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- This, ah, ah, ah. - Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. - I would wanna rock him in his nose. Oh, it would make me so angry. I might just look at my girl and say, "Take it, man." Just take it, man. - I appreciate you, man. - Oh, thank you, bro. I appreciate you too. - No, I was thinking about it at my house this morning when I first woke up out of bed. - That's cute. - No, yeah. And I was just like, "God." It was a really sunny day's help. - Factual. - If I wanna get grateful,
I am sorry to cut. I'm so sorry. I know you're sincere. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm genuinely sorry. Sorry, because I literally took a breath to carry on. I'm genuinely sorry. Because when you said the sun helps, it really does. Because when I opened my window in my bathroom and from my window, I can see like the top of trees and stuff.
And obviously because it's spring Spring has fully sprung The way It looks so picturesque With like the pink and the white flowers on the trees It just looked I was watching I was looking I was thinking I'm living in Ghost of Tsushima You know when the fields of red The fields of pink I was like damn this looks pretty as fuck Yeah bro That's what I was gonna say But yeah go on sorry Yeah I was just I woke up feeling mad grateful I slept with the windows open last night And the breeze got me So
Yeah, the breeze got me in a cozy. It got me in a cozy bro. And I woke up, I was like, wow, what time? And I wake up, I woke up at like eight, which the sun had been up just long enough to start warming shit up. So I didn't wake up thinking, Jesus Christ. I woke up like, I'm ready to get up, bro. And I was like, what have I got on today? And I thought, I'm recording with my best friend today. I'm going to work with my best friend today. Nice.
And my new friend over here, not so new, it's been like five years, but my new friend over here whose birthday it is. - Nice. - Happy birthday again, bro. - Thank you, man. - Happy birthday again. - Yeah, it's too much.
It's too much? Yeah. No, as in like, it's really kind. People are being really nice. Oh, you're overwhelmed with the kindness? Yeah, it's just a lot. Yeah, bro. But I find birthdays really overwhelming. I don't know about you. I hear that. You know what? Your phone's just blowing up. You're like, fuck me. It's a lot, man. It can be a lot, bro. It can be, yeah. But you deserve it, dude. I'm grateful, though. Good. As you should be, bro. Yeah. 24. Well played. I'm about to be 34. 10 years older than you. It's weird. 10 years, yeah. Anyway.
That's the old episode. This is a new episode. We're talking about gratitude. We are. I appreciate both of you. I also appreciate Rem who's not here. God, his desk has been abused, hasn't it? It has. Wow. They've stuck shit on there. They as in... I didn't pay anything. I was going to say it wasn't me. But anyway. Whoever they is. Yeah, I appreciate you, bro. Thank you, bro. I appreciate you too, G. This is our job and I get to come here every week and there's never a reason for me to ever be down in the dumps about it.
Wholesome. Very wholesome. I agree, man. Right. Question of the week. We do have a question of the week, guys. And like I've been saying over the past few weeks, if you want to get involved with question of the week, please send the S and G profile a DM with your question and you may be featured on the show. This week's question of the week is I would dot, dot, dot for your number. Cool. Um, for this one, um,
I'm gonna, I've only got like five. - Okay. - And I'm gonna ask you per one. 'Cause I realized when it was like, ah, I do this for that number, I do that for that number, I was thinking, I don't know who you are and I don't know who the John is. - Yes. - Or the guy. - Yes. - I have zero context. - Yes. - So I know your celebrity crush is like Lotto, right?
Yeah. So let's pretend 21 doesn't exist. Yeah. Just for a second. Yeah. Let's pretend, Jesus, that top bun, that was crazy. And let's pretend 21 just doesn't exist for a bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It's just awesome. It's respectful. Yeah. If he didn't exist and she was in the same room at the same time looking, I'm going to ask if you would do these things for that number. Okay. Okay.
Fair play. It's made it interesting. You've raised the stakes. If you've heard squints his eyes and licks his lips, you know serious thinking. You've raised the stakes. Yeah. Raised the stakes is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Someone made a critique about me one time. Okay. And it's so false, but sometimes it rings true. Okay. Someone said, James wants the best for his boys as long as they're not doing better than him. And I was like, wow, that's so unfair. Yeah.
That's so unfair. Wow. Context? Where did this come from? I can't remember. Is it a video? It would have been from something happening in the video. I think it was from when we said about him clapping Doja. And I was like, I couldn't hear that. Okay, okay. I'd be so jealous. And I was like... As long as you're not doing better than him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The best was always as long as I'm not doing better than him. And I was like, bro, fuck you. That's not true. You couldn't scoop live. I'm deep in how it's ringing true right now. You couldn't. What was that? I'll play defense. I'll play defense.
Meticulous defense. - What do you actually mean bro? - On the defense? - Yes. - I wouldn't, I wouldn't actually. For you I really, really wouldn't. I really wouldn't. I would let the whole thing transpire. But I'd be jealous. - Fair. - But I realize I'm also not man enough to even. - Yeah, fair. - So what am I even doing? But no, I would be incredibly, incredibly jealous. - Fair, so would I if it was VV, so would I. - But then, okay, cool.
My jealousy would only stem from you thinking this is supposed to happen. I'm actually playing it in my head right now. So if this is, I'm taking this somewhere else. I'm so sorry. I'm realizing my jealousy would only appear if you were playing it too cool for school. But you know I would. But you're not allowed to for me.
you can for all of these strangers and for her- - I'm not allowed to. - For her you can and for everyone else in the room, but I swear to God, if you don't turn to me for one second and go, then you're an asshole. - Because I know for a fact, let's say I'm here, Lato, God willing, is here. - God willing. - And then you're like where Ellis is, but I can see you see me in my peripheral. I'm not looking at you, but I'm looking at Lato. Let's say for example,
Like her PA or something taps her on the shoulder. She's like, I'll just look at you like quick. Quick. That's what I need. I'll be like.
And I'll be so excited. So like everything. Cause that will take me out of focus. Yeah. I was funny and the accent will get me and it's charged. Yeah. A hundred percent. But yeah, if you, if I thought you truly believe this is standard procedure, the bitterness in me would, would arise. Okay. Fair enough. It would piss me off. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. I will also ask you these ones. Who would your celebrity be? Let's go for,
I'll tell you if you need to pick a better one or not. - Okay. - I would say, to be fair, I'd probably say Meg, you know? - All right, let's go Meg. - And I just happened to be 6'4 on this day. - Yeah, you have, of course. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because of the current height disparity, I'm not doing anything for that number. I'm too shy. I'm simply too shy. - Cool. All right. I would dot, dot, dot for your number. I would roast my boy in front of you for your number. - Would I do that?
- To you for Meg's number. Wow! Wow, things have really got interesting. Would I roast you in front of her? - And because I'm such a loving best friend, you know I wouldn't roast you back in front of her. - Yeah, I know you wouldn't. That would break my heart. To be fair, nothing would ever come between this. Just to let you know.
Nothing would ever come between us. - I'll let them know. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I would never roast you in front of a girl. - Okay. - I don't think I ever have. - Oh no, yeah. - And I never would. - Okay, gang. - That's fucked up. - Okay, gang. - And even if I try to poke the bear,
As soon as I made eye contact with you, I'd be like, what am I doing? - Yeah, okay, cool. - And I would actually like, I think I would call, I would ruin all my chances 'cause I would call it out in that moment. - Okay. - I struggled to like, I realized recently as well, I struggled to sit in moments and be like, oh, I'll address this after, let's just lock in. I can't lock in. I have to be like, sorry guys, everyone stop. - To be fair, you are like that. - Yeah, I'd be like, Meg, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that to him. She'd be like, what are you talking about? And I'm like, no, I just can't. And he'd be like, bro, lock in, lock in.
You went to stallion bro Lock in No I'm sorry guys I can't I won't be able to sleep tonight Fair fair fair Alright sorry cool Wow that was a good one I'd do dot dot dot For that number So for Lotto's number I would absorb James' digestive system Gobble ice cream for 72 hours
- No. I know what that would do to me. I know what that would do to me. - Ice cream for three days. - No, no, no, no, no. - That is number bro. - I don't think I'd leave my yard for three weeks.
- So you wouldn't stay in the yard for three weeks for a lighter's number? - Not for that pain. - Okay, fair. - I know my body. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. That pain would be- - It doesn't have to be your digestive. I know my body. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have the same, if not worse. - Fair, we need to find out. - Yeah, okay. - So we'll see. - 100%. - Yeah, man. Right. I would dot, dot, dot for your number. I would delete Marvel Rivals for your number. - Would I delete Rivals for Meg Stanley's number? Yeah, 100%. - Yeah? - Oh yeah. It's just a game.
- This is the game. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fair. - Yeah, no, this is, yeah, I would. It would have to be on the spot though. It has to be on my phone. - Oh, okay. - Not like it doesn't exist like that. - Yeah. - But I'm not agreeing to do it. - Yeah. - Then get in the number and then we're doing, "Hey babe, how was your day?" She's like, "Fine, how was yours?" I'm thinking, "This chat's dead." And then I have to go home to the PC and delete it.
No. Fair. I'm not doing that. Fair. It would have to be on my phone at that moment. All right. Cool. Good one though. Cool. For some reason they made this all about me. I think they know I read the Twitter. Fair. Fair. Yeah. I would challenge James to a boxing match for your number. Now, specifically for this one, let's just say the boxing match doesn't have to be public. Okay. I'm not holding back. Yeah. I was thinking the same. Okay. By also...
I'm not the type of humor to fight for a woman. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I understand. For the affection of a woman, it's just not. So, okay. For Cosette, she doesn't even know this is happening. This is even worse. Okay, fair. It's worse if she doesn't know it's happening. What are we actually doing? We have to come back to work next week. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 100. So, no. Okay. It's a no. Interesting. Yeah. I would arrange for people to jump you so I can get your shit back for your number. Oh. Yeah. Oh. Oh.
So I assume in that one, they're talking about the girl. They'll get the girl jumped so he can get it back. But for this one, you're getting jumped and I'll get your stuff back. Do they hurt you? There's like four of them. Pause. What kind of like, what kind of PTSD are we talking about? Has it struck fear in you? Or are you just like, game is the game? It struck a level of fear in me as to when I hear a bang, I look around. Because I'm unsure of what's real and what's not anymore.
- I couldn't do that to you. - 'Cause they've taken everything. - No, no, no, I couldn't do it to you. - That one five minutes to do everything. - No, no, no, I couldn't do it to you. - Okay. - I couldn't. I also couldn't see you the next day with a bus lit. I may be like, "I told you I'm not talking to you! "I told you to scare him!" - Fair! - Fair. - No, it would rock me. - I can never find out you planned that as well. - No, I know you couldn't. - Because- - I'll take the secret to my grave, Fuhad.
I don't even know if I would ever find out. That's the thing. Because I know for a fact you would want to take it to your grave, but I also know for a fact you will tell Jacob. No, I wouldn't. No? No. He's judgmental. I would never tell him. I'd have to tell someone. You can't keep that to yourself. No, 100% I'm telling someone, but I don't know who I would tell. Or I might just let like a detail slip that you're like, I never told you I was in Canary Wharf.
- I mean, I will keep that thing. - Yeah, and you tell me you'd bring it up in a occasion where I can't escape. - Okay. - We'd be in the car sometime. - All the way to the gym. - Bro, random. Do you remember we was talking about the jumping the other day and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And like, you said it was on like, you said it was in Trafalgar Square. I never said it was in Trafalgar Square. How did you know it was in Trafalgar Square? - I would, yeah. I know I'd look up from my phone with you on the side like that and I'll be like, you know what? - You heard what I said.
- How did you know it was in Trafalgar Square? - Nah, you obviously said it. - I promise you I didn't. I remember the events of that night from A to Z. And I remember the events of me telling you about the events. - You'd hear my heartbeat. You'd hear my heartbeat. - Wow. I wouldn't believe it bro. - Yeah, no, no, no, no, no. - I wouldn't wanna believe it. - I know you wouldn't. - Oh, I'd be so disappointed. - I couldn't see that disappointment. - That would be worse than an ass whooping at a dog.
That will be 10 times worse than the ass whooping I got. And I'll ask you, what did you gain? Who was this for? And you tell me Meg's number. - Yeah, Meg's Sally and Samba. - I'll be like, this is what four months ago, I've not seen you talk to Meg once. - That hurt me more than the ass whooping that you got. She stopped replying, bro. I don't know what to do. Fuck. Not one nude. Not one. - Fair.
- As you deserve. - Yeah, 100%. That's karma. - You got your boy, Jarvis. - Yeah, no, I could. I would never. - All right, cool. - We're not doing very well at this, but we are. - But we are. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - We are. - We are doing well at this. - Okay, cool. Ooh, I'll do dot, dot, dot for your number. I'd accept that Ghanaian Jollof is better. - Oh, rags. - Publicly? - Rags. - Really? - Yeah, what are they gonna do? Stone me? What are they gonna do?
Who's even they? Nigerians, plural. What are they going to do? Fair. That's on business. That's your rags. I'm not saying it is. I'm not saying it isn't. I'm just saying in this scenario, what are they going to do? There's literally nothing they can do. And you screwed the number. You're ready to dip.
- I'm gone. Garnier and Joff as well. Gone. Give me the number. We're talking now. I don't care about your opinion anymore. - Fair. Wow. - Yeah. - Fair. - Yeah. - What are they gonna do? - What are they gonna do? Wow. I'm surprised about that. Well played. - I would dot, dot, dot for your number. I would actually read the terms and conditions for your number. - Ooh. I really should start. - I think we all should start. - Yeah. 100% I'd read the terms and conditions. - Yeah? - Yeah.
- It's pages, bro. - Oh, it's a fucking number. - I don't know if I could get through it all. - This is what I'm saying. - All. - It depends what it's for. If it's for like a Hoover or whatever, it would break me. - All terms and conditions of things you buy. - Oh, period? - Period, bro. - Forever? - Period. - No, of course not. Of course I'm not doing that. No one can.
Someone can. There's someone out there right now that reads every single terms and conditions. Bro, when I used to sell gym memberships, I used to bring the contract out for these men to sign. The way they would, glasses on, just read, read. I'd be like, what are you reading for? It's a gymnasium. Bro, it's a fucking gym. Grow up. What are we going to do to you? Yeah, grow up. Oh my God. What are we going to do to you? Facts, bro. I would do dot, dot, dot for your number. So for Lotto's number, would you lie to your best friend?
What kind of lie are we talking? It's not a white lie. It's not a white lie. No, you've told me something really hurtful. Not really hurtful. Let me think of something. I've told you something that can like impact you. You've told me that Ellis says something about me. And let's just say in this scenario, I can't confront Ellis about it. I just assume he said it. I feel like...
I'm not one to be... I don't think I'll be able to sit through a recording session knowing that there's potential tension in here due to my lie. Like, we all work in the same room. If I never worked here and I didn't know you, but I just know you, but I knew you through him, maybe. Okay. Maybe. But I couldn't... Maybe. I couldn't sit here and watch him look at you, but you have no idea why he's giving you email. That's too much for me. What about...
- Let's say, okay, what about something that we bond? Imagine like you had to lie and say that you, no, imagine the lie was, it's a retrospective lie. You're not lactose intolerant. We've just been bonded over nothing. It's just me. - Oh shit. - I'm just suffering by myself. - I mean, hear me out, hear me out. - Okay. - The reason why, okay, okay, okay, hear me out. If we're being fucking realistic, if we're being fucking realistic, right?
I would have to adhere to this lie. And here are the reasons why. One, in that moment, you wouldn't know which way is left, which way is right. Correct. I know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've been telling you, you've been telling me this lactose thing since we met each other. I know it would rock you in the moment. But for one, it would just be that one thing.
- But I also know the way you think as well sometimes, you'll probably also, you asked me on the spot, so what else have you lied about? - Yeah, 'cause there's no reason why you've lied this long about such a random thing. - There literally is no reason. - It's clearly compulsive. - Yeah, yeah, and I'm a sociopath, yeah. - Yeah, you would be a sociopath if you'd lied about that. - Yeah. - Okay, let's say it's the number and a cert-y first date. Certified first date. - I don't think I could handle that publicly. I actually don't think I could handle that publicly.
- A first date with Lai? - I'm being real. - In terms of like social anxiety or what? - I think I would, social anxiety and me overthinking everything considering I know who she is in the public eye. Like I'm someone in the public, but she's somebody. - Yeah, she's somebody. - Do you know what I'm saying? And it's like, I don't know. - It has to be public. Just like, say she's closed down a bar for you.
- I think that's too much pressure. I need like external noise. I need like- - Ah bro, I'm trying to hang you up! - I know you are! - What do you want? - I want the ultimate goal. I don't know what it is I want. - Okay, so she comes to your yard to cook. - Ooh, that's cute. - Yeah. - And after this whole lactose intolerant dairy life. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she's coming to your yard first date, movie and din-dins and wine. - Riesling. - She brings two bowls 'cause she's trying to drink.
- The thing is, right, okay, okay, listen to me, listen to me. After the whole shock of the lie that I've been telling you for a decade and a half, would you be in a space to wanna hear the gist of the date straight after? Or would you- - Oh, of course. I love you so much, there's nothing in this world. You could have told me you just killed someone. You could have told me that and I'd still be like, "So why are we going for this lie today?"
Fair. While going for the lighter, what do you mean she comes to your house on the first day? Yeah. I need to know. I've been thinking about it. Yeah, give me the tea. Fair. And we'll talk about these crimes later. Yeah. Um...
The reason why I'm going to say no, as much as I would want to say yes, the reason why I'll say no is because I know for a fact, no matter what I tell you going forward, there'll be a slight hint of, do I believe him? - Yeah, a hundred percent. - And that will fuck me. - Okay, damn. So it's a no? - Yes and no. That will fuck me. - Wowee. - Yeah. - Okay, damn. I've only gotten one more and I don't think, oh, you've only said one to yes. Yes to one. - Just jolofting. - Yeah. - Easy. Easy. Yeah. - All right, cool. What you got?
I would dot, dot, dot for your number. I would pretend to like your kids for that number. Would I pretend to like, if you had kids, would I pretend to like your kids for Meg Stanley's number? No. Okay. Well, I hope I really like them. I hope that I would really like them. Okay. And if I didn't like them, I would pretend to like them. So actually the answer is yes.
- Fair. - And pretend to like them regardless. - Fair, that's fair. - Yeah. - That's fair. - 'Cause who knows? I know I would love them. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - But like? - Do I like them? - That's not up to me. - That's really not your role. - Yeah, that's not up to me. - Fair. - They might be bastards. - Yeah, fair. - God, if your kids were bastards, it would jar me. - I know, it would jar me. - Yeah, yeah. - I have to deal with them every day. - Yeah, it would jar me. And I don't know how to approach it. - Yeah, fair. - Fair. - Yeah, bro, I'm not gonna lie. They're little bastards. They're little pricks. They're just, oh, I don't know where it's come from. - Yeah, yeah.
- What's going on in that home? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What's going on in that home? - What's really real, bro? - Oh, damn. - Right, I've got one last one. - All right. - So for Latta's number, ooh, I would support Arsenal. - I actually think she does support Arsenal. - What? - No. - I was gonna say, I've seen the blue top. - She went to a Chelsea game. - I would support Arsenal, ooh. - I don't, I actually don't think I can, for multiple reasons. For one, I think,
I just don't think the internet will forgive me. Okay, agreed. For how much I've spoken about United versus everyone else. For two, I won't forgive myself. For three, I don't, I can't put my mindset, I can't put my mind in the mindset of Arsenal fans because of how delusional they are. Wow. Question? Yeah. I'm an open book. Ask me what you want about football.
- Are you more delusional than Arsenal? From the outsider looking in. - In what? - Ellis, back me up. From an outsider looking in. - In what aspect though? Delusional in what aspect? - Victory. That's the only aspect there is. All football fans only care about victory. - Am I more delusional? Yes, of course. Because I want my team to win. - Okay. - But Arsenal have been delusional. - Okay. - Does that make sense? - Again, from an outsider looking in, to finish second multiple years in a row and be convinced you're gonna finish first,
doesn't seem that delusional to me it kind of seems appropriate and you guys are finished right now i don't get me wrong i agree and i also hear what you're saying about the finishing second and it being appropriate it hurts more though i want where are you currently yeah 14th i can't okay what would surely you'd want to be second right now
Right now, football chart is hilarious. I don't know what it's called. Table, bro. Table, there you go, whatever. 13th. 13th. Right, so. God, Liverpool are really... Yeah, they've run away with the whole bag. Would I want to be second right now? Yes, but that would obviously... That would... If we were second right now, and let's say Arsenal were third, let's not say we've swapped roles. If we were second right now, that would have proven us to have a much better season than...
Okay, I think the only way for me to describe it is if Arsenal were... Let's say Arsenal were first. Let's scrap Liverpool. Arsenal were first and we have come second at the end of the league. We would have had a more improved season than Arsenal, even though Arsenal won the league. Purely because from where...
Eric Ten Hag left and when Ameren came in, our improvement was there. It's like being, when you spoke about being the most improved and being the MVP, do you see what I'm saying? - Yeah, I get it. - We would have had a more improved season. I'm not saying Arsenal winning the league is, Arsenal winning the league doesn't trump United coming second. I'm just saying we would have had a more improved season.
So that would make the following seasons even better for us if we stayed on that same trajectory. - Can I say one more thing? - Of course. - That sounds so delusional. - Why? - Because, how do I explain this? - I'm saying, I'm 13th, I'm finished second. - Okay, I understand. Okay, scrap the 13th thing because you've twisted it. - Okay. - 'Cause you said, ah,
it'll be more disappointing to be Arsenal because second, second, second. So I said, wouldn't you rather be second? And you said yes, but your only reason you're saying yes is because you're assuming that you've traveled from 13th to second. - Of course, I'm looking at the table from today. - Yeah, but no, we're not talking about from today. I'm saying,
every week when you were doing your weekly Man U check-ins, wouldn't you rather be talking from someone who's talking from second? As opposed to, imagine there was an Arsenal podcast over here or a guy on a podcast who supports Arsenal. He gets to speak from a perspective of second, second, second. We won this, we won that, we won this, won that. As opposed to your 13th, it's tough, man. And you're saying they should be more disappointed. Across the three seasons. Because they're always within an arm's reach of something and they never win it.
Whereas the three seasons we've not even been in like the top six or whatever, we've won a trophy every season. Regardless of it not being the Premier League. I mean, we won two last year. Arsenal won none and came second. - I do understand. I mean, I don't know if maybe Arsenal won, I can't remember if they won, but. - I understand what you're saying. I'm trying to relate it to things I understand. From the sounds of it, it sounds like LeBron missing out on multiple championships. - Okay.
and then saying to Curry, but we won the interim tournament. It's like, yeah, but you don't have a ring or you didn't even make it to playoffs. That's even better. Yeah, but we won the tournament. It's like, yeah, but you're shit. Not saying Manu is shit, but I'm saying if, yeah, let's say there was a team who didn't make it to playoffs three years in a row. Mm-hmm.
but they'd won the like interleague tournament. I can't remember what they call it now. - Yeah. - And then their clout is, but you, yeah, you got to the finals. You got to the playoff finals three years, but you ain't got no chip. And they'd be like, well, you man didn't even make it to the playoffs. Why are you talking? I'd be like, yeah, but we won the tournament.
You man didn't win nothing. - So in your scenario, if you were a player in the losing side three years in a row. - If I made it to the playoff finals three years in a row, I'll be rocked. - And lost three years on the bounce. - And I'll say, oh, don't get me wrong. I'll be rocked because yeah, it was this close and we keep coming this close. - Every single year James. - Every single year, but you're nobody. - Yeah, but I'm winning. - Would you respect? - I'm winning trophies. - You won a made up trophy.
- Okay, in that context, yes. - In that context, it's made up. - Okay. - And I'm not gonna lie, I've sat in the backseat of an Uber and heard you and Megan argue. Sounds like the stuff you won is made up as well. - The one we've won is made up? - It sounded like from the argument that you were handling.
At the time, I can't remember where we were. We were in America. And you were like, yeah, but we won this. And her retort was, you're a joke. If you're bringing that up. I don't know what trophy we're talking about. It definitely was the FA Cup because that's the last trophy we won, which was last year. And it's funny for her to say that because when they won the FA Cup, that's all they were talking about. Okay, fair. Hence the delusional Arsenal fans. Okay, fair. Yeah, fair.
- From my perspective, from the thing that I just said, I can't remember the word I'm trying to use. - The analogy. - The analogy. From the analogy that I've just said, yes, it would rock me just missing out, just missing out constantly. It would fuck me up, but I would rather, at least I'm a somebody. - Fair. - I feel like I would rather be that than a nobody. - Which is fair. And I agree with that sentiment. It's also-
I'm obviously going to be, I'm obviously always going to be biased towards United, regardless of the position in the league. And whether I see, we've, I've done charge this season like half, a few months ago. So it's like, it's not like I'm saying, oh, we are going to climb to top four or whatever. I, I, I'm happy when I see progress. And for example,
Yes, as a whole in the table, we are playing shit. But every time we play Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea, all of them, I can't remember the last time we lost to any of them. So we are competing with the people that are at the top. We drew against Liverpool, scored first. Drew against Arsenal, scored first. Drew against Chelsea, scored first. Beat Man City. We got Man City again this weekend. Like these are the teams that are at the table, at the top of the table. Do you see what I'm saying? So we clearly, for some reason, mentality-wise,
only show up for those games. And we're not showing up for all the games that we should win. So that's where we have to do better. But when it comes to the people that are ahead of us in the big six per se, we're not losing. Okay, fair. So...
That's where my head's at. - Fair enough. Guys, welcome in. If you are wondering, "God, this man talk a lot of shit. I wanna get to the point." Head over to patreon.com/shittygigs. - Where you get a lot more shit. - Yeah. Pay three pound a month. - Tenp a day. - Run the P. - To S&G. - And we've decided now that since your daddy's a big boy business moguls,
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- Yeah, I remember thinking as well, randomly as well, when we were talking about, you know when we talked about the Poppy thing the other day? - Yes. - And we're like, when I said that company, when they were doing some like investment funding and stuff like that. - Yes, yes, yes. - They offered to like people to just invest. - Yes. - And like loads of people on TikTok are saying like, oh, I'm a fucking million now because they sold Poppy and now I, yeah, I've made like a million pounds. - Yeah. - Don't you think it'd be cool if we made a product and then like,
asked like patrons if they wanted to like invest. - That would be fucking cool. - That'd be cool, right? - Because it's also as much as it's like for the people by the people type of thing,
They would feel like, oh, I've watched these guys from X to where they are now. And now I am actually part of their company. Yeah, man. And it's like, yeah, like I own a part of this thing. And yeah, and it makes sense because I've been supporting them for time. So why shouldn't I own a part of it? I should reap my rewards for supporting these motherfuckers. Now run me my M's. I've wasted hours and hours and hours of my life. And here's the bag to prove it. That would be cool. That's smart.
Which one? The different packages. Yeah, bro. That's very smart. Yeah, bro. They're not fucking around, bro. They sold for two billion. They're not fucking around. Where was I when this was happening? Yeah. That's all I can think about. That's how I think about everything. I feel that way about literally everything. Damn indeed. Damn indeed. Right. I have a question for you. Talk to me. If you were...
- Oh, final note. So yeah, if you want to be a billionaire, patreon.com/ushersandgeeks. - Facts. - So obviously Usher's in town. - Yes. - Similar throwback. Usher's in town. - Yeah. - And I desperately want to go see him. - Yeah. - He's doing how many shows in London? - 10. - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. And he did one yesterday. So he's doing 10. That's insane.
10 shows at year two is absolutely ridiculous. - Fair fucking play. - Yeah, he's making money. - I actually tell a lot, I think there's a couple of people who have done it. - Yeah, that's ridiculous. So let's just say now, I've got a would you rather for Usher, right? - Yeah. - So as you know, Ellis, I don't know if you would know this, Usher likes to feed cherries to his fans. - Yeah, I heard about this, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - He's taken the Chris Brown choking things on a new level.
If we went to go see Usher or if you went to go see Usher, would you rather, let's say now you're in your area and it's compact.
So you can't, there's no maneuverability. And he rolls around in his roller skates. Yeah. With his cherry. Yeah. And he's looking for a mouth. God. Yeah. Would you rather be there with the love of your life? Yeah. Would you rather be there with the love of your life and have him feed her the cherry? Yeah. And she does the most.
She does the... Looks him in his eyes, sucks it off the stem. And you have... And like I said, you can't move. You're stuck there. And you can't get out. Would you rather that happen and you're on the jumbo screen looking vexed? Or whatever facial expression you have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm deep in it. Or would you rather...
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All episodes on Hulu's reality competition series, Gotta Get Out, are now streaming on Hulu. And it's up to you what you want to do. So obviously he can be like, ah. Am I still in the same scenario? You're in the same scenario, you can't move. And then he's like, ah, come on, open up, open up. And I'm assuming you'll refuse. I would rather him feed me and I'll smack the cherries out of his hand. Let's say in this scenario that's not an option.
- Why would that, so I can only open and close my mouth? - You can just refuse and be like, mm-mm-mm. And he'll persist until he decides to either give up or you're opening that mouth. - Oh, then the latter, of course, I will say no and then it's his time at the end of the day. I haven't got all the time in the world. He hasn't. - Fair. - Yeah, there's no way in heaven or hell I'm allowing him to feed the love of my life and my face is on the Jumbo Jumps watching that happen.
- There is just no way James. - Oh damn. - You'd have to feed me and I'd just have to refuse for about five. The whole song will be done by the time he wants to give up. 'Cause I know, well not that I know, but I'm saying in this scenario, he probably would keep trying. - He'd keep trying and say he rubs it on your lips. - Nah. - Yeah and you do all of this. - Yeah stop. - Yeah you do all of this. - Yeah. - And then like grab your head still.
- Why? - For the plot. - Nah, bro. I'm like, bro, bro, it's never happening. I'd rather become a meme of a guy that refused cheese from Usher than just willingly open his mouth for cheese. - The cuck who-- - Impossible. - Whose girl was licking it off the stem. - Impossible, bro. - All right, fair. - Who would you, what would you pick? - I'd probably just eat it, bro. - Yeah? - What do you think?
- I don't think, okay. I only think you would eat it the way you're saying it right now because you don't have 19,999 people around you. - Yeah, I'll shake. - You don't have the base and the camera in your face. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, as soon as he does. But the thing is as well, in my mind, I would wanna snatch it and eat it. - Of course. - That's the best case scenario for me. If I can't move my hands up, he'd have to do it like, I can't raise my chin. So if he drops it here for me, I just. - I look around.
Go on, sing your song, man. But if I have to... No, no, no. I'm not raising my chin for man. I'm not raising my chin for man. Fair play. But I don't even like the fact that I have to turn my head to the side. Exactly. So I'm refusing, brother. Yeah. But if he persists for them... Do you not think it's easier to eat if he persists for the whole song? No. Okay. Theoretically, yes. Like I said, I've got all the time in the world. He doesn't.
- He really doesn't. The people will just get annoyed. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, valid, valid, valid. - But then again, the people will turn against me and they'll start trying to eat it. - Yeah, fucking eat it! - Yeah, they'll start trying to eat it. - Just eat it! Just eat it, man! You're ruining the whole thing! - He's ruining the show. - I don't care! He wants you to eat it, so fucking eat it, Fuad! For fuck's sake! - Yeah, we're gonna miss half the show if you don't just eat a cherry. He's persisting! - Nah, bro, I still want to do it. I'll stand my ground, so I should remember me that way. He doesn't remember every cherry he's given out. He'll remember that.
- I guarantee he doesn't remember the first 10 girls he did for you. - I know he remembers that Ruby Rose one. - Oh, for sure he does. - I would never forget it. - Yeah, he will remember me. Pause. - Ruby Rose is not taking the chair off me. My finger would slip in her mouth. Again, my finger would slip on her tongue. Sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This guy's an evil, evil man. Oh my God. Why do they always have to come in and do this? I saw the clip of the girl from last night. Oh. I saw it. I saw it, but I didn't see it. She moved stush for like a second. I swear. And then, yeah, she moved stush for like a second and then she gave in and just. Of course, man. She couldn't believe it was her. For sure. I've not even seen the video. I've seen some heinous cherry eating and the bodyguard looks livid. He's just there. He's there like.
- Jesus Christ. - He's so over it. - Yeah, yeah. - The bodyguard is so over it. - Yeah, these thirsty ass cherry eating bitches. - He's so over it. - Yeah, man. - Damn. - Damn. - But yeah, the love of the life one would rock me. - It would ruin me, James. And it, I don't know, Sardine, they're just having to see her enjoy the rest of the show whilst I'm, I'm looking at her while she's watching the show 'cause I'm just. - Yeah.
- She'll confront you as well. - Oh, and we would have it out. We would have it out in the box. That's where we'll be. - You ain't in a box, bro. He just fed your girl a cherry. - Yeah, it's not sardine to be fair. - Yeah. - Third row. - Yeah, your third row, bro. - Yeah, we would have it out then and there, bro. - Your face will be on TikTok the next day, Ferd. I couldn't face you.
I couldn't face you. - That's the thing bro, I just couldn't. I'd rather be on TikTok for refusing it. - Yeah. I think I'd rather be on TikTok for backing it than have the love of my life back it. - Oh, if it's that scenario, yes. - Yeah. Okay, yeah, that's a scenario. Would you rather back it or have your girl back it? - 100% I'd back it. - Yeah. - 100%. - Even if you had to look up? - Even if I have to look up or down. She's not backing it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Because- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. My wife's not backing that. - Yeah, no, no man.
It's gonna happen this He's here for 10 nights Yes Someone's love of their life Yes Someone's Someone's wife is gonna Suck that cherry boy Yeah They take ages with it What song do you do it to? Do you know? I don't know What song does he do The lick the cherries to? Because I want to listen out for it Hands out cherries To audience member Who are then free To do whatever they want With them Right Right Cherry on top
And the cherry on top. Which then escalated into a dry hump session. Oh. That can't be legal. Jesus Christ. Ellis, you're not understanding what these lot do to these cherries, bro. He comes out in a fur mink with nothing underneath. This guy's a demon. Yeah, he's a demon. He comes out with a red fur coat. Oh. Oh, yeah. Click that first one. Is this the London one, no? Is that Jocelyn Hernandez? Oh, no. It's not. Oh. Jesus Christ. Oh. Oh.
How is this nigga 46? He looks 21, bro. He literally looks younger than Ellis. Oh. What song is that? Dun, dun, dun, dun. Tell me all the freaky things you are. How do you... Oh, I don't need you to know. We'll make it through. Our love will grow. Uh-uh-uh. Imagine all the...
It does them with different songs. Oh, this is "There Goes My Baby". I'm not sitting through this. She's poised already. This was yesterday, yeah. This was the London one. Yeah, one day ago. She's poised, bro. She knows what she's about to do. Yeah, eye contact with him. Eye contact.
It creeps me out. She's focused. Yeah. She hasn't blinked. I'm the bastard. Jesus. You, man, I couldn't be usher. I'll come out with a fruit bowl. I'll come out with a whole bowl full of different fruits. Wow, that was sexual. Yeah, brother, I'd have all shapes and sizes. I'll come out with a plantain. Just...
- Already peeled? - Yeah, peeled, applied to, ah, green, yeah. - Ripe and sturdy. - Yeah. - That's hilarious. - Wow. Wow, I'll be there for four hours. - Oh my God, yeah, that's the show. - Tasting all kinds of fruit, yeah. - That's the show. Wow. - Damn, yeah. Okay, cool. So you'd rather eat it than have your girl? - Yeah, facts. - I think so. Ellis? - Yeah.
- Yeah, I think I'd rather it happened to me, yeah. - It depends how long it's going on for this fucking guy. - That was a god 45 seconds. - He's not doing all this talking and stuff with me. - That's the thing as well. So yeah, that, okay. Now as well, just to layer out, you've decided I'd rather be you over your girl, but.
he's giving you the whole chat he doesn't give you the mic to it doesn't matter what you're saying yeah so it's like have you heard about yeah have you heard about interpretation have you heard about these cherries and you're just there like and he's like oh it's the first time for everything i didn't think zune's in on him everyone's like oh my god the cherry and you've already decided it's me and my girl so you have to eat it now oh my god he's like these cherries
- These cherries, these cherries, these cherries. And you're just, you're speaking, nothing's coming out and he moves them like over here. These cherries, these cherries. And he's up, ah, ah. And then you go to smash it, yanks it away from your mouth. And he's like, ah, ah. Say the magic word.
- And you start speaking and he's like, please. - Oh my God. - Say please again. - Oh my God. - And you're just speaking, speaking. It sounds like he's saying please, please, please, please, please. He's like, God, you're eager. - Oh my God. - Take it. - This ah ah ah. - Ah ah ah ah ah ah. - I'd wanna rock him in his nose. Oh, it would make me so angry. I might just look at my girl and say, take it man. Just take it man.
- Just take it. - Wow. - Oh, that will frustrate the life out of me. - The talking to him will murk me. - Can't be taunting like that. - Wow, man. - That's too funny. - Let's take our time. - That's too funny. - Don't rush the boss. - Oh my God. - That's nuts. - Fuck that. - Right, daddy fantasy? - Daddy fantasy. - Yeah, yeah. - Right guys, it is time for daddy fantasy. - So. - Excited.
If you are new here, go back a couple episodes because we've been spitting game on fourth wing. So, fun fact, I finished it. Gang. I finished it. I've already started the next one. Okay. Which is called Iron Flame. Iron Flame. Iron Flame. Right. So...
Where we left off, Violet, Zayden, Liam, a few of the others were fighting the Venin and the Wyvern, right? Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Dane has now betrayed Violet, read her mind. Her dad has then sent them on a fake mission to get killed. Yes. Now... They're surrounded. They're surrounded, bro. So...
- Liam, who's not on here, is Violet's friend, Zayden's foster brother. - Okay. - He's been, I think, I don't know if I told you, Zayden basically, when you know when Violet and Zayden got bonded, 'cause their dragons are bonded? Now, if she dies, he dies. He employed his foster brother, Liam, who's fucking wham, to just be her bodyguard. - Her bodyguard, okay. - Yeah, so he's been her bodyguard for time. - Okay. - He follows her everywhere she goes, and he's like a really, really good friend to her. - Okay.
So anyway, they're fighting the Wyvern and the Venin. Bearing in mind, guys, this is going to have spoilers galore because I'm going to say, I'm going to end up saying what happens at the end anyway. So anyway, now, as we now know that Violet now knows that her mum,
has been orchestrating the whole thing and she's been lying and that whole government has been lying to them about the existence of Wyvern and Venene and all this dark magic shit that happens over here. It's all been a whole lie. Dane is in on it because his dad works for Violet's mum. Dane has now betrayed Violet. Her mum's betrayed Violet. Her fucking brother's dead. Her sister doesn't know anything about it.
And her and Zayden are all fighting all these people. Long story short, they have a massive fight with the Venin and the Wyvern and we lose some lives, bro. Liam's dead.
Okay. Liam dies tragically. The bodyguard, he dies saving Violet. They're in the air. She's flying with Tan. Bro, flying, flying, flying, flying. One of the Venin on another dragon team comes behind them. Bro, Liam says, nah, not today. Bang, his dragon literally launches in to the enemy dragon, takes it down. They're fighting, fighting, fighting in the air, fighting in the air. Tan's trying to fly up and save them because he's fucking wham. Bro, they don't make it in time. He's dead.
He's fucking dead. So Liam's dead. It rocks Violet and it rocks Zayden. And obviously she's a lightning wielder. Yeah. That tips her over the edge. When I say she starts pumping lightning out, like there's no tomorrow. And with what basically what happens with their connection with their dragon, if they overuse their magic, they can die. The dragons can die or the users? The users can die. Okay. So the user will die if they use too much dragon magic. Okay. And she's like,
bang, bang, bang, lightning, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead. And then the dragon's like, bro, fucking violence, stop, you're gonna die. She says, I don't give a fuck. I would rather die than let these men get away with it. I don't give a fuck. Bang, lightning, bang, bang. Tan's like, fucking stop. She's like, fuck you. Bang, bang, bang, bang. Lightning, lightning, lightning. It's going crazy, bro. And then she squares up with one on one. Basically one of the Venin jumps on Tan's back
- Okay. - On a sword thing, Violet has to unstrap herself from the thing and the fighter turns back and he's like, "Stop, don't do it." He's like, she's like, "She's gonna fucking kill me." So they have to square up, "Ka, ka, ka, ka, ka." Bro, the Venians wham and fast. Drops Violet on her knees, "Ging, ging, gang, gang, gang, gang, gang." They fight, they fight, they fight. Stabs Violet in the stomach. It says, "Wa guan." Long story short, I don't remember how it happens.
Somehow the Venia gets killed. I think Violet might have killed her. I can't remember. But anyway, Violet's now murked and she's thinking, I'm bleeding out and I'm dying. And the ting was poisoned. The ting was poisoned. Question.
- Because Violet has been stabbed and is also poisoned, is Tan or Tan affected? - He's not affected. - Is Zayden affected? - No. - Okay. - But we all know if she dies, Zayden dies and Tan dies. - Okay. - Your dragon, well, your dragon can die and Zayden will die. So they need her alive. - Okay. - So she's been poisoned now and it's not looking good.
- Doesn't sound it. - Yeah, so now she's poisoned. She's killed this thing and now she's definitely like, "Oh, I don't care anymore." - Okay, yeah. - "I'm gonna die anyway." - I'm going out. - Yeah, lightning, lightning, lightning, lightning. Everyone's murking and murking and she's losing consciousness going blurry blow. There's one more she needs to kill, zap.
she does this sick thing where her aim is really bad. - Okay. - So I think- - Naturally or for this specific one? - No, her aim with the lightning, 'cause she's so new at using it, her aim's really, really bad. And I told you Adana can freeze time, right? - Yes. - Yeah, so basically she says, "Adana, I need your help." For this last one, she can't hit him.
Donna's like yeah bet Literally so she uses Tana's power And Adana's power At the same time Freezes them lot Then lightning comes down And she controls the lightning So that when she's missed It's going slowly enough That she controls it Bang In his head It's fucking clean in my head Because I'm reading it Yeah yeah yeah Of course of course In my head it looked clean It looked clean I can't believe it
I had my fucking, I'm there in my bed just reading that. I was like, oh, oh, bro. The imagination gets you, bro. The way they described it, lightning, lightning, freeze time, zing, lightning, ka-ka-ka. Murtaugh was like, ah!
I thought I was watching anime. - Yeah, I can imagine. - I was like fuck! - That's so funny. - Yeah, it locked in in my head bro. - Obviously, it's crazy because we're always going to have different imagination of what you're saying to me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And how I'm seeing it is sublime. So only God knows how you're seeing it when you've read the raw material. - Oh yeah, I'm reading. - You've read the raw material. You're giving me secondhand. And how I'm seeing it is insane.
- You see what I'm saying? - Bro! - Fuck. - It looked clean. - I fucking bet. - I was like, damn. Straight, I think she just struck it right in the temple. I was like, damn. - Jesus. - Yeah. - But then as soon as it locked, as soon as she saw it make contact and he died, bro, she collapsed. - Oh yeah, so time went back to normal. - Yeah, time went back to normal. Adana's passed out because she doesn't know how to use her power properly. - Okay. - And Tarn is just like finished as well. Violet's finished on her back. - Oh God. - Bro, so then she's dying. These man think she's dying. Zayden's like, we have to get her.
Back home now, these men are like, bro, we're never gonna make it in time. It took us a day to fly here. She's gonna be dead in a matter of hours. And then Zayden's like, right, we have to take her to the spot. And everyone's like, you can't take it. And she can hear, she's like delirious, but she can hear. And she's like, oh bro, I can't move on this time. But what the fuck are they talking about? Take me to the spot. It's like, oh, there's only, so basically,
Long story short, there's people who are called, they're called menders, right? Okay. And they have, their magic power is they can heal people. Like, and like actually mend them back together. So it doesn't matter what's wrong with you. They can fix you. As long as you're not dead. As long as you're not dead, they can pretty much fix you. Okay. And they're rare, bro. So there's like, there's only one healer
where they're, one mender, sorry, where they're from, which is a day away. And they're claiming to have another mender at their spot. And they're like, we need to take it to the spot. And it's like, it's a secret spot. We can't take her there. Bloody, bloody, blah. And they're like, bro, she's gonna, Zayden's like, well, she's gonna die. If she dies, I die. And I also love this bitch. We need to take her to the spot. It's not after the discussion anymore. I'm taking her. So they're like, all right, fuck it. We can take her to the spot. So bloody, blah. Anyway.
Fly to the spot, three days later, Violet wakes up, she's mended. Everything's cool. And she's like, "How the fuck did this happen?" Zayden's like, "I need you to calm down before I tell you what's going on." She looks out the window, she's like, "Where am I?" She looks out the window, she sees a city that's half-destructed. The city is the city where Zayden's dad used to rule before. You know, his dad's the great portrayer who challenged the king and all this kind of stuff. He used to rule a city, and this is the city, I can't remember what it was called, this is the city that they're in. And it's only half-destroyed.
She's like, I thought Violet's like, I thought this thing was written off the map. That's what all the scriptures say. And Zayn's like, don't read it. I don't believe anything you read, babe. Like we're here, we're standing. And she's like, how did I get better? Like you have a mender? Where Zayn's just like, yeah, I have a mender, but I need you to breathe. I need you to calm down. I need to tell you something. She turns around. She sees Brennan, her dead brother. And he says, welcome to the revolution. Damn, bro.
- Damn. - Bro! - Okay. - This is working to the revolution. - Damn. So the brother. - So long story short. - So the brother knew Lilith was an op from the jump, died, dipped, and is like, "Yeah, I'm locked." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. - So long story short. - Cool. - Brennan died.
- He basically, he died in the war for the Great Betrayer, against the Great Betrayer. He died in the- - Against the Great Betrayer? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he was actually fighting on Lilith's side. - Lilith's side, yeah. - He died and one of his friends had, was his best friend was Tarn's ex-rider. Before he bonded with Violet, Brenna's best friend was Tarn's ex-rider. And because Tarn's so powerful,
Obviously she's a lightning wielder, which is one of the most powerful things. But the other guy had the ability to, how do I explain it? Basically had the power to transfer energy.
So how everyone else's magic gets put it into lightning or shadows or telekinesis or this or that. His one was just, he has like raw energy that he can take from somewhere and put into somewhere else. So when Brennan died, he basically put all of the magic that he could possibly do into Brennan's body to revive him. And it killed him. So that's how time was lost without a rider. And it actually revived Brennan. But all of the history books say that Brennan died and that
Homeboy tried to revive him and it didn't work, but it did work. And his dragon basically hid him away for him to heal. And during that process of being hidden away, he learned about all of the reality of what's really been going on. - Wow. - So his mom, his sister, and his sisters, everyone thinks he's dead. It's actually kind of peaked because their dad died pretty much from heartbreak from finding out that he died. - Wow. - And he was never dead.
but because he learned about the betrayal, he could never come out and say I'm alive because he's learned about all this stuff and he's like, fuck my mom. - Yeah, he had to stay silent. - Yeah, he had to stay silent bro. So yeah, so anyway, he's now working with Zayden who they're bringing up another revolution against the thingy, against the main continent, but also they're,
They don't necessarily have anything against the main city. They just want to get rid of these fucking Venin, bro. They want to kill, because the Venin are uprising. And they've got a map that's showing they're taking out this town, they're taking out this town, this town. And the main fucking where Lilith rules, that thing, they obviously know about it. They've been hiding it from everyone. Now Violet knows about it. Zayden and Brennan are working to build up an army to fight the Venin.
but also protect themselves against the earth and her army over here. So they're trying to do it in secret and rebuild the city in secret whilst fighting the Venene, whilst hiding from these men. It's all going on. And now this is now turning into the second book. Now where I'm at, Violet, Zayden and all the other students now need to go back because remember they were sent off on war games. So for all they know,
For back at school, no one knows what's really going on. Lilith has been alerted that her daughter's missing, but they all think it's part of war games. So they don't know. It's only Dane and his dad that knows
that know the real reason why they've been gone. So they need to go back to school like nothing's happened. Dane and his dad technically can't say shit. - 'Cause their plan was to kill. - 'Cause their plan was to get them killed. And even though she's an op, Dane and his dad know they can't go to Lilith and be like, "We tried to kill your daughter, just FYI." It wasn't aimed at her, we were trying to kill Zayden, but FYI, she got caught up in a crossfire.
So she knows they can go back to school and everyone's hush hush. But now she knows Dane can never come near her again because they've now told her the whole time from the beginning of the book, it was Dane's my best friend. You need to stay with Dane and protect yourself from Zayden. Now it's on a full 180. Zayden's on her side and you need to protect yourself from Dane because Dane, they've told her blatantly, Dane is going to try and kill you now. He knows everything. He's going to try and fucking kill you. And that's where I'm at in book two, beginning of book two now. They're just about to go back to school.
It's up. It's up. So have they mentioned Brennan so far in book two? Yeah, so basically Violet and Brennan have had a big heart to heart and said, why did you do this? Why did you do that? And it's at the beginning of book two. So the last sentence of book one was Welcome to the Revolution.
I screamed I screamed I fucking took a picture of her sitting to Megan I was like ah She sent me a picture like ah Bro welcome to the revolution Damn Wow it took my breath away It took my fucking breath away bro Rebecca Yarra Say less Yeah she's doing the most So yeah we're gonna go back to school And the whole time this is all happening It's all up in the air Violet just wants that dick again
That's all she's thinking about It's crazy how dick hungry she is for Zayden She nearly died She needs to lock in bro But Big Man Ting She's still livid at him though Because he's known your brother's life the whole time But He had to That's how you know a man like Zayden is a loyal motherfucker Because he can keep a secret Even though I love the sister of the guy Yeah that's the thing
Even though I'm reading it from Vi's perspective, I want to speak to him, but like, baby, you're not understanding. You're thinking he's a liar, but really he's the ultimate truth teller. He's a loyal motherfucker. Yeah, he's loyal, man. This is the man that you want in your life, bro. Do you know how much it would have been hurting him to keep that from you? And he was willing to take the blows. Yeah, literally. Damn. Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. Do you think this will be better off as a movie or as a series? I heard they're making it into a series. Oh.
- Yeah, yeah. - 'Cause I've been picturing this. I need to see how they create it. - Oh bro, if they can get it on like Game of Thrones level production. - Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. It has to be Game of Thrones slash Lord of the Rings, like all of that type of thing. - Yeah, it could be up, bro. It could be up. But yeah, anyway, moving forward, they're going back to school.
And I'm intrigued to see where I've gone. I think Zayden, they have to, 'cause they said they have to go back right now. Violet's like, "Why do you have to go back?" Zayden's graduation is today. - Oh, okay. - So they need to get back for his graduation. - Oh, okay, 'cause everyone needs to know he's back at school. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, everything's calm. - Yeah. - So yeah, Violet's now not gonna have Zayden's protection because as soon as he graduates, he gets shipped off. - But how does it work when he gets shipped off but Scale and Ten need to be close to each other? - You're locked every three days.
- Every three days, you're locked. I appreciate that from you. - Say less. - You're locked. - I am locked. - Every three days. Yeah, yeah, they're gonna link it to either she's gonna go there or he's gonna come back once every three days. - Cool, cool, cool. - That's what's been decided. - All right. - I'm so glad you remembered that. - Of course, bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're gonna see how it goes, bro. - All right, man. Cool. - Yeah, yeah. - Wow, this needs to be a series. - Yeah, bro. - 'Cause you know I'm about visuals. - 100%. - This needs to be a series. - 100%, bro. That battle. - Yeah.
Juicy. Juicy. But yeah. Cool. I need to, I'm waiting for their first three day separation. So Zed can come back and fuck the shit out of her.
because she's horny bro okay she's horny every time she sees him it goes into a bag of about how much she wants him damn i i i need to be needed between you and me yeah and ellis i need to be needed like that fair is that raunch bro every time she sees him she's like bro i hate what he's done to me lied about my brother he's done this he's a net but he's turning me on
She was like, she describes his face and his scar and his like fucking betrayer mark on his neck and all this kind of shit. She was like, and that's just his face. Somehow his body's even better. And she's like, I need to be picked up by him again. She wants to get hearted.
So yeah, I guarantee he's going to graduate. Everything's calm. He's going to dip for three, four days and he's going to come back and be like, how are we doing? He calls her violence. That's his nickname for her, violence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's been a wild one, violence. She's going to shut up and bang me now. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay Yeah yeah yeah Yeah AI Oh burn in mind My Instagram and TikTok Has just been filled With fan fiction Okay About Zayden And fucking Violet Okay And AI Constantly Draws up the two of them Okay Yeah it's nuts Fair fair It's like Zayden Riosan Is all over my shit It's constant bro
But yeah, man, it's good. It's real good. I'm trying to get through this series because everyone has been telling me A Court of Thorn and Roses. Which one is that, the third? No, no, no, that's a different series. Okay. That's a different, I think it's like a five book series or whatever. A Court of Thorn and Roses. Same author? No, different author. Yeah, there you go. Straight away, bro. A Court of Thorn and Roses, bro. Five book series. It's supposed to be juicy. Okay. Akatar for short, they call it. Now that you've...
giving me the full breakdown of book one. I might have to audio book it just to get the full, full context. Yeah. - I'd advise it. - Yeah. I might have to audio book it. - I'm not gonna lie to you man. - Yeah. - Someone told me there's a graphic version, an audio graphic version. - Cool. - I've been keeping it to myself. - Cool, cool, cool. - For one of those lonely nights, I've been keeping it to myself. - Cool, cool, cool, cool. - Yeah, someone told me there's a graphic audio version. - Yeah, fourth wing graphic audio version please. - Yeah. All right guys, cool.
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