863. Andy & DJ CTI: Countries Hit By Trump Tariff Seek Negotiations, Jasmine Crockett Says “Black” As Qualification For Job & Women’s Fencer Takes A Knee In Protest To Face Trans Opponent
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You know what I'm talking about. He's definitely on the scooter. Huh? He's on the scooters. For sure. Yeah, whatever. All right.

Well, let's just start. I said he had a moose knuckle. He did have a moose knuckle. He did have a nice moose knuckle. Okay. Should we just start without the intro? Yeah, man. We start with the moose knuckle? Moose knuckles, man. All right, everybody. Here we are. Lucky you. Talk about moose knuckles. Hey, man. All right. Don't forget to share the show. Don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. What's up, man? Hi. How's it going? Good. So...

You know, this is real AF. I think so. Balls and strikes. Yes. Call it how we see it. We have been bamboozled. Oh, really? We have been bamboozled. By what? And calling balls and strikes. We have to address this. Okay. Okay. So yesterday we had a story we brought in about the dad down in Georgia.

Right? Uh-huh. And, you know. Oh, so it wasn't as innocent as what it seems. I already know the end of this story, man. I already know. We already know. I wasn't doing nothing. Right?

Wasn't even my pants. You know, and AB put together that little GoFundMe, right? By the way, at the time of the recording, I just checked it. It said 80 grand. Okay. 30,000 over the original goal. Chris Lewis. So... We got to put some shame on Chris Lewis today. Shame on Chris. Well...

So where are we going with this? So a tweet came out and I did my back end verification on this. And there's still, you like to verify the backend. I do. Listen, it's important to verify the backend and make sure that the back ends, right. You know what I'm saying? And like, that's all this back there. Very, very important. The backend, you know what I'm saying? Make sure there's not nothing in the front there. You know, you never know these days.

Ask but verify. Trust but verify. That's right. It's 2025. You could be one of them lady wieners. Sneak up on you. Oh, man. So I had to verify the back end here. You know, listen, still innocent of proving guilty in the court of law, right? But apparently Augusta police...

Say the dad who left his three kids at McDonald's wasn't on a job interview at all. Left his kids alone for an hour and a half. Mom got called to the restaurant, too. Wasn't happy. Full report has been sent to me. So this is a guy named Clay Travis, who is alleging that he has a full report that was released to him by the Richmond County Sheriff's Office. I mean, it goes in depth. We ain't got to read it all. It's three pages.

But they, you know, I see something about delivering a backpack. Delivering a backpack. Full of what? To wear. I still have the backpack on them. Oh. Now...

And listen, law enforcement in this situation, it was a very thorough investigation, actually. Like, I mean, they went to the place where he said he was doing the interview. They contacted that person, checked the camera footage. It was days before when the actual interview happened. But they concluded in this email here.

based on the video evidence and the timeline provided by all parties involved, it was determined that Mr. Lewis was not engaged in a job interview or application process during the time the children were left unattended. Furthermore, by his own admission, he was walking between McDonald's and the Hendricks apartments on foot during that period. The distance between these two locations is approximately 0.4 miles. Given the facts and timeline established through BWC footage, uh,

witness statements and followup investigation. It was determined that a misdemeanor charge of deprivation of a minor was appropriate to ensure the welfare of the children and facilitate a review of the matter by the court. This charge ensures that all parties have an opportunity to appear before a judge determined if the children are receiving appropriate care, full incident report to follow. Um,

But I mean, they went all over. I mean, they went all over. They went to the place. I mean, they got him on footage. He was not at a job interview. I don't know what he was doing. It says in there that they interviewed. Go back. They interviewed the 10-year-old kid. Go back. Back. A couple slides back. Victim number one. 10-year-old child.

She further stated that her father left to deliver a backpack to the Hendricks apartments and told her he would return shortly. What does that sound like?

Oh, victim witnesses number one and two both reported at arriving at the restaurant at a... That's a very loose term of restaurant. At approximately 1630. 4.30 p.m. And observing the children there without adult supervision. They recalled that the father was on the phone with someone and overheard saying he needed to drop something off.

I mean, technically, he was working his job. Sounds like. Might be already gainfully employed. Yeah, it sounds like it. You know what I'm saying? I mean, look, it sounds like he's doing, you know, some sort of Uber deliveries. Door dash. Yeah. Weed dash. Can of dash. Drug dash.

All right. So, I mean, just an update. You know what I'm saying? Hey, man. You know what? I was trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, bro. That's all it was. Shame on you, Chris. Yep. Fool me once. Fool me never again. Yep. Once you go yellow, you always go back to black. What? What the fuck? Well, I knew a guy used to say that. What does that mean? I knew an Asian guy used to say that. I just thought I would throw it in there. Oh, once you go yellow, you always go back to black. Yeah. Yeah. I mean.

I get it. Yeah. A.B. also had an update. Something to say on this with all these updates now. He also tweeted this out again, saying spoke to his girlfriend this morning. She said he was at a job interview and that they have been homeless since November. But he's saying that no funds will be sent to family till story is verified. If can't verify story, I will have GoFundMe refund the money to everyone who has given thanks. It's the best way to handle it. I mean, classy way to handle it.

You know, you want to have a good heart, man. But listen, there's fucked up people out there. There are. And yeah, Chris, do better. Do better. That's my buddy Joey Swole likes to say on the Internet. Do better. Do better. Yeah. You need. He says it like this. You need to do better. He's right. He's right. Chris should be listening, man. Yeah. So we'll see, man. We'll keep you guys updated.

But it is Cruise the Internet. It is. So let's do some more cruising. All right. We got a plethora of headlines for you guys. Indeed. Indeed, yeah. And if you guys want to see any of these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can find them linked there. Buy some shit, too. Yeah. Just saying. I mean, I popped open the screen. Yeah, buy some energy drinks. Some protein sticks. Those meat sticks are good. Get yoked. Join the revolution.

Punch a hole in the drywall. Yeah, what difference does it make? Just go fucking crazy. And then you'll have enough energy to patch it. You know what I'm saying? You'll learn a new skill. That's what we always talk about. Sometimes you got to break shit on purpose just to figure out how to fix it. It is what it is, man. It is what it is. Well, let's get into our cruise, man. We got some hell of a headlines here.

Tariffs, a little update. Like I said, we had a show just yesterday covering some of this, but update. Apparently, we're getting some people that are starting to buck the whip now when it comes to this economic situation in the country. Some countries targeted by Trump tariffs seek negotiations. China says no winners in trade war. Yeah, well, they've been winning. They've been killing it. Yeah. They've been crushing it. So somebody's been fucking winning. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

But, uh, but yeah, world leaders across the globe are reacting to president Donald Trump's liberation day tariff announcements, uh, with some expressing disappointment and others making threats on Wednesday, the president announced a baseline tariff of 10% on imports. In addition to reciprocal tariffs based on what each nation imposes on us goods. Trump believes these tariffs will incentivize foreign investment in the U S and spur domestic growth. Um, now, uh,

A lot of people, like I said, some people are kind of pissed off. Other people want to, you know, now they're calling for meetings and sit downs to try to fix this after they've been leeching off fucking American people for the last God knows how long. European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen called the tariffs a, quote, major blow to the world economy. Von der Leyen said in a statement that there would be, quote, unquote, countermeasures against

though she did not specify what they would entail. Meanwhile, China's foreign ministry said that quote, there are no winners in trade wars and tariff wars. According to the AP, um,

We got Mike Pence because, you know, here's the other thing. Talk about stuff getting more expensive for American people. Right. How much more? Right. If that is the route that we go and things just do, you know, get more expensive and the countries don't just, you know, take the tariffs away. Right. This headline reads the eye popping amount. Trump's terrorists will cost each American family revealed. Now, this full disclosure, this is from Mike Pence.

Okay. Who loves Trump, clearly. Fucking loves this guy. Yeah. Right? Definitely a patriot, American first guy. Yeah, definitely. He'll give you an unbiased account of Trump. For sure. Yeah. But yeah, the group founded by former Vice President Mike Pence estimates the plan will cost American families more than $3,500 a year. That's the rough estimates.

The analysis noted the price tag would easily erase three years worth of pay raises for most families. It also found that major purchases such as a new home or car could cost families $7,000 or more. You mean $7,000 more instead of the double that was created by all the money that they printed in the last four years? That's what I'm saying. What's the difference between... I mean, look, it's not good that anything goes up, but that's a ridiculous argument coming from what we just went through. Right.

Coming from a ridiculous man. I agree. Yeah, some of the tariffs that were put in. Now, it's also important to note here, too, these reciprocal tariffs, it's a discounted reciprocal tariff, right? And it's literally just put in to actually balance out the effect. Because, you know, we still tariff some of their other shit anyway. So it kind of balances everything out. But Trump had a nice chart that came out.

He displayed to everybody, this is just one little screen grab of it, but all in all, 67% is what China charges the United States, so we hit them back with 34% as a balance out. Why? Why do they get 34 if we get 67? Yeah, I think the asterisk says it includes currency manipulation and trade barriers. I mean, there's other numbers that goes into that. That's what I'm saying. From what I was able to understand,

It's basically like that is the equal amount once you balance everything out is what it comes up to. Some countries, though, they are like legitimate equal to equal. And yeah, I mean, it's interesting. Like the UK is 10 percent. So we charge them 10 percent. I think at Brazil, 10 percent to 10 percent. Right. So, I mean, you got that. Like I said, some countries are still, you know, they have pulled out and turned off all of the tariffs on the United States. Israel being. I think that's I think that's.

I think that 34% to 67% for China is taken into account that we consume so much Chinese goods that if we raised the same amount, it would be unaffordable. Well, that's because we don't have the infrastructure set up to support. That's correct. Right. And I think that's, yeah, that's the key, man. It's like, we can't just fucking cut everybody off. We don't have nothing set up yet. You know what I'm saying? But like, let's get our shit set up. Yeah. Cut everybody the fuck off. Yeah. Fuck them.

It is what it is. I agree. I also saw this. I wanted to address this down because I saw some comments. People tell me, oh, you know, Japan, you know, they do that because, you know, we get all the rice. We don't produce rice here in the United States. Fun fact for you guys. Do a little research. Japan's not even the top five for rice production, just to be clear. OK, China, India, Malaysia, Indonesia, China.

Japan doesn't even crack top five. They actually buy more rice and they import that shit into the Japan and then send that shit to us. Just to be very, very clear here. Okay. We have been getting bamboos with a fuck. A lot of people won't, they won't allow our food to go over there because it's so chemically altered. 100%, which is a whole nother piece of the fucking equation too. A lot of countries won't even take our food that we grow because of how we grow it.

Yeah, so I mean, it's just a little fun fact for you there. In other news, got a little last little change up here. Now, this one kind of shocked me a little bit. Did you see that Eric Adams, Mayor Eric Adams, he's dropping out of the Democratic primary and he's going to be running as an independent. He's completely left the Democrat Party. I'm not surprised by that. I'm not. But I will say, honestly, I didn't see independent. I actually thought he was just running as a fucking Republican, bro.

I really did. Well, I mean, that's what a stepping stone. That's what that means. Yeah. I mean, what that means is I'm going to run as a Republican and I don't want to lose everybody that I had. You're out the closet, but you're not like, but I'm still going to suck a dick once a while. No, no, no. Hold on. The other way around. Right. Yeah. Right. Right. Right. Right. Yeah. He's in the closet. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. He's still going to get glizzy. Yeah. I just want to talk about the glizzies. I just want to throw that in there.

It wouldn't be a proper show if we didn't. Gotta have glitzies, bro. Gotta have them. But yeah, so Eric Adams announced Thursday that he will not seek the Democratic nomination for mayor, instead pushing all his chips in on a long shot run as an independent candidate.

His honor dropped the bombshell news in a campaign video announcement just one day after a federal judge killed his corruption case for good. Quote, more than 25,000 New Yorkers signed my Democratic primary petition, but the dismissal of the bogus case against me dragged on too long, making it impossible to mount a primary campaign while these false accusations were held over me, Adams said in the six-minute spiel. Quote, but I'm not a quitter, I'm a New Yorker, he continued.

And that's why today, although I am still a Democrat, I'm announcing that I will forego the Democratic primary for mayor and appeal directly to all New Yorkers as an independent candidate for the general election. So, yeah, I mean, we'll see. It'll be interesting, man. We'll see what happens. Yeah, we shall see what happens. But yeah, man, guys jumping on this conversation.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, let's go check out some of these comments. Let's cruise the comments, guys. This first one comes from at Moolisharepippin. Andy said put it in. He's correct. That's correct. It was you. Yeah, it was me. I think you sent me a couple more, but I don't think I got them. That's a good guess, buddy. I don't think I got them in time. Yeah, put it in. Moolishareppin.

Moolish or Reppin? What? That's his name. Moolish or Reppin? Harpin. Moolish or Reppin. That's what it is. All right. We also got some pretty weird fucking people. We got good people. Yeah. A little weird. Okay. This next comment comes from at Joseph Schultz4.

Says I'm drinking it for $10,000 really I was drinking his own piss. It just depends on where you are, bro Yeah, ten thousand bucks, you know for a lot of people that'd change everything man. That's no it just depends on where you are Really the question is here's how much are you? The question is Would you change your life by drinking a drink of piss your own piss? Would you change what he means? Would you change that'll change his life? I

The amount of money that will change my life is a lot more. So the price has to go up. Yeah, so I think the question is how much. Like how much do I have to drink? Like if we're talking about a full bottle. Oh, yeah, that whole jar, bro. No, okay. See, that's different. We said 16 ounces yesterday. Oh, yeah, we did. All right. Yeah, so one of these. Yeah, bro, I'm going to need at least 50. You know what I'm saying? At least 50. 50 what? $50,000. At least? For 16 ounces? Yeah. Yeah. At least.

And it's mine. Like, it has to be mine. I ain't drinking nobody else's piss. And it has to be out in the sun all day. Like the dude said. Like, not fresh. Not fresh from the tap. No. I feel like that's basically kombucha. What are these fucking weird people be drinking? Yeah. I'd imagine it'd be about the same. Yeah.

I got one of those one time, bro. Kombuchas? One of those, like, I was out there in California, dude. I got one of those. You know, they're all drinking these drinks. Oh, they're so good for you, bro. Yeah, I got one. Shit. This sucks like piss. It went right in the trash, bro. It was like $15. Bro, you know what? I can't stand, bro. I can't stand the people that will drink that shit in front of you and act like it's so good. They're like...

- Yeah. - It's so good. Like you're a fucking liar. - Yeah, they all are liars. - You're lying. - You're all lying. - You're lying. - No doubt. - You're lying, you're weird. - It's like the people who put their cold plunge out to watch them get in it, but you know that thing is at like room temperature. - Oh, it's so cold. - Yeah, you know what I'm saying? No, they're like, look how tough I am.

You know they do that shit. They do that, yeah. Yeah, it ain't even that cold. Yeah. It ain't that cold. That's how I feel about IPA drinkers too, bro. They're the same things. Bro, IPA beers are fucking disgusting. They drink that stuff like it tastes so good. I mean, stouts are worse.

But see, I'm okay with a good Guinness. Like, Guinness is fine. Guinness, I don't think Guinness is a stout. It's a stout. What is it? It's not a lager. No, it's just a black beer. I don't think it's stout. Maybe it is. What is it? Look it up. Is Guinness a stout or a lager? No, I don't think it's a lager either. It has to be something. I think Guinness is its own thing, bro. Guinness is Guinness? I like Guinness. It doesn't taste like a stout. Guinness is a type of stout. Huh. Is it? Specifically an Irish dry stout. See? Yeah.

Man, you can't even read English. You're wrong. You're just making that up over there. People, this is racism. This is. Indeed. Indeed. Yeah. We got another weirdo, too, at Rizzy... Rizzy...

Rizzy Riz. Riz Dup. R-I-Z-D-U-P. Riz Dup. Bro, 15K is 15K. Man, we're learning a lot about our people. That's what I'm... Dude, I'm worried, actually. Guys, we got to start making some money so that you don't have to get so desperate. Broke-ass motherfuckers are going to drink your own piss for $10,000. You know what? I might bring a couple of these people in here. Let's try it. Change some lives. Let's try it.

Or maybe look at it as like they are hustlers. They're looking at the opportunity and grabbing it. That's the way I see it. I'd say we put that to the test. I say we put that to the test. We do an exclusive show. All right? Pay-per-view that motherfucker. Dude, that's how Rogan got his start. Really? Yeah, fear factor. Oh, yeah, that's right. Yeah, basically. Yeah, if we want to get to the next level, bro, this is what we got to do. We got to get some deer penises in here and see who will eat it.

Ain't that right, Joe? Hey, 50 bucks is 50 bucks. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Let's do it. Let's test and see how real these people are, man. Here's a question for you. What if we can go back in 1999 and you know all that you know right now and you were told back in 1999 that you can get the 26 years of progress in two years, but you have to sit in a glass box full of snakes for 14 hours?

But you can shorten this 26th year of your entrepreneurship journey. Knowing where I would be? Knowing where you would be. 14 hours in a box full of snakes. Yeah, I would do that. And I hate snakes. I would definitely do that. I expect that. Bullshit. I don't think you would do that. What kind of snakes? They can't be poisonous. They can't be poisonous. No snakes are poisonous.

No, they are. No, snakes are venomous. Venomous. Yeah, snakes are venomous. Fucking Mr. Wizard. Same thing. Same thing. Fucking Steve Irwin over here. Venom, you die. Snake, you die. Poison, you die. Yeah. And then go where? Straight to jail. That's right. Listen, y'all be charming to motherfuckers. I thought y'all would know. Just say it. Oh.

Thought you would have knew that. As long as you would be there to coach the snakes, I'd be all right, bro. My ancestors didn't teach me that. They didn't? No, they didn't. Well, the snakes remember, so they listen to you. Muscle memory. I would do it, though. I would. You probably would. Yeah. All right. All right. But I probably, you know, if we looked at it like that, I'd probably drink the pee back then. You know what I'm saying? For that. You'd drink the pee? Oh, yeah. I would. Ferment it.

Dude, if it's 16 ounces and I could do that in two years, hell yeah, bro. Absolutely. Yeah, it wouldn't even be a doubt. No question. Yeah. That's easy. Yeah, that's easy. All right, well, sweet guys. Bro, I'd funnel that shit like a beer bong. A couple of them. Now we're getting it. Yeah.

All right. Shotgun that shit. Bro. Yeah. Cause that'd be the easiest way. Like you just get it done. Like that man. He smelled like piss though, bro. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I'm rich. Oh shit. All right, man. All right. Well guys, we appreciate your weird asses. Yeah. Um, you're weird.

Yeah. Appreciate you guys. With that being said, let's keep the cruise cruising. We got headlines. Number two, second set. We have a Freudian slip up. It's like a nip slip. But with your brain. But with your IQ. Yeah.

And it should not be shocking. I don't know why I like putting this lady in the show so much. Jasmine Crockett. Oh, my God. Jasmine Crockett. Jasmine Crock full of shit. Sets off social media after touting being black as qualification for public defender job. I mean, she let it all out. She told us what we already knew. What's that? What?

I didn't see it. Oh, you haven't seen this? No. Oh, this is great. This is great. Let's dive into it. Listen, I'll be real. There's certain people when I see them talking on the internet, I scroll right past. Immediately tune it out. She's one of them. I'm starting to dislike her more than Cori Bush. Oh, I think she's worse than Cori Bush. Yeah. I do think she is worse than Cori Bush because at least Cori Bush, like,

Like she was just stupid. You know what I'm saying? But this lady, like she, she tries to play the smart card, which makes her even more stupid. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like to me, that's like, you're trying to insult my intelligence. Yeah. Yeah. At least, uh, at least Cori Bush, I believe was keeping it real to what she believed. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I mean, she hired her boyfriend, married him, and then called him her security and paid him $100,000 in taxpayer money. Yeah, she needs safety. That's what she told us. She didn't deny it. No, she didn't deny it. She's like, hey, what it is. He protects me both inside and out. You know what I'm saying? Cool. Jasmine Crockett's like, you know,

Like you said, I'm an intelligent woman and you need to listen to me and I know what I'm talking about. And it's interesting to go back and watch videos of her from five years ago and then watch them now. Yeah, right. It's like she's trying to like outdo the AOC style. Yeah.

AOC doesn't even do that with the Spanish spell. AOC doesn't do that anymore because it didn't work for her. It didn't work. It made her way less credible and she recognized it so she stopped doing it. Made the pivot. Except when she loses her temper and then she lets it go. Comes out a little bit. She's Latina. Yeah. Chocolates start throwing and flying. I mean, dicks start getting cut off, I think. That's the Latina move. This lady right here, though, man, she is a work of art. Jasmine Crockett.

on Wednesday appeared to boast that her being black was a big contributor to getting hired as a public defender with zero experience. Yeah, that's why they ended DEI. Fuck, dude. Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, that's not something to brag about. You send the niggas to jail. It's not good. Like, you're losing. Like...

You know what I'm saying? It's not okay. Crockett relayed the story during a House Judiciary Subcommittee on Oversight meeting on corruption in the FBI under the Biden administration. She used it as an argument to defend diversity in law enforcement. Let's check this clip out. Say because you've been gracious.

Is this when I first became a public defender, I had no criminal defense experience and I walked in and I told my boss, Charlie, I said, listen, you should hire me. He said, why? I said, because I'm black. Charlie looked at me like I was crazy. And she got the job. That is crazy. That is crazy. That's a crazy. That's a crazy thought. You know what? I walked into, you know,

Amazon and I told Jeff Bezos that I should run Amazon. He asked me why I said cuz I'm white Yep, it sounds crazy. Sounds crazy. All right sounds great, but it doesn't sound crazy when she says it No, it's the sounds fucking stupid when she said I'm just saying like how does anybody not? Look at that and be like that is a dumbest shit. I've ever heard my life Oh D has to go. You know what? I you know

I went down to the hospital, man, and I said, you know what? I'm tired of being this entrepreneur that out-earns all of you geniuses. So I would like to come down here and be a doctor now. Yep. You know? Yeah. I don't have any experience. Well, why should we allow you to be a doctor? Well, because I'm white. Yep. You know?

Yeah. Makes sense to me. Makes perfect sense. Makes perfect sense. Now let me go play with people's lives and freedom. I'm saying with zero experience. I play doctor every time I go to doctor's office anyway. Do you? Yeah, I just park in their spot. I park in their spots to let them know you ain't shit. Yeah, right, right. That's real talk. I know you do that. I do that. Yeah, because they're all egomaniacs. They all think they know everything because they went to 15 years of school and

to make fucking 500 grand, which that's stupid in itself. And then, you know, they drive their entry-level Porsche 911 and talk down to everybody. So I make sure that when I go to the doctor, I drive something nice, which is anything I have, and I park it in their spot. Yeah, you do. Yeah. And they don't say shit. Like, damn, he's doing pretty good. Dude, you know what? Real talk, dude.

I can't stand doctors. Yeah. I got some friends that are doctors. They're all nice people, but their friends suck. Yeah, man. This shit's crazy though. I mean, the argument in itself does not make sense. And, you know, technically it's gone. Technically there's still going to be hopes and tries, right? People are still trying it. So let's go back up to New York real quick because it's still being tried. New York school district.

Hit with lawsuit over Spartan's mascot deemed symbol of white supremacy. Oh, God.

This is great. So a Long Island, New York school district is facing a lawsuit from a father and local civil rights leader who claims the school district's new mascot is a symbol of white supremacy. William King Moss III, Islip Town NAACP president, former mathematics teacher in Brentwood Union Free School District and father of two Brentwood students, said,

filed the complaint against the district on March 26th. Moss's complaint accuses the district of selecting the Spartans as their new mascot, despite it being racially problematic.

Claiming the ancient Greek warrior is a symbol of hate banned by state law. His complaint contends that in January, 2024, the district began collecting ideas from the community for a new mascot through an online survey. The responses were narrowed to six options. The district said it selected the Spartans after this choice received the most votes. So it was democratic in nature. All right. Now the previous district,

The previous mascot, they were the Indians. Okay. And that, you know, okay, we can't, you know, can't do the Indians. So we got to change it. And so they wrote it. Now Moss argues that the options chosen, so these were the final six, I guess. It was Green Machine, Bears, Owls, Bulldogs, and Eagles. Okay.

Um, and that none of those were members of an identifiable or generally perceived protected class like the Spartans. He says, um, Spartans are the identifiable and generally perceived protected classes of white, non-Hispanic and race white and color Greek and national origin and Spartan or Greek and ethnic ethnicity. The complaint States here's, here's the crazy piece. Okay. Like it doesn't get more fucking stupid than that. Um,

He's not new to this. Okay. School administrator suing over white mascot. He's been waging racial lawfare for years. Right. According to the local NAACP website, Moss is the Brentwood Union Free School District Administrator for diversity, equity and inclusion. His job in this position was just eliminated because of Trump's, you know, federal ban on DEI shit. And then a couple of weeks later,

Oh, he's going to sue the school over a mascot. Which, even crazier... Well, if his job got eliminated, would they move him to a new job? I'm not even sure if he's still in fucking ploy. He just went full-time on the... So this is a non... This is just a guy suing? Mm-hmm. He's not affiliated? Is that... No, not no more. I mean, other than his kids being there, he was a former teacher. Okay. But that's it. Uh-huh. Now, one thing... So he's... So let me get this right. Okay. So we have...

All this crime going on. We have all these things happening. We have single parent households that don't care anything about their kids. Right. Fathers that are absent that don't care anything about their kids. We've got a welfare system that rewards people to have more kids, even if they don't care for them. We have a culture that excuses violence and paints these people as a victim. And we're worried about a fucking Spartan mascot. Yep.

Because that's the problem. That's the problem. Not grading, reading levels. Yeah. Not actual academic standards. Right. None of those are problems. No. Let's worry about the fucking mascot. Okay. Well, yeah. I mean, he's probably the dumbest motherfucker I've ever heard of. I mean, I'm battling with him and Crockett. I don't know where they tear up at. You know what I'm saying? Because they're both equally stupid, in my opinion. But what's even crazier, if we're going to be realistic. So it's the Spartans' fault?

Mm-hmm. Got it. Yeah. Now, in my opinion, you know, I say, what's the data, right? Let's go back to data, okay? Brentwood High School is 87% Hispanic and 8% black, okay? So how about we put something that, you know, puts light on the Hispanic students, like, you know, the Vagos, the Vatos, Wands, you know what I'm saying? Like maybe make Wands the mascot of the school or something like that, you know what I'm saying? Which Wands?

Exactly. Which one? The wands of one. You know what I'm saying? The first one? Or the second one? Both of them. Yeah? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Like, where is that? But they're not even, like, they're not even, it's just stupid, man. Well, I mean, why would it be the green machine?

When in reality, it should be the Brown machine. There's no Irish kids there. Why would it be? Why would it be? I mean...

I've been dude this is just so insane it's so stupid man oh your mascot's racist now now to be fair right bro did I send you that shirt the other day of the the the so so dude I saw this post I think I sent it to you the Caucasian post with the Redskins logo

oh yeah dude yeah so there's this this native american guy and he's got a shirt on with the redskins logo but it says caucasians and he's like white people how do you like it all the white people the college like it's awesome somebody else like why would any of us be offended for wearing the winning team's colors

Bro, it's so funny, dude. How do you like being a mascot? Well, it's fucking cool. It is important. The school's mascot's important, right? There's pride attached to that. I mean, I get it. It could be worse. Why don't they just make the Spartan black? Make it a black Spartan. I thought Spartans were black. Everybody was black. I thought so. That's what I heard. Everybody was black.

I mean, this was their old logo. Salamanca. I mean, bro, why don't they just keep it that? Yeah. I don't understand how...

How low IQ you have to be to understand that if they're using you as a logo and they're going out and playing sport, that's not an offensive thing. You know what the Redskins are saying? Bro, those Indians are bad motherfuckers, bro. They're warriors. And that's what most of the Native American population thinks. And by the way, if you go research who the logo was actually based upon, it was based upon a chief that was a known...

savage ass warrior all right and and like dude i don't know maybe maybe it's different for me but i would think that's cool yeah no but let's replace it with you know the people that killed them yeah the commanders that makes sense yeah that makes a lot of sense you know what i'm saying like it makes sense let's let's eliminate aunt jemima let's let's eliminate you know uh all the black and brown icons uh and then leave you know quaker oats yeah

It's just so stupid, man. Like I said, we got bigger problems to be fucking worried about, man. Bigger problems. Yeah, how about starting with the real issues? You know what I'm saying? Like we talked about. Like why don't we, if you're such a virtuous man and you care so much about racism and all these things, then why don't you solve the racism in your own community? What do you mean? What do you mean racism? Why are you not beating the drum to that shit? Yeah. Mm-hmm.

it's sad man guys jumping on this conversation dude these people act like white people just get around and talk about how they hate black people bro like guys this week we're gonna do this to piss off the blacks like dude we're gonna we're gonna pick a mascot it's really gonna piss them off yeah sporting piss off eight percent of the school it's i feel like you can't please them bro no like it's hard well dude i mean whatever you do it's gonna be racist you know what i'm saying

That's so crazy, bro. It's so crazy. Yeah. Guys, jump on this combo. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. It could be worse. It could be picking that fucking, like I've seen the fighting cocks. You've seen that mascot? You mean like the Gamecocks? Gamecocks. Yeah. Like, I mean, that's a terrible fucking mascot. You know what I'm saying? Like, let's be real. Have you ever fucking been around an angry rooster?

I'm going to tell you right now, bro. You don't want none. I don't want none? None. None.

You don't want... They'll fucking kill you, bro. A big rooster could kill a man. Bullshit, bro. No. Bullshit. Andy, that's not happening. Bullshit. Bro, if you were like laying on the ground... I would kick the shit out of that fucking rooster. First of all, they could fucking fly. Why would I be laying down? You say if I was laying down? Bro, listen. Let me tell you how a rooster could kill a man. Okay? First of all, they got razor sharp back claws. I don't know what they're called. Razor sharp. Okay. So...

I can't believe you never heard this before. No. This has actually happened. Okay. Yeah. You know how I know roosters are racist? Because it was a black man it happened to. Yeah. So the rooster fucking used his back claw to cut this dude's Achilles. Yeah. And then he fell down and then it cut his throat with it. Jesus. Yeah. Two moves. Like Jackie Chan and roosters, bro. Roosters are highly dangerous, man. They didn't happen. Well, I mean, it could. It could happen.

Yeah, no, I mean, I think that's a terrible mascot, bro. Yeah, all right. Well, we'll go find a rooster. I want to know what this guy's... Oh, you know what I'm talking about over here? Like, listen, roosters are...

Fuck you up bro. Fighting cocks. That's why they call him that. I wonder what his. Why do you think that people like around the world want to see roosters fight each other? It ain't because of their pussies man. It's exciting shit. Yeah I do know that's a big thing down south. Yeah. Maybe they should go with the fighting cocks. I mean the Hispanic. Because that's like a. That's in Mexican culture. Fighting cocks. You know where they originated? Yeah. And. Maybe they should go with fighting cocks.

Yeah, and then they could make it the rooster black, and everybody would be happy. Everybody's happy. Fighting black cocks. Everybody's happy. They'd sell a lot of merch. See that? We just solved your fucking problem over there. We just fixed it, Mr. Racist. All right, you're good now. Fighting black cocks, put that shit on the wall. Yeah. Man, I'd buy some of that. I'd buy some of that merch.

Yeah, man. Guys jumping on this convo, man. We still got to keep cruising. We got a third. Every black person in the world will be wearing that gear. Fighting black cock. Yeah. Then the fighting black cocks meet up with the team from upstate New York. What's upstate? Fighting little white cocks. Game was over before it started. That's racist. That's racism. Oh, shit.

Oh, it's crazy. All right. Yeah. Let's keep cruising, man. Third set of headlines. Headlines number three. This is an interesting story. This is starting to pick up a lot of steam going viral today. Let's check it out. Women's Fencing. Wait, did we ever play the video of Jasmine Crockett? Yeah, we played it. Oh, yeah? Mm-hmm.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Didn't she go on like a real long rant? Yeah. I ain't got time for that. Yeah. She went on like a four minute rant about bullshit. Dumb shit. Yeah. I saw her head doing all this shit on Instagram. You know that shit? You know? Oh, I know it. I know it. You know? And she's doing that. And then I looked at the time and it said four minutes. I said, nope. Nope. Nope.

Yeah, man. You know you're in trouble when the head starts moving like that. You know? I know you know. Blink twice if you know. Blink twice. Oh, man, you're in trouble. I'm going to call you tomorrow. Make sure you're all right. Hey, man, listen, that's why it's important. We, you know, couch shopping. I made sure it was a good one. Yeah, that's right. We're good.

Let's stop into this third headline, man. We got a women's fencer takes a knee in protest, refuses to face trans opponent. This is a man. This is fucking great. Is it? This is great. I like to see it. Let's check it out.

So, yeah, women's fencer Stephanie Turner refused a match against a transgender opponent at the Cherry Blossom Open in Maryland this past weekend, opting to take a knee instead. When Turner learned that she would be facing off against transgender fencer Redmond Sullivan, she wanted her protest to be caught on video and decided to take a knee just before the match began. She already had participated in warm ups and completed in four bouts that day. Let's take a look. I got the video here.

Stephanie's on the right. The dude's on the left. Now she's selling the ref. She's like, I'm not doing that. And that's a dude. Oh.

so

Yeah, so she stopped fighting. She did an interview. She spoke with Fox News. Hold on. It's important to remember she was ejected from the tournament and expelled from the facility for doing that. Yeah, 100%. Speaking with Fox News, Turner said, USA Fencing has failed to listen to women's views on trans athletes participating in their sport. Quote,

I knew what I had to do because USA fencing had not been listening to women's objections regarding its gender eligibility policy. Turner said, I took a knee immediately at that point. Redmond was under the impression that I was going to start fencing. So when I took the knee, I looked at the ref and said, I'm sorry, I cannot do this. I am a woman and this is a man and this is a woman's tournament. I will not fence this individual. And again,

You know, society has moved. The temperature's changed, bro, and people are not fucking with it. Martina Navratilova, fuming. You don't know who that is? Yeah, she's like a big tennis champion, right? Yeah. Navratilova? Yeah, bro. She's fucking... Badass. Yeah.

I butchered her name. I'm sorry. But yeah, she's badass. I mean, she jumped in on this conversation. She tweeted this out saying, this is what happens when female athletes protest. Anyone here still thinks this is fair? I am fuming and shame on at USA Fencing. Shame on you for doing this. How dare you throw women under the gender bullshit bus? Well, I mean, where were you guys when dudes were swimming in pools? Right? I'm glad the temperatures changed, but.

It's definitely changed. I mean, that's good. But isn't it embarrassing that this is even a discussion? Yeah. Dude, it is. It's fucking sad. And what's even worse is like, I mean, because it's sad that we're in a day and age where we have to like reiterate and put in extra, you know, executive orders and fucking legislation to fucking talk about common sense shit. It's sad. It's sad. You know, but temperature's changing. Now, I'm going to show this article again.

Because this is how the left responds. Like they're still trying to fume these fucking flames, which have been, I've been hearing, I don't know what the article says, but what I have been hearing is to this argument or observing online is,

Is them saying, oh, you're going to bring in the less than 1% of, yeah, because you want to make rules for less than 1% of the population. Right. You want less than 1% of the population to dictate the entire culture of society. So, yes, we are worried about less than 1% of the population because that's who we're catering to in all of these things.

We're allowing men and women's bathrooms. We're allowing transgender, quote unquote, drag queens, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera, to read perverted books to our children. And we're recategorizing pedophiles as minor attracted people. And we are allowing all of these things under the understanding that this is a very small percentage of society. So yes, we're

We are concerned with that. And we are going to make a big deal about that. She received a black card for refusing to compete against the man. Yeah. And then was expelled from the USA fencing event. I mean, it's fucking sick. But then you see situations like this. A trans girl was banned from her track team. Now she's competing with the boys. Okay. It's what the fuck he should be doing. Yeah. It's what he should be doing. It's what he should be doing. And I just, like, I hate how they try to, like...

Like, I mean, do read this, like, listen to this article. Eliza Munchie kneeled on her bedroom floor, curling her lashes. She dabbed glitter into the corners of her eyes and debated whether to tie her hair into one French braid or two. She slipped on a green jersey and headed to her first track and field meet.

At Falls Church High School, she waited for a practice throw in the discus event, taking her place in a line of boys. Runners passed by on the track. Coaches hovered nearby. Eliza was nervous, but in the way that any team might be before their first competition in a new sport. Listen, he's a dude. Go compete with the fucking dudes. And if everything is equal, then he should be excelling there too. No problem. Yeah. I'd be willing to bet he's going to be placing somewhere in the bottom fucking totem pole.

It doesn't matter. And honestly, if a dude wants to dress as a girl and wants to compete with the dudes and kicks all their asses, I don't give a shit. Where's the pride in that? Yeah, for sure. Let's go. Yeah. You want to prove your whatever? Like, go beat all the boys. Statistically, that's not the case, though. These are dudes who have fucking been competing as dudes.

Who are 400th fucking place. And then they go compete with the fucking girls. And they're first. They tuck their shit and now they're winning national championships. Not only that, bro. It's the same thing that these people are doing in other areas. Okay? Why is it that when these drag queens quote unquote go to these schools to read these books, why is it never females go?

you know, dressed in suits and shit. Yeah. Why is it never, it's always trans women

It's always men pretending to be females advocating for all of this stuff. Why is that? Well, it's because there's a pedophile problem in your little community that you all want to fucking look past. And everybody else in the world can see it. And you can see it too, but you're making excuses for it. So let's call what it is what it is. It also strikes me. Yeah. Yeah.

It's stupid. You know what I'm saying? But then they get outraged. I saw this other headline. I think this is from NBC. Trump administration axes more than $125 million in LGHD television's health funding, upending research field. Well, listen, listen. You can give me like 20 bucks for me to tell you that cutting your dick off ain't going to be good for you in the long run.

Because that's essentially what they're cutting. You don't need fucking years and hundreds of millions of dollars to tell you that it's not going to be good. It sucks for just every... First of all, let's acknowledge this. Most gay people and the vast majority of gay people are just normal fucking people. They want to be left alone. They don't want to be fucked with. They want the same benefits that everybody else gets.

And everybody agreed to that. And the argument against that was we don't want... Now, when that happened, most people were for it. I was for it. You're for it. Everybody else... Everybody with a fair and common sense mindset was generally for it. They're like, yeah, what fucking difference does it make? It doesn't affect me. Yeah, right. The critics of it...

They warned us, bro. They said, they said the next thing is going to be, you know, they want special treatment. And the next thing is going to be, you know, they want to read their books to your kids and they want to put their education curriculum into, you know, elementary schools and this and that. And I was told that by somebody who's very, I'm very close with back then. And I remember getting an argument. I'm like, bro, that is, that is such,

an absurd way to look at it. And here we are. And, you know, though, all those harsh critics of that are now being proven right. And, you know, it's good to see the gay community by and large condemn the

You know this crazy shit, but like dude it needs to be more it needs to be more because it's the reason that these People are allowed to pretend to be Women and dance like strippers in front of people's kids and read them books about sucking dicks and shit is because they know that's gonna result in anti-gay Sediment and it's gonna cause division and and so I

we have to call these things out for what they are, we also have to be very careful to not generalize entire groups of people into this. You know what I mean? For sure. I mean, because there are people out there that are trying to fight it. You know what I'm saying? Like this most recent case, they

dealing with all of this crazy stuff. It's actually local to us, man. Gays Against Rumors, we've had Becky on many times. She's a huge proponent of that, one of the founding members. But they just brought something out this past week

Gazing and screamers on Instagram said today one of our members attended a family-friendly drag show at tropical liqueurs in st Louis She witnessed young kids hand money to a half-naked Gyrating drag queen while their mother watched and recorded them with the glee does this seem family-friendly to you? Check the video out What would what would happen

What would happen if I was to take your little girls to a actual strip club? What would happen to me? You'd get charged. Deprivation of a minor. They just charge a dude for leaving his kids at McDonald's. I mean, fuck. It'd be a problem. I mean, that's just the problems you would have with law. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Would you have a problem with that? Fuck yeah, I'd have a problem with that. Okay. So how does the law not see this the same way? Mm-hmm.

You know what really sucks? Dude, by the way, let's point out. What's the demographic there? It's your people, Andy. No, it is. But what demographic is it? It's all lower middle, upper middle class, white people, brunchers. I mean, I see a Canadian goose jacket in there. Yeah, I mean, they're doing good. Liberals. Yeah. Okay. Well, it seems to be a common theme. Yeah. Common denominator here. There is a common denominator between the activism of one particular group of people

Who push all of this crazy shit. We talk about it all the time on the show. Bro, you know what's crazy? Like, here's the part that really sucks, right? How is that okay? Dude, it's not. Bro, that makes me sick, bro. Here's the thing. You know what? Full disclosure here, bro.

I love TROPS. The actual products that they produce. Listen, man, I was in Springfield, Missouri when they started that. You had TROPS? Okay. Fuck yeah. Bro, the shit's fucking amazing. They started it right down there in downtown Springfield. It's an amazing place. Bro, and I love, listen, I am a sucker for boozy slushies. Yeah. Okay? I fucking love them. I go to TROPS. I used to go to TROPS quite a bit. Yeah. I knew there was, you know, there was a product. Like, I didn't give a shit because the product was that good. Look, man. I wish I would have walked in on this shit while this was going on because it would have been a problem.

It would have been a massive problem. I just, you know, look, dude, and they've gotten some backlash online. Good. But here's the problem. Here's the problem. And they put out an announcement. Okay. Um, important announcement. As of today, we will no longer allow anyone under 21 years of age in the bar. Even for food. You can order tacos at traps on door dash. You will be actually produce an ID at the door. Thank you. Management. Yeah. Sounds good. All right. Um,

But it's not because they got kids in there. It's not because they're doing drag shows with kids. Their reasoning was, unfortunately, the actions of a few who have been denied service because they do not have their IDs have ruined it for others. Tacos at TROPS is available on DoorDash and Uber Eats. Yeah, so not because, you know, they got fucking pedophiles dancing in front of kids. No, listen, this is creative damage control. That's all it is. Yeah, this is, oh, let's say it like this and handle it this way. And so we don't alienate these people.

And I will say this drag queen, I mean, dude's got some nice biceps on him. But listen, bro, I need to check your hard drive. That sounds like you want to check his hard drive with his nice biceps. God damn it, Andy. No. His hard driver. He's a big dude. He's a big fucking... Just don't say anything more. You're making it worse. All right. Bro, this is wrong, man. It is wrong. This is fucking wrong. And dude, look, it has nothing to do... There's plenty of businesses...

that in restaurants and things that i visit that probably don't have the exact same political views i have yeah that's fine yes like there's plenty of really dude honestly the best restaurants are owned by gay people let's be real dude they make great food yeah and they're cool as fuck and they're fun to hang around but and but you know what they don't like they don't like little kids ruining their reputation right and parents that you know what's funny dude

The people that are actually doing this are the enablers. They're not even part of the gay community. They're just virtue signaling. They don't want to be against the gay community. Correct. Yeah, right. That's what it is. And it's causing all this disruption in the gay community. That's interesting to think about because it's not even – It's not even gay people doing it. No. Right. Yeah.

I mean, but to be fair, like that drag queen, bro, you come out and you see some fucking kids and, bro, I'd stop right there. Get these kids out of here. Yeah, I agree. Okay, look, dude. There has to be some accountability and responsibility on the man, bro. Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.

There is a fucking gay bar in Springfield, Missouri. I don't know if it's still around. Oh, yeah. You used to go to that one. Yeah. I did used to go in there because I knew the dudes that owned it and they were fucking pretty cool. Cool dudes, yeah. And they had drag show. It's called Martha's Vineyard. That was the name of the bar. Never had a fucking problem, bro. They went in. Everybody, straight people went in there. Gay people went in there. It was entertaining. You know, it wasn't.

like it was just like a normal bar dude and yeah there was drag queens and they fucking danced around and shit but like dude if they you know if they if you didn't want to be fucked with they didn't fuck with you and uh it was all cool and i promise you those dudes are not having little kids in their fucking bar doing this shit now maybe things have changed but and back then there's no way they would have yeah um

I don't know, man. That's something that has to be some accountability. That's it. Like, bro, and if you're a drag queen and you want to go out and do that shit, do it. Cool, but make the kids leave. Express yourself. Whatever you got to do. You know what I'm saying? But dude, that shit looks hard to do. The question. Fucking heels and shit. Like, that's got to be. Well, you're the twinkle toes here, bro. And it's tucked. You know what I'm saying? That's got to be hard to do. Yeah, dude. Look, the thing is. That's some talent. Yeah, well, you would know.

I never tried it. But the thing is, man, is like, and it's just the same thing we said, the gay people got to police their own community. It's not okay. It's changing the perception of the gay community in a lot of people's eyes. It's going to cause anti-gay sentiment. And I don't think that's fair because I think that, you know, most gay people are normal everyday people just trying to live their lives. And I would say this, this is why,

you don't push and push and push your lifestyle onto other people because eventually they're going to say fuck it i don't care anymore no you know and not everybody's gay bro in fact most people aren't most people and they don't like the jammed on their throat 15 times a year and when when really in everybody else's mind they've said a long time ago like

Really don't give a shit if they get married. I don't care if they live whatever life they live. I don't care It's all good. But then you know, we got to live with you know an entire month of super gay shit being Really being pressed everywhere and then all on top of that how many more holidays are there? It's like 50 something other holidays for that community. So dude, we have to rise above

And really understand what the purpose of all this is and the theme of literally all of this that we covered today really is They want us to fight they want us to hate each other and they're allowing certain behaviors to exist So that it will cause that disruption and those behaviors Cannot be tolerated by the citizens of those communities. So it ain't it's just right and wrong. That's it. Yeah, and and so uh

Yeah. I mean, it is what it is, bro. It is what it is. Dudes don't belong in the fucking women's pool. They don't belong winning national championships with women. They don't belong in women's locker rooms. I don't care if they had top surgery, bottom surgery, or in-between surgery. I don't care.

Stay the fuck out. Leave the women alone. Go compete with the dudes. And if you want to dress like a woman while you're competing with the dudes, cool. But don't ask the entire world to bend their reality to suit your delusion. That's not okay. And nobody's own fucking league, man. Huh? Start your own league. There's only be there will be enough people to compete. You know, just start your own. You can't force that shit. You know what I'm saying? Start your own shit. But they can force that shit because they have forced that shit.

When was the law for them to get married? 2014, I believe it was. That was before then. When were gays allowed to be married legally in every state? June 26, 2015. 2015. All right. For 10 years now. They already fucked it up. I'm sorry. No, that was my point. No, it's fine. It's only been 10 years. That was my point. They already fucked it up. It went from just give us equal rights to all of this crazy shit and nothing.

It is what it is, dude. It's crazy, man. Men belong with men. Women belong with women. Doesn't matter if you grow your hair out. Doesn't matter if you get boobie implants. Doesn't matter if you cut off your pee-pee. Doesn't fucking matter, bro. Whatever you were born, you go in that locker room.

Whenever you were born, you do those things with that person. If you don't want to do those things with that group of people, then don't fucking do those things. I mean, wouldn't you want to be in that locker room? You know what I'm saying? Huh? You're a dude calling yourself a woman now. Bro, there's a lot of... Wouldn't you want to be in that locker room? No, no, no. Because a lot of these... Listen, let me ask you this. No, no. I'm being fucking dead serious right now. It's become a fad in high schools. All right?

If you knew at 14 years old where you're at like the height of like going through puberty, right? Hormones are raging. Yeah, you're getting boners 50 times a day. Okay. If you knew that all you had to do was put on a fucking skirt and wear a fucking blouse to school and they're going to let you go in the women's locker room and see all the girls naked. You see what I'm saying? There's a lot of fucking kids that will do that.

And that's happening. You know, that Loudoun County school. Happened in Virginia. Yeah, where that kid raped that girl and then he went to another school and I believe he did it again. That shit happens all the time, dude. It's just not covered by the press. Okay, so, you know, we need to stop accommodating the criminals and start holding them accountable for what they do no matter what race, gender they claim or anything else. It don't matter.

Yeah, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation. Let us know what you guys think down. Bro, when we had Riley on, she was talking about how that dude. He still had it. He still had a dick and he's showering in the girl's shower butt naked in front of a mom. That's insane. That is insane. Insane. Yeah, man. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think.

With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show, guys. We got thumbs up or down. Was that a picture over there? That was the picture of him or whatever. Yeah, that's the dude that had to go compete with his fellow dudes. Well, sorry about it. You know, you're not the victim, bro. It is what it is. Go dominate the dudes. Bro, whatever. Yep. Guys.

Time for the final segment of the show. We got thumbs up or dumb as fuck. This is where we bring a headline in. We talk about it. It'll get one of those two options. Andy, I want you to guess in this room who submitted this article for thumbs up. Why eat insects? Zeeshan. Am I right? Yes. Okay. Yes.

Why eat insects? What you guys don't know is that Zeeshan's been advocating for this for a long time with us. He wants us to expand our cultural horizons. Fake news. No. What were you saying? You were saying chocolate-covered crickets? This is fake news. Oh, man. Dude, listen. You put chocolate on anything, it's all right. I'd rather eat insects than drink my own piss. I'm with you on that. Yeah, I'm with you on that. I mean, it depends. It depends.

Remember when they were trying to push in that shit? When they had Nicole Kidman on TV being like, these are so good. And Donnie Jr. too. Yeah, and everybody's like, yeah, no, fuck that. No, fuck off. Yeah. No. Just think if people would have went with all that shit, where we'd be. Eating crickets and shit? Yeah. No, bro. They still want us to, by the way. I mean, you can't forget that. They do want us to.

Yeah, why eat insects? Why not eat insects? It's cheeky to answer a question with a question, but seriously, why not? For every reason you may think you don't want to eat insects, I can think of many reasons why billions of people in 80% of the world's nations enjoy them on a regular basis. Keep reading. Well, I...

Because that's all they fucking got. They ain't top of the nation, baby. I'll tell you that. I mean, it's what's available. What other is 80% of the nations in the world? The third world. 80%? The majority of the people in the bottom of the world. You're a climate denier for wanting to have that nice steak. Holy shit, man.

Oh, shit. But yeah, so this guy, this guy right here, his name is Chef Joseph Yoon. Chef Cricket. Yeah. He is. He's actually I mean, dude, he has a pretty legit following, too. Really? He's blowing up. But he is. He's a he's pioneering, pioneering member.

of the Explorers Club and chef advocates for the UN's IFAD or International Fund for Agricultural Development. He leads global change as the founder of Brooklyn Bugs with over 500 days of touring across six continents. He champions the immersed potential of insect agriculture, helping to reshape its significance for humanity.

Joseph's fervor extends beyond culinary innovation. He strives to bridge cultures, connecting with local and indigenous groups while honoring and amplifying the wisdom. This motherfucker eats bugs, okay? And he makes them look nice. This is one of his videos he posted three years ago, How to Eat Every Insect.

Got 5 million fucking views. That's because it's gross. Yeah, I think this is the description I'm assuming. Is this right, Zeeshan? Is this like the description of the video? Yes, yes. Take a deep breath and come prepared with an open mind because today Joseph Yoon from Brooklyn Bugs is teaching us how to eat almost every edible insect there is. I mean, it's disgusting. Cricket, Jiao Chang mayo is a staple in my house and something I eat regularly. Let's check out one of these videos.

Are you tired of the same old boring eggs? Well, have I got a super delicious and fun treat for you. Go ahead and cook up your perfect six-minute eggs, and let's add some cricket salt to one, some black ant salt to another, and super worms on both to create the most delicious, sensational, fun egg that you could ever imagine. No!

First of all, if you want people to eat more insects, try not to delete the sounds of your disgusting mouth. And maybe find someone that looks appealing to try the shit. This dude is nasty. Bro, there's just something about watching people eat food that grosses me the fuck out. You don't like the ASMR shit? No. No? You...

That's not ASMR, bro. I mean, but that's like when they do the mukbangs and shit. The what? Mukbangs. You know what it's called? What's that? Mukbangs. It's like when you, like, the people that be like eating the fucking food and like that's what they record themselves eating food. And they make this noise. Yeah, the microphone's like, fuck yeah, people watch that shit. Yeah, there's a big community and they'll amplify the sound. It's echoey and it's like, the crunch is like, oh,

And people like that there's a big following for the oh Wait, wait people watch people eat for the sound. That's a real thing You should search it on YouTube and show it on no green. No that grosses me the fuck out It grosses me out when people chew gum and shit with their mouth is a cup It's like yeah Wow Who does that DJ

Y'all wilder today. You chew your gum like that? I don't even chew gum, bro. Yeah. I don't chew gum. Bro. First of all. Mm-hmm.

Dude, he looks like Dave. No, he doesn't. There's actually a condition called misophonia. It's a condition where people experience intense annoyance or anger triggered by specific sounds when someone's eating or breathing too loudly. Yeah, that's me. I got that. What do you call it? Me too. Misophonia. Misophonia. I think that's just like you hate people.

Get the fuck away from me. All right. Would you try his cricket? John Mayo. First of all, dude, let me tell you something. You know, those worms that he's eating there. You know who else likes those worms? My ducks. Are your ducks? My ducks like the worms. I fed your ducks to those worms before. Yeah. They would like this. Oh, yeah, they would like it. Are you missing something in your life?

Maybe it's cricket gochujang mayo with a bun. The cricket powder adds another layer of depth and flavor and extra crunch of the crickets and mealworms, but get about it. Hmm. Turn it off. What?

Bro, that's sick. That's sick. How much to eat a worm? One little meal worm. How much? Andy, be real. We're really out here. Dude, I'm just like... Every day you lose hope for humanity? Yeah, man. I really do. I saw that, seeing that video of those girls doing that TikTok in front of their crash car. I don't even think that was their car. That was an old man's car. Yeah, but just people...

it's i don't know yeah so how much this dude's getting paid to fucking be a spokesman for this this guy i guarantee if you check out this dude's bank statements you'll figure out that he's getting paid from pro insect world economic forum somehow i mean no i said he's fucking he works where uh where'd he say he works at uh

Yeah, he's a pioneering member of the Explorers Club and chef advocate for the United Nations IFAD, the International Fund. Yeah, this guy's just a figurehead, bro. Those probably aren't even real bugs. Nah, he's eating that shit. He looks like he eats bugs. Yeah, no, he's eating that shit. Like, if you're going to sit here and talk about how healthy they are, why don't you get someone that doesn't look like shit? You know, receding hairline, fucking gay. And like, dude, that fake cheerful shit that people do, like...

Dude, it turns my stomach, bro. Like exactly what this guy does. Oh my God. Yeah, exactly. So nice to see you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's horrible. So how much? How much? One mealworm. Dude, I would eat a mealworm. What? All right. A dried mealworm? Yeah. That's not fucking like alive? We're doing it tonight. No, I'm not. Why not? If I had to, I would eat them.

Yeah. But I don't have to. The what? What'd you say? He called us Timon and Pumbaa. What's that? From the Lion King. I've never seen it. The fucking... I never saw Lion King. I'm assuming I'm fucking Pumbaa. Fucking asshole. Well, anyway. Yeah. No mayo? Nah, man. I mean, we're living in the fucking final days. Yeah.

We are. Yeah. We are, bro. We're living in the, we're there. Just take the wheel. It's going to happen. Let's go. It's coming. Yeah. Like people, like there's too much corruption. There's too much insane shit. Motherfuckers eating bugs. Dicks in the pool. There's too much cowardice amongst men. It's just, I mean, look, I'm going to go down swinging. I'm going to tell you that. I'm going to do everything I can to turn everybody into some, you know, non-compliant, non-dependent

wealthy intelligent physically fit human beings but uh there's a big fucking mountain to climb right now you know i wonder how like i wonder if this is just how like my dad felt looking at the world when he was like my age you know what you guys think that's true nah there's no way this is way worse like when y'all started riding helis and shit what helis yeah

That was what the fuck is a Healy you know what a Healy is Andy the shoes with the fucking skate in it No, I never had those you know was that what bro? I'm 20 fucking years older than you you're 15 Yeah, I wasn't riding around on fucking Healy's bra's trying to see some boobies Yeah, they get you there fast No, no they don't

They get you further away. You might be moving faster, but you're moving the wrong direction. You know what it is? Yeah. You had them, though. No, I wanted some. Too poor to get them. I didn't want a pair. Nah, bro. You're over the weight limit. All right. Is that what it is? We had rollerblades. I mean, you went to like Spencer's and shit and Hot Topics and stuff back then, didn't you? Well, I never been in a Hot Topics, but I looked in there.

What's the difference? I didn't go in. You just peeked your head in the fucking... Yeah, bro. Scary place. Dude's in there dressed up like Marilyn Manson and shit. Fuck, I didn't know what to do. I just looked in there.

I felt like a dork. Yeah. You know? I'm like, I'm not cool enough for that. Yeah. I just kept walking. I would go to Spencer's and look at all the dirty cards, though. Mm-hmm. Yeah. They had ones with boobies in them. Yeah. Didn't they? That's where everybody knew that. Mm-hmm. You go to Spencer's and check out the dirty cards. Just titties. Right, right, right. Right up in there with the Heelys on them. Oh, yeah. No. No.

Bro, we didn't have that, man. No Heelys. No Heelys? All right. Heely. I got it now because they're on the heel. Yeah, right. Got it. You know what I'm talking about. Do you guys think I know what the fuck he's talking about? I do think you do. I do now because you just told me. You mean the ones with the wheels that kind of come up and down on the back here? Well, how do they come out? I never understood how that actually works. How do they work?

No, I think you click your heels together or some shit. No, that's the Wizard of Oz. Bro, there's a button on there. No, they come down. I'm not lying. I wanted a pair. I just couldn't get them. They still make them? They do, actually. All right. We'll get you a pair. We'll get you a pair. I'll bust my ass. No, I ain't got the, you know what I'm saying? I thought you were the superior athlete. Yeah, not in skateboarding. In what?

Football. Oh, okay. Tennis. All right. Got a mean backspin. All right. On that note, that's all I got. Yeah, that's all I got too. I'm going to try not to be totally demoralized by society today. And remember that these people deserve to be laughed at. They deserve it. And shamed. That's the only way it's going to stop. So make fun of your local weirdo and have a great weekend.

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