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Ep 121 - Brexit is Really Brexiting/ Squid Game Review | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

2021/10/11
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Fuhad 和 James 讨论了各种话题,包括 B2B 营销中的 ROAS 计算、魔方的发明和商业成功、TikTok 对音乐的影响、英国脱欧对供应链的冲击、以及韩国电影和动漫作品(如《鱿鱼游戏》、《老男孩》、《釜山行》和《东京复仇者》)的艺术价值和社会影响。他们还分享了个人经历和观点,例如对音乐的理解、对社会现象的看法以及对特定影视作品的评价。 Fuhad 和 James 详细阐述了他们对不同话题的看法,并分享了各自的经验。例如,Fuhad 谈到了他父亲的 B2B 营销工作以及对 ROAS 的理解,James 分享了他对魔方、音乐以及韩国影视作品的看法。他们还讨论了英国脱欧对供应链的影响,以及由此引发的社会问题。此外,他们还对一些热门动漫作品进行了评价,并分享了各自的观看体验。

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The Rubik's Cube, invented by Erno Rubik, became one of the best-selling toys ever, with over 450 million units sold globally.

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My dad works in B2B marketing. He came by my school for career day and said he was a big ROAS man. Then he told everyone how much he loved calculating his return on ad spend.

My friend's still laughing me to this day. Not everyone gets B2B, but with LinkedIn, you'll be able to reach people who do. Get $100 credit on your next ad campaign. Go to linkedin.com slash results to claim your credit. That's linkedin.com slash results. Terms and conditions apply. LinkedIn, the place to be, to be. Fam, I can never ever lie, aye, aye. You look some kind of aye, aye, aye, aye, why? Big man, that's it. Bam!

Guys, what's up? Good afternoon, good morning, good evening. Yeah, man. Episode 121, I think. If it's not, I don't care. Yeah.

I literally don't care. If it's not, I don't care. That's hilarious. Yeah, man. It's Monday. We're feeling good. Monday, fun day. Yeah, we just took a cheeky sip sip and I'm not going to lie to you. It's hit me. Just the one is actually licked me over. I think it's because the pineapple juice had been fermenting in the fridge as well. So it created his own alcohol base. And now I suck a double dose. Double dose. Double doozy. Yeah. So guys, I hope you're feeling fresh, feeling good, feeling fine.

um and yeah man it's monday bruv all this i hate mondays is is long when you tune in and then sng's chilling in your to be played exactly chilling in you to be played before we start anything before we get anything going we're gonna have to send you over to patreon we're gonna have to send you over from the logo over to patreon gang it's going on clutch down there you know

The powers that be don't want the voices, the real voices to be heard. So we have to do this song and dance over here on a Monday, innit? We have to give you guys a little something, a little sliver. A little taste. A little taste on a Monday to let you know that we're about you and we love you. But really, we want you to head on over to Patreon to see what pops on a Thursday. I suppose, really, yeah. Thursdays are where it's really, really good. Thursdays are our Fridays. Let's just say that. TGIT over here, you get me? Hashtag...

TGIT head on over there. See what pops on a Thursday. I'm not going to give much away, but it's that boogie. Yogi is that boogie. Yogi is that groovy, groovy man. Come on. Um, so yeah, if you like what you see on a Monday, you're going to love what you see on a Thursday. And, um, as patreon.com forward slash shits and gigs. Um,

there should be a link somewhere. Just follow it over or type in the URL, man. Whatever you need to do, get over there. It's £3 a month. 10p a day. Run us the pee, man. Come on. Support your boys. We need out of the rat race. We do. We need out of the rat race. We do because the day we're out of the rat race, this is going to be exponential. Bro, we'll be in your hometown whenever. Whenever. Whenever.

Yeah. So head on over to Patreon, show your boys some love and enjoy the extra content. Yeah, man. On top of every Thursday, every Thursday that's ever been is also on there. Of course. You've got the entire record on there. So you can binge. I know a couple of you men love to binge it. Go over there and binge to your heart's content. We've got episodes on there. Episodes. Episodes on there. So yeah, man. Some, some, some,

Some prime moments, some really memorable moments over there on Patreon that a lot of you guys aren't privy to. There was a time where I threw the fuck up. The first time Bella was ever on the pod was on Patreon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. Some good shit over there. Jesus. I felt like death. Yeah, I remember. I've never felt so rough in my life. I remember. Damn. My brain weren't working. Damn. My brain weren't working for me.

That was after Sipsips, no? Did we do Sipsips that day? We didn't do Sipsips. We went out the night before. Fam, and mid-sentence, I dipped off camera. Yeah, the man said, I need to go. He said, I need to go. I threw the fuck up. Anyway, guys, head on over to Patreon, enjoy yourself. If you're watching on YouTube, make sure you chirps a ting in the comments. Jump in there and let them know, wagwan. A couple guys, one guy messaged us last week.

No one girl messaged us last week and said, guys, it wasn't technically, it wasn't in the comments, but she messaged us and was like, guys, some guy slid in her DMs.

And was like, hey, I'm new here in your hometown. I just want to see what's up. I heard you funk with the SNG, man. Let's be friends. She was like, yeah. I remember that. Send it straight over. We love that. I love that. Chirp sitting in the comments, man. Let's build bonds and relationships. The community is strong, man. Let's make it everlasting. Let's make it everlasting, guys. Click that thumbs up button. Hop over there to the subscribe button. Give that a click.

And there's a bell next to it. Ding that bell. You need that notification, man. Let me ring that bell. You need that notification week in, week out. Yeah. Week in, week out. Week in, week out, man. You can't miss it, man. There are guys in the comments racing to be the first one to see our video. Fam? Racing. Racing. You need to be there. They're vexed when they're third. Vexed. So yeah, you know. That same Don is always first or third, isn't he? He's between one, two, and three. He's one, two, and three. He's between one, two, and three. But anyway.

without fuck it now let's just go let's just chat let's get into the episode let's just go let's just go i've said enough let's go let's go let's go let's go for me today's today's fun fact of the day guys um where is i got here right so the five billion dollar rubik's cube how how a hungarian architect built one of the best-selling toys ever obviously the rubik's cube

So in 1974, Erno Rubik is his name, made the first Rubik's Cube and sold them out of a small factory. Demand increased in 1979. He signed a distributing deal with a US toy company. 100 million Rubik's Cube units were sold in the next three years.

Owner was making 30K a month in royalties and over 100 million in the process. Lifetime sales include 450 million plus units sold with $5 billion in global revenue from a Rubik's Cube, bro. Bro? Man was an architect. To be fair. Man was an architect that thought, let me make a game.

Have you ever actually tried a Rubik's Cube? I've tried, but I've never succeeded. I know apparently there's an algorithm or like a cheat code for you to succeed. You have to go like down and left, down and left all the time or something like that. So I did it not long ago because I was fed up. I just needed to know how you actually do it.

How anyone can do it, like just figuring it out with their own brain. It's one of them things is to figure out with your own brain without knowing there's any algorithm. You have to be a flat out genius. Of course. You have to be. Because when you actually go on YouTube and black, because like I had one, I was like, fuck it. Let's just go on YouTube and get tutorial, bro.

The way they break it down into steps, it's like, this is impossible to do without this. How does anyone do it without this, bro? You have to like do a couple of things here. And it was like, right, cool. But you can't even just do it any place. You have to find like, go to the yellow side. Yeah. And then...

Do the up, down, left, up, down, left, up, down, left until there's one more yellow in the top right corner. Once you found that yellow, turn it to the red side and do it up, down, left, right, up, down, left, right, up, down, left, right until there's two here. Once there's that, you do this, this, this. That's long. It's extensive. It's long, bro. And I still fucked up on the last point. I was doing it and the tutorial still wasn't patterning me. I was one move away from completing the whole thing.

It wasn't patting him for me. I was vexed. I've loved a ting. I've never done one. I've loved a ting. I think, I'm sure it's just in me, but I know how to do one. Really? There's a celebrity that can do it. And I'm pretty sure there's a celebrity that can do it either with his eyes closed or in a certain time, i.e. one minute. And also, have you seen, there's a,

There's an artist slash genius that makes portraits from Rubik's cubes. Have you seen that on socials? Yes, I have. That is insane. Have you seen the artists that make portraits out of writing that person's name? Yes, I have. Ridiculous. Yes, I have. Ridiculous. Yes, I fucking have. Ridiculous. Some people are too talented in this world. It doesn't make sense. How do you even figure stuff like that out? How do you? I don't know.

I don't, I really don't know. Who's got that time? That's the thing. Who's got that time? I don't. I definitely don't have that time. I'm going to do a portrait of fucking Bradley Cooper out of Rubik's cubes. Or writing Bradley Cooper. Or just writing Bradley Cooper a gazillion times. It's insane, bro. No, I'm not doing it. People have got talent and time. I've got neither. People have talent and time and I have neither. Oh,

Speaking of Tadum, Fuhad, hit me. I've been listening to music today. On the drive up, I was listening to music. Like there's a difference between hearing music and listening to music. And I realized that today. Spud me, yes. I completely agree. I realized that today. I completely agree. Because what brought it out to me was, I realized, I've got a few points to make. So let's just buckle up. Yeah, I'm here for stuff like this. First of all, TikTok is...

killing music but also pushing it okay i agree so i listened to um i was reminded by this initially when we were on holiday the other week and we're in the the sushi restaurant and the dj was going off yeah yeah yeah and he played the doja cat streets yes which is the silhouette trend on tiktok yes that song's a fucking banger of course it is

That song is an absolute banger. Of course it is. But I only really ever heard it. I saw it on TikTok before I ever heard it properly. Okay. So by the time I'd already heard it properly, I was fucking sick of it. And you just relate it to this trend on TikTok. And you write it off as an actual piece of art. Yeah. It's not art. It's just a trend. It's just a trend. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But obviously that was like a year ago, however long ago the silhouette challenge was. Yeah.

So it randomly, because I have that album on my Apple music and it's, I'm pretty sure I'm the one that pushed you on the album. You were, I'm pretty sure you were, you were, you were, um, because I used to listen to it's juicy on that album. Yeah. I was listening to juicy anyway, but then you put me on the album. I was fine. The album was fire. And then, um, yeah, streets has never popped up on my shuffle. I always just do shuffle. It's never popped up until like literally about two days after we came back from holiday and we heard it in the restaurant. Um,

It came up, volume up, up, up. The bass. It's a banger, bro. The bass. It's a banger. Fam. And I was like, this song's a fucking tune, bro. And I wrote it off because TikTok just is destroying it for me. I can't handle it anymore. It's just annoying. And there's a few that are circling right now that I've said like,

If this song wasn't on TikTok, it would slap. If I just stumbled across this song, it would be my favorite song ever. Yeah. But it's just, it's never going to happen now. Cause it's TikTok. Cause it's TikTok. TikTok's killing it. But the song would never be popular if it wasn't for TikTok. So it's just like, as I love H2O. Yeah. Yeah. So it's even like, you can be popular, but no one's going to rate your musical talent, but you'll make money. Millions of it. You'll make money. Yeah. Um,

So today I was listening to music, bro. And like the reason why I said about the, you can hear music without listening to it is there's, um, Cleo soul has got a album out at the minute. Okay. Came out a few weeks ago. Okay. Three separate people messaged me about this album when it dropped. Uh, and I was like, gang, I love this. Bang. I'm on it. And, um,

I tried to listen into it when I wasn't in the mood to listen. I was just in the mood to hear, to hear. I want to hear music. I don't want to listen to anything. Yeah. Yeah. And bro, I tried to listen to it three separate occasions and I was like, this is not that good, bro. It's not the vibe. Yeah. Everyone's talking about how great it is. I'm not feeling it. Like it just, it's just not for me, bro. Slapped it on today. Yeah. Bangs. Yeah. It,

So today I was listening to Streets, reeled that up about, so in this three hour drive from my house to here, Streets got slapped about seven times. Clear Soul went back to front, saved a few from there that I love. There's one song on there called Music. Oh, it's a banger. Oh, I feel it, it's a banger. What other one was I listening to?

The one that you put me on. The Wizkid one. Steady. Banger. Fam? Banger. Awotide, you never need to worry, fam. Are you mad? That's the bar I was just thinking of. That's the bar. Do you know what he says? So he says awotide. Yeah. Do you know what that means? No, fam. That means money is here. You don't need to worry anymore. Exactly, bro. I had no idea. Exactly. I was just saying awotide. I was just saying it. Awotide, you never have to worry. Fam?

All I need for my baby, something steady. Oh, chew, chew. Fam, I can never ever lie. You look some kind of fine. Big man, that's a banger. When you played that the other week, I stopped in my tracks and said, what is this? What is this? This is bangs. So Steady got slapped about nine times. And...

second half of fucking fans got banged tune again pause relating to the listening and hearing i've i used to hear that song and he used to listen to that song so when you played it on the drive last time you were up here yeah yeah and we listened to it bro wow yeah man he's spitting he's talking some shit he's talking he's in his feelings he's fam drake lives in his feelings he knows he fucked up and he just needs to confess sorry i'm sorry babes

I fucked up. I was out here fucking fans. I don't know what I was doing. I'm 10 years in the game, but I'm only human. If you saw the DMs I get, I'm only human. I can only say no so many times. And when you found out I got a kid, I can only imagine what your friend said. Fam? I can only imagine what your friend said.

That's such a bar I don't think people get. He's a lyricist. I can only imagine what your friend said. Bro. What your girl said about that because he knows your brethrens speak everything. Mm-hmm.

before you've had a chance to process a woman when she gets like that i'm coming to you as a woman message yeah and she turns to her girls her girls will run you into the ground before your guys even had a chance to process they don't care what you look like you could have been tom dick or harry bro they'll run you to the ground your girlfriend's friends want you dead 100 that's the god's honest truth 100 all girlfriends want is single girlfriends

Do you know what I mean? All girls want is all their friends to be single. They want them to have a man and they want all their friends single. That's all they want fam. So anytime you fuck up, you're out. You're out. Big man, you're out. Be single babes. He's not worth it. He's not worth it. Let's go out. Fuck. I'll get you dick tonight. Tonight?

You'll forget about him. No, that's what they want. It's disgusting. It's disgusting. Fam? Do you remember when we were in uni? Yeah. Sometimes in lectures, there'd be like a random speaker and the lecturer would be like, guys, at the end, if you can just give five minutes to a guest and they're going to come in and they're going to talk to you about cruise ship trips. Do you remember? Yeah.

They're going to talk to you about ski trips and you're going to stay in a lodge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I always used to give them the time. But I can't afford this. Yeah. I'll never be able to afford this. Uni days. Uni days? Nah. I can barely afford to eat. I can barely afford to eat and put clothes on my back. These times I'm topping up my shower gel with water and giving it a quick...

I can never afford that. We didn't have that wasteland. We didn't. That wasteland travel? That wasteland travel, they've come a long way. They've come to hook you man up now. If they would have hit us up and just said, yo, run a quick game. You can get this thing for free. You can win a couple of things. But if they came in the lecture room and said, yeah, I know what the budget's saying in uni. Yeah. You man are a bit skinny.

Look, if you can afford it, gang, splash that. You man in the back, you dark skins in the back, follow the link below. Follow the link, play a game. You know Snake? Snake? Retro-ting. Retro-ting. Yeah, of course I know Snake. Nokia 3310 days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know that. Get yourself on that leaderboard.

Level two, level three. You could pattern this for free. You could pattern a little ski trip for free. All you man could pattern this for free. You just hear whispers in the glass. Say something. And I'd be like, but miss, but miss, I don't have a ski board. I don't have a board or skis or the poles or nothing. And he said, bet, bet you could win that too. You could win that too. You could win that too. Okay. Okay, cool. So guys, if you're like us, times are hard.

Jump in the link. Yeah, man. Head on over to wastelandtravel.com. Yeah, man. These men will hook you up with their game. Get yourself on that lead board. Look out for your boys on there. We're the top scorers. We're on there already. We're on there. We had a little dabble. But head on over and grab yourself an opportunity to get yourself on the slopes. That black ice.

It could be yours, you know? It could be yours. It could be. You can have it all. You can have it all. And you're going to pay a cent. So head on over wastelandtravel.com and enjoy yourself. Yeah, man. Have fun. Win some prizes. But yeah, man. Oh my days. I've been listening to music today. I'm very jealous of you purely because this is something I've always wanted to do in terms of finding new music. Purely because I listen to music all the time. Well, I try to listen to music all the time. But the only times I do get to listen to music

are either in the gym or walking to and from work or to and from somewhere else you know um sometimes at home yes but we tend to listen to the same stuff because we're trying to find a vibe as opposed to trying to find something new yeah so that's why i envy you because you drive a lot you've got the opportunity to just like reel off new music if i'm in the gym i don't want to listen to new music i want to hear shit i want to hear shit that will get me pumped and hyped and blah blah so i'm going to play stuff that i already know you just want to hear noise i just want to hear noise that's a

I want to hear something exactly. So I don't really have the opportunity to listen to music. So I'm jealous of you. The best podcasts I've ever listened to and the best music I've ever listened to are on long ass fucking drives. I'm not surprised bro. Because like, especially like podcasts and stuff, because like Joe Rogan is a good one where he'll have funny people on there. And they'll also have like really interesting people on there, like archeologists and like,

biochemists and all this stuff. And a lot of the time, bro, when I'm running to the shop, I can't be asked to listen to some archaeologist chat. But there's been times I've been on the way back from Manchester and it could be like one o'clock in the morning and I'm not like sleepy or anything like that. And I'm like, let me just put this on. And bro, some of the stuff I've learned on there, you're like, wow. And I was exactly the same with the music today. It's like, I remember I was in the middle lane and

bombing down. I was doing like 90 bombing down the M six. I had, I was leaning my face like that and I was driving like that. And bro, for some reason, the music hit me and I wasn't even listening to that clear soul album because I knew I was processing music different because steady got wrapped up like nine times. I'm not joking. I heard all of it. Yeah. All of it. Yeah. I was like, today's the day I listen. I need to listen to this clear soul album because I reckon it's gonna, it's gonna hit me today. Um, bro,

It made me feel like, how can music, how can people make this? Like she's got a couple of songs on there that are like,

The lyrics are banging, the vibe's banging, but she's got songs in there that are reminiscent of old Motown songs. Okay. Like The Supremes. Okay. Or some old Diana Ross from the 50s. Okay. And you're like, she's done that and then she's put her own spin on it and the lyrics are impactful and she's all done that and the way she's even like...

doing the tempo with her notes just like the beat that not even the beat obviously you got the instrumentals and stuff like that but even the rhythm that she's spitting out yeah it's like that's it's so completely unique because it doesn't fit typically to what that with that music but it works perfectly because she's decided to do it okay and you're like

what is your brain on yeah however you pattern this what mood were you in that day where you were like i'm just gonna do it this way yeah and and then everyone's like fucking hell that's sick yeah fucking hell that's it fucking hell that's sick keep going yeah bro and then you think rah you can tell why people like fall in love with like artists yeah regardless of what they look like yeah and stuff like that because you think your brain's on a different yeah you work differently still you work different like you're a genius in your own way and that's why like um

I like when... Obviously, watching a lot of anime, they call people geniuses. And a lot of time, that has nothing to do with academics. Whereas in our culture, if you're a genius, you're just smart academically. Academically, yeah, of course. But in like...

Asian culture They call you a genius Because you're just a prodigy Of whatever it is That you do Yeah And I like that I've always liked that Because when you listen to This Clear Soul album Bro Some of the stuff you think Oh this bitch is a genius Yeah what's the album called? Mother Cool Fem There's a couple tracks On there you think This bitch is a genius Yeah

And that's just how it is. Say no more. I need to do better. That's how I feel about like comedy and stuff like that as well. When you see like certain standups and stuff, you think this motherfucker's a genius. How did, how is your brain working like this? It doesn't make sense.

dave chappelle it doesn't make sense speaking of you know he's got a new thing coming out yes i do someone put it on i think someone posted it or someone yeah by the time this episode comes out it would have already been out yeah yeah yeah i'm always called but i'm ever seeing it yeah coming soon bro cannot wait i know you that's as soon as i saw it i was like he's performing in the uk this month is it i'm vexed about it i can't go where where and when he's here manny when this week or next week really yeah i'm

I need to have a look. Have a look. See if you can grab something last minute. He's here in London as well. Okay. He might be in Birmingham. But fam, yeah, he's about. Okay. Remind me after this episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm vexed. I can't go. I didn't even know he was doing that. Bro, yeah, yeah. I only found out because a comedian, a UK comedian that I follow posted on his story the other day that was like, oh, I've got two tickets to see Dave Chappelle like in two weeks and I can't go. So like message me and I'll give you the...

the tickets at the price I paid for them. I was thinking, what are you talking about? What do you mean you're giving away Dave Chappelle tickets? What do you mean Dave Chappelle tickets? Like, where are they? Vegas? Like, I don't get it. I looked and I couldn't believe it. Gang. And lastly, speaking of art, fam, tell me you've watched Squid Game. Oh, one. I'm not finished. Have you finished? Yeah, I get it.

The reason why I knew you've watched it is because we've not spoken about it. We've not messaged each other about nothing. I think I'm on episode seven and I think there's what, nine episodes? There's nine episodes. Yeah, so I'm two behind. Bro. Series. Series. I love the fact that it's Korean as well because it reminded me of watching Parasite because Parasite is Korean. These motherfuckers make entertaining television. Bro-ski. Koreans know how to make it. They take, what's the word I'm looking for?

They push the boundary and they push the border to the next level. And they don't compromise on storytelling either. The storytelling is fantastic. Everyone has their background. Everyone has this. Nothing is rushed.

It's not rushed whatsoever. And I'm still got two episodes to watch. Nothing is rushed, bro. Their pacing is fantastic. What's the main guy's name? Jihan? I think that's his name. Jihan is a fucking gambler. The first episode, obviously the first episode where you got to find out about him. Man would gamble on anything just to make a bit of people. Oh, I was vexed.

I was vexed, bro. Yeah, he's a gambling addict. It's a great... See, anyone that's not watched Squid Games on Netflix, I don't know what you're waiting for. Bro, jump the fuck on Squid Game. And then I was really happy about how popular it was because I've been watching Korean shit for years. Not loads, bearing in mind, but a few of my favorite things ever are coincidentally Korean. Okay. Because I remember when I watched... I've been spreading the word on Oldboy.com.

since i was a kid that's on netflix now i think the original amazon prime i don't know i don't know if it's an original remake but i've seen old boy on one of these services the there is i think it might be amazon prime um there's the remake the american one which i haven't seen okay with um oh what's his name josh brolin okay josh brolin is the main character actor um actor he's the main character in that one i haven't seen it and i refuse to watch it okay you

If anyone's interested in watching Oldboy, do not watch the Josh Brolin one. I love Josh Brolin, but I already know it's not as good as the original. Bro, when you say pushing boundaries, the twist in this film has the best plot twist of any movie I've ever seen ever in my life. Damn. Oldboy is one of the best movies I've ever seen. Damn. I've seen thousands of movies. Damn. I've seen thousands of them. Oldboy is one of the best movies of all time. Mm.

It's fucking amazing, bro. I remember you talking to me about it a time ago and I remember you telling me the plot of it. But I want to say it's got something to do with... Is that guy locked in a room? Fam? Yeah, so I'll give you the premise. If anyone's watching and I will not... So a lot of time I just end up spoiling stuff. I won't spoil this at all because it's so good. Everyone has to watch the original, oh boy. So the premise is there's a Korean guy living his life and...

he basically gets kidnapped and locked in a room for fucking years and he has no idea why he gets locked in a room and every now and again they'll gas him put him to sleep and they'll like give him a haircut change his clothes maybe put a new tv in his room or whatever and um he's just locked in this room for years and years and years and he has no idea why i'm i'm

We're talking 10 plus years. Wow. And he's got a TV in there. So he knows what's going on in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he gets delivered food and stuff, but he has no idea why. And there'll always be like a member of staff that will just like put a tray of food under the table and he'll be banging on the door like, why the fuck am I here? What's going on? They'll ignore him. So eventually he just stops. And all he does in this time is...

exercise. That's the first thing I was thinking of. Exercise and learns how to fight. Okay. So he learns how to fight, watches like Kung Fu movies and stuff like that. And like, he draws this like silhouette on the wall to practice his shit. Learns how to fight and just fucking exercise. That's all he does for years and years and years. Eventually, they just let him out into the world. They gas him, put him in a briefcase, chuck him on the roof of like this skyscraper. And then he just hops out the briefcase when he wakes up

And it's like, cool. So his mission for the whole movie from when he gets let out of this room is to find out why the fuck he got put in this room. So he goes on a mission to find out why. And it just, the story develops from there. It's fucking amazing. It's fucking, if that wasn't juicy enough, the twist that they throw in there. Yeah. Oh my God.

oh my it's the best i've seen it at least five times oh gang i love old boy so old boy was like the first my first experience to like korean cinema okay and i was like wow and i've been preaching that since forever yeah just like you're talking about best movie best movie yeah and then um there's another one as a horror-ish movie i've seen called the train to busan that's

isn't that directed by the same guy that directed parasite maybe i think it is because i every time when i watched parasite one of my favorite movies i've ever watched i googled him and seen what other stuff he's done he's done the train to busan i believe yeah and he's also done um what's the one that's an adaptation that's currently on netflix uh it's a train thing that's snowpiercer

Yeah. So he gives no piss at the movie. So they've done an adaptation as a series and I think it's the same breader. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. I think he's done Train to Busan as well. You might be right. Yeah. I think so. So I think it's on there as well because that actually sounds familiar. Yeah. So he's done quite a few. And yeah, obviously I love Parasite as well. Parasite was amazing. Ah,

sure there's something else there's a couple other things I've watched that are Korean that are just so good so when Squid Game popped I originally for some reason I thought Squid Game was Japanese same same and I was watching it for like two three minutes and I was like this man ain't speaking Japanese this is fucking Korean as soon as I clocked it was Korean I was like this show's gonna pop yeah because it's

korean man know what they're doing they push boundaries when it comes to life or death or when it comes to making a choice or when it comes to if money's involved oh bro if like it reminded me of parasite pure because one it's north korean and two it just depicts how you can go from rags to riches potentially and the things you have to do bro the things you have to do in that show the cake

It's literally, it is so like relevant as well because everyone always talks about the like, would you do this for this much money? Would you do this for this much money? And these men are like, yeah, I'll do it. So these men are like, do it then. Do it then. Do it then. Show me you can do it. How much are you willing to go through for this amount of money? Madness, bro. The ending is banging. There's a twist in there as well. Banging, bro. I can't wait to finish it. Because I've been watching like, I think the first day I watched it was like two, three days ago. I'd be watched maybe...

I think I watched maybe four reps. Next day, I watched two. Next day, I watched like one or so. So I need to... I think I might watch it, finish it off today or tomorrow. Bro, it bangs. It bangs. And the thing is, even before anything juicy happens, it goes to show like the pacing and the detail they've put in, like the acting and stuff like that. You're hooked like immediately. Of course. Immediately, you're hooked. I don't know what it is. I love the acting in it. Bro, it's so good. Jihan is a character. He's a character. And you can also tell that he is...

As funny as he is and as much of a gambler he is, he's also a quick thinker slash, what's the word I'm looking for? He's also the one that thinks with common sense. So there were times where the tug of war scene, for example, he was at the front.

And he was panicking. He was panicking. And obviously one of the other brothers was like, let's try this. Yeah. The guys were like, no, no, no. He's like, let's just try it. You don't know. Yeah. So he's like the reasonable one. He's the reasonable thinker. Yeah. Regardless of what else you see or how else, regardless of how else the directors are trying to depict him, you know, he's a reasonable thinker because he's just, he's just too quick. Good on the job. He's too good on the job. A hundred percent. Yeah, bro. He was,

Fucking hell, it's intense, man. That tug of war? That tug of war was fucking intense. Intense. Wow. Intense. Yeah, man. That yap. I hate that yap. The babe yap. Babe. Babe. I don't know her name. Babe, yeah. She's trying to survive. She is trying to survive. She's trying to survive. The last... Where I'm up to was... The last game was...

marbles as soon as you took a breath i knew it was marbles marbles bro tell me you didn't want to cry fam bro the my man that um duped the the pakistani breader he's going to hell hell fire bro he's going to hell and he was the anger he's a strong motherfucker in the first in the second episode when he grabbed jim was like move cuz

Don't move or I'm eliminated. Fam. Man grabbed him. Held him tight. Didn't sweat. Yeah. Fam. Ali. My guy Ali. That's his name. Ali. Broke me. Broke my fucking heart. And the old brother. Number one. Number one. It's Gambu. Fam. Be my Gambu. A man knew what was going on all along.

fam when he's along when he was like do you think it's okay to yeah fam when he said put all your marbles in he said that's crazy talk why would i do that why would you trick me do you think it's okay to trick me the whole time man took a breath i was crying man took a breath the first bit where he was like oh what did i say

And I was like, even. Man changed it. The thing is as well, it's so great that like, it's one of the ones that you, you put yourself in that situation and you're like, I would have done the same thing. You have to. You have to. Regardless of how much it breaks your heart. It's literally fight or flight. You haven't got a choice. It pushes boundaries. I'm not dying here. This show pushes boundaries. 100%.

100%. Oh, it makes you feel like you're in the game. Bro. Yes. 100%. Wow. When they had the scrap, the first scrap at Lights Out.

And the guards knew it was going to pop. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guards knew it was going to pop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. They've got the human psyche down to a T. To a T. Man said, there's going to be a fight tonight. Of course. I said, how do you know? And they just know. It just popped off. We've done this game many a time. We know how this team goes. I love how they have to either pick a partner or do this or do that before they find out what the game is.

because they're trying to just, oh, it's brilliant. As soon as they said pick a partner, I knew it. I already knew. I already knew. I was like, come on, boys. Come on, you know. But anyway, I don't want to spoil it for you guys. For anyone who hasn't seen Squid Game, get your shit together. I've actually got a fact. This is a mid-ep fun fact.

I've got a fact as well, but go on. About Squid. Probably the same thing. Go on. So I follow this thing on Instagram that just gives me random facts about random shows and different things here. That's why I got the Simpsons one from that we did a few episodes ago. So Squid Games created by Hwang Dong Hyuk. Same fact I've got. Yeah, go on. Wrote the show in 2009. Is that a fact you got? 12 years ago. But was rejected by the studios for 10 years.

He once had to stop writing the script, sell his laptop for $635 due to money struggles. Today, it's the number one show in 90 plus countries and set to become the most watched show on Netflix history. That's insane. So yeah, if you guys think we're chatting shit, these are the facts, bro. You guys need to watch this show.

You guys need to watch this show. Man wrote the show, tried to sell it to anyone that would have it. And man said, get away, get away. We're not interested. It sounds shit. The thing is that it's not even necessarily sounding shit. I think at the time it was too gruesome. I think there's a bit more notes to it because obviously, like we said, they push the boundaries in this show. They do push the boundaries in a show. So I think back then in 2009 or whatever, and up until now,

it people just went on it people just went on it and obviously netflix they pushed the bandage as well because they show they put anything on there oh netflix or ride or die anything's on netflix so yeah it's um and it's gonna be the what the most shot what show in netflix history netflix history wow history

Squid Game. I remember it's sick as well because obviously I saw it and it was one of them ones where I was going to watch it eventually. Yeah. But I was in no rush to watch it. This is before no one had posted about it. Nothing. Same, same. And

You know when it says like, oh, number one in the UK or whatever. Fam, three days in a row, this motherfucker was number one in the UK. And I remember thinking, that's impossible. Fam, I saw, when we were in Mykonos is when I saw it pop up. Because in our rooms, we had TVs in our rooms. So I saw Squid Games on there and I was thinking, it was number one already. Really? This was in Greece.

was number one. I saw the trailer, but it doesn't give you much in the trailer. So I was like, I don't really know what this is. Cause a lot of the time they show you that maze where they're walking around in their colorful, that colorful room. That's all they showed that much. I was thinking, I can't really understand what this is. So I paid no attention to it. When I came back,

Or when we came back, rather, I saw it again on Netflix. I was thinking, okay, then I've seen it all over socials. I saw memes. I saw gifs. As soon as I got on TikTok, I don't want to read anything about it. If I close my eyes on TikTok and scroll up, every third scroll, I would hear ding, bop, ding, ding, bop. That red light, green light. Scroll, scroll, scroll. Ding, ding, bop.

I'm thinking, fuck it now, bro. Squid Game's gone worldwide. Episode one was a great introduction to Squid Games. Great. The old man was having a bubble. He was having a bubble. Squid Game's great. I knew it was going to pop because with the whole number one in the UK thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

People in the UK, unless you're used to watching anime, people write off subtitles. Of course. So quickly. Of course. So quickly. So when I kept seeing it was number one, I was thinking, how are people not writing this off? Because I'll happily watch it. Like...

I'm used to this. This is back when I thought it was Japanese as well. So I was like, I'm hella used to this. This is minor for me. But I was thinking most people aren't into this kind of stuff. Most people don't check for subtitles. Then again, a lot of, well, I don't know, but I would like to believe some people or a lot of people may have just changed the audio slash subtitles to dubbed. To dubbed. To dubbed.

Because when you watch Money Heist, when you watch Money Heist normally, it's automatically dubbed. Really? It's automatically dubbed. I ain't got time for that, man. You have to change it back to the original because it's Spanish. You have to change it back to the original. Fuck that. So Money Heist is originally dubbed. Nah, Netflix need to fix that. Don't originally dub my shit. Speaking of Money Heist, James, season five, it's a two-part thing, season five. It's five eps and I don't know how many eps the second part's going to be.

but bro adrenaline in every episode lewis messaged me that no we were in the gym the other week and he was like get on money ice bro and i was like few had won't shut up about bro money i know we spoke about it before like money has this weird thing and he was like oh you said our prison break is this family money heist doesn't let up there's action action james i'm not kidding fair play i'm not kidding fair play

I was the only reason I watched the game because I was looking for money heist. Oh, gang. And I was thinking, I can't ignore this thing anymore. It's just popping up too often. I'm going to have to watch it. And it bodes well with when we were talking about geniuses. Obviously you talk about genius academically. Money heist. The professor is a literal genius. Okay, cool. He thinks of every possible outcome. Yeah. All right. I'm here for it. Genius, James. I'll jump on money heist. You have to.

Okay, I will officially do it. Next time I'm here, I will have seen at least a couple of episodes of My Nose. All right, cool. 100%. Speaking of, quick anime plug. Okay. Tokyo Revengers. Okay. Jump the fuck on. Okay. Jump the fuck on. Okay. Tokyo Revengers is bad. Give me a synopsis. So did you ever watch Erased? Yes, you told me about it. Fucking anime. 13 episodes of pure addiction, bro.

Wow. What an anime. One of the first non-fighting animes that blew my mind. Yeah. It's like Death Note and then Erased. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, Tokyo Revengers is similar to that. Okay. Similar to that. Very similar premise in terms of basically is a guy living his life. He's 25 years old, I think. 25, 26. Yeah.

And he's just a slug of a man, fam. Slug of a man. And nothing's going right for him. And then he reads on the news that his high school girlfriend's been murdered by this gang. Oh, wow. And he realizes that

Obviously that was his high school girlfriend. And he was aware of that gang when he was in like middle school, that gang were there then, but they weren't like an organized Tokyo gang back then. They were just like a middle school gang. They were just like these road men. They were just road men. Yeah. Basically. Long story short. Yeah. Long story short, they were just road men. So randomly he's at the train station thinking about it one day and he falls onto the train tracks, gets hit by a train and it sends him back in time.

to when he was in middle school, to when he was still going out with that girl. But he still has the cognitive knowledge of... But he knows he's actually a 26-year-old man. So it is kind of similar to... Similar to that. So basically his mission is like...

Cool. If I make changes now, like I can stop her from ever dying, like 12 years in the future. So basically his power is to, they find out cause he goes back and forth a couple of times and he finds out his power is to go 12 years, exactly 12 years to the day in the past. So if he goes back to present, chills for three days, then goes back, it will be three days ahead. So back in time, his, like when he's not in that body making these changes, he's like,

The three days that he's back in the present time, he's still living his normal life. Like back in time, do you know what I mean? So his teenager self is still living it. So sometimes he'll go back in time and he'll be in a random situation. Yeah, okay. Bro, I haven't finished it yet. How many episodes? I'm not up to date yet. I think there's 20 something. Okay. And I'm like on episode 18 or something. Okay. If you had some of the twists and turns, they take you in a direction you're never going to expect. I'm here for it.

They take your addiction, you're never ever going to expect. I'm here for it. Oh, it's a great anime. Do you know what? I feel like if I say I'll spoil the show, it's about Squid Games again, but I'll spoil the show. I can't. I can't. I can't. Yeah, they deserve. On this one, they deserve better. The fans deserve to, if they haven't seen it, they deserve to not have it spoiled. Yeah, yeah. It's so great. It's incredible. Right. Yeah, I've got a question. Yeah. Okay, cool. So we spoke about it very briefly in the car. Mm-hmm.

But you seem to be on the front lines of this. Okay. Brexit is actually Brexit-ing. And I need to understand what's going on with the supply chain. LAUGHTER

I actually need to understand. Brexit is really Brexit-ing, fam. I've gone into shops and there's just, everything is scarce. There's nothing there. There's nothing there. It's actually a concern, fam. There's nothing there, bro. Like I said to you as well, like work, there's cutlery missing, bro. There's cutlery and crockery missing. And crockery. You just don't have enough supplies some days. It makes no sense. Nah. It makes no sense because a lot of the things we get are from overseas. Of course.

They're just not shipping it. They're just not shipping it. Nah, that can't run. Fam, when these men went to vote and it was leave or stay, someone needed to educate these men. We're a tiny little island in the middle of nowhere. We're a small little island in the middle of nowhere. Oh, that scared the shit out of me. There's a marker just fell off there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We need that supply chain. We do. We need that. We can't survive without it. Fam, we're so small and insignificant in the middle of the ocean. We're just a tiny little dot in the middle of the ocean. These men are chilling. Chilling, bro. Chilling. Fam, someone needs to run up to Switzerland or Brussels, wherever they do it. Take us back. Please. Take us back. I think it's Switzerland. Geneva. I think that's where they do the summits. Fam,

wherever they do it, take us back. That's something like G15 or whatever it's called. Fam? G8? G7? I don't know what they need to do. Boris needs to grovel. Say fam, we ain't had Evian in months. And I'm not joking. I've actually not seen Evian in shops. Big man, every few days I buy a six pack of 1.5 litre bottles of Evian. I've been doing that for years. I don't mess around. Bro, last week I had to get Buxton.

Vex. Livid. Livid. The plastic they use at Buxton, you try and fucking undo it and it spills out because the plastic's so weak and shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Run me my Evian, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Run me, I was getting, I was getting fucking angry the other day, bro. I hadn't had Evian in time. Ah.

Vex, Monster, scarce. Scarce, yeah. Scarce as fuck. I've been drinking Ultra Paradise, which is this lime green colour thing. It's fucking shit flavour. It's my least favourite flavour of Monster. The whites are scarce as shit. Damn, bro. I'm pissed off, bro. I'm pissed off. Petrol's a whole different story. Petrol's a whole different story. You might have been going through it. Fucking bullshit, bro. Petty's different nowadays. It vexes me because, not to get political, because obviously there's a million reasons, but like,

back in the back when we were voting not uh people voting here and staying like some of their justifications were so annoying like in terms of like oh stealing jobs and all this stuff did you know there's an actual fact this is a fact obviously now that people are realizing about this lorry driver situation like big man no one's gonna start being a lorry driver no one is because where's the longevity in that job in that career choice where's the longevity in that and like

Did you know, my brother told me this the other day, there are more job vacancies currently like in the UK than there ever have been. Really? Since the beginning of time. Really? So people talk about can't get a job, can't get a job. There are more job vacancies than there ever have been. People can't get the staff to fill their job positions. And then they're trying to think of incentives to get people in these jobs. Yeah. And one of the incentives is to increase the wage. Yeah.

But that doesn't solve the problem. Yeah. Because all that happens is if I'm a receptionist over here and this company is increasing their wage because they can't find a receptionist and their wage is above my wage, I move from this receptionist job to this receptionist job. Yeah.

There's not a brand new receptionist just come fresh out of college getting this job. I'm already got an experience of receptionist. I'm going to get a high paying receptionist job. And now my old job has a vacancy as a receptionist job that they can't fill. So then they increase the wage. And then another receptionist from over here, the people just jump ship, jump ship. And then not the vacancies aren't being filled. People are just moving from one place to another. And like people talk about, oh, we can't find like, can't get a job, can't get a job. You can get a job.

very easily it's just that no one wants those jobs obviously reception is different that was just an example lots of people want to be receptionist but yeah like the jobs are available for just people don't want them well they're not qualified for them and they don't want to get called like people aren't willing to take like the plunge to like right let me go back and do my gcc's real quick you can do it online for fuck's sake can you well you can do a lot of shit online if you need to go back and do your gcc's bro you just need to

like send an email to the governing body or whatever and say i need to retake this and they're like call your exams on this day you pay a certain fee they'll send you the books bro quick tangent if you had to do maths english and gcse science today no revision nine do you think you'll pass i fucking hope so but i doubt it man so man i fucking hope so but i doubt it i think i would smash english i was just about to say i think me and english will get along yeah i'm very good at maths but sometimes when it comes to

Like for example, long division, right? I knew how to do it. I've not done it in a decade. I don't care about it. So can I do it again? I don't know. Maths to me is like Naruto hand signs.

It's not about learning it. You just need to remember this shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And if you miss up a sequence, your answer ain't gonna pattern right. And you don't know where you went wrong. What's that? What's that theory? Is it, was it not Pythagoras theorem? There was, there was one thing. I think this was in like a level maths where, uh,

You had to like a square root thing and it was plus minus like to be all over. It was long, bro. I don't know, bro. It was like four AB plus minus this. Someone knows what I'm talking about. I don't know what it for the life of me is called. That's that higher learning shit. Yeah. I think it was like A1 or A2. I don't know about all that. It was all over. Like it was weird, bro.

And if you got that, like you said, like the jitsu hand sign, if you got that formula wrong, your whole ting is wrong. Yeah. Your whole ting is wrong. And you don't know where you've gone wrong because you just don't remember that formula. Yeah. But yeah, math sometimes. Science, I think, I don't know if I'd pass science. I don't know. I don't know, bro. I remember in human biology, A level. Yeah.

part we did like our teacher he was good he was a good egg he used to give us like quizzes every week which was good yeah because you just you needed to pay attention fam there was one you had to like label every part of like a chromosome or something oh mad there's like 20 different bits and you had to and obviously there's an arrow pointing what is this what is this what is this what is this and you had to do write out it's like a chromosome or some kind of cell i can't remember fam i remember i

He bust through one time as he was marking them because we had two human biology teachers. Okay. And alternate weeks we would have each one. So while we were in one woman's, he was marking our ones from this week's quiz. Last week's quiz. He bust through the door and was, where's James? Where's James? I was like, oh, fucking hell. Yeah. And he was like, he came over, shook my hand. He was like, you're the only one that got the chromosome question right. Oh, okay. I guess the whole thing. No.

I guessed the whole thing, bruv. Man, my teacher couldn't come into another class and shout, where's Fuhab? My heart would leave my chest, James. Bro. And I was a slacker in that class as well. I guessed the whole thing. And I remembered from then, I was thinking, he thinks I know shit. Yeah. When I don't know, fuck all, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he's looking at you next week now. Oh, 100%. He's looking at you next week. That was question one. Oh.

So what he would do was mark everyone's question one, mark everyone's question two. So he thinks, James, he's the shit. Yeah. Until he gets to question two. So he didn't come in again to shake my ass. Let's just say that.

I got like a fucking E for the whole quiz. But the question I wanted to pattern it. I guessed the whole thing. And I was thinking, this whole school, that was when the light bulb fit me. This whole school shit is bullshit, bro. It ain't about like knowing shit. It's about remembering stuff. Because I just guessed. And I got it right. And he thinks I'm a fucking genius now because no one else in this class, that people are a lot smarter than me, didn't get it. And I got it. And I was like, I just fucking guessed it, bro. But yeah, to bring it back to what we were talking about.

Bro, the Brexit thing's long. I don't know how it's going to get solved. It is. Because we need lorry drivers. They're paying like 60, 70 bags for lorry drivers now, you know? Fam, I've heard. 60, 70 bags. I've heard. To drive a HGV. Fam, someone jump in that truck. Someone do it. Because I need Monster and I need Evian.

It's not a joke anymore. I need my stuff back. Fam, we went to the co-op before this. Barren. There was nothing there. Fam, barren in there. There was barely water in there. There was hardly anything in there. I couldn't believe it. And you realise, it made me realise how, the other day actually, how many lorry drivers there actually must be. Because if you actually go into like, I saw a Tesco truck the other day driving past me. I was just thinking about this whole lorry driver situation. And one Tesco truck, looking at the size of it, and I was looking at it and I was thinking, for like a big Tesco? Yeah.

That truck probably only covers the fucking meat. Yeah. Like how big that truck is. Yeah. And then you actually think how much is like stock is in a fucking Tesco. Yeah. I was thinking this probably covers just the meat. Yeah. For one shot. Yeah. For this week. Yeah. And I was thinking fucking hell there must a lot of lorry drivers out there. We're losing it. Open the borders. Open the borders. Let them do what they want. They need to do something. Big man. Run me the Evian. Yeah.

I can't be stuck with Buxton and fucking Highland Springs for the rest of the year. And yeah, moving forward, I was thinking, I don't know how this is going to go from this petrol ting. It's different. I've literally never seen anything like it. Of course not. There's never been anything like it. That's why. It makes no sense. Britain, since forever, we, did you know at one point, Britain owned 25% of the world's population. Damn. I knew they owned a lot, but I didn't know 25%. 25%. Wow.

We ran more of the world than Genghis Khan did back in his day. He ran like 24% or 22% or something like that. We were running 25% of the world, bro, back in the day. This has never happened before.

Times have changed, boy. People forgot. Yeah, it ain't back in them times, you know. This British Empire thing, we're not living in them times. These men in Portugal will lock us off. Without a blink of an eye. We ran up in there and said we want out. We didn't know what we were saying. Jesus. We didn't know what we were saying. The rest of the world said good luck with that. Now we're struggling out here. Can't fill up my car to save my life. This is just the beginning. It's literally just the beginning. You ain't even got knives and forks at work.

Running low, bro. Everyone's running low on everything. Everything. It makes no sense. It makes no sense, James. It's crazy. Yikes. It's crazy. Anyway. Okay. You said you had a question for me, right? Yeah, we'll do the next one. Okay. Okay, cool. Let's do Am I the Arsehole then. Okay. So, this is like a nice little throwback. Okay. That's kind of long, actually. Right. So, this is like a throwback. So, for people who don't know, obviously with the Am I the Arsehole,

You guys send us in the Amadi assholes. We read them out and we conclude and give you guys the feedback. Back in the day, before anyone used to watch this show, no one used to send us shit. Don't send us a thing. We would beg people to send us Amadi assholes. No one would ever send them in because there was no one to send them in. Yeah. It was literally. It was me and James. Yeah. There was two viewers and they were us. But someone recently, we used to get them from Reddit.

Fucking hell, I forgot about that. We used to get them from Reddit. I forgot about that. Because we had nowhere else to get them from. So the first ever Am I the Arseholes were from Reddit. And someone...

has uh slid slid in our dms and i was like oh i know you guys only do fan read uh or fan submitted am i the assholes but here's one from reddit that here's one from reddit i think is really good and uh me being mr nostalgic i was like fuck reddit and i even forgot i was like shit reddit that's where it all started so i thought fuck it let's go back to reddit pause do you think reddit is called reddit because when you read it you've read it i don't know i'd maybe

That literally just came to mind. But anyway. But it's not spelt like that. I know it's not spelt like that, but obviously. Yeah, maybe. I don't know. Reddit's a dark place, man. There's trolls on Reddit. They don't want anyone to be happy. Anyway, right. Am I the asshole, okay? So my daughter, Steffi, just turned nine on Saturday. She's been asking for a switch for a while now.

And I think she's gotten old enough and mature enough that I can trust her with a big present like that. So the plan was to give Steffi the switch at her birthday party, which was the same day. However, that ended up falling through. We ended up not being able to pick up the switch until Sunday morning. See, Steffi was invited to her classmate's

Jolene's party on Sunday. So I figured that since we were still in the party spirit, I would just give Steffi the switch after cake at Jolene's party. Interesting. Hmm.

You don't really run your kid a present at someone else's party. It's a bit of a piss take. Yeah. And she had a party yesterday. Yeah, it's like proposing at someone else's wedding. Yeah, yeah. Why are you trying to steal the thunder, man? You had your party yesterday. Why are you trying to bring these vibes over here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Nothing more than that. Yeah. So...

Just the unwrapping and then the spotlight will be right back on Jolene. Hmm. I can see this is already going where we think it's going. Besides, the girls are friends, so I figured it wouldn't be a big deal. See, we already caught where this was going. They're nine. They're old enough to understand this was an extenuating circumstance.

Sometimes what I hate about am I the arsehole, right? People say, am I the arsehole? But then they try and justify their own actions so much to make it seem like they're not the arsehole before people make the decision. Right. Everything went as I had planned and I thought it went well. But after the party was over, I got a call from Jolene's mum.

essentially asking me what the hell I was thinking. Rags. That I was undermining her because she couldn't afford something like a switch for Jolene. Yikes.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I have not raised Steffi to even really care about the things like how much a present costs. Also, Jolene didn't even care because she had numerous new things to play with as Steffi shared her switch with her. So it seems to me like everyone made out well. Jolene's mum also called me petty and a show off.

In brackets, she and I do not like one another and I won't sugarcoat it. But I put that aside for the kids because our issues aren't their fault, which Jolene's mum is definitely not doing. Husband says he gets where I was coming from, but maybe should have at least waited until after Jolene's presents were opened so she could have hers first. That's fair, but I'm not sure if that quite makes me an arsehole to Jolene. Am I the arsehole?

Yes. Yeah, 100%. Yes, yes. 110%. Yes, there's no way in hell you should be giving your daughter a present at someone else's birthday party when you've just had yours the day before. Regardless of what's happened, regardless of the fact that you weren't able to give it to her on the day or blah, blah, blah. You can wait for any other day. You could have waited till she got back home. 100%. Waited till she got back, or given it to her before she went to the party. Something, you know. 100%. There's other options. Bro. There are other options. Don't take the piss like that.

Absolute piss take Don't take the piss like that This is someone else's daughter's Ninth I'm assuming Or tenth birthday Bro They're gassed The spotlight is on them Yeah Your daughter had her spotlight yesterday She had a party yesterday That's the thing as well Maybe it might have been justified If her party was fucking Two weeks ago Or like When I don't even know when Or whenever bro But literally like Her birthday was yesterday Since we're still in the party spirit Let me just bring this present To another girl's birthday And

whilst she's opening presents, said, oh, sorry guys, I've just got one more present for my daughter. And it's not only just one more present, it's the biggest present she's ever had. A Nintendo Switch. A Nintendo Switch, in which this girl has not got. I can understand if she had a Nintendo Switch and said, good point. I'm glad you got that because we actually got

my girl Steffi switch as well and since she's opened hers Steffi you might as well have yours we were gonna wait till we got home but since you've got one you guys can play together here's yours yeah yeah yeah that would have been orchestrated well orchestrated everyone's happy

Piss take. Absolute fucking piss take. Piss take. Absolute fucking piss take. Am I the arsehole? Of course the mum was going to bail you. Of course the mum was going to bail you. I'm like, what the fuck do you think you're doing, bro? Undermining the whole thing. Why couldn't you wait till you got home? Why? 100%. My daughter was trying to open her presents. What the fuck are you even doing bringing a present here? What the fuck are you doing? If you're not bringing presents for my daughter, why are you bringing a present?

exactly bro why are you bringing a present to a next man party that doesn't belong to the celebration why couldn't it wait till you got home it's literally doesn't make sense why the fuck couldn't it wait till you got home it baffles me yeah you're a dickhead bruv you wanted the spotlight or you wanted your daughter to have the spotlight 100% and this whole oh they're nine they don't think of i didn't raise steffi to think about how much it costs trust me she knows how much it costs at nine she knows exactly how much it costs she's stupid bruv she's fucking stupid

you messed up there. Yeah. You don't fucked up. And of course, Jolene's going to be like, Oh, I wish I got a switch or whatever. Like, of course. Oh, it was fine. They were sharing big man. Jolene shared it for 10 minutes and was a vexer. She ain't got one herself. Give me back my switch. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever, man. You're a dickhead. Um, but yeah, anyway, guys, happy Monday. We love you. Uh, those of you who came out for the BBE, thank you very much. We appreciate you. We appreciate you.

and yeah man catch you guys on Thursday yeah man gang bless love love love

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