868. Andy & DJ CTI: Florida State University Shooting, Blue Origin Returns Safely & Why Dems Lost Election
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So don't be a hoe. Sure, sure. All right, what's up? What's going on, man? Nothing. Dude, I'm over here dying. Huh? You're dying? Yeah, dude, I don't know what it is. Something got me. You hear it in my... I'm a little, like, nose forward. No. Yeah. I've been dying, bro. Body hurts. What, are you sick? I think so. Yeah? I think so. It's Medot's fault. I called it, bro. I called it. He's going to say it's not, but he took the... Keith has cancer because of Medot. Is that true? Is that true?

So what's happening? No, nothing much, man. A lot of stuff. Got a couple of stuff to talk about, man. Some things to discuss. I bet we didn't get to cover anything this week. Yeah, you know, but it's all good. How are you doing? You good? Yeah. Yeah. Anything new?

Nope. I want to drink out of this fucking thing the whole episode, but my right hand is a little tight. Yeah. It's all that beating off. I don't know about that. You know, there's a viral video of me drinking out of that cup on the internet. No, I haven't seen it yet. Yeah. I haven't seen it. You picked it up, no problem. What do you think? I didn't have to pick it up, bro. I just thought about it, and it came up on its own. Is that what it was? Yeah. This fucking thing's heavy, man. Yeah. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. No, man, we got some, I wanted to bring something up for you though, because I know you're a car guy. What exactly does that mean first? Like what does being a car guy mean?

It means being passionate about cars outside of the realm of just using them for basic transportation. That's the first thing it means. Okay. Second thing it means is you're not gay. Yeah. Wait. Okay. All right. Okay. Yeah. That's pretty much it. All right. Well, you like cars. I do. You like cars. You don't have to have nice cars to be a car guy. No. Not at all. Right? Yeah. Okay. All right. No, you can be... It's an aspirational hobby. Right.

You know what I mean? Like when you're young. It's like Pokemon. I don't know. I don't know anything about Pokemon. I don't think it's like cars though. Oh yeah, catch them all. It's like I aspire to catch them all. Do you guys write this dude's fucking jokes? No, bro. It's a metaphor. I get it. You know what I'm saying? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Same, same. No, but you know.

Why do you stop because it's not the same okay? All right? You can't compare Pokemon to fucking cars car guy culture car guy culture is is you see a new car? Oh my goodness. I want the car. Yeah car guy culture is like

It's probably the most inclusive culture that I think exists because no one cares who you are, what race you are. They don't care. They care about the cars. Yeah, that's real. That's a Pokemon. It's a good connector. No, it's not Pokemon. Well, Hennessy came out with the new car.

So are you familiar with like it obviously Hennessy performance, right? Yeah, they got a new car Yeah, and they're saying that it's the world's most powerful venom production. Yes, then I'm f5 now is now I guess let's go through it and you tell me if it's bullshit or not though Like is it is this something that's like realistic, you know, cuz they're saying 0 to 200 in 10.3 seconds I feel like the bugs faster

I don't know the zero to 200 time for the bug because I was too busy not trying to kill myself. But yeah, no, that's a very fast car. Really? Yeah. 1800 horsepower? Yeah, it's very fast. I've got a buddy who has one. He has one of these? No shit. What do these things cost? I think they're like two to three million. Jesus. Yeah.

yeah they're calling them the fury v8 yeah they're real small you've seen one before when we were down in uh we were down at ferrari of austin there was a hennessey that used to belong okay uh stephen tyler from aerosmith remember yeah i remember that one i do remember how small it was i do yeah okay okay yeah see i thought they did like that like they would just like made the packages that's not an f5 that's the previous version gotcha but yeah that they're fast

Huh? $2.1 million. Jesus Christ. What's the BHP? Is that the base horsepower? What is that? Brake horsepower. Brake horsepower. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, fuck, dude. Yeah. But like, here's my other question. Like, why would you even want to go that fast? You know what I'm saying? Like, why? Like, I feel like there's a limit. You know what I'm saying? Like, I've been to some fast shit, but like, after that, it's just like, like, what's to it? I don't know. No, bullshit. Because you drive that shit.

Yeah, I mean, it's just awesome, dude. I don't know how to explain it. That's the same argument as why do you like titties? Why do you want a $5,000 suit if you can get like a $45 suit? It's the same argument. Why do you have a car if you could get the same place with a scooter? Well, because I fucking like it. Yeah. You know, like, I don't know, like, you know.

It's just cool. Yeah. I think most people that talk, like not talk shit, but most people that are like, oh, they just never been in those cars. Not only that, I mean, not everybody's into everything. That's true. Like, I don't know why you like dicks. You know what I'm saying? I can't fucking explain that, but I don't judge you for it.

You know, it is what the fuck it is. It's fucked up. Yeah. Well, would you get one of these? Would I get one? Probably. Probably. This isn't like a car that you're like, you're not, you like the Ferraris and the fucking, no, I mean, Hennessy makes cool shit, bro. I mean, they've, they build some awesome stuff. It's just, I, you know, it's an American company. They make cool stuff. Yeah. I always saw them as like the add on company. Like they do the shit with like, you know, Chevy or performance stuff. Right. Yeah. But they make awesome. I don't know. They made actually call like actually make cars. That's crazy.

Huh, all right. Yeah, I probably bought a Koenigsegg before I bought that. Not because I think it's better, it's just I like it better. Like the Koenigseggs better? Yeah. All right, that's cool. I just didn't know if that was like, because I feel like everybody says it's like, oh, I got the fastest car. It's like, eh, but do you? Well, I mean, look, there's street cars that are faster than that that people build. I mean, there's a fucking six-second...

uh quarter mile r8 that underground racing built that's fucking probably the fastest street car made there's a there's a there's a uh for gt called bad gt that runs 310 miles an hour jeez so i mean there's all kinds of street cars that are ridiculous fast what makes these cars special is they come out of the box like that yeah what's the fastest car you got the uh

Top speed or acceleration? Both, I guess. Well, acceleration, it's the Pure Sport, Bugatti Chiron Pure Sport. Yeah, the carbon. Top speed, it's the Veyron Supersport, the other Bugatti. Gotcha. Yeah. Damn, that's fucking sick. Yeah, it goes 267. Jesus. Yeah. All right. Yep. That's cool, man.

Well, let's get into our headlines. We got some interesting stuff. This is kind of like this first one. Guys, remember, if you want to see any of these, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can find the stuff link there for you. But let's get into our first headline because this one's actually kind of crazy. And, you know, we see these things happen all the time, but we never really like dive into, I guess, like the different arguments for or against them. Okay, but let's talk about it because it's going around a whole lot today.

Florida, Florida State University had another mass shooting. At least six people injured in mass shooting at Florida State. When was this? This is today. It was a couple hours ago. Oh, really? Yeah. And apparently they're saying at the time of recording, at least six people were injured in a mass shooting at FSU on Thursday. According to hospital officials who had earlier confirmed to CNN, it was receiving and treating patients from the campus. Now, FSU put out an alert saying,

on their, uh, student messaging platform. They also put one out on Twitter, um, saying that there was an active shooter. And obviously it's early. Like there was reports. It was actually two shooters. One was killed and then one's in custody. That is what they're saying right now. There is one in custody. Um,

You know, but it's crazy. So they kill one and the rest of the other one? That's what they're saying. Huh. That's what they're saying. They are saying that at least one shooter is in custody. So now there are some clips going around of like, you know, on the ground and shit that's going on. I have a clip here. Can't show it on YouTube, but I want you to see it because I think it also lends to like the problem we have in culture.

Of just this. And what culture? Just an American Western culture. It's like we're almost, I don't want to say like fucking like numb to this stuff or something. I don't know. But the clip, it's a clip of a student on FSU's campus that is walking by one of the bodies or one of the victims. And she's like holding a fucking Starbucks cup and just like, check this clip out, man. Oh.

doubles back at it. That's the clip. Holy shit. Right? You can hear gunshots in the background. You still hear it, yeah. Still going on. Go play that again. Is that girl dead? Well, it's unconfirmed at the time. Now, there is another... Play that one more time.

You hear the, yeah, you're here. I do. Now, but there is another. Drinking a fucking iced coffee. Walking right by her. Yeah. Walking right by her. And like, to me, like, that's what I'm saying. Like, are people numb to this shit? You know what I'm saying? Not normal people. Not normal people. Normal people would help that person or stop and, you know, move that person or, you know, I don't, I don't.

And it's not like you were recording walking by this person. Who are the shooters? They haven't released that yet. But there's two of them. That's what the talk is, right? Now, there is another clip that apparently shows a police officer rendering aid to what appears to look like that same person that was laying on the ground. Here's this clip. Yeah.

So we don't know if she's, you know, passed or not. It looks like she got shot in the butt. Yeah, right. Lower torso, yeah. You know, but it is crazy because, you know, they haven't released the names of the shooter or the identity of the shooter or shooters. But, of course, you got people jumping to conclusions. There was this person who goes by Thomas Mix on Twitter saying,

saying another active shooter, this time at SFU, Florida. Let's talk about why this keeps happening. Florida passed permitless carry in 2023. No training, no license, no permit. Anyone 21 and older without a felony can now carry a hidden gun. No registration, no oversight, just vibes and violence. This is the direct result of GOP governance.

Republicans in Florida don't care. If they did, they'd actually do something. But they don't. Because dead college kids aren't a political liability to them. Most of their MAGA base isn't sending kids to university anyway. So when bullets fly on campus, it's not their problems. They sold public safety to the gun lobby. The NRA writes their bills. Gun violence is just background noise to their power games. I mean...

Zeeshan, what's the definition of a criminal? The one who commits a crime and the one who doesn't obey laws. Okay, so that's like the official description. Correct. Yeah. So this person, Thomas, who apparently is highly educated because MAGA people don't send their kids to college, right? Yeah, super educated. So this is an educated dude who thinks that criminals...

somehow obey laws and that gun laws would stop this kind of behavior? Am I understanding this correctly? Okay, so how does he come to the conclusion that a law would stop people from doing these kinds of things? Can anybody answer that for me?

I have a question for you though. There are a lot of car accidents. What should we do? Probably ban cars. Yeah. Right. It's just like the fat people. Yeah. We should probably just ban spoons. Correct. And plates. And forks. Yeah. We shouldn't actually make the food healthier.

And ban the ingredients that are intentionally put into food that make it addictive by all of the big food producers. No, that's not the problem. Just take the forks out of people's hands. That's right. So... This is Thomas here, by the way. Yeah, he looks like a smug douchebag with his fucking Star Trek cup. Okay? This is what's wrong with the world, is people that think this way. First of all, we're using people...

Being shy some sort of political agenda push narrative push Politicizing the tragedy right which doesn't surprise me because that's what everybody jumps to do But I would be interested to find out who actually committed this shooting and what their history is and who they are Because I'm willing to bet that it's probably not some

Maga hillbillies like they're trying to and by the way, bro, just so you know if we were to test the the IQ of maga base versus people like you

they would destroy you. Okay? Like there's this myth amongst these East Coast and West Coast people that believe that their little areas that they live in are it. And they think they're really fucking smart because they went to a school that told them they were smart. Right. Right? And they lack the capacity to look around at their life and be like, man, my life sucks. Maybe it's my fault. Maybe I don't know as much as I think I do.

Instead, you know, they sit there in their ignorance with their Spock cup and drink expensive coffee and pretend that, you know, everybody else is wrong. So, I don't know. I mean, clearly it's a culture problem that we have here in the country. It has nothing to do with guns. Well, I mean, that's the thing. It's like, because I really, I wanted like...

they'll tell you it's mental health issue or video games or tick tock but the truth they've created society where it's easier to get a gun than healthcare housing and education um first of all it would be easier to get a gun than healthcare housing or education because guns are cheap and those things are expensive so it's always going to be easier secondly um you're implying that there should be some sort of regulation to make it harder

When in reality, the people who legally go and get these guns typically aren't the ones that commit these crimes. And by the way, how many of these crimes are stopped by armed citizens that we never hear about? A lot. That's right. We never hear about it, dude. A lot. Okay. So I don't know. What's up? I'm pulling up some statistics like Illinois has some of the most strictest gun laws. Highest crime.

You know what I'm saying? And it's always interesting too when they leave the shit out. When they intentionally don't tell you

It's kind of like, all right, I mean, look, dude, these people are insane. They're insane. What's the history say? What's the last couple of mass shootings we've been having? Who's been doing it? Trans people and people that are, you know, he says, oh, you'll say it's a mental health issue. Well, yeah, we do because the people doing it typically are people that don't even know if they're a man or a woman and they're pissed off. The Trans Shooters Manifesto was recently debunked.

Declassified and if you go in there and read it, it's highly disturbing But these are people that are products of this person's belief system So we have all of these mentally ill people. They're all far leftist They these people put out the narrative that this is white supremacy or MAGA or whoever when in reality There hasn't been any of the mass shootings committed by these people. No, so they're saying oh, you're the extremists and

Who's more extreme? The people actually committing violence or the MAGA people who are not committing fucking violence? Where are these acts of white supremacy? Where are these videos that we see over and over and over again of groups of white people terrorizing malls? And where are we seeing this? This isn't happening, dude. We're not seeing this anyway. Well, I want to. So. So. OK, so question like, how do we.

What would you say is the realistic, is there a way to stop school shootings? Is there a way to stop, like what's the solution here? It's very simple. We have all kinds of veterans and all kinds of security officers and police officers that are...

Not employed anymore, or maybe they're retired and they're looking for a new career. Maybe they maybe, you know, they deployed when they were younger and now they don't. There's all kinds of people that will fill these jobs. Why don't we take some of the budget from the, you know, how to cut off your penis in, you know, Kazanikistan, right? Studies. And we put that towards employing some of our employees.

men and women who are taught in these skill sets to Be armed on these campuses. Why would we not do that? Yeah, take them. There's only one reason we wouldn't do it It's because the result of it could be politicized to their favor, which is exactly what this guy's doing. I

Yeah, let's politicize this, but not the shit that happens in Chicago. Yeah. You're right. Well, what did this guy post about that kid getting stabbed down there in Texas? Yeah, right. What did he post about that? Yeah. What did he post about that kid? What about that other guy who just almost got decapitated at a bus stop? Did we talk about that? Yeah, right. That hasn't even been made the fucking news.

Dude was at a bus stop with his fucking family. He bent down and another dude smacked him in the back of the neck with a hatchet and killed him. We're not hearing about that. You know why? Because it doesn't fit their fucking agenda. So, bro, everybody knows what's going on. We all know this is the next phase of division and manipulation that's happening. And it's sad too, man. It's sad that that's what it's come down to.

You know what I mean? Because it's like the trusty old fucking teddy bear or something. Anytime all this fails, bring it out. Bring out that race car. Yeah, 100%. But dude, look. They're going to continue to blame it on

on the far right and white supremacy until people stand the fuck up and say, "What the fuck are you talking about?" And not enough people will do that because they're afraid they're gonna be, they've been traumatized for a decade and a half being called racist for breathing the fucking air. Okay? So until people stand the fuck up and say, "It ain't us doing this shit, the fuck you talking about?" The focus is gonna continue to be on us. All right?

The statistics and the data are what the fuck they are. They are what the fuck they are. And everybody out there knows what the data actually says. Period. All right? So it comes from leftists. It comes from confused trans people. It comes from people that are somehow connected to the FBI, right?

It comes from a black violence problem. And those are realities. That's realities. Okay. So I don't know. That's not, that is not racist. That's just pointing out the fuck is statistical data. And if anybody wants to challenge it, go look at the mass shootings that have happened for the last five, six years. And, you know, I don't know, observe who did them. You can take a picture of,

Of the faces of the people that did and you could tell very quickly who the fuck it is doing the crimes So, you know until people want to have an honest conversation about these things. It's pointless My heart's a prayer is out to those those affected down there man. It's a tough situation It's uh, it's that I'm sure what we'll know very shortly, you know, what color head dye was used to

Listen, bro, we all know it's going to be. It's going to be a far leftist. It's going to be some sort of trans person. It's going to be some sort of communist person. Those are the people that are committing the fucking. Some illegal aliens or some shit. Yeah, it could be that. Those are the people committing the fucking crimes, and they're going to make it about white supremacy, which is fucking insane.

Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe it's a couple rednecks from fucking Florida man's. Maybe that's what it is. But I'm willing to wager, not knowing yet, that that is not the case. Because we don't see that happening. It's not happening. It's just not. Let me ask you something. I'm curious. Because I know you speak for all the black people. You're the official representative of... National Black People Association. So...

Why is it that this kid in Austin stabs this other kid in the heart and kills him? And now all of a sudden he's a victim. There's all these black people saying, well, this kid got what he deserved because he put hands on this kid or this, you know, he's the victim of this or they were doing this or that.

The motherfucker killed another kid that kid's never gonna fucking go home to his parents. He died in his brother's fucking arms Okay, he's never gonna have a Christmas. He's never gonna have a family. He's never gonna grow up and get married His whole life is over. It's fucking over. Okay, this doesn't just go away when the internet stops covering it the guy's gone All right, how can anybody how could anybody defend that?

I mean, they're pieces of shit. Okay. So why is it in black culture that, and I'm asking a serious question, why is it in black culture when a black person commits a crime that other black people defend the person that committed the crime? That is not something that happens in white culture. No, I think they lack, I think there's some internal issues going on there.

Because, I mean, bro, like, I mean, to me, it's common fucking, it's common sense, bro. Like, the dude is fucked up. And, like, the part that really pisses me off about all of that, too, I've been seeing it. It's so stupid. Like, this dude's raised to fucking go fund me. They're selling fucking t-shirts and shit of him now. And it's like, like, I saw, like, something about, like, his, the Metcalf's dad went to, like, the press conference or some shit. And it was like, oh, it was disrespectful for him to come to the press conference. It's like...

completely just throwing away the actual victim of the situation. But like what makes it even more irritating, bro, is like the amount of like

Black kids who are victims of other black kids that they don't even like there's no go go from these for those There's no fucking bro. I'm saying like bro, bro It's so I get called racist for pointing out that there's a fucking crime problem that is statistically backed by hard data with black males Okay, but look bro. No, but look I

That's not racism. Racism is acting like it doesn't happen so that it continues to happen. Right. That's racism. Yes. I'd agree. I agree. I'm just, dude, like, bro, it's just disgusting, man. No, it's sick. It's sick. It's sick. But yeah, hearts and prayers out to those down at FSU, man. And I'm sure we'll learn more about that.

the uh ends and outs of this situation as time goes but guys jump down in the comments let us know what you guys think uh i mean if it was white supremacist like the guy's trying to say and fucking magnet they were already identified it huh we've already would have known who did it we would have known names and addresses yeah why hold on yeah question another question how come we don't know anything about the dude that shot trump we haven't heard anything about it or the the second guy either that's right yeah the second guy

Why? Why is that? By the end of the day, we'll know everything about these motherfuckers. But we still won't know about the guy that shot Trump. And Trump's not talking about it either. It is weird. It is weird. It is weird, man. It is weird. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Stop being sad, man.

You understand what I'm saying, though? 100%. Like, is it not more racist to pretend that there's not a problem with black on black crime and black crime in general? Isn't that more racist? No, for sure. To not care about it and to pretend like it doesn't exist? And then get them to rally up and vote for you to make it go away of the problems that don't exist. Yeah. All right. Well...

You know, at some point people are going to have to get vocal, dude. And like on an individual level, you know what I mean? This ain't a fucking white dude problem. This ain't a, this is a fucking problem that the communities need to come together, acknowledge and try to fix. 100%. Guys, with that being said, man, let's go cruise some of these comments. We got some, we got some good ones here. This first comment comes from Matt Romano 82. Matt Romano 82 says,

I'm usually a podcast guy, but when I heard the part about the LeBron doll and the child support, I came running to YouTube to watch Thumbs Up. I was getting some weird looks from passerbys as I was out doing my second workout of 75 hard. I was laughing way too hard seeing those slides DJ put up.

DJ so funny DJ so funny such a funny guy That was the it was the experience. Let's see. Let's see Let's see if there's other two comments or somehow favorable towards DJ like all the comments the DJ picks Oh who picks the comments Oh DJ So you say such an awesome guy. He's so funny and handsome. Thanks, man. Yeah

I'm just being honest. That's what the people say, clearly. It wasn't even me. That was the Barbie expansion pack. Yeah. It was a set. Yeah. You're such a funny guy. What's the second guy say? What's the next one say? Well, this next... I don't know if... Was this a comment? I don't think this was actually a DM. Oh, it was an email. It was an email to DJ from DJ. This is from Alyssa. She says...

I'm happy to report that Andy makes a good meat stick. To which it was replied, I hope you know I'm going to screenshot this and send it to them. Great. That's his husband. The husband sent the email. Oh, gotcha. Yep. Well, that's what I've been told. All right. Yep. All right. Gourmet. Dude, the meat sticks are pretty good. I like the meat sticks. I like the jalapeno. Everybody does.

You like that spicy one, don't you? Andy's like, how many more do they fucking need, man? Andy makes a good meat stinker. Jalapeno cheddar, man. That's a good one. It'll sting you. It'll hit you in the guts. You know what I'm saying? It'll fill you up. That's right. Yeah, it'll burn your eyes. You're not supposed to tell anybody about that. You'll like the aftertaste. That's right. Let's get a little gay.

Are we still talking about meat sticks here? We got one last comment comes from EvanCounts33. Andy, want to talk about getting aggressive? How about getting aggressive on making that grape energy drink? They're fucking great. I love tits. See? That guy gets it.

That guy gets it. That guy, he gets it. You know, he doesn't know why he loves tits. He just fucking does. There's just some things you can't explain, like why you love cars and why boobies are cool and why you feel a certain way when you drink a beer after you've been out in the heat all day. Like these are things. And why you're more inclined to drinking great. Yeah. Well, I mean. Statistically. Let's zoom in on that photograph. Is he melanated? There's no way to tell. There isn't? No. Oh.

No, look at those pants. That's a white guy. I don't know. I see you wear pants like that, motherfucker. Bullshit. Does he wear pants like that? That was racist. Yes. That was a racist comment. I do not wear white pants. Bro, you've worn white pants to record the show before. Bullshit. When we have Sunday shows. They're khakis. It's a difference. They're light. They're cream. All right? Peter Millar's. They're actually pretty nice. Khaki originated in India, and I deny.

Yeah, huh cocky. Yeah, it originated in India means soil khaki khaki I I can't I can't justify that a fucking is that a fucking slurpee flavor? We can make one cocky Slurpees and cat khakis khakis came from khaki khaki kh. There's an H in there. Oh, yeah, they don't pronounce the ages. Yeah, oh

It's like Maria and Maria. It's the same thing. You Americanize everything. There's cock and then there's cocks. You know what I'm saying? All right. Well, grape energy is coming soon. Very soon, but not too soon. Yeah. It's going to take its time. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Right along with those meat sticks. That's right. That's it, man. Guys, we appreciate you for being real-ass fans. Keep liking, commenting. Make sure you guys are subscribed and hit that bell notification to stay up to date with the latest episodes dropping from Real AF. With that being said, let's get to our second headline. I don't know, number two.

There was a space flight, space ride. Oh, yeah. Going up to space. To space. Yeah. Blue Origin crew, including Gayle King and Katy Perry, returned safely after space launch. They were among the six women who made a 10-minute trip on Blue Origin's new Shepard rocket as the first all-female space crew in more than 60 years. Now, I'm glad they all know what women are now. I mean, you know, that's cool.

Oh shit. All women crew. You sure about that? No shit. No shit. But of course, you know, like being, being an all women crew, you still gotta, I mean, we're getting in trouble for this. How'd they find their way back? How'd they stop to pee on the way there and back?

Well, I was going to say, you know. That's a long trip with no pee breaks. You make a milestone like that, you know, all women crew, and there's still going to be some shit to complain about.

Hey. Gayle King, she has a complaint. Oh, really? She has a complaint. Let's check in with Gayle King. This is what she had to say. I don't like that people are calling it a ride. A ride, you know, you never see a man, a male astronaut, who's going up in space and they said, oh, he took a ride. We actually duplicated the route that Alan Shepard did. That's why it's called, this particular capsule is called the New Shepard. We duplicated that route, that route.

No one said he took that ride. It's always referred to as a flight or a journey. So I feel that that's a little disrespectful to what the mission was and what the work that Blue Origin does. We use space technology all the time, whether it's your GPS, whether it's your satellite. That doesn't just happen. Every time a flight goes up, they get some type of information. Two of the astronauts, I still have a hard time calling myself an astronaut, but two of the astronauts... Because you're not!

Because you went on a fucking ride! You didn't train for fucking 30 years. You didn't pass any fucking NASA exams. You're not an astrophysicist. You don't know how to fucking do shit. You put a fucking blue suit on.

and pretended to go to space for the fucking press. You're not a fucking astronaut. You went on a ride. Yep, it was a ride. My first question that came to my mind was, why were these people selected? Specifically, are there no other women in America who are more deserving?

That's where my mind went. Like, dude. Katy Perry? Really? Yeah, I know. I don't know why we called it a ride. It's fucking 10 minutes. Motherfucker, that's shorter than most people's sex. Well, maybe not, but...

World average, six minutes, 40 seconds. Is it? Yeah. The average of sex? Six minutes. Six minutes and 40 seconds. Really? Yeah. How do you know that? I'm an average reader. You've been fucking, you've been working on trying to get above average? I'm always above average. There you go. I would have never thought any different. You're from fucking India, bro. The land of Kama Sutra. That's right. India knows how to do it. That's why they got billions of people.

Well, I mean, the time thing, I mean, they would have to do it quick, though, technically, right? All right, all jokes aside, shut the fuck up. Well, I mean, dude, like, I looked in the qualifications. To become an astronaut, you need to be a U.S. citizen.

possess a master's degree in a STEM field, so science, technology, engineering, mathematics, have two years of related work experience or 1,000 hours of being a pilot in command on a jet aircraft. And you have to pass NASA's long duration flight astronaut physical test.

Which she did none. Nope. She has a bachelor's from University of Maryland. She's known for being Oprah's friend. That's what you're known for. You're known for being Oprah's friend. Yep. That's your claim to fame. Yeah. If I'm ever known for being someone's friend and that's how the world knows me, fucking put it, like, eliminate me. Yeah, right, right, right. Nicely. You know?

You know, send you to space, bro. First of all, I don't believe they went to space at all. Well, dude. Did you see the video when it came down? Dude. Okay, so let's talk. Do you have that? I have it. Okay. Because there's some conspiracy around this, man. No, there's not. They fucked up their little theatrics and got caught. Check this clip out. Okay, now I want you to watch the hatch door open from the inside. The lady runs over there real quick, says, no, no, no, shuts the door back, tries to stand in front of it. Ha, ha, ha, ha.

I agree. Space is fucking fake. Our going to space is fake. I don't think they went up there. No, they fucking didn't go up there, bro. It's bullshit. It's propaganda bullshit.

There's there's no way bro. They're like in the fucking the capsule wasn't like burned up or anything didn't have any fucking I don't know why people aren't treating me like an astronaut I Don't know why they're calling it a ride. I Don't know like I'm getting mistreated. Oh, it's because they're racist. That's when the next thing was gonna be misogynist. Shut the fuck up Yeah, well, there's also some other stuff. I saw this other conspiracy theorist. I

Um, they said that apparently there was a fucking mannequin inside of it. Did you see this? Hold on, bro. Let me ask you this. Yeah. What about the women who actually did do all of this training? What about the women who did do all of these things? What about the women who in history, like on the challenger were killed, right? I was in first grade. I watched it on TV. I remember watching it. It was a fucking, it was disturbing. Everybody was crying and shit. Like it was fucking crazy.

But what about all the women who have been training for this? What about, like, to your point? Exactly my point. Yeah, like, what about all the women in the space program that never got a chance to go to space? Exactly. Right? Out of all the women in America, there are no women who are deserving less than these people? Yeah, dude. She's also acting like she flew the fucking thing up there. Like, I don't know why people are calling me a... Why they're treating me like an astronaut. It was a ride. It was a ride.

There are rides at fucking Six Flags that last fucking 10 minutes. No shit. What's that one called? Thunder River. Thunder River, yeah. That's a long one. All right. That's a ride. That's a ride. It's actually a good ride. I like that ride.

I like it. I like it too, but the problem is you're out there on a hot day and your shorts get wet and then you got chafing going on. It's not good. Do you do roller coasters and shit? Yeah. Yeah? I used to not to when I was a kid, but I would do them now, yeah.

Yeah, let's do it. Let's go to Disney World. Yeah, there was this fucking, there's this conspiracy theory about like a mannequin was on board. Really? So they caught it like, you know, while they were down there, this guy, MJ Truth Ultra.

Is his name on Twitter posted this out? Saying something is definitely wrong with the Blue Origin spaceflight that Katy Perry was on Social media users are asking why are there? Why are the re-entry burn marks? Where are the re-entry burn marks and why does that look like a fake hand? Because it is well, I do I mean the picture yet like that looks like a fucking mannequin tan, bro like I think Gail Kings

And why was the door so easy to open? And why did Jeff Bezos have to act like it was a special tool he needed to use to open it? I don't know why. I don't believe it, though. I don't believe it at all. Okay. Well, here's something you might want to believe because this is a parallel topic. Did you see the U.S. government announced it has achieved the ability to manipulate space and time? Yeah.

We knew that. They announced it. Yeah, I know. But people have been trying to say this for years. There's declassified fucking documents from the CIA that have shown that they have the ability to do things like astral projection and remote viewing and, you know, quadriplegic.

quantum physical attraction. Like all of these things are real things. Like humans have the capacity to visualize and create with their brain. And all of the high achievers that have been known as high achievers over the history of time, talk about this. They talk about it and everybody thinks it's bullshit, magical shit. And this is what I'm talking about when I say they've lied to us about our own capabilities. So yeah, I mean, I saw them admit it, but I wasn't

I wasn't surprised. Yeah. Well, for those of you that haven't seen it, check this clip out. This is a guy, I forget what his name is and where he's at, but yeah, I mean, it's a pretty, pretty interesting clip. Let's check this out. Our passenger planes are slower than they used to be. Our trains crawl compared to those in other parts of the world. Our cars do not fly. Advances have not stopped, but something has gone wrong. Stagnation was a choice. We have weighed down our builders and innovators.

The well-intentioned regulatory regime of the 1970s became an ever-tightening ratchet, first hampering America's ability to become a net energy exporter and then making it harder and harder to build. We seem to have lost focus and vision, to have lowered our sights and let systems and structures and bureaucracies muddle us along. But we are capable of so much more.

Our technologies permit us to manipulate time and space. They leave distance annihilated, cause things to grow and improve productivity. It's weird. So I guess my question is then, so like, okay, if we know that that is true, then why are they still lying about going up there now then? Like, I mean, what, what, so what is, where does it, like, how does it work then?

I don't know, but why is, I mean, if they have the ability to, what do you say, eradicate? No, he said annihilate. Annihilate distance. Yeah. Why don't they annihilate some of the distance between Katy Perry's eyebrows and her hairline? That's all I think of when I look at that picture. Let's annihilate some of that distance. Those are some nice astronaut suits, though.

Didn't Bezos eat shit walking around the capsules thing too? Didn't he fall? I don't know. I mean, I don't know, dude. This seems like absurdity to me. I don't know why. I don't know what the thing is here or what it is or whatever. Maybe it's a stunt to get investment. I don't fucking know. Not that you need it. The dude's fucking probably, I don't know. He probably owns space. You know what I'm saying? There's an Amazon store there. Yeah.

She's got the same thing with the eyebrows. Huh? She's got the same thing going on. I'm not a fan of any of these people. These are mainstream celebrity people that, you know, why are you not treating me like an astronaut? Well, because you're fucking not. You're not a fucking astronaut. Are you an astronaut, Andy? No. No. I took a plane ride once. I'm a pilot. Yeah? Why do you call it a ride? It was a flight. Ha ha ha ha!

They're discriminating against me. I took the same route as the media. They're discriminating against women. Yeah, right. Fuck up. Yeah, it's wild. Guys, jump in on this conversation. You know what I'm more tired of? I'm just tired of people in places of privilege, like for real, crying about their oppression and their fucking these things. Like, lady, you're one of the most privileged people on the fucking planet, okay? You're a mainstream celebrity. For whatever reason, I don't know, all right?

Because what she's insinuating is that people are not giving her the proper amount of respect. Like, bro, shut the fuck up. Because you're an astronaut. Yeah, we got fucking Michelle Obama talking about oppression in front of the whole world. Bitch, you're the fucking first lady or whatever. Former first lady. First something. First gentleman. Yeah. But I'm just saying, what is this? Yeah.

It's so good. It's too good. I don't believe this. I think it's bullshit. That's just my opinion. Maybe I'm wrong. You know, maybe I need to become an astronaut so that I can experience firsthand. Let's go take a flight to space. Yeah. Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. That being said, our third and final headline, man, this is a weird one I caught out of left field. This is why we lost.

So we talk about, you know, having to step up. Like, there is a cultural shift happening in the country right now. I guess it's good to see. Like, I guess it's good to see. I don't know. You guys tell me what you guys think down in the comments. There's this video that was posted on Instagram. Let's check this out. This is why we lost. Part two. Trust black women. They lead the way. Trust black women. They lead the way.

♪ Lead the way ♪ ♪ White women ♪ ♪ Stop abandoning your sisters ♪ ♪ Trust black women ♪ ♪ They lead the way ♪ ♪ Oh can't you tell ♪ ♪ Oh can't you tell ♪ ♪ Oh can't you tell ♪ ♪ We descend to fucking fashion ♪ ♪ That is hell ♪ ♪ Oh can't you tell ♪

Thank you. They're mad as hell, but now they're celebrating their song. Yeah, this is why they lost. That's exactly right. It was kind of catchy. It's always the same suspects. Is it not? Is it not? That's accurately weird. Yeah.

It's the same motherfuckers. The Subaru haircut. Yeah, it's the same people. You could listen to the words and guess correctly. You guys listening on audio, they look exactly like you think they look. Yeah.

We have so much at home. I don't have anything to do. What should I do? I should just get angry, make a song about how angry I am. And then black people will like me. Yeah. Yeah. Or they won't rob me. Yeah. That's really what they're thinking. I don't know what they're thinking. I think these people grow up.

With no challenges in their life. And they decide that they need to become important. And this is how they become important. Where are the black people singing this song? You know what I'm saying? Where are the black people listening to this shit? Well, we know that they ain't listening to that. They wasn't there. I mean, that had mayonnaise all over it, bro. Yeah. No, bro. No, they're bringing raisins for sure.

I think it's important. Like I said, dude, there is a shift, though. Like, the shift is happening. I mean, this guy, you know, he... I'm not... I don't want to, like, you know... This ain't the only reason you guys lost. It's because every single fucking point that is important, your logic is completely backwards. Mm-hmm. Right? Yeah, for sure. Like, that's why you lost. And it keeps falling on itself. Yeah. It falls on itself. And people are calling it out. Like, I was looking through the comments on this video. This one guy or one person burns...

Burnsy 802. Um,

put on the video saying as a former democrat i can tell you that you're 100 right i didn't leave the left they left me the constant race baiting wokeness anti-free speech anti-2a the double standards are so beyond ridiculous wide open borders and then forcing us to pay for housing and health care for illegals while we have so many americans in the street the list is so long i won't go into more yet that person doesn't sound like it you sound like a common sense

American. That's not Democrat or Republican. Like, this is the problem. The associating yourself and your thoughts with an identity that then you dilute your own thoughts and your own thinking to...

cater to that quote unquote identity and be more inclusive with them. Right? Like this isn't dude, if you really want to fucking make a difference, stop saying I'm a Republican or I'm a Democrat or I'm a libertarian and start saying, these are my thoughts. I believe in this, this and this. Yeah. These are my thoughts. Like I don't identify with any of these people, any party. People are confused by it too, because like there's, you know, I'll see clips get posted out.

Where you know I'm criticizing you know Trump and people will say in the comments things like fucking Hillary lover Yeah, well, yeah, oh Andy's turn into one of them or they are you know, I can't like guys will be like, oh I He's finally seeing the light listen, dude I call it how I see it and that's how we should all be doing it all of us should be able to comprehend think and come up with a opinion

these issues independently not because the group says that we agree with all of these points right like if you're a Democrat you have to agree that guns are bad and and censor speech and be woke like that's not that none of that shit defines should define a person's thinking no and I think the biggest problem that we have in society is that we are collectively

Trying to find identities in these groups. You know what I'm saying? Like why why do we get to a point where? You feel the need to choose a side instead of just choosing what you think and having discussions and being able to defend those points Yeah, I believe in this and this and this yes is the hill I'll die on yeah This is kind of below the bar if you want to take it a step further. What what would make it better? How would we do it differently so it was made better and

Yeah, that's not a conversation that happens over there. Well, I know because there's no leadership, dude. It's all clout chasing bullshit from both sides. So they could sell a motherfucking shirt or whatever they're doing, right? You got people that fucking... Bro, here's the reality. The internet's full of low IQ people. I don't know what to fucking say. Like if you don't have... And honestly, weak people.

Okay, because if you don't have the courage to say what it is that your opinions are, or you don't have the capacity to communicate those opinions and say why you think those things, you're not thinking.

Yeah. At all. Well, that's the problem, right? They don't believe in what they're saying. I don't think they know what they're saying. That's part of the problem. Like, how can you have courage just to say something that you don't really know if you 100% believe in? I agree. But there's also plenty of people that do have beliefs that lack the courage to communicate. And what's happened is because we've been... What were they saying...

I don't know how you guys were brought up, but my generation was brought up that you don't talk about politics. You don't talk about politics. Don't talk about politics. But yet the other side, that's all they fucking talk about. Okay. So I feel like that we've been indoctrinated culturally to stay quiet,

Alright, and this is why white people have been told they're racist for having any opinions. That's politics. Just stay quiet Yeah, that's right. Don't say anything or you might get cancelled Fuck you. I'm gonna say whatever the fuck I want. How about that? Okay, and that's what everybody should be doing. All right, and

Do I get some heat sometimes? Sure. But also, I get to go to bed at night saying, you know what, dude? There isn't a person out here that doesn't know how I feel about shit. I'm not hiding it. I'm not carrying this weight around about how I truly feel and too afraid to say it. Like, where are the real Americans that are going to stand up with independent thought and say, hey, all of you people are fucking crazy? Yeah. Well, I think that goes back to the point of like the cultural thing.

that's happened in society. Because, I mean, like I said, I went through the comments on just this video. This lady, Jane Doe, as a black woman, I asked you to stop. And there was plenty of support in there. Mr. Pescanova says, full-blown retardation. You know, it's coming. It's coming. It's just been a slow fucking train, man. It's just been a slow train. These two people, four years ago, were cheering this shit on. And now, you know, now it's become the flavor to criticize it. It's like, dude, look.

I was watching TV last night in my bar, and I looked, you know, I was actually working, but I had the TV on. You know how I do. So I scan. I'm sitting here like this is like, I don't know, one in the morning. And I'm sitting here thinking. I'm like, all right. I'm thinking about all these things.

that I need to do with myself and the companies and my personal brand. And I'm working through all these things and I'm thinking like super hard about them, right? Like, how should we do this? And what's the best way to do that? And how do we do this? And then like my eyes gazed up at the TV and the headline on the bottom of the TV, this is on Fox News, was something to the effect of

men and women's sports. Okay. And I stopped and I thought about it. I'm like, here I am trying to intelligently craft and think through some of the very hardest things to do in the world, which is to effectively run companies. It's the highest, most competitive game you could play. And I look up and I see people on national television arguing over what a man or a woman is.

And when you really think about how far society has regressed to where that's an actual headline on television, it's pretty absurd, right? Yeah. Like your little girls know what a man and a woman is. Yeah. And here we have what's supposed to be the most intelligent, the best and the brightest, the political commentators arguing over what a man and a woman is. And that's what we've been reduced to as a culture and society.

We haven't celebrated like true innovation or true success in so long. We've stalled. Yeah. And now, and dude, it really makes me think about some shit. So I started thinking about some shit more and, and,

I started thinking about why do they do this? Why do they indoctrinate people to be so fucking stupid? Why do we remove competitive nature from society? Why do we tell these kids that they're going to win just by existing and breathing the air? Why do we do all these things? And as I'm thinking this, I'm also talking to chat GPT in my fucking hand, which by the way,

You guys know that I think there's ethical issues with AI. But as I'm talking to ChatGPT, it occurs to me that this is their way of forcing literal slavery into society. Dumb down the population, make them completely fucking inept, introduce this technology that removes the ones that are decent. It removes their opportunity by creating a tool

that is superior and can do all of these things, which by the way, they've had for many, many years. The point is I'm sitting here thinking about why all of this is happening. And dude, like these people are going to have to have a universal basic income. They're going to have, like, there's no avoiding it. There's no effort to curtail AI and what it's capable of doing. It's not been done.

You see what I'm saying? Like, bro, and I don't think people understand. They're not even having conversations on it. Listen, they don't understand that if you work for a company and you are not extremely fucking valuable, your job will not exist in a year. It will not exist. Period. And in one year, it will not exist.

Because what I tell you that they were going to force how they were going to force the adoption I told you it would be greed and now we have companies replacing entire departments of people with this fucking program You know why they're replacing entire departments of people because entire departments of people don't give it their all entire departments to people Think that they're gonna be employed forever and they don't have to get better. They do things because they're easy not because they're right and

We're doing most people like if you have a job right now and you're not working to be the absolute fucking best at what you do, irreplaceable. I think you're fucked. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, I mean, it's interesting. We've been talking about this for years, too. We've been talking about it, dude, and it's like the AI thing. Remember four years ago, bro, I said, dude, now is your time to do this. If you do not do this, the opportunity window will close. And now we're here. And it's closing.

It is fucking closing, man. And that's the thing. I've always battled with that. It's like the net. Is it a net positive, net negative? And it's like, yeah, there's some cool things you can do with AI. You know what I'm saying? That's cool. But what's the overall, is this good for humanity? But that may be the other reason, too, of why there are no talks about regulations, because they know it's necessary. Because we've gotten to a point where it's... They brought us to a point like that on purpose. That man who just said that innovation has been stifled and

That's intentional. It's been going on for 30 years. Now we have a fucking, now we have a society that would gladly welcome a universal basic income to not work and not realizing that that's going to basically mean they're in poverty for their whole lives. You know what I mean? Yeah. Crazy, man. Guys, I can see the picture a little clearer every single day, man. And if you're not able to think, thinking is going to become the gold standard.

That's what you're gonna get paid for the tools the tools will be there instantly But if you can't creatively think or know how to use the tools you're gonna be obsolete and it's gonna be in a year It's gonna be in one fucking year. That's how this isn't five years from now. This is 12 months from now 12 months from today the unless some serious regulation is put in or the culture

Decides that we are only going to support companies that employ real people which dude. I don't think that's gonna happen I don't people know that Amazon is bad for the economy for working-class people, but they still use it You see what I'm saying? People know that we should be supporting American companies But you know they say they support those companies, but the minute that is something is inconvenient They don't think about it. They're just like whatever

So we have a big problem dude. It's a big it's gonna be well, I don't have a big problem, but most people have a big problem and If if you're young and you're or you have a job of any sort you better Dedicate your entire fucking next year of your life becoming the absolute biggest contributor to whatever it is that you do or it's gonna be smell you later, bro That's just reality

Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said, it's our final segment. Thumbs up or dumb as fuck. It kind of lead right into this. It's about AI. That's what our thumbs up or dumb as fuck is. This may be one of the, I guess, lighthearted uses of AI. Let's talk about it. Our thumbs up or dumb as fuck headline reads,

People are utilizing chat GPT to turn their dogs into humans. Have you seen this? Mm-hmm Okay, so yeah, see this is what this is what people who are gonna be on universal basic income do with chat GP will be doing Yeah, this is what they do Don't be a serious. Yeah, there's gonna be two kinds of people There's gonna be people that waste their time doing shit like this and there's gonna be people that utilize that to become a fucking weapon. Mm-hmm

It's going to take the effective people and make them a thousand times more effective. And it's going to take the, the everybody else and very expose them to the maximum degree of how ineffective they are. That's it. Yeah. Yeah. They're putting the, uh, the man and man's best friend. Um, so yeah, so there's a, I guess it's a new trend thing going around on social media. So I got some of the pictures here. Let's just take a look, see what you think. Yep. Um,

Oh man, that's pretty funny. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's a little French. I would say that's a dog. Is that that's not a French. That's a pug. That's that's a pug. Yeah, that's accurate. That's what he would look like. That's funny, dude. That is fucking funny. Got a little cat there. Yeah, I don't know. It's pretty accurate. Little kind of Corso there. Yeah.

Kind of looks like him. I can see it. Yeah. The people in audio should definitely come to YouTube to check out these pictures. Yeah, this is good. This is great. Okay. Yeah, what is that? Is that Indian girl? Yeah, that's an Indian attire. That's why it says they have Hindi names.

So it probably said, oh, this is my cat. Yeah. They probably gave a description of the name and the chat GPT picked it up and gave like an Indian look to that human. What's an Indian name for like a pet's name? Could be anything. Any female. Lunch. Tika Tika Masala. I don't know what she said. He probably said, fuck you, Andy. Whatever. That's a good one. Yeah. Here's Toby. Yeah.

Yeah. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. Well, so, you know, you got dogs. Yeah. Did you transfer? We got Otis and Charlie. There's Otis and Charlie. All right. That's pretty good. I can see it. That's pretty good. I can see it. All right. I can see it. Come on. They're doing them wrong. Dude, I can see it. Oh, Charlie is a little grandma. Doesn't she look like a little grandma? Yeah.

That's pretty good. Yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good though, man. Otis is a fake. Otis is a faker though. Like Otis is fake angry. Yeah. That's funny. That's where, that's the face he makes. Like when he wants to be more bulldog. Yeah. He makes that face. It's pretty good. Yeah, that's good. It's pretty good. Pretty good, man. Yeah. But we got on that piece of it. I mean, it's, it's pretty good. I think it's funny. I think it's funny.

That one was really funny. That was just crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah, man. That looks like a little chat GPT blackface. That's what it looks like, yeah. It looks like chat GPT is racist. What a fine gentleman. Yeah. Definitely. I mean, that dude is dark. Yeah, he's pretty dark. Bro, they gave a chihuahua a Mexican. Like, bro, come on, man.

That's pretty funny. The fucking mustache and everything. Yeah. Dude. Oh, man. Yeah, that's crazy. All right. I'm going to look at Otis and Charlie like this from now on. Yeah. That's pretty much their personalities. Charlie's like a nice little grandma. Sweet little old lady. Otis is a crabby old man. He's not really crabby. He just looks that way. Yeah. All right, man. Thumbs up for this. Yeah. Thumbs up for this for sure. All right. Well, sweet, man. Well, guys.

Andy, that's all I got. All right, guys. Don't be a hoe. Show the show.