853. Andy & DJ CTI: Judge Rules Fired Federal Workers Must Be Rehired, Putin Agrees In Principle With U.S. Proposed 30-Day Ukraine Ceasefire & House Hearing Ends After Lawmaker Introduces Rep. Sarah McBride As ‘Mr. McBride’
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Welcome to motherfucking reality guys today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the motherfucking internet that's what we're gonna do that's what CTI stands for it stands for Cruz the internet uh and we're just gonna get right into it man uh what the fuck's going on hey how's it going buddy oh yeah I forgot don't be a hoe share the show all right yeah hey what are you doing over there um you know making sure the volume's off so I don't interrupt the show oh yeah yeah that's about it that's good I had to readjust my chair too shit was a little weird what is that like your fourth or fifth chair

You know, so I actually learned something today. What? I learned, Joe fucks up the chairs. Then he switches my good chair out. How did you discover this? Well, bro, you know I'm an intel guy, right? I know, but like when I'm saying, that sounds like a pretty heavy accusation. No, I've seen him do it. Is that true, Joe? Oh, this fucking chair. Somebody's fucking this. Is that true, Joe? Ice cream, Joe? Is that true? Is that true, Joe, Joe? No.

Those are some serious accusations. He's dragged the chair out. I'm going to have to see the evidence. Who broke the fucking chair? DJ. Okay. All right. This is a good one. This is a good one. Is that why he started working out? What? The chair? Breaking chairs? No. The bill for the chairs get too much.

Cost more than your mortgage. Yeah, man. All right. You look good, though. Thanks, bro. Yeah, we're getting there. Yeah? You still working hard? Still grinding, man. Work out today? Not yet, no, because I have other shit to take care of. I thought you worked out at 8.30 in the morning. Well, typically, but I had the other stuff to, you know. That wasn't even real stuff. It wasn't, but I mean, I took it seriously, you know? All right. Anyway. Yeah. Greetings. Yeah. Hello, children.

Well, today's a special day. The day you guys are listening to this, it's 314 day, which is a big day for us here in St. Louis.

314 is our area code, right? So like, you know. It's all we got. It's all we got, you know, from the Lou and we're proud. And I got something, you know, in commemoration of this sacred day. You know what? I appreciated your story last night, Joe. The story about the water tower down there on Grand. That's a beautiful piece of architecture. Remember, like think about if our whole city looked like that still.

It'd be one of the best cities in the fucking world. Well, we got a lot of cool-ass buildings that are just all abandoned and shit. Listen, no one loves this city more than me, bro. I love it. If I didn't love it so much, I wouldn't be here. I wouldn't build my companies here. I fucking love it. That's real. But I just wish that we could get it revived some, you know what I'm saying? You guys need to buy a little more protein so I can fucking fix this shit up.

But no, dude, I found this. I thought this was interesting. We like winning, right? And St. Louis is back on the winning table. 2024 homicide rankings. St. Louis leads nation yet again. Hell yeah, baby. We were down for a minute. I know. We were like third. Yeah. We're back to number one. Number one, baby. Fucking winners. Hey, man. If we're going to do something, we do it all the way. That should be our slogan.

You know what I'm saying? Yeah, bro. Per capita, we're back at it. Hey. Now Chicago's close. Per capita is made up. It's not even a real thing. It's not a real thing. That's a white person talking point. It's a privilege point. Listen, I get it, guys. But no, yeah, per capita, we got it. 52.9% per capita.

Yeah, that's the highest one. Holy shit. That's way higher than everybody else. Way higher. Yeah, per capita, dude. It's awesome. Oh, my God. Yeah. Chicago's at 20. We're double Chicago. Right? Chicago ain't got shit on us, baby. You guys, come on, man. You guys calm down out there. Step your game up. What the fuck's going on? No, I say step your game up, Chicago. No, because it'll be me or you. Just be the karma for talking shit.

I'm not trying. Well, statistically, it'd be me. Dude, this is what I've been trying to say. This is what I've been trying to say, man. I want to go downtown. I want to hang out, but we can't because you get fucking killed. Bro, I tell people when they come here. They stay down at the Four Seasons. People don't believe it. And I say, hey, man, don't go outside at night. And they're like,

oh dude i can handle myself anywhere i'm like you don't understand you don't understand what i'm telling you this is not south central los angeles this is this is fucking beirut okay like don't yeah like dude i have to get these arguments with these people that come in and they're like dude i'm fucking fine i fucking served in the military well did they teach you how to stop bullets with your fucking hands yeah right right you know what do you in the fucking matrix right like

I don't know what to tell you bro. Like they don't listen to me. And then one of the dudes came in, he was staying over at fucking the chase and he's like, "Dude, you'll never believe what I saw." And I'm like, "What'd you see?" He's like, "I saw a dude get shot." I'm like,

I told you. Well, I mean, it is. Don't go outside down there at nighttime. It's not safe. It's not safe. No, it's not. It's not. I mean, there's places. I mean, listen, granted, every city has its bad places. Yes, agreed. Sure. But the north side of St. Louis, you don't go. Period, dude. At any time, really. Yeah, don't go there. But yeah, man, I thought this was winning. Now, I mean, like, again. You know what, dude? It's sad. It is. It shouldn't be that way. It is. It is. And this is why I get so passionate about...

All of this stuff that we talk about all the time guys You know when I talk about the black communities and a lot of people are like why do you care so much about that? Because i'm from fucking st louis, bro and I see the way the community's been robbed and pillaged And the crimes have not been prosecuted which creates more crime and more danger I've seen the money gets stolen. I've seen it. I've seen it right here and dude you lived in it, you know, and so like

You know, people don't understand. Like, dude, this isn't fucking Philadelphia. It's not fucking New York. It's way fucking worse. Yeah. You know? Dude, I'm not trying to talk shit on the city. No, I mean... These are statistics, man. These are real things. Well, I mean... I love this fucking city. Yeah. But, like, dude, that shit shouldn't be happening here. No. Well, I mean, like, again, like, you know...

We're trying to make light of the situation, but I mean, the deeper underlying. Of course, we're going to fucking joke about everything. Yeah, but the underlining tone here, bro, like I mean, like that means like there's victims like there is. These are people. And like when you look at, well, who are the people that are doing it? Who are the people that are, you know, that are the victims of these crimes? Well, like, I mean, nobody wants to address it. And like to this point, I know we just we had this topic, I think a couple of episodes ago.

But that fucking team that was running that track meet, right, that hit that lady? Well, it came out that she did get charged with assault. But look at the accountability behind it. Local NAACP issues an outrageous defense of attacker. Why?

Why are we... Didn't I say this? You said exactly that, bro. Hold on. Didn't we talk... We did talk about this. That's what I'm saying. Because didn't I... I asked you... What's the accountability issue? We talked about it. No, I said that. I said, look at the difference between different cultures and... I did that, right? Mm-hmm. Okay. If you missed the show, I asked a very honest question. What is the difference? Why is it that in white culture...

Like, dude, you know, if I have someone I'm related to or someone I know or someone I'm friends with and they do dumb ass shit, like,

I'm gonna be the first one to be like, well, shouldn't have fucking done that, dumbass. Enjoy your bologna sandwich. But when these things happen in the black communities, everybody's like, I didn't see nothing. You know what I'm saying? Like, what are you, you're picking on this guy who just, he doesn't know because he, you know, like, dude, we make up all these excuses. Sympathy. And dude, listen, criminals are fucking criminals, man. It doesn't matter what color they are. It doesn't matter what race they are. And we can't continue to make excuses for,

For criminals. It doesn't, for any criminals. And I don't understand what that culture is. I just don't understand it. Like, why would you want to defend people who are doing bad things from accountability who are statistically likely to do more bad things because they didn't face accountability the first time? It's wild, bro. I mean, here's part of the release they just put out from the NAACP chapter.

And then down at the bottom says Aaliyah, the attacker. They say, quote, Aaliyah is not an attacker. What would you call that? Yeah, right, right. Yeah. What do they call it? Yeah, they said in media headlines, continuing, media headlines that allude towards that in any way is shameful. We understand the sensitivity of the circumstances for both athletes and their families involved, but this narrative must not go under unaddressed.

Aaliyah is an honor student, star athlete, historic IC Norcom high school. From all accounts, she's an exceptional young leader and scholar whose athletic talent has been well documented and recognized across our state. Okay, so if she's not an attacker, what is she? Yeah, right. Right. I would have loved to see the NAACP- Why would they defend this? That's what I'm saying, bro. Dude, this is how they lose all credibility. It's sickening. Listen, dude, you want to know why people don't take a lot of this shit seriously?

You want to know why more people aren't invested in fixing the black communities that don't live there? You know why? Shit like this? Yes, because you can't do it. You try to say, hey, get that motherfucker charged or punished or held accountable.

And the community doesn't want to do it. And then they want to blame people that look like me for causing the fucking problem. And that's just not true. No. No, I would have loved to see the NAACP statement had that been a white girl that hit her. You know what I'm saying? Bro, if that was a white girl that did that, we all know what would be going on. There'd be riots. There'd be riots. It'd be all stirred up. Looting at Nike's.

I mean, foot lockers. I mean, maybe not to this point. I think everybody started to realize that we are pitted against each other. But there certainly would have been a crowd of people. It would have been an attempt. That were like, yes. It would have tried to push that. For sure. For sure. You know, but like, you know, it's stupid, man. It's stupid. I just thought that was a nice little follow up. You know? It is. It's stupid. You know? By the way, this is not a temperature map. Is that the crime map? Yeah.

Looks like the fucking Mojave Desert, bro. I got no comment on that. Yeah, man. It is what it is, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Dude, you know what, dude? That's like what we're missing in this town, though. Like, if you go to other cities, like if you go to Boston, people say whatever they want about Boston. Now, they do have a batshit crazy mayor. Yeah.

But you go there, you feel safe. No pun intended. Okay? For real. Yeah. You go to downtown Nashville, you feel safe. You go to downtown Austin or Dallas, you feel safe. Like, you can do things. There's things to do. Yeah. You know, here you can't do shit because the city is... Like, you're afraid you're going to get fucking carjacked everywhere you fucking go once you enter the city limits, dude. And...

It's not the police that aren't enforcing the laws. It's that they aren't allowed to enforce the laws because when they do, the people don't get prosecuted and they get let out and they create more... Dude, it's sad, dude, because this is a beautiful city filled with amazing people. Good people, man. Good people. Yeah. Well, guys...

Andy let's do some cruising. I would love to see st. Louis. Just go hard as fuck Come cleaning up the criminal element here. I mean like and I think I don't think I'm alone in saying that Yeah, I think people are tired of not having any social a bit like any social Outlets at all. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean and that actually may be on the horizon because there's some stuff right now with st Louis City Police

So with the state coming back in and taking control of the city police department, which will open them up to immediately send charges to state also. Is that real? Oh, yeah. We've done it a few times. It's been back and forth. Well, I mean, dude, look, we need drastic action in this city. This is unacceptable. It's not what we want for the amount of taxes that we pay in this town. And then in the city, you pay another one full 1%. For what? I don't see it.

I don't see it, man. Yeah. Well, let's get into some cruising, dude. Let's check these guys, these headlines out. Remember, if you want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfussella.com. You guys can find them linked there. Or you can just come on the YouTube and watch us here and stare at our handsome faces. Either way. Yeah.

- It's crazy how many people, it's real, it's actually kind of crazy how many people still only listen to audio and don't watch the YouTube. - Don't wanna see us. - Especially with the amount of production that we offer on the show. - Probably don't wanna see a black man. - That's probably what it is. - I mean, I don't know. - It's racism. - Yeah, I mean, when is it not? - Let's march. - I'm going straight to Footlogger, bro. - Hey man, look, all I'm saying is, you know,

I appreciate all you guys on audio. It's like fucking a hundred times more people, but you know, you should check it out on YouTube. Yeah, we look good. We look real good today. Oh, I gotta bring this up. I don't even know. I almost forgot this, bro. So, you know, I've been getting a lot of pressure from our real ass fans. And, you know, you've equalized the pressure as well. Days of Thunder. Yeah.

I saw that you were going to watch it last night. I watched it. Oh, you watched it last night. What happened? I'm about to piss a lot of people off. What? Terrible movie. What are you talking about? It's fucking trash. How? Bro, the plot, the fucking, I mean, it was honestly probably one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life.

You didn't watch it then? I fell asleep like for the last 15 minutes. No. It was so bad. You didn't watch it. What happened in the movie? So Tom Cruise rides in on the motorcycle. Yeah. Right? Yeah. He borrows the other guy. His competitors fucking Carter fucking do a lap. Harry, you know, they're bickering. They finally fixed their relationship and all that's great. He starts winning some races because he listens to Harry's advice. Tom Cruise doesn't know shit about cars but knows how to drive them. Like I got, I get it. Motherfucker, you read that on Wikipedia. I swear to God, I watched the movie last night, Andy. No, you didn't. It's, it's,

Honestly, there's no way you could watch days of thunder and be like, oh it's one of the worst by itself You're you're fucking retarded then. Well, I mean, I think the people who watch it might be no. Okay, so it's everybody else It's everybody else's fault being real brother. It sounds like the people that blame the crime on everybody. They're saying everybody else I can understand Wow, you know culturally why that's important in the movie. Well you guys

why is that huh why no i'm like the nascar the thing you know like that's i get it i get why that's culturally significant for you are you are you upset that you don't have your own car bubble wallace no we do we have our own like tv car thing it's called cops

Yeah. You know, we have a whole fucking TV show. You're going to watch the movie with me. Okay. Yeah. All right. All right. What happened with the sugar packets? Yeah. He was showing her like, you know, he was laying down with the doctor who had to clear him. So after she told you this story yesterday. No, bro. I watched the movie, Andy. I watched it. I gave it a good hard try. What happens? What car does he finally end up racing?

In the end. I think I fell asleep at that point. Okay. Yeah, I was asleep. What was his first car? But when they had to go do dinner with the NASCAR president dude or whatever, and they fucking rented some cars and beat him up and shit. Dude, I watched it. You just went to YouTube and watched the highlights. I watched it, Andy. That is a good scene. Yeah, that was a cool scene. That was cool. What was the bad scenes? The rest of it. I mean, being real, bro. The highway patrol when they get pulled over, that was funny. And there was a stripper cop.

Right? That Harry planted. Like, cool. I get it, you know? But, like, dude, it was the flow, the fucking, like, cinematography. It was trash, bro. That movie's from, like, 85. I can tell. Yeah, well, that's what shit look like in 85. Yeah.

It reminded me of like Top Gun for NASCAR. That's exactly what it is. Okay. Yeah. Top Gun's one of the greatest movies ever. Undeniable. Oh, okay. So it reminds you of Top Gun for NASCAR, but it's shitty and Top Gun is good. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Top Gun's a great fucking movie. One out of two. Guys, I'm having auditions for a new co-host.

One that has a higher IQ than fucking 75. We tested mine. Yeah, we did. You tested yours. It wasn't verified. Testing it yourself and telling people. I don't know if that counts. Well, I got a certificate. Oh, you did? Did you make that up on your computer? Nope. It was like $15.99. Worthy extra. Worthy extra, man. I'm just saying, you know, don't shoot the messenger.

DJ's Rotten Tomatoes nah you know I don't believe it yeah well let's get into this cruise man was there any black people in that movie at all ooh I don't think so yeah I don't think so that's probably why you're mad it was I just didn't feel the cultural significance yeah you know I mean NASCAR is cool you know just you know yeah

Was that right? I don't think he watched it. Well, dude, he built that car in fucking 30 seconds. You know what I'm saying? The plot lines just didn't make sense. What are you talking about? They sped that part up in the movie. Yeah, but he didn't change his clothes.

He wears the same clothes the whole movie. No, he goes up to the car. It's like the fucking metal thing. He's like, oh, I'm going to do this so good for you. I'm going to fucking widen the gas tank, give you an extra gallon of gas. Like, bro, I watched it. I watched the movie. That's not what he said. He said, I'm going to give you a longer fuel line so I can hold an extra gallon of gas. He said, wider fuel line so you can hold an extra gallon of gas.

All right, maybe you watched something. I watched it, dude. I watched it. What do you think? It's fucking terrible. You think you watched it? I watched it, bro. Nah, he's lying. I watched it. Terrible movie. Okay. Yeah, sorry. Well, let's get into our headlines. Well, sorry it wasn't fucking Pokemon or whatever the fuck you grew up on. It's okay. Listen, it's okay. What? Yeah, Bridgerton. I watched, listen, I thought about, I was thinking about this last night. You say Bridgerton's better than Days of Thunder. It's a TV show, so I mean, you can't really. But you would rather watch that.

You know how I know you're fucking gay? Well, I had this idea too, bro. So I was like, while I was watching this movie, I'm like, I see what Andy's doing here. Like, you know, and I do appreciate it. We're trying to like, you know, do like a cultural exchange thing here. You know what I'm saying? I watch Days of Thunder. So I got something. I ordered it last night when I was watching the movie. I've probably already seen it. It's the entire Roots collection. Yeah.

You've seen Tequinte? Yeah, yeah. You've seen 1 through 7, though? I've seen the whole thing. Okay, well, we're going to watch it again. Okay. And, like, you know, so you can, you know.

Okay, you watch roots, bro. You watch everybody's listen white people are forced to watch fucking school That's a fucking fact they make you sit there and fucking watch it I had to do it - no, they fucking roll the TV in there like oh, we're gonna show a movie today It's gonna be great. And they're like What is it you're like roots of like fuck It's every year man. Yeah

They're only during, you know, that's how they start. That's how they start that white guilt. That's what it is, bro. That's what it is, man. All right. Uncle, you know, I get it. I get it, man. Oh, man. Yeah. Well, let's do some cruising, guys. Let's get to it. We got our first for clarification. Huh? Days of Thunder is is better than Bridgerton.

I think, you know, that's the beautiful thing about cinema is that like, you know, everybody's, it's like art, you know, you, what you get out of it. Yeah. It's like sexual orientation. You know what I'm saying? I get it. It's what you like. It's all right. It's what you like, man. It's what you like. Well,

I do like these headlines I got for you. Okay. All right. Let's get into them. Let's get into our first set of headlines, guys. Headline number one. So this is a big thing going on. This just happened right before we started recording here. Everybody's wilded up about it and talking about it. Headline number one reads, thousands of fired federal workers must be rehired immediately. Judge rules.

So, you know, we know Trump fired, you know, tens of thousands of people. A lot of those people were probationary employees who were fired. And U.S. District Judge William Alsup described the mass firings as a quote unquote sham strategy by the government's central human resources office to sidestep legal requirements for reducing the federal workforce. So this guy right here.

This is the judge. This is the honorable judge, William. Ass hat. I mean, whatever. He also wrote a book, The Trial of Lee Harvey Oswald. I thought that was interesting. But anyway, who is this guy? So also, he's a San Francisco based appointee of President Bill Clinton.

He ordered the defense treasury, energy, interior agriculture, and veteran affairs departments to immediately offer all fired probationary employees, their jobs back. The office of personnel management, the judge said had made an,

unlawful decision to terminate them. And even if it is upheld on appeal, it does not guarantee that all workers will be able to get their jobs back permanently. Alsop made clear that agencies still have the authority to implement reductions in force as long as they follow the proper procedures in doing so. The article continues saying federal agencies are currently... That's weird, man. Like, what it...

So did they follow the proper procedures when they fired everybody for not taking the COVID shot? Right. What about all these businesses that you tried to charge $700,000 per employee that wouldn't take the shot? Is that the proper procedure in this country? It's a great point. It's a great point.

You know, and dude, it's so it's so weird, too, right? Because like our government at the basis of it is supposed to have checks and balances. But the president oversees the executive branch. A lot of these things were under his authority. Fuck. I mean, like we're saving how much money? Because the truth of the matter is, I know everybody likes to get personal about, you know, fucking federal employees. But like, let's be real, bro. Like the shit we have all of these fucking excessive numbers.

How efficient is our government? You know, like all these fucking IRS fucking people, we still don't have to get our taxes returned on time. You know what I'm saying? Like, like there's so much inefficiency that obviously the drastic number of these people, like they're not doing shit to begin with. Get them out of there. You don't get a fucking right to have a government job. I'm sorry. It doesn't it doesn't make sense. So, I mean, this is an interesting thing. I mean, yeah, this is common sense. I mean, I'm not saying anything because I'm like, yeah, yeah.

Well, here's the thing, too. They have to offer their jobs back. I don't know how many of these people are actually going to want to go back anyway, to be real. You know what I'm saying? Like, bro, they fucking hate the administration. They hate Trump. So, like, why would they even want to go back? You know what I'm saying? Now, I think that also opens up some other issues, though, because those same people, these are the reasons why we were having so many cultural problems in our government. It was these fucking people. You know what I'm saying? Bringing the fucking trans books in the fucking offices and the pride flags in the offices. These were those people.

I'm aware. You know, so it's like, fuck, like, good riddance, man. Trump doesn't have to do any of the shit this guy says, just so we're clear. I don't think he should. He doesn't need to. I don't think he should. If the Supreme Court says that, then that's a different thing, but he'll probably ignore it. He should. And, yeah, I think everybody that doesn't have a government job or his household isn't supported by a government job understands how much bloating and, you know,

Waste there is in the government I mean all we have to do is go to a government office where there's 16 people to do one job and they all sit in their fucking asses and Let you you know sit there for as long as they deem necessary To make sure that you know that they're in charge and not you they're all rude They all treat you like shit, and you know what I don't think people would fucking you know if you if we walked in and

to a government center or a DMV or any of these places, and it was quick and easy and the people were nice, there wouldn't be as much of an uproar about this. So in my opinion, these people who are...

you know at you know at the end of the acts on these things you guys brought it on yourselves by thinking that you deserve an untitled to that job and that there was no accountability it was ever going to come your way because the reality is is if they follow procedure like judge alsup is trying to tell them they need to it makes it almost impossible to actually fire anybody and anybody who's worked in a government job will tell you this it's almost impossible to fire people for

for anything. And

That creates a situation where the employees know that they don't have to do their jobs and they don't have to service the customers and they don't have to take care of people even though those people are paying their fucking salaries. How many times have all of us been into a government run center, whether it be a courthouse or a license bureau or somewhere, get permits and we get treated like total fucking shit. Mm-hmm.

How many of you listening? No. Okay. Now, if that were the opposite and we went in there every single time and everybody was on it. And dude, you know what? If everybody was on it, they wouldn't need the people anyway. Right. Right. So the only reason they have all these extra people is because the inability to remove people that don't do their job and what they continue to do is hire more and more and more and more. You know, it becomes a game of,

You know, we need to hire a person to do that versus I need to do that. And so you end up with a whole bunch of people that have jobs and salaries that do nothing, collecting our tax dollars and then also not doing the jobs that we need them for. So it becomes a cycle.

They don't want to do their jobs, so they hire more people to do the job. The more people that they hire to do the job, the more money it costs us. Those people finally figure out that they don't have to do their job later. They hire more people, cost us more, and that's where the bloating has come from. It's come from that. Now, if we had a great experience with all these things, bro, people wouldn't be as fired up about cutting this as they are now. But I can't tell you... I can tell you...

Two times I've had decent experiences with government paid employees in terms of licensing permits,

You know, and those kind of things. One was when we went and took my driver's test. That guy was fucking awesome. And then I met, I had another lady, like the last time I got my driver's license renewed, not this time, but the last time, which was six years ago or whatever. I remember the lady because she was nice and it stuck out so much that I still remember her that long ago, which was almost 10 years ago. Right. Because I was like, wow.

I can't believe how easy this is. It's because it was such an anomaly of what my experiences had been. And I think a lot of people share that. And so it's like, dude, what the fuck are we paying you for? Yeah, no, I get it. The last thing I want to do is walk into a government building and listen to some fucking

Turd who doesn't know how to do anything except collect the fucking free ride for my tax dollars Tell me why I can't do what the fuck I want to do with my own money my own property I don't want that while I'm having to give them more of my fucking yeah bullshit. Yeah, right. It's crazy, man. It's crazy Yeah, so me so you got that going on we'll see we'll keep updated on what what Trump's responses on that We haven't gotten one just yet So we'll see

Other things that are going on, though. A Trump hater sets himself ablaze while torching Tesla Charger station in South Carolina.

That's I call that instant karma. A masked man vandalized a Tesla charging station and attempted to burn it down using Molotov cocktails in North Charleston, South Carolina, ultimately setting himself on fire in the process. Maniacs sprayed painted long live Ukraine. Next week, vulgar message aimed at President Trump at the scene. Yeah, I call that instant karma.

Instant. Do you live? I don't know. We don't have those answers yet. But yeah, it was a weird incident that happened near a pizzeria. Long live Ukraine? Okay, well, send him there. They need people to fight that war. Yeah, well, I mean, he's burned up now, so. Yeah, well. Yeah, we'll see. But, you know, so you got that. That stuff's still been going on. Trump's saying that his response has been he's planning to label these attacks on these CESA locations as domestic terrorism. Yeah.

Because again, I mean, who are these people? I'd imagine they're the same people that tried to burn half the fucking country down a few years ago. Yeah, of course it is. They're the same people. These are paid leftist protesters. Agitators. They're not protesters. They're activists. Yeah, that's right. And they're paid by NGOs, which come from your tax dollars. So hopefully that goes through. At a recent White House event, President Donald Trump... I don't think people understand this. Your tax dollars...

Go to NGOs. The NGOs then pay these agitators to go destroy property in your city, in your town, in your community. In the name of activism. Yeah. So you're paying... You pay...

For all of the destruction during BLM, you paid for all of the destruction and all of these protests that we're all like, what the fuck is going on? Why are we? We're in America, man. Fuck Ukraine. Like, fuck all these other countries. We have homeless people. We have our own problems. We like.

Most people feel that way. And then we have this group of people that's paid that runs up and down and destroys everything. Like these people should be terrorists and they should they should be dealt with as terrorists. One hundred percent, man. We had a recent meeting. President Trump declared that he would label violence at test locations such as dealerships and charging stations as domestic terrorism following escalating violence against the company and its CEO, Elon Musk.

Um, but it wasn't just, uh, wasn't, wasn't just the test locations that are getting it today. There was also a protest, uh, in New York city. Um, chaos is protesters storm Trump tower demanding release of Columbia grad student, uh, my mood Khalil, um, who is in the process of being deported right now. Cause he's not supposed to fucking be here anyway. Um,

Well, he was on a green card. Right. And he broke the law. Broke the law. When you are on a green card, it's pretty much understood that you have to like mind your P's and Q's until you get permanent residency. Which you didn't have. Yeah. So, I mean, like, who's the fucking idiot? Yeah. Well, I think it's funny how this started out, right? So, I mean, this is how that protest started. Hold on, stop.

What is the commonality between those fucking people there NASCAR yeah and mayonnaise Every one of those motherfuckers ain't extra mayonnaise and corn all white people but all all all white people doing it and all Privileged fucking white people doing it. I mean, it's Columbia. Oh

Columbia, you know what I'm saying? Like, yeah. You know what I'm saying? It's crazy. But yeah, I mean, this is how it started, right? And when I say privilege, I mean upper middle class white people. Privilege privilege. Yeah, people who have never dealt with fucking crime or hardship or anything. They don't understand what's actually going on. And if it came to their front door, they would have a fucking breakdown. Mm-hmm.

But they're more than happy to go out and fucking protest all this shit that they don't even know anything about so they can feel valuable and virtuous and show their little brunch ladies how, you know what, I went and stood for this. You don't know what the fuck you're standing for. And by the way, all the shit you're standing for, you're going to create a scenario where your husbands and your fucking sons and your brothers and your cousins are going to go have to fight a fucking war because you're too stupid to understand what the fuck you're talking about. Well, what?

I don't understand. I mean, they're protesting this Columbia guy. I would assume a lot of these students are probably, you know, Columbia's. Why are you guys not in fucking class? Like, aren't you supposed to be learning? They don't have to go to class anymore, bro. Ivy League schools aren't what they used to be. Ivy League schools are operating off the brand that they used to have. They don't...

For fucking two decades, bro, they've been running off DEI programming. They've been allowing people in who are not qualified to be in based on their race. They have not been serving the best education. It's become indoctrination camps. It's part of the communist insurgency. They attack the universities first, specifically the ones that are held in the highest regard because they have the best reputation. So if you can get the Harvard and you can get the Columbia and you can get the Yale and you can get the Browns,

Now it looks like to everybody else that fuck dude, these are the smartest people and listen to what they're saying. And it flows down through culture there. Those same people go into our government and they get fucking 100%. Yeah. But the main reason it's like,

Influencer marketing. Yeah. You want to go to the influencers with the most influence. So who has the most influence in terms of being smart, quote unquote, in society? Well, if your fucking boy rips out a Harvard degree, you're going to automatically think what? Oh, shit, man. He's pretty fucking smart, dude. He's smart. Columbia degree, Yale, Brown, all these things.

They were very smart and calculated that they attacked those places first because they understand that the smaller places, the state colleges and the other private universities, they're all going to say, well, fuck Harvard's doing it, so we got to do it. And then it flows down. All right. So make no mistake. This is a targeted cultural influence move that the communists have done

implemented over the last you know 30 years if you get a degree from today from Harvard it doesn't mean shit mmm like in fact if someone show up at my companies with a degree from Harvard I'd be like no right zero chance right listen to your fucking ass lecture me about what the fuck you don't even know

Well, the truth of the matter is... That's the worst part about it. The worst part about it is these people believe that they're smarter than everybody because they have a Harvard degree or a fucking Columbia degree or a Brown... You see what I'm saying? It don't mean shit. It doesn't mean shit. The truth is... They haven't even let in the smartest people. Bro, have you ever seen that video? There's a video on the internet where...

Of a guy who had a 4.5 GPA. He's a college kid. He's going to college. You know what I'm talking about? Exactly. I wish we could find that video. He didn't get in. No, he makes a reaction video. He had a 4.5 GPA. He was valedictorian of his high school class and he's applied to all these colleges, Harvard, Brown. I mean, yeah, he had no, and he had like crazy SAT score, all the shit.

Bro, he didn't get into anywhere. Yeah, right. Okay, so those people are no longer our best and brightest. They are at the, they are manipulated into believing they are because of the previous prestige that these brands, quote unquote, universities have. Uh,

And so now you have a bunch of fucking dumbasses running around talking about thinking about how smart they are That's why they have no problem voicing their quote-unquote intelligence on everybody that'll listen when everybody else rolls her eyes like bro You're a fucking idiot. Yeah, right, right. Well, the truth is they're probably getting extra credit for this this Well, I hope they got extra credit for their fucking jail It is crazy. This is how it started. This is how it started and this is how it ended and

They're getting loaded up onto a fucking prison bus. Yeah, and they're all going to act like they're victims. Oh, there's no doubt about that. Look at this guy. Not in our name. Bro, how many wieners have been in that guy's mouth? All of them. Except for mine and yours? Yeah. I mean, if that's a wiener mouth, that's a wiener mouth if I've ever seen one, bro. I'm just saying.

He's hanging out. Look at it. Hold on. You want him again? Yeah, he's hanging out with the BBCs. Look at that thing. Come on now. Yeah. He loves your people. That's probably the happiest he's ever been. Yeah. He's about to go. He's practicing. He's excited to go where he's about to go, bro. Look at this guy, dude. Shit, man. Well, don't assume. We can't assume he's a guy. I can smell the soy through fucking TV. Look at his pants. I know.

Yeah. He's probably thrifted. He's probably got a fucking PhD from fucking Harvard, too. Yeah, right. Of gender studies. These people really think they're doing something. They do, bro. They do. They do. But, I mean, they can't do a lot well. Huh? They can't do a lot well. I mean, they're setting themselves on fucking fire. So, there's that. Look, dude. Let's move on. Yeah. I got nothing else to say. Like, dude, the...

What I said is what I said. You know, if you got a degree from one of these schools in the last fucking 10 years, at least it's just, it's an indoctrination degree. It just is. You know, now I'm sure there's going to be some people that come out of there just like there's people that come out of everywhere that do good things, but they certainly aren't the place that they used to be. It's not anybody who pretends like it is, is insane. Guys jumping on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. That being said,

Let's go cruise some of the comments. Got a good one for you to start with. I think you'd be happy about this. Maybe. We'll see. This first comment comes from JeffCS5VQ. I don't know how people make their names on YouTube. I don't know if that's like an auto-assigned thing, but here it is. He says, Andy...

People are afraid of Obama for whatever reason. I don't know why. Bro, have you seen the size of his wife? That's a fucking good point. That's a fair point. She's big. She's big. She's 6'1", fucking 220. I'd say 230 at least. Big back. I mean, she's big. She's about to run the power eye. Bro, she looks like she can do some fucking shrugs. You know what I'm saying? She could out-shrug me, bro. Fucking wing T formation. You ever seen her back? Yeah, she's got some nice slats. Or they have some nice slats. Yeah, I don't...

We got some more Obama coming up here shortly. Yeah, good. Yeah, yeah. I mean, this is a fair point. It's a fair point. Yeah, Michelle Obama might kick your ass. She might. Yeah. I bet she kicks Barack's ass. I bet he does. I bet she does, too. Yeah.

Listen. Yes, Andy, yes. Listen. Yes. I just, I don't know, man. And you're going to see why here in a little bit. Well, I'll tell you this. That, what's her name from France? That's definitely a dude. Oh, yeah. Macron's wife? Yeah. Husband? That's a fucking dude. Yeah. That's a 1,000% dude. No question. That's more of a dude than Michelle Obama. Yeah. For sure. Yeah. For fucking sure. Well, how you feel about Macron is how I feel about Obama.

Nah, man. Same, same. I've seen big ladies like that before. Bro, the bone structure, the clavicle structure. Dude, look, I don't know, but I know this. Bridget McCrone, dude. Yeah, that's Bryant McCrone. Yeah, that's right.

Bridget to you. Oh, you ever seen the picture of them and they're on their fucking sailboat. She's in a bikini Oh, bro. It's it's dude. Oh, she's down there. She's like 30 years older than him. Really? Yeah, 32 years or some shit like that. Yeah. Yeah, that's creepy Yeah, there's a conspiracy that that's actually his father. Oh, really? That's even worse They compared old photos of his father with the Candace Owens do that. Oh

She just has proven that pretty much proven that she's a dude. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, well, how old, what's their age difference? It's, it's a lot. It's 30 years, I think. And he was like 15 or 14 when they started like fucking around. So she's also a pedophile. Yeah. That's wild. So he's 47 and she is 71. Yeah. 30 fucking years, bro. More than what is that?

That is not like 20 something years. 24, 24, 24 years. Yeah. I'm not a mathematician. Well, anyway, that's a lot. Yeah. And that's a dude. And he was like 15 when they started talking, whatever they were not talking. But when, when he started talking to McCrone's PP. Yeah. Jeez, man. I mean, in the dark, I'm sure like, it's all the same. You know what I'm saying? Like, so you tell yourself, Oh, you know what I'm saying?

You would know, huh? I'm just saying, like, I'm sure in the dark. Maybe they've never done it in the light, you know? Benefit of the doubt. He didn't know. Has this happened to you before? I'm sensing something weird. Let's go to our next comment, guys. I got another one for you. This comment comes from Jose Baragon.

Bahara. Bahara. Jose9607. Show some Mexican love, Andy, and make refried jalapeno beans pre-workout for us. Laraza. Thank you in advance. Bro, if we made that for pre-workout, I don't know if we'd be able to work out because everybody would be farting and shit. Yeah.

Everybody knows what Mexican food's all about. It's some good shit though, man. Mexican food's awesome. I fucking love it. I love all the different foods. Bro, that place we went to with Hany over there by Billy G's, that queso, bro. Oh, Amigos? Amigos. Amigos is amazing. Bro, that fucking queso. Amigos is amazing. I love queso. Is that the one you dip your fries in? Huh? Yeah. I dip my fries. And cheese.

Did I? You said that. I said ketchup is the shit and you said queso for the fries. Oh, yeah. I mean, cheese fries, bro. Yeah, cheese fries. But no, I mean, I just did chips there. So, yeah, I love Mexican food. I love Mexican people. We can do a meat stick, though. Mexican meat stick? Yeah. With like some tajan on there. Tajan, what's that shit called? Tajin? Tajin?

We can do margarita flavor. We can do a Senor Frog's meat stick. We can do a meat stick and it look like a tall drink. Yeah, there we go. Yeah. Like a boot. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Bro. I see it. Yeah. Bro, mango tahini though. We could do that. Mango tahini. We could fucking sell, you know, we could make a little custom meat stick holder and have like a little snake head coming off. Yeah.

We can lay it on his side and put it on like like make it a lowrider. Yeah, I like it. I like it Hey, man, Jose. I like it and I appreciate the support. What is what's la raza? I don't know I'm not up on my Mexican lingo

The race. The race? Oh, the race thanks you in advance. Oh. All right. All right. La Raza. Oh, yeah. La Raza. Yeah. You know what? I think Mexican people are the shit. They are. That's why I get pissed off. Like, we should deport all the other ones and let all the Mexican people stay. Yeah. Yeah. I'm with it. Mexican people have always been a part of our culture. You know? Like this. I don't know. Yeah.

Now, one last final comment here for you, Andy. This is from at 3AG1EUSA. Okay. It says, I am not 100%, but I think I grew some chest hair since I started listening to your show.

I might have become a little bit sexier too. I definitely had my eyes open to a lot and had some good laughs. Love all that you guys do. Love the First Form products too. I noticed that the First Form clothing tags happen to make excellent bookmarks as well. Keep crushing it, you legends. Hashtag Real American Freedom. Hey, listen.

Your amount of manliness comes specifically from how much chest hair you have. That's a fact. And if you have watched and liked Days of Thunder. All right. Well, I think that statement's half true. No. I got some decent chest hair, though. You want to see it? Yeah, let's see it. It's a little hamburger meat. Bro, that's what I'm saying. I got something that cooking, too, bro. Come crawl through this forest. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I'm like cosplaying as fucking Bigfoot. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

I got a lot of back hair, too. Me, too. I fucking hate it. Yeah, I don't like it either. Yeah. And they have all these solutions to try and, like, cut it, but none of them fucking work. Bro, I've tried waxing. Shit don't work. You've tried Nair. I've tried Nair. It smells so bad. Alex hates it. Yeah, it stinks so bad, bro. It don't even work that good. Man, I've tried the traditional shave method. I've had Alex shave it, but I'm ticklish back there, so, like...

Bro, I would get that laser removal, but I got my whole back tattooed. I'm going to fucking take my tattoos off too. No, that's not good. Yeah. That's not good. Anyway. I'll just keep shaving it for you. We'll be all right. Yeah. I don't mind. It's not gay. It's only gay if you like it. Yeah. Well. Guys, we appreciate you, man, for being real ass fans, man. Let's keep this cruise cruising. I do appreciate our fans. I'm just going to say this, dude. Good people. I just got to give this. I don't say this enough.

But I really fucking love our audience, bro. Like, I love the people that listen to the show. Even the people who talk shit, you know, like, it's always in good fun. Sometimes it's not, and fuck you anyway. So, like, it's all good. You know what I like most about our people is that when other people come in that ain't part of the group and they start talking some shit, they'll fucking own those motherfuckers. We got great people. Dude, I love it, bro. And they support us, and they defend us, and they, you know...

Clarify things when things are you know? Because a lot of times people will make videos out of context on purpose and people get in there and be like bro That's bullshit. Like dude, we just have amazing people and what I really like the most about them though is that Everybody wants to get better everybody wants to improve everybody wants to have fun with people and be good to people and build things and create things and I was thinking about this last night. I'm not this isn't just like shit. I'm talking on the show I was thinking about it like how fucking fortunate that

Am and all of us are really here to like be surrounded by people like that, you know We're surrounded by people like that here at HQ. Right? Yeah, we're surrounded by that in our community You know out on the internet like I'm not like I don't have to be around fucking losers and shit Like I'm not around them anymore, you know and so like a lot of people when they complain about how people are and shit out there and

I'm like, well, fuck, I don't see that. You know what I'm saying? Like, so it's just, I don't know. It's cool. I just really appreciate, you know, we've been doing this for fucking 10 years now. It'll be in July. It'll be 10 years straight of podcasting. No shit. Yep. So.

I just appreciate you guys and I appreciate all the support you show myself personally, the show, the companies, you know, everything that we do. It's just it's I feel very, very grateful for it. So no doubt, man. Well, let's keep this cruise moving, man. We got headline number two.

Headline number two reads, Putin agrees in principle with U.S. proposed 30-day Ukraine ceasefire. So this is a little interesting update with what's going on over there. You know, Trump, he brought peace to the Middle East before. Now let's try doing it with Europe. And we'll see how it goes. But Russian President Vladimir Putin said Thursday he agrees in principle with

With the U.S. proposal for a 30 day ceasefire in Ukraine, qualifying his affirmation by noting a host of terms and conditions are still to be determined to ensure any lasting peace. Now, AP News, they reported the development now needs a mechanism to begin the transition process from an idea into action. Quote, So the idea itself is correct and we certainly support it.

Putin told a news conference in Moscow AP set out, quote, continuing. But there are issues that we need to discuss. And I think that we need to discuss it with our American colleagues and partners.

The Russian leader noted the need to develop a mechanism to control possible breaches of truce. Another issue, he said, is whether Ukraine could use a 30 day ceasefire to continue mobilization and rearmament. Quote, We agree with the proposals to halt the fighting, but we proceed from the assumption that the ceasefire should lead to lasting peace and remove the root causes of the crisis. Putin said basically he thinks that Zelensky is going to use this opportunity to just kind of regroup.

Um, which again, if we're trying to get to a fucking piece, you don't regroup during a pause. You know what I'm saying? Like, I think he's exposing the part, which I don't disagree with them on. Um, now Trump responds. He said, Trump, uh, this headline reads, Trump hopes Putin agrees to, uh, ceasefire as Moscow signals, no truce yet. Um,

Trump put out in a statement saying, quote, we know where we are with Ukraine. He told reporters while speaking from the Oval Office alongside NATO Secretary General Mark Root, quote, hopefully they'll do the right thing. He added in reference to Russia. So still developing. We'll see. I mean, any thoughts on that? I mean, dude, I think this is getting drug on way longer than it needs to be. Yeah.

i think it's very simple i think it's very very simple i think if trump is who he says he is he calls up little man over there in ukraine and says you better stop right now or i'm gonna get you and it'll be over in a second because that's what i would do that's one way to do it dude i'd call him straight up i'd say hey look dude um here's the deal i'll call him little man too yeah i'm saying little guy just so you know um if you don't stop this

I'm going to make sure that in 100 years, you never existed. What would you like? Yeah, which one? That's a pretty easy choice. Not a hard decision to make, man. There's been other hard decisions that Trump has had to process and make. Dude, listen. Trump can do that. I don't know why he's not doing it. Well, I mean, maybe he has. Well, I'm just saying, if we really want shit to stop, that's how you stop it. Okay? Same goes for the Middle East.

You fuck around i'm gonna fucking turn your entire fucking country in a fucking glass. Try me. It's that simple It's worked in the past. Yeah, I mean he did that shit with that terrorist leader sends him a picture of his fucking house So, I mean, I mean it works it works bro, and like it's unfortunate that it's like that But you know like look dude, it takes three or four times. Yeah, okay little attack. All right, like for example like

Like when those fucking people were sending missiles and rockets and shit at our ships over there, like last year. I forgot who that was. Was that Syria? Okay. I would pick up the phone and I would call the fucking Syrian king or whatever the fuck they got over there. Yeah. Okay. And I'd say, if we get hit with one more missile, I'm going to fucking blow up your fucking whole entire fucking government. Okay. In one day. And I'm going to leave your country in fucking chaos. Okay.

Okay, so you can either get these fucking people to stop or I'm holding you accountable boom and the fucking shit will stop it would stop okay, and When these little attacks happen these little nippy attacks the consequences should be so harsh that no one ever does it again You know we I mean bro. You got countries flying spy balloons over our entire fucking continent United States Yeah, we had nothing we did nothing and

Now, granted, I mean, you know, listen, the last administration was intentionally trying to deconstruct our fucking country and hand it over. And until they're held accountable, that will continue to happen every time they get in power. We're already seeing the media and even people like even me become a little bit disenfranchised with what Trump is doing because of the Israel shit. Like, what are you doing, dude? These people just killed an entire fucking country full of people.

All right. They're trying to drag us into a war with Iran. They know that we're the big friend. Right. Like, I know you've dealt with this. Like, you've had littler friends who have big fucking mouths. Oh, yeah. And who only had big mouths because they knew that you were there. Right. And the minute you weren't there, they got their fucking asses beat. That's what we are to Israel. Yep. Okay. And to a lot of countries. Yeah. And, dude, we got to stop doing that. I don't mind us sending money to countries that need it.

When we're doing well, but we are not doing well and nobody can fucking say that we are. Our cities are crumbling. I've said this over and over again. It's like beating a fucking, it's beating the same drum over and over.

No money, none of our tax dollars. We shouldn't even be paying tax considering what we just found out about what USAID and the NGOs have been doing. Well, that's the other part. I'd be okay with the money actually going there if it actually made it there, bro. We said we sent $80, $50 billion, but only two of it made it. I'm not okay with that. Because here's the truth, bro. The amount of money we send, there should be no problems globally.

That's the truth. But the problem is that the amount of money we send and the amount of money that actually got there are two different things. I don't think we should be interfering in anything. I think when people don't have their big, strong, tough friend behind them to clean up their messes, they figure out a way to coexist peacefully. Yeah, shut the fuck up. Yeah. Stop pissing people off. Yeah, and that's what's going on. And Israel is going to instigate

A fucking world war with all of the fucking muslim slash arab countries And it's gonna it's gonna stretch globally It's it's not gonna be like desert storm, bro They've imported these people across the fucking country into the western civilization. Yeah, so when this happens

It's not just going to be war in the Middle East. It's going to be... It'll be everywhere. It'll be everywhere. It'll be in your fucking city. In the ally country that it's not the John Benz. And we have all of these people who are blindly...

you know, saying the same talking point for the last fucking 20 years that Israel's our greatest ally. Well, what has Israel done for us? What have they done for us? This is not a conversation about the Jews. This is about the country of Israel and their leadership.

What have they done for the United States? Have they ever sent a troop to help us fight in a war? No. Fucking never. Look it up. Okay. Have they sent us aid? No. What do they do for us? Oh, they blackmail all of our fucking influential people in our whole country. So when they want something done, we do it because nobody wants to be embarrassed. All right. And that needs to be corrected.

Trump is tone deaf to this. Or maybe he just doesn't fucking care. But he is, there's a lot of people who are becoming, I'm giving it time. I'm just making myself clear. But there's a lot of people who have already made the decision that he is no different than the Biden administration, just in a different way. Considering the fact that we have no transparency that we were promised,

Not with JFK, not with Epstein. These guys get in and they fucking start cheering. And all of a sudden, they're quiet. I haven't heard about the fucking Epstein list from anybody in fucking a month. Yeah, right. Pam Boddy's not talking about it. Kash Patel's not talking. Why? Because they got called to the fucking mountain, bro. And their blackmail was exposed to them. And now they're quiet.

Because, dude, nobody's off the hook because their blackmail intel operation. So why? Listen, it goes down to your particular cell phone. It goes down to your... They have it on you. Every single one of you listening, they have your shit. And like, I mean, so people out there are still trying to be reasonable. Okay. If that's not the case, then where is the shit at? What's the holdup? It's insane, dude. And...

you know i'm giving it time but not much more time yeah because we haven't been we haven't they are not being transparent and dude here's what they're doing they're tossing us little bones hoping that they can get away with that while they continue business as usual and that's not cool well no no oh egg prices are going down yeah right oh gas price that's great cool but that's a little bitty bone

As opposed to fixing the fucking actual problem. Right. You know, that's giving someone a fucking Tylenol instead of like removing the fucking spike that's driven into their fucking brain. Right. Two different things. Right. That's real. All right. So...

And a lot of people think, oh, I'm turning up. No, I'm not. I'm a patriot, bro. I'm not loyal to an individual. I'm loyal to the values this country was based upon. I'm loyal to the betterment of our entire American population. I am an American. I'm also a nationalist. I also believe in America first. These are real things that I believe in.

Don't fucking I'm not loyal to fucking anybody. I'm not loyal to Trump. I'm not loyal to fucking anybody in power I'm loyal to the people of this fucking country. What's best for them? And you know people get upset when I start to criticize trouble. Oh, you're fucking sound like a liberal Well, I don't know what to tell you bro. I call it like I see it, you know, and I'm not gonna fucking sit there and you know, I

I'm just not... Dude, I wouldn't be where I am in life if I just went along with the fucking flow. It's just not... I say what I think is right. I say what I observe. And you could be... Think whatever the fuck you want of it. I don't give a shit. But like, dude, he's...

I'm just telling you, and I know some of you guys down there listening to the show, you're losing the base out here because fucking, bro, you guys ran on America first, and what you do is not necessarily American first. You know, maybe we should all agree that the blackmail that Israel has on everybody extends to everybody and everybody's shit, and we can all say, hey, guess what? I don't fucking care. How about that, motherfuckers? And they lose all their power.

You know what I'm saying? Fucking come blackmail me. I'll be like, yeah, I did that. Yep. Yep. So? I told you what they got on me, bro. I might have said it was nine. It's actually eight. Like, that's it. Like, let's run. You know what I'm saying? Like, nine o'clock in the morning. Yeah, I only got shit on me. You know what I'm saying? I'm just saying, man. No, it's real, though, man. No, dude. Like, this scary monster that we're, you know, like, it's not there, bro. Dude. It's not there. I'm not willing. Listen.

Americans and a politician they need to all ask themselves very simple Are you willing to fucking go down in history as a coward? Because you were too afraid of what people might find out about you versus doing what's best for the future generations of your children See what I'm saying, right? Like at some point you got to be like, you know what bro? It's life. I made some fucking mistakes. That's embarrassing, but it is what the fuck it is, but still fuck you well, I'm like right now like I was gonna hold this cuz I again like they're more there's more that has to develop and

But Thomas Massey, Representative Thomas Massey. That's another thing. He's one of the only ones that have spoken out that's not embedded, doesn't have an APAC guy, right? Like,

And everybody's turning on him, Trump included. That's bullshit. You know what I'm saying? That's bullshit. What does that tell you? Like, that's a problem. Dude, that makes me... Dude, I observed this as it happened. Go through the story, and I'll talk about it at the end. Yeah. Well, I was holding that. I don't have that full cover, Thomas. Because, again, I wanted to get more on it. Well... It's scary, dude. Yeah, and it very much so looks like, it appears like...

Exactly what we've been saying. I hate to fucking say this, dude. But like it, you know, the fact of how people are turning on Massey for not voting for something that's going to, you know, that really isn't good for the country. Who's been the only guy that's out there that's called out the truth. You know, who's told the truth about AIPAC. Who's fucking said.

I mean, it's dude, it makes me it makes me feel like the Trump might be compromised. But, you know, I know I'm very confident that the Biden administration was compromised by fucking China. But now it seems like the Trump organization is somehow disproportionately loyal to Israel for some reason. I don't understand why that is. What's the reason? I wish someone could explain that to me.

you know what i mean outside of just saying the stupid everybody's a little zion don or just like give me a logical explanation right like let's have a discussion well i mean educate me on why this is well most of it like i said there is no education on it no because what they do when you point any of this out is they attack you and they don't they attack your character and they attack you they don't attack the argument what you say yes which dude that is a gaslighting

you know, deflection technique that manipulators use, you know? Well, I mean, I think, I think too, like, I mean, this is a point that I make all the time with this conversation too. It's like, you know, because there, there is a religious argument to be made. Okay. From a Christian Judeo Christian standpoint. Cool.

But, hey, I'm not we're not talking. We're talking country to country. And we have a separation between church and state. And our policies can't be influenced by that. Yeah, we're a Christian nation at heart. Sure. But our government, the decisions that are made with our tax dollars can't be influenced by that. Shouldn't be influenced by that. Well, that's the whole separation between church and state. That's what I'm saying. It shouldn't be influenced by that.

It can't constitutionally can't be influenced by that. Well, and that's that's one of the problems that, you know, Democrats and like, look, dude, most Democrats are centrist. OK, that's that's the truth. There is a segment of leftist Democrats that make them all look fucking insane. Where the Republican Party is today is where the Democrats were 20 years ago. Right. And all you have to do is go look at.

The speech is made by Democrats marching for right, right, right and what they've done is they've shifted the Overton window little by little by little by little to the left to where now conservatism is not even conservatism which is okay with me because Real conservatism to me is no different than the progressive left because it's a bunch of people telling you how you fucking have to do everything I don't like that either. Um

But young people don't really realize that, which is really bad for the Democrat Party because the youngest people, the youngest voting segment demographic has figured out like these people are fucking nuts. And that perception is going to stick with them for a long time. So it's going to be really hard for them to really recalibrate. And now you see him turning on Gavin Newsom.

But the funny thing is, and like, dude, I'm fucking not a Gavin Newsom fan. Me either. At all. But he's at least intelligent enough to move himself away from the crazy shit. To where the pivot's going. Yeah. And make the pivot. Yeah, dude. And the rest of them are just fucking idiots. Standing there. They can't see, you know. You just got your ass beat for something that you were doing, and now you decide to do three times as much of it. Yeah, right. That's not a good strategy, man, which I'm glad. But-

I don't feel like that the Republican Party is really that much different anymore. Like, I feel like it's just different countries, different talking points, different lies and manipulation. And that's unfortunate, bro, because I really had a lot of hope. And dude, like I said, I'm giving it time. I'm an entrepreneur. I understand that things take time from the time you plant them to the time they sprout. Totally get it.

And I do like a lot of the moves. And I do think it's 100 times better than what we had and where we would have gone. But some of these moves, you know, they're indefensible. You know, like as much as I... Knowing what we know. That's what I'm saying. And like, bro, I have no secret about this. Like, I like Trump. I like most of the shit he does. I don't understand why...

Where is the where's the transparency, bro, that we voted for? Where's the information on the fucking guy who tried to shoot at you? Where's where's the covid shit? Where's the JFK? Where's the Epstein? Where's all this shit? There's only one reason that it wouldn't come out.

There's only one reason it wouldn't come out. And the reason is, is that it would implicate literally our own intelligence with Israeli intelligence and make the entire intelligence community worldwide ineffective because it would remove all of the information, the power and the blackmail and the shit they have. It would ruin it. So they wouldn't have the ability to

To do the things that they've been doing towards the bad guys anymore So I imagine what's actually happening in there and bad guys was in quotations because it's all Perception really but I imagine what's going on in there is something to the effect of well We promised them all this shit, but if we give them all this shit, we can't use it against the actual bad people

So we're just going, we're going to, we're going to give them some crumbs and then we're, and I'm sure they're saying it on the inside. We're just going to actually use this for what it's supposed to be used for from now on. And that's how they're justified. We'll use it for our benefit. But bro, that's not enough. You guys have violated the trust of the American people to the point where we don't know what the fuck is up and what is down. We don't know what history is. We don't know, you know, we, dude, I think they're lying to us like in this, you know, people are going to get fucking weird about this and I think I'm crazy.

crazier but we don't even know our own fucking origins dude like we don't even know true humanity origins we don't know how long people have walked the face of the earth there's all kinds of different theories that are that are uh busted every day in terms of archaeological findings and scientific findings and so we have this

Like, bro, I think we've been lied to. I think we've been lied to. I think the two biggest things that we've been lied to is that we have been intentionally kept in the dark about what we were actually capable of in terms of our human ability, okay? If you don't know that you can actually...

visualize and create things in your existence because nobody told you, then how would you ever figure that fuck out? But I know you can do it because I've done it my whole life. All right. And the other thing is that I'm starting to fucking truly believe that

Is that they have completely covered up the truth of Jesus Christ and that it was a historical truth and they've lied to us saying it was hocus pocus when in reality archaeologists and scientists are starting to find more and more and more evidence that this was actually fucking real shit. And I think they've done that so that they could remove the power of God and

and insert the power of man. And I think those are two massive lies that we've been, you know, and I don't get on here and preach to you guys, you know, and shit, but that's what I'm thinking. It's not like you see it, bro. That's real. That's real shit, man. I see it the same way. I think we've been here for maybe 12,000 years. I think the earth is 12,000 years old. I don't, like, because, like, bro, there's so much shit that comes out. Listen, there's structures, there's structures of...

That were built by humans that are older than that that are archaeological finds and digs like bro It's it's not that hard to find the information bro. Go fucking go look at Robert Sefers fucking YouTube channel Okay, sep h er go watch some of these videos now some of these videos you're gonna watch and be like this guy's you know this He's anti-semitic or whatever but go watch his videos. They're based on archaeological fact and

Okay Anthropology is what he does, but it's both but the point is is uh, we've been lied to about a lot dude and until until our government is willing to side with the truth and Present that to the people we're not gonna really fucking know shit and I don't believe in my personal opinion that These people have the right to keep anything from us. They say well, we would have chaos in the streets I don't know maybe for a minute

But at least we would know what the fuck was going on. I don't know, dude. We're in a weird place. And I still stick to what I believe it's going to take to fix the problem. And I think it's still all of us becoming the best versions of ourselves, instilling the culture and the standards that we want to see in the country into our household, into our community, into the way we do things, into who we become, what we create, what we build.

And if we do that, these people will not have the power to change that. And so it's still a cultural issue that we're in control of. But it sure would be nice to get some of the transparency and be able to answer some of these questions that we sit here and debate about and are distracted for. And part of me thinks they want to keep you in the dark just to keep you distracted. Yeah.

That's real, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our third and final headline, headline number three. Let's talk about some crazy communists for a minute. New subject here, guys. Bro, I get frustrated, man, with this because people still think this is left-right. You can see it by the way they argue on the internet. It's not left-right, dude. There is fucking communist insurgencies on both sides of the aisle.

Yeah. Well, I think that's the ignorance too. People think it's only on one side. It's not. It's on both. Yeah. It's on fucking both. But yeah, let's get into our third set of headlines here. This first one, I'm not going to say it's irrelevant, but I thought it was interesting. Not sure if you saw it. There was a house hearing that started and ended in about two minutes.

After a lawmaker introduced Representative Sarah McBride as Mr. McBride. Did you see this video? No. So you remember we had this dude. Uh-huh. Okay. We talked about this dude. Yep. And he's a dude. I know. I do think it's funny. They put him on this magazine. It's called The Cut. I didn't do this. The Cut. The Cut. What'd you cut? Look where his hands are.

But yeah, so Representative McBride was at this hearing, was supposed to be doing this hearing or whatever, and it abruptly ended. Let's find out why. Check this clip out. I now recognize the representative from Delaware, Mr. McBride. Thank you, Madam Chair. Ranking Member Keating, also wonderful. Mr. Chairman, could you repeat your introduction again, please? Yes, it's a...

We have set the standard on the floor of the House, and I'm simply... What is that standard, Mr. Chairman? Would you repeat what you just said when you introduced a duly elected representative from the United States of America, please? I will. The representative from Delaware, Mr. McBride. Mr. Chairman, you are out of order. No, he's not. Mr. Chairman, have you no decency? Ha ha ha!

I mean, I've come to know you a little bit, but this is not decent. We will continue this. You will not continue it with me unless you introduce a duly elected representative the right way. You did. This hearing is adjourned. He was hoping to get some dick later. Listen, listen, listen. He did the right thing.

Okay. This shame and guilt and embarrassment that has tried to put on people to call a man, a woman and a woman, a man is part of the manipulation. All right. If they can get you and this man obviously understands that if they can get you to call this person, Mrs. You are assuming that that is the truth. You are, you are buying in complicit. Yes. You are buying in.

Based upon pressure and force and guilt and shame not what is true, which is the point of how they operate All right, so that's what the pronouns were all about it. Listen dude. This was what the masks was about Like I don't understand how this is so fucking hard to understand you undo it the mask was about compliance the pronouns are also about compliance and

If you don't wear the mask, you're a bad person. If you don't admit that a man can be a woman and a woman can be a man, guess what? You're a bad person. And then it extends beyond being a bad person, quote unquote, and into we're going to get you fired and we're going to ruin your life and we're going to tell people where you live and we're going to Molotov cocktail your fucking business. And bro, that's communist. Right?

Okay, so none of you should ever ever ever be pressured into saying something that you know to be untrue Because these people are guilting you into it that man did exactly what he's supposed to do now if Mr. McBride would like to wear a dress and have his hair Looking like a woman and wear women's clothes. I don't give a fuck. Oh, I don't care still dude. I

Dude, and that's it. Dude in the dress. Yeah. I mean, that is... Nice dress. My wife has it. Same one. Listen, man. We can make jokes all we want, but this is a... The first thing that communists attack is the language. All right? And they attack the language because that's how they can get you to buy in without officially buying in. They're not going to come to you and say...

Hey, Mr. Frisella, we have this contract here. Sign it, and you're now a communist. That's not what the fuck they do. They do it little by little by little. They get you to admit things that aren't true, like everybody's equal. Everybody's not equal, okay? They make you admit things like, you know, fuck, dude, all kinds of things that aren't true. I mean, pretty much fucking everything in society that...

is a point of contention is because these people have twisted the language to, to mean something that it doesn't fucking mean. And, um, you know, it is what it is. Well, what's even crazier about this situation is like shortly after a transgender Democrat congressman, congressman, I saw this calls Republicans weird and bizarre. Let's check this clip real quick. We will not take a lecture on decorum from a party that incited an insurrection. Hmm.

You're still beating that. I appear to live rent free in the minds of some of my Republican colleagues. I wish that they would spend even a fraction of the time that they spend thinking about me, thinking about how to lower the costs for American families. I wish they would spend a fraction of the time that they spend thinking about me, figuring out how to make government actually work better rather than making it work worse in order to prove that government can't work.

They are obsessed with culture war issues. The Republican Party is obsessed with culture war issues. It is weird and it is bizarre.

No, it's not weird and bizarre. What's weird and bizarre is having grown men wear fucking women's clothes in the fucking military. And then you know what else is weird and bizarre? Having grown men dressed as women talking to our fucking kids. You know what else is weird and bizarre? Putting books with pornography in the schools. You know what else is weird and bizarre? Teachers allowing kids to pick their own identity and not telling the parents. You know what else is weird and bizarre? You motherfuckers.

Fuckers didn't give two fucks about the price of anything the whole time that you were in fucking power to last. In fact, we ruined people's lives. You shut down their fucking businesses. You pushed all the business to your billionaire friends who have now bailed out on you to support Trump because you're so fucking insane. Weird and bizarre.

Yeah, but we're fucking bizarre. You guys hired a fucking dude who stole women's luggage and wore their clothes and then he had to be fired. You made TikTok videos of they thems with 14 inch fucking fingernails making us the laughing stock of the fucking world.

And we're weird. We're weird. Get the fuck out of here. Weird or bizarre. Bro, you cut your dick off. Bro. Wait, like. I get it. Weird and bizarre, bro.

You glued fucking titties to your chest, bro. Like, surgically. You motherfuckers had a motherfucker on the fucking White House lawn showing his titties. That he glued on surgically. Bro. Yeah. Weird and bizarre. We're weird and bizarre, bro. Yeah, get the fuck out of here. Bro, listen. You're real weird, bro. Real talk. These people fucked us. And they fucked us real good. And we might be getting fucked again. That's yet to be determined, in my opinion. Yeah. But...

There's no doubt what they did, okay? Inflation is transitory. Fucking KJP got on the TV every day and lied about everything. They had a fake fucking White House. Weird. But, dude, this fucking... I love, like...

He must have a massive set of fucking balls to be able to stand up there and say that after what they just did for the last four years. I like that. I mean, like, bro, all the actual women behind them that go along with the shit. That's the part that I don't fucking get. Well, notice the patriarchy. Notice who those women are. They are fucking white, upper class women who have never dealt with reality. Okay.

It's always the same group of people. Do they not get that hypocrisy? Listen, dude. You know what communists call the people who go along with it? Useful idiots. Useful idiots.

Okay, the fucking organizers of communism strategically target people like this who are of privilege because they know that those people have guilt about not living at the bottom of society. So they can target those people to make rules that are completely illogical and backwards.

Because those people have no idea what reality is really about. They've never had to stand up to a criminal physically. They've never had to defend their girlfriend or their wife to a fucking criminal. There's never been physical repercussions like there is for men. It's a totally different thing, dude. Fuck, dude. It's wild, man. It's wild. I don't know, man. What's...

I think people need to be very aware that when you go along with these things, it's not only geared for you to play along publicly. It's geared for you to mentally become more comfortable and conditioned to these things being true. Okay. And they are not true.

You can put big titties and cut someone's dick off, and that is still a fucking dude. Weird and bizarre. All you got to do is draw their fucking DNA sample and analyze their DNA. Look at that hip bone. And it's going to tell you the truth. Yeah. Like, dude, a thousand years from now. They're going to dig up Congressman McBride. They're going to dig up this fucking dude and be like, that was a dude. That was a dude. Yeah. That's it.

And the people behind them, those are women. Yep. Well, allegedly. Allegedly. I don't fucking know. Yeah. Hard to know these days. You got to be careful. Bro, and then do you see a TikTok thing now? Like there's people, there's these trans, like young people in their 20s.

Who are making tick tocks like a trans a dude who's dressing up as a woman and by the way? It seems like we never have problems from the women who want to be men It's always from the men who want to be women you ever notice that well because I mean they can join the men's sports But like they'll still get you ever notice that it's not women Dressing up as men that want to go dance at the fucking kids schools or push those books. It's men

Dressed up as women. You don't see women who dress up as men making demands about using the man's bathroom. No. That's not what we see. We see grown fucking men, usually, who look the part of a fucking pedophile, dressed up as a woman, demanding all these things be told to them, and they get access to women's spaces. Like, dude, these are fucking pedophiles that are using the system, and women like that, who are...

They let it go because they feel guilty for whatever reason about who the fuck they are. That's so stupid. It's so stupid. Let's talk about other trans men real quick while we're on the subject. Michelle Obama, her podcast draws embarrassingly low numbers in first week. Did you see this? Yeah, I did. She's a podcaster now. Yeah, I saw that. And, you know, from podcasters to podcasters, I think we can, you know, let's dive into this a little bit. Well, I mean, it's only a matter of time before she joins the same group

Methods that everybody else joins which is buying all of their fucking traffic. Okay You know, we get all these guys with you know, fuck dude 10 minutes I got 5 million subscribers on my youtube channel 10 million subscribe to get the same amount of views that we fucking get right You know I'm saying like bro It's all fucking play the game. I'm sure oh, yeah. Yeah, cuz that's not part they

Anyway, go on. Yeah. Well, I think from podcasters to podcasters, let's dive into this, see how it's looking to start with. Yeah, Michelle Obama's brand new podcast has drawn low views and subscribers in its first few days. I mean, I wonder why. She's just getting started, though. I mean, she's just getting started. It takes some time to get going.

The former first sir, the podcast is with her brother, Craig Robinson, titled IMO, which I believe stands for In My Opinion. Yeah. So basically she's going to get on there and lecture us all about how racist we are for fucking every single episode. Probably. More than likely, yeah. And how underprivileged she is when you were fucking first lady in the United States, you have four homes that are worth eight figures. Shut the fuck up. Yeah.

I want to know what happened to that chef that drowned off their coast. What do you think happened? Oh, they killed him. That's what I think. I think they killed him. I think a lot of people think that. Yeah. I would like to know what happened there, though. He probably saw her dingle. You know what I'm saying? And listen, dude, all jokes aside. I mean, if you're going to have a chef in your house, bro, they're going to see stuff. They're going to see stuff. You'll be walking around in your underwear. Hey, chef. Yeah. So maybe fucking Don was hanging out. Bro, and listen, all jokes aside, she's probably loaded.

Like, she's probably doing all right down there. You know what I'm saying? It's probably a massive, massive, I mean, she's probably doing pretty good. I don't, I don't, listen, dude. I think a lot of people say that about her just because they don't like her.

No, I say it because I think it's true. Well, I don't know. On that situation, I would have to see more proof to believe that. I think Candace Owens, if you're listening, you need to do it. I mean, you did the McCrone situation beautifully. Well, it is interesting that Joan Rivers said it, and then like two weeks later, she was dead. She was dead. Yeah. Well, fuck. Hopefully, I don't die. I've said it a few times. She went under the anesthesia, and they killed her, I think. I ain't got no surgeries coming up, so I should be okay.

But yeah, so I mean, let's watch her promotion video that she did with her brother. Here it is. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not her brother. That's her brother. Her brother looks like a fucking chick too. Oh, he's gay. Oh, he is? I think so. I mean, he sounds like that. I mean, listen, there's definitely some sugar in that. All right, let's go.

Hey, TikTok. It's Michelle Obama, and I'm here with my big brother, Craig. Hey, everybody. We're here because we're excited to announce the launch of our new podcast called IMO with Michelle Obama and Craig Robinson. And we just posted the trailer if you want to check it out. Check it out. Thanks, you guys. See you soon. Bro, what's going on with those eyebrows, man? You can't be... That's a drag queen. You can't be 6'3". Hold on, bro. 300...

And you got to put some bass in his voice. There's some weird shit going on. Well, it gets weirder. It gets weirder. So they're in their first episode. Yeah. Okay. Now there is a specific segment of this episode I want to show you. Okay. All right. They were talking about their upbringing and their childhood and stuff like that. Okay. And I think her brother accidentally spilled some tea. Let's check this out.

As a result, you and me, we were physically close growing up. Remember when we used to share a bedroom? Of course. That was our life growing up.

We shared the same room until you went to high school, right? That's right. Well, let's first just recall how small the apartment we lived in. It seemed like it was huge, but it was essentially two bedrooms, right? No, it was one bedroom. Well, that little offshoot bedroom that mom and dad stayed in, you would consider that a bedroom. But that was the only bedroom. The room we were in was actually the living room.

And the living room that we, what we called the living room was actually the dining room. Huh. Okay. You and Sal share bedrooms? Yeah. Brothers. Yeah. Yeah. I rest my case. Yeah. I mean, we didn't share a bed. We had the same room for fucking probably till we were like, I don't know. High school. No. No. Probably till we were like, I don't even know. Eight. My daughter's share room.

Yeah. Daughters share a room. Brothers will share a room. Look, dude. Come on. Bro, did she say that before? If you're that fucking high school. Look, bro, I know people that grew up in fucking a one-room house that had like eight kids and they all slept in the same room. Yeah, for sure. So I don't think that necessarily means anything. Maybe. I mean, that's a reach. You're digging. You're digging.

Zeeshan, is it... That's a different culture. In our culture, too, different sexes, kids don't stay in the same room. You can't do that, bro. Even if they're poor? I mean, that's a whole different discussion. That's what I'm saying. But in an average situation... Right, I agree with that. Brothers and sisters don't sleep in the same room. But they're clearly saying that they're very poor. If they weren't poor in high school, I guarantee you that. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, but that dude feels gay.

Mean I'm getting my gay dars going way the fuck off. Yeah, and and I don't know bro and The way like the way they talk about it. Well, that's right She didn't want to talk she did not want to talk about that because the way That she was stuttering and hesitating she was trying to figure out what to say. She didn't want to talk about it Listen, she ain't got no problem going on stage You know open her big fucking mouth and being great speaker because she is a great speaker speaker. Okay, so like that was definitely odd and

But, you know, the reality is, is they're going to find out real quick. Nobody wants to hear what the fuck you say. In fact, most people are tired and blame the Obamas for the downfall of our fucking country, which I believe is actually true. It's true. Well, apparently there's been other rumors and shit, too, that like I know this. I went on the comments just out just because I saw like on the podcast. Yeah. And bro, they were bad. Yeah. Like.

They were every listen every single comment was negative. There was no positive. Jeez. That's rough I mean do this what happens when you ruins people's country and then lecture about how racist they are while you're a fucking president United States and First Lady. Yeah, right, you know like here's what I'm saying Apparently for eight years for eight years. I was told actually was that 2008-18 for fucking

I don't know, 15 years now, I've been told I was racist just because I was fucking white while she's in the White House. And I'm trying to build my business, killing myself, okay, to fucking do so. I've got, you know, I got to listen to all this shit from these people. Like, bro, fuck off.

And I think that's how most people feel about the Obamas. They're sick of them. They've worn out their welcome. They can get fucked along with fucking Mr. Dingleberry. Dingleberry here. Whatever the fuck. Behold.

Yeah. I mean, dude, bullshit. Okay. And she'll hire some big PR agency that will buy her 10 million followers on fucking YouTube and a bunch of views on YouTube and all this shit to make her look like it matters. And that's what they've been doing for the last...

15 years since the internet became a real thing. Dude, we just got, there just came a report out that up to 60% of the internet is bots. Right. All right. So this is how they've manufactured the social narrative for, for over a decade. They have used fake accounts that appear to be real to boost up narratives. They agree with and tear down narratives. They don't agree with. And it's, I guarantee you, bro.

Take a look at her right now because her podcast is the big number one news for the last two days. And she's only has 19 or 20,000 followers. Um,

Check back in a month or two months. She'll have $5 million, and she'll be the hero. It's all fucking hocus pocus. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know how you guys think, what you guys think down in the comments. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show, Mr. Andy. Yeah. We have thumbs up or dumb as fuck. All right. This is where we bring a topic in, bring a headline in. We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. So with that being said, let's check in on the NFL.

It's an NFL topic. Joe, before you, no, ice cream Joe, before you tell me I know we were heavy on the F-bombs today. Joe always gives me a report of how many F-bombs we said and he's like. They bet on it. I tell him. I'm like, hey. They bet on it. Oh, you guys bet on it? Yeah, they bet on it. No, you don't. Do you really? I win every day. You take the over every day? He takes the over every day. All right, look, look.

I know I was heavy today, bro. Because he's going to text me later. He's going to be like, FYI, you were at 4,000. Because I tell him, hey, help me bring it down. And he does it. But today, I failed. So I'm aware. Yeah. Yeah.

I actually do want to know the real number. It's like, I know it's a record. Count it, yeah. All right, well, let's go check in on the NFL. Man, that shit makes me mad, dude. That blatant hypocrisy that they think nobody notices. Well, it's the...

They're in salt. It's in salt. Yeah, it's in salt. It's insulting the who's doing something about these egg prices. Well, you all slaughtered 250 million fucking chickens, man. Like it takes a minute for a chicken to grow up and fucking start laying eggs again. By the way, that's happening. Well, I mean, it's simple supply demand. Take away the fucking supply.

Wow, we burnt down all the tobacco plants. There's no cigarettes. The price went up. Yeah. Make these cigarette prices go down. Stop burning shit down. Yeah, dude. All right, man. Thumbs up at Dumb as Fuck. Let's check in on the NFL. Thumbs up at Dumb as Fuck. Headline reads, NFL rookie fumes after being forced to pick up six-figure check for team dinner at luxury Detroit Steakhouse.

So let's dive into this a little bit. So Detroit Lions rookie Terion Arnold received... Bro, I've taken some big groups to dinner. Yeah. How the fuck do you get to six figures? Well, we got to think, one, these are all like giants. Okay. And it's pretty much like the majority of your veterans on the team. So... All right, let's hear it. Yeah.

Damn, dude. Yeah.

And the first round pick received a reality check along with the actual check. Arnold, the 24th overall pick in last year's draft, took to social media to reveal that he allegedly paid the check for himself and 19 of his teammates at the luxurious Sexy Steak restaurant in Detroit. Is that a fucking strip club? Probably. Yeah. Probably. Sounds like it. They get some special yum yum sauce in there.

The next thing is going to be Arnold is on the injured reserve list because he contracted a non-curable sexual disease. He did a drug test. Test positive for something. But yeah, so let's check this clip out. He posted this to TikTok, I believe. Check it out. Yeah.

So motherfuckers got a team money team medallion on his fucking chain also the check so he's got Floyd Mayweather as his fucking agent Yeah, the check was $80,000

and then with tax and gratuity it total came to a hundred and two thousand dollars yeah a hundred and two thousand dollars i mean that's a lot for night for 20 people bro bro what the were y'all ordering well i i mean look that has to be a strip club because only only a strip club do you pay that much for regular stuff yeah that's true like the stakes like 500 yeah that's right it has to be it has look it up dude sexy steak is that strip club i'm looking it up no it's a

It's a real restaurant? It's a steakhouse. So that must be their theme, like sexy steak. Like, we're not a strip club, but we charge like one. Yeah, right, right. You know? Yeah, you don't have to leave worrying about getting married. And it's not that expensive, too. A filet mignon is 70 bucks. That's pretty, that's pretty, I mean, that's up there. That's a nice restaurant there. It's not like,

Crazy? It's not crazy. I mean, fuck, what would they order? You go to any Vegas restaurant, it's more than that. Yeah. 70 into 20, it's 1,400. Look, bro, they had to have been ordering all the big bottles of liquor and champagne and shit. Jesus Christ. But dude, I'll tell you what. I've taken some big groups to dinner and we've gone hard. Hard. And not even half of that. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying? Right. What's the most you ever had to spend at a dinner?

Well, I know, but I'm a little embarrassed to say. Because people are going to get upset. But, you know... Well, you're taking your teams and shit. It's different. About 40 grand. $40,000. Yeah, but that's like a big group, dude. That's like a whole company eating whatever the fuck they want. Oh, okay. Well, that's not bad. You know what I'm saying? Like drinking and eating the whole night. Yeah, that's not bad. Yeah, that's not bad. Not...

This is when the company was smaller now it is now yeah, like obviously we couldn't fit everybody But this was like we bring that we bring the restaurants here. Uh-huh. Yeah, right Yeah, but but I mean, yeah, dude I mean, I believe it was a Kraft steak dinner and drinks that we went to in Vegas and which is an amazing place and

take care of the whole team. We had like, you know, the party room plus like half the restaurant and, you know, it was 40 grand. I wasn't shocked by it. Yeah, right, right. You know, but like, it wasn't 20 people. It was like,

60 people. Yeah, right. That's crazy, bro. Well, apparently, so the article continues, while many NFL stars rake in millions, including Josh Allen and his new $330 million contract, rookies tend to be on lower deals. Arnold's rookie deal is a four-year contract worth $14.3 million, but his 2024 base salary was only $795. That's a big chunk for fucking dinner then. Yeah.

Yeah. Damn, dude. They hit him hard. I'd be pissed too. That's what I'm saying. Apparently that's a thing. Like rookie dinners are a thing, man. Yeah. Well, dude, I mean, that's not cool. Yeah. That's not cool. That's fucked up. That's fucked up. Yeah. That's fucked up.

That's fucked up. That's not cool, man. No. That is fucked up. So, you know, but I don't know. Maybe, you know, culture maybe, I guess, is the culture. To me, I look at it, it's like fucking hazing, bro. We all know what the fuck happened. Yeah. Everybody went in there and ordered five of everything that was the most expensive thing on the fucking menu. Yeah, right. Right. The Louis V's, the fucking. Probably took half of it home with them. Right. You know, and fuck, bro, I feel bad for that guy. Yeah, fuck. That's, dude, that's.

Fucking 1/7 of his entire salary and by the way, that's before taxes exactly so that means after tax He's making 400 grand. It's probably more like so it's a quarter of his fucking take-home income. That's fucked up That is fucked up. It's fucked up. It's fucked up. It'd be different if he signed a hundred million dollar deal, right? You know, it's different and dude I'd be pissed - should we do rookie Dennis here though for the team like Joe's the newest guy What I was thinking about this like Joe's the newest guy on the team, right? Oh

I'm not doing it. Let's go to Twisted Tree. No. Look at Joe Swinton. No, I would never do that. No. Yeah. I'll tell you a free meal. I don't think I've been to a dinner. The only person I've been to dinner with in the last 10 years that's paid for dinner. Yeah. Two people that I can name. One is Doug. Doug Sansel. Okay. So we have to fight over the bill when we go to dinner. I see that. Because he's a gentleman. He's a great fucking dude.

and alex ramosi that's the other one so we've had to we've had to we take turns but like we both think we that the other guy paid last time so we argue but like dude those are the two guys that i've gone to dinner with that have have paid otherwise i pay all the time yeah that's great yeah that's wild man yeah so what are we what are we giving this um

Thumbs up or fucked up? I think it's thumbs down, bro. I think that's fucked up. I mean, look, dude, it's one thing to hit them with a 20K dinner. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying? That's still a lot. Yeah, it's a lot. Fuck yeah, it's a lot. Bro, a $20,000 dinner? That's a lot. Dude, I know we're all in awe of all the Instagram kids that say $100 million ain't that much money and they can spend $5 million in five seconds, whatever the fuck these fucking idiots say.

But $20,000 is a lot of fucking money, bro. I don't give a fuck who you are. Like, I'm richer than all those motherfuckers put together. It's a lot of money. I think it's a lot of money. $20,000 is a lot of money. $100,000, bro. Jesus. That's pain. That's fucked up. Yeah, I'd be pissed. I'd be asked for a trade. Right. Right. Yeah. All right. Well, you know. But. I've heard of other traditions, too, though. Like the quarterback buys all of his linemen's watches or some shit. Yeah, you should. I mean, you should. Listen, dude.

Listen, there's plenty of quarterbacks in the NFL. We're going to talk about football now. There's plenty of quarterbacks in the NFL that are fucking great that look terrible because their line is terrible. When a quarterback becomes an all-pro, makes the Pro Bowl, wins the championship. No, it's the fucking big dudes in the front making sure he can do his job.

and that's just like any other company by the way yeah like a lot of these people out here pretend like it's all them bro you wouldn't be able to do if you didn't have a good team you gotta take care of the team yeah that's right and so like dude i brought my quarterback in high school i bought all my executives watches yeah i bought you one yeah i got one yeah yeah i pulled a dude out of his house for mine yeah well it was a little different he deserved it he did deserve it no but um no man the quarterback you guys you guys ready for yours too you ready for your watches

I got you little Casio's with a calculator on it. Bro, they're cool. Yeah. Casio's are sick. The gold Casio's with the fucking stretcher. Yeah. It's classic. It's a classic. Yeah, man. No, I'm going to start rocking that, bro. I'm going to start rocking that instead of my other shit. The Casio's? And then when people are like, what's that? I'll be like, that's how I count all my money. Yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. Quarterbacks, I think quarterbacks do that. That's like a tradition, you know. You got to take care of your linemen. I see that. But, dude, those quarterbacks get paid the big dollars, bro. Yeah, exactly. You know, that'd be like me taking 60 dudes here and legit making the new guy pay. Like, bro, that's fucked up. Welcome to the team, bro. Welcome to the team. You are now fucked.

Add that to the tab, Joe. Well, now you got to work here so you can pay off your shit. Yeah, dude. It's just like the government. It makes sense. It's just like the government. It makes sense, man. I get it now. And now it makes sense. We're going to make you poor, so you have to work. Better play good. You don't have to fucking pay that bill off. Fuck, dude. Well, guys, Andy, that is all I got, man. Yeah. Don't be a hoe. Shut up.

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