PETTIEST THING YOU'VE DONE TO PROVE A POINT?!
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and I'm never seeing you again. - Guys. - Girls. - We're in. - We are in there. - It's wet in here and it's tight. So well done. - It's best, best. I can't even get my words out. It's just the best. - Yeah. - It's just the best. - Slightly above body temperature. - I'm at young 20 what? Two, three?

- What's body temp? - What's body temp? - What is body temperature? - Body temp? - Oh, it's 26. - Body temp is supposed to be 37.5. - No, yeah, 30. - Body temp. - I think it's 36 up to 37.5. - That's horrible. - I thought it was like 25. - Body temp. - Body temp. - Yeah, body temp stays up. - If anyone in here is 25 degrees body temp, you're dead. - I think I'm thinking of room temp. - I am thinking of room temp. - Room temp, room temp. - Room temp's about 25. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - 25 is hot for a room temp. - 25 is very hot for a room.

- Not very. - For your room it's not. - No, for my room it's not. Touche. - Yeah, fair. - But room temp should be around, this is about 21. - Cool. It's a humble 36 degrees in there. - Fuck it up. - Question of the week this week is, what's the pettiest thing you've done to prove a point? I've got quite a few. Right, what's the pettiest thing you've done to prove a point? He broke up with me, so I pulled the plug on his dog since I was paying the vet bills.

That's insanity. That is insanity. I think I've got a pet one as well, actually. Pettiest thing you've done to prove a point. This wasn't even to prove a point. This is just pettiest thing you've done. Telling her that the cat that we had together has died just to show her how she broke my heart.

- Oh wow. - Cause that broke hers. - Yeah, literally this is how it feels. - Yeah, damn. - See how you're feeling right now? That's how it feels. - Damn. - Should we think so is the cat dead or not? - Is the cat dead or not? - That's what she's thinking about. - She's thinking, obviously not. I just want you to just hurt. - What's the pettiest thing you've done to prove a point? I'm a lifeguard and this guy said I can't swim cause I'm black. So I let him drown a little bit before I saved him. - A little bit. Wow. - That's petty.

Damn that is pay That's pay Also what are the odds That the one brother That's cussing you And being racist Happens to be the guy That drowns That doesn't make sense Right Yeah it sounds orchestrated It does sound orchestrated Right My friend Moved in with her boyfriend And illegally Sublet her council flat to me She was on benefits So she didn't pay anything

I paid rent to her plus all the bills. She then tried to double the rent after a month. I left after hiding raw chicken everywhere. Zero regrets. Facts, doubling the rent in this economy. After one month.

- Fuck. - Doubling rent is impossible. - Doubling anything. Doubling anything is expensive. - I'm not paying double it, literally anything. - Raw chicken everywhere. - I had out of date raw chicken in my fridge the other day. I wanna say it intoxicated the entire appliance.

It fucking stunk you man. - How many days out of day? - Oh, initially like three. It's because I opened it, then cling filmed it, then put it in there for a couple of days. So it's not like it was, yeah. It wasn't piercing the vacuum seal. - I was gonna say bro. - That's off. That's off. It was a festering in there. It was, yeah. I used like, it was a pack of like six, used three, wrapped it, put it in there, three days passed, fucking stunk. It stunk. Seeing that under sofa cushions,

I'll burn the whole building down. It's irrelevant now. - What's the payest thing you've done to prove a point? This chick gave me the clap. I kept it knowing she got herself clean, fucked her and gave it back to her. - That's the most disgusting thing I think I've ever heard. - It's crazy. We live in a crazy world. - He was just letting the bacteria develop in there. - Yeah, just so we can give it back. - That has to be like, you left her at least three weeks or a month.

- Yeah, and also- - Because it takes about a couple weeks for you to even know you got a little something. And then it takes about a week to get that bitch clean. So if a man to leave it just for revenge? Nah, bro.

His dick would have been in pieces. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was pissing saws. Yeah, oh. And blades. Yeah. My God. God, what's the point? Just to give it back so you can say hi. Exactly. You're disgusting, big man. You're actually crazy. You're actually crazy. You're risking infertility for revenge. What's wrong with you? Facts. Oh, God. Right. My ex went back with her ex after cheating on me with him.

I put a picture of them up. I posted a picture of them and said, ops. His wife then messaged and asked, what's going on? I have to do the right thing as a man. And I told her everything. Smack yourself on the forehead. Real quick. Take the L, big man.

- Move on. - Yeah. - Move on. You posted a pic. Don't speak to the wife. - Yeah, you posted a pic saying ops. First of all, what's wrong with you? Posted a pic saying ops. - Move on, man. - For whom? - Fuck. Whom? Could you ask? - Well, clearly, yeah, thanks. Clearly for his wife. - Yeah. - Message said, "What's going on?" I'm not seeing a picture of my girl and a brat with a girl saying ops.

Are you responding to that? See, that's the thing. Now I'm actually deep in it. If I went on IG and a random jawn has posted a picture with a handsome black man and my girlfriend and it just says ops. You're intrigued. You're inquisitive. I'm way too... Because they're looking cosy. And why are they your ops? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know if I... I can't...

bring myself to messages, girl. - It's a Pandora's box. - Yeah. - It's literally a Pandora's box. - I'm obviously just gonna screenshot it, send it to my girl, my one one. - One one. - Don't lie. - Yeah, yeah, 'cause I know stuff. - Yeah, and I would wait on WhatsApp to see the three dots pop up and then disappear, 'cause you're thinking of a lie. And I'm like, don't even bother.

don't even bother. 'Cause I know what's gonna happen. I'm gonna screenshot it, send it and say, "What the fuck is this?" And then I'm gonna see her pop online, then come offline. Then come online again, three dots. - 'Cause she's thought of the lie. - Yeah, and she's thinking of lies. - What I would do, I would do exactly the same thing, but what I'll do is I'll FaceTime her.

and then I'll send her the screenshot during the FaceTime so I can see her micro expressions. - Yeah, that's very smart. - Yeah, so I can see her micro, so you can't lie to me 'cause I've seen your eyebrows move. - Yeah. - They're shaking at the moment. - Wow, that's really clever. - Yeah, so say what you need to say now. - You've confronted a cheat before. - No. - That's clever. - I've only thought about that because of what you said. Do you see what I'm saying? - Fair, fair, fair. - Yeah, I've taken your step to another level. - FaceTime. - FaceTime, yeah. - Yeah, and I said that. - I don't FaceTime as it is. So she's already shook.

- Okay. - She's already shook. - This is unusual. - Yeah, 100%. I'll tell her, keep one air pod in and put one in your chest. - On a sphygm anemone? - Put one air pod in, I wanna hear every beat. I wanna hear it change, 100%. I'm putting it on the opposite side. You're not hearing anything. - You're hearing a hollow ghost.

- I hear a B, that's hilarious. - I know me, I'll go through all this trouble and she'll say, "It's my man, who do you think?" Hang on. I'll say, "Who the fuck is this?" And she'll be like, "Who him?" And see, imagine Topless there. - Who him? - And he said, "What's up, little bro?" I'll sell all my gold. Because I don't hear it. There's no point. Who am I showing off for?

I'll sell all my jewelry. Who am I showing off for? - Oh my God, that's a double down if I've ever seen one. - Yeah, yeah, I'd have to respect it. - Wow. - I respect nothing more than doubling down in every scenario. - Every, yeah. - Even when you're breaking my heart. - Ten toes, yeah. - Even in matters of heartbreak, I will respect the double down. - Wow. - That's my man. - Would you tell me?

Would I tell you if I saw an Instagram post with a girl saying ops with my girlfriend and a guy and then I FaceTime my girl, ask her to put one airport on her chest, one in her ear, send her the screenshot, say who's this, then she turns her phone 45 degrees to the right and says, that's my man. Yeah. Yes. Would you tell me? I couldn't. I'd say we broke up. It was amicable.

- Fair. - You'll ask how like Sade is. - Yeah. - And I'll be like, ah, bro, not gonna lie to you, we charged it. And you'll be like, what, go on. And I'll be like, politics. - I will be inquisitive, but I won't be that inquisitive. It depends on your reaction. - I would tell you on a drunk night when all the laughs are happening. - Okay, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That makes sense. - Yeah. All of us will be laughing about

Anything The economy And then just as the laughs die I say Shada cheated on me

I'd have to slip it in like that Yeah and you man would be like what? And I'd be like you man I'm gonna say it once I'm not gonna say it again I went on Instagram One random ting was all suggested Why was it suggested? Don't know It was a picture of Sade And this fucking wham NFL looking guy So I FaceTimed her And I wanted to see if she's lying to me So I sent her the screenshot on FaceTime And 10 toes I said who is this brer? And on 11 toes She said that's my man

Turned the phone, she was in bed with him that moment and then they both hung up on me. I saw both fingers go like that. - And you kept this from us for three months. I can soul you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - I can soul you and buy you another drink. - Yeah, yeah, I'd need three. - Yeah, I... - And then I know you man would tell me I'll get pussy that night and I won't. And that's what pushed me over the edge. 'Cause I thought I was over it. - Yeah. - You man will try and pick me up and really you're dropping me. You'll say, don't worry, you're fucking tonight. And we'll spend bags on the table and I'll get nothing. And you man will all get pussy.

And it will really remind me how low I feel. Fuck. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck. It will really remind me just how alone I am. The 10 toes is, you have to applaud it, man. Yeah, you really do. That's when our message is, how could you? Yeah, so you're now rethinking things now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm really, what did I, what did I do? What did I ever do? Yeah. What's the payest thing you've done to prove a point? Emptied their eye drops bottle and filled it with piss to let them know I'm not the one or the two. Or the two is hilarious.

- Damn, that was sting. - PCI drops. It was sting, bro. - Oh my God. - There's chemicals in this. - You're none the wiser as well. You're just like, why is it not working? - Yeah, if I'm oncoming, but it's making it worse. Oncoming, you might think I've got jaundice. That's infections, bro. - Oh my God. - And I'll put more in. - Exactly, 'cause it's not working. I need more. - It's getting worse. - Yeah, you look at the bottle, like, look what. - Yeah, yeah, bring my worst guy out and it stinks. Your vision's cloudy.

- That's cataracts. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be murked. - Fucking hell. - Right, cool. Pettiest thing you've ever done to prove a point. I walked from KFC all the way back to campus because the friend who had the car told me to sit in the back. I'm not gonna lie to you, man. That one resonated for me. - I walked from KFC back to campus 'cause the friend that had the car said I should sit in the back. - Yeah, if you were driving. - Yes.

and we make KFC. - Yeah. - And then on the way back to the car, it's just me and you in the car. - Oh. - And you're like sitting in the back. That's weird. - It's hella weird. 'Cause apparently you're throwing your power in my face. - Yeah, that's weird. - 'Cause you don't have no choice. Otherwise I'm walking. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm 100% like, I'm walking. Fuck it, I'm walking. My chips will be freezing by the time I get back. - But also,

- If it was VV, like you're driving, I'm saying, "I'm about to get in a car, can you tell me to sit in the back?" No. What do you mean sit in the back? Was there no confrontation? - There must've been. - Sit in the back? - Yeah, sit in the back. Why? - Because I said so. - It's my car, bro. Sit in the back like a good boy. The fuck? - Do as daddy says and sit in the back and I'm putting the child locks on.

- You're starting B for no reason. - Yeah, 100%. That's why I'm walking. - Fair. - I think the best thing is, you know why you'll be really good at stuff like that? Because you'll make me feel like an idiot because you're the type to not even overthink it and be like, "Yes, A-less." I'll be like, "B, I'll sit in the back." And you'll be like, "Yeah, come." And I'll be like, "Well, that didn't work, did it?" I'm trying to cause trouble.

- Why are you disagreeable? - Oh God, that's jokes. All right, what's the best thing you've done to prove a point? He was cheating on me with a stinky bitch. I knew that would get you. I didn't know you were drinking at the time. I knew that would get you. That was timed perfectly. - I thought I was gonna die. He was cheating on me with a stinky bitch. You know what makes me laugh?

Women hate the home record, don't they? They hate that bitch more than they hate that man. They hate them. It sweets me so fucking much, you might not understand. They hate the op. Oh God. - Yeah, he was cheating on me with a stinky bitch. So I put prawns under his car seat so he think he's going crazy.

- I would think I would go crazy. - Yeah, that bitch would stink. - Yeah, it fucking stinks in here. - It would stink, yeah. - Of raw fish. - Oh my God. - I'll be thinking, 'cause I'm dating a stinky bitch. - Yeah, yeah, facts, facts bro. She knew what she was doing. - Right, pettiest thing you've done to prove a point. This one was wowzers. - Okay. - I once got a bad deal on a car that I purchased and I tried to return it within the three day window. The salesman laughed in my face. - There better be cameras in that building.

The salesman laughed in my face. Now, anytime I meet a new person, I Google the dealership to leave a bad review under their name. So far, I've left 173 and counting. Oh, wow. Fair. Yeah. The salesman laughed in my face. He laughed in my face. Yo, can I return this? Because, you know, bro, you give me a bad deal. I'm bringing this car back.

- Joke man. - Back where? - Back where bro? I've never seen you in my life. And I've never seen that car. - And I've never seen you again. - And great character, I've never seen you again. - Bro, if you want it, I'll take the car off your hands. - Walk out. - Leave big man. - Laughed in my face is crazy. - Yeah. I'll take the whip if you think I'm giving you funds. - You've lost your fucking mind. - You've lost your fucking marbles. - I've spent that commission. - Quicker than you lost your back.

- Wow. Funny. - Laughed in my face is out of control. - That's diabolical. That's when you really, really know people think that the barrier between them and the...

- Whoever's buying something is enough. - Yeah. - It's not enough. - You think this desk is an acre? - Yeah, it's not enough. - It's 30 cent I'm using, I'm snatching your throat. - I'm jumping over. - Yeah, this is barely a leap from your mind, big man. What do you mean? Laughing in my face. - That's diabolical. - Fuck, that's funny. - All right, what's the pay this thing you've done to prove a point? I told everyone at a family function that my mum lost her virginity at 13.

- Why? - That's heinous. - You're the result, what do you mean? What are you doing? - 13. - That's fucking nuts. - I couldn't as the husband. - Yeah, wow. - I wouldn't know how to react bro. - I'd look at the ceiling. - Like fuck, what am I dealing with today? - Yeah, big man, my son and my wife are in this little beef and they're all laughing at my expense. - I wouldn't, the drive home.

- My dad would think I'm not managing this household. - Yeah, yeah. - That's the worst feeling. That's the worst feeling. - Yeah, my dad will cut his fish fingers, scrape in the plate. - He won't even look at you. - Yeah, he won't look at you. He'll just cut and kiss his teeth.

- He's not handling his household. - He'll look at me thinking, where did I go wrong? - Yeah. - You're not managing your household. - Yeah. - You've got your fucking son running bars on your fucking wife. And what are you doing about it? - Nothing. - Everyone's looking at me 'cause I'm the real head of the house. - Oh my God. - Get your family in order. - Oh my days. - I couldn't see that disappointed look from my dad. - Oh my days. That's gonna take years of recovery. - Yeah, 100%. - Years. - Yeah, wow.

Good analogy. Yeah, wow. Fuck. Your son's running rampant. How does he even know that? You're doing niche. You're barely paying bills. You're a fucking joke. Yeah, nah. That would rock me. Pay this thing you've done to prove a point.

I had to flirt with her whole friendship group, which was four girls, just to prove I'm not a pissy pants cuck, like she said. Pissy pants cuck. You little pissy pants cuck. Fuck. No girlfriend of mine is calling me a pissy pants cuck. Where did that vocabulary come from? Pissy pants. Yeah. Yeah.

I think he's a dripper. Yeah, I think he's a post-pissed dribbler. And she felt it one time or he had grey boxes and she saw a little something one time and she was like, big man, you know what you are? You're a pissy pants cuck. Do you know how ridiculous it is for the love of your life to call you a cuck? Which means I want to get fucked by a real man and you want to watch. And also you've got piss on your pants. You just have to drown yourself.

Just to prove I'm not a pissy pants cuck like she said I was. A flirt with all your girls. That's not enough for me. No, it's not. It's not enough. I need more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need more and more because she's still winning. Yeah, 100%. You're flirting. I followed. I didn't even add it. He followed up that three of them rejected him, but he was happy to collect the fourth. But also, the odds are still against you. Facts, bro.

because she saw three of them reject you. It doesn't matter by now that you got the fourth. - Really? That's pity. - Yeah, because she already knows that Bredrin has got rock bottom caliber. So that's the joke of the Bredrin group anyway. And this is what you think is, this is what you call pride.

You have to relocate. You just have to. Start a new friendship group, start a new status, start a new life and just get that, wash the pissy pants away from the brain. Wash it away. Pay this thing you've done to prove a point. I didn't talk to my live-in boyfriend for two weeks after he told me to keep quiet in an argument. - Keep quiet? - Fucking keep quiet.

- Two weeks. - Silent treatment. - Would rock me. - We're breaking up. - Two weeks? - I wanna make it two days. - Bro, I don't think I'd make it. I don't, I generally don't think, let's, okay. I've had an argument with my girl, right? You know when, them ones, you just step out, you go to the gym, blah, blah, whatever. And you come back, you're like, okay, I've taken all the anger out, I'm cool, I come back, I try and talk to my missus. 10 minutes goes by, 20 minutes goes by, half an hour goes by, an hour goes by.

You're starting to get hungry. Two hours go by. You're making dinner. Nothing. Three hours. Big man. I'd lose my mind. I wouldn't make it a day. Live in, girl. I wouldn't make it a day. My biggest thing is indifference. Okay. So I can actually handle it if I think you're holding a grudge.

But if I think you've just stopped caring, it would rock me. - Yeah, I hear what you're saying. - So if you're giving me two weeks of me being like, 'cause then I go over the top. I'm like, "Babe, babe, what's wrong with her?" "I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry." She's like, "Yes, fine." And then just carries on. And then for every single thing, "Babe, what do you want to eat?" "Whatever, I don't care." To be fair, I'm probably, and she's like, "I'm probably gonna order myself something anyway, just do what you want." Two weeks of that? You man. - I just wanna come home one day. - Yeah, oh gee.

You might not understand, I need love. I will cheat. I said sorry.

- I think I would uno reverse the whole thing. I won't come home one day and that one day will become two days. - And that two days will come three. So she has to be worried about it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - She has to, if she loves me, she's worried. As soon as I get that one text saying, are you okay? I'll be back. - I'm at your house now. - You do care. - You care now. - So you care. - Same, same, same. - So let's drop the act. 'Cause you do care. - Yeah. - But that can't happen on three day 'cause you actually don't care.

Yeah, it can't happen on day three. Yeah, it has to happen on day one. Yeah, one to two. Yeah. Nah, wow. Oh, rock me. I didn't do it, but my friend was sure his girlfriend was cheating. So he hired an Instagram male model to go in her DMs and see. And yes, she was cheating, but she also ran off with the model.

- Oh, Ranoff is crazy. Wow. - Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. - Wow, valid. - Don't put a real man in my DMs 'cause I'll snag him. - I'll snag 'cause I'm a G. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And I get what I want. Damn, bro. - Your girl snakes you and the model snakes you. And you paid him. He took that pee and took your girl out. And fucked her.

All I was trying to do is be a good friend and help my boy out. Yeah. This is not even the friend that did this. The boyfriend hired the model. Oh, the boyfriend hired the model. The boyfriend hired the model to flirt with the girlfriend to see if she was cheating. Oh my God. And he just went straight through and fucked her. I won't recover. I genuinely, genuinely won't recover. And I definitely won't tell you, man. I'd lie about it. I'll just say she dumped me or something. I'd lie about it all. Please tell us. I know you don't want to. I couldn't. The thing is,

- Even though I say I couldn't, I probably would lie at the beginning, but I'd come clean 'cause they'll be eating me alive. And I'll be probably scared for the day that miraculously you man bump into her and I don't know when and why that would happen. But you bump into her with said model and I won't be able to explain myself. - Yeah, 'cause I haven't unfollowed her.

I'm seeing the updates. - Yeah, that, that. - You also can't just come in and say, she broke up with me. Why? Why did she dump you? You're beautiful, you're perfect. Why would she dump you? - Oh, I don't know, bro. - That's not enough for me. You would have to tell me, 'cause that's not enough for me. I'm not dropping it. And I know it's bothering you. So I might not nag and nag the first day, but there'll be one drive to the gym and I think we've got 18 minutes. You're gonna tell me something.

- Oh, I'd break down in the car. I'd be 10 and two screaming. 10 and two screaming. - I couldn't hear you've hired a male model and they ran off together. I will be laughing at your expense. No, no, I'll be so apologetic. I'll be laughing at your expense. - I won't be able to, I'll drop you at the gym and go home. 'Cause I'm not pushing anything today. 'Cause I'm barely pushing my limits right now. I'll be fucked, James. I'll be fucked.

The journey from the gym to your house? Wow. That'll be the longest drive of your life. Oh, factual. Into an empty apartment. God forbid, yard. No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Brutal. Wow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've got three floors in your yard. Yeah, it's long. That's too much space. To be alone with your thoughts? That's way too much space. Did you see me jump from my balcony? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Payest thing you've done to prove a point.

I invited my brother's girlfriend's side man to our friends giving. - Brother's girlfriend's side man. Why would you do that? - Pay, prove a point. - What's the point? - Who knows? Who fucking knows? - All right, last one for me. Pay is thinking done to prove a point. I made her break up with her pro rugby player boyfriend because I told her I'd changed and I'm ready to commit. Spoiler alert, I wasn't. That's horrible. - That is horrible. - That's actually horrible.

Because you're the one. And she knows that. And she's actually tried to move on with her life. And she's got a new man. And you've decided jealousy is a real thing. Babe, turns out I'm ready. I want to be your man. Like, fuck this dickhead. I want to be your man. Just so you can hit again and be like, oh, these assholes are joking. Fuck. There's certain times in my life where I'm like, why did God give us free will? Yeah, yeah.

No, actually, why did he give people the ability to do that? Fuck, same, man. That's dangerous stuff. Last one from me. Pay this thing you've done to prove a point. I cheated on her after she told all her friends I bagged her by luck. All her friends. He bagged me by luck. I don't even know who that's worse for.

Yeah. That's actually fucking horrible. That's horrible, bro. I hate, this is one thing I hate. Like girls really don't mind being with a man that they don't think is conventionally attractive. And they don't mind, or they would prefer it if the guy's punching.

- Oh, 100%. - But they don't understand that guys need the reassurance that we're the payingest bray you've seen. Just like they need to think that they're the payingest girl. - Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. - No girlfriend is hearing their man be like, I mean, I wouldn't really typically go for someone that looks like you, but obviously we hear it all. - Looks like you is those three. - Yeah, you patterned me by luck. Like you caught me at the right time. - Yeah, man. - I'm not hearing that. You need to tell me I'm Leng.

- That looks like you. I don't know what I would do to my psyche. - You're not typically my type, but. - Hey ho. - Hey ho, you're lovely. I think you're cute. - Let's make it work. - Yeah, and I've told all my friends, you bagged me by luck. That means you'll hop into bed with any better option. - Factual. - That's all I'm hearing. - There's no security. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - There's really no security in this.

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- Human liquids. - They probably don't. - I heard Australia don't mind that. - They don't mind. - Yeah, they don't mind perspiration, nut, whatever it is. - The more the merrier. - The more the merrier, so enjoy. - Yeah, man. - And today, Fuyo has decided he's got a game for us. - I do have a game for you guys. I would need everyone to please grab their whiteboards, marker, and you guys can play at home too. Right, so I want you guys to write one to five down on your whiteboards, please. - Cool. - And at home as well. And what we are going to do

is we are going to blind rank different varieties of potatoes. Sounds weird, but let me land. Okay, okay. Cool. Yeah? So the first potato variation, where are you ranking oven fries? One being the best, obviously five being the worst. In your opinion. We're blind ranking this. Yes. Oven fries. I hate blind ranking. That's got to be...

- Are we saying it as we go? Like now we can discuss where we're gonna put it or we're gonna reveal it after? - Oh, after the five we'll discuss. - Okay, cool. - Oven fries fucking slap. - I fucking hate them. - Really? - Yeah, don't like them. - Yeah, this is gonna be a very opinion of it. - I put some in the air fryer the other day. Wowzers. - Yeah, I had some yesterday. - Fair. They just never hit as much. - Are you doing hot enough? - Yeah, what's your step by step? - Yeah, talk us through an oven fry procedure 'cause you can get some banging oven fries, bro. - Yeah, I guess it also depends on the brand or what I buy. I don't know what I buy, McCoy's maybe.

Is it McCoy's? McLean. It is McLean, I believe. Is it McLean? McLean. McCoy's is fucking crisps. Yeah. McLean, they're hard. The skinny fries? I don't. Not a fan. I chop potatoes up. I don't like them. I like making my own.

- Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I made my own. - I chopped potatoes up. - Easy, just blanch them and then just fucking chuck them in the air fryer. - Is that what we're considering, oven fries? - No. - Okay. - Oven fries are like the bag frozen. - Yeah, oven fries are the bag frozen. - I'm just saying what I do. - I make my own chips. It's better. - But anyway. - And it's easy. It's so easy. - Okay, so we've all written oven fries, yeah? We've listed our oven fries. Okay, next one. Potato fondants or fondant potatoes, whichever way you want to say it. - Fondant potato? - I like a good fondant.

- Okay. - Cool, next one. - Yep. - Roast potato. - But potato fondants, is that like small like nibbles? - Nah, it's like a- - Nah, it's like a spherical squash type, fried on either side, crispy on either side. - Crispy on either side and then you blanch it in like stock and butter. - Okay, fair, sorry. - So it's like, imagine like almost like a whole potato

And then it's crispy on either side and then you blanch it in butter and stock. So it's like really, really, really soft, but it like holds like a bit of crisp. - Okay. - I wouldn't be surprised if you've never had it. It's not like an everyday fucking potato at all. - The next one I was gonna say is dauphinoise potatoes. So dauphinoise, you know what dauphinoise is, right? Okay, cool. Last one. - Yep. - Mashed potato. - Perfect. - Damn! - My list is perfect. - I had a feeling that was gonna be. - My list is perfect.

- I was holding out for boiled. - No, I intentionally didn't put boiled 'cause it's the worst one out there. - Yeah, that's why I held it. I was thinking he's gonna say boiled last and make everyone angry. - Nice, so let's go through, I hope you guys have played at home as well. What is your number five potato? - Mash. - Hmm, number five potato? - Oven fries. - Number five potato? - Mash. - Are you satisfied with your number five? - No. - Yep, I am. - You are? - You don't know mash? - No, I love mash.

- I grew up hating mash, but I was just having the wrong mash. - Yeah. - Fair. - I was having the wrong mash. - You make it your way. - Yeah, when I learned to make it properly, wow. Mash is legit. - So you're happy with mash being five, right? - I'm happy with mash being five. - Where would you have preferred mash to be on your list? - Sorry, you guys. - Sorry, me? Oh, in this list, probably two. - Damn, fair play. - Is that the way that you make it? How do you make it? - Okay, now we've got time. - All right. - Right, so,

Boil the potatoes, obviously, or some people like roast a whole, like they bake a whole potato and then scoop it out. I've felt that one time. - Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Takes fucking ages. It's not worth it. 'Cause even like waiting for them to cool down and they're like, it's long, I don't do it that way. Boil the potatoes, strain the potatoes. I will let them steam in the, so I put them like in the colander, then the pot, put the pot,

back on the hob while it's off and then put the colander on top of that. So to get all the moisture out and then I go, I heat up milk, butter and rosemary and garlic.

in the pan, then rice the potato into that and then mash that in some cheese as well, I think. And maybe I've tried it with an egg yolk before, which is quite nice. Yeah, that's how it is. - See that's a five. That mashed potato wouldn't be a five on my list. - What's your take? - It's the mashed potato you have. - Like just boil it and mash it? - Well, yeah. - There's no intricacy to it. - See I don't boil it, I steam mine.

- Steam it. - Instead of boiling potatoes, I steam it. - How long does that take? - Put them in a steamer, about 45 minutes. - That's a long fucking time. - That's about roast average. - They're really nice and fluffy. - Wow. - And it keeps moisture in as well, so it doesn't dry them out. You gotta do it fresh. Have some fucking time on your hands because you need to steam them and then chuck them straight in the bowl and get cracking. Don't fuck around. 'Cause if you wait, it goes, yeah, I've waited before by accident. - What was your number five?

Oven, fries. And are you happy with your number five? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gone. Cool. Rem, what's your number four? Potato fondants. Your number four? Fondant. Your number four? Roasters. Roast. Are you happy with your number four position, Rem? Yeah. Yeah? Yourself? James? No, I'm not happy. Where would you have put? I would have put it three. Okay. Okay. And you put roasters four. Are you happy with roasters four? I'm not a big fan of roasters. Damn, dude! They're all right, but out of this list, nah.

With some duck fat? Nah, bro. Since Christmas, I think I've had roast potatoes every three days. Jesus Christ. I love them. They're good. They're really good. I love them. And I'm not having, because prior to Christmas, I don't think I've had them in a while. Because I don't make them. I just make them like chips or mash or whatever. They're fucking good. Oh, I forgot how good they are. You do it in goose fat? Yeah, goose or duck fat. One of them. Yeah, fair. I let them swim in the fat.

- Yeah. - Yeah. - Overskip. - Yeah, same. - Legs get crispy. - I basically needed the whole jar. - Yeah, that bitch get crispy. - Yeah, bro. And then I take them out at least three times to flip them. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Wow. - A bit of rosemary, a bit of garlic? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Fair enough. - It's crazy. - Anyway. - Fair. - Number three, Rem. - That's oven fries for me. - Oven fries, are you happy with that? - Yeah. - Mm. - Oven fries. - Happy with that? - I would've wanted it before. - Okay. Ellis? - Fondant. - Happy with your position? - Yeah. - Of course. - Okay. - Yeah, I love fondants. - Number two?

-Dauphinoise. -Fair. Roast for me. -Fair. -Dauphinoise. -Nice. Okay, I've seen a bit of a trend. And number one? -Roast. -Roast. -Dauphinoise. -Mashed.

- That's a skew. So are you happy? I'm assuming you're happy with your one. - Yeah, mash is the best. - You reckon? - Mash is the best potato. - He's 10 times the potato. - I love mash. I would eat it all day, man. If it didn't make you fat, I'd eat it all day. - Dough from one potato for me? - Yeah. - Oh my God. - I haven't had them in ages. - I might make that this week. - Do you know what I've not had in ages as well? Baby Hasselback potatoes.

You know about Hasselbach? - Is that the slits? - That's the, with the chopstick parts? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's good. - And have that in a minute with harissa? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, yeah, man, it tastes the same. - Damn, this is fucking potato week. - Yeah, man. - Yeah, man. - Put stuff on there, man. - I love potatoes. Yeah, I always said like, if post-apocalypse or something, I'd live on potatoes. - Damn facts. - Because you can do everything with them. - Variety, bro. - Yeah, obviously, yeah, it wouldn't last long.

There's so much stuff you can do with potatoes. They're the best things in the world. Yeah, they're pretty decent. Food-wise. Yeah, my mom said she had fucking... My mom's obviously Irish. She had potatoes...

every single day as a kid. Not juicy ones either, like boiled ones. - Oh my God. - Yeah, she was rocked. - Well, that was blind ranking guys. Hope you guys had fun with that at home. I'm gonna try and do that every week. I've got one for next week already. - Cool. - Yeah, man. - Cool, right, I have an update. Obviously your boy's been in his fragrance bag for the last little while now. - I've been getting bad DMs about that. - Same, same. - If you might think you've been getting bad DMs, I'm getting...

50 to 60 a day. They're like, they're DMing me saying, tell James to buy this. What are we doing here? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, bro. It's long, but I appreciate everyone. Someone sent me a multiple page PDF with the picture and the description. That's heavy though. Yeah, it is heavy. I was grateful. Yeah, that's made it simple for me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. I'm gonna get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Arabian houses or something like that. Right, so yeah, I've been inundated with messages about the thingy. There's a guy who,

I'm fucking so deep into it, pause. There's a guy called TJ TalkSense out on TikTok. When I say I watch his shit every day, which is making me pick up on the lingo. - Okay, which helps. - Yeah, it's making me pick up on the lingo. - That helps, man. - And it helps a big time. And your boy got a DM from a fucking perfumery today. I got a message from fucking Amouage today.

Big boy fragrance company. They can send me some stuff. That made me happy. So I'm thinking, oh, daddy's a fragrance influencer now. Daddy's a fragrance influencer. So if you see me tag teaming up with TJ, pause.

- Talking sense. - Yeah, we're talking sense. Make it make sense. That's also gonna be our collab page. So me and TJ are gonna get together, we're gonna have a collab TikTok called Make It Make Sense. And we're just gonna open up boxes and I'm just gonna be super expressive with my shit. So Amash is supposed to be a really fucking decent fragrance house. So I'm excited to see what they send me. So yeah, it should be, we're moving into a new era and it should be fun. So now daddy skincare is taken care of.

His dental hygiene is through the roof. - Nice. - My barbers just know what they're doing at the minute. Not including today. I haven't had a trim. - I'm getting mine today. - Yeah, I'm getting mine today as well. - I'm excited. - No. - Oh, okay. I was gonna say that. - He probably said no to me because he's doing you. Pause. - Fair. - It's my fault. I messaged him like this morning. So it's literally my fault. - Fair, fair, fair. - And yeah, bro. Now my fragrance game's up. So Australia, take a whiff.

Because you're going to smell some sense. Breathe it in. You're going to smell some stuff. And you're going to ask me, James, make it make sense. TM. So yeah, that is a fragrance influencer now. And it happened on accident. And I'm here for it. I actually got a Louis V fragrance for Christmas. For the life of me, I can't remember what it's called, but it smelled fantastic. Really? It smelled fantastic, yeah. Do you remember what colour it was?

- It's like the bottle on the far left. - The imagination, like it's like a clear fresh one? - Clear, yeah, but it's not called imagination. - Ah. - Oh, is it called like, um... - I wanna say like... - Is it like an oceany one or no? - Ombre... something, maybe? - It can't be ombre nomad. - I think it is. - Is it black? - I'd have to see it. 'Cause the case is white, but the... - Ombre nomad's that black one in the middle there. - No, uh, ooh, it might be.

- Click, yeah, bottom, the left, far left, second rows, far left. One more left, left, left, left, left, yeah. I think it's that one. - Oh, okay. - I think it's that. - Yeah, that's the Oud fragrance. - Yeah, I think it's that. - That's like, they call that, that's what I'm supposed to be like divisive as fuck. - Yeah, I think it's that. - Yeah, some people love it, some people do not like it. We went to try this one in Miami. Was it, no, not Miami. It was in, where was it? - It was LA. - It was in LA. It was in Chicago.

me you and jacob yeah i remember yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes um and i was actually got i went in there to hopefully buy this one because everyone said this was i didn't like this one that much fair play um i yeah it's strongly strong yeah yeah i sprayed it once there i was like oh yeah yeah it lasted it lasted it lasted like three days yeah fair play i think that's the one don't quote me nice um right dilemma dilemma right i was two months behind on rent

and I know my landlord Leon wanted my baby mama. Oh my god. Oh my god. Yeah. I asked him if he could work something out. If baby mama could spend some time with him to erase some of my debt. Leon said he'd stop the eviction process altogether if I introduced him to my baby mom. Now, I don't live with my baby mom and I don't like her. Period.

I tolerate her when she comes through with my seven-year-old son. I arranged for Leon to meet her when she came through. I never told her about the hookup with him. My landlord Leon is short, light skinned and wears thick glasses. My baby mum likes dark skinned men exclusively. They met, she rolled her eyes at me and Leon walked her to the elevator. Two months later, Leon set her up rent free in one of his properties and she's dating him hard.

He got contact lenses and has swag now. She dropped off my son. Oh, she dropped my son off and Leon was waiting in a car for her. In brackets, Leon forgave one month of the rent but the eviction notice is back on. - So he's still not paid? Wow, okay. - My son told me that Leon is his mommy's boyfriend and that Leon asked him today if it's okay that they got married one day.

Fuck!

- That's insane. - That is insane. - That's insane. - That is insane. And there's only so much a man can take. - He only has his self to blame though. - No, no, no, don't get me wrong. He only has his self to blame, but he also has to look himself in the mirror. So he's gonna justify whatever. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And to have your baby mum out of your life and you're living broke down and out, and you're assuming she's in a similar situation.

Then you set her up with your landlord just to get out of the situation you're in. And then only to find out he's benefited her life and your child's life. And she's benefited his life. And they're just moving on with their lives. And he's put her up in the same gaff rent free. Rent free. And I'm getting evicted. It's back on. I need everyone back.

I need you. Turns out I love you and I need you back. Yeah, yeah. Having your son tell you, don't you think they should get married? Don't you think they should get married? He just gave me a PS5. I'm on your bedroom, pops. Makes sense. You wouldn't, like, you're not, it's the same again. Your pops will look at you like you're not controlling your household. Yeah, my dad could never find out. No, he could never. He could never. I bipped out my BM for a month of rent.

And I'm now still getting evicted. - I had a dream, right? - Oh God. - Yeah, go on. - You know, okay, context, you know- - Where could this possibly be going? - You know sometimes when in anime, when there's, okay, let me try to actually contextualize what I'm visualizing.

You know sometimes in anime, let's say for example it's me and you. I'm... You're telling me off about something, right? Yeah. But because of your aura, it's made... They've depicted you like 10 times bigger than I am. Yes. So I'm literally looking up at you and you're looking down at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've grown such a big... Everything around you is bigger. Pause. You see what I'm saying? So...

So I had a random dream. I can't remember majority of it, but I remember it got to a point where my dad called me, but like face to face. He was in my yard. He called me, not on the phone, but like told me to come see him. We were in the kitchen. He grabbed my hand and he said, who's Rachel?

I said, "Who?" - Yeah. - And he drapes me forward and that thing was happening, that aura thing was happening. It was like, "Who's Rachel?" And I started thinking, "Who is Rachel?" 'Cause in my mind, it was like, he knew I had a son that I didn't know about. Do you see what I'm saying?

I was like, what's happening? I woke up. - I bet. I fucking bet. Wow. - I woke up. - He grabbed your hand and said it was Rachel. - It was Rachel. - That was scary. - 'Cause it's like, he's found information I don't even know about. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. - Oh my days. - Sorry G. - It was, it sweetened me when I woke up. I was like, what the fuck was that?

- That's scary. - What the fuck was that? - That's scary. - In the dream I was petrified. - Oh, I bet. - I was petrified. - The fact that you're still scared of your dad in your dreams. - I was petrified. - You're a man in your thirties. That's terrifying for that. - The aura. - Yeah, yeah, the aura is different. - That's all it takes.

Jesus Christ. Anyway. All right, guys, we're going to charge it there. So as always, guys, please, if you want to see more, if you want to get involved, if you want to be a baby for real, for real, head on over to patreon.com forward slash shits and gigs. It's three pound a month. Run the beat. If you're feeling deep, deep pocket juicy and you want to experience some seriously good content, head over there and join the log cabin tier as well. As always, guys, we will see you on Patreon on Thursday. Love, love, love. To everyone else, this is a task. But to you,

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