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Stop by a Warby Parker store near you. You've got a girlfriend. Anything. You're not anything. You're not listening. I'll do anything. Break over. But that. Anything but that. Yeah. That's reasonable. Crazy. Reasonable. Wow. Guys. Girls. I'm trying to get fucking. Yeah. I might just start boxing again, bro. I don't even give a fuck anymore. We've had this discussion, bro.
Did we? What did we say? You said you'll think about it because of other reasons. You should do it. Get shredded. I would get shredded. Get shredded. Like boxing. There's no fucking workout. There's no minute like a boxer's minute. It's exhausting. It's crazy. I'm not. Who are we kidding? Who are we actually kidding? Who are we kidding? Unless it was like a log cabin episode. That's just what I said. Maybe there's log cabin training where like, you know, you can...
- I feel like it's the same as the singing thing. It's a shit episode if everyone's done out of the box and James just snatched out the box. - Okay. - You've not done it in ages though, have you? Like when's the last time you boxed? - It's like riding a bike. - Yeah, it was yesterday in here.
- Oh God. - But yeah, nah, yeah. Sometimes I think about whenever we go gym, I see them upstairs doing stuff. And I was like, maybe I should chat to one of the PTs and see if any of them specialize in boxing. I could just do some power work and stuff for them. And I'm just like, I'm just not going to though, am I? - But why? - For one, the reason I stopped seeing my PT at home was because I was getting overwhelmed with appointments. My calendar was ruling my life and on my days off at home,
I would feel like, oh, finally it's Thursday. I can breathe. And then I'd be looking at my calendar. I've got PT at this time. Fucking dentist at this time. And PT was a consistent of just like an extra appointment all the time. So I feel like because we end up like some days we'll go to gym at two. Today we're going to go there at 4.30. Like it varies all the time. I would never be able to keep a consistent. Oh.
So my therapy, I was getting fucked up. I couldn't make it to appointments because we finished so many different times. So I feel like I book a PT appointment and we'll get there and I keep cancelling, keep cancelling. I'm just wasting pee and wasting time. Fair, fair. And it would be in the back of my mind. We'll be in that meeting and I'll be like, I want to say this, but I don't want this meeting to go on any longer because I need to get to my PT at four. I hear what you're saying. So that's the only thing that's stopping me. Otherwise I genuinely would. Okay. Sorry, with the log cabin though,
It's okay to excel though. Like it's, that's your, that was your bread and butter back in the day. So if the rest of us are learning say on the pads or speed bag or whatever, and you're just over there flipping Floyd Mayweather in it up, then
Like it's common knowledge. It's not like nobody knows that's what you used to do. So you will still have some techers, you know? - No, I get it. But it's just like, what's the story here? - Okay. Is there nothing else for you to learn though? Like- - Our boxes? - Yeah, it's been a- - There's some cobwebs, man. - Not a thing.
Not a thing. There's cobwebs, man. When's the last time you actually stepped into a ring and spot? There's cobwebs. Okay. I feel like there could be something in there, but like it would have to be like, oh, James-
after 15 years squares off of a professional boxer. That's a good episode. I'm not doing that. - Okay, okay, okay. - Or after 15 years off, James trains like a professional boxer and I'll just be vomiting and vomiting and vomiting. I think it either has to be an episode about me or an episode with you man without me. I don't think the two things work together. But work in progress. Maybe people in the comments can suggest something.
- Sometimes I miss it. - I can imagine G considering like you said it was your bread and butter. Would you just get a pad in your garage and just? - It's all about that yeah. As well when I move, I'll probably set up some stuff in my garage because yeah, I think that'd be cool. - Fair. Random, sorry. - No go on. - Would you ever, 'cause, because,
The camera can't see it But my POV This light is blocking Like some of your face And sometimes when I look at you And your hand is over your face All I can see is your moustache Would you ever trim the bottom bit And just have this bit And do like a Them Australians do Just a Just a Yeah A young Steve Harvey I think it will fucking suit you
- Really? - Yes. - No, bro. - No? - No, I would look so cool. - No, not this and down, just the top. - Oh, I know what you mean. - Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. - I would look so cool. - That used to be your bag, no? Sorry? That used to be your bag, right? Or am I misremembering? - Years ago. - Yeah. - For a very short period of time, yeah. But I mean, even then it was really thin. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - To be full and only? - Yeah. - Ah, bro, I couldn't. - Fair play, all right. - I think it's it, bro. - I appreciate you, bro.
- Opinions. - Opinions. - Opinions. - It's because he wants to do it. He wants someone else to do it with him. - Is that what it is? - Yeah, 'cause you remember he said he was gonna do for a skincare thing. - He wanted to see underneath. - Yeah, 'cause he wants to see underneath. He's trying to trick you into doing it so that he can do it and then you guys could be done together. - He's baiting you now. - That's fucking out of order. - He's baiting you now 'cause I've never once said I wanted to do this.
- But if you were to take this, which was what you said, then you'd be goatee. - Yes, which is what I said, but it has nothing to do with what I was saying about you. It has nothing to do. He's just trying to find a way to fit into the conversation. - Wow, that is fucked. - Yeah. - What did you just fucking say? - We had. - I'm trying to find a way to fit into the conversation. - We had. That's what you get for trying to bait me, so it's fine. That's what you get for trying to bait me. - Fair. I want to invent a new thing for them. For a touche, I want to go .
- I wanna cross swords. - Pause, pause, pause, pause. - But like figurative blurb. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Touche. Wow, you really fenced me. That's what you get for trying to bait me, go ahead. He's trying to fit his way into the conversation. That hurt. 'Cause it comes across as that's exactly what I'm trying to do. I hate stuff like that. - And it landed like five seconds later. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What did you say? - Yeah, literally bro, that pissed me off. - Oh, sorry G. - But yeah, fair, fair.
Question of the week? Question of the week. Right guys, girls, like I've said to you before, if you guys want to be involved in question of the week, look out for the question box we put in our story. Submit your question. If it's popping, we'll use it. Forgot we did this one. All right. This week's question of the week. You're at the gates of heaven, but God turns you away. Why? Because of that one time I replaced my girlfriend's birth control pills with Tic Tacs. I said, you're having my ute.
Did she not taste the difference? - No, same stories. You'd think so, innit? - Wow. - Or maybe she just wasn't taking them all along full circle. - Oh yeah, woo. - Full circle. She didn't know because she didn't know. - This wasn't in quotes. You're at the gates of heaven, but God turns you away. Why? 'Cause no angel does what you do to that dick. - Wow.
No angel does what you do to this dick. Yeah, that's crazy. Wow. Wow. Damn. All right, cool. For doing anything to be in her guts, knowing damn well I was already in a relationship. Are you even how crazy that is? I'll do anything. I'll do anything to be in your guts. You've got a girlfriend. Anything. You're not anything. You're not listening. I'll do anything. Break over. But that. Yeah.
- Anything but that. - Yeah, that's reasonable. - That's not crazy. - That's reasonable. - Wow. That's the love of my life you're talking about. I'm not breaking up with her. - You're just cheeks. - You're just cheeks. - Wise up, man. - All right. I burnt his love letter in front of him whilst holding an intense eye contact and a little smirk appeared. That's devilish.
- That's joker level. - That's really horrible. - That's joker level. - I'm assuming it was a revenge thing, but maybe I shouldn't assume, maybe she just was evil. - It's crazy. - Okay. You're at the gates of heaven and God turns your way. Why? Because of the stuff I do every time immediately after asking for forgiveness. I've asked for forgiveness while doing the thing. That's my go-to. Or just before I do it, mainly.
That's literally what they say, no? Oh no, they said after. Yeah, he said, yeah, yeah, yeah. What was it? Because of stuff I do immediately after asking for forgiveness. Yeah, yeah, yeah, same, same. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right before I do the consequential thing, I'll be like, Lord, forgive me. Da, da, da, da, da, da. Oh, that's what you get for never going to church. You just pray for the things that you want. Yeah, yeah. I've prayed, actually, to be fair, I've prayed for you, man, at different times. Oh, thank you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I always pray for people who break down on the side of the road. But deep down, I know that's selfish as well because that can't be me.
Can I be honest? - Yeah, of course. - Open space. - Yeah. - Every time I'm bopping down the freeway and I see someone on a boiling hot day or pissing down with rain and their hazard's on, they're just on a hard shoulder, just fucked up. I always go like this. - Swear. - I always go, bro, that's horrible. Someone, yeah, someone help this person. But I know deep down,
In the back of my mind, I'm only doing it because God's gonna see me doing that and be like, I'm not gonna do that to you because you're praying for these men over here. But I do want the best for them. I don't fucking know them. I don't know them. So I know I'm secretly doing this selfishly. So you know when people like give to charity because they think that's my good deed for the day. That's gonna go in the bank. I'm not doing it because I actually wanna help the rainforest. I'm just going in the bank. Every time I give the one cross for Donnie and Harsh Holder,
I think that's in the bank. Have you ever? God knows that. Have you ever seen? He knows it's in the bank. He knows you're putting it in the bank, bro. Which means I'm more likely to break down. Yeah. Have you ever seen, caught yourself doing that for any other reasons? Yeah. I don't know. Because I find it very, very interesting. Obviously, like you said, I've never known you've ever done that before. And obviously I know you're not a believer. No, I'm not. Exactly. So I put my phone down. It was intriguing for me. It was very intriguing for me. I don't know.
Just TV, I guess. Interesting. Yeah. I have no childhood experience or, like I said, been to church and know to be doing all this thing. I just know that's the vibe. I just know that's what them man do. You're Christian. Do you do it? Is it even a Christian thing or is it more of a Catholic thing? I couldn't answer. Fair. I couldn't answer. Yeah, I do it when a hearse drives past.
- Sorry? - When a hearse drives past. - Oh, I do do it then. - Okay. - I actually do do it then. - Oh, fair. - Yeah, you see a funeral car, ba-ba. - Yeah, I do then. - A quick tap-tap. - Ba-ba. - Yeah. - Fair. - Yeah, I do a quick, I just do them ones as well. - A quick. - Yeah. Sometimes when I'm driving, I'll do the baptism one as well. So I'll be driving, I go like that. I'm just being honest with you, man. If I'm on a 10 and two and I feel like I need to do it, I'll do the baptism just like that. - Fair, bro. - Fair. - Fair, fair, fair. - I'm sorry, that's just what I do.
You don't need to be sorry. I'm scared I'm being blasphemous. I don't think I am. I don't think I am, but I'm scared that I am. I don't think I am, but that's what I do. Yeah, if I see a hearse, real quick. I've
Let's get back to this. Let's get back to this. Let's get back to this. Because this, even though it's like slyly involved with the question of the week, it's like, it's taking a turn. Yeah, sorry, sorry, sorry. You're at the gates of heaven, but God turns you away. Why? I couldn't be shown that. That replay? Yeah, I couldn't be at the gates. Like, I wonder what they're even going to show me. And then he sees me literally pulling around in a car that's terrible for the environment.
Terrible for the environment. Air con on, windows open. - Windows down, yeah. - Yeah, windows down, air con open. And I'm breezing through and I see a Hercicle like that. - He said, "What the fuck is that?" - What was that? What was that, Jay? - Yeah. - Thought I was helping. - Yeah, Spectacles Testicles, my bro, I don't know. Wallet and Watch. - Austin Powers reference. - Yeah, that's what he does on Spectacles Testicles, Wallet and Watch. - Fair play, fair play. Okay, proper one now. - All right, sorry. - He's scared that I'll take over his gaff.
I saw, I didn't write it down. I saw one that said, why would you get turned around? It's like, for all this shit he's put me through, he would have dead looked me in the eye. - He would have died. - That was blasphemy. - Fucking hell. - For all the shit he's put me through, he wouldn't dead look me in the eye. - Right. The gates of heaven, God turns you away. Why? - For letting all these colonizers blow my back out. - Oh God. - Wow. - Oh my God.
Damn. Damn. Damn. Yeah, she likes the white guys and she hates it for herself. Yeah. It's a secret thing. Yeah. Damn. It's a secret thing. I tried to walk in with two bottles of Henny. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. This one rings true. Because I never ever round up for charity ordering KFC. McDonald's neither do I. No. Do you not? No. You don't either? No. The thing is, I'm not even expecting change.
- Shame on you, man. - Not just him. - Shame on you, man. - Merm, do you? - I don't round up when I'm at restaurants, no. - To be fair, sometimes I do, but more times I don't.
- Fair. - And that's the thing. I also haven't been to McDonald's in ages, so. Or, no, I've not been into McDonald's, I actually paid for it. - Oh, actually in, right, yeah, yeah. - Last time I got McDonald's, I probably ordered it, as opposed to going into the store to buy it. - Fair. - You're at the gates of heaven, but God turns your way. Why? 'Cause I put potatoes in his exhaust pipe. - In God's exhaust, oh, just his. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Just his. - No, God's. - Just his, just his. - Yeah, yeah. - Damn. - Yeah. - That was an OG in cartoon times, isn't it? - Yeah.
Yeah. Fair. Right. Next one. I pursued that married man. I slept with that married man and I broke that married man's heart. That's twisted. I couldn't be that man. I don't think I'd crawl out of the hole I'm in. She pursued me. I'm gassed. I broke my vows. Shouldn't have. Going to hell, obviously.
But fuck it. I'm with her now. YOLO. And she said, big man, come on. You know this was just a fake. Yeah, come on, bro. I was bored. I was bored. You were married. I was bored and wanted you to have a wife. Come on, bro. You made this decision. Yeah, you know what you did, bro. Come on, get out of here. I'll see you next week. Not even see you next week, I'm bored. Bless. Bless. That would rock me. I'm in a hole, bro. I'm in a hole beginning with K.
- Oh, it begins with K. Wow, yeah bro. - I'm gone. - I'm gone, 'cause I've lost two loves. - Yeah, lost two loves, lost two yards. Lost everything. - Sleeping my whip. - Yeah, that's great. What whip? - No, that's for the courts to decide. That's for the courts to decide. - What whip bro, everything's gone. - That will murk me. - Oh my God. - Damn. - All right, last one from me. 'Cause I told half of the people that are here, I'd see you in hell.
So off you go. Off you go. So off you go then. Yeah. You said you're going to see them there. You want to link your bedrooms, yeah? Bye. Bye. That's too much. That is too much. I'll see you in hell. I don't think I've ever said that. See you in hell. See you in hell. I'll see you in hell now. No. I have no reason to. I've said you're going to hell.
- Yeah. - Yeah, like, oh, fucking hell, you're going to hell, Jesus. You know what I mean? Like that. But like, I've never gone, I'll see you there. 'Cause that means I'm a twat. So there's no point. - I'm not gonna lie to you, bro, you don't donate to McDonald's, so. - What, that means I'm gonna burn forever. 'Cause I didn't get 19p. Nah, it'll be fine. I'll do good deeds. - Nah, I'll be fine. - Nah, I'll be fine. - I'll be all right. - Stop it! Let's get into this. - Nah, I'll be fine. - You man, where do we think?
Up or down? Oh, where do we think we're going? Yeah. Let's be honest. Is there like a neutral? That's where we're at right now. Limbo. What do they call that? It's called, what's the place? Purgatory? Am I correct? Purgatory? I have no idea. You could be correct. Purgatory. Purgatory. Purgatory.
- What? - There's a skewer store called Purgatory. - Purgatory in the Bible. - No! - Let's go. - That's limbo. - Yeah. - Wow. - You would land it right there, bro. Sorry, Bible, Purgatory Bible. - Bible meaning, biblical meaning. Christian Purgatory, borrowed English, da da da da. Passing intermediate stay after physical death for purifying or purging a soul.
Maybe. It depends what God's like. Because I've always said I don't believe in it. So what will happen? If I'm a good person, but I don't believe in him, is he just going to go, oh, you didn't believe in me the whole time. Go away. Or does he give you a chance? Does he go, oh, I'm here now. Oh, you do exist, God. Yeah, I do. And then he goes, oh, all right.
Well you believe now, you've been good, you can come in. Yeah but you're- Maybe. In theory though,
- If let's say that happened, in theory your chance is right now. - Yeah, so basically I used to go out with this girl, right? Who was really a really passionate Christian, I should say, or faithful, whatever. And she said, I used to ask this question all the time and her, I think I've said on here before, her justification was apparently everyone in their life will be given the opportunity to accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and savior. - Okay. - And then if you decide not to, then that's your business.
- So when you were like, oh, I didn't believe in you, but now I see you, I believe in you. But hey bro, you had every opportunity to accept Jesus Christ. - I'll say what, there's no need to be sarcastic, mate. There's no need to be sarcastic. Just come on, work with me here that you've not shown me anything. - Stop it. - You've not shown me anything. - You need to be sarcastic. - No, but I would hate that. - That's the funniest thing you've ever said. - If I pulled up and he said, well, you've had loads of chances. I'd say, all right, mate, what have you done?
- Wow. - There's no need for that. I say, right, I'll go down there. - There's no need for that. - So you just head straight back out the gate. - Yeah, I'd say I'll go then. I'll leave 'cause I don't wanna be in a room with you if you're gonna be like that. - Oh, stop. - It's rude. - Do you know who you remind me of right now? Remember that skit where the dad is telling off for you saying that he's not gonna get Christmas presents? - Oh yeah.
- Oh my God. I don't want to be in a room with you if you're going to be like that. That's the fucking funniest little monologue you've ever had, bro. - Wow. - That's a conversation between you and the man upstairs. - If he had the attitude like that, yeah, I'd be like, come on, mate. There's no need for this. You're supposed to be nice. You're supposed to be nice. Just having a go at everyone.
- At the gate. - That's cool. - To be fair, I don't even know. Someone told me it's gonna be St. Peter at the gate. Apparently God doesn't even do that. - I don't know. - I don't know who St. Peter is. - I have no idea. A prophet, I'm assuming? - He's not a prophet. - No? - He's a saint.
- Correct, so you literally said the same Peter. - But yeah, let's not dive into who Sam Pinter is. I think it's irrelevant, but yeah. - I have no idea. But yeah, no, I think I'm good enough. I think I've done good stuff in my life. I think he'd be like, "Yeah, you're all right." - Do you think your good outweighs your bad currently in your life at 24? - Yeah, 100%. I don't think I'm, everyone's done bad shit. Everyone has, but like nothing crazy for them to be like, "I wake up and I'm burning." Do you know what I mean? Yeah, I think I'll be all right.
I think I'll be okay. Fair enough. Yeah. I wouldn't disagree. Yeah, I just, I swear a lot and stuff. That's the only thing. You do swear quite a lot. You curse a lot, mate. All right, I just won't swear in here. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe the swearing, maybe the swearing might do me. You don't ever necessarily swear to offend people, though. I just use it. Yeah, that's just me to express myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yeah, I think I'll be fine. I think you'd be fine. Yeah, I think you'd be fine.
I think everyone here would be fine. I'm too scared of karma in this life to be burning people and treating people in a way that I don't want to be treating myself. Yeah, I try to do good. Believe I'm a considerate person. Yeah, I think I'd be all right. Fair.
- No, you disagree? - No, not with you. - Oh, wow. - He looked at me and smirked 'cause he doesn't know what I'm gonna say or he doesn't- - No, no, I was thinking about myself. I was smirking before I looked at you 'cause I was thinking about myself. - Okay. - I was thinking about my own damnation. - Okay, cool. - Your face said it all. - No, no, no, yeah, yeah. - I thought you were thinking about me. - No, well, if I was, I would smirk as well. Let's get the records right. If I wasn't thinking about you, I'd be smirking way harder.
- Okay, do I think I'd make it upstairs or downstairs? I think over my 34 years of life, I've done more good than bad. - I actually agree, not with you, but with myself, yeah. - I have done more good than bad and I feel like, I feel, again, I believe in karma as well. I'm very much a put good out into the world, good will come back to you in any form, shape or whatever. And think with that notion, if I was to go tomorrow, God forbid, upstairs.
Even though I don't pray, even though I'm not like very faithful or religious, I feel like I'm still a good person. Overall. Fair. Overall. Fair. I have a question because I was thinking about myself just down. Do you have to...
- Do you think you have to differentiate what you consider duty and what you consider kindness? 'Cause I feel like I do a lot of good in the world, but I also feel like a lot of it, I feel like I'm doing it out. It's my duty to do these things. - I understand completely because, okay. I had a conversation with my, this is gonna get a bit deep. I had a conversation with my therapist
A few months ago, I can't remember when. And I was saying to her that over the past year or so, I felt like... I said to her, again, this is me putting unnecessary pressure on myself. I said to her, I felt like I was the glue of our family. I remember you said this to me recently. Yeah. And I was saying to her that the reason why I feel like this is because I feel like I can alleviate them of any form of stress that they have because of this position I've been blessed to be in. And...
This is why I now understand your question a bit more because now do I see my kindness as a duty or am I just being kind? Because outside of my family, I still try my best to be kind and help people that I can in and around different circles that are in my life. But the people I help the most are my family. So that begs a good question. Is it duty or is it kindness? So I hear exactly what you're saying. Yeah. And there's also duty. Is duty kindness?
Because a lot of people are like, fuck that. Yeah. It's not my problem. Yeah. Good question. It's very good. I actually don't know the answer to it. Neither do I. Because I think it's a Venn diagram. It's blurred. Come on, analogies, man. Come on, maths. It's a Venn diagram. It blows two things blow into one. Yeah. I think if he's like, you're a very dutiful person and you did all the things you're supposed to do. I think I'm a shoo-in. If he's like, bro,
Realistically, you should be helping the people you love. Come on, that's bare minimum. Mm.
- Then I'll be like, ah, 19p McDonald's? - I was doing it. - I was helping more. - Yeah, I was doing it, bro. - Yeah, get in here. - After that, it's fine. - He couldn't tease me with it. No, no, no, he can't. But anyway, that was interesting. - That dutiful kindness question unlocks side of me. - Really? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dead ass. It was a good question. - Thank you, G. - It was a really good question.
- It's a thinker bro. - It is a thinker. - I don't know. Anyway guys, welcome in. - Welcome back. - The real question is if you were to head on over to patreon.com/shitscenegigs and contribute three pound a month, if you were to run the P, will we let you in or not? Question is,
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Little girly facial days. - We've done that. - God, we should go shopping one day. - That'll be an episode. - It really would be an episode. - I think it would be messy though. - Messy in terms of what? - Messy in the sense of we won't be able to control everything around us. - People? Yeah, it would be messy, but you just, like Speed does IRL streams exclusively.
- Yeah, but that's his bag. That's Benny's bag. - Yeah, I know, but you just like me to go and say like, we wouldn't get stopped anywhere near as much as he does. So you just mitigate it. Just couple, hire two security guards for the day. Have a couple of cameramen. You know exactly where you're going. If we were going to Harrods, for example, we'd be like, oh, can we have permission to do this shop, this shop, this shop? I think you can. - That's fair. Yeah, you're right. You're right. It's not just like a free for all. We'll just plan it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just plan it. Yeah.
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- When I say unconscious, I mean in the sense that you don't realize that you've done it at the time, but you realize you do it. That's what I mean when I say unconscious. So for example, mine is licking my lips. I don't mean that in any sexual form or fashion. I do that all the time. - I do that out of fear of dryness. - But I do that, that's when it's conscious. I do it unconsciously because I don't know why I do it. I just do it. - I thought you meant actually unconscious, like in your sleep or something.
- Genuinely. - How would you know that? Is that why you asked that? - That's what I thought you meant. - Sorry, lost of comms. - That's what I thought you meant. Fair. - Things that you just do subconsciously and you realize later on. - Subconsciously is the word I was looking for. I said unconsciously. That's my fault. I apologize. - I have a million, but the one that's the most annoying is I blow air
I get paranoid about shit in my teeth. - Okay. - And now religiously without even knowing I do it, I blow air through my teeth. Like that to see it. - Literally like that? - Literally like that. - I've never heard or seen you do that. - I'm off course. I go like that. - I see. - All the time. All the time. And it's jarring. - Okay. Yourself? - I do a lot. It pisses me off. Like I don't notice when I do it, but I notice when I'm editing and looking at myself. I go, I do a little,
- Really? - No squints, yeah. I do it a lot. I was a weird fucking kid and it's transferred to me now. So I do a lot of weird twitchy stuff. - Is that like, is it an itchy nose or you just do it subconsciously? - No, I just do it. - Okay. - So like, I know I just go like that a lot. - I've never noticed that either. - Genuinely. - I've never seen you do that. - And then I've recently battled this and got it out of the way. - Battled is crazy. - But when I was a kid, I used to go like that.
Like look up and blink like that. I used to get in trouble for it because people thought I was like rolling my eyes and stuff. Damn. Yeah, yeah. So sometimes I'll catch myself doing that one as well. So I'll go like that a bit. Sitting like this, I always cross my legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know why and I find that weird. Why do you find that weird? It's not really good for you, is it? It should be sitting properly and I'm just always like that.
- Fair. - A bit weird, innit? - That's not comfort. I realized one thing I do is if I'm socially anxious or uncomfortable, I have a tick and I'll do the hard blink like that.
- Oh. - Yeah, I've noticed it. I've tried my hardest not to do it, but I can't help it. - When you're anxious. - Yeah, so if we were in like a room full of strangers and I was like really uncomfortable, I would like, I do this. - You can't keep still. - Yeah, I can't keep still and I blink like that. - Oh shit, I've never noticed you do that to be fair. - Remski. - Interesting, I can't think of one.
- No. - All right, you. - Rem's just perfect. - Yeah. - No, it's not. - Rem's just perfect, not perfection. - Sorry, mate. - I can't think of something that I do. - It might come to you later on in the show or later on in the day, you never know. - Daddy Fantasy. - Ooh. - Yeah. - Yes. - Bring me in, man. - Yeah. - Remski's new to this. I ain't seen this before. - Right, so.
While you've been gone, Rem, there has been a co-host that subs in for me by the name of Daddy Fantasy. Okay. And he loves fantasy books. Is he as far as you?
Is he what? As fire? He's longer than me. He is? Yeah, because he wears glasses. Oh, all right. But thank you for saying I'm fire. And so he reads fantasy books. And basically what he does, the same way that I would break down a TV show or a movie or whatever, he breaks down his latest read in the fantasy realm. Nice. And yeah, Daddy Fantasy. So is this a story that you've already dabbled in and you're giving us an update up to this point?
So Daddy Fantasy is, yeah, going to give you an update on a book called Iron Flame, which is the sequel to Fourth Wing, which is what I read before, what he read before. Okay. Okay. Daddy Fantasy. So as a recap, as Rem was not here, we are recapping on Fourth Wing slash Iron Flame. Okay. Unfortunately, Rem, it would take four hours to go back into all the detail, but humor me.
So... So, where we're at now, quick recap from last time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dane, like, mind, like, non-consented Violet. Yes, yes, yes. And then they got...
They had the battle with the Venin. Liam's dead. Everyone is upset. Brendan's alive. Welcome to the revolution. Everything, everything. Juicy, juicy. They need to rush back for graduation. Yes. So as we get back.
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we arrive and they don't know obviously they know that they've been sent to this venin battle to die so no one's actually expecting them to return what did i say no everyone's expecting them to return but colonel atos who's dane's dad yeah he's the one who sent them there is not expecting them to return and he can't really say much if they do return because it outs him it outs him and lily has no idea that he's done that to them right yeah so now they've returned and what ends up happening after every day there will be a death toll that's red so all
so all the people in that school that have died that day or the day before they'll be read out on a big list damn yeah people die in this school so as we're going through it there's a professor who's at the front we're at graduation now everyone's getting prepared to graduate there's a professor that's saying um violet soren gale dead zayden rioson dead imogen something something dead
Zayden's like, he stands up in front of the whole school now. In front of all of them, he's like, "Oh, this is awkward." Yes, he said it, but this is awkward. Everyone's like, "What's Zayden doing here?" So he pulls up and Colonel Atos is like, "What are you doing here, big man? I thought you were dead. You've been gone for six days." And he's like, "Yeah, we've been gone for six days.
Because you sent us to a... Bear in mind, he can't say about the Venian or the Wyvern either. Zayden can't say either because they'll kill him. Because that's the secret that they've been trying to keep the whole time. So he knows...
Colonel fucked me over, but I also cannot say how he fucked me over. Yeah, so basically he's gone up there and be like, yeah, I'm not dead bro. And then he's like, so where you been for the last six days? - They're playing chess. - Yeah, they're playing chess. - So where you been for the last six days, bro? And he said, I'll tell you where I've been. You sent us to this place and we got attacked by griffins on the way. And he's like,
What the fuck? That's impossible. And we lost Liam and we lost this person. We lost that person. They died. And then you sent us, the reason we were gone for six days is because you sent us to an abandoned fucking outpost. And you left me a note saying, you can either go to the war games or you can die at this outpost, whatever you want. You can protect this village.
Or you can do your duty and abandon the village. Now, Lilith, obviously the general, is looking around like, the fuck? What do you mean you sent them to a ting? He's like, bro, he's trying to shit. I never sent them anywhere. He says, swear. He pulls out the letter from Colonel Atos, gave it to Lilith, and she knows his handwriting. So now Lilith's reading it, and she's like,
This is your handwriting, big man. You mean to tell, so she's still not understanding what he's really done, but she's turned to him and said, are you telling me that you abandoned, you told loyal soldiers to abandon an outpost to send students there
To that for what? For war games. For a little joke ting. And he's like, because he also can't be like, nah bro, because he's been sneaking out for the fucking this and that. So he's like, ah, I'm sorry, general. And she's like, are you a fucking joker, big man? And she doesn't play that. So she's, and then like, Colonel's like, nah, trust me, he's lying, bro. There's no way Griffins, because they, Zayden and, um,
Violet and everyone, they all went out with all their dragons in it. - Yes. - So now basically the Griffins are their main enemy. - Yes. - That they know of, but Griffins are much smaller than the dragons. - Okay. - So a dragon on paper should murk a Griffin. - Yes. - So Colonel Atos has been like, they're chatting shit. There's no way three of them died to a few Griffins. They all had dragons. It's not making sense. So Lilith pulls out Violet and says, tell me the truth. And then Violet's like, oh, it's true. And then Zayden already told her,
you're a liar. You need to start giving half truths. So the fact of the matter is, is that they did the first time they saw Griffins and she thought they were getting attacked by Griffins was at the lake. So she's been like, yeah, we went to the lake. We were on our way to this outpost. We went to the lake. We stopped for a drink. Me and Zayden were lips in the corner type shit. Cause this is all that happened. And then these two Griffins came out of the fucking woods. That all happened. And they attacked us and did it. And I got shanked with a poison blade.
And that didn't happen, that obviously happened along the way. The Veni stabbed her. And then her mom's like, you survived a shank from a poison blade. And she's like, yeah, she's got like bandages and shit like that. And she smirks because she's thinking, wow, I'm proud. And she says, I guess you're more like me than I thought. She says, you survived a shank with a poison blade. And her father's like, yeah, I did still. And she's like, I guess you're more like me than I thought. Smirking. So everything's gang now. She's got a little bit of approval from her mom. Zayden and them have got away with what they said. Mm-hmm.
Lilith has now gone to Colonel and been like, you're taking a fucking piss. You can't be trusted. I give you one opportunity to organize war games and you're abandoning Outpost. Abandoning Outpost, you're sending my daughter out to abandon Outpost to die, all this kind of shit. You can fuck off. So you're no longer my right hand man. I'm gonna get someone else in. You can fuck off.
So that's what happened now. Colonel Atos is fucking livid. So he pulls him to the side and he's like, you man think you're fucking clever. You man think you're fucking clever. And he says to Violet, I would hate for your mom to lose one or both of her daughters. So I suggest you keep your fucking mouth shut. Do you understand me?
and then Violet's there like, I'm trying to swing on him. Yeah, and but Conrad Aitzen's like, yeah, bro, keep your fucking mouth shut. Otherwise you're dead. And then I'm going to go find your sister. She's fucking dead. You think I give a fuck about all you Sauron girls? You can all fuck yourself, bro. Yeah, it's crazy. So anyway, graduation time now. All said, all done. And now Zayden's going to get his orders to leave to somewhere else.
Yes. And as you remember, Scale and Tan, whatever, they're connected, they're mates, so they can't be away from each other for more than three days. So Zayden gets his orders. Turns out he's being shipped off
due to Colonel Atos thinking he's a cunt, has shipped Zayden off to the furthest outpost they have. It takes a day flying to get there. - So he only has literally one day to actually do stuff. - It takes him a day to fly there. And Colonel has both given them a letter each. And it says once a week, you man can link each other.
So she's turned to him like, you know they need to see each other every three days. And he's like, that's for them to figure out. - That's not my business. - That's not my fucking problem. - They die, they die, they die. - Yeah, bro. Separation anxiety is not my fucking problem, bro. That's between you and your dragons. Once a week you can link there for two days.
It's also a day to get there and a day to get back. That's the two days. So basically what they're gonna have to do is fly. And also he separated it where they can't both fly and meet in the middle. - I was gonna say. - No, so Zayden's been ordered once every two weeks you can leave. She's been ordered once every two weeks you can leave. So they have to alternate it and she will have to go all the way to him. He will have to come all the way to her. It's gonna take a day to get there. It's gonna take a day to get back. So every time they see each other, they're gonna be with each other for like an hour.
Wow. Yeah, he's a motherfucker, bro. Wow. He's a motherfucker, bro. Yeah, he's twisted it. So, whilst all this is going on, the dragons are pissed, they're murked emotionally, and Violet is still angry at Zayden. And this is one thing that I'm really struggling to get on board with because Violet
Oh, also when they got back from graduation, Dane still doesn't think that they know that he read her mind. So he's run up to her. He thought she was dead. When she's arrived alive, he's run up to her like, Violet, Violet, Violet. She said, touch me. I'm going to cut your fucking hands off. That's what she said. Touch me, Dane Atos. I'm going to cut your fucking hands off, big man. And that's when he realized? Well, she didn't say it. Okay. Because his, for context, Dane's power is classified.
The government has classified his power because it's too valuable. The fact that he can read minds is too valuable. So they've classified his power. So even though Violet knows about it, she's not allowed to say you're a mind reader or whatever. So Dane's run up to her. Violet, Violet, I'm so glad you're alive. She said, Dane, touch me. I'll cut your fucking hands off, big man. Don't fucking touch me. And he's like, whoa, relax, relax, relax. Like da, da, da, da. Zayden's pulled up and been like, Dane, you're a pussy, old bro. Like, don't touch her. Did you not hear her? Don't touch her.
And then he wraps his arm around, 'cause you obviously, you know, Dayden is a lover of that. He wraps his arm around Violet and is like, "Don't touch my girlfriend, man." And then everyone's like, "Ah!" "What are you gonna do?" - Yeah. - Zayden says, "What are you gonna do, bro?" 'Cause Zayden's arms as well. So he knows, Dayden knows he can't, you can't do nothing. - Yeah. - So anyway.
The dragons have ex. Violet is still really, really angry at Zayden for lying about her brother and for lying about everything. Brennan? Yeah, Brennan. So Brennan's alive. Zayden's known about it the whole time. Violet's like, you're not touching me or coming near me again until you're willing to give me the whole truth. This is something I've struggled with. Reading it from Violet's POV, I really don't agree with her mentality. So basically she turns to Zayden
And she's like, if you want to earn my trust back, because then it's like, I want nothing more than to earn your trust. She said, you need to start telling me everything. And he was like, bet, I'm going to tell you everything about me. And she's like, no, no, no, no, no. You're not keeping any secrets from me. You're not understanding. You broke my trust.
And he's like, you're not understanding little girl. I'm trying to, I'm the leader of a revolution. I can't tell you everything. Certain shit is classified and I can't tell you. Plus anytime Dames puts his dirty little fingers on you, you're freeing up all the information. You're freeing up.
I can't give it a info. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Everyone will die if I start saying shit. You're so selfish. - He's very selfish. - And she's like, bro, I don't care. - I'm the focus of the book. - Yeah, I'm the man, not MC. - Tell me everything. - I'm the MC, tell me everything I wanna know. And he's like, babe, I love you. And I will tell you everything there is to know about me, but I'm not gonna risk the lives of my countrymen just so you can feel better about our relationship. - Zayden's a man. - Bro, Zayden's a man, bro. He's a man, bro.
And then, yeah, yeah, right. So, 'cause you're reading it as Violet and I'm on Zayden's side, I'm thinking, Violet, wake up. - Yeah, wake up. - Wake up, see logic. And there's even time where she references and says like, it's a logical understanding. I understand logically what he's trying to say, but this is not a logical conversation. We're talking about love. - Emotion. - And he's like, fuck love, bro. When it comes to the revolution, when it comes to my people,
Love is a joke thing. I'll die for them. So if you think me being in a good relationship is going to be enough for me to start spilling everyone's secrets, get out of your mind. But anything to do with me, you can know. Zed's the man. So anyway, she must have said, oh, there's a bit in there that I wanted to reference. She says, so this is one of their conversations, right? And he hits her with a bar. A bar. So, Violet.
That's not going to work for me. This is understand. So basically Zayden's just said, you can learn, you can know everything there is about me. I will keep no secrets from you about me, but I'm going to keep secrets from you for the betterment of people's lives. She said, and that's not going to work for me. Not this time. I can't trust you again without full disclosure, period. He blinks as though I've actually managed to stun him.
Full disclosure, Zayden, I demand like any rational woman staring down the man who kept her brother's life a secret from her, let alone an entire war. I can forgive you for keeping me in the dark before today. You did it to save lives, possibly even mine. But it's complete and total honesty from now on. Or, gods, am I going to have to say it?
Am I really about to issue an ultimatum to Zayden fucking Riosan? She knows he's a man. He leans in, his eyes sharpening. Or what? Or I'll get busy unfalling for you. I spit out. Surprise flares in his eyes. A second before a corner of his mouth lifts into a smirk. Good luck with that. I tried it for five good months. Let me know how it works out for you.
Good luck. Let me know how it works out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good luck falling out of love with me because I tried. I tried for five months. Let me know how it works out because I'm still here. Yeah. I'm still here dealing with your bullshit. Yeah. Damn. I've been trying to fall out of love with you. I can't do it.
So good, you can make all the threats you want, all the ultimatums you want. You're coming back. You're coming back to man, because I've tried to get out of this and I can't stop loving you. So good fucking luck unloving me. That's sexy. I wish you, it's too sexy. I wish you would. I wish you, can I be honest? Like I said, this is from Violet's POV. Yeah. There's certain parts Zayden says here, that if I could, there'll be a tear rolling down my thigh.
- Amanda this? - There's some part Zayden says, if I had the anatomical ability, there'd be a tear rolling down my thigh. - Say less. - Good luck. - I've been trying for five. - Yeah, I've been trying for five bro. It doesn't work. So give me all the ultimatums you want little girl. - You're coming back. - I'll see you next week. You're coming back 'cause this love's too strong for both of us.
That's sexy. Bro, this is why they fuck when they fuck. Yeah, I was gonna say. This is why they fuck when they fuck. That's sexy. Yeah, bro. But anyway, they end up having a little party. Zayden's now gone. He's basically said, keep Dane's hands off of you. And I'll see you next week, innit? Cool. And this is where we're at. This is where we're up to now. Damn.
- That's where we're up to now. - They can't go three days apart. - Yeah, bro, we'll see what the dragons have had enough already. - Yeah, I can imagine. - Adana has now gone through a period of like what they call like a rapid growth as a dragon. So basically I told you Adana's a kid, but no one knows she's a kid. And now she's going what they call the dreamless sleep, which is she falls asleep and when she wakes up, she's gonna be a fully grown dragon. - It's like a hyperbolic time chamber type thing. - Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's a bit techy now because
then no one's allowed to know that she was a kid.
They thought Adana was a breed of dragon. - Oh, so they're now thinking Adana's a completely different dragon? - Yeah, we're gonna have to, well, they don't know what they're gonna figure out. - Oh, I see. - So she's, Violet's not gonna see Adana now for two months. And when she comes back, she's gonna be a new dragon. She's not gonna be gold. She's not gonna be, she's gonna be a different color. She's gonna have a different type of tail. She's gonna look completely different. So when she comes back, people are gonna be asking questions. Where the fuck is your gold little feather tail? And she doesn't know what she's gonna have to say. - But Violet knows that
Adana's going through this transition. She knows exactly what's going on. I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's interesting. It's interesting. So yeah. Fair play. So yeah, it's going to get juicy. It sounds like it, man. Yeah, now Violet's the second year. And what Violet is now trying to do, she set herself a mission, even though Zayden's basically been like, stay away.
from anything to from dane but also stay away from anything to try and help me this revolution thing okay i know you know all about it but don't try and help because you're just gonna make things worse yeah you're gonna get in a fucking way so like let me take care of business me and brendan are gonna be dealing with shit i need you to just like be a student be a second year do you know what i mean don't get involved she's like joking so i told you she was training to be a scribe at the beginning yes and
And she knew about the Venin and the Wyvern from books that she used to read. Yes, from the pubs. Yeah. And basically she figured out the reason people are struggling so much to fight the Venin is because, I told you, the materials that they make, the wards that are based around their entire city, the material for that is what they use, the same material that they use to kill the Venin. Okay. Yeah.
Yes, that makes sense. And in order to make these wards, there's a special like crystal or a special kind of metal that's buried underground. And it has like a certain kind of spell on it or something, which is what creates the magic block around their city. Why no Vinny will ever attack their city because they can't use magic past them. Where Zayden's like little ting is, his city, they have the same crystal or stone or whatever in the city, but no one knows how to activate it.
So Violet's now set herself a mission being like, if I go into the archives, I guarantee I can find some mention of how to activate it. But she can't tell anyone a reason why she's looking at all these old ass books. - I see. - So she's got a friend who's a scribe who works in the archives and she's having to lie to her to get her access to all these old books. - Yeah, she's finna get her friend in trouble. - She is bro. - Yeah, she's finna get her friend in trouble. - She is. So yeah, that's where we're looking.
- Fair play. - That's where we're at. - Yeah, man, this is interesting. - Yeah, all right. - Development, development, okay. So far, how far into the second book are you? - Not far, like a hundred pages. - Are you more intrigued about what's going to happen in the second book or at this time in the first book, were you more intrigued then about the whole plot of the whole, or the concept of the book? - Okay, so two reasons.
education and intrigue first book because everything is new all the characters are new i'm understanding what dragons mean i understand what signets are i'm understanding what what her relationship with zayden is what dane is who lilith is i'm understanding everything i'm getting more and more intrigued everything's connecting yeah yeah this one the plot is thicker she's doing side quests zayden's gone off like plot wise i'm like oh oh oh i'm more like
The other one I wanted to read because I was thirsty for knowledge. This one, I'm like, where's it going to go? Because this is a very slow start. Like he's gone off, she's gone off, Dane's not friends, Colonel's plotting. Like everyone's kind of plotting right now, but nothing's happening. So I'm like,
Okay, I'm intrigued to read on. Okay, but I'm not like thirsty thirsty teach me more teach me more So yeah, it's like come see come saw. All right, fair play. It's good Yeah, I'm very excited for this to come out as a series because yeah, they've been saying that it's actually gonna come out a series Yeah, yeah in the works. Oh, yeah, it should be good Right. Oh, yeah. I also got DMS this week So obviously as we're recording this now basement yard episode came out. Oh, yeah the other day or whatever and
All day, it's just been DMs of like, "Cool, Bozeman Yard, like he, he, ah, like it's good." Where's Daddy Fantasy though? Why couldn't you take 10 minutes to just pause the antics? - Oh really? - And update us on Daddy Fantasy. - Oh damn. - Yeah, they're not happy. - Damn. - Yeah. - You can't stop now. - Yeah. Yeah, bro, I'm only a hundred pages in bro, like,
I've had to force myself to read this balancing this and Luwadingo. It's, it's, I'm not, it's taken a lot of my time. It really has taken a lot of my time and I've had to contemplate like, should I be watching anime right now? Should I be reading? Because the people need an update.
- Fair. - Yeah, but I'm here for it, it's cool. - You've got commitment. - Yeah, I've made commitments. I've made my bed now, I've been sleeping in it. - Yeah, you got commitments now. - But yeah, it was fun. It is fun. - Fair play. - Right, I actually have a thread if you're interested. - Of course, I'm always interested. - So this is like a similar one to ones that we've done in the past, which is literally just what's the wildest thing you've done for the kitty? - Okay, okay. - Wildest thing you've done for the kitty, started and completed an ultrasound technician's course.
- I just did the layers of this. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Ultrasound. - Yeah. Fam, started and completed an ultrasound technician's course. Insane. - That's very, very, very layered. - Yeah, bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - And completed. - Yeah, and completed. I don't think that's a quick overnighter. - Yeah, I don't think so either. - I bet you have to pay for that. Yeah, right. Wildest thing you've done for Kitty.
sat in silence in her this one's sweet wait wait wait wait wait you know what you're doing all right wildest thing you've done for kitty sat in silence in her kid's room with some tacos while he gathered his last belongings from the closet he didn't know i was there i heard the whole argument and was agreeing with him in my head she doesn't deserve you king
whilst he gathered his last belongings whilst he gathered his last belongings I sat in the youth's room wow just with nachos just bro I agree I agree with you but get your shit go I'm in here waiting
- Damn. - I promise you now there's no way I've come for cheeks. And she's told me to chill in her kid's room while her ex comes and gets his shit out the house and they're beefing. - But what are you actually doing? - I'm sitting there. If anything, I'm getting in the closet. I'm not even just, it's not enough for me to just sit in a room just in case. - Just it 'cause you never know what's in the room. He might need something in there. - Yeah, he literally might need something in there and be like, well, she's gonna be visiting me a week 'cause let me go get a teddy. And she sees a grown ass man sitting there. - Mid nacho.
I will scream, scream it back for mercy. - Yeah, he would dive on you. James, he would dive on you. Oh my God. It will take a crane to get off you. - I will scream on the first day. I'll say, "Andre, please don't." - 'Cause you know everything now. - Bro, Andre, I never even met your kid. - Oh my God. - I'm here for the cheeks. I didn't understand what was going on. - Wow. - Damn. - I couldn't be that. I don't even know who I would rather be.
In that specific- The dad or the new tank? As soon as he's walked through the door, I don't know who I'd rather be. I don't know who I'd rather be. Because both is scary. It's either too much anger or too much fear. Yeah. And you're already pent up from what this bitch has been putting you through. You've opened the door to your child's room and seen a grown ass man in there. That will spin my whole universe. I think I would go down for attempted. Yeah, same.
Because I'm leaping on him like he's an intruder. - Facts. - I went to find out you hate to fuck my girl. - Oh yeah. - No. - I'm losing it. I'm losing it bro. - I'm breaking off a knuckle in your cheek. - Yeah. - Wow. - Yeah, nah. - That's dangerous. - Right, yeah. - Wildest thing you've done for the kitty.
My friend was seeing this pastor kid. Oh, sorry. My friend was seeing this pastor's kid when we were teenagers.
One night they broke into his daddy's church and did it on the altar whilst I sat outside keeping watch. Oh my God. That's too much, bro. That's way too much. That's too much. On the altar. They broke into a church to bang. Full circle moment. Full circle. Yeah, you're going down, bro. Full circle.
and you got your boy to stand outside a church. - Yeah, yeah, just watch. It was a girl by the way. - The girl? - The girl, it was the, sorry, it was the- - The girl's girl? - The girl's brethren stood outside and kept watch. - Damn! - While the demon child took the pastor's son in there to fuck. - Damn, bro. - He's a teenager, bro. He must've been thinking, "I can't do this." She's a freak. - Freak. - Girl, you're a freak. You're a freak. - I'm never gonna get this chance again. - Wow.
Yeah, he's not getting this chance again. Yeah, damn, he can't. Wow. Yeah, he's literally willing to risk damnation. That's crazy. Right. What? What is the thing you've done for the kitty? What's an hour there and an hour back? Didn't even bust a nut because we got caught. Yeah, nah. Nah. Nah. I'll scratch the paint off the walls. That will murk me.
Because the walk there, even though it's an hour, you'll convince yourself this hour's gonna fly by. - Oh, it will feel like five minutes. - This hour's going to fly 'cause I'm so excited. - I'm so horny, bro. - I've never been so excited to scram you. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - See what I'm saying? - I'm gonna lose it. You're texting the whole time. - What the shit I'm gonna do? - Nah, bro. - Oh, it's the best. - Bro, my tour be throbbing. - To then get caught. - And then walk an hour home.
I guarantee I would stop to sit down three times on the way home. - Oh, more than that. - I'll be rocked. - More than that 'cause I've got blood loss at this point. I've got blood loss at this point. - Bro, have you, okay, have you man ever actually had like blue ball, blue balls where it aches? - Oh yes. - Yeah, it's horrible, mate. - Yes, bro. - Horrible. - The first time I experienced it was literally this night. I went to link a ting. I think it was like half an hour walk from my house. I went to link a ting, went to a yard.
Lips and lips and lips and going, going, going. Teasing, teasing. You man, I'm thinking I'm getting in between these cheeks today. And then literally just, we were about to go for it. She was like, and her mum came in. I heard her mum come in from work. Oh, from like the front door? Yeah, from the front door. She was like, and we like scrambled, guns back on.
I think I made it to the bottom of our road before the pain brought me to my knees. I'm not even fucking joking with you, man. The pain brought me to my knees. I've got cancer. The pain was so bad. You, man. - Oh my God. Wait, was it one of them ones where because Marge was out, she snuck you in for a quick deed and dip? - Yeah. - So when you were leaving, did you try and avoid the Marge? - No, no, no. The Marge knew I was in the yard. Me and my mom were calm. - Say less. - But she ain't gonna let me fuck her. - Yeah.
Yeah, me and my mum would call me. She's not going to let me fuck. Yeah, fair, fair, fair, fair, fair. So yeah, yeah, yeah. It was all like scramble, scramble. Okay. Dipped. The pain brought me to my knees. Oh. All right, last one. Wildest thing you've done for the kitty. 10th grade summer. Me and my girlfriend had nowhere to go. So I had her meet me at my great uncle's house who never really leaves the house and he's senile. I took her behind these three rundown sheds.
that he had and we had to take off all of our clothes to make sure they didn't get dirty. We're having sex right behind the sheds in the dirt. When we get done, we get up and there we are face to face with my great uncle. I have no idea how long he'd been standing there. It was so dark. He didn't even know it wasn't me. He just asked, what y'all doing back here?
What y'all doing back here? What y'all doing back here? I changed my voice and said, sightseeing. I'm sorry, sir. We grabbed our clothes and ran off naked. Oh, my heart would beat out of my chest. I just finished clapping. I turned and see my uncle there. Just like, what y'all doing back here? I changed my voice. It's hilarious. Immediately facts. The fact, seeing that is important.
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