fucking hormones and the waiting and the egg retrieval. And like, you're the only person who can go through that, you know?
So, um, it's a lot to bear. It was a lot, you know, it like if I went through five years of infertility with me and Jason and it's a lot to bear on yourself. Truly. So it is, it is because honestly, especially doing IVF meds, it's like a fucking slot machine in Vegas, right?
You never know what you're going to get. It's a different outcome. What works for some doesn't work for others. You know, age is a factor. There's just so many things that go into it. And I don't want to say that I was blind and thought like, oh, I'm going to do one retrieval and it's going to be perfect. Like, no, I didn't. I didn't think that. I've never thought that. But I had hope that that's what it would be. Yeah, of course. I think everyone is with their first journey of it because you want to read the hopeful stuff. Yeah.
And it's like, oh, well, these people were able to do it. Why can't I do it? Yeah. But you're right. Everyone is different. Yeah. Shout out to all the girls on TikTok who document their journeys, who share information, who share emotions, who share like I was. I am literally on IVF TikTok. Yeah. Like for you. I've even made friends.
There's a girl named Jillian who like is on her journey and she's so sweet. She checks in with me, Selena spooky boo. That is my fucking baby. Shout out to her because honestly I would have never been able to get through this if it wasn't for Selena. Like Selena really encouraged me to like move forward and now she's having a beautiful little boy. Her
and Adam with their surrogate. Like, oh my God, that's going to be the cutest kid. Cause Selena already has the most beautiful face. Can you imagine that being a baby? Like, come on, it's crazy. Um, but yeah, Selena was the first person to tell me like, Hey, it's not that bad. Like don't read all this shit. Do it yourself. And I, I didn't believe her because I'm so sensitive to medication that I was like, I don't even take fucking a leave if I, unless I have to, you know?
So when I got home, well, I guess the first thing I could say was I was working with a clinic in New York, a very prestigious clinic, a well-known doctor.
And they were nice at first. They were very, you know, I almost threatened to leave within the first couple of weeks because I felt like a number and I just felt like I had six to eight people contacting me at a time. Nobody communicated with each other. So shit that I had already talked to one person about, another person would call me. And so I, you know, reached out to the doctor and I was like, hey man, I'm already overwhelmed. Like this is really overstimulating me. And he was more than accommodating and,
I was like, I'll have you have one contact person. So after that, the communication was great. We ran into a couple problems that I didn't expect. And he didn't really communicate with me the way that I was hoping he did. And granted, the dude's already rich as fuck off of, you know, making babies for people. I get it. He doesn't care much.
But when you're going through this, you want to feel like your doctor cares, you know? A personalization in it, yes. Yeah, and I had asked him, like he never made a phone call to me. He just gave me these test results over the phone and was just pretty much like, yep, there's nothing I can do for you, but I'll send you to another doctor to take care of it. And I was just like...
wait, this is going to set us back because I asked you about this three weeks ago. And when I said, what did I say? I said, I feel like we really dropped the ball here, but not being mean, but just like, Hey, just trying to communicate this fucking doctor flipped out on me.
drop the ball, drop the ball, like question mark, question mark, exclamation, exclamation, like just screaming at me over text message. I think you need to find a new clinic. I mean, just literally lost. I'm not the doctor for you. Yeah. Literally lost his ever loving mind on me. And I was just like,
Okay. That's all I said back. Cause I was like, I am not going to argue with this man. Like I am so thankful. I did not end up doing my IVF with him because I would have felt like one, just a number and two, like he genuinely has a temper problem. And the crazy thing is, is after that happened, I went onto a lot of the Facebook support groups for IVF and he has a reputation for doing that to people.
I'm glad you found that out so early on in your journey though. And not like halfway through, you know, and having to like pull and move and we're already in New York or something. Yeah. Or could you imagine if he was yelling at me before my egg retrieval, I wouldn't have done it. Oh my gosh. It's true.
Yeah. So that was God intervening. Maybe he was having a bad day, but he's never reached out to apologize. He's never nothing. Like he was just so rude. And then he was, he'd like was talking shit about my husband. He's like, your husband didn't even say thank you. I'm like, first of all, my husband has no idea about this entire process. And I just want to say also a lot of people were like, why wasn't your husband by your side at your egg retrieval? And I,
I didn't want him there. Yeah. That was said from day one. Literally when I started planning this last year, I said, baby, what's a month that you're going to be out of town? Because I did not want to have a bad reaction to these hormones and us fight.
So I was like, I, I will do these shots myself. Like I want you on tour, like do whatever you got to do to just not be around. So he went on tour in Canada and that's when I decided to do this. And that has been the plan from the start. I'm not one of those people who like includes my husband in like, you know, like when you were a child, um, and maybe this is a, is a trauma response. No. What is happening? Okay. Okay.
Maybe the fucking egg went missing on the screen and we all freaked out.
Maybe this is a trauma response because when I was younger, if I got in trouble, I wasn't allowed to regulate my emotions in front of anybody. My parents would send me to my room. So when I'm ever going through something that like is heavy for me or like that, I just don't, you know, crazy know how to deal with it. I isolate. And that's just how I've always been. You see it now. Oh, bro. That is crazy. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it does. So I didn't want Jay around and thank God because he was around the first few days that I was on fucking the birth control. I wanted to, I envisioned stabbing my husband with a fork.
I was like, I'm going, this is it. I'm going to fucking poke his eyes out with a dinglehopper. It's happening. It's really happening because Jay is also on hormones too, to help with his sperm and everything. So we're two hormonal bitches just in the same house. I literally cried two times. The two days he was home, I cried and Jay's so sweet. He just held me. He's like, baby, we're making a baby. I love you. He's like, just remember to keep your eye on the prize.
So for everybody asking, that's why Jay wasn't around. And I didn't want to wake up out of anesthesia and see him because who knows what would have came out of my mouth. You know what I'm saying? I am very good time. Yeah. I'm very unpredictable. And Mimi has always been at my surgeries. She's always been there and I just would rather have her there. She's my fucking, she's my person. Um, so anyways, we start the IVF meds. I have literally all, I have this calendar that I'm checking off everything and
What I tell you guys, please, if you're going to do this IVF journey, know that of course it's different for everybody. This fucking IVF cycle, this just the cycle was a cakewalk for me. Yeah.
Yeah. I took off the entire fucking month. So scared that I was going to have like bad reactions. And granted, yes, I had a low mood a couple of times, but I'm telling you, drinking magnesium saved my fucking life this entire two weeks that I was, well, actually I did it for 20 days. So the entire 20 days that I was priming and then did the stems, I only did stems for what? Nine days. And then I triggered on my 10th day. Okay.
So, like, my body responded so well to this medication that I ended up only stimming for a little over a week. And then I went into my egg retrieval. But we're not going to get into those results or anything like that. But I just want to let you guys know that...
It's not as scary as everybody makes it seem because I've read every freaking horror story. He has seen every horror story like and I was just like, oh, my God, this is it. It's going to be terrible. But it really wasn't. And the clinic I go to now is Tennessee Fertility Institute. Dr. Montville is amazing, you guys. So if you're in Nashville and you want to work with Dr. Montville, his bedside manner alone. Incredible. He's so sweet.
She watched some of the videos. She was like, that is like the sweetest doctor. He's so sweet. And I feel bad because we had a consultation with him last year and I told him this. So it's not like I'm just talking shit, but I was like, he's a dick. Like, and I don't know. I didn't understand. Like, cause I thought he was trying to scare me, but now I understand he was just being real. Yeah. He was just like, Hey man, you're an old bitch. Here's your fucking chances of doing this. And I just, you know, I didn't want to hear that, but yeah.
We're moving forward. Like I said, you guys will know when the babies have been here for about six months to a year. We'll just keep it at that. Dr. Montville is amazing. His entire staff is amazing. If you guys are on this journey, please check out Tennessee Fertility Institute. They actually care about you. They like Bailey, the girl that works there. Kelly, the girl that works there. Love them all. They're just so sweet. Southern hospitality, which is also completely different from New York. New York is so bright.
Brash. I don't know. Blunt. Yeah. That's a great word. No, he wasn't blunt. He was a jerk. He was. But I'm just saying like the staff and like how it would all been like you have so much more. It's compassion. Yeah, for sure. Literally, I'm dying of anxiety. I soaked through everything.
- I am so deathly afraid of anesthesia. Trust me guys, I would have way more fucking plastic surgery if I really fucking loved anesthesia, but I don't. Like that's the reason why I haven't gotten a facelift yet because I'm so scared to go under.
And I had two ice packs. The nurses were so sweet. They kept giving me ice packs. I soaked through them. They were completely, they were water. Like, can I leave now? I said, no, within minutes I was just like, Oh my God. So they put me on this fucking table. And of course the anesthesiologist has to be the hottest fucking anesthesiologist ever. He walks in, I have no makeup on fucking hair and a fucking hospital hat. You know, you just, you don't look hot, you know? And you're just not that it matters, but I was just like, and the most unconscionable,
comfortable procedure legs butthole up in the air I mean every hemorrhoid I have is poking out for sure you know like it's just it's the you are so vulnerable in this fucking situation that you just want the compassion and love that Tennessee Fertility Institute gives you yes but anyways
My heart rate was like 90 something, I think when I was laying on the bed and I was just, and when I panic, I don't want to talk. Don't talk to me. She doesn't don't ask her any questions. Don't talk to me. Let me breathe through it. Let me figure it out. You know, if I'm on my way to a gas chamber, which is what it felt like, I felt like I was like taking, I was getting the last rights read to me. Like I was so freaked out.
Dr. Montville comes over to me. He's like, so what's your favorite beach? And I was like, all of them. Like, I'm like, why are you talking to me right now? I cannot even think, but I couldn't even, I was so fucking nervous. I couldn't even say Dr. Montville. I can't talk right now, you know? And he's like, okay. He's like, close your eyes and picture you're on a beach. And the next thing I know, I woke up right next to Mimi.
With my legs spread wide open. Yeah. For some reason she came in and was just like, cause you're in pain. Cause you're in pain. So it's like, it literally feels like really bad cramps. So right now I'm three days post a retrieval three days guys. Oh, and I just want to tell you, I gained five pounds on the medication, which is all water. So it's like, yeah,
It's really nothing. And I've already dropped a pound of it today. I'm still in a lot of pain. Can't wear not a lot of pain. I'm still in it feels like period pain discomfort. Yeah, it's discomfort for sure. It's crampy. It's achy today. I woke up pretty achy, but I haven't had a hormone crash yet. Thank goodness. I've been feeling really tired, but not like anything crazy.
But when you first wake up out of egg retrieval, you're cramping so bad. So your first initial thing is to have your legs brought up because you're just like, oh, this hurts. You know, I think I could feel my cramps before, um,
I woke up. Yeah. You were kind of all, it was, it was a fun time. Mind you, we did not document all of this guys and she's ready. It'll be dropped. But it is so funny. Yeah. She watched through it. I was like, that is me. Yeah. That's me when I'm lit.
The TikToks you made are so good, bro. Bro, the fucking when I first opened my eyes, you see how I'm just not there at all. The lights are on and no one's home. It is crazy that people can function like that. How did Michael Jackson fucking take that shit? I don't know. That was a whole other thing. It's so crazy. The good sleep, though.
Oh, good little nap. I was up all day fucking doing shit. I think I had to crash and took naps here and there, but it was other than that, I was like outside hanging out. Yeah. We went and sat with the cows like not too long after I went home and ate like fucking three pancakes from Mo had you crackleberry carbo waiting for us. Like it was good.
So that's our little IVF journey. And I just want you guys to know that if you're at home contemplating doing IVF or have to do IVF because you can't conceive or you need help, whatever the reason is, nobody ever needs a reason. Just know that you're not alone and just know that
There's so many of us girls that are doing it. And if you really want a community, go find the fucking TikTok IVF girlies, man. Yeah. They're so sweet to each other. And they share everything. They really do. They really do. I wish I had TikTok when I was going through it. I went through it kind of alone. Yeah. There wasn't really like...
and especially I was really young when I went through it. Yeah. I wish there was someone I could have leaned on. Also, when I was like diagnosed with PCOS, it wasn't like a common knowledge thing. You know, I got diagnosed when I was like 19 and like he tells me this and I'm just like,
Came to you because I missed my period, you know, thought I was pregnant and you're telling me now I can't have kids like and I think that doctor wasn't as like knowledgeable about it because he blatantly as a 19 year old goes, you're probably not going to be able to have kids on your own. So you should look into, you know, options now if you're in a serious relationship. This was one at 19.
One month after meeting Jason and I had to go home because, you know, I moved in with Jason right after meeting him. Yeah. It was like two months after me and Jason started dating. I got told I couldn't have kids and I had to go to him and be like, hey, if you want to be with me, like I'm not I can't have kids. And I had zero information at this time. I just came to him and was like, I can't have kids. And he was like, then we'll do what we need to do.
Yeah, he took it really well. Like he was fantastic with the whole journey. So, you know, we were able to learn about PCOS infertility, learn all these things. I mean, there's plenty of hiccups you've had in this journey that I don't think you were even prepared for, you know? So it's like now you got to like research this and do that. And it's crazy. It's five years until we had Olivia. Yeah.
Yeah. And there is hope. There's always hope. You know, there's a couple of people have said, oh, she's not having a, she's having a surrogate cause she doesn't want to ruin her body. I saw those comments. Lord. First of all, do you guys not think that I don't have enough money to get my body redone? If I was to carry a child? Yeah. That part, bro. That part.
I love plastic surgery. So I would definitely makeover. I would shit out a kid six months later, have the body of my dreams, you know, but that's definitely not the reason that is something that you guys like the trolls at home have projected onto me. So are you saying I have a nice body? Like, thank you. Um,
But yeah, that's that's not real. Like I have endometriosis. I was just recently diagnosed with PCOS and fucking I had and I've talked about this before. I've had I've been so vocal about it. So in case you missed it, I've had a botched abortion at 16. And somebody's like, what do you mean by botched abortion? I mean, the fucking doctor ripped my insides out when he was giving me the abortion. So I don't know what damage he caused me.
But whatever he did cause ended up making me have two ectopic pregnancies. And then I had multiple miscarriages along the way. So, yeah. You've also been through this journey before. And they said, like, your tubes were not suitable. So the doctor at TFI, Tennessee Fertility Institute, she said, I have a beautiful uterus. It's my fallopian tubes that are fucked. Which from either the botched uterus.
From the ectopic pregnancies. Yeah. Something along those lines have caused so much scar tissue and damage because you had so much pain when you had that testing done. Oh, it was horrific. When I had the, it's like a HSG or something like that. Like it is terrible, dude. Yeah. But yeah, it's that we don't have a surrogate for any other reason besides the fact that I just cannot carry a child myself. Like there's too much risk. Could you imagine me having another ectopic pregnancy at fucking 45? Bro. Like, come on. At all. That'd be brutal.
No, that would be terrible. Yeah. Here it comes. Perfect timing. It's little wing just popped out. Oh my goodness.
Look at this. Oh my God. That is a sign. That is a sign. Jaime, I love you. Jaime said that's a sign. Oh, here comes Chachi. He loves a party. Oh my gosh. Look, Chachi's shaking. He's so excited. Oh my goodness. It's going to kind of flop around for a little bit. Oh, I can't wait.
The egg will hopefully fall off or it might drag the egg around. Poor guy, he's tired. Yeah, so they do come out. They are so tired. Look, look, look. Oh my goodness. It's coming to say hi. Okay, can you see it's a little umbilical cord right there stuck to his butt? Yeah.
On the other side over there. So where they pip is where their head is. Oh, there's a little wing. Oh, he's trying to get out. Oh, my goodness. Josh is so excited right now. He doesn't even know. He's like, I'm ready to party and don't know what's going on. Look, he's looking at it. Were you watching it, Josh? That was wild. Well, we had a baby, guys. Oh, my goodness. Baby Bloom is on TV. Look at it. It's a baby. It's a baby.
Look, he's like plicking the shells on top of his head. Can Jason take it off? No. Oh. Can't interrupt at all? No. Even though he's already out? It's locked down. Yes. It has to completely dry out before we can. So it'll stay in this incubator for about 24 hours. Yeah. And once it completely dries out, then we can take it out. Oh. I know. We can't break the seal right now. The humidity has to stay. Is that his head right there? Yeah. That's his little beak. Oh.
And his little, you know, little toast back there. So our I am Simone's and I get a lot of comments about this. They are not like show quality. You guys, I did not buy $5,000 birds. Don't let anyone like mistakenly tell you that. But baby, we're watching one of Mimi's chickens be born right now. Can you see it coming out of its egg? Is that not crazy? Yeah. Here, let me let me turn this around for you.
Thank you, baby. Your hair looks great. Isn't that cute? We named him Bloom. Bloomy. It's good. How many minutes have we been done, Jaime? 44 minutes in. Really good. Really, really good. Yeah, it was really good. Love you, bye. He's stuck. He's sitting up. I'm an uncle. I'm an uncle, guys.
What a sweet little baby. We don't know if it's a boy or a girl, but sweet little baby. That was nice. I got that on camera, too, so you can. Baby boom. That was really nice. Well, moving on, let's talk about how we just had a really great meeting with my publisher for the book. We just went and ate lunch with her, Carrie. She's a fucking badass. Dude, he's frustrated. He's pissed. No, he's dope. It's the umbilical cord.
I love Carrie so much. And I feel like Carrie is just exactly who we needed. She's a boss, dude. Boss-ass bitch. When she was talking about her backstory, I was like, bro, you're fucking dope. She moved from Virginia to New York. Worked multiple jobs. Was going to be a music journalist. Couldn't make it in that. And then somehow became a boss-ass bitch of a fucking publishing company. She just brushes over that. So you. Carrie, it is so...
hard to get into that. And she's like, well, it's not, you know, and I'm like, bro, it's hard. Like I literally have been looking into publishing my book since fucking back in the day. And they won't even talk to you. Like publishers will not even talk to you. Like you have to know people to get into that shit. So yeah, she's a boss dude, but we're excited because we were talking about possibly doing a book tour about doing, um,
you know meet and greets definitely a lot of press that's going to be coming around the book which brings up the dancing with the stars um i got offered to do dancing with the stars last year but we turned it down one because i didn't we wanted to do it the timing of my book coming out but two like what am i gonna do twerk on the fucking audience members lap like i cannot i
I can't listen. I can shake my ass and I can hold, I have rhythm, but you're not going to see me doing the fucking cha-cha or the waltz. Like there's, I just can't do that. There's, it's not going to happen. Yeah. Yeah. That'll be me. Like, you know, I would be happy if I made it just even to the second show because there's no way that I'm going to be able to fucking, I don't know. It's just, that's intimidating. It is a lot. Yeah. A lot of, uh, practice.
practicing too like they practiced for like months before too right yeah it's what did they want they wanted me to go to LA and like live in LA from like May until November yeah yeah and you have to if you miss a move you just start twerking you literally just practice you literally practice from like 11 in the morning to like 7 or 8 at night like it's that's your life it's a lot
Yeah, no, but and trust me, I would be so honored to be on Dancing with the Stars. And I'm so honored that they even considered me. But y'all don't want to see that.
You guys do not want to see that. There's no fucking way, dude. Somebody goes to lift me up and I'm like fart. Fart on them. Yeah. I'm definitely going to shit my pants and the costumes they wear. Like, come on. There's no way I'm going to a pussy lip is going to pop out. Oh, yeah. Not the pussy. Did you guys see that soccer game where the dude's ball fell off the side of his shirt?
No. What fucking soccer game was this? Yeah, I'll send it to you guys in the DMs. Was it a real? Yeah. It was a real game? No, I meant IG real.
Yes. Yes and yes. Okay. Got it. Like televised game? Mm-hmm. Why was his short so short? Why his balls so short? Have you seen Jaime shorts today? They're so short. Let's see them. Jaime, let's see. You got the Huchigati shorts? Those aren't that short. Those aren't, yeah. They were pretty short. They're above me. Yeah, maybe it was because you were sitting earlier, but I mean, they're pretty short. I mean, they're not terrible, though. I've seen shorter. Like my husband and his fucking Daisy Duke era. That was... Whoa. You guys, that commercial. Who cut those? Those...
Jason asked if it was his real legs. He goes, did he have a leg stunt double or those his real legs? Those are his real fucking legs. That was him. Listen, I told you guys my husband's translucent. He got the milky whites, baby. Does he not have any tattoos on his legs? No. No. He has none. That's crazy. He has some on his upper thighs, but you don't see him. Yeah.
Funny. No. Listen, he felt he FaceTime me from the set and he's like, baby, I got to show you something. And like handed somebody the phone and they'd like walked out. And I was like, oh, this is hot. This is like, I'm like, please, please wear these for me like at home.
like i love it that is so funny well is there anything else you guys want to talk about yes what do you got oh here we go yeah hold on oh yeah i found something on the internet i have to share with you guys here it up for the testicle it's not the testicle one i hope you guys haven't seen this let me switch all right say body the bird
He's officially unattached from the egg. He's tired. He's having a day. Poor baby. Happy birthday! I hope his foot's okay. That foot looks a little mangled. We'll find out once he stands up. If his foot curls in, we're going to have a little bit of an issue. It's okay. Let's hope both little feet just go flat.
Look at him. He's twerking. Look, that's Bunny. That would be Bunny dancing. That's me and Dancing with the Stars right there. Oh, they both look flat. Do they look flat? Yeah. It looks like a penguin. That's how I walk when I... That's what I look like when I first wake up in the morning. Looks like me getting a sweet treat at night. That's me walking to the bathroom every morning. Get it. Panting. It's tired. Well, normally it goes and rests on its brothers and sisters, but...
It'll get there in a couple of days. He doesn't have any brothers and sisters in there. He's all by himself. This dude's going to have fucking issues. He's going to have abandonment issues. He's going to be the emo chick. Not the emo chick. You're going to have an emo chick. What do you want to talk about next? Guys, let me disconnect this real quick. Did you guys see this on the internet? Because this is going viral right now. Yep. I literally just liked it. You guys...
It's in Missouri. Of course. Wait for it. This is an Amazon driver, you guys. Here we go. The cat's so confused. He licked the cat? He licked the cat. He picked these people's cat up and licks the cat. You can see him eyeballing the cat, too. Because he's like, what is that? He looks like he has people in his basement. Oh, dude.
I'm not joking. I would have freaked out if someone picked my chicken up on my front porch and licked it. Doesn't Amazon do like background checks on? No. Obviously not. It's like my strange addiction. Maybe he's like, I mean, cause I spit in Chachi's mouth. But that's your dog. Yeah. You're not a random. You didn't know that if like, there's a trick that I think Cesar Milan taught a long time ago where it's like to bond with your dog, you spit your spit in their mouths and it brings you like closer together. Yeah.
This is a random person's phone. I remember you saying that though a while ago. Could you imagine someone walking to Chachi and spitting in his mouth? All the time. I love him. No, a random Amazon driver. Oh no, I'd be pissed because it's his fucking dinner. But he didn't lick his mouth, he just licked his head, right? Licks his face. Maybe he was a cat another life.
He's like cleaning the cat like it was his kitten. Maybe he was a cat in another life and that's his thing. Maybe he's just fucking weird. That's his thing that he does. Comments are always the best part. No. Cat needs a cigarette after this. The internet is fucking never defeated, dude. Undefeated. Oh, that's great. I had to end it on a good little sweet cat note. Oh, man. I'm going to go home and lick crunch.
All right, guys. Are we out of here? We're out of here. I'll see you guys next week. Bye.