MOST EMBARRASSING FEARS!
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and walked off. I looked at him for a minute, I was like, I'm taking these off. - He looked at me like it was my fault. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I actually did. I actually did, 'cause I was thinking, he wears Air Force all the time, and no one ever says anything. First day I've ever worn them in my life, and someone's like, "Joe Ting." I tell you what, man, I've had a lot of caffeine today, but it's been getting good to me.

- Just Monster? - Ooh, yeah. - How many is that? - This is number three, if I'm being honest. - What was your first one? When Tia brought it to you this morning in the office? - Yeah, she brought it to me in the office and I was like, this is fucking banging. And then we were on our lunch break a little while ago and I cracked another one of these pink ones and I was like, I'm feeling it, man. I don't know about you guys, I'm feeling it. - I don't know about you! - I'm feeling it. And then just before we came up here, I was like, I'm getting another one, I don't care. Yeah, I'm just feeling it, bro. I'm feeling fucking good. And sometimes like, I will regret it,

- 'Cause you'll crash. - Later, 'cause I'll crash. But who cares? - You'll sleep in the car though, no? - Ooh, yeah, I'd love to sleep in the car, but I wanna read. I wanna read. - Fair play. - I wanna read. - Fair play. - Cool, so.

I'm feeling good. I'm feeling great. And I've got caffeine in my blood and I just want to like fucking seize the moment. Yeah. I just want to like get real like handsy. Okay. Sorry. Don't be sorry. Not like a sexual way, obviously, but like, do you ever just get like so energetic that you just want to like, I look at your like t-shirt there and I think like, I reckon I could really grab it. No? Then again, I don't get like caffeine highs because I don't take caffeine. Yeah, bro. So I don't know. There's nothing like it. Fair. Yeah.

Fair. I'll tell you like the natural stuff with the... Yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. There's nothing like it. Fair play. Yeah, there's a crease here. I've been eyeing it for five. This actual... Yeah, not a crease as in like you need to eye on it. Like the stitch here. Okay. I imagine like... And then like... Just to see what you're capable of. Yeah, just to see how strong I am. Sorry. Anyway. I've always wondered like... You know when you can rip off a fucking shirt? I've always wondered if I could do that.

Like how strong do you have to be to rip a fucking shirt? - Let's find out bro. - Let's do it. - If I had a beater under this, I swear to God I'd rip this right now. I would rip it dude. - Yeah. - Yeah, you're pumped. - I'm fucking jacked bro. I'm jacked. I'm jacked up bro.

- I feel so good Fiyad. I feel so good. - Oh wow, yeah. - Oh yeah, it's getting to me man. - I can tell bro. - I feel so good. - I'm happy for you bro. - Yeah same. - Honestly, I'm happy for you. - Thank you G. - Seize the day, seize the moment. It's a great day anyways. - Yeah man. - Beautiful, beautiful day. - It's 'cause of the sun as well. The sun is actually, 'cause I've had three monsters on a rainy day and I've wanted to kill myself. I've wanted to kill myself. So yeah, it's all about the sun. - It is all about the sun man. - Yesterday was banging.

God, isn't it gorgeous? It is. It makes all the difference. Yes, it does, bro. It makes all the difference, bro. Yes, it really, really does. I love it. Ellis Mayfield, a book and a holiday. Are you? Yeah. There you go. Yeah.

- Yeah, we won't say. - Yeah, just somewhere. We're just gonna pull up somewhere. - Just show up. - Pull up somewhere hot. - Exotic. - Yeah, for my birthday. - Oh, sick. - It's not on my birthday, but. - It's for his birthday. - For the time, yeah. For the right time, yeah. - Yeah, I'm excited, man. Little four dayer. - Little four day. - In and out. - Yeah, in and out. Well, maybe, I think we're only gonna miss like a day of work. - Chill or partying?

I don't know about partying anymore. Or you don't know. I would like to like, thing is I romanticize partying, but like. It's tiring. It's, oh bro, it's exhausting. Yeah. It's exhausting. Yeah. I just want vibes. I just want vibes. And I feel like sometimes I feel like I need, I used to be able to just, I used to be able to go crazy with just few head.

Me and Fouad on a two man. - Yeah, wow. - We used to go nuts. - Uni days, what? - Bro, we used to go nuts every Monday. - Wow. - Yeah. - Bro, sometimes on Tuesday and sometimes on Wednesday, bro. A two man, we used to go crazy for it. Now I need like 11 man just to get the juices for it. - I know what you mean. - Yeah, bro. - Need more stimulus. - Yeah, two, three tickets, just not doing it. - You need that hype. - Bro, I need all you, man. I need everyone. - I hear it.

- Which human's not doing it? - Which person out of your friendship group, yeah, 'cause everyone's got this in their friendship group. Which one is like the hype one in terms of like who will convince you to come out? Who would ring you up? 'Cause everyone's got that mate. - Probably me. - Probably you'd be the one in the friendship group to be like, "Fucking go." - Well, it depends, right? - I think it really does depend 'cause I think,

- It was Rem at points. - It was Rem definitely Rem around. - I can imagine Rem being like. - Circa uni, wow. - It was Rem at points bro. - Wow. - It really was Rem at points. - You could have stopped that nigga from going out. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You really couldn't. You really couldn't. He was a fox for it. - Fox for it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He wanted to bury himself in the shops. - And I think for me, I was always down for the cause. I was just down to pie. - Fair enough. - I would never be like, oh my God, guys, we have to go out. - Yeah, yeah. - If someone says, bro, Friday? Yes, I'm the first one to say yes.

Yeah. I was the first one to say yes. Yeah. I was more of like a buildup guy once it's booked.

So if we've got a night out on Tuesday, Monday, I'm gonna be like, you mad? You don't understand that. Tomorrow's about to go up. It's about to go up. It's gonna be the best night of our lives, bro. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's a good hype. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - You're right, you're right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. And Tobes was the one where it was like, if he's coming, it's gonna be the best. - Yeah. - Because he's in and out, in and out, in and out. - Nonchalant. - So if you're like, Tobes, tomorrow? He'd be like, yeah, bro, of course, man. - You're like, ah!

- No, he's gonna do this. Yeah, Jacob was always just down as well. You and Jacob are very similar, just down. Just down bro, yeah whatever man, I'm down. Yeah, what, oh fuck man. Yeah, partying used to be it. And now I'm just like, eh, eh. But then I think about, it's such a dichotomy for me bro, because I think about like, okay, well if I'm not partying, what am I doing? I'm like, oh, nice dinner here. And I'm thinking that's boring.

I need some entertainment. Yeah. Where am I going to get my entertainment from? I feel like what we need to start doing, especially when we bop in and bop out to different countries, is hit up day parties. That's on God. That's what we need to start finding and doing. I think I agree with you entirely. Because...

It's everything we need and there's sun. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - It's outside. - Wow, wow, wow, wow. - And we can see where the night takes us and if you wanna charge it, we've had a day and we can go again tomorrow. - True. - Wow, you've really hit the nail on the head. - That's what we need to start exploring, James. Day parties. - Yes, you've really locked into something here that's .

It seems so obvious. It seems so obvious. It was there the whole time. It was there the whole time. Day parties. We need to lock in to day parties. Yeah. Imagine we did an S&G day party. Shut your mouth before I shut it for you. Because I can't even speak on business planning. Yeah. People might take some stuff. But they can't take you. They can't take you. So you can speak about what you want. If it's an S&G party, there can never be S&G. Facts. Facts.

This is back when I used to work in Manchester, right? And there was a guy that I used to work with in hospitality. He was part security. He also did his creative stuff on the side, hosting events and things like that. And he...

he always wanted to do events like every three months or so. And I was thinking, no one in Manchester does day parties. No one in Manchester will like hire out a rooftop and just throw a nice day party with hip hop, R&B, things like that. And I'm thinking this would pop off here. I thought about it for time. You can ask Bella. She can fact check this. I thought about it. I don't need to because you mentioned it to me. I swear. Yeah, you did. I remember. Oh, yeah.

- I remember. - Okay cool, Bruce is in the podium. Yeah, I thought about this for time. Like, where do I start? How would I do this? Where would I go? But I never put both feet in. It was just a thought. And I feel like now that we've got the time, now that we've got the capital,

- You wanna start doing day parties? - I don't know if I wanna start, I might wanna do like a young SNGX someone so they can take all the, they can do all the leg work. - I want, yeah, I wanna do that. That's why I said that I wanna do it with R&B slow jams, bro. - That would, that would be- - Jackie and Tayz. - When I first heard about them doing the slow jams thing, I was thinking to myself, they panned all of my drinks.

Because that's exactly what I was thinking about. Not just R&B and slow jazz, but they've got the fucking matrix down to a T. That's the blueprint. Yeah, they've got the blueprint, bro, because I love R&B and slow jazz so much. Their events, bro, it ends at 11. It's perfect. It ends at 11. Perfect. It's from like 3 till 11, bro. Me and Phil usually land about 7, 8. Yeah, ooh.

In the summer things, the sun's still up. Yeah, bro. The sun is around that orange colour. We land around 7, 8. We catch that red-orange sunset. Blends into purple. Oh, my God. And we're screaming fucking Keisha Cole. Yeah, yeah. And then 10.30, we're bopping. We're gone. And I'm in bed by midnight. It's a night. Yeah. Wow. They got it down to the T. Yeah, fuck. They've nailed it, bro. Yeah, S&G X R&B Snow Jams.

- Could be the one, man. - That would be insane. - Could be the one. - They don't need us for that. - I know they don't need anything. They really don't. - What can we bring? What can we bring? Nothing. - We can't bring anything. - Nothing. - They've run up the whole of Europe. - They've run up the whole thing. We're talking about, yeah, let's do something. Do what?

- Do what? We can't bring anything. Their tings are sold out. - Always. - Always, bro. - Oh my days. - We can't bring anything to this. - We can't. - We're just stealing stuff. We're just stealing beef. And so with this, Malta, don't play with me. - Yeah. - Wow, September Malta, you wouldn't. - Who?

- This guy right here. - Yeah, that guy. - Your co-host. - Yeah, my compadre, come back. - Yeah, I fucking would. Have you been to Malta before? - No, I've heard it's beautiful. - Hot. - Really? - Wow! Malta's hot, James. - Wow, really? - Malta's hot, it's beautiful. I took pictures in Malta. - Oh, I bet you did. - It's beautiful over there. - Is that what you were wearing in the pool or no?

- No, on my Instagram pic? - Yeah. - No, that was Madeira Portugal. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, not Madeira, that was Porto. - Porto. - Porto, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Portugal, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - All right, R&B Slow Jams Malta. It says 10 to the 15th. That's a young festival. - That's a young festival, what are they playing? That says 10 to the 15th. - That is a festival. - Hang a bat. - Yeah, we might have to see some. - I might have to pull up. - We might have to see some. - At least you down, 'cause we're not gonna be here. - Yeah. - Malta.

- You might as well roll. - You might as well roll, bro. - We're not gonna be here. - That would be sick to be fair. - Are you down, bro? - I'd do it. - Fuck off. - I'd do it. - Pinky promise, don't just say stuff. - I fucking stumbled there. Would you actually? - I would go, yeah, is there food? - Yeah, oh yeah. - Yeah, I got food. - Don't worry, you're gonna eat. There's scrap where you're going. Oh, don't worry, buddy. You're gonna eat well.

- Don't worry pal, you'll be fed. You'll be fed and watered. Don't you worry. Wow. - That's hilarious. - Wow, R&B slow jams, Malta. - Oh wow. - Babies, ah fuck it, babies pull up. - Yeah. - Babies pull up. - Babies pull up. We're going to Malta. - Yeah. - For the 10th to the 15th. - We're there. - I don't even know what days that is. - I don't know, but bro. - I don't care. - I don't care. - Yeah, we're there. - Wow. - Oh wow. - Malta, 10th to the 15th, R&B slow jams.

We're gonna eat. I'm putting down my calendar right now. - Ski trip? - R&B ski trip as well. - That's too much now. No, sorry. That looks too much fun. - That is insane. When is that? - They haven't got a date on that. I think they're just testing interest. - Oh. - Yeah, I think they're just putting the feelers out. And then if enough people will sign up. - Fair play. - That's a plan. - Fair play. - Yeah. Yeah. - Fair play. - Yeah. All right, September 10th to the 15th is a Wednesday to a Monday.

- Oh, we're barely missing work. - We are barely missing work. - Barely missing work. We could bop back on the Monday, come straight back straight. - We've done it before. - We have, I hate it. - We've done it before. - Let's make sure it's a slow day. - Yeah, we've done it before. - We have done it before. - Wow. - We have, yeah. - You're down? - Bro, you think I'm joking. Put this in our calendar right now. - Yeah, we're putting it in a work calendar, bro. The whole team's pulling up. Fuck this. - Why are we in slow jumps?

Start date 10th, end date 15th. Hell yeah, bro. Oh my days. Hell yeah. Damn. I hope they don't cancel it. I don't see why they would, but... They can't. I've got so hype about it now. They can't. I've added it to our calendar. Yeah. Wow. Chucky Taze, we're pulling up to water. Yeah, we're pulling up, man. We'll see you there. FYI, see you there. 10th to the 15th. Come on, man. I don't know. Can I also be honest? It's all gone. I'll be 34 at that point. I don't know if I could do five days of anything. No, no. So...

- I'm 34 now. - Yeah. - My knees are, hmm, commsie comms up. - Friday, that's a lot of days. - When I did Afro Nation, the original 2019, you man, I was borderline breaking. And that was six years ago. - I can imagine.

The heat got me. - Oh, I can imagine bro. - Walking for ages, standing for ages. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not built for stuff like that. The arches of my feet will be screaming. - Oh my God. - Screaming for mercy. - And I think back then as well, there were obviously, when I say back then, back then for me, I didn't have the capital to get the- - The beds are non-dempting there. - The beds and the premium wristband. So I got the one below and snuck in. I got the one below and snuck in. I was like, thank God. - Just to rest your feet?

Rest your nerves. Yeah, bro. This year's supposed to go off, by the way. Have you seen the lineup for this year? I have. And the thing for me is I feel like they repeat the artists. Ah, fair. And that's just me being honest. Fair. They repeat the artists a lot. I feel like...

Ashaker has done it twice. Burner Boy does it every year. - Chris Brown. - Devidale has done it three times. Chris Brown is a new addition. I don't think he's done it before. - It's probably, maybe I'm excited because I've never been to Afro Nation. So for me, that's like, wow. - Yeah, that's a lineup. But the original, the first year was three days. It was Wizkid, Devidale and Burner Boy each day. And you're thinking, damn bro.

- And we're talking 2019. - Wow. - Yeah bro, good lineup man. - Damn, sounds like a time. - It was a great time. It was a great time, I'm not gonna lie to you bro. - Fair play man. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Anyway, Malta. - Malta, yeah, so what I was going to say, we're not gonna do the 10th to the 15th obviously, the calendar's booked out for the 10th to 15th. We'll do like an 11th to 14th. - 11th to 14th? - Yeah. - Yeah, that 11th to 14th sounds appropriate. - It's reasonable. - And it's also maybe like 11th to 14th,

Maybe we land on the 11th. Yes. Just get our feet wet. Yes. Let's just hear something. Yeah. Let's not go crazy. 12th.

Harden the pain. Harden it. I'm losing my voice. I'm screaming. - 13th, we go again. - Yeah, we go again. - 14th, get me home. - Yeah, I need to rest. Guys, I've had it up to here. - Yeah, I'm going home. - I don't wanna see or smell any of you again. - That's it, man. - Get me home. Okay. - And then 15th, back to work. - 15th, back to work. - Light. - That'll be better for Ellis as well. - Business as usual. - Business as usual. Yeah, I don't think we'll be able to get Ram out of there. I think we'll do 11th to 14th. I think he'll do 9th to 16th.

If I'm being perfectly honest, I think I'll do 9th to 16th. - And do you know who else I think will surprise you? Justin. - Justin? - Oh yeah, he's not leaving. Nivul Fahli. Nivul Fahli. - That deep voice. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's not seen respect like it. Wow, team trip to the R&B slowdowns in Malta. - That would, well it is going to be sensational. - Yeah, we have to speak into existence. - We are speaking into existence. - Oh, what a time.

Anyway. - Welcome to the show, guys. - Welcome to the show, guys. - Wow. - Wow. - That was a sensational start. - That was a really good start. Told you bro, caffeine. It does something to me. - I think I'm caffeine drunk through, what's that thing where you, passive smoking, passive caffeine. - Yeah, yeah. Second hand smoke. - Yeah, second hand caffeine. - You're catching second hand vibes. - Yeah, yeah. - Wow, bro, 'cause I'm hyped. - Yeah, I'm endorphed. I'm up, I'm up, I'm up. - That tastes so good.

- Question of the week? - Question of the week. - That's so good. - Question of the week. Guys, girls, if you want your question to be featured on question of the week, look out for the Instagram question box in our stories. And if it's a juicy, juicy, woosy one, we'll pick it and we'll run it. So guys, question of the week this week is, what's your most embarrassing fear/phobia? I'm gonna get right into it. Pause. A girl looking at my asshole.

Looking at it. That's in there for you. That's in there for me. - It's not, I wanna say it's a fear or failure, but it's something I think about when, you know when you get in the top from a head hanging, yeah, that, boop. Yeah. - Oh yeah, 'cause her eyes in your arsehole. - Her eyes, that's all she can see. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's how I feel about, that's how I feel about a young reverse cow. - By looking at her arsehole? - No, no, no, no, no, I'm loving looking at that. But I'm saying, because,

Sorry, my bad, my bad. Because I don't like reverse cow on a like a legs together thing. Daddy likes to open up. - Yeah, okay, okay. - And she's in the middle. She's in the middle of her knees and we're going. 'Cause I've still got, now I've got like- - Yeah, you got wiggle room. - Yeah, I've got wiggle room.

Now I can contribute. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I like to go, I'm out here. Yeah, she's in a thing there. And I know if she just looks, like if she just looks down. Yeah. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

- Do you know what I mean? Yeah, it's just there. It's just there, bro. That's buzz. - That's so funny. - That's buzz. So yeah, that's my fear. - Fair. - So if it's a reverse calendar thing, I need her looking straight. - Okay, okay. - 'Cause if she's getting too good to it, she looks down and thinking, "I don't know when you'll see it." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fair. - Off the back of that.

I can't be told a girl's ever seen my asshole. - Bro. - The balloon knot? - Bro. - No, no, no, no, no, no. That's grim. - It is grim. - That's a different color to the rest of my body. - And you wouldn't even know. - Bro, I'm pretty sure my asshole's black. I'm pretty sure my asshole looks like you. Bro, I'm not playing with you. I'm pretty sure my asshole looks like you, bro. - Oh my God. - I'm sweating. I'm sweating, bro. - Oh my God. - I'm sweating, bro.

- Oh God. - So to make you back. - Oh my God. - Wow. - I gave you a headache. - I gave you a headache. - Wait, wait, wait. Let me land. On a side note bro, buy this hat bro. I love this hat. - What? - On a side note, bro I told Megan ship 10 of them bitches to the studio. I want a fresh one every day. - Daddy's really home. - Yeah, yeah, daddy's home bro. - Links below. - I love this hat. No one can take it off me.

My other one's faded. It's faded. Fuck, I love this hat. That's a bad fucking hat. Bro, buy the hat. Oh my God. Damn, man. Damn. Come on, come on, come on. Wait, wait. Oh, sorry.

Random. You know the daddy baby tease? Yeah, yeah. Bro, I was on stream the other day. Yeah. And I was thinking, damn, I haven't seen any pics of anyone squeezing in the extra small. Yeah, I haven't seen any pics of anyone squeezing in the extra small. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I haven't seen it. Yeah. I haven't seen it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I went...

And then I went onto the website while I was on stream. I was like, everyone buy the extra smalls. Them bitches are sold out. - Oh, sold out. - I was like, that's, my bad. - People are wearing them. Yeah, it's squeeze up. I ain't seen a pic, but there's people squeeze up. - My bad. - My bad. They're squeezed up in there. - Sold out. - Sold out. - Say less. - Yeah.

Sold out. No Jhené. - Damn. - Yeah. - Oh shit. - Damn. - Anamides bro. - Large XO, large XXO. - Yeah, everyone's titties are squeezed up in there. We love to see it. - We do. - We love to see it. - We really do. - Anyway, sorry. Most embarrassing fear, to big it back off yours. - Yeah. - Her slipping her finger in my ass while she's giving me head.

- Oh! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's distracting. - Oh! - That's a fear. - That is, yes, yes, yes. - That's a fear, bro. And it's annoying because that being your fear, you can't lock in while you're getting top. - 100%. That's all you can think about. - That's all you're thinking about. - It's annoying. It's really annoying. - And then you're losing wood and then she's thinking, "Wow, you can't even get head and stay hard." That obviously no one can say that to me, but yeah, you can't even get top and stay hard. You're a joke. - Oh, damn.

- Wow, yeah, yeah, yeah. - What's your most embarrassing fear? Using the handicap stall in a restroom and a handicapped person sees me walk out. - I get that. I really do get that. - 'Cause that judgemental look they'll give you, like, my bad bro. It was just the one available. My bad bro.

Can I say something in confidence? Of course. There was one time, right? This was a few years ago when I was still working. I went to Morrison's. Oh, yeah. I went to Morrison's on a lunch break. Yeah. And I parked in the disabled parking bay. Okay. Oh, God. And one guy attacked me. And when he was shouting at me, my brain said, if you don't reply, he might think you're mute and that you can't speak. And that's why you're parked in the disabled bay. So I just went...

He was like, "Do you even know?" And he goes, "Do you even know what you've done? Do you know the, where the fuck is your fucking badge?" And I was like, and I was thinking, maybe you'll think I'm disabled. And he just kept screaming. He just kept screaming at me. - He didn't say a word. - And I was thinking, I can't drop the act now. I'm too fucked up. - I'm too in. Because if I say something now, he's gonna be thinking, so why are you even shutting up for the last five minutes? Why are you even shutting up? So I just stayed there.

Mute. Mute. I'm talking, this went on and on, you man. It went on and on. Why have you been shutting up? That'll make him want to punch you. Yeah, bro. Yeah, literally. Oh my God. It went on and on and on. Nah.

And I just stayed there like that thinking eventually it has to end. - In my head I was like, the longer it goes, the more convinced it will be I am you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I don't even think you can get a disabled badge from being you. Fuck you need a disabled badge for? - Fuck no, to be fair. - 'Cause you can't speak. - Yeah, fair, you don't need that much space. - Yeah. - 'Cause they're bigger parking spots, you don't need that much space.

- Is that a bad thing to say? - Yeah bro, just 'cause I can't speak, it doesn't mean I can't walk. - Facts. - The fuck I need a disabled badge for? Bro, I shut it up for the whole time. - Oh my God. - And he never thought I was mute. He just screamed at me. Fuck man, fuck. I've never told anyone that. - Oh, that's hilarious. - I've never told anyone that. - Right. - Oh God. - Wait, wait, right.

- This is a stupid episode bro. Most embarrassing fear. This is me bro. Accidentally sending a text to the person I'm talking about. - That's you, you've done that? - No, no, no, it's my fear. - Oh. - That's my fear bro. - That is a fear. - My thing is, when me and you or me or anyone have a little bitch fest, I'm convinced I'm calling them in my pocket.

I'm convinced the person I'm bitching about is on the phone. Every time I'm having a little bitchy bitch, I have to pull my phone out and be like, please don't say I'm gonna see their name on this phone. - Damn, mine is like a young, a little flirt here and there and a screenshot. I wanna send it to someone like, God forbid I sent it to her by mistake. God forbid. - A ting did that to me. - You told me. - When we were in LA. - You told me. - A ting did that to me. She sent a meme or something.

And then I replied like, "Lol." Or like, laughing face. Or maybe like a double tap. She screenshot it, meant to send it to her friend, saying, "Oh my God, is this real life?" James just replied, sent it to me. - That's embarrassing. - I said, "Raw." I replied again, I was like, "Damn." Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think she says, "I'm gonna go and kill myself." - Yeah, that's embarrassing. - That's, oh bro.

- That would shake me to my core. - Yeah, 'cause you've done fucked up. You know you fucked up. You can't escape this now. All we can do is laugh about it, 'cause you fucked up. - Yeah, but we're not laughing. - Yeah, we're, yeah. - You're laughing at me. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, facts, facts. - Oh God. - Facts, facts, facts, facts, facts. All right, what's your most embarrassing fear? Girls surrounding me at my worst. - Bro, damn. - Girls surrounding me at my worst?

- That could mean anything. - It can mean anything. - And it's just like, fuck, why are they here? Why are they seeing me at this low point in my life? - Where, I feel like that's happened to me. But I can't remember where, but yeah, 100% bro. - Bro, it's a fear. - 100% bro. That was me. This is where I can't stunt on, I can't sleep on fashion. Especially when I'm with you. I have to be on my best, not even my best, but I have to compete. - I hear you. - I will never ever forget

Obviously, I've told the story not even that long ago. When we were in America on tour, and like I've said, I've never worn fucking Air Force. I've never worn Air Forces, ever. And I packed a pair thinking, oh, it's just a normal casual shoe. Fear was where to fly our shoes. And we're in a meet and greet, and then some girl in the meeting group was like, oh, I love your kicks. Then she pointed at my Air Force. It's the first day I've ever worn Air Force in 30 plus years of being alive. She was like, joke, Tink.

yes she was like joketing wow walked off clean white air force is clean bro fresh out of box bro she was like oh they're banging joketing and walked off i remember i looked i looked at her immediately i was like i'm taking these off i'm taking these he looked at me like it was my fault yeah i actually did i actually did because i was thinking he wears air force all the fucking time and no one ever says anything this is the

This is the first day I've ever worn them in my life. And someone's like, "Joke ting." You're a fucking joke, man. - Yeah, bro. - Respect yourself. - Oh, I'm sorry, bro. I forgot about that. - I hated that moment.

I hate it because I needed, I went to drag it back. Let me explain something to you, miss. Facts. It's the first and last time I've ever worn it. I've never worn Air Force since and I never will again. Sorry, G. I've got like five lined up. I know you do, bro. And you get away with it always. No one's ever said anything to you. Facts. I wore them one time, bro. Have you ever gone out wearing the same shoe before?

- Is that one of your mates you're like, for fuck sake. - Oh, me and him? - Yeah, or just any of us. - We end up wearing the same outfit all the time. It's infuriating. - And it just happens to happen. - Oh, that would do. - You weren't here yesterday. - No. - You wore the same outfit. Black and like a gray dunks. - Black t-shirt, plain black t-shirt, black cargos. - Yeah. - Gray dunks. - And yeah, gray dunks. - Jesus. - Slightly different. Same, same, but different, bro. - Fair. - We're the same fucking shit. We always do. And it's happened before where,

- Oh, where did it, it happened one time. This was a couple of years ago. You were wearing something, I can't remember for the life, I think it was probably Jordans. - I think I know what you're talking about. This was at the channel four event in the museum thing where we first met. - Darkest. - Darkest and Nella, we both were in the same J's. - Yeah, and someone said something. - Yes, it was Darkest. I'm sure it was Darkest. - No, someone before, it was a girl, I remember, 'cause I was humiliated. - Maybe Henry. - It sounds like it, it was. - It sounds like Henry. - It was fucking Henry.

she's a bully. And I remember as we walked, I remember saying to you, this was the first time where we started wearing accidentally similar shit. And I remember saying to you, you should have fucking told me you were going to wear them. Because otherwise I wouldn't have worn them. And you were like, bro, who gives a fuck? And then Harry was like, ah, look who you even dress her like. Yeah. Twins. Twins. I looked at him again. I was like, you should have told me. You feel what I fucking mean? No, do you know what she said? Cramp twins. Oh.

She called us the Cramp Twins. Yes, she did. Wow. Okay. Ooh.

I think we're getting two situations mixed up. It was her birthday. She called us cramp twins. She called us cramp twins. We wore the same something. Yeah. I can't remember what it was, but we wore the same something. We wore the same... That's right. That's right. The darkest thing is also true. Yeah. This was Henry's fucking birthday. She called us cramp twins. And yeah, we accidentally wore the same colour something. Maybe, yeah. And I remember saying, you should have fucking told me you were going to wear that colour. And then I remember saying, people are going to think...

We dress alike on purpose because we're a duo. And then she saw us and was pissing herself. She couldn't breathe. And she had Snapchat open. She was recording it on her phone and she couldn't breathe. And she was leaning on my shoulder like that. And she was like, ah, crab twins. She just got it. She barely got it out. Her lungs were empty and she was like, ah, crab twins. Oh my God. I went to rock her. I went to rock her.

- Wow. - Yeah, I remember. I don't remember what we were wearing, but yeah. - Newer to why? - Newer to why, but it was a very specific color. Damn, it rocked me. - Yeah. - Yeah, I remember. 'Cause that's when we got that Airbnb and that fucking, fucking top boys thing.

Fucking top of the estate. - Off ends, bro. - You were scared for your car. - I was scared for my whip. I was scared for my whip. I refuse to say that. I drove home that night at 6:00 AM. I drove home. - I remember. - But bro, off ends, bro. - Yeah, I remember. - Oh my God. 'Cause it looked nice. I remember, bro, we were pulling in and I was like, what is this, Fuad? What is this? And he was like, bro, you showed the pictures. The pictures look lit. - They look clean. - They didn't show the area, bro. - Yeah. - Where are we going with this?

- Fuck. - We can't stay on track today. - We can't. - Okay, most, I think it's you. - No, "Girls Running Man" was worse as well. - Oh yeah, "Girls Running Man" was right. And most embarrassing fear, being a B-A-N baby mama, it literally gives me hives and cold sweats. - B-A-N baby mama. - Yeah, I'm gonna let you think about it. - Yeah. - What do you think it is? - Bitch ass nigga. - No, oh wow, I was gonna say broke. - Oh, broke ass nigga. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bitch ass niggas, crazy.

- Wow. - Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. - Maybe it is. - I assume broke. - Yeah, makes more sense. - It makes a lot more sense. - Damn, being a broke ass nigga, baby mama. - Yeah. - Fair, fair. What's your most embarrassing fear? That I'll be tortured for information that I don't even have. That I don't even have. - Wow.

Wow that's funny I gave me a headache That's funny Toys for the Adventure I don't even have That's on God Oh wow What do you even do Bro What do you say Because they don't fucking believe you I told you I was watching an anime called Orb You need to watch it on Netflix Orb Orb something something Okay

- Can we get it for the police? - Pull it up Ellis, anime orb. Yep, orb on the movements of the earth. Bro, there's a ting in there where this bread, there's a guy in there who tortures people. That's his job and he's unfazed by it. And when I say they're screaming, screaming, screaming, and he's teaching these two young torturers. So they're shadowing him one day. He gives a guy pliers and he's like, "Rip this bitch's teeth out."

Bro, he says, "Rip this bitch's teeth out." And he rips one tooth out. When I say the ting is screaming, she's like, "I don't know anything." And the guy who turns to her is like, "I don't think she knows anything." - I believe her, bro. - Yeah, he's like, "You're new on the block. Yeah, rip two more." - Oh my God. - Rip two more and we'll see who knows what.

Fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bro, it's nuts. Wow. It's nuts. Yes. That's giving Vinland Saga. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's really good. I really like it. The animation is giving Vinland Saga. Right. Most embarrassing fear.

A group of white people in a place I've never been before. My palms get all sweaty and I immediately start thinking of good comebacks. - Good comebacks? Damn. - Yeah. - That bit spun me. - Yeah, good comebacks. - Yeah, fair play. - Oh bro, that's me like, you catch me walking into a gastropub on a Sunday in a village I've never been. - Oh my God. - I start getting stressed. - Oh my God. - I start getting stressed. - When I started working at the Ivy,

You have to do like manager training, but you do your like one week of managerial training at a different site. And I did mine in York. You man. - Yeah, that's crazy. - My first day stepping into York gave me anxiety. - Yeah, I bet. - Learning and working there for a week. - I bet, I bet, I bet. - Woo! Yeah, bro. You man know I sweat. - Oh, I know bro. - Every shift, forehead gone. - Yeah.

- I hate it. - Yeah, I bet bro. And they expected you to work for free. I know they did. - I hated it. - Yeah, they expected you to work for free. - I fucking hated it. - How long were you there for? - A week bro. - That's too long. - Yeah. - That's too long bro, I'm sorry. - A week. - I'm sorry, Jay. - They put me through my paces. - Damn. - All right, most embarrassing fear/phobia. Randomly meeting James in my don't give a fuck outfit. - Damn! Damn! I'll take it as a compliment. Damn!

- Ah, that can be rough. - That can be rough. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was meeting my boys the other week and we went out for a drink and this ting asked me for a picture.

and like, it was a cold night, but she was in her best. - She was or wasn't? - She was in her best, but she had like a coat over top. And for us to take the picture, she like stripped down, put the shoulder tings, like coat off, shoulder tings here. I was thinking, you're doing the most. I thought it was just a picture. She's thinking, fuck that. I don't care how cold it is, bro. We're getting the picture. - Fair. - Yeah, it was. - It's her moment. - It's her moment, bro. - Fair play.

Me and James might not give a fuck outfit. Yeah, that would rock me. Yeah. All right, cool. So most embarrassing fear. This chick said, I saw a bomb. My nose is stuffed and I get kidnapped. They tie up my hands and feet and tape my mouth. Since I'm congested, I end up suffocating in the trunk. They don't even get to ask for ransom. What?

- Congested? - Suffocating on my own snot? - Yeah. - Sounds like the scariest thing I can possibly imagine. - My throat burst. My throat would actually burst. - Bro. - Wow. - Yeah, nah. - They don't even get to ask for ransom, it's so true. - They open the boot, you're just dead. - Damn. - The snot all in your mustache, bro. - You didn't even fight for man. - Taped your mouth and you were just, you had a cold.

gone that is a fear of mine that's crazy that's a fear of mine bro that's that is a new fear yeah damn all right a couple more from me uh what's the most embarrassing fear being in a street fight and they rip my shirt now i have to walk home with my tits out damn there was one time the last time i was actually in a street fight i was wearing this is when i was had low crotch chinos i think i know which one you're talking about yeah i had low crotch chinos bro

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There was the U Yeah, the U ting I think they call them carrot jeans Yeah, yeah, yeah I had a pair of carrots on That bitch ripped immediately you, man I want to say I had to walk home Bloodied, bruised And my whole boxer cock was just out The inside of my thighs You're just seeing hairy thighs, bro And boxers With a swinging crotch Of the carrot jeans, bro I was completely humiliated Fuck

- Yeah, completely humiliated. And they took me to the police station to question me. They didn't even give me a lift home. They told me to walk. - That's a piss take. - Yeah, bro. - I'm a teenager. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Getting home safely. - And I remember one of the road men from the ends was just doing laps of town and he saw me and beeped. He beeped as I was walking up from the police station. I was fucking livid, beeped, laughed and dipped. I was fucking pissed, bro.

I was pissed bro. - The roadman was doing laps. - Bro, you know how they man do? Laps in the beamer. Just scooping what's left. - Oh, that's so funny. - Bro, I was pissed man. They were ripped to shreds. I couldn't believe it man. - Beeped to laugh to death.

- Oh, that's how that motherfucker got me with the fucking creps. - Yeah, what did he say again? - Fucking clown feet. I was wearing the, what were they, Converse? Them leather jawns? I threw them both in a bin, the black and the white bitches. I threw them both in a bin. I never wore them again. - Even how strange it is to cut out their shoes is uncontrollable.

- Who raised you? Beeping. Do you know how much attention that draws? - I was walking home by myself. - It looks like a fucking clown. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Your fucking clown feet. - Wow. - Nah, bro. - Them drawers there. Them exact, is it that one? - I remember you having them. - Is it that specific? Are they the leather? Yeah, all leather. Yep, yep, yep. - Wow. - And the white ones. - Bro, low converse make me look like a joke. I look like Sideshow Bob when I wear low converse. I can't get away with it. - Neither can I. - I dashed all my converse away. I look like a fucking joke man.

- Oh fuck. - Jesus. It annoys me because Tyler Kreator does it once. He looks just fine. - He's like 6'2". - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - So he gets away and he's a slim motherfucker. - You can't be short wearing Converse bro. - I'm short and I've got big feet. - I've got big feet too. - It doesn't work bro. - I've got big feet too, yeah. And my feet are wide. - Mine are just long. - Mine are wide bro. So I have to get extra wide.

- I don't know if I've ever told you that. - Is that a thing? - Oh, it is, yeah. - Extra white crepe? - Yeah. - I didn't know that was a thing. - Bro, I tell you. - I've never seen this in the drop down option. - Yeah. - Where, what? - I don't wanna talk about it, bro. You can get extra white. - Extra white is the best one I've ever thought of. - Yeah, it's standard, bro. Yeah, I learned from my mom used to take me to Clark's. - Oh, yeah. - That's where I learned about it. 'Cause my mom used to take me to Clark's and they used to put my foot in the match and everything.

They boxed that bitch in. And they said he needs extra wide. Wow. Yeah, my foot's wide, bro. Girthy. Well, there actually is a section. I'm telling you, bro. I've got those exact trainers. The biggest is 41 to my gym gigs. You've seen it. Yeah, I've got the wide set. Extra wide in brackets is crazy. Yeah, bro. Just call it what it is. Yeah. It's the extra wide section. Yeah, bro. Don't put extra wide in brackets. Yeah, I feel like one of them men that shop at Big & Tall. I just got wide foot, bro. What's that thing called? What's that thing? Jack-o-mo. Jack-o-mo.

- What's up, Giacomo? - No, bro. Bro, small to 6XL. The fuck? Giacomo's a fuck. Nah, bro. Nah. Yeah, my foot's wide, you man. My foot's wide, bro. That's why, look at this thing. That's why my thing stretch out. The thing's not even touching the tongue anymore.

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- I have nothing else to say. So yeah, I want to talk about this thing. - What thing? - Show on Apple TV. - Oh. - The studio. - The studio. So I started that last week. - Same.

I think there's only, I've only watched the first two because that's what was out. I don't know if the third one is out yet. Yeah, I think the next one comes out today. Okay, gang. So for those that don't know, the studio is basically about the film industry of today. And Seth Rogen stars as the main actor named Matt Remick. And he has been promoted from assistant or something? Like an exec to studio head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's now the head honcho giving out the, giving out the, what's the word I'm looking for? The...

fees for them to make the shows or the movies rather. He's trying to go in there and be like, oh, I'm the guy now, blah, blah, blah. I'm going to sit here and watch you guys act and see how it goes. The first episode is really good. I liked how they, not even necessarily the first episode. I like how they're trying to make it realistic and they add some, they throw some

verbiage in their way like oh this is real life as well yeah and I really really enjoy it it's really good bro I really enjoy it and they've obviously got like I like Bryan Cranston's character Bryan Cranston they throw in what's the director called again um

- Martin Scorsese. - Yeah, Martin Scorsese plays it. So yeah, they have a lot of cameos from actors who play themselves. And yeah, basically as I said, he plays, he's playing the head of a studio who's now in charge of like the people who actually make the movies. And now he's stuck in a position where

he is like a big movie buff and he wants to bring the beauty of classic film back. But also, Bryan Cranston is his boss and is basically like, we need money. So we need you to do movies that make money. And it makes him, he actually kind of has to like sell his soul to end up making movies. And exactly the point that you brought up earlier about the Minecraft thing, where you're like, you know it's gonna be shit, but like, why do they keep making it? And it's like, they have this like weird IP thing where like,

there's a lot of talk around how movies people or like uh movie studios are scared to make original movies now because um it's too risky and you can have like a minecraft or a mario bros or a barbie that like makes loads of money even if it's not necessarily integral and in this they mention barbie and they say like we're trying to make the next barbie and they're doing it with uh

Kool-Aid. - Kool-Aid. - Yeah, they're trying to make a Kool-Aid movie and make it like Barbie. And yeah, it's really, really interesting. And I really enjoyed the first two episodes. - Same. - Did you notice, obviously the second- - Yes, I know what you're gonna say. - What was I gonna say? - The one-er. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - It was a one-er. - The one-er was shot in a one-er. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. So in the second episode,

it's about him pulling up to a really, really special scene because he loves movies. Now he's the president of the studio. He has access to the sets. So the director's trying to make, and he knows no one can kick me off set. I'm the studio head. I'll do what I want. But to them, he wants to be like cool and liked by the directors and the actors. He wants to be like part of the gang, but they just see him as a suit.

And they're like, fuck off. Like just fuck off. We're trying to make art and you're just a suit like coming to crash in. And he's like, no guys, I'm cool. And what are you guys? Trust me. Like I love movies. So there's one episode two, they're trying to shoot like a one shot scene. Fucking adolescent style.

and there's one scene they're trying to get this one shot through and he's there and he wants to see it and they've planned it and him being there fucks up the whole thing. - Every single time. - It fucks up. Every time they're trying to get this one shit scene, he fucks it up. - He's annoying. - He's annoying as shit. But the beautiful thing about it is that episode is a one shot.

- So even though it's about the one shot, the episode is actually filmed in one shot. It's really good. - I'm gonna watch this. - You'll really enjoy it. - I was gonna say, this sounds literally like my show. - Yeah, bro, that's why I wanted to bring it up. Literally, you will really like this show. - Fuck yes. - Really good show. - It's really good. And yeah, there's only two episodes so far. I think episode three came out today. Yeah, really fucking good. - Yeah, I'm enjoying it, man. There's also another show that I haven't started, but I've added to my watch list on Apple TV as well. "Dope Thief." - I've heard of it.

i can't remember the names broski from uh charles can be interesting yes yes so brian tyree henry and uh wagner mora who was um my man in narcos who's the main drug dealer in narcos the main uh what's he's yeah that's the one i was looking for yeah him um it looks really cool so it's it's based on both of them pretending to be dea agents so they can steal money from

people that are actually drug dealers and then just dip basically, but they get caught in a crossfire and they actually get clocked for not being DEA agents and the drug dealer is trying to get their money back from them. I've only, like I said, I've only seen the trailer, but the trailer looks interesting and good two leads. So I feel like, yeah, it should be a good show. So I'm going to add that to my list as well. Fair play. Yeah, man. That's actually quite interesting, actually. Imagine pretending to be, if you actually just wanted to get paid,

- Imagine you and your boys get some guns, get some fake badges, pull up to a bando and just arrest everyone. And then just take all the pee and dip. - Dip. But the risk is as a fake DEA agent, you have to show your face. So you're never obviously gonna arrest these guys because where are you gonna take them? You're not a DEA agent, you're not a police officer, you're not any of these things. So when you dip and they realize, oh shit, no one's coming to actually take us away when they finally escape,

they're going to hunt you down, bro. That's the risk you take. Oh yeah, I would assume I'm getting, that day I'm getting on a plane somewhere. Yeah, but then you have to also be calculated in which band are you trying to bust down because if it's not

If there's not enough money there. - Yeah, you fucked it. - You fucked yourself. - Yeah, it's a one shot. - It's a one shot thing, man. - Interesting. - Yeah. - Okay, cool. I heard there's another one. Is it called "Sugar" with Colin Farrell? That's supposed to be good on Apple TV. - Yeah, I've seen it, but I've not seen it. - I've not seen it. - Yeah. - I think it's called "Sugar." - That came out a while ago. - Yeah? - 7.5, "Private detective John Sugar investigates the disappearance of Olivia Segal, the beloved granddaughter of Hollywood producer Jonathan Segal.

As Sugar tries to determine what happened to Olivia, he unearthed Siegel's family secrets old and new. - Interesting. 81% on Rotten Tomatoes, that's not bad. - That's not bad at all. - Yeah, Apple TV just makes bangers, bro. It just makes bangers. - I read a stat on, it could have been Twitter. Most likely it was Twitter, that's where I got all of my fucking information anyway. Whether it's true or not, but they've lost 100 billion.

Apple TV have? Yeah. Is it 100 billion or is it 10 billion? They've lost money, long story short. Oh, 1 billion. 1 billion and they lose a billion a year. Annually, that's the one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus. 100 billion is a stretch. That's surprising. Oh, damn. Despite having, yeah, severance in 10 last year. But they said, apparently they said they were projected to lose X amount of billions within the first decade of...

- Launching Apple TV and then from then- - Oh, this is part of their business plan. - It's part of their business plan, yeah. - Oh, right. I just heard that Netflix, at least seen it earlier. I just heard that Netflix have started lowering their budgets now for their like production for their original films. They said that they were just spending too much. Like for example, there's like, there's certain Netflix approved cameras

Which they won't let anything blow over to be used. And they've basically just set the standard lower now for those cameras because they're like, they're spending too much money on these fucking red dragons and all this stuff. And it's like, we don't need it. We literally don't need it. You can just shoot on this now, which is good because it lets indie filmmakers come in now a little bit more. So that's cool. But yeah, they've just like lowered their budget now as well. I wonder what the, excuse me,

I guess there is like obviously a plan, but obviously Netflix never used to be a studio house. Like it never used to make shit. It used to just obviously lease shit. Or license it, I should say. I wonder...

what like from a monetary thing. 'Cause all it sounds like is they were making gazillions just licensing shit. And then they started making shit and now they're just losing loads and loads and loads of money, spending all their money on like, I don't fucking know. - I think once you like green light the first 10, let's say for example, you think, fuck, this has made us some money. They start green lighting. - Yeah, but then again, to be fair, then you've got the winners like Squid Game.

Yeah, but you paid nothing for it. Yeah. And it's now a global phenomenon. But these are like one in a million. These ones. I guess that's like everything. Yeah. Yeah. Zoom in. Scroll up. Zoom in again. Netflix spends significantly on original content, which costs around nine billion in 1917, 2017 to 14.6 billion in 2019. Okay.

wait did that say it doesn't lose money scroll to the top top top yeah it says so it doesn't lose money on production it doesn't lose money in production overall despite high production costs and cash burn netflix uh accounting practices where content investments are don't know what that says um amortized over time uh contribute to the perception of cash burn but the company remains profitable okay fair enough then obviously they do one of the biggest companies in the world yeah who the am i um

But yeah, that's interesting. I guess it is just a risk. I guess it's the same as any studio, really. Like you take a risk, you buy the IP for something. Hopefully you get it for really, really cheap and you manage to turn it into an incredible series or film and make all your money back. A Squid Game must have been like, whoever bought the script for Squid Game for a fucking like 50 quid or whatever it was and then made it into like the most famous thing that's ever existed. Whoever at Netflix got that,

- It's insane. - They're fucking gassed. - It's insane. - They are gassed, bro. - Damn. - 'Cause there's a thing, even in the studio, Seth Rogen, when he's pitching why he should be promoted, he even says, "Oh, I bought the original script for this, which has now over the years made us X amount of money." - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - So yeah, bro, really interesting. - Very interesting. - So I guess, same thing, they probably just take risks

And they're just like, cool. And then they've got like the big deals that they do like Adam Sandler and stuff where it's like, oh, he always makes us X amount. - X amount of movies, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - He's five movies on like a $400 million bonus or whatever or fee. - Yeah, really interesting. Those Adam Sandlers are all over the place as well. - Did you watch the latest one he did? Like the, where he's in space or something and some alien things in a spaceship with him? - Sorry?

It's like a spider thing, isn't it? Spider, yeah. Is it a horror? It's actually called Space. I think it's called Space. Space Man. I wouldn't call it a horror. It's kind of like romantic. He's missing, he's talking about his family and stuff. He wants to see his family again. Fucking things, isn't it? Yeah. And that thing actually isn't scary. It's pretty emotional with him. It talks to him and I can't remember much of the, I only saw it the one time.

So it's not a horror or anything. - It sounds like bullshit for that. I'm being perfectly honest with you. - I didn't make the movie. - I know, I know, I know.

It's terrible. That's terrifying. It looks terrifying. He runs away from that bitch. God. But it's not what it seems. Is the movie good? It's okay. It's not like Hustle or Uncut Gems. It's none of them, Jones. That makes me sad, that film. Uncut Gems. What an incredible movie. To be fair, I actually quite like the Bar Mitzvah one.

- The Bar Misfits was good. - It was pretty good. - The Bar Misfits was good. - I keep turning my head. - That one fucking hits, bro. - That was cool, man. - Bar Misfits was sick. I really enjoyed that, bro. That's a coming of age movie. I loved that one. - Adam Sandler, man. He's doing Happy Gilmore too now, innit? - Yeah, I'm not excited about that. - Yeah, fuck that. - I'm not excited about that. - Murder Mystery's kinda trash, one and two. - Yeah. - It's like a nice Sunday night movie. - Yeah, it's nothing crazy. - Do-over's awful.

I watched Hustle again the other day. I've not seen it again since the first time. No, I really liked it, man. It's a really, really, really good movie. Fuck, he's got so many films. This guy's got money in his account. This guy's got money in his account. Yeah, man. I heard him on a podcast one time. It might have been Joe Rogan, actually. His whole thing was just like, fake it till you make it.

- Oh yeah. - Yeah. - Basically he was like a kid. Did you listen to the episode? - Yeah, it was Joe Rogan, yeah. - Yeah, he was like a kid and just wanted to get into standup. Always wanted to like be a movie star and all this kind of shit. And was just like constantly being like, just lying. - Okay. - Just being like, oh yeah, I'm testing for this, so I'm doing that. And like, I'm gonna be in this movie or might do this and all this kind of stuff. And he was like, oh yeah, like I'm doing really, really, really well at standup and this is happening. And he said he was just shit at standup. - Oh, okay. - He was just shit.

just constantly shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. And obviously he got better, but yeah, he was constantly talking about himself as if he was way better and way more successful than he actually was until he just was. It was interesting. I'm missing out a lot. I'm paraphrasing. - I hate my understanding of the concept. - I heard his brother got him into acting. His brother, he never even really wanted to act, but he was doing comedy. And I can't remember what happened,

his brother ended up turning to him and saying, "You should do acting." I think he got him in an audition or something. And he said, "I had no interest in acting at all." And he sort of just fell in love with it as he started doing it. - He's good at it, bro. - He never really wanted to do it. - He's definitely got better at it over the years. - Yeah. - Definitely. - When I saw the trailer for Uncut Gems, I was like, "This is a joke, man." What's he doing, man? - Facts. - What's he doing, man? - We've never seen him in this kind of role. - What's with these teeth and this fucking bullshit? What is this? Wow, was I wrong. - Yeah.

Wow, was I wrong. He flipped the script. He flipped the script in this movie. Yeah, he did. And that's the same with Jason Bateman and watching him in the Ozark. Yeah. Ozark was fantastic. Yeah. I love when I see actors go in a completely different genre and embody it. Have you watched Carry On?

Yeah, I watched it. I didn't really like it. I fucking loved it. I thought it was okay. I loved it. It was a nice little diehard Christmas movie. I realized it. Fair. Oh, Juno, what a cracking film. You might not have seen Juno, have you? I think I've seen it once. No, I didn't even know he was in Juno. Bro, you need to watch Juno. So good. Fair. I love Juno.

Anyway. - Anyway, yeah, wow. - The studio, good. - Good, good, yeah. - It's good, so far so good. - Definitely, definitely recommend guys. Definitely watch that. - I have a question for you. Just like a really quick one. I was thinking about this randomly. What would you do, let's just say, let's just say they're posting the clip regardless. - Oh, okay. - They're posting the clip regardless. - Yeah. - Let's just say for whatever reason we were invited onto Jennifer Hudson's show.

And then we walk out, and we walk out of the thing. And then, yeah, daddy's home, home for me. Yeah. - Yeah. - And there's four of them out there. There's four people there. 'Cause you know how they pick favourites, innit? - That's ruined my mood. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's four people there. So we come out of the thing and we see- - We act surprised at all, but then realise, I can count the amount of people there. - There's literally four people there.

they're posting it regardless and they're posting regardless what are you doing are you gonna hear and ask him i think it's jarring because i would keep dancing up until i realize yo and then i think i'll look at you and i think we'll look at each other and be like unanimously just stop don't stop thanks please yeah i'll shake both all four of their hands keep walking and i don't even i would look at jayha differently

Because she knows how many people there for Usher. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She knows how many people were there for everyone else. - Yeah. - And it's four for us? - It was overflowing for Usher. - Everyone came in that day. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. People were on annual leave when they came in. For Usher man, there's two and a half people there. - Four. - Yeah. And one of them was the hair and makeup girl who was just on her, she had to run out. - Run out quick. - To make up the numbers. 'Cause she knew it was tragic. - Yeah. Yeah.

That's how I already know the interview is gonna be terrible. - I can't ignore elephants in the room. - Yeah, yeah, you have to bring it up. - I would have to bring it up. - Yeah, so welcome for the train. - Yeah, I'll be like, can I? Jennifer, I respect you entirely. - Facts. - And I know it's not even your fault. You probably don't even know. - Yeah. - Can I say something? What the fuck was that? She'll be like, what are you talking about? - I'll draw back a third. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - There's only four of them. - Is it a bank holiday?

Is it a bank holiday? - Why is there nobody cheering us on? - Yeah, bro, literally no one was out there. Why even bother doing, you could have told us, "Dodge, I know you're probably expecting to dance. Don't worry about it. We're just gonna get you on there. We're in a really, really rush. If he gets after you, really sorry, but we're just gonna get you straight on stage. Don't send me out there to four man,

Like that was humiliating. That would break my soul. I would have to bring it up on camera. I'm like, that was awful. There was no one there. They posted the video regardless. Bro, they have a job to do. Yeah, facts. Their social media guy has a job to do. She's going to fucking post it. Oh my God. It would rock me. It would rock me differently, bro. It would rock me. It would really bring me back to earth. Oh, bro.

- It would really bring me back to it because I'll be hyped thinking, oh my God, the same J-Hard that has Usher and Denman on, she's invited us on. - Yeah, it's gonna be, bro. - This is gonna be a talk show. - Yeah, the walk is gonna be crazy. I've seen Kevin Hart, I've seen Usher, I've seen Aaron Piers, I've seen all of them, man. - You've seen all of them, man. - Yeah, bro. - And now it's our turn? - It's our turn. I'm limbering. - Bro, I'm safe, I'm doing everything. - Bro, I'm loose. - I'm limbered, bro. - Fuck, and there's four, man. - There's four men in there. And they're doing the whole, yeah, yeah.

They're doing a whole thing. They're exuberant. - Yeah. - 'Cause they have to be. - 'Cause they have to be, not 'cause they want to be. They don't even wanna be here. - They don't even know who we are. - Who does? Who actually does? - They don't even know who we are. - Yeah, bro, this is a Wednesday viewing, bro. This is one of the lows. - Oh my God. - You can't have the highs without the lows. You can't. So you guys are a low. Just accept it. - But you're here. - You're here, no?

You're here now. Let's get on with it. You're on the Jay Hunt show now. Yeah, bro. Yeah, we ain't getting that Glorilla crowd. We're not getting the Kiki Palmer crowd. It's happening. Oh, my God. Yeah. But one thing, you best know, I'm picking my trousers carefully and I'm putting a sock down there because I've seen the comments, bro. Oh, swear. Bro, they be dick watching on there. They be print watching on there, bro. That's hilarious. Yeah, bro. That's all they care about. That's all TikTok cares about.

- Oh wow. - Yeah, wear the right trousers bro. Make sure you're shlonged up. - Who was the first one you saw in this thing? If you can recall. I think mine was Gwen Stefani. - Wow. - Yeah. - I heard she's aged like a fine wine. - Yeah, she has. Scroll up. She was on, she was on, she's wearing like a black and white draw. I think that's the first one I properly saw on like socials or something. - Damn, Gwen Stefani. - Yeah, just a little bit of Gwen Stefani, yeah. Her one's got views. - Oh yeah, that's good.

Damn! Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old is Gwen Stefani? Let me guess, because I've dated her before. I want to say she's 56. That's old, Fuhad. She's 55. Hey. Hell. What? Hey. She looks insane. No, old. It's been since she was in, what's that thing called? No Doubt? Was it No Doubt? I have no idea what you're talking about. Her group, bro. I don't even know she was in a group. Type in Gwen Stefani group. I'm sure it's No Doubt, bro. Come on.

♪ Don't speak, I know it just works your way ♪ - No doubt. - Come on, man. ♪ Thinking ♪ ♪ Don't tell me 'cause it hurts ♪ I didn't even, bro, I didn't even know that was Gwen Stefani. - Yeah, man. - I just know that song. - Lock in. - Damn, yeah, that was time ago, 55. - Yeah, bro, told you. - Shit, bro. - Yeah, yeah, so who was the first one you saw, do you remember?

First one I saw Or that you knew Oh shit this is actually a trend Cause you saw it once And you saw another The RPR was the one That was the one Yeah that was the one I saw Bear before RPR Yeah I hadn't seen that many Unless I had I just hadn't noticed It was a thing Yeah yeah yeah And then I remember Yeah there were Cookie Man Who Can't Dance on there Oh there was There were Cookie Man Who Can't Dance on there Anthony Mackie's one

This ting? With a face? This shoulder roll? It's the funniest thing, bro. You don't understand. I would lose the beat because I'm so nervous. Me and you will be in rehearsals for weeks, bro. As soon as we get a call. We don't know what...

- We don't know what they're giving us. That's the thing. - Yeah, we don't know what they gave us. - It might not be that. - I'll be asking. - It might not be that. - Yeah, it's very true. - Anthony McKee's one was too funny. - That's dread. - Wow. - Oh yeah, I can see it from here. I can see it in the- Nah, I can't. I couldn't go down like that. - Yeah, please play it. - Yeah, let me see, let me see. - Please play it. Oh my God. - That couldn't be cut like this. Oh dear. Oh dear. - Where's he getting this from? - Sometimes you just lose yourself, bro. - You do. - You just have to figure it out on the way. - You do.

Damn, you really do. Oh, yeah. Do you know who I think they're going to do next? Not even one.

- That's tough. - Do you know who I think is gonna be on soon? Pretty much this month, Will Smith. - Oh, no, Will Smith's doing everything. - Yeah, so he's- - So he's gonna be on. I saw him playing chess the other day. He's actually pretty good. - Oh, so yeah. - Yeah, he was with a chess creator the other day and he was cooking. - Yeah, his PR run has been insane. He must be knackered. - I'm not surprised. Bro's doing Scarborough Open Air Theatre. I didn't even know that was a thing. - Scarborough what? - I think it's called Scarborough Open Air Theatre or something like that. - Is that for his tour? - Oh yeah.

- As in Scarborough, UK? - As in Scarborough, UK. - I thought that was just a venue in America that I wasn't aware of. - Yes, he's going to Scarborough, bro. He's doing Scarborough, he's doing the whole thing, bro. - No, that looks cosy. - Scarborough. - I didn't know this was a thing. - Pull up Scarborough on the map, please. - Yeah, where is Scarborough? - Yeah, bro, this is a real question. - Scarborough, UK. - Let's have a look.

- What? - As a beach town. - Where is it near? - Okay. - Where is it near? - Near Hull. - Near Hull? - Yeah. - That's a bop. - It's quite close to York as well. - Will, don't do it. - What? - Will, don't do it. I don't mean to be that guy.

He doesn't need to do Scarborough. - They have a sea life centre in Scarborough? - Respect to Scarborough and everyone that's from there, but you don't need to do that, bro. They might come bop to York. - Yeah, bro. - If you really wanna do up there, bop to York. - Yeah, bro. They ain't seen anyone since fucking, what's that? ♪ Are you going to Scarborough Fair? ♪ - I don't even know what that is, James. - Bro, I can't remember. I think it's Simon and Garfunkel. - Jesus Christ. - Bro.

How much is he charging? £102. I hope a lot. £102. He has to be charging a lot. That's minimum. He has to be charging a lot. Surely not. Best seats. 4, 3, 5. The general admission is the best seats. Is this a resale too or is this for real? This is Ticketmaster, bro. Soundcheck experience. I never knew that was a thing. Oh, damn. That sounds appealing to me.

- I didn't know that that's never been a thing. - I wouldn't let people in our soundcheck. We talk shit on soundcheck. - I think it would just be boring as an audience. - It would be boring. - Do you know what I mean? - It would be boring. - It'd be so boring. - Yeah, we do fuck war. - Yeah, we do. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I think anyone does anything. - Sometimes soundchecks are better than others. - Yeah. - Yeah, sometimes we've got to say, let's get on with it. - I'm not going to a Scarborough soundcheck. Respectfully.

- Ah, fair play bro. - Damn. - I'm tired. - Willard Smith, fair play. - Yeah. - Ooh, that's more seats than I thought. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fair play. - Yeah, yeah. - Okay. What's the gap? - Yeah, that's more seats than it looks like. - Damn. - Damn, I love Will Smith. - This camera over there, when he said open air thing. - Oh shit. - Oh. - Oh, this is like that. - It's giving red rocks. - Oh yeah. - It's giving red rocks. - This is where Bill Burr performed though.

- Wow. - I take it all back. - That looks clean. - That does look clean. Scarborough, I'll hold my hands up. - Yo, bro, I would pull up to this. - Say less. - I couldn't see him perform Miami in the sunset of Scarborough Open Air Theater. - Yeah, okay. - I would lose my head. - That looks sexy. - Yeah, it does. I would lose my fucking head. - That's insane. - 100,000 people. What? - You're a liar. Who was that? - That's what it said, bro. - That's impossible. - One of them once said 100,000.

It's not 100,000 bro, I just saw 17 people there. - Can I see 8,000? - Okay. - 8,000, that's still more than I thought. - That is a lot more than I thought. - That's insane. - It was given 1,200. - Yeah, it was, it was. - Eight bags. - And a hundred. - I don't think we've ever been shutted up faster. - Yeah, facts.

- Yeah. - Facts. - That was humbled. - Yeah, we just got humbled. - Yeah, fair play. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That actually looks sensational. - Damn! - That's fucking mad. - Yeah, Miami there would be insane. Wow. Men in black would go off. - Oh, bro. Take a walk with me. - Yeah, that man will have a time of, that's gonna be the Saturday of the year. - Bro, now watch the neck work, pause. - Just, no.

Come on, man. Nah, bro. Nah, wait. Where's the London dates? And let's pull up the London dates. Let's be serious for once. Summertime in the Scarborough Open there? I hope he doesn't. He wouldn't do Tottenham.

- O2 Brickson. - O2 Academy Brickson. - I think I saw Snow Allegra there. - You did? - Yeah, I did. It is packed. Yeah, I was in a nosebleed and all the people were standing up in front of me. I couldn't see a thing because it dips down. - It does. - Oh, you can't see the stage of people standing up. - I think I saw mist there. - Mist? Don't laugh 'cause it's like saying you should.

- The way you rebuttaled it. - Yeah. - Do you know Amelia Cheeze, remember? - I tried to miss a mist game, man. - What, actual mist, like evaporation? - Yeah, like evaporation, like cloud.

- Oh, nah. Put Miss Rapper. - Oh, he's there, he's there, he's there. - Yeah, so she wanted to watch it. I went with her and one of our other brethrens. It was actually good. - I can imagine, bro. - It was actually really good. - Miss has got low-key bangers, bro. - Miss, do you know, I wasn't expecting you to say that. - I know you weren't, I know you weren't. I know that would take your breath away. - But Miss is equally as random as fucking Snow Allegra.

Fair. Yeah, Brixton Academy, it gets busy in there. It does. It does. But fair play, bro. I guess if we have to go to Brixton to watch Will Smith, we'll go to Brixton to watch Will Smith. I'd rather go to Scarborough Opera Theatre. God forbid it rains. What do they actually do, though? They can't do anything. They have to continue with the show. That's bullshit. They have to. I'm getting my money back, bro. You're not. 435 on the soundcheck experience and it's raining. Someone's running me something back. Someone's running me something back. Damn. I don't see if it says it. If it rains, I'm sorry.

- No. - It wouldn't. - It would. - In a deep, deep T's and C's it would say, "Acts are God or your business." - Yeah. - Bro, it's like buying a ticket to wireless and it rains on your piss. That's your business. - Yeah, it's your problem, bro. - Buying a ticket to fucking Wimbledon and it rains. That's your business. - Oh, I'll be livid. - But then again, they'll shut the whole thing down and you have to wait. So that's different. - Yeah, damn. - That's different, but yeah. - Damn. - That looks juicy.

We've never been shut down so quick. Yeah, we got humbled, bro. I felt like he said it to us. Facts. You don't know what you're talking about, gents. I've been around the block. You think I can't pick a venue? Shut up. Fair play. Damn, bro. Yeah. How much for us to play there? In the open air theatre? Yeah. How much would have to pay us? Yeah, how much would have to pay us? 8K seats, bro. I think we're going to get paid. Fair.

- Scarborough is a bop though, man. I don't think we've got a demo in Scarborough. - I don't think so. - I didn't even know anyone lived in Scarborough. - Bro, when you said Scarborough, I wasn't thinking this continent. - Scarborough, UK was the funniest follow-up question ever. - I wasn't thinking this continent, period. - Man type Scarborough people. 61,000.

- Wait, did you, we'll tell you. Did you mean population? - Yeah. - Yeah, Scarborough people. - People. Hey, pop talk. - Population 61K. - 61. - That's not that many, bro. - Yeah, and eight of them are going to watch Will Smith. Fair play. - Oh, wait, what? People from Whitby call people from Scarborough Algerinos. - What? - All right, let's get back on track.

Sometimes our tangents go too far. Let's get back on track. Let's really bring it back. Cause what the fuck are we talking about? What the fuck are we talking about? Oh my God. I've laughed today. Yeah. Right. Lua didn't go to finish. Lua didn't go to finish, man. I have no questions for you. So I might have to think of something on the fly. Give me what you got and we'll figure it out. Pause. Very pause. So,

I've gotten halfway through like the directions and stuff like that. I just finished it last night. Fair play. And there's one segment slash three words that are spinning me.

- Doko, koko, soko? - James, I get them bitches mixed up every day. - I know. - Every day. - It is tough bro. - So my first question to you is, what's koko? - Koko is a doko, koko, soko, here.

- Coco is here. - Fair play. - Doco. - Doco is where? - And then last one. - Soco is there. - Fair play. I've written them on my notes. - Yeah, bro. - Because I need to remember them. - When they start, when you get to the end of the syllabus and they start throwing in core, sore with soco, doco, coco.

- You freeze for a second, 'cause your brain has to catch up. - Yeah, I was looking up. I was looking up. Wow. They were cooking me on that. - Yeah, that one always gets me, bro. Always. So yeah, well played. Well done. - Okay, gang. That's what you wanted to ask me? - That was one of the ones I wanted to ask you. So my next question to you is how do you say, "Is the train station here?" - Is the train station here? - Mm-hmm. - Correct.

Fuck yeah. Correct. How do you say, where is the convenience store? Where is the convenience store would be, Very nice. Come on, dog. Now, how do you say, is that the convenience store?

Is that a convenience store?

What's spinning me, the reason I asked you that, what's spinning me is if you say, where is the convenience store? It would be, - Konbini wa. - Konbini wa. - Yeah. - And if you say, is that the convenience store? It would be, - Sore wa. - Konbini. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Bro, stressful. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Stressful. - But my brain knows which way is up, which way is down. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Well played, well played, well played, well played, well played. - My last one to you is, throwback to the previous syllabus, as you would say, are you British? - Are you British? Are you, I don't know how to say you.

Oh, are you British? Are you British? Is it Iguosijin Desuka? Yep. Because it's a pronoun. Yeah, fair play. Desu is any pronoun. Gang. Yeah, well done. We know Japanese. Yeah, we actually know Japanese. We know Japanese. Fucking hell. Damn, because I've never said that sentence before in my life. There you go. Bro, at the end of this, they spun me yesterday because they'll say, where is that?

Yeah, they're not talking about it. They're saying, where is that? I caught one of them, bros. Woo! Have me on a rope. Have me on a rope. Where is that? It's so basic. Or where is it? Yeah, not where is that. Where is it? Oh, Dogodeska. Yeah. Yeah, where is it? Dogodeska. Dogodeska. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's sick. Dogodeska. Yeah. Come on, man. Yeah, bro. I'm locked in. Luodingo, bro. Luodingo, man. You know the vibes. Yeah, run the bag. Facts, bros.

But anyway, guys, that was a beautiful episode. - It was, wow. - As always, if you wanna catch some more, please go to patreon.com/shitsandgigs. It's three pound amount. - It's time of your day. - Run the P. - It's S and G. - And your daddies will take care of you over there. And yeah, until next time, love, love, love.

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