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Fuad looks like the type of guy you can bribe with chocolate. Oh my god. I need to start saying "a wart". You need to. Yeah. That's a cheeky ad-lib. Yeah, I think that's a good ad-lib. A wart. Who said that? Whose ad-lib was that? A wart.

It's vibes, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. I'm stealing that. He's way too old to use it. Yeah. Jamaicans have the best ad libs. I'm certain of it. Aua. What other Jamaican ad libs do you know? Um, there.

Dea Just be Dea Yeah Is that an ad-lib? Whose ad-lib is that? That's a Jamaican ad-lib Oh I mean like artists Oh actual artists Yeah yeah yeah Sorry There's a bit of them But I can't think of any Do you think of any? Now I've started this Someone needs to help me finish it I'm trying to think What's Popcorn's one? If he has one Or Movado

- Of all those, ♪ Anyway ♪ ♪ Anyway ♪ ♪ Anyway ♪ ♪ Yank stuff alive ♪ ♪ E to the I ♪ - Yeah, it rocks. ♪ Represent anywhere ♪ ♪ All these girls ♪

- Oh, it raps us some bangers. - E to the R. - Award. - Right, guys. - Girls. - It's Christmas Eve, Eve. - Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve, indeed. - So we're in our matching sensual satin PJs. - Yeah, festive. - Yeah. - Drip top, drip down. - Drip top, drip down. Very nice, man. Merry Christmas, guys. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. - Yeah, crimbo in that. - I have a confession to make. - Go on.

First of all, why can't it be a good confession? The size in the room is just not good. You can tell by your body posture. Yeah, typically. The tone sounded a bit. Your posture just says it all. Right. First of all, let me check something before I actually make a confession. I already know what your confession is. It's on route? Yeah. Wait. It's something on route. Okay, cool. Yeah.

- It's charged. - My Secret Santa didn't come in time. My Secret Santa didn't come in time. And that's just what happened. It's currently two stops away. So it will be coming today, but it didn't come in time. - To be fair, that happened to me last year. - You did the exact same thing last year. - It came pause whilst we were recording. And I was like, "Go grab it, pause." - Yeah, so apologies for that. I could have, I've got the schedule right here. I could have pushed Secret Santa to the end to save face. I didn't. - So you want to still do Secret Santa whilst your gift isn't here?

So you want to collect a gift but not give a gift out? Is that what you're telling me? Because that's what it sounds like. That's nuts. We can push it to the end. I think we might have to. Yeah. So it's all fair and square. I think we might have to. I'll collect a gift but I'll give one out. Fair. All right. Let me not say nothing. I think we might have to. Let me not say nothing. All right. How many stops is it? Two. That's fine. That's fine. I'm not going to lie to you, man. I checked 10 minutes ago. It was two stops away then.

It's a long episode. He showed me that he says it's an ends. Okay. But he's taking his time. All right, cool. So apologies to whomever it might be for. It might affect. Yeah. So it's coming. All right. Pause.

What are you supposed to do? Because it's not Thanksgiving. You don't say what you're grateful for, really. Just Christmas, innit? Yeah, you don't really say what you're grateful for. It's just good vibes, good energy, being with the people you care about and just eat some good food and catch some good laughs. I feel like that's what it's all about. Yeah, man. Gang, I'm going to take my fitness journey all through Christmas as well.

- Good as you should. - Yeah, I'm not slowing down. - Yeah, apart from this period of me being ill, yeah, I'm not slowing down either. - Okay. - But I've been, you know, I think when you said a few weeks ago, when you were looking at yourself in that infinity mirror in LA. - In LA? - Yeah. - Legs open? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Starts swinging. - Toes out like that, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Thighs closed, yeah. - Yeah, perfect penis. - Yeah.

That was me this weekend. I looked at myself in the mirror. I was thinking, yeah, it's paying off, bro. The shit's paying off. Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. I had two and a half million cookies last night, though. I'm not proud of that.

It be like that though. - It does be like that. And I did order a box of 12 and they only ate two and a half. So silver linings. - So are they dashed? - I'm not eating them again today. They're still in my hotel room open. And I intentionally didn't close the box. 'Cause I was like, don't let them stay fresh. Let them get stale. You're not eating them. - Okay, cool.

And also luckily my room doesn't have a microwave. If it did, I wouldn't be able to help myself. - Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. - But yeah, it's been a good year. - It has been a good year. - Yeah. - It's been a really good year. - I'm feeling grateful for my boys. Bluetooth. Cool. Now I need you man to be honest with me about something. - All right, go. - Okay.

- Go on. - Is honesty that difficult? - No, but I don't know. Just go on, sorry. - Am I really the least likable? - No. - Wait, out of who? - Out of the four of us? - Out of the four of us. - Just? - In general? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just, I just wanna know if I'm the least likable. - In this room or? - What was the order again? If I recall. - It was one, two, three, four.

I'm just looking at faces. I don't have said answers, but in my opinion, of everyone here, I have no idea.

- I have no idea. - It's not a fucking opinion. - Okay, in my opinion, I don't think anyone takes fourth spot. I think it's unfair. - It's super unfair. - It's unfair to push someone on, not even on the, you're not even getting a medal, bro. You see what I'm saying? - Fourth is the worst position. - Fourth is the worst position. You're not even on the pedestal. And I don't think that's fair. - For context to the listeners, we did a Lockoutman episode, patreon.com/shitsandgeeks recently that hasn't yet been released. But the question was asked, who's the least likable?

And out of a gesture of kindness, I voted myself forth in the hopes that someone would find sense and reshuffle the order.

And they said, stay put. Yeah, the streets said, this is right. The streets said, yeah, yeah, yeah. Finally, you did something right. Yeah. It was brutal. Yeah. It was brutal. The whole thing was brutal. I haven't slept since. It was tough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was tough. Yeah. I really haven't slept since and it's upset me. Speaking of sleeping, have you actually had a better sleep from the last few weeks? Because of my mouth tape? Yes, yes, yes. I have another confession to make.

The mouth tape was making my lips dry. I'm not surprised. I don't suffer from dry lips ever. Bro, after three days of that bitch, my lips were cracking. Is this when you wake up in the morning, I'm assuming? All day. Literally all day. Like, it's not even from like...

It wasn't even, I don't know if there's a layer of healthy oil on your lips naturally. I don't know about them thing there. Yeah. But my shit was drying up. Yeah. Just in case. I don't use that shit. Okay. Ever in my life. I've never owned lip balm in my life. Okay. I bought two of them, Jones. Because my shit was white. Jesus. That's like dehydration. Yeah. Yeah. My shit was white. Yeah. So I- Rem, rem, rem, dash that please. I feel like, yeah.

You know that placebo effect, when you see it, I feel like I need it. - Pause. - What is the, I don't want to interrupt. What is the general procedure with sharing it, because his finger was just all up in there. - Yeah, just don't double dip. I use one finger and don't double dip. - Fair. - That doesn't make sense at all. - I understand what you mean. - I understand what you mean. - Because I've obviously repeatedly used it. - Yeah, you just fingered the fuck out of that and then gave it to you and you just wiped out on your lips. - Yeah, he trusts that my hands are clean, basically. - I guess so.

- And then you just stuck your finger in there and then you're gonna give it to him. - I'm gonna trust that his hands are clean. - He just moved that table. - Is the table there? - You moved the table. - So you haven't touched anything? - Of course I've touched stuff. - So now I need a new Carmex. - Hey, you have been doing this. I just wanna understand the procedures. - That's what you're saying. - I just wanna understand the procedures. If you don't own it. - You don't want Carmex? - No, I don't.

- If you man were to own it and be like, you know what, you know daddy loves doubling down. So if you were to own it and be like, "I don't give a fuck." Then I'm like, fair. - I mean, there's nothing I can do about it. Apart from getting my own. - There's everything you can do about it. - Apart from getting my own, but I don't have one. - So I bought that before you even used it. - I trust Rem's fingers are calm, pause.

Jesus. It is Christmas. All right, cool. So shall we do our question of the week? We shall do our question of the week. So a little different this, guys. A special Christmas thing. It is called...

We listen and we don't judge. So we're going to go through some critiques, if you will. And we are not allowed to judge. They have been submitted by the babies to critique us. And

When shit gets heavy. To critique us. As a unit. We are a family after all. Yeah. As if shit gets heavy. Yeah. We will literally take a deep breath and say we listen and we don't judge. That's literally it. I saw some of the tweets. Did you? Yeah. I bet you did. Now. Some of them have me on the ropes. Yeah. So I've got, I've got 12. I've got three for each of us. Yeah. Okay.

Some of them for you man, had me on the ropes.

- And what about for you? - Oh, mine are Merked. - Yeah. - Don't get me wrong, mine are Merked. - I bet. - But I expected that. - Okay, I don't have even pickings. I just call it as I see it. - Okay, cool. - Whichever was sweet, you know. - Yeah, yeah, whatever sweeted me the most and got the most views and likes is what made onto this list. So I'm not picking any favorites or anti-favorites. - All right, cool. - Anyone could get. And I think my name is the most frequent on here. - Okay. - So just saying. - Yours was on Instagram as well. - So I am the least likeable.

- So that's what you just said again. - It just didn't make sense to me. And Rem was the least. - Why would you say that? - 'Cause it annoyed me. - And why would you say that? - 'Cause it annoyed me. That's why, it annoyed me. - Fair. - You got roasted, he got the least roasted. I got roasted. - Yeah. - You got roasted. - The thing that upset me most about Ellis' ones is 'cause they're just, they don't even bother being eloquent.

They're just straight to the point. They're saying three words. Straight to it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sweet. Let's go. Yeah. All right, cool. So we listen and we don't judge. S&G roast Christmas edition. Yeah. 80% of the time, Fuhad's face is funnier than the joke. That's why we laugh. Shit. We listen and we don't judge. Ellis is white.

- Is that it? - That's it. - Ellis is white. - Yeah, that's the judgment. - Okay. - Wow. - Fair. - We listen and we don't judge. - Fair. - Jesus Christ. - Sometimes Ellis looks like the kid that would be itchy if he sat next to women class. - Itchy? - I had one of them drawn to my primary school. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah, so did I. - Itchy motherfucker. - His name was Sam. - I don't remember his name.

- He was Sam, that's the one I told you people put pencil shavings in his head to see if he noticed. - Yes, I do remember. - That was fucked. - That's vile. - Yeah. - You. - I didn't, no, no, no, no. - You partook. - I didn't, I, hey, hey. Full disclosure. - Go on, say your story, say your story. - Did I sharpen a pencil? - Oh, it was the shavings. - Yeah, I did. It was shavings. - That was, yeah, it was Sam. - Yeah, it was shavings. I didn't, that thing them mammals put in his head, I didn't do that. But. - So where did the shavings go? - They went in his hair, but I didn't.

It was Adam that was putting them in his head. I was just shaving the pencils. Okay. But once I saw the destruction we were actually causing. Yeah. And once I deeped that he knew that this is like year seven, by the way, don't judge me. It's like year seven. Once I knew that he knew people were putting pencil shavings in his hair and he just, he didn't want the smoke. So he just stayed looking forward. I promise you. I've never been so close to tears in my life. I had a frog here, big man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's when I said enough is enough. Yeah, fair. Yeah, enough is enough. Fair, fair, fair. But he fucking stunk. For God's sake. He fucking stunk. I'm just saying how it is, bro. Oh, pig. Cool. This one. You lot actually watched the show. I only listened to it because watching it ruins it for me. Damn. Yeah.

ruins it ruins it when I actually see the men that I'm imagining in my head ruins it fantasy ruin yeah cool we listen and we don't judge we listen and we don't actually judge oh for fuck that look James is proof that not everyone evolves fair fair next for doing that Fiat looks like the type of guy you can bribe with chocolate laughing laughing

- We listen and we don't judge. - Wow. - Rem has a before head, a fore head and a after head. He remembers what happens tomorrow. - Fair. This one's peak to be fair. Someone said, I'm sorry.

This is actually dread by the way. It's dread because I can tell English is not their first language and this is their critique. I'm sorry, but does Rem have a speech challenge? Challenge. Challenge. Fuck. We listen. We listen. And we don't judge. Fuhad looks like Rick Ross on a Zen pic. Yeah. Yeah. Fam? Yeah. He might have the best ad lib by the way.

- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, fair. I can see why James drinks so much Monster. He needs the energy to keep that eye open. - Oh. - Wow. - You man don't know what that did to me, my Uber. - All the caffeine going to the eye. - Yeah, all that caffeine is to keep my lazy eye open. - You drink Monster. - Yeah, fam, that's why I'm taking a break.

- That's crazy. - That will fucking hurt me. - Sorry G. - But we listen. - We listen and we don't judge. - Right. If Fu had had a better hairline, he might actually be worth something, but we'll never know. But we'll never know. - Nah! Worth something.

Stop. Okay, right. This one is the most outlandish thing I've ever, ever read. I'm sorry, bro. Rem looks like the squad found it under a bridge and adopted him. Found it. Found it. Under a bridge. Under a bridge. It is fucking horrible. That is horrible.

However, we listen and we don't judge. Rem's got that burnt McDonald fries haircut. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. Wow. James looks like he stands up and bends over to wipe his ass. Oh, that's disgusting. That's gross. God. Yeah. Yeah. But we don't judge. We listen and we don't judge. Ellis looks like he sucks cock for bus money and then walks anyway.

- What the actual fuck? What the fuck was that? - Wow. - That's after the perfect penis. - Yeah, wow. - 100%. - For fuck's sake. - And walks anywhere. - Right, I've been a loyal listener for years now and all I've seen is Fuad lick the melanin off those pink ass lips. - Jesus. - Fair.

I stay licking my lips, fair. Fair assumption. Pink ass lips. Fair. Fair. All right, all right, all right. All right, all right, all right. The streets are winning one nil, say this. - Nah, that one fucked me up. - Fair. - Oh God. - Fair. - All right, you're up. - I might consider joining Patreon. James's crooked hairline is getting on my nerves.

Oh, so they want to run me the funds to fix it? Say less. Say less. You two look like a gay couple in their honeymoon period, but James looks like he accuses Fiat of cheating every other day. Rem looks like the type of fucker that keeps a hentai tab open incognito just in case. Just in case. Damn. Rem's voice is a rental. I saw that and didn't understand it. I don't understand that.

- Is it saying that it doesn't suit you? - Maybe. - Is that what they're saying? - It's just not supposed to be mine. - Yeah, I think they're saying your voice is nice, but ellipsis. - Wow. - All right, I've got two more. We listen and we don't judge.

- Ellis looks like he can buy an apple through a wired fence. We had that last time. - We've had that one before. - Did we? - Yeah, we had it, bro. - We just gotta bring that back. - Wow. I forgot, I read it, laughed. - Veneers incoming. - These are your teeth are mud. - They're fucking mud. - Through a wired fence. - That's the funniest fucking one I've ever heard.

- But yes, we did have that last time. - Yes, we did. My bad, bro. - Fucking hell. Last one for me. James the type of guy to give the robber his wallet so he doesn't take it. Fair. - Fair. Last one for me as well. We listen and we don't judge. James is the human version of autocorrect. Mostly wrong, but weirdly confident. - Damn.

We listen and we don't judge. That was fucking horrible. That was horrible. It really shows what you guys really think about us. When we give you the leeway to spit fire on us, you really spit fire. I saw the same person tweeting and then tweeting again and tweeting again and tweeting again. They had a field day. Yeah, they couldn't get enough of it. They had a field day. Fair play. It was harsh. Fair play. Game is the game. Right.

- Secret Santa guys? - Yeah. - Secret Santa. - Let's do it. - Secret Santa. All right. I've got mine here, so. - All right, so go for it. Who's your- - Secret Santa is, drum roll please. He is the one, the only, the handsome, Rem de la Croix. - Hey. - Hey. - Let's go. - So.

Excuse the wrapping, because it's not my forte, but it's neither here nor there, and it doesn't matter. Is that side wrapped? The other side? I just wrapped it and set it. It doesn't matter about the wrapping. Fair. Because the gift is what it's about. What's inside is more important than what's outside. Yeah. In a beauty's bed and exterior. You feel me? So this gift here is a representation of...

something you love as well as something I love. And this can be, I feel like this can be something you can add to your streaming set as just a bit of something to look at, you know? But it also has like a personal, what's the word I'm looking for? It's like a personal...

- A personal thing that you like. - Cool. - You know? So yeah, this is my secret song gift to you. - I can't judge the rapping because I didn't even rap mine. - Yeah, there was no way I wasn't going to. - Yeah, I didn't rap mine. I'm not gonna lie. - We didn't rap last year. - I got hit. - Yeah. - Yeah. - It was just raps by Amazon. - We didn't rap last year. - Yeah, yeah, we didn't. I took mine out of the Amazon box when I came a few days ago. - Yeah. - 'Cause obviously I do my shit on time, you know.

That was wrapped last second because I recognized that wrapping paper from downstairs. So it's not even your wrapping paper. So let's start throwing shade. Yeah, the wrapping paper was done today because there was only wrapping paper. I wasn't buying wrapping paper for this. It's fine. We didn't wrap last year. I thought we were all under the agreement that everything's all good, all fine. And then he started throwing shit. I didn't even hear the shade. I didn't hear it. I wish I didn't hear it. Let's go. Yeah, this is dope. 3D construction.

Available. Available. I love that. Thank you, bro. This is definitely going on my setup. Bottom table buddies. Wow. That's cute, man. Wow. Well played. Wow. Sorry, that was fucking horrible. I actually don't even know where that came from. I think it's because you got him. I don't even know where that came from. Bottom table buddies. Wow. That's...

That was fucking out of order. I'm grinching, my bad, bro. That was a lot. That was a lot. Fair play. And we're mid-table buddies, if anything. Yeah, sorry, mid-table buddies. Anyway. Cool. Anyway, Rem, you might as well go next. My Secret Santa, if you can have a drum roll, please, is the one and only fearless, hardworking,

- Hey, listen, let's go. - Let's go. - Let's go. - So I haven't wrapped it. So I'll just say my piece now before I give you the gift. We had a discussion the other day about time and it was about, you wanted to learn how to play guitar. - Yeah. - And you said you don't have the time to do it.

I thought about the conversation that we had afterwards and Fueg's point was to you was that you have time, but it's only because of our age difference. You're 10 years younger than us, but my point is nobody has time. To assume that we have time is not a good thing whatsoever. Tomorrow is promised to absolutely nobody.

if you can find the time, I would advise you do that now. - Yeah, valid. - Because ask us where the last 10 years of our life has gone. And none of us will be able to tell you. - Fair. - Tell us to explain to you where 23 to 33 went, we couldn't tell you. So as much as Fweg said,

you have time. I understand what he meant and I understand what you were saying at the time. But I don't think that's a way that you should treat life in general, whether it's the next 10 years, the next five years, tomorrow. We don't know if we're going to be here tomorrow. Touch wood, we all are, of course, but we never know. So I got you. Cool. Hey. Let's go. Guitar exercises for beginners. Oh, look at that, man. Let's go, man. That's a nice gift. Thank you, man. That's lovely.

Alright, cool. Let's put this to use in the new year. Let's go. Well played. Ellis, do you want to go next? Yeah, sure. So, my secret Santa, drumroll please, is the one, the only, the legend, James. I got you something you could either put it in the studio or you could put it in your office.

It's something you guys go on about all the time. And yeah, I'm actually, close your eyes. I'm going to put it on the table. That sounded, yeah. - Yeah, sorry, go on. - I'm going to bring it over now. - Okay, you can open your eyes. - Can I open my eyes?

Deary me. Okay. So that's dope. I actually just learned that last night. It's a money box. I thought it was a fucking statue, right? Oh yeah. But it's yeah, you can, you can like put it on, on display in your streaming setup or here or whatever. Oh, thank you, bro. I really appreciate this. And yeah, I'm gonna, God,

- I need to have like some kind of swear jar system anyway. So. - Yeah, fair. - Or like a sauce jar system. - Yeah, sauce jar. - Oh my God. - Maybe on stream I'll keep this next to me and anytime I talk about giving top or sitting on something or whatever, I can contribute to this and probably take us all on holiday. But thank you very much bro, I appreciate that. - No worries man, no worries. - Gang, right. Drum roll please.

My secret Santa was, of course, it could never be anyone else. My ride or die, bomb bitch. Best friend to the end. Quakes! So obviously it's not here. Unfortunately. But I got you two gifts because I had some room in the budget. Thank you. So the first one is, well, both of them was because I want, no, the first one is because I want the best for you.

I worry about your health. Safe. Present circumstances included. I worry about your longevity. And I hate the certain aspects about your life in true OG African nature that you just, and male nature, you just get on with it. So I thought, okay, cool. Let me be

a person to help you make positive differences. And I've always said, I truly believe if you could start having a really good night's sleep, it would make a massive difference to your life. So I bought you some nose strips.

for you to sleep with in the hopes that it will help your breathing when you sleep. - Thank you. - Second gift is as everyone knows me and Fu had been going to gym a lot together. And this has been like what, two months now? - Roughly, yeah. - Roughly two months. And since day one, Fu had us complain that he keeps forgetting his fucking liquid chalk.

and he keeps using the chalk in the gym. And then he'll use it and say, "It's not as good as the liquid chalk." So I bought you some liquid chalk. - Let's go. - And we can keep, I think it's like a bottle or two bottles. We can keep it here and you can bring it every single time to the gym without fail. - Thank you, sir. - You're very welcome. - Let's go. - Cool, right. - That was nice, man. - That was nice guys, thank you. That was very wholesome and lovely. - I like that.

Obviously, the SMG roast was quite damning, damaging, hurtful, spiteful in some regards. And I did think it was going to leave us on quite a low. Okay. So as a pick-me-up, we're going to do some motivational speeches. So we're each going to take 60 seconds. Each of us will have an individual issue. And we'll have to give a 60-second motivational speech to pick our gift receiver. Okay.

and take them out of their hole, okay? So I've picked, based on the roast and based on current issues, I've picked something for each of us that we'll be feeling shit about ourselves. Okay, cool, cool, cool. And...

Someone will have to pull them out of it. Okay, cool. Yeah, right. So does anyone volunteer as first? What, to speak first? Yeah, actually to be fair, I'll speak first. Okay. Yeah. Just to set the tone. Okay. Right. So Fuad, talk to me. What's my issue first? Yeah. Okay, cool. Your issue is that people seem to... All right. Your issue is that people seem to believe you can be bribed with chocolate.

Yeah. Yeah. I can't stay away from the confectionery. Obviously, I am what I eat. And I'm going down a rabbit hole. It's crazy. It is crazy. Yeah. Right. I want to turn you around and pause in the next 60 seconds. Okay. Three, two, one. Here we go. Fouad. James. You are my fucking best friend.

Thank you. And since the day I've known you, have you put on some pounds? Yeah, we all have. Is some a lot? It is. But that doesn't matter because the more your tummy's grown over the years, the more your pockets have also grown. And that's realistically all that they care about. And the people that accuse you of having a sweet tooth or pre-diabetic or any of that nonsense don't know that...

You are just trying to physically match the cuddly energy that you produce. And when people look at you, all they want to do is hold you, myself included, and squeeze you and rub you for good luck. And that is what you bring to my life. Nothing but good luck and good vibes because you're a special, amazing, beautiful person. Sweet tooth or no. The end. How do you feel? I feel lifted. Yeah? I feel... Rise.

- Rise, rise, rise, rise, rise. - I feel good, I feel better. I feel happy, thank you. - Dang G. - I needed to hear those words. - Eat your chocolates with pride, man. - Yeah, I needed to hear those words. - All right, thank you G. - The galaxy's waiting for me at home. - All right, there. Right, next up, Ellis. I've been voted the most unlikable person in this room multiple times. And I feel really, really shit about it.

And I would very much like you to dig me out of this hole, please. Cool. In the next 60 seconds. In 3, 2, 1, go. James. Yes. So a lot of people say you're unlikable, right? So is 365K on Instagram unlikable? No. Is being one of the top comedy podcasts in the UK unlikable? No. Someone say the word, but yeah. That's all.

Yeah. To be fair, yeah. Shush. Sorry. So, I don't think there's any need for you to listen to these people. You know, there's a... If you go on the top comments on the videos, they're all there. It's only the newest ones. You go on that new tab, that's when you see all that shit. Don't worry about it. You know what I mean? You just go on the top stuff and it's all good. And they're the most popular and they're the most favourable opinions about you, which is good. So don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. People just drop stuff. And that's the end of it. - Fair play. - It's just the newest ones. - You started strong. - Yeah, the point is, is that it's less popular. - You started strong. Is 265K unlikable? - No. - Strong start. - All right, cool.

- You lost me in the middle there. Just don't look at the newest comments. - Nah, 'cause they're brutal. - Nah, they're the least popular. - Don't look at the new songs, they're real. Just look at the top ones. - They're real? - That's all they really think. - All right, cool. - Wow, okay, fair. Thank you, bro. - That's a joke. - For fuck's sake. - Fuck. - Ryan. - All right. - Jesus Christ. Fwaggs. - Yeah. - There seems to be a running theme

that Rem is tramp adjacent. - Jesus. - Yeah, he's right. - Homeless, found under a bridge, burn chips for hair. - That's crazy. That's actually nuts. - Please help him. - Tramp adjacent is Ram Zeno. Fucking nuts. - 60 seconds in three, two, one. Let's go. - Rem de la Creme. Look at me when I'm talking to you, Austin. - I'm here. - You are

Without a shadow of a doubt one of the most handsome brez I've ever seen When we first met in uni one of the first things I noticed about you was you have probably the best hairline going and It's so unfair that I have to deal with what I have to deal with know what you've got. You see what I'm saying? There's no hairstyle on this earth that you've done that doesn't suit you. You see what I'm saying? Let's go great smile great teeth great skin

Fuck the haters and keep doing it. Because you are a fantastic human being. You're dressed to the nines. And you're a frugal motherfucker too, which means you think about the future. Yeah? So don't let them tell you otherwise. Thank you. Thank you. Ten seconds to spare. Fair. Fair play. That was legit. Very nice. Thank you. You're welcome, sir. Rem. There seems to be a running theme also that...

Ellis isn't visually appealing. He thinks his face is unilateral. People think he can bite through solid objects or round solid objects to reach other objects. Please pull him out of the grave. In three, two, one. Ellis. Firstly, beauty is an eye of the beholder. Right now in this room, we're all the beholders. And you're beautiful. This...

The thing that you've done and allowed them to push you into a self-deprecating zone. Don't let them hold that power, bro. You have the power. Every day you wake up, it's a brand new day, new slate. You look good. You're hardworking. Your energy is up. Your vibes are up. You don't need to listen to any of these haters, bro.

They're talking absolutely smack. It doesn't even make sense. We don't know these people. They don't know you. Yeah. Any of these people that got stuff to say, if they haven't got your phone number, they don't have an opinion.

Fair. They don't matter in this world. Fair. Simple as that. We only out here for the good vibes and the good times. You bring that to the table, bro. So I appreciate you. Let's go. Don't even listen to the haters. Let's go. Time. Very nice. Very nice. Do we feel lighter? That was wholesome. Yeah. Yeah. It was good. Very nice. Well done.

I feel okay. Right. We have some, the team has brought together some games and shit for us to do. So I've heard. So I've heard too. So layered logic, pass the parcel with a festive twist. There will be a present, which is layered, wrapped numerous times. I don't know how many could be bare. I don't know. And Tia, the amazing Tia, will say or read out a riddle to the team.

Whoever answers the riddle correctly receives a present and gets to take off one of the layers and we will keep bouncing around. We'll keep the riddles coming until the final layer. Whoever gets to the final layer and answers that riddle correctly receives the gift. Nice. Cool. Okay. Yeah? Yeah. Sounds good. I come in many colors, very big and bright. I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I? Read it one more time? Yeah, one more time.

- I come with many colors, very big and bright. I turn so many houses into a beautiful sight. What am I? - Christmas tree. - Lights. - Christmas lights? - Lights. - Yeah, he said lights. - Fair. - Very nice. - I'm all for riddles as well. - Okay. - Oh, you got lollies? - Yeah, let's go. - Fuck, okay, this really is pass the parcel. - I thought that was the lollies, man. - This really is pass the parcel. Yeah, no kid goes without something. - Yeah, I wasn't expecting a gift straight away. Let's go. - Cool.

- Heart racing. - Let's go. - Next riddle. I'm a catchy carol and a tune that likes to rhyme. I contain 12 magnificent gifts that come around Christmas time. What am I? - Advent calendar? - 12 days of Christmas. - One more time? - Listen carefully. I'm a catchy carol and a tune that likes to rhyme. I contain 12 magnificent gifts that come around Christmas time. What am I?

- Catchy Carol? Reindeer? - No. - It's a catchy carol. - That loves to rhyme. - Is it literally 12 days of Christmas? - Boom. - Oh, is that what it is? - Cool, cool, cool.

Rem said that No you said Advent calendar No Then he said 12 days of Christmas I said advent calendar And then you said no And then I said 12 days of Christmas Yeah And it was carried on Yeah Rem said it I said it ages I said it You said it as an answer It sounded like you said it as like a Like a Like a Oh advent calendar You were like Oh 12 days of Christmas It does sound like you were saying 12 days of Christmas is the answer I'm giving you

- If you did, I heard you say it. - I said 12 days of Christmas because of advent calendar. So if you wanna just, yeah. If you're saying that as your answer, then that's fine. I said 12 days of Christmas, but it's fine. - It's up to you. - Go James, go James. - He said it doesn't sound fine. - It's fine. Just go James, go James. He said 12 days of Christmas as the answer. I said advent calendar. Fine. - Ooh. Okay. - Okay. Chocolates. Hands off.

- Yeah, dagger to the heart. - Oh, these are- - Hotel Chocolat. - Oh, fair. - My stepmom loves Hotel Chocolat. - Fair play. - Gang. - Nice. - Exciting. - Right, next riddle. I'm a plant seen every Christmas, which people hang up above. When underneath it, they kiss someone- - Mistletoe. - Sorry. - Fair, I was gonna say it as well. That's cool.

Damn, Grand Admiral Thrawn. Very nice. I've never seen these this small. - Neither have I. Oh, it's a key chain. - Oh, sick. Okay, cool. - This is the best game ever. - I drop from the sky and I'm much more beautiful than rain. - Snow flakes, snow. - Damn. - This is what we're doing now. - Damn. - Yeah, we're not waiting anymore. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, I need a present. - We're getting closer to the main present. It's getting me nervous.

- Five guys gift card. - Fuck. - Fair play. - Damn. - Nice. - That's sick. - How much? - I don't know. - Do you know how much? - 20. - Fair. It's like one meal at five guys, but yeah, fair. Very nice. I'm living about that one. - That's a good one. - Okay. - You wanna do a trade? - Ooh. - You can talk about it. You want the chocolate? - I want a Star Wars G. - Oh, right. Sorry. - Imagine just going into...

It's cool. We know where your heart lies. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. I want the chocolate off the dome, you know? Pause. I'm a coloured strip that you can see on your tree. No. I'm a coloured strip that you can see on your tree. Reflective and shiny is how you always find me. What am I? Tinsel? Well done. As soon as I heard strip, I thought candy cane too. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, gang.

35 pound PlayStation voucher. - Oh, heavy. - Fucking hell. - Just what I wanted. - Fair play. - Lit. - That is very cool. - Fair play. - I hold surprises yet ask for none. Once I'm broken, my purpose is done. I cause- - Christmas cracker. - Damn! Well played. Well played. - Unagi. - Tia, are we ruining really well, like good pen game by answering early? - No. - Oh, okay, cool. - I love this. This is the game. - Oh, okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. - What is it? - Is this the gift? - Yeah.

- It was meant to be. - Oh, it was meant to be. - It was meant to be. Let's go. - It was meant to be guys. So we have a Tanjiro Funko Pop. - Sick, sick, sick. - We also have my favorite, the Mandalorian and the Child. - Let's go. - And we also have the traditional socks. Christmas socks. - Jordans. - Let's go.

- Remski, would you like my five guys? Not because, because he didn't, he didn't win anything. I won the main prize. - You promised me a trade, no? - Yeah, I'll have the Osaka to complete my set, but Rem's not won anything. - So what are you trading me? - No, I'll just- - You're just taking it? - No, no, no, I'll swap these two, but then you have to give Rem something, pause.

- Just give him the five guys. - If I give you this, I want the five guys. - Give him the five guys. - Give him the five guys. He wants this trade badly. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Can I have a lolly? What flavour? So you got Coca-Cola, strawberries and cream, strawberry or apple? It has to be Coca-Cola. Yeah. I'll have it after. Thank you. Would you like something in return? No, I'm good, man. Sure? I have Lindt. I have Hotel Chocolat.

- Oh, you want the PlayStation voucher? - I'll swap you a little bit. - I'll buy you a lollipop voucher? Do you have a PlayStation? - Yeah, I got a PS5 the other week, to be fair. - Take the PlayStation voucher. - Can I? - I play on PC, bro. - Oh, that's sad. - I do have a PlayStation, bro. - Appreciate it. - There you go, bro. - This is what it's all about. - This is what it's all about, man. Steal from the rich, give to the poor. - Yeah, yeah, fair. Yeah. - For fuck's sake. Wow.

I said he's Robin Hood. That was fun. That was a lot of fun. Calm. So there's another game. Nice. It's called Christmas Confessions. Nice. Okay. So you'll hear a series of film plots described as confessions from the main character. Your challenge is to guess the name of the film based on the confession. Yes. The player with the most correct guesses wins. Oh my God. Yes. This is your bag. This is literally Christmas. Oh my God.

Let's go. So, I mean, Ellis and I, we're obviously not in this. Oh, it's just us. Okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah. I can't breathe. So, confession one. Yeah. I'm respected as the local organiser in my town, but I grew bored and decided to leave, believing I could do better elsewhere. After exploring a new town, I returned with plans to shake things up, even though no one liked it and I didn't care.

Despite warnings from the love of my life, I ignored the risks. When everything fell apart, I realized I thrive on chaos, but I don't need to lose the love of my life to embrace it. Damn. Damn, indeed. We're trying to guess the movie. Trying to guess. And this is the main character's POV. Correct. Say it one more time, please. Yeah, say it one more time. I'm respected as the local organizer in my town, but I grew bored and decided to leave, believing I could do better elsewhere.

After exploring a new town, I returned with plans to shake things up, even though no one liked it, and I didn't care. Despite warnings from the love of my life, I ignored the risks. When everything fell apart, I realized I thrive on chaos. But I don't need to lose the love of my life to embrace it. This isn't Star Wars, is it? No. Okay. Good job. It sounds like a fucking... Is it a Dr. Seuss movie? No. Okay.

I don't think I can guess it. Yeah, neither can I. Charge. Charge, charge. Yeah. The Nightmare Before Christmas. The Nightmare Before Christmas. I've never gotten that. I don't even know if I've seen that movie. Damn, I'm vexed. I knew it was an animated movie. Fair. Fair. Are they all Christmas movies, by the way? Yes.

Cool. Fuck. Okay, cool. That would help. Tis the season. Fair play. Yeah, I'm losing this game. Really? Yeah. I actually haven't seen that many Christmas movies at all. Okay. Fair. Right. Confession number two. I was a videographer at my best friend's wedding. I thought I wasn't a fan of his wife, but honestly, I was fighting my true feelings and I was actually in love with her. I couldn't stand it anymore and I had to let her know

So on Christmas Eve, I turned up to her house playing Christmas carols and expressing my feelings through card. Love Actually. Correct. Fair play. Correct. Love Actually. It's a scene! Love Actually. Fair play. That's a good thing. Brodsky's a fucking snake though. I can't remember that movie. He's a fucking snake. Confession number three. Last night, my family deserted me. Home Alone. Correct. Fair play. Sorry. Confession number four. Sorry.

I've hated Christmas for years. The Grinch. Correct. Sorry. Don't be. I told you I'm not winning, so it doesn't matter. Person number five. I grew up thinking I was just like everyone else, but deep down I always felt different, bigger, clumsier, and not exactly excelling at my job. It wasn't until later that I learned the truth. Elf. Correct.

Confession number six. Breathe, G. Sorry. Breathe. I came to LA to fix things with my wife. But instead of a quiet Christmas, I ended up barefoot in a skyscraper fighting armed terrorists. They took her office party hostage and I had to go up against them alone. I was scared, outnumbered and barely holding it together. But I couldn't let them hurt innocent people, especially my wife.

One by one, I took them down and by the end, I was bloody and broken. But I got her back. Die hard. Correct. Confession number seven. I'm a professional thief and every year I pose as a cheerful... Bad Santa. Correct. Confession number eight. I've always been hopelessly in love with my ex and even though he cheated on me and is now in a relationship, we've stayed close... Bridget Jones. Incorrect. We've stayed close friends.

He recently announced his engagement at the company Christmas party and it crushed me. I then met his girl on the other side of the world who had just broken up with her boyfriend after he cheated on her. The Holiday? Correct. I love that movie. Yeah, very good. Jack Black? Yeah, Jack Black is in there. Ewan McGregor's in there. Cameron Diaz. Cameron Diaz. Kate Winslet. Never seen it. Yep. Movie. It's my guilty pleasure. It's a really good movie. Last one. Confession number nine.

I used to hate Christmas. To me, it was just a day for people to waste time and money. I had my business, my wealth, and that was all I needed. But one night, I was visited by a ghost. A Christmas carol. Correct. Thank you for that, guys. Jesus. Fair. Sorry. That's all the games. Don't be. That's...

Well, to be fair, you have a disassociation ability. You can disassociate from losing stuff like that. Yeah. When we played that game on Log Cabin, patreon.com forward slash Jason Giggs, £3 a month. 10p a day. Run the P. It's SMG. When we were doing that complicated word game,

Yeah. Yeah, I remember. Yeah. The game that I created. Oh, the Pangea. Yeah, yeah. Pushed my face into shit. I really didn't like that game. I really, it ruined my whole day. Fair. So well played for taking that like a man. Pause.

Yeah, losing doesn't bother me, bro. Right, guys. That was our Christmas special. That was. That was lots of fun. It was. A rollercoaster of emotions. And I just want to say a big thank you to you guys, everyone in this room. Facts. This has been a wonderful year. And yeah, this is...

- At the risk of sounding corny, I swear to God, every day is literally Christmas when I get to come to work with you guys. - That's cute. That's cute and it's facts. - I genuinely mean it. - It's facts because like we've said it so many times, as soon as you step in here, as soon as we press record, it's like a safe space, it's a bubble and you just forget about everything else in the outside world. - True. - Facts.

have a laugh have fun ups and downs roller coasters it's a good time here man it's very very good so Merry Christmas guys Merry Christmas everyone Merry Christmas everyone watching listening hope you got all the presents you ever wanted and let's start the new year with a bang and to all a good night let's go love of love gang gang gang selling a little or a lot

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