834. Andy & DJ CTI: RFK Jr. Confirmation Hearing, Karoline Leavitt Vows To Hold Media Accountable & Tiffany Henyard Jumps Into Chaotic Brawl
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We're just getting right into it, man. I'm in a hurry. Yep. I just got out of tasting 47 energy drinks, and I'm cracked out of my mind. You're fucking amped, dude. Yeah. So we're just going to get it going right now. Don't forget to pay the fee. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. What's up, man? What's going on, brother? We got a lot. Let's try to punch it in here then. Yeah. A little quick hitter. All right. I know you guys are used to the girth, but we're going to see what we can get here. All right.

You know, this is something I talked about before. I always get a little flack, but I think I have unequivocal proof. Of what? Cowboys are gay. The Dallas Cowboys football team. No. Yep. Jerry Jones compares owning the Cowboys to smiles and glory holes. What?

What you know about glory holes, bro? You're kind of telling on yourself there a little bit. You're not supposed to talk about those things. That's within the circle of trust. Is this like an old people thing? Because I know Jerry Jones got what he's like 150. Glory holes? No, Jerry Jones. What do you mean? I'm saying like, is it an older thing to where you just like get to that point, bro, and you just start like just saying weird shit? You know, this is funny that you bring this up. Okay. Because I've thought a lot about this.

So, you know, I'm in my 40s. Mm-hmm. All right, but I shut up But and dude, by the way, I keep getting better so like I don't know what you're damn. Oh, you're fine Yeah, you're good, bro. I mean fuck dude good bottle of wine. That's that's that's exactly right. Yeah, so let's But but I think about this right like I see clips of me on the internet and

And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong with that guy? You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not just you guys. It's me too. And dude, you've been around me long enough and you guys here in the room. You know, I say whatever I want. Anytime. Wherever. Whenever you want. Yeah. Yeah.

And I never really figured out why I'm like that, but I thought about it. And I think this is why. I think because I've been doing what I do since I was 19 and I've been working seven days a week for 26 years, full fucking days, basically. A lot of hours. Okay. And if you add up all the hours that I've worked, I've already worked an entire lifetime of work.

And when you work an entire lifetime of work, that actually makes your brain kind of like an old man. Right? Okay. All right? And so I think I picked this up because I got so many hours of shit that I've dealt with that finally I just don't give a fuck. So I don't think it's actually like...

The physical age. I think it's like how much stuff you deal with and eventually you just stop giving a fuck. You're like, bro, I don't have time to fucking deal with your perception of what I'm going to say, so I'm just going to say it. Smiles and glory holes. Yeah, that's right. And I don't know where he's coming from. Well, that's the thing. So Jerry Jones,

may not be giving Cowboy fans a lot to cheer about, but he is dispensing pure gold when it comes to one-liners. So they asked him, basically, I had a reporter, you know, the Cowboys got knocked out of the playoffs and the divisions and all of that good stuff. And they asked him what it was like owning the Cowboys. And he said, smiles and glory holes? I got a clip, man. Let's check it out. There's a very low percentage of this.

That is smiles and glory holes. Very low percentage. Well, fuck, bro. I get what he's saying. What he's saying is it ain't that fun. All right. Like everybody thinks that doing things. All right. Look, man, imagine everything you did. The whole world saw.

Okay, and and like dude everybody criticizes Everything you do all the time. All right Rightfully so yes sometimes but listen, bro Entrepreneurship which is what he is ain't fucking fun, bro. It's not fun. It's very rarely fun it is a

You sign up for an eternal beating, and sometimes you win. It's like I tell everybody, bro. 2% of the time you win, 10% of the time you don't know what the fuck's going on, and that 88% of the time, you're getting your ass beat. And that's how it works, man.

So I get what he's saying is like it ain't always sunshine. Yeah, what he's saying is it ain't always getting your dick sucked You know cuz dick getting your dick sucks fun. It's pretty nice. Yeah, that's what I'm saying I mean everybody can universally agree that you like that. Okay. Yeah, right. Do you like it? I love it Yeah, do you guys like it you see Sean they do that in India? 1 billion people any like that. All right, that makes sense. There we go. I

All right. Land of Kama Sutra, you know? Yeah. All right. This guy's plugging himself over here. Do not redeem. All right. Yeah. Okay. Okay. So you guys aren't sucking them over there, bro. You're just planting them seeds deep in there, man. You're just being efficient. That's right.

World takeover. Yeah, so just a little misunderstanding. Somebody read their DMs. Whose? India's. India's. They're trying to take over the fucking world through population. Yeah.

Everyone should talk. All right. Yeah. All right. So the lesson here is don't be an entrepreneur unless you want to get your ass kicked most of the time. And the payoff is you get to drive a nice car. Yeah. Well, Jerry Jones is fucking rich. I mean, he's fucking rich. Oh, fuck yeah. Because I mean, he pretty much owns Dallas damn near, right? He's one of the richest men in the world. Yeah. All right. So it ain't always smiles and glory holes. I love it.

Well, let's get into this cruise, guys. We got a lot of stuff. Well, I got to say this. I mean, you're going to get your ass beat either way. That's the problem. That's what people don't understand. Life is life. It's do you want to get an ass beating with a reward or do you want to get an ass beating with no reward? Just that. It's very simply that choice. That is the choice. Do you want to be successful? Okay. If so, you got to do these things that are very hard and you get something for it later.

Do you want to be lazy? Well, you get to do things that aren't very hard, but eventually the real shit comes and beats the fuck out of your whole life. So you're going to get the beating. You know what I'm saying? You might as well get the reward. Might as well get the nice car. Yeah. That's how I look at it. I love it, man. Well, guys, let's get into this crew. We've got a lot of stuff to cover today. Remember, if you want to see any of these pitches, articles, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can find them all linked there. With that being said...

headline number one big talk of the town today um you know obviously not all of trump's cabinet is uh is in yet uh there's still a few that are going through their confirmation hearings uh cash patel for example he doesn't even start his until tomorrow i believe um but you got rfk in

RFK is confirmation hearing. There's a lot of interesting exchanges that are happening there with RFK Jr. And again, Trump's trying to pick him to lead the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. So it's a big department covers FDA. I believe EPA is in there.

um the cdc right like i mean the health the actual physical health of the country basically all the people that fucked us during covid very very important position yes very very important position um and you know rfk was on the ballot he ran as an independent um folded you know not too not too far after right because independents don't really work in this country um but uh

You know, he dropped out, endorsed Donald Trump, and then, you know, things have been good. A couple of big things that's happened so far. RFK Jr. says link between antidepressants and school shooters should be studied. Yeah. You know what else should be studied?

the link between school shooters and the amount of communication they have with three-letter agencies. Well, it's funny you say that because his follow-up actually included that. He says, and I think he kind of hinted to it, but his full statement was, quote, it should be studied along with other potential culprits.

If that's not a fucking nod, I don't know what else is. I mean, because, I mean, we've covered that shit on the show thousands of times. Yeah. And but he says, yeah, quote, the science shows this is a senator, Tina Smith. She says the science shows that there is no link between school shootings and antidepressants. And RFK Jr. shot back that there couldn't have been published scientific studies on that because of HIPAA rules.

Which is one of the things that he's trying right these people just can't dude they throw these it's like when you're arguing Well, it's like when you're arguing with a leftist and you say shit and they just make shit up on the way back Well, it's funny and they say things like well doctors say or the science says or experts say well who the fuck are the experts? Oh

All people that think just like you. Right. Well, they say the vaccine's safe. Well, who says that? Yeah. Well, the studies, well, who funded those studies? Yeah. Oh, the motherfuckers that made the vaccine. Of course it works. I mean, come on. Everybody knows this. The problem is, though. Yo, bro. Everybody doesn't know it. That's the problem. People don't know that these studies that say things are safe and efficacious are funded by the people who make them. Right. They don't know that. Right. And then the doctors who tell you that. And they also don't know that studies can be manipulated better.

And are manipulated based upon the funding that they receive. Do you think that a big pharma company that hires a company that does studies on, you know, the effectiveness of medications is going to turn around and say your medication doesn't work when they get tens or hundreds of millions of dollars a year to study their medications? Like, dude, no. Nobody's doing that. They're going to say...

Hmm. How do we make this look like it works? How do we make this look like it's safe? And they're experts at that. That's what they do. And that is something that Americans do not understand about these quote unquote experts or studies. It's, it's, it's like me saying, Hey DJ, do a study on this energy drink. It's the best fucking energy drink in the world. I'm going to pay you. I'm going to pay you. And then by the way, I got a hundred more behind me that I'm going to pay you to do.

You're not going to come to me and say, that fucking sucks because I'm going to cut all this money off from you. And that's what's going on here. And Americans don't understand that. Well, it's greed. And to that same point, then that same pharmaceutical company gets to directly advertise the shit to us.

And we see it in the commercials. They make these commercials look all nice and people are happy and shit. But then the last 30 seconds is this monotone reading of all the fucking bad shit that's going to happen to you if you take it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But it's unique to America because we're one of the only countries. I think there's only like two countries that allow pharmaceutical companies to directly advertise us, which is, I think, I hope, another thing that he can fucking fix. Well, and then think of this. If you're Bombard, okay.

If you watch cable television or Dish or any of these things, almost every ad or every other ad that comes up is pharmaceutical. All right. So when you think of the mental health crisis that we have in this country, quote unquote, mental health crisis, right?

Could it be that people just don't feel good because they're not doing things like eating right, training, moving their body, drinking water, getting in the sun, having a mission, having a purpose?

And then they don't feel good about that. And then they see all these TV ads that convince them that they need these medications to fix a problem that is actually fixed within decisions they make daily. Right. Or you add social media to that and you have people that are, you know, showing you the best parts of their life and making you think that like something's wrong with you if you're not renting Lamborghinis. A hundred percent, bro. But the thing, what I'm saying here is that.

There's a prime fertile soil that is intentionally set up for...

People to be made to think that they are victims and need these drugs when in reality very simple things fix them and anybody who lives the live hard lifestyle Understands this because all of a sudden they do things, you know, like work out twice a day drink a gallon of water Put some good shit in their brain, you know get outside like all these things that are part of the program They make them feel fucking great

And then it builds the discipline that they have belief and they cultivate confidence and they build all these things. And now all of a sudden they realize, holy shit, the reason I didn't feel good was because I wasn't actually being a fucking human being and being in control of my environment. And now all of a sudden they don't need all this shit. Right? But...

These people intentionally propagate being a victim so they can sell more fucking drugs. So they make you feel like shit intentionally so that you will be a mega consumer of everything that they make. How is that okay? That's not okay. And it's not okay that these senators and congressmen and all these people that are talking to RFK are trying to protect the

Their pockets. The matrix, so to speak, from making people sick. Right. Like, what the fuck is going on? Well, it's because the pharma companies pay them, too. Dude, I know. But what I'm saying is, from a moral standpoint, think of how big of a piece of shit you have to be to intentionally advocate for human illness and depression and terrible mental health and physical health for a couple bucks on your fucking campaign.

You're a piece of shit, bro. You're going to burn in hell. 100%. Yeah. What's even more fucked up, too, about the situation, man, is is the mainstream media. Again, we know they lie. We know they do this shit all the time, but they just got exposed pretty badly with this specific situation. Not sure if you guys saw this fake news busted. Far left hack has prewritten negative headline on her screen before the RFK Jr. hearing even starts. Did you see this shit?

So this lady, here's a video. The hearing has not even began yet. Okay. And she's sitting there at her little press desk and she's just already typing up a little article. Here's a clip. Check this out because they zoom in on it.

And when you zoom in on what she's writing, okay, the screen literally says, RFK Jr. faces grilling on anti-vaccine comments and animal mutilations at confirmation hearing. Trump live updates. It hasn't even fucking started. Well, yeah. I mean, look, dude. I mean, why would you assume anything else? I don't under, like, this shouldn't be a shock to anybody at this point in time. Yeah.

I mean, it's just the first time that at least I've seen it where, you know. Yeah, but see all these people like that are on the inside. They understand how this works. Right. They are no longer reporting the news.

They are creating the news. And that's what they look at themselves as their purpose to be. When I was younger and when journalism was journalism, these people went to school because they cared about the fucking truth. Now they want to be journalists because they understand they can control the narrative. And it's a completely different mentality. And it's not good. Who gives you the right to control the narrative of truth? Nobody. It's an elitist, egotistical mentality.

disgusting mentality. Like that you think you could control the truth? Like who the fuck you think you are?

You grew up over here down the street, you went to college, and now you think you control the fucking world? Right. It used to be like a fucking house catches on fire, and they go report that, hey, a house caught on fire. Now they're saying, I think a house is going to catch on fire at 3 p.m. Shit enough. Yeah. Like, it makes zero sense, man. But there was some other interesting exchanges when the hearing actually began. One of those being Comrade Bernie, Bernie Sanders. Yeah.

This dude said some cool shit the other day, but now he's kind of fucking himself up again. He lost his shit today with RFK, actually. This headline reads, Comrade Bernie Sanders blows up and goes on a crazy tirade about onesies after RFK Jr. refuses to fall for a stupid gotcha question. Let's check this clip out.

You have started a group called the Children's Health Defense. You're the originator. Right now, as I understand it, on their website, they are selling what's called onesies. These are little things floating for babies. One of them is titled, "Unfaxed Unafraid." Next one, and they're sold for 26 bucks a piece, by the way. Next one is, "No Vax, No Problem."

Now, you're coming before this committee and you say you are pro-vaccine. Just want to ask some questions. And yet your organization is making money selling a child's product to parents for 26 bucks, which casts fundamental doubt on the usefulness of vaccines. Can you tell us now that you will, now that you are president,

pro-vaccine, that you're going to have your organization take these products off the market. Senator, I have no power over that organization. I'm not part of it. I resigned from the board. That was just a few months ago. You founded that. You certainly have power. You can make that call. Are you supportive of this?

I've had nothing to do with leadership. Are you supportive of these onesies? I'm supportive of vaccines. Are you supportive of this clothing, which is militantly anti-vaccine? I am supportive of vaccines. I want good science, and I want to protect the vaccines. But you will not tell the organization you founded not to continue selling that product. Thank you, Mr. Chairman.

I want the link, actually. Listen, dude. Listen, this generalization that everybody likes to do about everything, okay, is the problem in our communication in this country. All right? You can be okay with vaccines as long and exactly what he says, but you can't be okay with vaccines.

Good science exists behind them. The problem is there's no good science. Okay. But not for all vaccines. Vaccine used to mean that you took it and whatever the fuck you had went away forever. That's what it used to mean. And then somewhere along the line, it's changing it, just getting a shot. Right. Okay. And-

They did that because under the definition of vaccine, when you define a drug as a vaccine, you cannot be sued for the side effects of the vaccine. So they are now calling things vaccines that aren't vaccines by the old definition so that they can have legal immunity for whatever fucking happens and make billions of dollars. All right.

That's what people fail to understand. Do you know how many people say, oh, I can't wait till, you know, the COVID vaccine. We see these commercials that say if you took the COVID vaccine, you're not going to see those because they're immune from those lawsuits. All right. And that's why they call these things vaccines.

RFK is telling the truth. You can be okay with some vaccines if the science is right, but the science is not right on a lot of these vaccines, and it certainly wasn't right on the COVID vaccine at all, on any of them. Okay? It was a huge, and we don't know yet. We don't know what it was. I think I know what it was. I think I know what it was. It was a depopulation tactic that...

at worst, and at best, it was a tactic to create a situation where people had to take more drugs to counteract the side effects of that. So it was either a money-making play or a legit depopulation play. Some of the people that estimate the deaths on the vaccines globally right now are saying upwards of fucking 15 to 17 million people have died, all right?

I'm not saying that's a fact. Yes. I'm saying that's an estimate on the upper end. So, you know, we have to realize, like, these generalizations are what's hurting people. Like, bro...

Just because a black dude fucking shoot somebody doesn't mean all black people are criminals just because a Politician steals money doesn't mean they all steal money. Well, most of them do that But but the reality is is like these generalizations that are made in society all white people are racist that you know That's what is hurting our ability to unite and these motherfuckers It's it's amazing to me

how stupid these people are in Washington, D.C.,

The reality of what's happened here is that all the winners, all the smart people, okay, all the people who go out and build things from nothing, those people go out and take advantage of the fertile soil of this country to make money. People who aren't equipped and aren't skilled, they figure out how to make money by going to the fucking Washington. And that has to change. We have to get back to a country where the people who are the producers and are responsible get more involved in the government. And that's also why, you

you know, these people fucking hate Trump so much and they hate all these independent people so much because they're not, they're people who have proven themselves outside of that, uh, you know, corrupt ecosystem. Yeah. 100% man. 100% guys jumping on this conversation.

Let us know what you guys think down in the chat. With that being said, let's go check out the chat. Yeah. This first one. Yeah. It's from El Tal Ivan. El Tal Ivan. Ivan. 1503. Oh, please. Bunch of yapping. You guys, along with your country, haven't changed its base of racism.

Be honest, he's probably not here no more. He's probably not here no more in the country. You haven't changed. It's based on, I think he's saying it's based on racism. Okay. Okay, well. Based of racism. Okay. All right, man. Then leave. Don't come here.

Give a fuck. Stay away. Yeah. Oh, you hurt me so much for not coming here. Yeah. I mean, look, dude, you know what? If you're not American, get the fuck out. How about that? Is that racist?

Is it? No. I don't think it is either. Nope. It's American. Every other country in the face of the earth since the history of time has operated that way. All right? We have China has Chinese people. Japan has Japanese people. India has Indians. Fucking Iran has Iranians. English have English. Americans have Americans. And guess what? If you ain't American, you can fucking leave.

If that's racist, then we're all fucking racist here. Okay? Like, whatever. The whole world's based on racism. Oh, yeah. Oh, I haven't changed. It's based on racism. Oh, okay. Well, I better shut up and delete my whole fucking channel before I get called racist. Right. This ain't 15 years ago. Nobody gives a fuck. Yep. 100%. Call us whatever the fuck you want to call us, but get the fuck out of here. El Ty Ivan. Yeah. Mm-hmm. And why the fuck are you watching if it's so much yapping? What's that say about you, dumbass?

This next comment comes from at Council of Andrews. Council of Andrews. He says, Andrew is the best name. Source, trust me, bro. We have a scholarship for Andrews. This is a legit organization. It is highly accredited. They are very well funded and obviously very intelligent. And I am honored to be a part of it.

Now the Council of Andrews you joy you have to like join it or you just born into well I you know you can you can be you can join it you could be born into it You could change your name into it. Okay? Yeah, but you know pretty much There's a hierarchy of you know, and I'm at the top. I might change my name to what Andy well It's Andrew. I'll change it to Andrew. Okay, and

Would that be weird? Huh? Would that be weird? Isn't it weird that all my family calls me Andrew and everybody else in the world knows me as Andy? Everybody knows you as Andy, yeah. Yeah. It's very rare I see anybody call you Andrew, actually. Yeah. Sal, my dad. Sal, my dad, my mom. Yeah, that's it. Yeah.

Well, I'm honored. Thank you. Bro, you see the logo? Yeah. I am the honorary scholarship winner. I got nothing but high intelligence and big mouth. I like it. Yeah. All right. Some might argue low intelligence and big mouth. Yeah. Then I would just show you my wallet. This last comment comes from at BDFS.

I don't know what that means. What does it mean? BDFS. Some slang shit, maybe. BDFS says, minute 1309, ending the Federal Reserve? You're making me hard. There we go. All right. Yeah, I'll make you richer, too.

Bro, you know, some people got mad at me about saying what I said, like about Gaddafi and Hitler and fucking Saddam. I'm not saying they were great people. I'm saying that's why they were killed. And if you want to know why they call fucking Trump Hitler, it's

It's a fucking... They understand what he's trying to do. It makes sense now. Yes, he's trying to do the same things economically that a lot of these men were trying to do that pulled themselves off the Federal Reserve and created a situation where the Federal Reserve couldn't allow that example to happen. So they've preemptively been calling Trump Hitler not because he hates Jews. He fucking just put up law today that...

to deport anti-semite or pro-homas uh students so which we could talk about a different time but the point is it's not about him hating anybody it's about what he's trying his economic they want you to think yes it's about his economic strategy and how it affects those people that control the federal reserve and happen to control the media so when you wonder why they scream hitler at trump that's why it's not because

He's gonna put you in some fucking camp or some shit. Well, he did he actually did just open up Guantanamo Bay for who for the illegals Okay for the illegals. Yeah, well the non-americans

They had Auschwitz. We got Guantanamo. Nah, bro. Come on. You can't compare that. That's not what I'm saying. It's not the same. Yeah. And like, dude, people get all fucking crazy when you say this shit. Those people were, those people were this and they were that and they were this and they were that. Okay. Well, who told you that they were this? Right. Okay. And what's the other side of the story? And where are the, uh, you know, where is, where is, what do they say over there about these people? Right. You see what I'm saying? So like we have to like,

And if you think about the media right now, like we live in an age where the media is very easily exposed for lying But it hasn't always been that way. Okay, and if the same people have owned the media for a hundred and fifty fucking years What does that mean that they were doing before that? All right How do you know that any of the shit that you've been told is actually true? You don't I don't and nobody does and anybody who says they do unless they were fucking there is

is lying because we've seen for the last five or six years how hard they try to create the narrative. And, you know, me included say things like, well, when I was young, it was the news. Well, I don't know if it was the news. Now I'm actually wondering if it was the news.

You know, like, I don't know if that history was exactly right. And I think that's something that we all need to come to terms with. And it doesn't mean that doesn't mean someone's a bigot or an anti-Semite or a fucking, you know, hate a Nazi or hates anybody. That just means it's smart to ask questions about things because we've seen how willing they are to manipulate the.

the actual storyline of history for example like when at j6 when the year anniversary of j6 they try to do a candlelight vigil and make it and you had kamala harris say um you know december 7th 1941 uh september 11th like she tried to create all these associations with j6 which were not even comparable okay and

They did that so that we all thought, we all watched that and we're like, this is insane. What the fuck are they talking about? It ain't for us. It's not for us. It's for our grandkids' feelings.

50 years from now to watch the news clips and say holy shit look what they did and and and dude it blew up in their face because it's not fucking true okay so we've and that's just one example so we've been able to see them manipulate manipulate manipulate manipulate lie lie lie lie lie to create the news cycle and and and and the the the narrative that

And dude, they've been doing this for 150 years. So we have a right to ask the questions about how things really were. Right? 100%. I think we're intelligent people to do that. And it doesn't mean you're a bad person because you don't trust what some group says about

history when you weren't there to fucking witness it. I mean, dude, I'm from Missouri, bro. The slogan here is show me state. I don't believe shit until I see it. That's the truth. 100% man. Guys, we do appreciate you for being real ass fans. BDFS, we're glad you're hard. Full three inches. Keep liking. Keep commenting. Actually, it's probably like a big old eight incher. You're listening to this show. All the dudes that live this show got big old hogs. Flip that.

What? I said, listen. I didn't say do the show. One of the dudes that does this show has one. At least one, for sure. I mean, statistically. Yeah. At least one of us in this room. Yeah. Well, I mean, we talked about history being a lie, right? Where did that narrative come from? We also said it's the show mistake. Yeah. I got no problem with that. Little Red Rockets. Guys, headline number three. Yeah. Get the fuck out of here.

Hello number two We got some new fresh faces in the White House. Oh, yeah, obviously there's a lot of new people I got rid of the dude with the fingernails and the fake gay voice. Mm-hmm. Yeah, and the first black your favorite person immigrant lesbian patient q-tip hair pants ooh pantsuit wearing World's most infamous liar liar. Yeah They got rid of her

First, man. Got some new blood, man. I'm going to miss her, bro. Like, I was going to ask you, like, like, bro, because her shit's so full of shit, man. I bet she feels good not being up there. She disappeared for like the last month. If I was her, I would just go away. Like, where do you go, though? Away. Because here's the problem, too. Like, these people are unemployable.

Yeah. Who's going to hire her? Someone who needs to tell a lot of lies. You know what I'm saying? All right, guys, this is another company we've been doing. We got to bring it in. I mean, motherfucker, if you can handle fucking PR like she did. Oh, great. Yeah, I mean, she'll find some degenerate company to work for. Probably CNN.

But she will be on CNN or MSNBC. Guaranteed. Yeah. That's the only place they could go. They're going to give her a spot. Yeah. But we got a new one now. So she KGB KGP has been replaced. Thank God by the new White House press secretary, Carolyn Levitt. And she vows to hold media accountable for lies. This lady's a badass. Like she's badass. She's fucking awesome. Yeah.

She held her first press briefing the other day, and she hit the ground running. She hit the ground running. I mean, you talk about qualified, I mean, she can fuck, like, bro, she's awesome. She's awesome. And it's cool, too, because it's been four fucking years since we've had that. Trump's former press secretary, was it Kayleigh McEnany? Yeah, Kayleigh was good. She was great. The governor now of Arkansas, I believe.

Huckabee. Huckabee, yeah. Sarah Huckabee. Yeah, I mean, awesome. She's badass. Awesome. Yeah. And you can obviously see they're still employed, right? Yeah. But, yeah, Carolyn's awesome, man. And she's been on a warpath. She's been lining people up and, you know, crossing T's and dotting I's. Carolyn Levitt destroys clueless leftist journalists who doesn't know what a criminal is. Shuts down nasty reporters asking the same questions over and over. Let's check a couple of these clips out from her. Here.

Of the 3,500 arrests ICE has made so far since President Trump came back into office, can you just tell us the numbers? How many have a criminal record versus those who are just in the country illegally? All of them because they illegally broke our nation's laws and therefore they are criminals as far as this administration goes. I know the last administration didn't see it that way, so it's a big culture shift in our nation to view someone who breaks our immigration laws as a criminal, but that's exactly what they are.

If they broke our nation's laws, yes, they are criminal. How hard is it to understand this? Like, criminals, by definition, are people who break the law. So if you come here illegally, you are a criminal. By definition. How hard is that to grasp? They can't grasp this with the gun shit either. Okay? Yeah.

They're going to make laws. You're going to make laws and put up no guns in the school. Okay. Criminals don't care about your laws because by definition, they are criminals. I do not understand how the shooter got here. How can these people pretend that they are intelligently superior criminals?

to everybody else and not grasp a very simple concept of word definition. If you break a law, you're a criminal. You are a criminal. Criminals don't obey laws. So you're going to make laws to control the criminals. Right. That's pretty fucking stupid.

It does not make sense to anybody. Well, did we have a big enough note? And you know what the criminals think? That's right. Right. That's what the school guys shot up because obviously the sign was too small. We got to have a bigger sign. You know what I'm saying? I got a bad idea. Let's take all the other good people's guns. Let's take their guns away. Yeah. Fuck it.

Yeah. And the criminals, guess what they're going to do? They're going to realize, holy shit, I'm the only one with guns. I can do whatever I want. Like these motherfuckers that put signs in front of their house to say, we believe in gun laws. Well, that's the house I'm going to rob. I'm going to do that one first. You know what I'm saying? I'm going to do that one first. What is wrong with you guys? Mm-hmm.

Listen dude, I don't understand how some of these motherfuckers get dressed. I really don't. Do you? How do you think KGB got dressed? She must be the first blind dress secretary too. Oh man, bro. Let's check another clip out from... I feel bad for her, dude. I kind of want to send her a card and say thank you for all the material for the last four years.

And the fashion advice. Yeah, maybe we'd get her on. She ain't coming here. There's no fucking way. Bro, you could always tell when she knew she was lying because she started laughing. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, I bet if you got her and you gave her a couple drinks and we were just hanging out and she knew that we, like, no record. Yeah. She'd be like, holy shit, dude. You don't even know what the fuck I had to deal with.

But yeah, dude, listen, her replacement's awesome. Yeah. Caroline. It's so weird seeing competent people take questions and actually work. It's bizarre. Bro. Check this clip out from Caroline.

Miller. Thanks, Caroline. A question that we've asked your predecessors of both parties in this job. When you're up here in this briefing room speaking to the American public, do you view yourself and your role as speaking on -- advocating on behalf of the President or providing the unvarnished truth that is not to lie, not to obfuscate?

to the American people? I commit to telling the truth from this podium every single day. I commit to speaking on behalf of the President of the United States. That is my job. And I will say it's very easy to speak truth from this podium when you have a president who is implementing policies that are wildly popular with the American people, and that's exactly what this administration is doing. It's correcting the lies

in the wrongs of the past four years many of the lies that have been told to your faces in this very briefing room I will not do that but since you brought up truth seek I would like to point out while I vowed to provide the truth from this podium we ask that all of you in this room hold yourselves to that same standard we know for a fact there have been lies that have been pushed by many legacy media outlets in this country about this president about his family and we will not

Accept that we will call you out when we feel that your reporting is wrong or there is misinformation about this White House. So, yes, I will hold myself to the truth. And I expect everyone in this room to do the same. Now, even with all of this great truth and all the shit working right now, it's awesome to see. I want you to look at this political headline that they decided to push out. Project 2025 is already massively reshaping America.

They're still trying to push this Project 2025 shit. They're still pushing it. Like we got Caroline talking about the truth and honesty, but other than that, they want to push this bullshit. It's nonsense. But you know what's funny, man, is the mainstream media continues to fall apart. Did you see last week the CNN, their total gross number of viewers were like less than 500,000? No.

And that was the fucking inauguration and everything, bro. Well, I mean, fucking. Yeah. And then they have a they have a platform to stand on and talk about truth, bro. The reason nobody's watching them is because they know that they're not saying anything that's true, bro. And I'm not even saying anything is kind of true at this point. Well, not only that, but again, it's so easy to expose it to. Yeah. It's shit like this that comes out far left. New York magazine caught cropping black people out.

Of all white Trump party. Did you see this shit? Yeah. Yeah, bro. That's CJ's party he threw. CJ Pearson. So they pushed this fucking, they cropped the, and you can see the full picture here. I mean, I would say that that is representative. That's probably a good cut there, like 13% in the picture.

Yeah. Right. I mean, yeah. Like that's representative of the demographic. Well, it is. Yeah. I mean, like that's the demographic. Right. But they crop the picture out. It's all white people. It's all young white people in suits that look good. But then, bro, but look, then they put in the fucking article, though. Have you noticed the entire room is white or almost everyone is white? You mean out of the picture that you fucking crop the black people out of? Well, yeah.

I mean, they've been cropping you guys out of everything else for fucking 70 years. What the fuck do you think? It's just Elon Musk called it out. He shared this tweet. He says they literally did the meme. Yeah. Yeah, they did.

That did the meme. But other good stuff has happened. We'll keep this rolling. A couple of other little cool updates that have happened. We got the new Secretary of Defense, Pete Hexeth. He just did a pretty big dick move. Pentagon pulling General Mealy's security detail and clearance immediately. He may even face demotion in retirement. You see that? Any thoughts on that at all? Yeah, it was a great move. I mean, the dude's a fucking traitor.

It's a trade to try country. I think it should be way worse than than just that you got to start somewhere. Well, it's a good start It's a damn good start because you know the pulling of a security detail and the clearance means you won't know when it's coming Yeah, you know I'm saying so I mean it's great plus these people have made millions of fucking dollars in the last four years and

He can go hire his own. Taxpayers shouldn't be paying for this fucking dude. He's a fucking traitor, in my personal opinion. It's not an opinion. He called China ahead and said, hey, if an attack were ever to have come from us, I will call you ahead of time and let you know. He absolutely is a traitor. 100%. Okay? So fuck that guy. Fucking cuck.

But yeah, that's headline two, man. Guys, let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's keep this cruise cruising. We got final headline number three. You ever been to Chicago?

Yeah, I love Chicago. I like Chicago. Yeah. Chicago has a great food scene. I love Chicago. You can see pretty much anything. Yeah, I love that the Cardinals have owned the Cubs pretty much forever. I love that. That's true. You know? That's true. The food's good. But I love going there because they like to act like that's not the truth.

Cub fans are weird. No, their whole fucking fan base is weird. Like the Blackhawks fans and everybody, they pretend like it's weird. Here's what I will say. The Chicago people are tough as fuck. Oh, they are. Okay? Because think about this. You got to root for a team like the Cubs and you keep showing up. You keep showing up. You

You keep showing up year after year after year. I mean, dude, I was glad. I actually was happy when they won that World Series because I was worried about my fucking homies up there, bro. Like, you got to throw, you know, you could starve people, but you got to throw them something and they die. Yeah. But they are fighters, bro. Yeah, they're tough. They're fighters. Yeah. But I do, like, real talk, I love Chicago. No, Chicago's awesome. And I love the relationship people in St. Louis have with Chicago people because we hate them. Yeah.

But it's also like if someone else walked in the room, we will fuck you up. You know what I'm saying? I can talk shit about it. You better not say shit. That's exactly the relationship between Cardinals and Cubs fans and St. Louis people and Chicago people. It's actually cool. It's like brothers. We're going to beat the shit out of each other, but if dude walks in randomly and says something, we're going to gang up on you and you're getting the fuck out of here.

But yeah, Chicago's full of fighters, apparently. From the sports fans to the city of Dalton. Did you see this? We've covered this lady a few times.

Dalton dictator Tiffany Henyard jumps into chaotic brawl between angry activists, her boyfriend losing her wig after she's called a bitch during a tense board meeting. Listen, this shit is fucking wild. It is absolutely wild. There was a board meeting. She's actually about she's on her way out. I was just talking to a buddy who's up in Chicago actually about this. She's on her way out.

I think her tenure is up in like February, so less than a month. And yeah, Mayor Tiffany Hinyard throwing herself into a huge brawl that broke out at a town board meeting when her boyfriend charged an activist who called her a bitch. Fists started flying after Jedediah Brown called Hinyard a half-assed mayor at the local Illinois meeting, accusing her of sleeping her way to the top.

Quote, you gone, bitch. The fuming activist called the mayor of Dalton Village and then all hell broke loose. Let's check the clip out. Fucking white supremacy, bro. Look at all that white supremacy.

You know, I'll be, I actually, I like it and not for why you guys think I like it. All right. Um, I like it because it's good to see the citizens, the people finally saying enough of this bullshit. It's good to see, bro. I like it for that aspect of it.

You know, and obviously we struggle with black on black crime and, you know, they're living up to those stereotypes. But, you know, I'm glad to see the people are fucking over the shit. It's good to see. That's my that's my take. Yeah. Where's the rest of it? Where's where's the rest of it? That's what I'm saying. It's like we got to finish the job here, guys. Got to start somewhere, though. It's a start. Yeah, it's a start. She lost her wig. Yeah, well, that's a start. She got a better one.

Dude, that lady's a total bitch, bro. Bro. For real. Like, she gets out there and rules over everybody. People hate her. And then steals. Yeah. Flat out fucking steals. I mean, look, dude. Listen. We can't have a society that doesn't hold anybody accountable and then expect people to not take advantage of that. Right.

I mean, fairly simple. Just like the criminal breaking the law definition. Correct. I mean, it's the same same concept here. But she's not the only mayor, though, that, you know, is ruffling some feathers around the country right now. Let's go up to Minneapolis, Minneapolis, Minnesota. Minneapolis mayor announces city will not cooperate with Trump's deportation policy. Do you see this? Yes. Bro, for those of you who have not seen or heard this, let's check this clip out first and then we'll get into it.

I want to speak directly to people who are undocumented. We love you. We care about you. In the city of Minneapolis, we will stand up for you and we will do anything in our power to help because you're not an alien in our city. You're a neighbor. Yeah, because they stole the fucking house. Now, in Minneapolis, we have what is called a separation ordinance.

And that separation ordinance states clearly that our city officials, our police officers and beyond will not be gathering information showing who is and who is not documented. We do not ask the question with regard to immigration status and because we haven't asked the question, we don't have any data to show documentation status in our city.

Our police officers will not be cooperating with federal law enforcement around federal immigration law. We enforce state and local laws here in Minneapolis, and we will do so to the best of our ability. But as for cooperation with ICE, the answer is no. Okay. I highly doubt that because the next thing is going to be him getting raided and put in jail. Oh, 100%. And that guy doesn't look like a guy...

That would be able to handle jail. Oh, he'll handle it. Just fine. I don't think he knows he'll handle it. Yeah. I want to point something out. And I'm just going to say it because everybody's thinking it. She lying. Okay. What do you mean? She ain't doing sign language, bro. Did you see that shit?

I don't know sign language, dude. Me either, but I don't think that was it. I'm sure it was. These people aren't that bad, are they? Bro, no, listen, there was a lady in Florida that fucking- Oh, yeah, I remember. We covered that. Okay. Yeah. Maybe that is true. I'm just saying. Let's see. I'm going to play it without the audio and just watch this shit because to me, she's scissoring. She's doing some scissoring. Just fucking play it. Let's see. Look what she does with her tongue. She lying. Nah. I don't know, man. I don't know enough.

But even without the sound, that guy looks like he's going to hate jail. That girl, look at the girl on the back right, man. She's just like, dude, these people look miserable. Don't they? They always do. They always try, because they're always trying to play this moral high card authority. Like, oh, I'm so, DJ, I'm so disappointed in you. It's a sad day for democracy. It's what you've done. It's just inexcusable. Andy, I want you to know.

You're not an alien. What are you going to do to, what actions are you going to take to make this right with the people that you offended? I'm going to save democracy. Are you planning on apologizing? Probably. Probably, actually. I probably should. I mean, that's how these people look. He's not going to make it. And how about that, who is that back there? What's that girl's name? Ilhan Omar. Yeah, Ilhan Omar, who doesn't even belong in our fucking government. Is that true? I think it's true.

I don't know if that's true. For citizenship. But regardless, she openly states that her interests lie with Somalians. Somalia, yeah. Okay, well, when is she being deported? Right. Okay, we shouldn't have people who have interests of other countries, no matter what country it is, in our government. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. At all. But here's the thing, man. No matter what country. No, whatever country.

But here's the thing. We've covered this because it's always these fucking politicians, right, who want us to believe that these are the decisions that's best for us. But when you actually talk to the communities, when you actually talk to the victims, when you talk to the communities who have to deal with these fucking decisions that these people are making, the citizens don't want it. Well, then why do they keep voting for it? Well, I mean...

And personally, I don't even know if it's a voting thing, but like it's ignorance. Right. Because they come in and they're like, oh, yeah, we're going to do all these great things. But then they completely go off script. Right. Like, I don't think if anybody one knew how bad the shit was going to be when it comes to these illegal migrants and nobody would be voting for that shit to begin with. But.

Two, if they knew that their lives, their neighborhoods, that their jobs, that their peace would be affected in the way it has been, nobody would vote for that, bro. Well, isn't it a citizen's responsibility to know what they're voting for?

Shouldn't they dig into like beyond a label, like beyond the Republican label or the Democrat label and say, what is going to actually benefit me? And what is the track record of this group of people in actually following through on what they claim? Say what you want about the Republican Party and say what you want about Donald Trump.

but he's doing exactly what he said he was going to do and that's what people want people want a representative government where the people that we elect do exactly what they say they are going to do they will continue to lose because their little game has been exposed which is to come in say we're going to do certain things and then don't do any of it

Take the money. Yeah, bro. Yeah, but it is good to see you know, like these people are clowns 100% Yeah, but you know, I thought there was gonna be a lot more pushback from you know These communities that are having no deal with these these sanctuary cities, but actually it's complete opposite brother praising. Yeah these raids Okay, they're praising you know why okay? Here's the headline New York City residents praise ice raids praise after violent gang member captured because dude Here's the deal

It doesn't matter if you're white or you're black or you're Asian or whatever. Okay. Latino. It doesn't matter. You're an American citizen. You live in New York. New York is a great city with lots of automatically has diversity. It's always has. It's been, you know what? New York's probably one of the best examples of diversity that exists in this country for the last hundred years. Okay. It's the place where everybody came from all these other places and a lot of them stayed in that area. So it's very diverse. All right.

New York City is one of the most beautiful, cool, culturally awesome cities in the world. There's a reason why it's one of the most expensive cities in the world because people like living there. I love New York. I love walking down the street. I love the different food choices or the different cultures that are represented. I love New York. Every time I go there, bro, I walk away and I'm like, I got this energy that I didn't have before. It's fucking awesome.

People in New York want to enjoy their city. They want to walk down the street with their loved one holding hands and not get their fucking head bashed in by some motherfucker that doesn't even belong here. They don't. They get it. Okay. So like these people who come in and try to pretend like they're voicing for these people and then say, oh, we accept. They're all lying. Mm hmm.

No, they don't accept them. Dude, it doesn't matter what your race is. You want to walk down the street without getting your ass kicked or getting robbed or getting stabbed or getting shot.

It's the truth. Yeah. One Bronx woman, 80-year-old Evelyn Brown, says she is relieved the raids are underway. Quote, get them the hell off the street. Get them the hell out of the street so people don't have to walk in fear. She's saying exactly. Look, dude, that's a woman who's 80 years old. She remembers what it's like to be able to walk down the street, get an ice cream cone, and not have to worry about who's around. Right. Yeah.

You know, like, bro, America's an amazing place when we don't have this criminal element. 100%. Your city, your town, wherever you live, you remove the crime. You remove the criminal element, no matter what race they are or where they come from. And you have a beautiful, awesome place. Okay?

Okay? That's what we all want. That's what we want, man. And it's still rolling, bro. They just shut down Colorado. I don't know if you saw that. That's another- Oh, that gang up there? Yeah, Trinidad and Agua. Yeah. Those apartments that they had in Colorado, they just shut that down. They're calling it a stunning, symbolic victory. Yeah.

because ICE came through along with a couple of other agencies. And, I mean, bro, they got them out. You know what I'm saying? So, I mean, they're moving, man. They're moving. It's just still so interesting. You still see these people that try to hold on, you know, to these –

Virtue fucking signal and bullshit right like no or like you know how they say like well who's gonna do our crops and who's gonna It's like not only that how racist are you yeah, right? It might be racist. Yeah You know so you got that shit going on man. It's good to see people are fighting people are getting this shit out of here And they're with it. Yep. That's my I love it. Yeah guys. Let us free free, New York So I can go back

Guys, let us know what you guys think on this topic down in the comments. With that being said, any last words for Tiffany? Sign our bitch. Guys, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, we got Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck. This is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. So with that being said, our Thumbs Up or Dumb as Fuck headline reads...

Man arrested in UK cheese heist where imposter stole $389,000 worth of cheddar. All right. I want to try something with you, Andy. All right. We in jail. Okay.

We are? We're in jail. Big jail. Okay. Are we in the same cell? Probably. No, I mean, maybe. I don't know. We might be in jail. But aren't you? I'm with the Peckerwoods. You're with the Peckerwoods. And you're with the? I'm with the Blacks. Blacks. Okay. Not by choice. Well, no shit. I'd like to be with. I don't want to be with the Peckerwoods. I want to be with the Blacks. Really? Yeah. Maybe we do a little NFL draft. You guys, we do a trade. I want to be on your team, dude.

Don't you want to be on my team? We're going to start our own team. All right. That's cool. Let's start our own team. All right. But we're in there. And you know, like they're always like, I could just imagine some like, you know, fucking just yoke dude coming up. Like me? What you in for? Yeah. That's what I would be doing. Stole the cheddar. Stole the cheddar. I would think he stole money. He sold cheese, bro. Yeah. But I would, if that were me and I stole the cheddar, I would just be like, bro, I stole 400 grand worth of cheddar. Yeah.

and people are going to be like, what's that white boy talking about? And I'm going to be like, Cheddar, where the fuck you don't know what Cheddar is? That's what I'm going to do. And he's going to be like, oh shit, he's talking about money. And then I'm just going to go down the street. You don't think you're an accountant or something? They're going to find out. They're going to call you Parmesan. That's going to be your new nickname. They're going to call me Mickey Mouse. My name's going to be Mickey Mouse in jail. Because

Because I got all the cheddar. Yeah, Parmesan. Yeah. Parmesan. Yeah, man, this dude stole cheese, bro. It's interesting. Let's dive into it. Authorities in London have arrested a 63-year-old man in connection with the cheese heist of 2024. Sounds like a hit movie. That's going to see that on Netflix next week.

What do they call it? Grated. That'd be the name of the movie. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. Cheese was very scarce. People were desperate, especially for Parmesan. I just see some rat-looking dude. I don't have his mug shot. I can just see a fucking... You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. Cheese Heist, in which tens of thousands of pounds of...

of high-value cheddar were stolen from a major distributor. London-based retailer and cheesemaker Neal's Yard Dairy said it learned on Wednesday that a suspect was in custody. The Metropolitan Police confirmed to NPR that a man was detained on suspicion of fraud by false representation in handling stolen goods. Quote, the man was taken to a South London police station

where he was questioned. He has since been bailed pending further inquiries, a police spokesperson said. So over the past week, the British artisanal cheese community has been reeling after Neal's Yard Dairy announced it had been the victim of a sophisticated fraud resulting in the loss of over 300 pounds worth of cloth bound cheddar, the equivalent of more than $389,000.

The theft involved, let's see how smart this guy is. Well, obviously not that smart. He just got caught. But the theft involved a fraudulent buyer posing as a legitimate wholesale distributor for a major French retailer with the cheese delivered before the discovery of the fraudulent identity the company sold. Oh, yeah. It made off with 950 wheels. That's over 22 metric tons.

or roughly 48,000 pounds of half-awed... It's a trailer. Yeah, it's a massive fucking trailer of cheese. Yeah. Whisk-comb cheese, which is pretty good. Pitchfork cheddar, it added. And it came from three artisan suppliers. So he's in for cheddar, stealing cheddar. What do we got? I mean... I didn't know there was a business for that shit. Bro, I think cheese is kind of like wine, dude. There's levels to it. And there's people that...

are like super into it i like cheese yeah but i you don't like that kind of cheese i know i love that type of cheese bro no that's above your level of cheese what do you mean you like the cheese that they serve you at like twisted tree and like the little gourmet like the like the shark yeah the you think is nice yeah okay there's a whole nother level above that and then there's a level above that and that's what this is yes oh yeah bro there's listen there's levels to this there's levels to everything yeah that makes sense that's right i like gorgonzola

I you know what I like uh what do they put on emos there parmesan oh that's pro veil pro veil that's the st louis thing bro I like that motherfuckers don't know about pro veil bro that's that real shit yeah real deal holyfield right there yeah I mean he got dave portnoy don't like it though well he can fuck off he tried to fucking tell he said the emos sucked I think didn't he guess what what did he say about emos we all can't be straight right

What do you say? People don't. People call it cheese on crackers is what they call it. Portnoy is awesome, dude. Yeah, but he's just obviously. You don't have to like emo. He's obviously flawed in some ways. He's not perfect. I get it. I mean, nobody can be. Unless you like emos, you're pretty perfect.

My favorite point and only thing that he ever did, though, was when he walked up to that Antifa guy and asked him if he's ever been to Nantucket. You ever been to Nantucket? What, do you hate rich people? Yeah. You ever been to Nantucket? It's fucking nice. Yeah, man. I don't know what we got on this. You know, I mean, the amount... He's not a very good criminal because he got caught. Got caught. That's what I'm saying. And there's definitely...

Do you think you put a disguise on? Yeah, like Mickey Mouse. Stealing and cheating. People do this shit all the time. You know how many people we've caught trying to do that to our stuff? Like make a fake customer and try to intercept. We've had trailers stolen like that. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, that's a real thing and people do. It's crazy. Anyway, yeah, well, I got no opinion. I'm just going to guess. I'm going to flip. I got this coin that says mercy or no mercy. Okay. All right, so we're going to flip. Here we go.

It says mercy, so I'm going to give it a thumbs up. That's bullshit. It's fucking rigged, all right? Just like the 2020 election. Let's try it again. It said it again. It said mercy again. It's fucking weighted. It's a weighted coin. Hold on. Let's go three. It said no mercy. Are you happy now? I'm happy. All right. Thumbs down, this fucking piece of shit. Fuck you, dude. Fuck this guy and his cheese. It must be black. All right. What? Guys. What's wrong with you? Andy, that is all I have.

That's all I got. All right, guys. We'll see you Monday. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.