874. Andy & DJ CTI: Mike Waltz To Be U.N. Ambassador, Pakistan Claims India Will Strike Them Within 36 Hours & Michelle Obama Blasts Trump's Immigration Crackdown
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What is up guys, it's Andy Purcell and this is the show for the realest. Say goodbye to the lies, the fakeness and delusions of modern society and welcome to motherfucking reality. Guys, today we have Andy and DJ Cruz the internet. Okay.

I guess that's what the new deal is now. But that made me do it. Did he? Okay. Well, that's what we're going to do. That's what CTI stands for. Cruise the Internet. All right, we're going to put topics on the screen. We're going to speculate on what's going on. We're going to talk about what's true and what's not true. And then we're going to talk about how we the people have to solve these problems going on in the world.

Let's just get into it. Yep. What's up? Yeah. Hey. Yep. Cause technically it'd be like C T M F I. You know what I'm saying? Oh, so we're being grammatically correct. Listen, I'm trying. Oh, all right. Got it. I read the book. You know what I'm saying? That you gave me the, how to read, how do you read a book on how to read?

Yeah, so I'm trying man that is kind of a weird thing to sell right like a book on how to read yeah Yeah, my fucker still buy it. Yeah Anyway got the fee yeah, yeah We do have a fee the fee is very simple we make you a deal Alright, we're not gonna fill your ears with ads for you know half the show and

And you do us a solid and share the show. That's how it works. Simple. So don't be a hoe. Share the show. All right. Very, very simple, man. We got a jam-packed show today. Oh, we do? Jam-packed, yep. We got a bunch of different stuff. We got an old school segment coming back. We got Andy Frisella back on the internet.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. We got we got. Listen, this is a jam packed episode here for a special Friday release, man. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And so we got plenty of time. We'll get there. You know what I'm saying? But let's let's just get it going. Go. Let's get it going. I think we should start this episode off with an OG segment. We've done it before. People liked it. It's 90 seconds of liberal insanity. Sounds good to me. Here we go.

We love America, we love America, the red, white, and blue. America is everyone's home, even Mrs. Tina's home. Break it down, Hannah. Tina, Tina, you're sexy as hell, white as hell is. Even more than that, everyone is beautiful in the red, white, and blue country. America, oh America, America is home. Break it down, Becca.

America is beautiful. America is home. Where we stand, where we are all gorgeous in our home. Not only we, but my friend Tina is beautiful in the red, white, and blue America. America is home. That's not real. Bullshit.

That is real. That is as real as American pie. That's AI. No, I don't think AI could do that. I don't think it would do that. It's violating terms and conditions. For sure, bro. I'm sorry, sir. You're fucking insane. No, I can't do it. Oh, fuck, man.

That's where we are. That's the State of the Union, man. 90 seconds of... Did you notice how these people are now trying to pretend as if they're patriots? They love America, don't they? Yeah. Isn't that weird? Yeah, that's weird. Like last year, they were burning the flag. Yeah.

And then kneeling at football games. And now all of a sudden, they're the Patriots. They love it. And everybody else is the Traitors. Got it. That is weird. It is weird. Bro, that sit-in we talked about the other day, I actually got a chance to see it after we talked about it on the show. The sit-in, which one? That sit-in that they tried to do last weekend. There was like nine people that showed up. On the steps? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, bro. Bro, that Jeffries dude was talking about

how, you know, he was using General Grant's quote. You know, there are but two parties, you know, traitors and patriots. And like, bro, what the fuck are you talking about? You're the traitors. Like you always have been. You guys were burning flags last year. Like three days ago. Yeah. Burning the cities down. Like now, like what are you, what's going on here? It's weird. Super weird. It's weird, man. I don't know. Is this like a marketing technique? Like you're trying to like project yourself to be

Like, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like, what is going on? They couldn't recite the Pledge of Allegiance. I know. They can't recite it. Can't recite it. Kamala Harris couldn't do it. She couldn't do it. Like, yeah. It is weird, man. It is weird. I don't know. I don't know what that is. Yeah. Well, it's painful. It is definitely painful to see. But yeah. I can appreciate their breakdowns. Bro, that's how white people get bad names, bro.

We shouldn't even allow people. That should be the shit they censor off the internet. Now, I will say this. Some of you guys can dance. Like, some of you guys got it. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's the rhythm in there. You know what I'm saying? Like, I give credit. You know what I'm saying? To some. Yeah. The most. Most.

You shouldn't. You just shouldn't try it. I agree. And these, they fall into that. Yeah. 90 seconds of liberal insanity, guys. There you go. Let us know what you think down in the comments, man. With that being said, let's get into our cruise. We got a lot of stuff to cover, man. We're going to be, this is a global episode, okay?

We got a lot of stuff to cover. Guys, if you want to see these articles, pictures, links, videos, go to andyfrasella.com. You guys can check them all out there. And I'm also going to try to behave myself this episode. Okay? No racism. Okay. That means extra racism. Okay.

I'm going to behave myself this episode. I promise. All right. Or at least for the first segment. Headline number one, let's dive into it. We got to debunk some myths that were going around. This was a wild headline for some reason. There was a lot of talks in the white house today. Mike Walsh. Well,

Waltz was getting fired from the National Security Advisor position. And, I mean, dude, everybody was covering it. Fox News, CNN, right? Like, Trump's National Security Advisor, Mike Waltz, expected the Department of Administration, sources say. NBC jumped on the bandwagon. And they were all trying to link that signal chat leak bullshit that was going on. Uh-huh.

But everybody was covering it. Just a quick debunk because it only took a couple of hours of everybody going crazy and losing their minds about this. Trump finally cleared the air with a truth statement.

He posted this out around one o'clock today saying, quote, I am pleased to announce that I will be nominating Mike Waltz to be the next United States ambassador to the United Nations from assignment uniform on the battlefield in Congress. And as my national security advisor, Mike Waltz has worked hard to put our nation's interests first. I know he will do the same in his new role.

In the interim, Secretary of State Marco Rubio will serve as national security advisor while continuing a strong leadership at the State Department. Together, we will continue to fight tirelessly to make America and the world safe again. Thank you for your attention to this matter. But it just goes into one of those things, man, of like all these people that like the media, I guess itself, they keep like.

I guess they feel like they're protected because all they have to do is just say sources without actually... Dude, I was just thinking that. What is that? I was just thinking when you were reading that, I'm like...

I guess we can say anything we want as long as we say sources. Yeah, right. Or insiders. Right. Like, and you're safe. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Call it fucking journalism. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. What is that? It's a way for them to lie and propagate without having to be responsible for it. I can't reveal my sources. Right. Right. I have to protect my sources. Yeah. You mean you made it up. Right.

Well, I mean, because they got called out. I want to say it was Wall Street Journal. They got called out because they did the same exact thing with Tesla and Elon Musk saying like, oh, Tesla's looking for new, you know, board of directors and, you know, new position. They're going to be ousting Elon. And like both of them, the company and Elon both came out like that's full of shit. Yeah. Let's oust like the smartest fucking dude in the world. Yeah. I mean, like, like, makes sense. Makes perfect fucking sense. But I don't know what, like, dude, that's so annoying to see. I know you guys see it, but it's like,

That's not journalism, man. No. It's not fucking journalism. Dude, it's propaganda. It's intentional, disruptive propaganda. Yeah. And this is what they do. Listen, you don't have to have the facts right anymore to publish it, which is totally wrong. You know, like...

How many lives do they destroy by doing this? Dude. Well, Trump, I tried to find a video. There was a video going around of like an interview that Trump did with ABC, I think. And they got a question like, oh, but there's no investigations and no referrals. It was like, Trump's like, how do you know that?

Oh, I mean, you know, like, well, how do you know that? Like, you're not you wouldn't even you're not even like legally supposed to know that. Like, how would you know that there's not or there is? And Trump called him out on it. It's just annoying. It's whatever. Let's talk. Let's talk about let's transition this a little bit to some some judges. That's going to be headline one. We got to talk about some judges that deserve to be in prison. So hold on. So was this tweet today? Yeah, this was today.

This was today. So they did this whole like rile up like there was a whole media. So they made it seem like he was being fired when in reality. For the signal shit. Correct. For in reality, he was being promoted. Promoted to it. Yeah. Yeah. Many different. It's the highest post of the country. I mean, as far as ambassadors go, for sure. Just dumb shit. You know, dumb shit. Dispelling myths, man. But let's transition this a little bit. I want to talk about some judges because I got a couple of headlines here that are they're wild, man. They're wild. So this first one here.

Judge orders suspect behind firebombing of Missouri Tesla released from federal custody.

Let's dive into this a little bit. U.S. Magistrate Judge Jessica Hedges agreed that Owen McIntyre, who is 19, a student at the University of Massachusetts, Boston, should be released after McIntyre's lawyers argued he be released, noting that, quote, he has no criminal record and that he has, quote, strong ties to his community in Missouri, the same community he tried to burn down.

McIntyre's lawyers also argued that he be released, noting his, quote, medical and mental health needs. McIntyre has reportedly been diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder or ADHD.

depression and gender dysphoria, according to court records. Let's check this clip out. - Brea and John, the government wanted Owen McIntyre to spend the time before trial behind bars, but the judge in Boston sided with the defense in this case,

which cited multiple medical issues facing the 19-year-old, including autism spectrum disorder, gender dysphoria, and ADHD. McIntyre's attorney argued the teen should be released citing serious and ongoing medical needs and treatments that could not or would not be provided while in federal detention. The defense filing says McIntyre is being treated for depression and since March,

has been receiving gender-affirming care. That care would likely be interrupted or terminated in federal custody. Don't look like he's getting treated outside of a fucking jail. So now we can blow shit up and we can say we're depressed and have autism, which has become a...

like you go on TikTok right now, dude, there's all these, it's a new thing, man. There's all these women who are fucking 30 years old who are saying, oh, I just got diagnosed with autism. I never knew it. That's what's wrong with me. And then they're making videos of them doing stupid ass shit, pretending that they have autism, which is insulting to people who actually have it or deal with family members who actually have it. It's insane. So we're going to virtue signal autism?

Like it's like the new fucking thing. - They all want to have disabilities. - Bro, they all want to be in a protected class. And because they can't be in a protected class anymore with this trans shit or whatever else, they're choosing to act like they have autism. And so regardless of all that, whether you have autism or not, or depression or not, or any of this other shit, that excuses you from committing violent fucking crime offenses

Bro, get the fuck out of here. This is bullshit. So basically, any of us that get caught doing anything, all we have to say is that we're retarded. I didn't know because I'm an idiot. Wait, wait, grenade. Boom. Wait, wait, I'm retarded. Bro, what the fuck are we talking about here? Oh, wait, I do have a, did you hear there's another word that came back? No. Dyke.

I didn't know that went away. Yeah, it went away for a little bit. It was like a little hermit for a minute. I didn't know that was considered an offensive term. I just thought it was what it was. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's back, so yeah. I'm going to turn it, Dyke. Don't lock me up. It never went anywhere. But like, dude, and you know,

That's not okay. Okay, so clearly if we have people with mental disabilities or depression or anxiety, so they're dangerous. So should we remove all of those people from the fucking... Should we put them all into mental institutions because they're going to do violent things? Like we're setting...

It's a dangerous precedent. Yeah, but it doesn't matter because nobody's ever held accountable unless it's convenient for the political agenda. The rule of law has been so watered down and bent so hard to judge his personal agendas that the only people that are held accountable are people that don't align with them politically or socially. And so like, you know, I don't know. This is absurd.

That person should be in jail. And if they have autism and they have all these things, I think that's a case for them, if they're going to be violent, to actually be detained because they're clearly a threat to the people around them. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not like they were getting the help outside. They're blowing shit up. So, like, if I lock them up, like... Yeah. It's crazy to me. It's crazy to me. I'm just sick of this shit, dude. Like, I am sick of the... Here's what I'm sick of in society.

I'm sick of people making excuses, pretending like they have medical issues that are, you know, made up. All right. I'm not saying depression is made up. I'm not saying autism is made up. I'm saying people make them up to get out of shit. And they say, I have this, so I'm not accountable for that. Well,

That's not okay. And dude, we have this situation society where everybody can get away with anything as long as they say mental health. My mental health was suffering. So and they almost like leverage it against you like, oh, I got fired because my my employer didn't understand I was dealing with mental health. Well, motherfucker, you're hired to do a job and you can't do it. That's it.

I don't, your mental health does not play into reality, but apparently it does. Or at least they're trying to make it. Yeah. I don't, I don't do my, I couldn't do my job because I'm struggling with mental health. Well, fuck dude. I don't know what to tell you. Grow the fuck up.

Well, that's what I had to do. That's what everybody else had to do. That's the other piece of it, Eddie. Like the reason and I truly, genuinely, firmly believe this in my being that like a lot of the stuff we're seeing, man, like even like you take depression, right? Like I know it's a real thing.

But I think when you start peeling that shit back, it's because people aren't doing anything. Well, of course, they don't have a purpose. They're not achieving anything. They're not doing anything. They're bored. They sit in front of their TV. They game. They eat shitty food. Dude.

Of course you're going to have some fucking problems. Dude, when you make your life uber convenient and remove the purpose and remove the work and remove everything that gives you self-worth and self-value, you are naturally going to feel irrelevant and you are going to feel depressed and you are going to feel that way because you know that you are not doing exactly what you should be doing. And

This is no secret. Humans need purpose. And when we take this, this is the danger of technology. All right. We are trying to create, and we mean society. It's really they. Okay. They're creating a society that is uber convenient. Okay. I have instant food. I have instant entertainment. Now I'm going to have universal basic income because AI can do everything for me.

So basically these people should just sit at home and do nothing. Like what the fuck are they going to do? Well, they're going to sit at home. They're going to play video games. They're going to live in this virtual world. None of which are what we as humans are designed to do. And they wonder why they feel like shit, you know, like, and dude, but regardless, that does not excuse someone from committing crimes.

"Oh, I plead insanity. I murdered an entire family." Well, that doesn't matter. You still murdered an entire family. You're going to fucking jail. Like that's how this should be. We need to stop sympathizing with people

for whatever happened to him in the past or whatever trauma they had or whatever, it's fucking bullshit, bro. Like we have all these therapists and all these victim culture people out here selling the idea of mental health and trauma and healing as if it's a permanent stop, right? As if you're supposed to be healing your entire life. Bro, healing is a temporary thing, right?

In other words, you know what it's called? Get the fuck over it, right? Whatever you got to do to feel better so that you can move forward. It's not a place for you to stop your life and dwell, which is what a lot of these people do. And a lot of these therapists convince these people that they're perpetually broken and they create a cycle of,

for these people so that they can make a fucking profit. Like if your monetary income depended on people being sick, what motivation do you have to actually fucking heal them? You know what I'm saying? Right. This is all bullshit. And then we have society excusing these people for the things that they do. Okay. Well, I know what I can say now if I ever get in trouble. Okay.

You know? I swear I'm saying it, bro. Next time I get pulled over for speaking. Sorry, man. I'm retarded. I don't know what to tell you. You can't give me a ticket. Yeah, right. Otherwise, you're a bigot. Yeah, right. You're a retardist. Yeah, that's right. You hate retarded people. You hate people. Can't give me a fucking ticket.

I'm just saying, man. Oh, man. What a time to be alive, man. What a time to be alive. Another thing that will also get you off.

Tell me to fucking lie. No, no lie. No lie. But another thing that can get you off of being held accountable is not being a U.S. citizen at all. Not even supposed to be here. And you're committing bullshit. So who are we holding accountable? Literally white people. That's right. White people, yep, for the raisins and potato salad. Trey.

Travis County judge. That's a fair argument. That's a fair argument. That's a fair argument. I think that deserves some real punishment. Just saying. Travis County judge slashes bond from 1.2 million dollars to 7,000 dollars.

for foreign trucker who killed five including a baby in fiery austin crash dude this is this is fucking insane man bro it's like that guy that guy that guy ran over police officer here in st louis yeah that was illegal and he was drunk got off you get off you know so i mean yeah you either say you're retarded or just say you're not from here and don't speak english like and you're good you're good man let's dive into this a little bit because this is so this actually happened a while ago um

of when this actually like initially happened. So a Travis County judge on Tuesday slashed the bond for Solomon Wakilali Ararara, a foreign national and 18 wheel drive, 18 wheeler driver from 1.2 million down to a jaw dropping $7,000 despite his role in a tragic accident.

crash that left five people dead, including a child and a baby. The deadly pileup occurred last month on Interstate 35 in North Austin, involving 17 vehicles,

and 17 people resulting in a fiery devastation and multiple injuries. Victims and their families are now pursuing more than $150 million in damages. But for the Travis County judicial system, the perpetrator gets a wrist slap and a ticket to walk free under laughable conditions. So Wakanda Arara, who was initially charged with five counts of intoxication and manslaughter,

On two counts of intoxication assault, allegedly failed a field sobriety test. What's the difference between intoxication and intoxication? Is there a difference? I don't know. Well, I mean, you said intoxication. I may have read it wrong. And then you said intoxication. I just didn't know if there was a difference. I don't think intoxication is a word. That's the joke. Oh, yeah.

I was just didn't know. I'm glad I know now. Listen, I have no problem being held accountable. All right. I'm one of the few. That's your white hat. You know, most people got like, it's like, you know, you got God and devil on the shoulders. Mine's just like white DJ, black DJ going back and forth. You know what I'm saying?

Steal it. No, just say borrow. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? That's my life, man. That's my life. That's my life. Oh, man. It's a constant battle, isn't it? Dude, listen. It's hard. It's hard, man. See, mine's like, you know, mayonnaise.

are racist about potato salad. Put Old Bay in there. Too much pepper. You know what I'm saying? It's dance. Don't fucking dance. Oh, fuck, dude. Oh, man. Yep.

Yeah, but he failed a sobriety test. He failed to do it, I believe. Officers citing classic symptoms of central nervous system, depressant use, bloodshot eyes, mumbled speech, and swaying. However, subsequent testing revealed no drugs or alcohol in his bloodstream. So it might have just been low IQ is what it sounds like. Yeah.

The intoxication charges are stemming from what prosecutors are arguing is sleeplessness. So is what they claim. They also claim antidepressants might be to blame. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. But this is his condition, his bond agreement now. So $7,000. Dude, what are we doing? What are we doing?

So we just say whatever we want. Oh, it's because of this. Oh, it's because my dad spanked me when I was fucking three. Because my dad didn't. Yeah, well, you know, it's because I was on antidepressants. It's because I... Cut my dick off. Yeah, because I had an energy drink five hours ago. Like, what the fuck can we not... You know, like what... So we just blame these things on anything now? Yep. What?

This is insane. It's wild, bro. It's wild. Oh, dude, you know, I'm sorry I fucking wrecked the car. I'm on antidepressants. Who's that guy? That's the Wakanda guy. Shocking. Yeah, man. Dude, it's sick, man. It's sick. Dude, I'm just tired of this lack of personal responsibility.

and accountability based upon these bullshit stories that people tell everyone. Like, I act like an asshole. Oh, sorry, I'm bipolar. Or, you know, I wrecked my car. Oh man, it's the antidepressants. I was having a bad day. Like, there's no accountability now. People get to make up anything they want to escape accountability. It's fucking insane. Oh, I firebombed a Tesla. Oh, it's because I have gender dysmorphia.

I didn't think that you had gender dysmorphia. I thought you were a woman. What the fuck is it? You know what I'm saying? I thought you knew. I thought you knew since you were born that you were a woman on the inside. I didn't know you had confusion about it. Yeah. Right? So what is it? At least we're finally admitting that. No, dude. It's the first women in space. Oh, really? What's a woman? Oh, well...

Like, dude, I'm just tired of the convenient application of whatever anyone feels like to push any narrative and escape any accountability. It's absurd. And it only works for protected classes. It does not work for anyone who is not in a protected class. Like, which is me. You know, like, dude, real talk. Like, if I did that, what would happen to me?

If I did either one of those things, what would be, well, it'd be all over the fucking news. White nationalists. That's right. Andy Frisella fucking kills 75 people when it's fucking none. Right. It'll be totally a lie. Like, and it'll be based on sources. You know, dude, it's insane. Yeah.

Wow, dude, I'm just gonna claim gender dysmorphia now. Yeah anything that happens to me. Sorry, dude. I'm confused. Yeah That's right it was white I'm white and intoxicated. That's what it is. It's like there we go. Yeah, there we go guys white intoxicated gender dysmorphia depressed

You can't prosecute me for anything. The laws do not apply. Sir, I need some proof. Just dance. You know what I'm saying? Oh, man. We live in a fucking strange place, bro. What a time, man. We have to, like, in real talk, I know we're talking a lot of shit and making jokes, but, like, dude, we as citizens have to start demanding accountability for all people.

If the laws only apply selectively, then the laws do not matter.

Period. We will never have civility or structure or rule of law in society with selective application. We won't have a high trust society. We'll have exactly what we have, which honestly, I think all of us are getting pretty fucking tired of. Yeah. Well, guys, tell us if you are tired of it. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think about this topic. With that being said, let's go check out some of your thoughts and opinions.

All they're going to be is people talking about how good DJ is. Bullshit. We already know how this is going to go. You want to bet? First comment. What do you think? I don't know. DJ is the funniest. No, man. His first comment, bro. Listen. Oh, wait. Hold on. Before we get into this, I got a fucking bone to pick. All right. I put a poll up on my story that said, who wins 100 Andy and DJs or Gorilla?

And 65% said Andy and DJ, which clearly they're intelligent. But apparently 35% of you are in a protected class. Because there's no fucking way. No, there's no chance. There's no way. And first of all, 100 Andy and DJs is actually 200 people. Technically. So we would definitely win. Mathematically. Dumbasses. Yeah. And I'm not a botanist, but I think the math works out.

Okay. Yep. Let's crew some comments, man. Okay. What? This first one, man. AZ Flyboard Rental. My vote on the tag team name is Heat and Humidity. I like that. Still think they like me? Huh? You still think that's all lifting up DJ, huh? They call me Humidity. I like it.

Heat. Heat's good. I'll take it. Heat and humidity. Fuck, that's rich, man. That's rich. See what they did there. Yep. Thanks. Next one, Purple Pig Farm. Oh, you know this is going to be good. Purple Pig Farm. Andy, DJ Make a Monkey Sound. DJ, ooh, ooh, I want a Hellcat. Bro, that's some racist shit. That's some racist shit, man.

Bro, man, what, man? What the fuck, man? That's some racist shit, Purple Pig Farm. You should be proud. Dude, I mean, fuck it, man. It is what it is, man. It is what it is. It's good for the soul. It's, you know what? Mm-hmm.

Here's the thing. This is the other thing. We are in a protected class because we're comedians. We are. We are not business people or podcasters or YouTubers. We are comedians, which means we can say fucking anything. It's a joke. And if you don't like it, you can't do anything because we're protected. Tough balls, man. Now, I got some other comments. Andy Frisella came back to Instagram. He did.

It was an accident. No, it wasn't. Was it not? So, dude, it's real. I swear. I swear it was an accident. Okay. So I was building out. Okay. It's been five years since I posted. Yeah, literally five years. And since then, there's been a lot of updates to Instagram. Right. And so I was like trying to build out my post again.

as if I was gonna post. I wasn't actually gonna post. - Are you just testing it out? It's been a minute. - I was trying to build a carousel and make a nice post. I wanted to show the receipts, which are so uncommon these days. I wanted to communicate to people like, "Hey man, these people that you think are these rich, smart, like dude, they're just like you. They just don't fucking quit." Which is what I've always told people.

And we have a lot of frauds and fucking fakers that can't show the receipts. And that's not very inspiring, bro. It's not inspiring when you just show the result and you don't explain how you actually got there. Instead of just selling people the end result and pretending like they can have it too. And then the only way they make their money is by selling people that dream when they haven't actually done anything else besides sell people that.

I don't like that. That's not real. Okay. And I just wanted to show people what it looked like, you know, how the fuck I got here, you know, and we have a lot of people that follow me that don't know my background. And so I was just, you know, okay, let's build a little visual carousel and a caption. And I was like, I was, you know, building it out. I'm like, this, this would probably be a pretty cool post. And then my phone rang and when my phone rang, I answered it.

And then I put it on speaker because I was still trying to look at the carousel and it posted. And I was like, oh, shit. And then I was like, fuck, all right, whatever, man. And so that's what happened for real. People loved it. Yeah, it was fucking fire. Like, hey, man, it might be another five years, but I'm just saying, you know, it is what it is. You know, I think, you know, here's what I will say. It was really cool to see so many people that I recognize their IG handles from, like,

years and years and years ago, still following along. And there was a lot of stories in the comments which were like, hey man, since then I've done this. Since I found you, this is what I've done. And guys, real talk, man, jokes aside, that inspires the fuck out of me. Because dude, when you're here and you're talking into a microphone or a phone,

It's like talking into the abyss. Like you don't know how many people are actually following it or doing it. And you wonder like, fuck dude, does anybody hear what I'm saying? And it was just cool. Cause like I got a lot of DMs and there was a lot of posts and comments or a lot of comments in the posts that were kind of telling me like how people,

have progressed. And I just, that made me feel, it made me feel good. And, uh, it made me proud of everybody that's out there doing the work. And I know we fucking joke around a lot and we talk a lot of shit, but, uh, it, I don't know. I think we got a really special community. Um, and it's just, it's cool. So like, I'm, you know, I'll probably, I'll probably stay on it just so we can start, you know, connecting again and,

I don't know. It made me feel grateful. Yeah, we shall see. People fucking loved it. We pulled a couple of comments. Oh, we're doing Cruz Andy's comments now? Cruz Andy's comments. All right. Hey, that's a good deal. You guys comment in my post, we might put you on the show. I might put you up. All right. So this first one, Nico Lasvico. Andy coming for the course sellers. All right.

I mean, I'm not, but I think my presence sort of speaks for itself. Listen, I think there's going to be a lot of people delete their fucking Instagram after this. I'm just being real. Well, we'll see. There's nothing wrong with courses from people who've actually done things. Yeah. The problem is. That's the key. Yes. There's nothing wrong with spending money to learn things from people who have done the things they are teaching. That's called intelligent. But when you just look at someone's lifestyle and you think, oh, I'm going to buy this course because I think I can have that.

That's called protected class. You know what I'm saying? Like, it just, yeah. That's real. There's an actual mortgage fix says AF backposting squares before GTA 6. Oh, man. That's a good one. That's a good one. Yeah. That's a good one. Probably my favorite one from White Ninja Season. It's White Nigga Season. It is. It is.

I like the profile picture. You know what was funny, bro? Bro, you know what was so funny about that? Is that I saw that comment and I laughed and then like some of the people got like offended by it. Oh, no shit. Yeah, because it's like, you know, there's two communities, bro. There's podcast community, then there's Instagram community, YouTube community. It's all different. So like a lot of these people don't know how much we talk shit and joke around on the show. And a couple people were like,

Oh, bro. You know, that's like, dude, come on, man. We joke around here. It's all good. Relax. It's all right. I will tell you, I do block with the quickness. Mm.

You call my page with some bullshit, bro. You'd fucking never be on it again. Yeah. And I will. That's if the people don't get you first. Yeah, that's right. And I will reciprocate. Yeah, no shit, bro. Maybe I shouldn't do that ever. Just let the people handle it. People don't get you first. My people are fucking vicious. Yeah. I mean, look, I mean, just for me, for example. But dude, I meet. I meet. You don't want to perform. Huh? Purple form or get you purple pig form or get you. Oh, yeah. No doubt. You don't want that.

But dude, I will meet your motherfucking energy, just so you know. And I'm wittier than you. So just be ready. It's great, man. It's a damn good time. Like I said, dude, what a time to be alive. What a time. With that being said, guys, we do appreciate you for being real-ass fans, of course. And I want to say, like for real, dude, I just really appreciated all the love, dude. Real talk. It was awesome. No, it was awesome. Yeah, let's get back to our crews. Time to go global.

What boat we taking? We taking your boat? I'm trained. That's it. Dude, DJ and I were sitting on my porch the other day smoking cigars.

And I said, when we get yachts, what are you going to call yours? He fucking said, you're going to call it Unchained. Bro, I mean, that's fucking sick, though. That is fucking sick. Imagine if I fucking pulled it up. You know what I'm saying? Got my back. Just fucking broken chains, man. You know what I'm saying? It'd be sick. Listen, I'm doing it. I know you are. I'm fucking doing it. Headline number two, though, man. We got to go global. Let's go to... There is some tensions here.

All right. The waters are murky. Where? Okay. India. India and Pakistan. Yes. Good guess. What? I said I'm going to be good this episode. Z. Nothing. Is it true? Are the waters murky? No comment. I took Z for a ride in R8 today. Did you?

That was amazing. - Yeah. I tried to let him drive it, but he wouldn't do it. - No, I don't want to mess up your car. It's been a long time since I've driven a stick shift. - Well, I mean, it's a good time to learn, bro. - One of my favorite cars though. - Yeah, we ripped it. - You did. - Yeah. - Did you? - Yeah, that was the funniest part. - You could hear it in the building? - Yes. - That's a loud car. - People heard it in different parts of the building inside. - That's awesome. - Yeah.

Well, let's go check on our buddies. We got some good friends over there in India. We got great friends in India. I like India. All right? And listen, India's ready to fucking make the moves. You know what I'm saying? This comes out. Pakistan claims it has credible intelligence. India will strike within 36 hours. Strike Pakistan?

Yes. Listen, this shit's getting heated. It's getting real. There's some real stuff going on. So tensions between India and Pakistan have escalated further after a top Pakistani official claimed early Wednesday to have credible intelligence that New Delhi will carry out a military action against Islamabad within the next two days. The claim came as both the United States and China urged restraint. So what happened?

- Well, I did see a video. - Go ahead and finish. - I'll tell you what I saw. - Yeah, what happened? Like what got these two coaches? Because there's always been tension, Zia, am I right? Like in the Apex, they've always had. - But aren't you guys like cousins?

No, I'm being serious. Like same kind of people, right? Pakistan was a part of India before they declared independence. And it was basically that happened because of religion differences. Like how here in America, we are majorly divided because of democratic and Republican values. Over there, the division is geared because of religion. And that's one of the driving factors of the main two political parties that are

quote unquote rule the country. And that's Islam and Hindi, right? Hinduism. Yeah. But there's always been tensions there, right? The water has always been murky. I don't know if it's always been. It's always been murky for a long time. For thousands of years, maybe. But not forever. If we go far enough back. I'm sure it was nice at one point. It was calm and clean. Not clean. Not clean. I didn't mean to say clean.

What's the new tensions about? Okay, because this is actually a really fucked up story of what happened. There was a terrorist attack in India, okay?

Dozens killed his gunman massacre tourist in Kashmir beauty spot and dude It's so crazy like there was a there was a clip of a guy on his zip line So like I guess it's like a park right and there was a guy doing a zip line He's like videotaping himself and like as he's going by completely oblivious. So what's happening underneath? Like there was a fucking massacre underneath him 26 people were killed at least 26

Dozens of other injured. There was reports of like the gunmen were going around having people pull down their pants to verify if they were like Hindu or Muslim because Muslims circumcise themselves and Hindus do not. And so like they were targeting Hindus. So a racist terrorist attack.

And so that's kind of what really kicked it up. And India immediately went to blaming and saying that the attackers had some sort of connection to Pakistan. All right. And so then the minister of defense from Pakistan came out with this clip, this video. Let's check this out. Pakistan.

has credible intelligence that India intends carrying out military action against Pakistan in the next 24 to 36 hours on the pretext of baseless and concocted allegations of involvement in the Pehel Gham incident. Indian self-assumed, hubristic role of judge, jury and executioner in the region is reckless and vehemently rejected.

Pakistan has been the victim of terrorism itself and truly understands the pain of this scourge. We have always condemned terrorism in all its forms and manifestations anywhere in the world. Being a responsible state, Pakistan open-heartedly offered a credible, transparent and independent investigation by a neutral commission of experts to ascertain the truth.

Unfortunately, rather than pursuing the path of reason, India has apparently decided to tread the dangerous path of irrationality and confrontation, which will have catastrophic consequences for the complete region and beyond. Evasion of credible investigation is in itself sufficient evidence exposing India's real motives.

Consciously making strategic decisions hostage to public sentiments purposefully trumped up for securing political objectives is unfortunate and deplorable.

Pakistan reiterates that any such military adventurism by India would be responded to assuredly and decisively. The international community must remain alive to the reality that the onus of escalatory spiral and its ensuing consequences shall squarely lie with India.

The nation reiterates its resolve to defend the sovereignty and territorial integrity of Pakistan at all costs. Pakistan, zindabad. Pakistan's in the bag. Oh, wow. Grape. Listen, it's wild. So this was over a mass shooting? Yeah. When did that happen? It was a terrorist attack. April 20th? April 23rd, I believe, actually. Do you have the video of the zip line thing? No. Oh.

No, April 22nd is when it happened. I thought this was, do you have more on this? Yeah, I mean, it's been getting heated, right? There's sources saying that along some of the borders, shots have already been starting to get exchanged between both sides. There was an interview. Let's check this clip out real quick. Burn you Pakistanis to death.

Go on. Bring it on. You will not be given the grave. You will be given fire. We are going to burn you to the ground.

Full context, this is... Is this how it goes over there, bro?

Is this how you guys do shit? I kind of like it though. They're both in London while this is. Yeah, but why don't they just fight? So the guy on the left, I'm trying to loosely translate. He's saying that you don't deserve to breathe the air on this earth. And we will not only nuke you, we'll fire you and just remove your existence. Yeah, you will get no grave. Yeah.

that's what he's trying to say but yeah this is sometimes this is how the debates on uh new channels that's how they go i like this yeah no they get super fiery this is how it should be yeah you and that yes and then you make the leaders fight that's how that's how it should be instead of sending all of us that we got nothing to do with this right like you guys send your i mean i'm sure in every country

You know, they send their regular people to go fight these things because these motherfuckers can't get over their dick measuring. These dudes should fight. Exactly. Well, I mean, like I said, I think of how many people die because of the egos of these leaders. Yeah. There's nothing strategic to gain here. This is fucking ego shit. And we're going to say, well, you're going to send your fucking your your your fuck.

- It's the same everywhere. It's been the same for a thousand years. - Correct. And not only that, there is a very strong undertone of extremism because of religion. - Yeah, that amplifies it for sure. - That's the main undertone factor between the problem with India and Pakistan. - What's the conflict in religion? I understand they're two different, but like,

Like, so we can't tolerate other religions? No, it's not that, actually. So I'll tell you, it's basically the same thing everywhere. Like how here, if you go out and talk to common people, they're all cool, regardless of where you come from. Yeah, it's these guys. Same everywhere. It's the political agenda and the things in the news. And the main thing is because Muslims eat beef.

And in Hindu religion, a cow is considered a sacred animal, is often tied of very high religious importance to a lot of gods. Okay. And there are some states in India where eating beef is illegal. Okay. That's the main undertone. So let's have a thousand year feud over fucking steaks. Exactly. I would. I know you would. I'm just sorry. Well, you're not Hindu. It's fine.

fine no but the but how we we get it done here it's the same thing over there the people in the leading positions in the politics know this and they gear it purposefully yeah yeah that's that's what it is it's so basically so basically india said the pakistan tried to redeem some shit india's like do not redeem you know what i'm saying that's a terrible joke well

And Pakistan is like, we didn't redeem shit, but we will redeem if we got to. You know what I'm saying? Here's what I think. So we're going to send all our men to die over a motherfucking cow. How does that make sense? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I mean, listen, it does it, but both sides are heated right now. I know. Okay? I saw a very, I saw an almost, I saw it almost go down, bro. Dude, well, listen, they've been pumping out fucking like military propaganda videos and stuff from both sides. Yeah. I got an example of both sides. Yeah. For the show, for context. So this is what came out of Pakistan. Let's check this clip. Come on!

So, while there's no secret as to why the United States kicks the fuck out of everybody, show me your war face!

Motherfuckers. Motherfuckers got a fucking bayonet and he hits it with the fucking back of the gun. All right. All right. So that was Pakistan. This is serious shit here. No, bro, listen. India responded. They ain't fucking. India does not fuck around. India responded with this. We see you.

Bro, that shit slaps, bro. I'm fine for India. They got better music. I'm fine with India, bro. We're going to have a good time, too. India's in the bag, man. Indian people have a good time, bro. They know how to fucking party, even when they're killing people. I'm with it. I'm with it. I saw a video of how this was going to go down, though. Did you see this video? I saw a third video. Let me send it to you. Send it to me. Yeah, let's put it here. All right. This is the one I saw.

It's a step to this bitch. You want another in? Fuck you. We got this one too. India is ready to redeem, man. That's some good shit right there. See that? Just that dance pass. Bro, you know what I feel bad for?

Because here's the real shit real quick for like two seconds, man. So if these two countries really go to war, blow it all out. Who I really feel bad for is the fucking grannies and shit that were told that the IRS is coming to fucking lock them up if they didn't send the $3.99 on a Walmart gift card. And they're just waiting for their fucking sentencing now. You know what I'm saying? Because Kyle is not calling them back to tell them. You know what I'm saying? Because he's busy fighting in the war.

Is this how this goes? Yeah, but this the section in the video is the one that's super bad, but yeah, it goes What do you mean like it's not it's better than this. It's way better than okay So this is this is we just caught him on a bad day. Yeah. No They took the worst section of the whole performance and that's the way that I thought it was pretty good So they just dance battle it out it's not dances like marching but super exaggerated and

And what that they stop at each other and shit. Yeah, so it's like cockfighting. Yeah, kinda. Yeah, I like it I kind of like how they do shit over there. I'm trying to find you a picture Like Americans who go over there live. Yeah, I would like to get in on that dance battle You and I should dance battle That's the power move oh look look here it is this so they have like a whole stadium right right there where they do this, uh, I

It's like a whole stadium over there. Let me blow this up a little bit. There should be a stadium. It's awesome. I've been there. Are you being serious? Yeah. Like you went there and watched this? Yes. Was it cool? Yeah. It's called the Vaga Board. Yeah, a lot from both sides. So there are seatings on both sides and there's a big door. So it's like- Just like that. So it's like your American football.

Yeah. Like you guys wear the jerseys and shit and cheer. Yeah, yeah. And then you paint their faces and stuff. And then after the game, you fucking tell the other team, fuck you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you guys eat the hamburgers in front of them? One side serves hamburgers, the other side serves, you know, magic burgers. Yeah, right, right. You guys are going to get a lot of spam calls now. No, we're not. We're busy fighting, man. Like, that's what I'm saying about the grandma. We are going to get a lot of spam calls. Yeah.

Yeah, man. Listen, it's getting crazy over there. It's about to pop off. Dude, shit's getting real. Yeah. These guys look pretty tactical, though. Yeah. That's a nice little AK they got. Yeah. You know? I mean, looking good and fighting good is probably two different things, isn't it? That's true. That's true. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know. We'll keep you guys monitored, as always. They should just stick to dance battling. I say have one big dance battle. Yeah. Yeah. That's how we should solve things here. Winner gets the cow. But the one side don't want the cow.

Oh, I get it now. Yeah, they want to save the cow. Exactly. Got it. Exactly. Okay. Exactly. I think that's fair. I think that's fair. Guys, jump in on this conversation. So if India loses, no hamburgers. No hamburgers. But if they win...

pakistan has got to eat hamburgers the other way around no you guys eat burgers right well yeah no he's not he's not hamburger is technically pork no what it's it's it's beef it's beef who told you that yeah all right i thought it would make sense that it would be called hamburger but no hamburger wait wait how the is he gonna know he's from india bro i'm illiterate it makes sense i get what you're saying it does me okay yeah in that context

Okay, but no hamburgers you generally made with ground beef. I learned you're making me home with ham, huh? I learned something new today These hamburgers are different I will never go to McDonald's

Oh, shit, man. That's great. Oh, McDonald's has a veggie burger back in India. Really? Which we don't get here. It's the only place that does it, isn't it? I'm not sure about other countries, but it's because they have a large Hindu population. We don't get it here in America. Yeah. Thank God. You know what else we got here? I said I was going to be good, man. Yeah, you were the opposite of good.

Guys, jump into this conversation, man. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think. With that being said, a third and final headline. Headline number three, we got Michelle in the mix. Michelle Obama is in the podcast today. She is pissing some people off, among other things. Michelle Obama blasts Trump's immigration crackdown. It keeps me up at night. So this is getting some heat.

She's been labeled a hypocrite, among other things. Former First Lady Michelle Obama said President Donald Trump's aggressive immigration crackdown is striking fear into people of color in America. Obama made the comments during an appearance with her brother Craig Robinson on Monday's episode. Hold on. Let's stop this right now. Let's point this out. They generalize all people of color so they can hope to rally the troops against this. Right? Like...

There's lots and lots of black people. In fact, most of them to the tune of 70 to 80% do not want these migrants here. Okay. So like, I love how they lump that. Yeah. They try to create it. Like it's, it's this or that you're either team puck or your team whitey. You know what I'm saying? Like, dude, like, dude, I'm so fucking tired of these Obama people.

Like all they do is stir the race pot over and over and over and over again with no standing, okay? You have no moral, you are literally the highest office of this country, okay? You are president and first lady of the United States. And all they fucking talk about is racial oppression. Get the fuck out of here.

Okay, I am tired of hearing it. I'll do the sick. It's like that, you know, the metaphor, like, you know, the ants in the jar. They shake the shit out of that jar. You know why? Because they are fucking enemies of America. They are not. They do not give a fuck about unity. They've understood for a very long time that the way to continue to pull the cloak over people's eyes is to stir racial divide so that people

pox and whiteys will argue amongst each other and not notice how much they are taking from us, which is pretty much everything at this point. Our freedoms, our rights, our tax dollars, our safety, pretty much everything. So before we even continue down this road, fuck you, okay, Michelle Obama.

You are full of shit. Everybody knows you're full of shit and your time in the sun is fucking over. Okay. I know that when you were president or the first lady and you were getting, you know, on the cover of all the magazines and you were the darling of the universe. I know that's probably hard to come back to reality and realize that it was all propaganda and everybody was lying to you. Okay. Cause you aren't. Um, but yeah,

We are tired in this country of being propagated, white people and black people and against each other. We're fucking tired of it.

Okay, so fuck off. But yeah, she went on Jay Shetty's podcast and had some things to say about Trump's immigration policy. She was saying some shit about the safety. Okay, go ahead. Yeah, let's play a clip. I'm getting ahead of myself because it fucking irritates me. Let's watch the clip. Let's check it out.

Couldn't be, we couldn't walk around saying valedictorian straight a student, you know, speaks excellent, has excellent diction. If you give them a chance, you know, we knew very early on that, that no one was going to see beyond the color of our skin at an early age. And, and that could get you in trouble. Stop. Do you know why no one sees past the color of your skin? Cause it's all you fucking talk about.

That's why real people out in the real world don't give a fuck about the color of people's fucking skin. We don't. I don't give a fuck. Do you give a fuck? Do you? And we all have different shades of fucking skin. And pretty much all I know, all the white motherfuckers I know is contrary to what people believe, they don't give a fuck either. Fuck, dude. I'm tired of hearing it. Shut the fuck up. You were first lady of the motherfucking United States. No one gives a fuck.

And I'm tired of her preaching the way she preaches with her nose pointed down at everybody else. Like you're some sort of fucking moral authority on anything. You've never done a motherfucking thing. You were fucking elected off of race. You ruined the fucking country. And that's the reality of it. - You would think you'd just leave and go off. - Just shut the fuck up. - Yeah, and go get your 48 years. - You fucking started this podcast that nobody listens to because you don't have the fake media propping up all the shit. Fuck dude.

Fuck off. Dude, I'm so tired of their fucking faces and their smugness. They're so fucking smug. They don't give a fuck about black people. If they gave a fuck about black people, they would actually hold the black people that are causing all the violence and crime accountable. They wouldn't give them excuses because of the color of their skin.

We couldn't be straight A students. I'm pretty sure there's lots of fucking very successful black people that did very good in school and they won valedictorian. I mean, there's a whole bunch of them. Okay, like fuck dude, we got our own fucking, we got black schools. We don't have fucking white schools. We got black schools. We got black television. We don't have white television. You see what I'm saying? Like, dude,

It's you that fucking cares. It's you that rides that shit because you benefit from it. Because it's all they can. Dude, they don't have a policy. Their goal is to destroy America and destroy its culture. And that's the real goal. These people are communists. Those were the first two fuckers that actually got into power about it. They do not give a fuck about black people at all. And they fucking hate white people. So, dude, I'm tired of hearing it.

Anyway, let's continue so I can roast her some more. And that could get you in trouble. Yeah. I mean, when you talk about that fear, I'm sure that fear has been tested across your life.

in so many different places. And I wonder, what would you say has been the most hardest recent test of that fear? Because it's not one of those fears that you kind of get over and it just goes away. It kind of shows its head in many different ways, I imagine. - Well, in this current climate for me, it's what's happening to immigrants. So it's not the fear,

for myself anymore i drive around in a four-car motorcade with a police escort i'm michelle obama i do still worry about my daughters in the world even though they are somewhat recognizable so my fears are for what i know is happening out there in streets all over the the city and now that we have leadership what's happening in the streets in this city

Oh, what is happening? Oh, migrants are coming into black neighborhoods and committing more crime and taking more resources that were meant for American citizens, not black people, American citizens, okay? Black Americans are American citizens. And you fuckers have allowed all of these people to come in from all over the world and they are not the productive members and the brain surgeons and the fucking...

- Engineers. - Upstanding members of society. These are single military age males who are coming in to, by your own admission, your people's neighborhoods and fucking them up even more. Okay, so they don't get the resources. They don't get the protection. The migrants are taking all the funds that are meant for black Americans in their neighborhoods. And that's what's happening. And they're committing all kinds of crimes like, bro,

So let's be real about what's happening in the streets, Michelle. I know you roll around in a motorcade. So do I. But just so you know, that's what the fuck is actually happening. I fucking, dude. Dude. She's up there with Hillary Clinton for me, bro. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Let's hear some more bullshit. It is sort of indiscriminately determining who belongs and who doesn't. And we know that those decisions aren't being made with courts and with due process and, you know, that it's being made.

It's really easy who's making the decision. The decision is very black and white. It is American citizens versus non-citizens, okay? And non-citizens do not have the rights of citizens. Therefore, do not get court dates. And you think you would know that if you were first lady of the United States and a fucking scholar like you pretend to be. Do they want them to have rights? They want them to have all the protections. No, they want the court. They want them to get held up in the courts and

so that they are here for the longest period of time so that they get to fucking vote in 2028. That's all this is. Please continue. I won't interrupt anymore. It's being made like this cop that pulled my brother over when he was 12. You don't look like somebody that belongs. I lied. Why the fuck is your brother getting pulled over when he was 12? Right, right.

You can't drive in this country till you're 16, motherfucker. You think you know that too? Mm-hmm. What are you? Never mind. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. So your brother was pulled over, you know, driving around your house and the cops said, oh, you don't belong here. But wait, I thought you guys grew up in like a bad area and poor and like. What are you talking about? Hold on. You can't. There's no, you can't drive when you're 12. Yeah, right. What are you talking about pulled over? Like he, you mean like on, like he's walking? Yeah, right. Or did he get pulled over?

Because if he got pulled over at 12, I'm pretty sure he stole the fucking car. Fuck.

You know, I can determine just by looking at you that you're, you know, you're a good person or you're not a good person. And knowing that there's so much bias and so much racism and so much ignorance that fuels those kind of choices. I worry for people of color all over this country. And I don't know that we will have the advocates to protect everybody. And that makes me, that frightens me.

It keeps me up at night. And I know that there are, and I see that when I'm driving around LA, I'm just looking in the faces of folks who could be victim. And I'm wondering, how are you feeling? How do you feel standing on the bus stop? How do you feel comfortable going to work, going to school when you know

Well, they don't feel comfortable because you guys fucking let all these criminals in and they're fucking terrified they're going to get shot by someone who doesn't even belong in this country. And on top of that, you're the ones that allowed them in. Your party, your people, your policies, your fucking bullshit lies that you try to convince everybody that it's about diversity and all this shit. No, it's about ruining the culture of the United States and making it harder and harder and harder and harder and harder for the regular American citizens, black or white citizens,

to get by. Okay? That's... Like, she's not thinking any of this. Not only that, Andy. Not only that. Let's go back to good old Barry Obama because the thing is he has deported 30 times more...

immigrants than Trump has. That's unfortunate. So if anything, Trump needs to be taking your guys' fucking playbook. Your husband deported more. Yeah, Trump should hire Obama as the fucking, and make more with Holman. Yeah, like how do we, well they did it, shit. Well, they can do things. They can do whatever they want. No one says anything. Otherwise, if you say something, guess what? Fucking racist.

Fuck, dude, I'm so fucking tired of this shit. I'm so tired of being told as a white person that all white people are racist and there's so much racism and they're this and that and this and this and this and this. I'm fucking over it. I'm fucking over it.

Okay. The real talk is white people can't even fucking voice a, an opinion about black crime without being called race. Oh, you pointed out the crime data. You're a fucking racist. Okay. Oh, you think this kid in fucking Texas deserves to go to fucking prison? It's because you hate black people, right? This is a fucking weapon that they've, they've worn out.

And it sucks that they've worn it out too, because there are actually cases of racism and now we can't identify them because fucking these people call everything fucking racist. - Yep, they've worn out the sympathy draw. - And by the way, the real racism here is, is that white people can't say shit, black people say whatever the fuck they want and do whatever they want. That's the fucking truth, okay? That's the truth.

All right. And dude, I'm not, I think it's wrong either way. The only thing she said in that whole thing was that, you know, good people and bad people like, and she didn't even add context to it. Like that's all it is, bro. It's good people and bad people. And if you're afraid for people that you drive up and down the street for and shit, just remember, you're the one that caused the fear. You're the one that fucking did this shit. You did it.

You know, she's a piece of shit. Oh terrible piece of shit and but but to that point I don't think it might not be she no more Listen, I've said it I've said it and now we get to hear from the horse's mouth. No, that's bullshit Andy That's out of context Andy. No, it's I saw I saw the whole clip. I just play it. I'm just saying no It's out of context. She's saying that there dude why let's do just play the clip. I'm fucking this is bullshit. I

I wanted to talk Marlon a bit about, just so proud of how you are being a role model for dealing with a child that's transgender. Absolutely. And that warms my heart, particularly as a black man, would you care to share that journey of- Well, I learned- Stop, that's taken out of context. Look, bro, I call it how I see it.

What's right is right. What's wrong is wrong. I saw the whole internet say this. They're saying, oh, you know, like she's admitting that she's a dude. No, she's not. She's saying that he's a black man. And why does she say that? Because you got to see her dick to believe it. No. Yes. Like, dude, I know it's a joke. So you want to see Michelle Obama's dick? No, I don't. But I'm saying I don't believe that she's we might joke and people might say shit. Listen, listen, I don't believe that. I think it's bullshit. Mm hmm.

You really don't? No. Okay, let me ask you this. Look at the difference between her and her brother. It's a big fucking difference in how they look. Not to me. Same, same. Same, same. Come on, dude. No. I think they look very alike. She has just made her look feminine. If you take that person on the right, make the person thin, add a lot of hair. He looks more feminine than she does. Exactly the same. That's just my opinion. Same, same. Look, I don't...

We might joke about it. I don't actually believe it. I don't think it's right to fucking be serious about it because I, you know. Okay, so let me ask you this. But here's the point. The point is, is that that comment was taken out of context and I don't like contributing to things like that or going along with things like that because I think it discredits, I think it discredits people who go with that just like the left when they do crazy ass shit and lie. Listen, I get that. I definitely understand that. Do you think,

have you seen all the on like uh emmanuel macron's uh that's a dude okay all right i want candace to do a deep dive on it i think i feel like somebody has to bro i think candace would have if she believed that candace goes after the truth and that's why a lot of people don't like her i think candace does a very good job of remaining unbiased i think she says the truth i think she's fearless

And I'm very thankful for her presence in culture because it's very real and it's very authentic. And I think if Candace thought that she was a man, she would already be all over it. That's my opinion. I just think the thing is, bro, is that you can't touch that. You know what I'm saying? Candace is not afraid to go after it. No, that's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is anybody that does or tries to, bro, that's like fucking with Hillary Clinton.

You know what I'm saying? Like that's up there on what you, do you remember Joan Rivers? I do. Okay. So Joan Rivers was also a comedian. She was, but she was also dead after she said this. Mr. Rivers, how are you?

You made a ton of news officiating the wedding in New York yesterday. Is this like a new cottage career move for you? I am so excited. And I should do very well because I don't charge. And do you think that the country will see the first, the United States will see the first gay president or the first woman president? Well, we already have it with Obama, so let's just calm down. Got it. You know Michelle is a trans... I'm sorry, she's a what? A transgender.

Oh my gosh. I know. I know. I mean, look, bro. I don't know. Barack's brother. Barack's brother. Malik Obama. Black man Michelle or black man person being interviewed. He believes it. No, he always stirs it up.

Listen, I'm not going to, it's whatever. You guys can think whatever you want. I'll think what I want. I'm not legitimately buying into that until I have, look, man, everything can be edited right now. Voices, videos, and I've seen all the videos and I've seen all, you know, her dancing on Ellen and I've seen that shit. Big swinger. Yeah. I mean, like, dude, that can all be made up. And I just, I don't know.

I mean, that's my position on it. And maybe I'm wrong. But until I'm proven wrong, I'm going to say what I think. And that's what I think. I respect that, Andy. I respect it. I mean, it is what it is, man. I don't know, dude. Like, I don't know. Obama does seem gay a lot of times. No, I'm not saying that to be funny. He's got a gay vibe to him. Yeah, a little androgynous. It's, you know, and he's, but here's what I know. I don't care if he's gay, by the way.

but what i don't like is this tone that these two motherfuckers use with everybody this like holier than thou like stoic like i'm i'm the moral authority and you are like fuck off who the fuck are you bro you were a civic fucking servant who got elected to fucking senate because you were black and you ran on being black at the beginning of running on being black started like

This identity politics shit. Like, let's be real, bro. Obama didn't fucking win the presidency because he was a great politician. He was a good orator. He's one of the best speakers that's ever existed. His policies were fucking trash. Dog shit. Yeah. And he got elected because he ran on a lie that he didn't even believe himself, which was change and hope and unity. And the reason he got elected is because he's a tremendous liar.

That's it. He's damn good speaking. Yeah. And they're good at shaming and leveraging people to feel like I'm not racist. I voted for Obama because I'm not racist. You know what I'm saying? Look at her face right there. Like these people always make these fucking, these faces and shit. Like it's like, it's smugness. I just can't stand smugness. Who the fuck are you, dude?

I'm really scared for people of color. What the fuck you talking about, bro? Black Americans are scared as fuck. They got fucking all these gangs and all this cartel shit and all these things coming in their neighborhood, soaking up all the funds that you motherfuckers promised them that would help their neighborhoods. Like, no, black people aren't afraid. They're fucking pissed off. Right. Yeah. I mean,

They can't like, I mean, yeah. I mean, these people come in, they're stealing all the purses and shit that they're supposed to be stealing. Like, I mean, it fucks up a lot, dude. It's, I'm being serious. The ecosystem. I'm being serious. Look, dude, black people should fucking legitimately hate Obama's because of what they've done in their communities. If they really knew and like really looked at it, they look, if they pissed, if they checked out of the idea of identity politics and that I got to stick with people because they're the same tone as me. Right.

They would not like the Obamas. No, that's real, man. That's the truth. That's real. The Obamas have been more damaging to the culture of the United States, specifically the urban areas of the cities, which are more populated by black people than white people, which they've destroyed. And they've caused more damage to the black community than anybody else in the history of the fucking country. That's the facts, dude. No, it's very... Yeah. So...

- You know, I think- - Don't, definitely- - They have a lot of, dude, you know what it is, dude? They think that they're so much smarter and so much more cunning and so, they think nobody can see their play. Like, I hate to break it to you, Michelle and Barack, but you ain't the only smart motherfuckers out here. Smart people can see through your shit, you know? And I'm just tired of it, dude. And I'm tired of them talking about this race shit. Like, bro, we need to get past this idea

that like America was founded on a fucking ideal, okay? And it's not a race of people. It is a culture. And people who abide by that culture, buy into that culture are welcome here, no matter what color they are, if they come legally. But when they come illegally and they bring their crimes and their way of life from other places,

They're not welcome here. Like we're not, we're not having you shit in the middle of the street, buddy. You know what I'm saying? Like we're not having you rape 12 year old girls. Cause that's what you fucking do. Where the fuck you're from? Like, fuck you. And, and, and if you want to know what they're really afraid of, they're really afraid of their daughters being gang raped. Like,

every single fucking day over and over and over again in Europe, all over the place. And they can't say anything about it because it's against the law. If they say shit about it, they go to fucking prison. Well, guess what? We can still talk up. And if we talk up and we fucking...

and this shit, maybe those people over there will be able to speak up. But Americans better be quick. You guys better quit being afraid of being told you're racist for fucking speaking the facts. - Well, I mean, the truth is too, bro, like, I mean, and this is how you know it's coming from a really evil place with these people specifically. It's like, you know, if you really, if you truly want it,

America to be less racist and you really want racism to end in America, maybe the first place you would start is like stop telling more than half the country that they're fucking racist. Yeah. Like that'd be a good place to start. Well, yeah. You know what I'm saying? I'll be real, dude. It's creating the racism you say exists and it's creating the division and it's creating like real fucking tension, but that's what they want. That's how you know they don't really care. Bro, you're 100% right.

As a white man, I've been called racist for the last 20 fucking years for breathing the motherfucking air in existing. Okay. Eventually people get tired of that. All right. And people who are less aware and less knowledgeable and less like understanding of what the play they're trying to run are probably are becoming more

legitimately more racist. No, it's not. That's what I'm saying. It's not, it's not like her taking up anything. Absolutely. Like I'm aware of what they're doing. So like I can stop myself and be like, bro, this is fucking what they're trying to do.

But like when you take somebody who may not be as aware of understanding how evil these people are and how cunning they are. Or just didn't get the job because, you know, they were beat out from the DEI shit. Or they got fired because they didn't get into the school. They got fired because they were they even though they were better than other people because they need to fit a race quota. Exactly. That's going to make people feel a certain way. It's going to create the monster that they're saying exists that doesn't. It doesn't. It doesn't.

- It's sick, dude. - Yeah, but I mean, listen, I've not seen anybody in my lifetime that's done more damage to American culture than those two. - For sure, without a doubt. - Yeah. - Without a doubt. - And then they're fucking, they're like proud of it, and then they act like they're not doing it. You know what I'm saying? - Why is America so, America's racist. Why is America so racist? - Yeah. - It's a stick and a tire, man. Guys, jump in on this conversation.

Let us know down in the comments what you guys think about all of this, man. Be happy. Like, bro, remember when fucking when during this last election, when Barack Obama went to that HBCU and was talking to the kids in the cafeteria and all my brothers and he starts talking down to him like you have a duty to, you know, I'm really disappointed in the black man. You have a point of my brothers. Who the fuck are you, bro? Brothers got to vote for brothers. Yeah, right. Exactly. How about this? How about we vote for the people to make our lives better? Right.

You know what I'm saying? We did vote for you, brother. Yeah, you fucked it up. He didn't do shit for us, brothers. The dude was a plant. He's a CIA fucking plant. He's not even a real dude. I don't think he's CIA. I think it's Mossad. It's both of them together. The guy was fucking bred up to be put in that position. He was installed into that position. Intentionally. Yes, to do exactly what the fuck he did. He did it. He did it. Guys, jump in. Let us know.

Down in the comments if you ain't a hoe. Yeah. Final segment, as always. Bro, I can't stand that lady. I fucking can't stand her. Has she beaten out Hillary for you? No. They're the same, though. Same, same. Yeah. Got it.

They're equally as agitating in different ways, but they both have the same smugness. - Oh, it's the same. - And I think that's what it is for me. Like who the fuck are you? What have you done? Like, what have you actually done? Like, I know that you were placed in a role and I know that you were the wife of a president, or both of you were, but I'm sort of confused on what the fuck you've actually done.

Besides, tell everybody how great you are and dress like empresses and like you're the fucking ruler of the world. Get the fuck out of here. Ain't with it. Ain't with it. But yeah, man, let's get to our final segment, guys. We got, as always, we got thumbs up or dumb as fuck.

So I bring a headline in. We talk about it. It gets one of those two options. Let's go to Germany. Let's go back to Germany. So we covered the story a few CTIs ago. You remember the deer calling competition they do over there? I do. Okay. Yeah. They got another competition. Let's check it out. Thumbs up. Dumb as fuck headline reads. Bloody fingers are just part of the game in this traditional German sport.

Let that marinate for a minute. Bloody fingers. I've had some bloody fingers before. Let's see the sport. Jesus. Let's go to Pong, Germany. Men in short leather pants and embroidered suspenders risk dislocating digits Sunday as they vied for the top prize at Germany's championship in the sport of Fingerhackern or Finger Wrestling.

Around 180 competitors took part in Sunday's 64th German Championship in Pong, about an hour's drive southwest of Munich.

It's thought that finger wrestling, popular in Germany's Alpine region and neighboring Austria, originated as a way to settle disputes. The earliest depictions of the sport go back to the 19th century. Participants on Sunday wore the traditional Bavarian dress known as trotch, right? Today, finger hollering.

is highly organized and follows strict rules, starting with exactly defined measurements for both the table and the leather loop. In Sunday's championship, there were several winners in different weight and age categories. There are nine clubs in Germany and another four in neighboring Austria, says Horsch Haler, careful, chairman of Germany's oldest and biggest club, Fingerhackling Schnitzelmatte.

Let's check the clip out. They're getting serious. He didn't lumber it up. There are different techniques. So, there are a lot of techniques. How do you sit at the table? How do you bring your strength to the ring as fast as possible? And of course, the finger must be well trained.

- Respect for the KK. - Yup, rich history. - Have you been to Germany? - Nope. - Yeah, yes, I've been to Ramstein. - Munich's an awesome city. - Never been to Munich. - Fucking awesome, dude. I got fucking wasted there. I did. Yeah, and then we went to Hofbrorhaus. - Uh-huh. You finger wrestler? - No, we didn't do any finger wrestling. Not this time.

But we did drink the biggest beers I've ever seen in my life. And then we went on this thing called Mike's Bicycle Tour. There was this company, I don't know if it's still there. It's called Mike's Bicycle Tour. Look that up and see if they're still there. Mike's Bicycle Tour in Munich. But then, so they give you these beach cruisers and they basically take you on a tour through Munich. So me and my buddy, we got... Oh, yeah? Yeah. Shout out to Mike's Bicycle Tour over there in Munich. We had a good time.

So we went on the bicycle tour and we were already drunk. And it's like, you go with like a group of people and you ride the bikes through the parks and shit. And the first stop was another beer house. Okay. So we stopped, we drank more beer. I was already fucking wasted. And then we rode some more. And-

Have you ever ridden a bike when you were just shit-faced? Can't say I have. Okay. Yeah, you have? It's fun, isn't it? Yeah, it's a good time. So, dude. So, the bike that we had were like beach cruisers. Okay. And they had fenders on them. Okay. So, imagine like the silver fender on the back. A nice little beach cruiser. Yeah. Yeah, a little basket in the front. Kind of. It didn't have a basket, but same bike. Same, same. So, I'm like, we're riding through the park. And...

like we ride through this area of the park and there's these dudes surfing in the in the there's like this little river that it's got like a it's got like a natural area for them to surf and it's pretty cool and then we're riding through the park dude and you know there's like this woods and you know we're riding through the woods and me and my buddy gavin we're like trying to pop wheelies and so i'm like trying to pop a wheelie not really paying attention to like what's going on on the left or the right of me and we hit in this open field

And there's fucking people, bro. Like hundreds of people on the left, hundreds of people on the right. And I finally got a wheelie and the fender hit the ground and I fucking crashed. All right. But, but the wheel got fucked up so I couldn't ride the bike. Oh man. So like right in front of all these people, like, and they're fucking laughing cause they see me eat shit. So I'm like, hurry up. I fucking like try to ride the bike off. Won't ride. And then I grabbed the bike and start carrying it. And then I like, look,

and everybody's fucking naked. And it was like, we were in the section of the park where all the nudists were. So I had to like do the walk of shame with the fucking bike shit face. And there's all these naked people fucking laughing at me. Like it's the only time in your entire life where there's gonna be hundreds of naked people laughing at you. You know what I'm saying?

But anyway, that's my bicycle tour. That sounds like a terrible nightmare. No, it was pretty fun. It was fun. That sounds like a terrible dream. Well, these people were not attractive naked people. These were like bratwurst eating, beer drinking, pretzel downing beasts. Brats up top and down below. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. That was my famous story from Munich.

It's a great city, though. Yeah. Yeah. Lots of cool shit, man. And they revolve their culture around great beer and great food. Oh, look. I mean, that looks like a good time. Dude, I'm telling you, it's really cool because you go to the beer, the beer gardens and you sit at these, you know, long tables and you don't know anybody else. But then like you make friends. Yeah. So and everybody's cool, dude. And like you learn about people and make some new friends and drink beer. It's fucking cool, dude.

It's not like here where people are like, you can't sit at our table. This is our table. Yeah, right. Everybody just sits with each other. Yeah. It's fucking cool. Anyway. I'm trying to keep German history alive, man. Yeah. That looks like a... He got some big hands. Yeah. You know who would do good at this? Chico. Oh, fuck, dude. I would not want to finger wrestle Chico. Yeah, me neither. I want nothing to do with them fingers. You know what I'm saying? I do. Yeah. I do. Yeah. All right. All right.

Dude, these outfits are kind of cool, though. Yeah? Yeah. I don't know what they call it. What do they call that? Lederhosen? Yeah. I thought that was for that. Calvin's got a sweet fucking beer garden outfit. Really? Yeah, Calvin right over there. Really? Yeah, he wears it on Oktoberfest. You ever seen it? No. It's fucking, he looks badass in it, dude. I haven't seen it. Dude, I want one. Yeah. I want one, too. How do we get one? I don't know. Yeah, I want one, too, bro. Bro, we should get one. Oh, shit, yeah. His is pretty cool. You got a picture of Calvin? Oh, his is sick. Yeah, I know, dude. It looks great.

Bro, I want one. Yeah. You can get it online for like 20, 30 bucks. Let's get it and go to a beer garden. Let's do it. Yeah. Bro, we'll go to AB's fucking beer garden. Oh, yeah. Bro, that'd be fucking sick. There's a fucking Hofbror house across the river. A who? Hofbror house. Franchise. Beer garden. That's like the most famous beer garden in Munich. It's called the Hofbror house. Gotcha. Yeah. I think Lowe's has one. Yeah.

That's cool. Anyway. Well, we're going to get some and do it. Where are we giving the finger blasting? You know what? Finger blasting. You've got to always get thumbs up, right? Even those that don't like finger blasting like finger blasting. Yeah, I'm just saying. You know what I'm saying? I give them props. You know how the women are looking at these dudes like, oh. Olga! Oh, my God.

Oh, God, he's got the championship, y'all. Yeah. He's the best finger blaster. Don't you know? Yeah, bro. We're over here. They're like, my husband does this. My husband does that. They're like, my husband won the finger blast competition. I'm down with it. Cool socks, too. Yeah, the socks are sweet, man. All right. Cool. Finger blasting. All right. Thumbs up. Yep. Guys, Andy, that is all I have. All right, guys.

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