830. Andy & DJ CTI: Trump's Official Inauguration, Georgia State Senator Assaulted And Arrested & Pope Francis Resistance To Immigration
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What is up guys? It's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realists saying goodbye to the lies, the fakeness, and delusions of modern society. And welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, Donald Trump is your president.

What? Yeah. Yeah, we're not doing the intro. That was just my intro. Yeah, that's fine. Yeah. Yeah. It is. People are mad. Bro, there's a lot of people pissed off right now. I know, I like it. There's a lot of people happy though too. A lot of people pretend like they were mad are now happy. Yeah. You see that? They're secretly like, yes. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of you pussies out there that wouldn't say anything, now y'all acting like you're on the winning team. Bank account's coming back. Yeah. Credit score. Going up. Crime going down. Money going up. Tyrants are out. Winning's coming back.

I like it. It's going to be great, dude. I mean, it's a lot of good stuff. A lot of interesting stuff to cover with the whole inauguration stuff going on. But yeah, man. It's a big day in America. It's a big day in America. Yeah. But yeah, pay the fee, guys. Yep. Share the show. Don't be a hoe. All right. Share the show. So, well, the good news is, let's start off with the topic of the day. You and I are off the domestic terrorism list. And...

I think we got pardoned by default. Yeah. A lot of people got pardoned today. Yeah. We'll talk about that. Yeah. Yeah. How does it feel to be pardoned? You know, for a second there, I almost wanted to live out the stereotype I'm supposed to and go to jail. Well, it's not too late. I mean, we figured something out. This is true. This is true. We just got to accuse you of something. You don't actually have to be guilty. It's true.

Because you're black. There was just something in me that was like, I got to go to jail. Yeah. Well, it's in your gene. It's in my DNA. Yeah. So I just don't want to let nobody down. I got a little bit of that, too. That's how I got on the list with you, bro. Guilty by association. My black half got me right there on the list with you. Well, I mean, listen, since we're going in the deep end, I wanted to show you something. Okay. You know, I...

You got Madat to thank. You know, we talked, you know, he's been doing BJJ and stuff like that. He's been kicking ass, bro. He got two gold medals this weekend. Dominating. Dominating. I'm going to see this motherfucker in UFC eventually. I'd still kick his ass. That's about as excited as this man gets. Well, so look, dude. Did you even get excited when you won your gold medals or were you just like, fuck it? I knew I was going to win. I expected it. Yeah, see? That's what true champions think. Some real shit. Yeah.

But no, I've been trying to do this little dive on martial arts and the history. I mean, it's a lot of different disciplines out there.

I didn't know that. Did you know that there is a special discipline of Jews with martial arts? Jews? There's Jewish martial arts. Did you know this? No. Bro, watch this. This shit's crazy. Are we allowed to even say Jews? Yeah. Or we get back right on the list? I'm in January 20th. I'm going to be fine. They put us on the Jew list. Well, I don't think we're ever coming off that list. But no, dude, this is crazy. So this is Jewish martial arts. Watch this.

You got all those coins. Bro, that's fucking funny, dude.

We're going to have Jonathan Greenblatt calling into the show. You motherfuckers are going on the list. Anti-Semite of the week. Jiu-Jitsu. That's pretty fucking funny, dude. Where'd my wallet go? Oh, shit, dude. That's some funny shit. I thought it was cool, man. It's a nice little discipline, dude. It's cool. You can find those disciplines in all parts of the world.

I got nothing else to say. Fuck, dude. I figured we were already there. Yeah, we are. You know, we were there. All right. Jiu-Jitsu. Oh, man. That was some good movement. You know what, man? Trained all his life. That was impressive. Yeah. That was impressive. You want to see it again? Yeah.

I'm trying to make money in 2025. That is actually super impressive. It's actually really impressive, yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. It's like a matrix. Yeah, man. For Jews. It's fucking sick. Huh? It's sick. It is. I thought it was cool. Yeah, it's not derogatory. No, and listen, it's embracing.

We're all good at something. Lift it up. Yo, man, listen, guys, we got a lot of stuff to cover today on this beautiful, sunny Monday. Got a lot of stuff to dive into. Remember, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfersella.com. You guys can find them all linked there.

You want to do this, Cruz? Yeah. All right. Seatbelts on. I'm ready. We're rolling. Let's go. Headline number one. Obviously, it's Trump's inauguration day, also known apparently as Liberation Day, as he coined it, a.k.a. Yeah. A lot of stuff happening. Want to cover firstly, get your take on this before we even dive really into any of that.

His official inaugural portrait got released, and it was definitely interesting. A lot of people obviously picked up on it, saying that it drew some comparisons to his 2023 mugshot photo. So this is his official presidential photo. Obviously, this is the mugshot.

Anything I mean does this I don't know I saw them like this dude means business. Yeah, is that okay? Okay. Yeah, I mean that's gonna hang in every federal office across the country, bro I think there's a very specific message being sent here Especially when you compare it to his 2016 Portrait where he's smiling real big. There's a 16 one. Yeah, and now he's like, you know, you know, hey fuck around I'm gonna fucking rip your balls off. Oh, that's that's what that says to me and dude, I

His whole inauguration today, the way he walked, the way he talked, the way Melania was dressed, like, I think they mean business. I think they mean some business. Could you imagine being one of these, like one of those far left people that participated in all this shit that somehow still weaseled themselves into, you know, federal agencies, right? And then this gets hung up and you know all the shit you've done and you got to look at that.

I mean, look, dude, I think the amount of corruption and crime that has happened is inexcusable. I think if he doesn't clean it up, regardless of what it takes to clean it up, regardless of the pardons issued, regardless of whatever formalities. Look, he's not even speaking on those. We got those in there. He's like, you do. Yeah. He's not even talking about that yet. Not yet. Yeah. Which tells me there's something still playing. Yeah. We'll talk about it. You know. But anyway. Yeah. It says fuck around and find out. No doubt.

100%. I got the same vibe from that. I like J.D. Vance's too, though. J.D. Vance is a cool dude. He just seems like a regular guy. Yeah, he's pretty sharp. He's smart as shit. He's pretty sharp, dude. He's smart. He just seems like, I mean, you can't be mad at this guy. Not only that, he makes logical arguments to everything that people present him with. Like, I've yet to see him get stumped or

You know, words, Alex. Yeah. Or even, even Sloan, you know, slowed down in his, in his dialogue by anybody. Yeah. So, I mean, dude, he knows what's up. That's nice. VP pick. Yeah. That's nice. Plus by picking a guy who's 40 years old, you know, and if he does a good job, you're ensuring the future of, of,

your particular area of the movement, which is, you know, we're going to have to wait and see how good that is. Are they going to do what they say they're going to do? Are they going to follow through? Are they going to hold people accountable? Are we going to remove the corruption in this country?

That all needs to happen. And if that happens, then you do have a young person in J.D. Vance that can pick up the torch and carry it from there on. And keep moving it. Which I think is what's necessary. We need younger people. Of course. Running the country, bro. This country was not built by fucking 80-year-olds. It just wasn't. No. I think that 40-year age, that's a good start. Yeah. 40 to 60. Yeah, for sure. But yeah, so you got President Donald Trump. He's back in, man.

The Don is back. Yeah. So they got officially sworn in today. Yeah.

At noon Eastern time. Now, we know his cabinet picks. I got a bunch of them. We've covered a lot of their selections here on the show in the past couple of months. Pete Hexeth, he got the defense secretary position. Tulsi Gabbard, she's going to be over DNI. Kash Patel, FBI director. John Ratcliffe for CIA. I mean, a lot of good picks on here. A lot of good names on here. Pat Bondi, she killed it. We'll cover her a little bit later in the show as well.

You know, but it's been a very eventful day so far. So, you know, part of the ceremonies and, you know, kind of, you know, charades that happens during these days, you know, Donald Trump, he arrives at the White House, gets greeted by the outgoing president. Joe Biden had two words for him. I don't know if you saw this little interaction. This was interesting. Let's check this clip out. Trump pulls up. Welcome home. Fucking piece of shit.

Dude, Melania looks like she was standing on business today, too. Bro, she looked like fucking Darth Vader. Like, for real. Like, she's terrifying today. And she's beautiful. Beautiful woman. Dude, look at the... Look, man, gotta pause this here. Okay, look at the difference between Jill Biden and Melania Trump. Jill Biden looks like she came from fucking...

Chuck and clams. Dude, I don't know where she comes from. She looks like the Wish First Lady. And then you got Melania Trump who looks like she's a fucking icon. You know what I mean? It's a big difference. Yeah, it's a huge difference. It's a difference the way they carry themselves, how they dress, how they stand. I mean, it's like we're getting rid of a couple white trash fucking people occupying our highest office and replace them with some...

Truly classy people my opinion no one's a person. I mean decency is back right I mean I would use as you know the adults are bucking charge. Yeah, right right fuck out here Yeah, I'm glad we don't have to see get KJP anymore. Oh my goodness stupid little fucking Raggedy Ann looking ass

Now, you mentioned a couple of people's outfits, which I thought was interesting. Look at them. Like, look at them. Like, Joe Biden don't even know how to walk in fucking heels, dude. Well, she's probably still hungover from last night. There's no doubt about that. It's just...

Gross. Yeah. Now, you brought up Melania's fit. There was definitely some interesting outfits. People have been hearing there on her fit. Are we going to do the fashion? Are we going to talk about fashion? We're not going to go deep. I did just want to bring this up because, I mean, you do talk about this. I know we got a lot of young men listeners. And you do talk about presence and how you carry yourself. And, you know, you can get snazzy. You know what I'm saying? It's important. Did you see Senator John Fetterman?

Yeah. Bro. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just like, it's, you're a grown ass man, bro. Yeah. And you're walking up with fucking shorts and fucking on clouds. Yeah. To a presidential inauguration. Yeah. He's, and you sit front fucking row. Yeah. Like he's at a fucking high school basketball game, bro. Yeah.

Like, where are we at? Not where we should be. I don't know if this dude, like, does he think it's like, that's not, I, I don't know. I don't know much about him. I mean, I know that he, he had that little health scare situation or whatever. That don't matter. I mean, look, dude, it's not, it's not good. It's not representative of, of the position that he's holding.

It's a joke. Yeah. No, it's a joke, but that's all the fashion room. I mean look dude I wear workout clothes to work, but I own a fucking workout company. It makes sense You know I'm saying when I leave the house to go to dinner I dress up you know what I mean like guys just a fucking I don't know well read the room, bro I think that's really what it comes down to you. Are you like it just didn't I don't know I

That's all the fashion I got for you on that. Now, I do want to bring this up too because we have talked about this man many times. And we've been talking about his kind of turn... Not this man, another guy I'm about to show you. We've been talking about his kind of turnaround. He's coming around the corner a little bit. He's been doing some BJJ. We're talking about Mark Zuckerberg. I think he's finally...

went over that hump. He's definitely taking some testosterone or something. He's getting something in. Yeah, because he was checking out those boobies. Bro! Zuckerberg staring at Jeff Bezos' fiancee, Lauren Sanchez, during Trump's inauguration goes viral. Yeah, it's hilarious. He's full-fledged, bro. Bro, it's not the photo, it's the video. You gotta watch the video. The video of it's so funny because he looks and then he smiles real big. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Dude, it's so good. See if you can find the video. No, he wouldn't have done that two years ago. You know what I'm saying? This is a different Zuck. Zuck's ready to fuck. That's what it is. The testosterone's flowing. Yeah, I don't... Who's got more money, Bezos or Zuck? Oh. I think Bezos is richer than Zuck. I think Bezos, yeah, by a lot.

By a lot. Yeah, I think because of Facebook, most of their inventory, I mean, most of their money is just like ad money. You know what I'm saying? Bezos, I mean, he's got infrastructure. I bet he's going to yell that when he gets home. Oh, for sure. Yeah. I mean, but listen, I mean, you know, it's hard to not look at stuff you don't got, you know? I mean, they're definitely on display. Well, that's the other piece. I mean, I think that was a little trashy on her end. Yeah, well. You know.

You're going to a fucking presidential inauguration, got lace front. Got your titties out. Yeah, like, come on. Yeah, here's the video. Oh, bro, the guy behind him's getting wrapped into the photograph. He didn't do anything. He was just getting a scratch on his eyebrow. Bro, that is great. Yeah, that's funny, dude. The video's funny. That's great. I'm not even mad at him, bro. Hey, have a look.

It's time to grow up. It's time to grow up, son. Let me talk to you about the birds and the bees. Yeah, man. I thought that was cool. It just shows you, bro. No matter how much money you got, people still like boobies. You know what I'm saying? Like, it don't matter. Yeah.

Yeah, I thought that was funny, though. But other things were going on. So you got the inauguration, right? A bunch of people were there. Bezos was there. Zuck's obviously there. A lot of celebrities. Heads of states from other countries were there. You got Mad Dog Hillary Clinton.

I was shocked to see her in there. I was shocked when they brought her out. Well, she knows you got booed. Oh, she did. Yeah. Did you see that? No. Yeah. Hillary Clinton got booed. Um, you know, they, they tied them both in, um, Sam bill and Hillary Clinton and Mike Pence, um, got booed by MAGA fans as they entered the Capitol rotunda. So, you know, the event was being streamed. They moved it indoors because of the, the temperature and the wind and all that stuff outside. Um,

I have people telling me it was actually for other reasons. Yeah, I was told the same. Okay. All right. You know, and it wasn't just because of the weather. But they moved it inside. And so what they did was they set up a bunch of different locations that were kind of just live streaming the event going on. And so, yeah, so there was a shit ton of fans who were in one of the viewing locations. And when they announced they were coming, I mean, it was fucking insane. Check this video out. I mean, rightfully so, right?

Well, I mean they've done nothing but destroy America's culture and Intentionally for years and years and years since 2008 we've had nearly 20 years of destruction from the same group of people I mean, I think booing is very polite considering what they actually deserve my opinion for sure Well, I'm like only part that I didn't like was the fact I mean it wasn't like they were piping the music in from the audience So it's like they don't know they were getting fucking boo. They're walking like they're the shit still doesn't stink. I

And I don't think they were booing Bill. I think he's fine. But, I mean, Hillary definitely got it. Did you see that the fucking one of the sources for the Epstein story

Who was it? Someone involved in that Epstein case said that it's going to come out here any day in the D class that Bill, Bill Clinton was the number one pedophile at Epstein Island. No shit. Yeah. Oh man. Not my words. That's what they said. I have to retract my statement there. Yeah. We'll see when that, I mean, we'll see. Um, man, so I mean the inauguration went smooth. Uh, Trump delivered a great speech. I thought, I mean, it was actually one of the shorter ones, but I mean, I thought he did really, really well. Um, in the speech. Um,

A lot of stuff still on the agenda while the show's going on. Apparently, he's set to sign over 200 executive orders on day one.

Which is it's a lot I'll be honest and I think here's my fear is that like my personal issue? Like yeah, I have no problem giving some criticism on Trump. Okay Well, we're gonna have to that's what we do. I mean, that's what we do. Look dude If we want the country to actually be free, we're gonna have to call it as we see it No matter what 100% bro. My only issue I mean 200 executive orders stuff gets lost in the sauce. You know I'm saying so it's like

You know, we complained about Biden doing 48 on day one. You're doing 200. You know what I'm saying? Like, you have like we got to be careful, man. There's a lot of hypocrisy going on with that. You know, so we'll see what those 200s are. We know a couple of them so far that he's taught. Well, I think there's a lot of things that need to be corrected. You know, I don't I don't know what they all are.

I don't know what all the 200 executive orders are, but I think there's at least that many things that need to be fixed. Yeah, for sure. But that's what I'm saying. Like, what is it? Yeah. What is it? We don't know all of it, but we do know a couple of those things. One of those things being he's vowing to release and declassify the JFK, RFK and MLK assassination files in a massive transparency push.

What do you think? What's your thoughts on that? Well, I think it makes him a huge target for the CIA. Yeah. And I also think that that is not enough transparency to regain the trust of me in the government. You know, maybe the average person who doesn't really pay attention, but I feel like it could go one of two ways. I think if you're going to have...

the trust be restored in our country you're going to have to have a massive declassification of all the they've lied to us about which is right okay we we fund the government it's our money it's our country you represent us is not them that should be able to decide what we get to know and not know we should get to know everything and then decide what's important and what's not important okay um and i feel like this could be

throwing up a bone, like, hey, we told you this, but what about all this too? Well, you don't need to know that. And I just don't think that that's the way it should be handled. I think we need a massive declassification. It needs to go across many different

and, you know, centuries of time so that we can know the truth about things that have been going on because otherwise we're not going to believe the government no matter how many executive orders he signs. And what I'm afraid of is he comes in and...

you know, makes the economy better. Everybody starts making more money and people kind of forget about what's out there in terms of resistance to our country, meaning the communist insurgency that we just had to deal with for fucking 15 years, 16, almost 20 years. And then we get back complacent. Yeah. And,

And part of me wonders if that's his job to do. Like, is that what he's here to do? Is he here to rally, rally everybody up and then drive us into a situation, you know, that is a technocratic surveillance state? You know, that's what a lot of people think. A lot of people think that he is part of the cabal and that he is going to come in. His job was to rally and get everybody hyped up behind him, you

He's going to come in and basically, you know lower the economy to heal and things to get better and then use this, you know connection of Bezos Zuckerberg Elon to usher in new technology that is just going to create a more of a surveillance state take away more freedoms digitize everything and

If that's the case, this isn't good for us. You know what I mean? I don't believe that's the case. I pray that it's not. I hope it's not either, but I'm just saying there's a lot of people that think that. Yeah, for sure. And I think that if he comes in and he does what he's supposed to do,

He declassifies, he, he, he deports, he creates, you know, a better education system, a better accountability for crime, makes our city safer, fixes the economy. I think those are things that have to happen regardless. And, and I think it's our responsibility during this next four years, resist the, the,

Pushing of a technocratic surveillance state if that's the direction that it goes towards even more Yeah, so who's enough? Yeah, and we're gonna have to wait and see we're gonna have to wait and see what happens You know AI is a big point of contention for a lot of different reasons I mean dude look man just in the last two years that AI has really been around. I mean there's videos on the internet of

Well been around to us. There's videos on the internet. You can't fucking tell their AI like it's getting really good Wait, wait until two years from now, you know, there'll be no actors There'll be no influencers anymore because all the influencers would be fucking fake people Because they make these people more perfect than the people that exist in reality So it's gonna be a really interesting four years and

But here's something that people need to keep in mind is that nothing is going to change unless culture changes and that means the individual has to change and that's a message that we've echoed on this show since the existence of this show is that personal excellence is the ultimate rebellion and if Individuals don't take the responsibility seriously to make money be fit be healthy be unified You know

Be educated be intelligent know what's going on get involved in your community Be a good example for the people around you for your own family your neighbors your peers at work all of these things have to happen on an individual level for this country to get back on track and I You know the way that the country has been indoctrinated for the last 20 years or so is

has really been like, let's wait for my person to get an office and then things will get good for me. Well, you know, four years from now, my guy, I'll be back and then things will get good for me. And we have all these people who are putting themselves in this like wait state, you know, like let's wait and see, or let's wait and push through. And, um,

That's only creating more of what these people want. They want inaction. They want poverty. They want sickness They want people not paying attention. They want people drunk on the comforts of life that are inexpensive, right the shitty food Alcohol, you know drugs they they consistently wanted that for a long time and I think there's a lot of Good things happening. I'm definitely not dooming and glooming. I think there's great things happening however

it's still going to come down to the individual taking up the responsibility of being an American citizen and living that standard day in and day out. And if that doesn't happen, nothing's going to change anyway, no matter what executive orders he passes, no matter what he discloses. So the health of this country is in our hands. And I see the next four years as an opportunity for all of us to capitalize and

and put our culture in a place where they can't push us back to this communist shit again, right down the road. So, you know, I don't know. There's a lot to be said for everybody's part in this, but you know, we have to understand that as citizens, there's a responsibility that we have and we have to take responsibility for our own lives in order for this country to be great. That's the truth. And that hasn't happened in a long time. I think the other thing too, that like,

It does give me hope.

And and that you know Trump's gonna do some do some necessary shit that needs to be done And the oh, you know that what I use is a sign on this is like to see the reaction of the people who have been committing these things Right. It's like the first day. I want to point you to and I sure if you saw this federal employees quietly edit job descriptions to protect roles from Dodge scrutiny this just came out from CNN and

A few days ago, but apparently people are going in the database, federal employees are going in and they're changing their description of their jobs, changing the names of their jobs to kind of shield them from any type of, you know, scrutiny that's going to come from the new Department of Government Efficiency.

So, I mean, you see stuff like this and people are definitely freaking out because they know the fucking whip's coming. You know what I'm saying? They know it's coming. You can see it through actions like this or more recently. And I know this is on everybody's, you know, they got to cover this. We're going to cover it. President Biden preemptively pardons General Mealey, Anthony Fauci and January 6th committee members. This came out this morning. OK, hours before the inauguration. 20 minutes.

No, no, no, no. I'm sorry. It was like 7 a.m. This was ours. His family was 20 minutes. But he pardoned these people at 7 a.m. this morning, okay? Several hours before the inauguration where he completely pardoned these people. And it was a full sweeping preemptive pardon. This was the memorandum that got released at 7 a.m. this morning. And, you know, it's interesting. Yeah.

And obviously the main question here is, okay, well, I mean, if they didn't do anything illegal, then what's the pardon for, right? It's interesting.

Well, they did do something illegal and they know they did shit illegal. And so does Biden. All those people did. They pulled a fucking coup. They stole election. They pulled a coup. They engineered a quote unquote pandemic. They tried to usher in a agenda 2030 driven by the World Economic Forum. They committed crimes against humanity. They they made people they lied to people about what therapeutics were effective. They put people in fucking jail like the.

Those that group of doctors that was basically at the front line doctors and they took away their medical licenses like Doctors that were prescribing ivermectin were getting their medical licenses take away pharmacists were calling the fucking federal government on doctors who were prescribing hydroxychloroquine and

Ivermectin to people and getting their fucking medical licenses revoked pharmacists were doing that for saying the truth Yeah, we're saying that no bro, and it was an example. First of all was crimes against humanity Second of all, it was an example of mass formation psychosis like what's-his-face was saying on you know what it was people didn't give a fuck that was right or wrong they just wanted their shit to be right right you were gonna fucking do what I say like the amount of

The amount of power hungry citizens that came out of the woodwork to try to force people to do things is fucking absolutely disgusting. And quite honestly, it changed my viewpoint on humanity and our country as a whole. I no longer look at those people as people that I can deal with because I

If something were to happen again, those people have already shown their true colors. They will tell on you. They will fucking get you put in jail. They will ruin your life. They will kill you if you go against their... And these are the dumbest motherfuckers in society. Okay? If you fell for this shit, you're a dumb motherfucker. That's it. Okay? You don't have the...

capacity to think critically. You don't have the capacity to work through and think logically. And that proved it. That proved it. You were willing to disregard family members. You were willing to ruin relationships. You were willing to call the police on people who didn't do what the fuck you wanted them to do. Those people are not safe to be around. They're

they are not safe they are not your friend they are not your family they are not safe to be around you should not trust them and i believe that and i'll always believe that bro what it was it was people i'll never ever ever forget it dude well what it was bro it was people who were always picked last for kickball getting the captain of the team spot that's what it was yeah you know what i'm saying they used it yeah you know what i mean like i don't know the amount of abuse that we took

Was insane. And we were right about fucking all of it. They try. I mean, listen, I remember firsthand because I had my first daughter during the COVID shit. They almost didn't let me see my daughter during the delivery room. Bro. You know what I'm saying? Like they force. They forced one of my best friends to watch his dad die on a fucking Zoom call.

It's insane. They forced another friend who had someone die. They weren't allowed to have a fucking funeral. Yeah. Okay? This is the hysteria that was caused by these people who just got pardoned, and they caused it intentionally to disrupt 2020 so that fucking Trump wouldn't get reelected. Yeah.

But I mean, dude, the individuals that did it, I'll never forgive them. I'll never forgive them. I hope they figured it out. I hope they've come over to the fucking good side. I hope they've realized it. But unless those people sit down with me and have a fucking real apology to me, I don't

I'm never gonna trust them again. I know those people are off the fucking team. They're off the team forever I'm not letting them back in my life because they're fucking dangerous and you should think about that too Those people would fucking turn you in to a fucking concentration camp Think about the the crazy shit that we just went through over the last four years think of how close we were to becoming legitimate like fucking

a communist country where they're fucking genociding people because they didn't want to take a fucking vaccine or they didn't want to you know wear a mask or they didn't want to tell their employees that you fucking don't have a job it was an intentional play dude to ruin the economy and there's a lot ruin the economy steal the middle class like joe biden said in his exit address

He's like, we have the largest middle class. We created the largest middle class. Yeah, you didn't create the largest middle class by bringing people up. You created the largest middle class by stealing everybody's fucking money during COVID. And middle class equals low class. Yes. That's really the truth. No, middle class is not. They took people who were above middle class and pushed them into middle class and then ran on that and said, oh, we created the largest middle class. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. No.

No, he didn't. Created more poverty. Well, the thing that was interesting, too, like with these pardons that he put out, you know, specifically on this first set, you know, in the memo he says...

In certain cases, quote, in certain cases, some have even been threatened with criminal prosecutions. Who has been threatened with criminal prosecutions? Because, like, Trump hasn't showed his cards on this at all. Not fucking once. You know what I'm saying? Like, who's threatening them? Nobody's threatened. There's been no fucking filing of documentation. I don't know. We've been saying they should go in a fucking public execution. The people have for sure. The people have for sure.

But there hasn't been any official fucking documents that have been entered. You know what I'm saying? Nobody's actually started the processes on this. You're preemptively pardoning these people for stuff that apparently they didn't do at all. Well, and it goes back to 2014, which shows you when they started planning all of this. It's a slip. Yeah. Like, bro, who, how? One of the other pardons, I don't know if you saw this one, but one of the other pardons, he pardoned that Capitol Hill cop that shot and killed Ashley Babbitt.

He put he put him into the sweeping preemptive pardons. And then minutes before the inauguration, as you alluded to, Biden announced blanket pardon for his brother, James, burying family influence peddling probe for good.

I don't think these pardon... I don't think... Listen, dude. They can't stand. No, I don't think they should stand because I think what should happen is there should be an investigation to prove that 2020 election was stolen, which it fucking was. Which would invalidate his presidency. Correct. And invalidate the pardons. 100%. Yeah. Also...

Pardons don't apply to crimes against humanity. So there's still hope here. And also, they don't apply to state level. Okay? If the state's took it up on their own. Yes. Which they're doing it already. Florida's already doing it. Well, you know what my take is on all of this? What's an admission of guilt?

They would have been better off not doing it because now you got everybody stirred up about the shit again. Bro, like my thing on this, bro, like here's my thing. Let's say, let's say, you know, they don't go that route with, you know, he wasn't really the president. Even if all of that was true, knowing what we know,

With the shit that these people have done, fuck those pardons. Yeah, I agree. Fuck them. They mean absolutely nothing. The amount of damage and destruction has been done. I agree. And they will do it again. And what it shows is that people can commit literal treason against the people of this country and get away with it by just saying, oh, well, you pardoned. And by the way, not only did they fuck us all, they fucking stole all our fucking money too. And tripled it. Yeah. Fucking quadrupled it, bro. Yeah.

It's insane, man. So, I mean, a lot to still come. I know with the pardon situation. I don't think Melania Trump is thinking about pardons right now. She doesn't. I don't think she's trying to kill a fucking husband. I don't think Donald Trump is either, dude. I think we're going to see some fucking some head whacking happen here. Bro, you know, I was watching when I was watching the speech, you know, and you see the crowd stand up and shit and you look behind them and you see fucking the Biden, you see the Obamas and

You see the fucking Clintons and shit. Yeah. Part of me was just hoping, bro, that Trump would just be like, you know what? And we're going to start. Arrest them all. We're going to start right now. And like, bro, I was praying for that. Yeah. It might still be my, you know, tin hat, tinfoil hat stuff. But man. Bro, those people deserve to be in fucking jail. They deserve to be in jail forever. And that's being light. That's being light. The Clintons, the Obamas, the Kamalas, the Bidens, they all deserve a fucking traitor's sentence.

We all know what that is. They all deserve it. Because the disruption that they fucking caused over the last 20 years, most people still don't understand. Most people don't understand that the fucking Russia collusion was made up by Hillary Clinton's team. Bullshit.

all ran with it and then they prosecuted this dude they fucking embarrassed them they dude they tried to bankrupt them and then they're all sitting there like oh this is just politics as usual no fuck you i'm gonna tell you this if that were me i'd be like yeah those partners don't care it's probably why i'll never be president but i fucking look at him and be like yeah fuck those pardons public executions today and then i would get on tv and i would say

This is why we did that. No one's ever doing it again. No, I'm not trying to stay in office. Yes, we're going to continue the rules of this country, but those people do not abide by the rules of the country. We're going to have accountability. And so if you ever think you're going to do this ever again, this is what will happen to you and set a precedent for what happens to fucking traitors. These people are traitors, dude. Straight up.

Yeah, I mean, you know, look at him sit there and act like they're like you don't get to fucking safe, bro. You don't get to do what you've done to this country and then sit there and act like this is politics as usual. Joe Biden, you look like fucking people from Walmart. That's the fuck she looks like. New logo or old logo? No, she's old. She's the old crusty logo. She's the old clammy logo. Fucking clamshell clamshell. Fuck.

They're so nasty. She's fucking do she fucking looks like a people of Walmart trying to fucking I Can't stand them dude I can't stand their whole group those people have caused more pain to the American citizens than any outside fucking army has ever caused They kill more people than any fucking outside army American yes Americans letting the fucking crime happen letting like dude what the fuck I

And then, oh, we all pardoned ourselves? How about no? And then we see all these same fuckers who censored Trump, kicked him off the platform, fucking donated all the money to fuck him, blah, blah, blah, all sitting on his side. Trump better not make the same mistakes that he's made, dude. I hope not, man. Because this is the same shit he did last time. He let all these people get close to him, and then they all fucked him. Well, I think the important thing, and you talk about this a lot too, man. Like, I mean, just on some real, like, truth here. You know what I'm saying? It's okay to make a mistake.

But you got to learn from it. You know what I'm saying? I think that's one thing. I mean, he's admitted that. You know what I'm saying? It's like there's things that I didn't know. All the censorship that we faced for the last fucking four years is sitting right there in that picture. Right there. Right there. I mean, Elon Musk, you can't really hard him too much. No, but that's fucking Google, dude. Google. Meta. Yeah, fuck, it's all there. You know? So, I mean, listen, America is back maybe.

No, America's only back if the American citizen is back. That is it. Okay? If the American citizen does not fucking take responsibility for their own existence, America is not back. No politician's going to change it. Yes, Trump's going to come in and change some laws, change some rules that are going to be beneficial. They're going to create more opportunity. They're going to allow people to chase the American dream a little bit more freely. But we have a long way to go to ever be considered free, especially when the tax code is the way that it is. And I've heard very,

very little talk about reducing the income tax to where it's not oppressive to the citizen. Where are we talking about that? The income tax should be fucking eliminated. The one guy who was talking about the income tax being eliminated and brought down at 10% is basically kicked off the Department of Government Efficiency now, and Vivek's going to run for governor of Ohio. So, like, what are we talking about here? I got my concerns, bro. You know what I'm saying? But the reality is, is that...

If American citizens don't stand up and they don't do what it is they need to do, they don't take responsibility for their own lives, and they continue to say, oh, well, Trump's in, things are going to be good, and think that your entire existence depends on one man thousands of miles away from you, and you're going to give up and defer responsibility for your own existence. If that's the case, dude, America's going to be shit.

That's it. So the way it's going to get better is for us, the people, to take back our lives. And that has to happen. Yeah, that's real shit, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Down in the comments, let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments. This first comment comes from Michael Apurek.

April, April, whack April wick. Yep. He says a five foot five guy here. Can't confirm. We're mad all the time. Well, at least he's honest is what it is. Yep. All right. Appreciate you, Mike. Yep. Sorry. I make shoes for that. Yeah. This next one. Oh man. I almost read this one wrong. Stiff sock. Two Oh one.

Stiff Sock? Why is that your username, bro? What is that? Stiff Sock? I don't know. What's he got to say? Let's see what he has to say. Stiff Sock 201, he says...

It is, what's that, 1004. My wife is Italian-Brazilian. She's the love of my life. She's beautiful, smart, hardworking, and again, beautiful. She's right behind me holding a cast iron pan. I love her very much. I'm so lucky to have her. She's got retard strength. She is a fantastic cook and is one of the most creative people I know. If I said anything bad, she's going to beat me with that retard strength and cast iron pan. I love her very much.

Yep. I mean, Italian Brazilians are pretty rough mix. That's an interesting mix. That's an interesting mix. This guy, I think this is a cry for help. Oh, man. That's a rough. Yeah, that sounds like a cry for help. Somebody go check on Stiff Sock over there. Blink twice. Yeah. Let's do a courtesy check on him. Welfare check. Yeah, man. All right. Last one. This is from at Beekeeping69.

He says, down to gas station rhino pill with the great first form energy and got my shit looking like Mike Tyson's neck. Ready to pedal fit out my Hellcat not registered in my name. Bro, what is wrong with these people, man? Pedal fit. What's a rhino pill? It's a dick pill. Yeah. That's an interesting combo. Did you write this comment? No. Yeah, the Hellcat gave it away, man.

No. I will say this, though. I got my shit looking like Mike Tyson's neck. Oh, man. All right. That's cool, man. Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, rhino pills for everybody.

Our people are interesting, man. They're interesting. Guys, we do appreciate you, though. We appreciate you for being real-ass fans. Keep liking, commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest episodes from Real AF. With that being said, let's keep this cruise moving. We want to do a little, let's go back in time a little bit because we got to cover these. We didn't get a chance to last week.

Some of the nomination hearings were interesting. A lot of good stuff. There were some weird stuff going on, though. I want to go first. Did you see this senator down in Georgia? He's a state senator for Georgia who was basically the leader trying to get Fannie Willis out of the prosecutions and stuff like that for Trump.

He got assaulted and arrested while trying to enter the Georgia House chambers. Did you see this? This is interesting. And I got some thoughts on this, but let's dive into this. So he posted this tweet. Senator Colton Moore. Senator Colton Moore, who exposed and defeated corrupt district attorney Fannie Willis last year, has been arrested by the anti-Trump Speaker of the House,

Colton is being held in the same Atlanta jail as President Trump. This was tweeted from his profile. We are working to ensure his expedient release. Please pray for all of those standing up for our freedom and peace for all Georgians. Team Moore. Here's the clip. Check this out. Hey.

I represent 200,000 people in Northwest Georgia who duly elected me to be here today. He shows some restraint. I whooping that old man's ass for real. He wanted to, you could tell. And that ain't no little dude, bro. No, but that's, that's what got me like, bro. Like, how'd you fall? Like, well, there's fucking, I mean, he tripped over the sign behind him.

And you got 16 state troopers there. It's true. So they arrested this guy? They arrested this guy. Really? He's an elected member of Georgia. So these guys are just arresting whoever the fuck disagrees with them? That's what I'm saying. And nobody talked about this. That's why I'm like, I saw him. I'm like, what the fuck is going on down in Georgia right now? I don't know. I don't know. That's weird, though. It's weird, man. I'm surprised he didn't get up swinging. Bro, I would have. Self-defense. Self-defense.

Yeah, but you got to be careful what you're doing in there. I also wanted to bring in, too, we talked about it a little bit, Pam Bondi. I know our buddy Eric Schmidt's a big fan of her. I know they've worked closely. When he was the AG here, she was the AG of Florida. There was some cool dialogues. I didn't know much about her, to be honest. I really didn't. But I watched through some of her videos.

or nomination hearings, and I thought she was pretty cool. Let's check this clip out. This was one of her exchanges. This happened last week. Check this out. Today, after I gave an opportunity to study overnight. So can you tell me in this committee what the Citizenship Clause of the 14th Amendment says?

Senator, I'm here to answer your questions. I'm not here to do your homework and study for you. If I am confirmed as Attorney General... You're the one asking for a confirmation vote, ma'am. Hey, you cut me off. Can I please finish? What does the 14th Amendment say? Senator...

Senator, the 14th Amendment we all know addresses birthright citizenship. I have been a state prosecutor. I have been a state AG. I look forward to even given your remarks today, working with you and the people of California if I am confirmed as the 87th Attorney General of the United States of America. I didn't take your homework assignment. I'm sorry. I was preparing for today.

Pretty badass. You know she's 60 years old. Shut the fuck up. Yeah. She's 60? Yeah. 59 years old. She must got some black in her. I don't know. She don't look 59. No, man. She's 60? 59 years old. Oh, man. No. Yes. And these dudes are in here talking to her like she's some 25-year-old bimbo.

She's like, I'm sorry to take your homework assignment, dickface. She's dick. Yeah, I like her, though. She's cool. Yeah, she tells these motherfuckers what's up. Tells them how it is. Sorry to do your fucking homework, asshole. I'm here for this. Yeah, you know what I mean? I don't know. I thought that was pretty fucking cool. She seems like a good pick. She seems reasonable. Other things that were going on. Well, I mean, think of what we just had. Yeah, that's true. You know?

Fuck that's true now. I mean now the reason I other reason I wanted to bring her up to though is because you know We talked about this accountability part. She's gonna be crucial in that I

you know what i'm saying as the the federal ag i mean she's going to be very very crucial in that process um and so it's going to be interesting to see i mean i don't know if this is more of like a warrior loyalties lie type of thing but i don't think these are like traditional times bro i don't think so either you know and so it's like you can't use traditional methods and you can't go like traditional means traders to claim pardons for themselves she's gonna be crucial listen dude the fact that we have a group of traders that just pardon themselves

is unacceptable. Right. We did nothing wrong because we said we did nothing wrong. Yeah, that's right. Fuck you. Bullshit. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. So, I mean, it's going to be very, very, very interesting to see, um, what she does, man, and how she reacts. Uh,

And that's what they were trying to grill her on. I don't think it worked. I mean, I think she held her on and, you know, she's in. So we'll see. Like I said, I just want to do a little quick follow-up on that. That's headline number two. Not too much there. But let's go to our third and final headline. We're going to go travel the world a little bit, check out some other places. But headline number three. This is an interesting one. I'm going to show you this, okay? And then I want us to guess what happens next, okay? Headline number three is Pope Francis.

Resistance to immigration is a primal reaction. Okay. Pope Francis has reiterated his call for a more welcoming attitude towards migrants, insisting everyone has the right to dream of a better future. Yeah, create a better future. Where the fuck you're from? He says certain populist political regimes, as well as certain liberal economic approaches, maintain that an influx of migrants is to be prevented at all costs.

The Pope's laments in a new encyclical letter titled Brothers All, meaning the great numbers of lives are at stake. He says he wants to ask everyone to move beyond those primal reactions because there is a problem when doubt and fears conditions our way of thinking and acting to the point of making us intolerant, closed, and perhaps even without realizing it racist, he warns. In his way, fear deprives us of the desire and the ability to encounter the other.

What do you think happens next? What should happen is, you know, all the migrants that come into Italy should be hurdled into or rounded up and put into the fucking Vatican and have him care for him if he loves him so much. Well, that's funny because, you know, the migrants tried to do that. You know what happened? They probably arrested him. Vatican promises stiff penalties for illegal aliens crossing its border. Yeah.

Yeah. It's funny how all the people. No, bro. Listen, it's funny how all the people who fucking advocate for migrants to be in other people's countries don't let them in their own. Right. They don't let them in the Vatican. They're not letting them in Israel. But every fucking Israeli guy is about, oh, you're a racist. If you don't want. How the fuck are we racist? We don't want fucking those motherfuckers in our country. But you live in a fucking ethno state. Right. How come China's not taking them?

How come India is not taking them? Why is India made up of Indians? Why is China made up of Chinese? Why is Japan made up of Japanese? Why is fucking every Arab company country made up of fucking Arabs? Why is that? Why is it that only Western Christian nations are told that they have to bring in all these migrants? Where the fuck are they bring them into Israel? Where they bring them into the vacuum? Where are they doing these things? Oh, they're not. It's only good for the United States of America. It's only good for Europe.

It's only good for those people to take in third world people that fucking come in and commit a shit ton of crime and openly talk about raping your women and re designing the gene pool and the the the the racial, you know, disparity in one's country. Where? How does that work? It doesn't. It's a lie. It's fucking bullshit. And the Vatican's part of it. And Israel's part of it. Period.

Yeah, we gotta welcome everybody. And then they double their fucking security. Yeah. Like, how does that work, man? They're liars. How does that work? It's so crazy to me. Vatican's in with the World Economic Forum. Oh, 100%. They're in on the globalization, you know,

I mean dude, why don't you ask the native people of France what they think or the native people of Italy what they think or the native people of Germany what they think or fucking the native people of Holland what they think or the native people of England what they think ask that Ireland ask them if they think that fucking Immigration should be happening. You know the mail all say fucking no, but then everybody pushing for it Who's not from their country is forcing it upon them, right? Oh

Right. Well, you know, I saw this thing a while ago. It was like the most popular baby boy name in Ireland is right now. Mohammed. Mohammed. Yeah. It's been that way for years. What? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's just crazy. Now.

We got the Vatican doing this, you know, this back and forth or... Bro, listen. People have citizenship for a reason, okay? Every fucking citizen of another country should be forced to go back to their regular country and we'll do a global reset of where the fuck everybody's supposed to be. That's what needs to happen. That's fair. Well, that's why we have it. Why would we have citizenship of countries if you're not supposed to be in the fucking country you're a citizen of? What's the point?

What's the point of it then? Yeah, I agree. I agree with you. Now, some places, you know, we will say this. There are some places that you're starting to see, and I don't know if this is tied into DJT being back in and they know that, you know, how we're going to be handling the shit here, but you do see some other countries starting to, starting to wake up, right? Let's go to Sweden first. Here come the deportation Sweden to change constitution and remove citizenship from fraudulent migrants and threats to the state. That's,

There's a new word on the street. OK, they don't want to use deportation anymore. They're saying remigration is what what they're now calling it. And there's a strong trend in Europe against not only illegals, but also non assimilating or criminal migrants who have already obtained citizenship. So while the European establishment is going mad over Germans, AFD's electoral chances are.

Some other political actors that are already in power are also advancing in this issue with vigor. Sweden has just made a promise. The current government announced yesterday, this is back on the 15th, that it will change the Constitution so as to take away passports from people who got their citizenship by fraudulent means or else are a threat to the state. So they're about to start doing this mass remigration in Sweden. Isn't that the home of...

The WEF as well? No, that's Switzerland. Switzerland, okay. Yeah, Davos. They all look the same. Sweden still looks like Switzerland.

I don't know. But Swedish people deserve their own country. I do. Why shouldn't Swedish people have their own country? Why shouldn't French people have their own country? Why shouldn't English? Why shouldn't Spanish? Why shouldn't Italian? See, that's diversity. Right. Right? It's global. No, listen. Listen. Diversity is not what they say it is. What they're trying to do is create one thing. All right? They're trying to...

Mix all these cultures and all these races to create diversity. That's not diversity when you go to France and it looks the same as Spain and it looks the same as Italy and it looks the same as Switzerland and it looks the same as Sweden and it looks the same as the United States of America. That's not diversity. Diversity is I want to go to Europe and I want to experience French culture. I want to experience Swedish culture. I want to experience Italian culture. I want to experience American culture. All right.

We are being forced into the opposite of diversity through the efforts of these people and then they call it diversity What what's diverse about having all the people look the same? That's not diverse right like diversity is not making a movie on Netflix and all the characters being fucking one race It's not diversity. Okay, I

Removing certain fucking citizenships and certain cultures, customs in the name of other people's customs is not diversity. That's elimination.

That's genocide. Okay? And you don't think it's genocide. People don't think it is because they're not killing them. But what they don't realize is they're interbreeding people so that in three generations, a Swedish person doesn't exist. And I'll be real. Swedish people are pretty good looking. I like to look at Swedish people. They got their own little vibe going on over there. All the women are beautiful. All the men are tall and good looking dudes. They got their shit. I would like to go to Sweden and visit Sweden.

You understand? I want to go to Italy and see all the fucking Italians. I want to go to France and see the French. That's what the fuck we're supposed to do. If I wanted to see everybody else, I'd go to all these third world shitholes and go visit those places. We are not responsible to harbor all of these cultures at the expense of our own. And that is fucking facts. And I don't give a fuck if someone calls it racist or whatever they call it.

Everybody has a right to their own place. They have their own place. If they want to create prosperity, learn fucking economics, learn how to produce, learn how to farm, learn how to manufacture and export. Maybe we should create programs for that. Oh, we already have done that. It doesn't work.

So fucking anybody who argues for this shit anywhere across the world should be required to have these people, at least one family of these people living in your home. Otherwise, you get no vote, no say, no opinion whatsoever unless you are actively taking care of one of these families. Otherwise, shut the fuck up. I think that's how you solve it.

But they won't do that. No shit they won't. Nobody will. It's only a good idea when it's not in your home or not in your neighborhood or not in your house. And all of these rich motherfuckers live in fucking Switzerland and Zurich and fucking Davos and all these places where it's the most expensive place in the world to fucking live.

So they protect it. Yes protect themselves man, bro. These people are fucks. That's so crazy, but you people are fucks They're the only people in the world that want everybody else to fucking be weaker so they can be stronger Mm-hmm. That's really what I know. That's really no it is and you know the fucked up thing is on top of all of that You know, it's like these countries, you know, obviously America they tried it, you know It doesn't work too much because we have guns we are able to protect ourselves so far. I

You know, but they punish these people that are speak like, you know, that are simply speaking out their frustrations about this shit. Fucking Europe. They're putting them in prison. Look in Germany. Okay. So the AFD chapter in German city district, they were distributing these flyers that are made to look like one way deportation tickets.

And now everybody's in a fucking meltdown. They're trying to fucking jail these people for this. This is crazy. So German elections, there's coming up in February of this year. OK, all the parties are campaigning hard and all that good stuff. There's the Alternative for Germany Party, the AFD. And they have started pushing out these flyers. They look like this. They're looking like this. Right. And.

Bro people that I'm not gonna say people because I know the people of Germany are with it because most likely every is gonna win the election Right because again the people are fucked like fed up of the bullshit They're trying to jail these people right now the people that are part of a of the party They're trying to throw them in jail for you mean you mean you mean how they've been passing laws here where you can't can't criticize any sort of Jewish and I said yeah, right we have anti-semitic speech laws in America and

Think about that. There's no other anti-laws like that. You can say whatever you want, but you can't criticize those people. Why is that? Why can't you just defend yourself? Right. Right. It's a simple question.

It's a simple question. Well, I tell you why. Because it's the same people that are advocating for this shit. Well, and more, not even just advocating, Andy. I mean, you look at the shit that they do. I mean, we're talking about this mass illegal influx of criminals we have in this country. But when they put these bills out, when our government, our own government tried to put these bills out, you know what I'm saying, to get rid of these people and the legal routes and ways to do it.

You know, the House passes a bill to deport illegal aliens who sexually assault women and abuse children. 145 pro-illegal alien Democrats vote no. How do you vote no to that? Because they're fucking beholden to the biggest PACs in the fucking whole entire world that fund their entire campaigns. You've never heard of most of these people.

Most of these people are no different than AOC. They're regular fucking people who are stupid as fuck, who somebody grooms and fines and then finances their way into the political office. And luckily, that's going to slow down and slow down and slow down because of what's happening in this country. But the reality is that this migration shit is always pushed by people who are either bought and paid for or people who are from ethnostate countries that don't want those people in their own country. It's sad. Now...

With all of that, one of the things that Donald Trump did push out. It's not sad. It needs to end. It needs to. Yeah. Here's the other thing, too. People are waking up to it. It's not going to be pretty, though. And that's what people have to come to terms with. This shit ain't going to be pretty. Today, Donald Trump, President Trump, I'm sure you saw this, but he put in a national emergency. Today. Today.

Right. That just got put in on the southern border. And he did a couple of things with that. He designated the cartel as a terrorist organization. Great. Right. That opens up resources and other tools that we can use with those those people, because the shit that they're doing is terrible.

It's unreal. On American soil. Yeah. On American soil. Yes. Right? Fuck, bro. Start droning, man. Drone strike the fuck out of these people. Fucking put them back into fucking a thousand years before Christ. We are invaded. I mean, there's a war happening in our country. You got to handle it. But he put this in. And, you know, so we'll see what happens with this. You know,

you know but he did put it in so i mean it opens up money all of that stuff let's check the clip out from from uh president trump there's without we will not forget our constitution and we will not forget our god can't do that today i will sign a series of historic executive orders

With these actions, we will begin the complete restoration of America and the revolution of common sense. It's all about common sense. First, I will declare a national emergency at our southern border. The only people not standing, Biden, Harris, and their spouses.

and barack obama what's that tell you that tells you they did it on purpose dude those people are dude they're traders i'm gonna tell you this dude it is really it really is a good thing that i'm here behind a podcast microphone for a lot of people and not in that position he handles himself with much more discipline and much more tact than i possibly could considering what these people have done knowing what they've done yeah and maybe he'll do it his own way

And I hope he does. I fucking hope he does, dude. All illegal entry will immediately be halted and we will begin the process of returning millions and millions of criminal aliens back to the places from which they came. We will reinstate my remain in Mexico policy. I will end the practice of catch and release.

And I will send troops to the southern border to repel the disastrous invasion of our country. Under the orders I signed today, we will also be designating the cartels as foreign terrorist organizations. Why would we let fucking tens of millions of people in this country with no, just men? Why would we do that? I mean, look at this picture. Pope Charlie, you know, after he made that speech, he takes this picture. One woman.

There's like 15 people in there. There's one woman. Bro. Let them in. And then you double up security. Like, come on, man. Yeah. You know, like I said, the shit's not going to be pretty. It ain't going to be pretty to look at, but you got to get over it. I think it'll be pretty. Yeah. I mean, it won't be palatable to some people. It won't be palatable to the fucking white brunchers. No, for real. It won't be palatable to them.

Oh my God. Fucking, they'll have AOC doing some drama piece. Bro, listen, we got to quit having sympathy for people that shouldn't fucking be here. We got to quit having sympathy for criminals. I don't give a shit what happened to someone 20 years ago that caused them to do the thing that fucking caused my family member to be dead now. Right. We don't care.

Okay, this is absurd. We're giving more leniency and more fucking care and more resource and more empathy to the fucking criminal element of this world than we are the good people who follow the rules and who do what they're supposed to do, who contribute and pay the tax that is then turned around and used against them to bring these criminal elements to them.

it's absurd and it needs to end and people need to start being vocal about it and dude i i love what's happening in the country today i'm ecstatic about what's happening in the country today but don't think for a second that we shouldn't be holding the trump administration accountable to follow through on all of this and clean this up yeah 100 man i think he's pissed off and i think he's gonna do it but if he doesn't do it i hope the people who are like oh don't

Daddy Trump, blah, blah, blah, will be just as critical of Trump as they were of anybody else for not following through. I can promise you, I will be. 100%. The only thing I'll say on that, man, is like, you know, because they asked him one of those. I think he has a chance to be the greatest fucking president ever in the history of fucking United States. And I think he knows that. And I think after he got shot, he really knows that. And I hope he brings the motherfucking thunder on these people, bro.

Well, I'll say this. I mean, it's very clear he's still holding his cards, right? Because when he signed, like one of the first, when he was signing the nominations, right? And getting these people into his cabinet, one of the journalists, she tried to ask him, hey, what do you think about Biden's pardons and stuff? He's like, we're not going to talk about that right now. Yeah. He's holding his cards. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Well, listen, dude. We'll see. When you have an illegitimate presidency, your pardons don't fucking matter. We'll see. Well, guys, it's time to get to our final segment of the show, as always.

Yeah, thumbs up or dumb as fuck. And I brought two of our favorite things we like to cover for these sections. It involves bears and Indians. Kind of Indians. Like Indian Indians. Like Tonto? No, like Zeeshan. Oh, okay. Like 7-Eleven. Right, right.

Those guys. Yeah. Our favorite guys. They're good people. Yeah. Good people. Funny. Funny, smart. Lessons in humor. Hardworking. And apparently they'll do anything to protect their fields. So our thumbs up, or dumb as fuck headline reads, fed up farmers in India have started wearing bear costumes to protect crops from monkeys. Fucking monkeys. Stealing all the crops. They got monkey problems.

And all you got to do to solve them is dress up like a bear. Dress up like a bear to get rid of that monkey infestation. You got... Yep. Dude, we're not going to be able to do this one. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's not fine. Well, I mean, they've had to resort to this. Uh...

It's fine. What caused him to resort to it? Listen, let's dive into this. Let's dive into it. Let's try it. All right. Let's get into it. All right. So farmers...

have been dressing up in bear costumes to scare monkeys and protect their crops. The farmers, based in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh, began wearing the costumes while patrolling their fields last month. Villagers pulled money together to purchase a bear costume, which the farmers take turns to wear. Now, the farmers... You think they're washing it between darts? Oh, fuck no. Oh, no, no. No, you gotta keep...

You got to keep the sense. The musk. The musk. So the monkeys know. Yeah, it's a real bear. It builds up. That's right. Right. You can't wash it. There ain't no fucking around. You can't wash it. It's a real Indian bear. Well, so fun fact. I love.

I didn't even know India had bears. I didn't either. I had no idea. You know what I'm saying? I just found out 10 minutes ago. Yeah. I thought they were scared because, oh, there's something they've never seen before. No, but they actually do exist. This is the picture of an Indian sloth bear. Yeah. Okay. But yeah, so the farmers, they've been putting their money together, working as a community. There's a lot of them in those communities that work together. Yeah.

I don't get it. So it's not hard to come together and, you know, get up five bucks for outfit. So I have a picture here of one of these farmers in the bear costume. Here's the picture. Shut the fuck up, dude.

That's not real. It's all you need. What is on his face? That's the mask. It looks like some Hills Am I shit, bro. That looks like a fucking C-grade Hollywood horror movie. That looks like if Shane Gillis was a bear. Bro, that looks like fucking...

What's that fucking movie? It's The Hills Have Eyes, right? Yeah. That looks like one of the people. Yeah, it does. But apparently it works. It works. So, you know, these monkeys have been a problem. So if you guys have a monkey problem at home, just get a bear costume. Just get a bear costume. Apparently it does work. It'll keep the monkeys away from your shit. Yep. They won't steal anything. Yep.

Bro, you're so racist. What? Listen, this is groundbreaking shit. They're doing it over there. I'm sure it'll work everywhere. Bro, some of those monkeys get mean, though. You seen the videos, the clips, they're snatching the kids and shit, stealing their purses and stuff? Like inviting them.

Wait. Snatching the purses. No, it's real stuff. The next thing you're going to say, you're going to say they're carjacking people, bro. What's wrong with you? No, listen. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So you're telling me to wear a bear costume so I don't get carjacked? Oh my God, bro. No, bro. You guys have seen the clips. Okay.

Where like the tourists, like China has this problem bad too, right? Like little bamboos and stuff, they be stealing. Like if you're a tourist, you know, they come up and try to take pictures and the fucking monkeys like beat the shit out of them. They steal their stuff. Just wear a bear costume. To get them right. It's working here. I mean, it's working in India. Is it working? Apparently. I mean, they're running off. You know, the monkeys see that. This is a picture of the monkeys in the field.

And they see that, they see that, they take one look like, nope, don't want none of that. And apparently you don't want none of that either. Yeah. So, yeah, Indian farmers fixing shit. You know what I'm saying? Innovation. Innovation. A for effort. Solving serious problems. It's a real problem. Yeah. It's a real problem. Yeah, man. What we got? What we got on this? I say thumbs up for innovation. Yeah. Listen, they got to protect their stuff.

You know, you got to protect their stuff. I will say this, though. The mask... Now that I'm looking at the bear picture again, the actual bear picture, you got the ears right. Go back. Ears are right. Sort of. But, I mean, everything else is bad. But A for effort, man. A for effort. What do you give it? I give it thumbs up. I like it. For what? I mean, if it solves a problem. What problem is it solving? The monkey stealing the props. The monkey infestation. You know, usually, you know, usually, historically...

You know, I give a thumbs up for innovation. I concur. All right, guys. Andy, that's all I got. All right, dopey up. Share the show.