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Guys. Girls. We are our innies today. We are our innies today. We're our innies today. Just for fun, we thought we'd do like a severance ting. And it's good. Praise Kia. All hail.
Yeah, so we're in Lumen today and I want to start the episode just on some reflective stuff. Okay. Just actually not reflective. I should say like mental well-being. I thought we could do an exercise. So I would like to know who you think your outies are. I think my outie is audacious. In what sense? I think it's like a no holds bar type of thing. Like...
No consequences, doesn't really care for like the nature or order of things. He's just more of like a rebel, you know? - Maybe he's part of a biker gang. - Something like that, you know? - Yeah, fuck the man. - Yeah, bro. And it's just, he's active and he does what he wants when he wants and he doesn't really conform to the norms of society. I think that's what my outie's like. - Very nice. Ellis, who's your outie?
- I think, right, one, he doesn't smirk when he speaks. - He doesn't smirk, he's confident. He's confident with his delivery. - There's no smirking. - There's no lisp, Ivo. The face is symmetrical. - Damn. - Nah, but I think he's a lot more
I think this version is a lot more stress and got stuff going on. Okay. Whereas my out is a lot more like, I'm chilling, man. Oh, okay. He's playing video games. He's at the bar. He just don't give a shit. He's at the bar. He's chilling. Yeah, he's at the bar. Fair. Do you think he has a strong social life? Yeah. Oh, wow. Lots of friends? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah, he's out every Saturday, mate. - Yes! - Every weekend, mate, he's out, man. Yeah, yeah, he's out. - Whoa, okay. - Yeah. - Damn, your outie sounds like a badass. - Yeah, man. I think, oh yeah, he's badass, man. - Yeah. - He's cool. - Okay, cool. I think my, I like to imagine my outie as like,
a porn star or something. Obviously I do this as like my nine to five, but then he has like all this free time. - True. - And I just feel like he just like loves to like bang girls on camera and stuff. And I think he's like renowned for it. I don't think he's like a sleaze ball kind of guy. I think he's actually kind of like a romantic. - Okay, but that's just, is that just like a hobby?
- Yeah, I like to think he's quite wealthy. So he gets paid a lot for what he does because he's an artist more than anything. So he's actually more in it for the art and the connection and just gets paid because people enjoy it. Not because he needs the money. - Fair play. So they come to him? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. They come to him for sure.
They come to him. Yeah. Yeah, man. And I always feel like well rested when I'm in here. So I imagine he really like takes care of himself. Okay. I hear that. Yeah. I hear that. I hear that. Okay, cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Right. That's hilarious. So guys,
This week's question of the week was, please, Daddy Fwags. This week's question of the week was, what's the best way to apologize without apologizing? Amazing. And guys, we have one request. Please enjoy all of these equally. Is that a request from you? From Lumen. Oh. From Miss Casey. Say less. Yeah. Please enjoy all of the apologies equally. Right. What's the best way to apologize without apologizing?
I'll suck your dick from the back. Huh. Thing is, yeah. This is what pisses me off about that statement. First of all, no one's ever said that statement to me. Literally. Yeah. Literally. Maybe my outie, but not to me. Not to the innie. But like...
It's so sexy But it doesn't even make sense It really does I feel like I also feel like The position I would have to be in Only my outie can do stuff like that Yeah It's compromising Yeah It's very compromising Yeah damn And it would I feel like it would hurt me I hear what you're saying Because my hard dick goes Yeah yeah yeah
From the back, you can't suck that from the back. Maybe underneath. Yeah, underneath. Underneath is a different story, but from the back. Yeah, from the back is insane. Yeah, my outie loves different things. Wow. Yeah. Okay, cool. Right. What's the best way to apologize without actually apologizing? But you knew I was going to do it though. Toxic. Very toxic accountability. Yeah. Yeah. But you knew I was going to do it though.
So why are you crying? Why are you crying? We've had this discussion. Yeah. You literally knew I was going to do it. So what's the problem? What's the best way to apologize without apologizing? Which bag did you say you liked again? Wow. Yeah. Okay. I feel like I've got all the toxic ones. What's the best way to apologize without actually apologizing? I'm just sorry you feel that way. Yeah. I'm just sorry you feel that way. Yeah. Double down.
what's the best way to apologize without apologizing it's okay i know we both make mistakes it happens i forgive you wow i forgive you this is them apologizing yeah yeah we both make mistakes both make mistakes i forgive you i forgive you there it goes yeah that's yeah okay cool right best way to apologize about apologizing i'm gonna go and make dinner will you eat
- Will you eat? - Yes or no? - Yeah, yes or no? You gonna eat? - You're gonna say yes. - I'm gonna make a sign. You gonna eat it? - You gonna eat it? All right. - All right, shut up then. - Best way to apologize without apologizing. Fake sleep on the couch with barely anything on. - Stop. - Barely anything on. - That's tantalizing. - Wow, it is. Fake sleep on the couch with barely anything on. - Just jiggle.
- Yeah, I think they can just do whatever they want. - They can. - Because they have skin. - Yeah, they literally can because they have skin. - Wow, and this is how you apologize to me? All right, cool, cool. This is the most cockney response ever. What's the best way to apologize without actually apologizing? Don't be an idiot, babe. - Yeah, facts. - Stop being silly, babe. - Yeah, stop being stupid, babe. Fuck sake. - What's the best way to apologize without apologizing?
My mum never actually says sorry. She just gives me extra meat from the pot. - That's so af, but I love it. - Bro! - I love it. - Extra meat from the pot. - Yeah. - Damn. - You know you're her favourite that night. - Oh, 100. - You're her favourite. - That stew must be busted. That stew must be busted. - 100%. - I need stew. I need some stew. I'm gonna have stew in a minute. - Stew's good. - I love stew.
- Same. - Dumplings. - Don't give us that at the buffet. Stewed dumpling is. - Wow, that's a heart attack waiting to happen. - Right, best way to apologize without actually apologizing. - I'd say I'm sorry, but my mum didn't raise a liar. - Fair, fair. - Damn. - Best way to apologize without apologizing. Make a joke, but not too soon, 'cause the person might catch an even bigger attitude.
Oh, 100%. You got to time your jokes. You have to time it perfectly. Very well. Very well. Because it can't be too soon because it's like, wow, you're taking, you don't give a fuck. You really don't give a fuck. And you think this is funny. And it also can't be too late because then you're inadvertently just bringing it up again when it's already been squashed. Yep. So yeah, the joke has to be timed perfectly. Paste well. Right. Best way to apologize without actually apologizing. If I'd done something wrong, which I didn't, I'd feel bad about it.
Wow. Where do we go from here? Where do we go from here? Where did we go from here? Where was that supposed to land us? Yeah, because I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't do anything wrong. And if I did, I'd feel bad. Do I feel bad? No. So... Thus... Ergo. Yeah, we're back to that. All right. Square root. Last one from you. Best way to apologize without apologizing. My Amex is on the table if you need it.
Yeah. Wow. That's sexy stuff. Yeah, you got all the money and pussy ones. My Amex is on the table if you need it. Best way to apologize without actually apologizing. Mistakes were made. By whom? Let's not dwell. Fair.
- Short sweet. - Short sweet. - Let's not dwell. - My stakes were made, man. Let's wrap it up. - Yeah, let's keep going. Let's keep it stepping. - Yeah, man. - Let's say you've had an argument with your missus, something minor, just something minor, and you've gone to work, right? And you're coming back from work and you get in. What would, for you personally, what would be the best thing your missus could do without saying sorry? When you get home, something's done for you or whatever. - Yeah.
Yeah, instead of saying sorry. - I think mine would be a warm embrace, like a solid, none of these like, eh, like I need you to feel present. So give me a warm embrace and I wanna smell food as I walk in. Those two things, yeah. I'm in for a good evening 'cause I know she's sorry, I know I'm sorry and we forgive each other. Let's have a good evening. Let's put on Netflix. - Yeah, man. - Yeah, my thing would be, I can already picture it. Wow.
I can actually already picture it. - Yeah. - My thing would be, I walk in probably wearing this get up, I'm stressed. - Yeah, it's been a long day. - The weight of the world's on my shoulders. The weight of the world's on my shoulders, I'm walking in like, oh man. I just wanna relax. I kick my shoes off, go into my gaming room and just start playing 'cause I don't wanna talk to this bitch. She's upset me. And then she comes in behind, head strokes. Nails through the hair and a kiss on the neck while I'm focused. I know all the stressful metal way.
And that's when I'm like, I think if you had it. - Fair play. - I think if there's no words, I don't want words. Headstrokes, kiss on the neck. - I don't want to talk to this guy. - Fair play. - What about you Ellis? - I think I'd get in and I go straight for a shower in the bathroom and I come out
I'm looking at a mirror and I'm doing skincare or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she comes behind me. Gives me a hug from behind. You can see each other in the mirror. Locking eyes in the mirror. Topless or no? Goodbye, brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then literally, you don't need to say sorry. And it's just like food's ready for you whenever you're ready. Take your time.
- That's sexy. - Chill him. - That's sexy. - Chill him. - That is fucking sexy. - And we don't even look at each other, it's just through the mirror. - Mm, that's sexy. - That's it, that's all I need to hear. - I'll spank her on the way out. - I'll be solid as well. - Yeah, I'll be solid as well. I'll spank her, yeah. Yeah, she'll leave and the towel's just balanced on my dick. It's just pitched up on my dick.
- Yeah, fuck dinner. - Yeah, man. - I'm hungry now. - Woo wee. - Wow, yeah. God, we just chat shit, don't we? - We do. - Right guys, welcome in. - Welcome back. - Welcome back to Lumen, praise Kia. - Yes, sir. - And if you really wanna praise Kia, head on over to patreon.com/shitsandgeeks immediately, where you will find years and years and years of content
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Whenever I can, I am reading fantasy books. It is fairies, dragons and sex. So we are reading Fourth Wing at the minute. And last time we checked in, we had just a quick recap. Main character, Violet Sorongale. Her mother, Lilith General. Her dead brother, Brennan, who was killed by Zayden's dad. Yeah.
The love triangle is currently between Dane, Zayden and Violet. She's just fucked Zayden and it was sensational. She's killed Jack. She's got Ten and Adana as her dragons. Zayden's dragon is Scale, who is bonded with Ten. So they're mates, which means Zayden and Violet are bonded in life and death now forever. Okay. Right.
There have been some developments. Okay, talk to me. Right, so I'm going to put sex on the table for today. Okay. Just so you know. I will say, Violet... So, the last time we left it, Zayden was finger-fucking the shit out of Violet. Yeah, yeah. Violet, as we said, is a lightning wielder. Yeah, and she can stop time. And she can stop time, but that's a secret. Okay. And...
Basically, long story short, Zayden was fucking her so good that lightning was crashing everywhere and she couldn't control her powers. And every orgasm she'd had, there would be lightning crashing and smashing through the windows and stuff. It was buff. That's euphoric. Yeah, it was buff. And he would use his shadows to protect her because he's a shadow builder. It was sexy. So long story short, there is a special day that they run every year where the...
For context also, Dane is a mind reader. Oh. But he can only read your mind if he touches your face. Okay. Whilst he's touching or if he touches you, I can permanently read your mind? No, no, no, whilst he's touching. Okay, cool. Whilst he's touching. But I don't think it's like time related. I think as soon as he touches you, he can get like... Information. Loads of information. I don't think he needs to touch you for 10 minutes to get 10 minutes of information. Okay. So, long story short...
They've been violent as they've been fucking. Dane doesn't know about it. No one knows about it because Zayden's a third year and third year shouldn't be fucking first years, especially if you're a wing leader like Zayden is. So anyway, now, as I said, Violet's dad who is dead, he's not on this map, was a scribe and trained Violet to be a scribe her whole life. Then last minute Uno reverse Bollywood twist.
She got sent into the writer's core. Now, her dad used to read her these fables, these fables all the time. Okay.
About what they call Venin. Okay. Now Venin, as I said before, on this continent, you've got one half of the continent, dragons, and they have magic. And they put their magic into their riders. On the other half of the continent, we're at war with griffin riders and griffins, and they pour magic into their riders. Okay. And then there are fabled stories about a third race of people called Venin. Okay. And they get their magic from the earth. Okay.
Okay. And they're evil as fuck. Okay. They're the orbs. They're the orbs. They're almost like the orcs of like Lord of the Rings. Lord of the Rings. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Underground. Underground. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're nasty bastards. And basically the magic just corrupts their soul. Okay. So, but that's all fable. And long story short, there is war games and...
Basically, every year there's war games and it helps. They say it knocks off like 10% of the fucking academy. All three years have to do the war games and you get separated into your wing and your wing leaders and all this kind of stuff to go out some war games. So in the middle of Violet and Zayden, they were in a sex fest one night. One night they were in a sex fest. It was the anniversary of Zayden's dad's death and he was wallowing.
- So we needed. - And yeah, and Violet was like, "Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'ma hold you. - He was like, "Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop." When I say he ate her, Tom, ate it, ate it. - Okay. - Yeah, ate it, and then they banged, and they went rounds after rounds after rounds. - Fair. - Lightning was going everywhere all night. - Yeah.
They've been banging, banging, banging. All of a sudden there's a knock on Zayden's door. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. It's one of the- - Whilst? - Whilst they're like mid stroke. So they scurry to get dressed. Zayden opens the door and is like, "What the fuck?" And he was like, "Bro, I swear to God, this better be life or death." - Yeah. - Because I'm clapping cheeks like I've never clapped. - I'm busy. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, "I promise you it's life or death." So they all get rushed and they heard that there's attack on their school. - Okay. - So they rushed to the front and they're like, "What's going on? What's going on? Everyone get ready. There's attack on the school." One of the generals pulls up and was like,
Joketing is actually Dane's dad, who is Lilith's closest advisor, which I sold last time. He was like, Joketing is actually time for war games. War games is like the fucking... Imagine... What is it in Harry Potter? The...
- The Goblet of Fire. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like that kind of thing. It's like in war games, we get to see who the cream of the crop are out of our students, right? And that's how first years will go into second year. And then they're gonna be now like squad leaders. And then second years are gonna go into third years like wing leaders.
Third years are now going to see how good they are at leading and then they might get promoted once they graduate into like certain perks and all this kind of stuff. War games is how we decide what rank you're going to be moving into the next thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So Dane's dad's like, joke ting you man, it's war games time. Fourth wing, you're going to be going over here. Third wing, you're going over here. Second wing, da, da, da, da, da, da. So violence with Dane and they're about to fly off somewhere. Zayden pulls up and he's like, Dane,
run my girl over here. Dane's like, you can fuck yourself because Dane doesn't like Zayden because he, Dane knows Zayden is obviously son of the great betrayer. Although he's one of the marked ones. He doesn't trust him. He knows he's got, he reckons he's going to try and kill Violet at some place or time. Violet's like, um,
Dane calmed down. Dane's like, Zayden, fuck yourself. Zayden's like, big man, I'm a third year. I'm your wing leader. I'm taking this bitch. Because we're tied together. So it doesn't- But little does Dane know. Little does Dane know that they've been fucking the whole time. He just thinks they're tied together because they're dragons. So then Zayden's like, Dane, shut the fuck up. I'll do what I want. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Then Violet grabs Zayden's hand and says, babe, stop. Dane deeps it and says, what the fuck?
"What did you just say?" And then Violet's like, "I didn't want you to find out like this." And then Dane was like, "You've been fucking desperate." And she's like, "Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. "Like, it's not that deep." He's like, "Yeah, Dane melts." And he's like, "Babe, no, you can't, you can't. "You can't be fucking this guy." - Dane calls Violet, "Babe." - Yeah, well, he says something along the lines, it's like, and then he's just broken. - Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's like, "If you really have to go with him, then go."
So Violet's about to go and he says, he turns to Violet and says, I'm really going to miss you. She's like, damn, that's rough. Two twos now. They fly off. They fly like seven hours and all of a sudden they're taking a break at some lake and they're on their way to their like, what do you call it?
They're on their way to their outpost where Zayden's been sent. So now Dane's dad has sent Zayden and his crew all the way to some outpost. Now, a key point is the wards. So where these men live, they have what they call wards, which stop...
magic from the outside coming in. So only dragon magic exists within these wards. So when griffins fly in to attack, they can't use magic. So long story short, these man fly and the outpost that Zayden's been sent to is outside of the wards. So that's why Dane was like, Violet, you're not going there. Because where he's been sent, it's all free game out there. You cannot go past the wards. Violet's like, bro,
I'll be safe, don't worry. I'm a lightning warder, you don't know about me. And he's like, all right, cool, I'll miss you, innit? So they pull up and it turns out, so Zayden pulls up and then they all pull up to this outpost. Now, what, okay, this is hard to explain, but basically Violet finds out on this ting that Zayden has been helping the enemy.
Who's the enemy? The griffon riders. Okay. So they pulled up on their way to the outpost. They pulled up on a lake for the dragons to drink. Okay. Now they've got like half an hour while they're chilling, chilling. Zayden and Violet just lips and lips and lips. They can't keep their hands off each other. All of a sudden, Zayden hears some chick laughing in the forest. He turns around and says, Violet, I'm so sorry. Just shut up and stay here. Violet hears a griffon rider say, is that a fucking Sorengale? And then,
Zayden's like, shut the fuck up. What are you doing here? You're a day early. Violet's like, a day early? - This is what Zayden's saying. - Zayden's saying to the Gryphon Rider, shut up, you're a day early, what are you doing here? Violet's like, a day early for what? A day, let's kill this bitch. Why are we talking? And she's looking at her, she's looking at Teyenne and Adana like, let's pull up. We're about to kill some Gryphons.
All of a sudden Zayn is like, don't fight. And the fighter's about to shoot some lightning. He's like, don't, don't you dare. And she's like, what? What's happening? What do you mean don't I dare? They're the ops. Let's kill them. Why are you trying like you know this bitch? Yeah.
He's like, listen, listen. And she's like, hell no. She looks around. She realizes. So basically there's also a law that she told you all the marked children. Yeah. It's a law that not three of them together are not allowed more than three. They're not allowed to group up.
So because the government is so scared of another uprising. Yes. If you're, if you're the child of a betrayer. Yes. You were never allowed to be in groups of three or more. Okay. Literally three is the max. Okay. There's any more of you gang, you man are dead. Okay. So she looks around and she realizes, hang on.
Zayden's a marked one. My boy Liam's here with us. He's a marked one. This chick over here, Imogen, she's a marked one. This person, there's 10 of us and they're all fucking marked ones. I'm the only one that's not. And now these men are chatting to fucking Griffin Riders. Okay. Oh shit. Zayden's been playing me this whole time. Dane was trying to warn me about this guy. These times he's been playing me the whole time, bro. He's chirps in Griffin Riders and he's set up, he's managed to set up a whole group of marked ones.
a whole group of these niggas. And I didn't even clock it because my pussy's wet. - Yeah, it's giving the red wedding. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. She looked around and was like, "Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God." - It's a setup. - Yeah, this is a fucking setup. - Okay. - So Zayden's like, "Babe, hear me out." She says, "Babe me one more time." - One more fucking time. - "You're gonna burn where you stand."
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll burn when you start. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't fucking babe me. Yeah, yeah. So she's losing her shit, losing her shit. And she's like, all you man are ops. Yeah. Like you fucking dickhead. And she turns to her dragon, Tan, and is like, why are you not burning this bread? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you know about this? Because his dragon is, bro. And he's like, again, babe, like, it's all good. Like, you have to trust us. And she's like,
My whole world is crumbling. Yeah. My whole world is crumbling. Yeah. I can't take this. So long story short, Zayden turns to her and says, look, I've been helping them because they're being attacked by Venin. Okay. And she's like, big man Venin are a myth. That's a bedtime story. Yeah. You expect me to believe that you fucking prick. He's like, I promise you it's true. The Griffin riders like,
Babe, it's true. She's like, you can fuck yourself. Don't ever fucking call me babe. You dickhead. Don't even speak to me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's like, and then Tan turns to her. Her dragon's like, Violet, I promise you it's true. These Venom are moving mad. And she's like, do you not think, um,
we would do you not think our whole life would be different if Venin were like roaming the streets yeah and then Zayden says the reason you don't know about it is because the only way you can kill a Venin is with this special material it's the same material our country uses to build the wards around the thing
And she's like, "That can't be true. Like our country would never just abandon the rest of the world to be killed by Venin while we're chilling in our wards. That's impossible." He's like, "Swear? All right, cool. Well, the only way you can kill these Venin is with this blade." She takes the blade and said, "You stole this from my mom's desk. My mom has this blade." It's like, "Exactly, 'cause your mom knew all about it. Your mom has the one just like this." Her role is rocked.
Wow. Her world is rocked. So now she's found out that her mum is part of a whole country organisation that's been lying to the whole country about another enemy. The Griffin Riders were never the enemy. It's just the Veni.
And they're ready to go in and they're murking people and their country just stay safe in the wards. So they're like, Val is like, nah, impossible. And he's like, I promise you it's possible. And he said, my dad was no betrayer. He was trying to let the country know what's going on. And your mom killed him. Your mom killed him. So the mom's the real snake. Yeah, the mom's the real ops. Damn, what a twist. Fucking twist. This was me at half past midnight last night. I couldn't put it down. Ha ha ha.
I couldn't put it down. - What a twist. - I couldn't put it down. - Okay. - So it's like, your mom is the fucking up and the other generals, your mom and the other generals and the king killed my dad because he was trying to let our country know that Veni and I are moving mad. And the only reason she believes Zayden is one, because her dragon said, I promise you it's true. - Yeah.
Her dad, like I said, was a scribe and he would read her these fables all the time about Vennine. And when she went into the scribe quarters, basically she lost that book. - Okay. - And when her dad died, she lost the book and she was trying to find it again. And she went to so many libraries looking for this book and she could never find it. And she kept asking, "Do you know where I can find this book? Do you know where I can find this book?" It's called the Fables of da da da. And everyone's like, "Never heard of that in my life." And she's like, "That's impossible."
and it turns out her dad was trying to teach her about venin the whole time without ever letting it slip anyone else know yeah yeah yeah removed it from history they've removed it from history so she's deep in if the only reason i'm believing is because my dad used to read me this book all the time and no one knows anything about this book wow and he always used to drop prods like like if it makes sense make it make sense it's true so anyway
They've now pulled up to where they're supposed to be at their outpost. Outside of the Vale. Outside of the Vale. They pulled up to that outpost and there's supposed to be hundreds of soldiers there. While they're doing their war games, there's supposed to be hundreds of normal soldiers there. They pull up, the whole outpost is empty. So Zayden's like, what the fuck is going on here? Now, even though...
This is a good thing. Even though Violet didn't know that Zayden was helping the ops, since she's been fucking him, she did know that he keeps flying out of school after curfew. Okay. She's asking, where do you keep going? And he's like, mind your business, babe. And she's like, that's sexy and secretive. I'm not going to ask. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah. So, yeah, she just thinks he's a mystery man and he's sexy. So he keeps flying off, flying off. And she's been asking Zayden, where are you going? Where are you going? And he's like, mind your fucking business. And, um,
He's like, just don't tell anyone I've been flying off. And he, she's been like, I bet. So they get to the outpost. They're supposed to find their war games mission. There's supposed to be hundreds of soldiers here that are just doing their normal soldier business. This is supposed to be a school exercise. Zayden's like, where the fuck is everyone? Big man, one of the other guys finds a letter addressed to Zayden from Dane's dad, the general.
The one that's dead. No, no, no, no. So, um, Danes dad is dead, no? No, no, Danes, sorry. Zayden's dad is dead. Oh, Zayden's dad is dead. Danes dad is Lilith's advisor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's the one who said it's war games time. So Lilith's advisor, Danes dad has gone, written a letter to Zayden and said, um, your mission, Zayden, is to see whether you love your country or if you love these fucking civilians that you keep flying out to protect all the fucking time.
"You think I didn't know what you've been doing?" And then Zayden's like, he turns to Violet and says, "Did you tell Dane that I've been flying out?" And she's like, "I promise you, I've never told him nothing." And she said, "Have you ever let him touch your face?" She's like, "No, no, no, no, he wouldn't. He would never." He's like, "Bitch!"
Has he touched your face? - Yes or no. - Yes or no? - Yeah. - And she's like, yeah, bear types. - How is she to know though? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. - How is she to know? - She was like, I would know if he's been reading my mind. He said, I promise you wouldn't know.
You let him touch your face, which means he knows I've been flying off and doing shit, which means he's run and told his dad that one of the fucking betrayer's kids has been flying off, doing some shit, protecting civilians from the Venian. Zayden knows about the Venian, which is why when Zayden was like, Violet's coming with me, Dane said, I'm going to miss you. Ambush ting. His dad set him up on an ambush ting. Wow. Dane was basically saying, you're going to go with him and you're going to die. You're going to die. Because my dad set up a ting.
Him and all of his marked ones that he thinks he's played into getting all together. My dad knew they were going to do that. They're all fucking dead. Because you can't be three or more. Yeah, can't be three or more. My dad's not a dickhead. I told him. I read your mind and I fucking told him everything. Wow, and Lilith kept quiet. All of them kept quiet. So now, yeah. So now they're at this outpost and they look down, there's Venin Merk in a town. There's Venin Merk in a town. And yeah, they will know
If Dane's basically Dane's dad knows that they're not powerful enough to stop these vending down there. Okay. So you either, you're either with your country and you ignore the vending like we've been and get your ass back behind the wards and you can fly off where these other men are expecting you at the real outpost or you can go down there and try and protect these civilians and get your ass killed. That's what Dane's dad said. Damn. So then they all turned around and were like, fuck Dane's dad. Let's go down there and see if we can make these vending. Okay. And that's where I'm at right now.
I'm at like 93% through the book. There's going to be a twist at the end. I know there is. Me and Megan have been going back and forth. She's like, you have to finish it immediately. You have to finish it immediately. Damn. Yeah.
It's very interesting. I'm very locked in. Yeah, so now at the minute, it's dragons and griffins working together to fight these Venians. And the Venian make their own dragons called Wyvern. Okay. Yeah, just like the orcs make the Uruk-hai. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Venian make their own dragons called Wyvern. Okay. So it's literally dragons and griffins versus Wyvern and...
- Say less. - It's juicy. - Fair play, man. - It's juicy. - Yeah, that's cool. That was part two. - Yeah, that's part two of daddy fantasy. So yeah, no sex ed updates today, but the beef is beefing. - I mean, I'm locked in, James. - Oh, bro. - I'm locked in. - I'm fucking glad. - Fair play. - Yeah, it's juicy. Right guys, so it is time for Luodingo. As you know, Fiyad and I have been learning Japanese for the last few weeks. I think I just hit day 28.
I hit, I'm not done today. So I'm, have you done today? Oh, so I'm on the same day as you then. - All right, cool. 28 day streak and I'm feeling good. Are you- - 'Cause I'm still on the same thingy. I'm not on the pink one yet. I'm still on the countries bit. - Okay, fair enough. - I'm not being, I'm not been binging as much as I have been in the past. - All right, fair play. - But I'm still doing it every day to keep my streak. See what I'm saying? Yeah, I've not been binging it yet. - I hear you. I hear you. Right, okay, cool.
I had guessed that. So the questions that I've got for you today, I didn't include anything from Pink. Okay, cool. Cool. Cool. So who wants to go first? You can go first. Right. I've got three questions for Fuad to test his Japanese and we're going to see how he gets on. Yeah. So I want you to say All Might is big and Japanese. All Might is big and Japanese. All Might. All Might san uki to Nihonjin. Very nearly.
What am I missing? You're missing one word. All Might San Wa. Yes! All Might San Wa Oki To Nihujin. Oh, you're missing two words. Say the sentence again. All Might is big and Japanese. You're missing two filler words. So you got the wa and there's one other filler that you've forgotten. All Might San Wa Oki To. You said and, no? And, yeah. You said to before. There's one word after oiki that you're forgetting.
It's not this, is it? Yeah. It will be. Okay. Okay. So it will be. Correct. Okay. Nice. Fair play. Yeah. Okay. Your one. Yeah. I want you to say, is James English? Is James English? James San Wa...
Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. All right. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Right. Next one. I want you to say Ellis is small and British. Ellis is small and British.
Very nice. Yeah. Well done. Thank you. Well done. Well done. All right, cool. I want you to say, this is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil. This is Brazil.
- No, I don't think there's this. - No this? - The core is the this and the y is the connective. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah. - Yeah, this is Brazil, well done. - All right, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. - Well done, well done, well done. All right, one for me. - Damn, I feel bad. I feel like you've been giving me easy ones, I've given you hard ones. - No, it's fine bro. - The next one is hard. - All right, I'm here for it man. - All right, it's a long one. - Okay. - Right, so you might wanna type this out. I want you to say, he's a nice doctor, comma,
She's a cool student And is rice tasty? I remember changes that So he's a nice doctor She's a cool student And is rice tasty? Is rice tasty? Cool Yasashi Ishai desu Kakoi Gakusei desu To Oiki Gohan desu ka? Oh no it's Gohan Oiki desu ka? Not Oiki What's tasty? Isn't it Oiki? Oiki is big Similar
Oh, oiki, yeah. What is tasty? Oishi. Oishi. So I'm gonna say it all again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I'm Japanese. I'm gonna say it all again. So, uh, yasashisha desu. Kakui, kakui, gakushi desu. To, I've forgotten already. Um, to, uh, tasty is, I've just forgotten what tasty is already. Oishi. Oishi. Oishi gohan desu ka?
- Very nice. - Wow. - Tough. - Wow, very tough. - Very play, yeah, you put me on spot there. So my last one, I'm gonna add stuff too as well. So I want you to say a nice doctor and a nice person, and this is tasty green tea. - A nice doctor and a nice person and tasty green- - This is tasty green tea. - This is tasty green tea. Fuck my life. Right, Yasashii Shodesu.
- Oh no, ain't nice dog, no des. - No des. - 'Cause it's not a he or she. Right. Yes. - Well done. - Thank you, bro. Well done to you. - Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. We're learning Japanese guys. - We're fully learning Japanese on Luwadingo. So guys, if you want,
The S&G promo code for Leo Dingo, it doesn't exist because they haven't dropped the bag. They haven't dropped the bag. That's why we will not be speaking their Christian name on this show until they drop racks. So, yeah. Who am I? We haven't done that in ages. We haven't done who am I in ages. Let's do who am I. We actually haven't. Tia sent us this who am I today. Ellis, I'm banking on you.
Because I know who had shits on you in this game, typically. And this one's an easy one. It really is an easy one. So the rules are, I'm reading a fictional character. And once you know who it is, raise your hand, take a guess. If you, for this one, if you take a guess and get it wrong, you have to wait until the end to guess again. Right, who am I? I'm a retired intellectual with a knack for travel.
My so-called golden years were born out of losing the love of my life, which newsflash, newsflash turns out to be a pretty efficient way to realize that attachments are just a cosmic joke. Now, I spend my days crammed into this boring pedestrian existence, cohabiting with my grandson, my daughter, and her evolutionary dead end of a husband.
In search for excitement and adventure to fill the void, I am accompanied by my grandson, whose involvement in my endeavors, often unwitting and involuntary, demonstrates the suboptimal nature of human intellectual capacity in comparison to my own.
- Yep. - Rick. - Yes bro, well played. - Fair play. - Rick from Rick and Morty. - Fair play. - Well played bro, that was quick. - I had to remember that he lost his wife. I forgot he lost his wife to be fair. I forgot about that episode, so I had to remember that. - Bro, the episode where he was talking about losing his wife.
Intense. Yeah, it was peak. Dark, man. Really, really, really peak. Yeah. Because everyone's rewatched it many a times. But I think in the most recent season, they delve into, I think season seven, they delve into him trying to find his wife again and going through all that stuff. And how they depict Rick in season seven compared to season one, there's a big disparity. Like in season one, episode one, he is a drunk. Yeah.
- Oh yeah, 100%. - He's burping every five seconds. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, full on drugs. - Whereas in season seven, he's a man on a mission to find his wife or the killer of his wife. - Yeah. - Am I incorrect? Is the killer of his wife him?
Didn't she explode? She did explode by him. By him, right? By him, yeah. Because of Rick. His future self. Right, yeah, yeah. Because he was trying to figure out the space-time dimension thing and then he dropped something, blew his wife up and his daughter, and then, yeah, he was depressed, bro. Yeah, that's what happened. Dark, man. Damn. Really dark. Fucking damn. Great show. Right, so before we finish today, you, man. Okay, where are you, man, at in Severance?
So in Severance, I'm currently on... I've just watched the episode where Irv realised that Helya is Helena. Oh, Helena Egan. Oh, it's Helena Egan, rather. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And she was saying, "Is her changer back now?" And he's fucking drowning her in it. - He's drowning that bitch. - Yeah, that's where I've ended. - That was buff. - Milchick is like, "Oh, you're gone." - You're axed. - You're gone. - Especially when she was like, "Bro, that scene when he was drowning her, drowning her, drowning her." And she was like, "Stop, stop, stop. Everyone stop, stop." And then she goes, "Seth, do it." - Just do it.
Yeah. I was like, damn. Because Irv isn't a waste man. He clots from jump. Irv doesn't fuck around. As soon as he was questioning a gardener at night, what was he wearing? What time was it? Yeah. All this stuff's like, yeah, Irv, you're smart, bro. Yeah, that night gardener, he wasn't playing that shit. He wasn't playing about it, bro. Damn. Have you seen that, by the way, Ellis? I haven't watched Severance. I need to watch it. Oh, my God.
It's fine. No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,
This fucking guy and I can't wait to see the shoot. I'm gonna start it I watched like one or two episodes and I couldn't lock in one I was probably in the wrong mindset when I watched it you ever started a show before you just not yeah That might be a factor because I only tried watching it once but I need to I need to watch it cuz it looks amazing It is amazing. It looks wicked. We literally dressed up for this. Oh
- I can't believe what I'm hearing. - Yeah, yeah. - I thought he's not watched it. - I did say it in the meeting. I said, I've never watched it. I said, I'll have to research it. - Damn fair. - 'Cause I need to get the aesthetic and stuff.
- Where are you up to? Obviously don't say, 'cause I know you're ahead of me. - I'll forget. This has happened before where you guys have spoke about shows while I haven't watched yet. I forget. - Fair. - So you can say what you want. I'll let you forget. - Where I'm at right now is two, I wanna spoil the whole thing. - Oh, okay. - So where I'm at right now, I think I'm two episodes ahead of you, maybe three. - Okay. - So you've seen, okay, I'm gonna give you not spoilers, but just like little teasies. - Okay. - Yeah.
Obviously you've seen Dylan's new perk at work. Dylan's new perk at work. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, he's allowed to see. He's allowed to see developments there. Okay. Ups and downs, smiles and frowns developments there. Okay, okay. Wow. Okay, okay, okay. The Dylan storyline where I just watched yesterday. Wow. Fair. Okay.
Obviously there's also Irv developments, but out of Irv. - Makes sense. - Because any of it's charged. I don't even know if you've seen this. Have you seen any Miss Casey business? You haven't. - No, because obviously in episode one, I don't think she was in it because they sacked her, but then Helly R or Helena Egan,
oh, we need you at a higher ranking or something, but I've not seen any more development from that now because obviously Milchik runs the bitch downstairs. So yeah. Miss Casey developments. Swear. Yep. Okay. Mark developments. Wow. Wow. Okay. And God, you've got so much to watch and you find out something very tasty about Miss Cobel.
Very fucking tasty. And Milchix, where I'm at right now, Milchix literally had enough.
Okay. He's had enough from the men upstairs. He's had enough from the severed cunts downstairs. Okay. He's had his wits end with everyone. Say less. Even Miss Wong's getting on his tits. Oh, I forgot she existed. Yeah, Miss Wong. Yeah, it's juicy. What I watched last night I thought was the season finale, but it's not. Interesting. They structure the whole episode like, say, a season finale. Okay. Bro. Also, I didn't realize they have, did you know at the end of every episode they have a breakdown?
- Yes, I noticed that. I think it was, I don't think it's every, I think it started from like episode two or three. - Oh, okay. - But I saw one of them. - Yeah, last night was the first one I've seen. I was like, oh damn, I needed this. - Because it says at the beginning of the episodes, it says, oh, watch post-credits, something, something, something. It comes up on the thingy. - I skip, skip, skip. - It says watch the post, or watch post-credits to see like behind the scenes or whatever. - Developments about Bert as well, actually. - Okay. - Hmm.
You're in for a fucking- I forgot that existed as well. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro? Yeah, left in season one. You're in for a treat with this season. Dang. I'm locked in. God damn, you're in for a treat. Wow, you've seen nothing yet. Yeah, I'm happy so I can binge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, please binge. Yeah, I will. Yeah, because to be fair, I was the same. I'd watched not even up to where you are. I'd watched maybe episode one, maybe episode two. Yeah. And then I binge.
binged bro what was the one when we were flying somewhere from it could have been like melbourne to sydney or whatever i can't remember and you watched an episode on the plane he's like damn and i looked at you yeah do you remember what episode that was yeah yeah it would have been episode two or three maybe fair play yeah it was it was juicy fair play and then yeah because you're in episode four the group activity yes that um
- Yes, yes, yes, yes, that's what I've seen. - Yeah, and what does he call it? What's that fucking, "Shap-floopin'," or whatever he says. Have you ever seen that? - No. - I'm sure it was on the Outbo, or the, what do they call it? Out? - Yeah, the Outer Experience something, something. - Like Outbo, or whatever like that. - Outbo, yeah. - Outbo, yeah, the Outbo, bro. That's cinematography in that.
That episode was crazy. Very cool shots. One thing that pissed me off about the episode is that no one's inquiring about these clones that are waving and pointing. No one's inquiring about the waving and pointing clones. I was thinking, what is going on here? Yeah. These innies aren't inquisitive enough.
They're too happy. They're fucking sheep. They're too happy to just go along with shit. Just carrying on with their day, bro. There's someone that looks just like me pointing into the distance. Yeah, it didn't make sense. And do you know what it did remind me of? When I first started watching this episode, and obviously they showed the TV, like, looked like old school video game-esque, obviously, in this backdrop. Yeah, this thing here. It reminded me of the final scenes of...
what's that movie um ready player one do you remember yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it reminds me also a little bit of lost i forget um when they had uh what was it the dharma initiative
- I don't remember. I saw Lost so obviously probably the same time. - Yeah, so many years of Dharma Initiative, bro. The Dharma Initiative. - I don't remember this at all. - That shit had me rocked. - Okay. - When they found the, what did they? - Some underground hatch thing. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - The hatch, bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - The hatch. - Okay, okay, okay. - The hatch had people. Lost was the OG fucking cocktease. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The smoke thing. - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. - Bro, and the polar bear and shit. Bro, Lost was it, man. - Yeah, fair play. - The Dharma Initiative.
Fuck me. Yeah, man. What a time. What a time indeed. Yeah. I would say, taking it back to Daddy Fantasy, the relationship low-key between Jack, Kate, and Sawyer,
is very Violet, Zayden and yeah, Kate, which is the OG baddie, Sawyer, which was the cowboy bad boy, and then Jack, who's the goody two shoes leader. - Okay. - And I remember Jack and Kate had a ting, low key, but
Kate fancied Sawyer. Okay. He's a renegade. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It was given, yeah, it was given Violet, Zayden and Dane. And Dane, fair play. Juicy man. Fair play. Fucking show. Right guys, we're going to charge it there. Thank you for being with us today and praise Kia. Praise Kia. Praise Kia.
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