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Just chillin dude. Yeah, it's a big day today. Yeah, we had a show for you guys yesterday But we recorded the whole show came in here on Monday recorded the whole show. We had a bad audio cable. Yeah, so it happens Yeah, that's how I'm here. Good show - that was actually it was really good. Um, but yeah, no, it's alright, you know, it's okay Today's a big day though today today. It's a very big day first is a big day. It's a very big day Oh shit my fucking that up. It's not your first you want to start over. Oh
No, I keep that. All right. So what's today, actually? Well, today's Wednesday, the 28th of May. Yeah. Yeah. It is a big day. I don't know where my mind was. Yeah. Why is today a big day? I don't know. I kind of forgot why today was such a big day.
It's just brighter out here. Yeah, you know I'm saying I can lighten up a room. I feel a little cooler Mmm, you know, I feel like I could do like more free. Yeah like a rap video. Mm-hmm You know I'm saying I don't know what is it something screaming inside of you? Yeah, it's something you know what it is. It's freedom screaming That's what it is. It's coming from deep inside my loins in the groin. Yeah. Yeah, it's coming from my soul Fuck me this coming from my past life sounds so dirty. I
I'm just saying. I'm about to scream some freedom. What? You're almost there. I'm almost there. All right. Yeah, man. The big news. Yeah, big news. Is, if you guys had noticed, we had been teasing these new cans. But here's the thing. They're not just new cans. They're entire new formulas.
and they are amazing this is this is an ad it isn't this yeah we don't run ads but this is i'll make an exception for you just because i know you want this one this is an ad this is the world's greatest energy drink in the history of earth i'm very confident in sharing that opinion
What do you think? Dude, listen, I'm happy. Well, I thought of you. You know, we thought of you when we launched the flavors. We said, what would be DJ's favorite flavor to have? Bring back all the childhood trauma. Yeah, and we came up with a grape. Oh, wow, grape. Yeah, and the grape is amazing. Dude, it's spot on.
I thought about Zeeshan too, bro. And we made a special flavor for him, but that one won't actually be available in stores. We just custom make him for when he wants it. It's curry water. You know what I'm saying? It's nice and spicy. That sounds terrible. Launching on 11th of July. Yeah, that's right. You like it, don't you? Yeah, absolutely. Drink it every day. Yeah. Why don't you show them what it looks like? There you go.
That's orange. That must be orange curry. That's right. Is that kind of like orange chicken? Yes. Yeah. Butter chicken, orange. All right, guys. Here's the deal. The brand new Form Energy drinks just dropped today. And if you guys were paying attention, we made a huge deal back in...
Joe or Jew January to get the distribution of these drinks all over the world all over the country And you will be able to find these pretty much anywhere starting this week. Yeah, you ain't gonna fight cashews Yeah, now you can if you want yeah, you could definitely fight him if you want, but you sometimes it's fun But you don't you don't have to anymore because they're gonna be pretty much everywhere That you're gonna be able to get drinks so
Look for it, support it, try it out, tag us in it, tag me in it. I'm going to tell you right now, this is not just bullshit. If you think it's bullshit, you can come kick me in the balls. But I'm telling you right now, these are the best drinks ever made. And they make our old ones. And I know a lot of you guys are going to be like, oh, I love the old ones. Dude, just wait. Just wait.
This one here makes the old Screamin' Freedom taste like fucking NyQuil. Yeah. Okay? And that grape, the one we made last year that we were going to launch, that grape makes that one taste like Dimetat. Yeah. Like, these are so good. Listen, yeah, dude. I can't believe how good they are. And I'm not just saying that, dude. Like, I'm not just saying that. You guys have to go try them. Yeah.
So yeah, that's been one of the biggest things we've been working on and you're gonna be able to get them everywhere your grocery store C Store pretty much everywhere if you can't get them I'd be very surprised. So check it out. This is the screaming freedom DJ's got the grape Z Sean's got the orange curry
And then we've got a blue Raz that is, uh, we don't show, it's really good too, but I'm just not a blue Raz guy. Yeah. Uh, and then we have a bunch of other flavors on the, on the, on the books, on the, you know, coming up list, uh, which will come out a little bit later this year. So very, very excited. We're all very excited. And, um, I'm happy for you, man. Dude, I'm proud of you, man. It's been cool, dude. You know, we, we, we did this partnership with, uh, with Brandon Whitworth from AB, uh, Dana White, uh,
And us here to form a new joint venture with drinks. It's been super fun. We've all had a great time doing it. It's great people involved. All companies that support actual people, not trying to do everything with AI. You know what I'm saying? It's all culturally in line. And it feels good, man. I'm really excited about it. And I think you guys are going to really enjoy it. I know they are. Yeah. I know they are too. Dude, this flavor here is...
I mean, you tried them all, right? What's your ranking? Personally, I would go Screamin' Freedom, Grape, Orange, Blue Razz. Did you try them all? What do you think? I like the Orange the best. Yeah. Absolutely. Orange is... It's hard for me to pick. I don't like Blue Razz anything. Mm-hmm.
But it's good. It's good. But that's definitely at my bottom just because I never drink that. Yeah. But the Screamin' Freedom, I think, is my favorite. And then I think Grape and Orange are tied. And then Blue Raz. Yeah. And I guess if I had to pick over Grape and Orange, I'd probably pick...
orange just because that's more yeah you know because i'm racist you know yeah no i that's just more that's just more what i drink you know what i'm saying like i just drink i like orange stuff like i like orange gatorade i like orange soda i like orange orange precedent uh i like orange curry
- Yeah. - Just get an orange president. - I like an orange president too. Yeah, that's true. - Well, the audience should let us know if they agree with your rankings or not. - Yeah, well, they haven't tried it yet. - I mean, when they try it. - Look, it's hard for me to pick between orange and grape. Like real talk, they're both phenomenal. - Yeah, I don't see flavors, so I get it. - Yeah, well, yeah.
Well, we did have you try another flavor, didn't we? Oh, you did. Can't talk about that one, though. Hey, that's secret sauce. We got that corn water coming, you know what I'm saying? All right, guys, so that's the ad for the show. Yeah. Brought to you by Form Energy. No ads. Yeah. That was. Yeah. That's sick, man. Yeah. Bling bling. Bling bling, motherfucker.
All right, dude. All right, well, on with the show. So we got a, you know, we like to win here. Yeah. Right? Winning's great. I like having the medals. That's nice. You know what I'm saying? And winning's good. Winning's great. It's needed. And, you know, over the weekend, it's been a long weekend for a lot of people, but I kept getting tagged in this thing, and I'm like, start looking into it. Bro, can I stop right now?
Like, how do these motherfuckers walk around wearing this shit all the time? They don't. They don't. Or they put it on right before they go out. Yeah, I'm going to tell you right now, because this is not comfortable. It's got some weight to it. No, it does. This is real. This isn't like no fake-ass shit, bro. This thing costs like 400 grand. Yeah. Not really. It's like not even close. It's not real. But that's what these guys do on the internet, bro. It is really heavy, though. Yeah, dude, it's super heavy. I don't see how them guys do it. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I think I need to take this thing off. Yeah.
I'm gonna need his help. I need help. Shit. Shit. Credit score is back. Oh, man. All right. Yeah, so we like winning. And over the weekend, man, we kept getting tagged in this stuff. And winning. I'm happy to report we are back in first place. Dude. In what?
I mean, I always knew that. Well, I mean, there is a catch to this, but let's dive into it. So there's this company out there called Ad Fonsus Media. Okay. And they claim that they help people navigate the news. Okay. And they basically weigh biases within media. Okay. Podcasts, TV shows. And Andy, we're number one. We are.
The most extreme right. Unreliable podcast out there. No way. Oh, yeah, bro. There you go. There you go. No. This is real. This is not. We are, according to this chart, we are the furthest right and the most misinformation. Yeah. Yeah. Contains inaccurate or fabricated information. Yeah.
Number one, man. How can that be fucking accurate? Well, I don't know. We're the only people on here that's why, because we hit on everybody. Well, I mean, that's the thing. I mean, like, you know, sort of looking into- How are we more right when there's entire shows dedicated to supporting the candidates on the right and agree with them no matter what? No matter what, yeah. How? It's a good question.
That's a good point. You know what I'm saying? That's a good point. Well, I thought about it. I'm like, well, I mean, okay, so if we're this, right? By the way, have you ever heard any of those people that run those shows give any credit to anybody on the left ever? No. I believe that we do that quite often when they do good things. Yeah. It's rare, but it happens. Yeah, it is rare, but there is some people that do shit. Look, I feel like we call balls and strikes, bro. For sure. You know what I mean? Yeah, we do. Yeah.
Yeah, that's how I feel. Yeah. It just got me to thinking like, okay, well, what do they consider to be reliable news and unbiased news? And you want to take some guess? You want to take some guesses on this? I would bet that, first of all, the companies that they think are unbiased are totally in line with who these people are. But I bet if we looked into it, it's going to be the companies who...
benefited from things like USAID, where they stole our tax dollars and pumped it into these media companies for the purpose of propaganda. That's what I would bet. And I bet this company, I speculate that this company is probably involved in some of that. Yeah, I mean, 100%. So who do they think is number one? Yeah, I mean, well, they got NPR. Oh, so exactly what I just said. NPR, they have a negative bias.
How do you have a negative bias? Like negative bias. What does that mean? Yeah, they're negatively biased. Look it up. What's a negative bias? I don't even know what the fuck that means. I mean, I'm a simple-brained dude, Bray. I'm not very smart. It's negative 0.28. They are right smack down the middle, and they provide reliable fact-reporting news. Oh, okay. So...
So who else do they think? You got ABC. Oh. They have a negative .3 bias.
Wait. So who else? Anybody else? 60 Minutes, who just got sued by Trump for fabricating shit. $20 billion lawsuit for lying. Yep. Anybody else? They just skew left. They skew left. Well, I mean, here's where it gets interesting, bro, because I bet if you go around the list, bro, I bet it's all the fucking big names. I bet it's MSNBC. I bet it's CNN affiliate podcast. I bet it's all that shit. Yeah, they just skew left, but they're good. Okay. Okay.
So let me get this right. So if we are the furthest right and the most misinformation on a podcast ranking that ranks NPR, ABC, 60 Minutes, CNN, MS as the reliable sources, that actually does make us number one. Yeah, we are number one.
That you flip that around. Man, that's a, we won. Feels good. Hey, bro. We made it. Nigga, we made it. We. Now, I'll say this. We, we made it. We made it. Bro. Well, but here's the thing, man. That's true, though. It is. No, it is true. Now, that means we're giving out more facts. We've been right about more things. And we're more center than any of these people.
Yeah, I'll take it. Well, I mean, listen, I've always looked at it like this. I'm like, you know, like, what about the OG? You know, I'm saying like we're labeled conspiracy theorists and all that crazy stuff. And I'm like, dude, no, for sure. Like Alex Jones got it. You know what I'm saying? Like, and they have a score here. He has a reliability. Look at his bias rating. Thirty one versus negative bias ratings. Right now. He's second place, baby.
Oh shit, I don't know about that. Dude, no, this is their shit. They have an interactive chart. So dude, here's what happened, guaranteed. One of these little nerds in their office started listening. Fuck, fuck, fuck, left, left, left. They listen to Alex Jones. They're like, God, this guy is so annoying. And then they listen to us and they fucking hate us. I fucking hate Andy and DJ. Yeah. Man, could you imagine the meltdown that happened when they were evaluating our show?
Straight meltdown. Nuclear meltdown. Well, and so their process, how they say they do this is like they'll listen to the sources, right? They listen, you know, whether it's a news article or podcast, they listen to it.
And then they have a three panel, a three panel group of analysts, one right, one left, one center that like read through it or digest it. And then they all independently come up with the score and then it averages out. Well, let's first of all, you know,
Everything that even skews right is considered far right. Super far right. By those people. 100%. And anything that puts out any information that isn't approved by the media matrix is
the government funded propaganda machine is considered misinformation. So if they're ranking us that far outside of that, that means that we are telling the truth and we are unbiased. So that's a pretty good thing. And I wouldn't say we're unbiased, dude. I'm definitely biased more towards the conservative side, but that's because the Overton window has shifted so far to the left, right? Like when, when I, in 2020, when I was 20 years old, uh,
I was definitely down the middle, man. And anybody who thought like me and you think, those were centrists. And now we've been pushed to the far right, I guess, apparently. Yeah, most extreme right. Because the window has shifted so far to the left. And really the truth is most conservatives have shifted with it. The things they say they're trying to conserve are not...
Being conserved at all, you know, they're starting to little by little by little accept things that are outside What they wanted to conserve anyway, and that's what causes the window to shift. So I don't know I mean that
Mean real talk. I mean that does put us at at where we need to be yeah So who's the who's the panel? That's well that this so this lady on the panel. No that's the founder and so her name is Vanessa Otero, okay she's she's like a Copyright lawyer or some shit out in Colorado. They're starting this back in like 2016 and
Oh, yeah, that's her on the left. I'm not sure these two ladies are. But, I mean, you're looking into this. Like, dude, like, here's the thing. This company's not going to be non-existent in a few years. Well, why do you think that is? Because it, like, one, nobody believes it. Nobody trusts you guys. That's right. You guys lost all their fucking trust. Nobody's funding this. Dude, this is like a...
Gaslighting your agenda and thinking that people are stupid. Oh, they're operating in a net negative million dollars a year right now Well, and I'm on their own SEC filing so well look dude There's a reason for that and there's a reason that all these mainstream media outlets that were funded by USAID directly or indirectly there's a reason that the ratings for CNN and ABC and MSNBC have tanked over the last few years and
There's a reason nobody trusts these people, and it's because they're smart enough to know when they're being manipulated and lied to. And forming these fake charts and these fake...
you know rankings and all of this shit and trying to make it look official only contributes to the mistrust even more you're not like there's no no that's it dude and these these people all think they can still trick people um by putting out things like this and you know people are smarter than that man and and dude you're not going to be able to continue to operate
operating like that. It's not going to happen. Well, where they fucked up is, bro, like they just, they stopped being afraid of just directly lying to people, man. Like, you know what I'm saying? You can't just, you can't tell the American people one thing.
Right? And then when that American goes outside and sees the reality of what's actually happening, and then they're hearing you say everything's fine, and cities are burning down across the fucking country, or the economy's great and gas prices are fucking 10 times higher. They've seen it too many times. You can't fool them. We're not talking about right this second. Right. But like when the George Floyd stuff was happening, and then they tried to say it wasn't happening. Mm-hmm.
And then they said, you can't go outside. You can't do anything. Six feet apart. Wear a mask. But then they can flood millions of people in the streets. Nobody gets sick. Right. You could go into a restaurant and...
you got to wear your mask as you walk through the restaurant, but when you sit down, you could take it off. Like people are smarter than that, dude. And we could go on and on. They did this with, they did this with the black square. They did it with COVID. They did it with Ukraine. They've done it with this Israel thing, the Israel Hamas thing. And dude, people are seeing it. And you know, they've done it with the economy. They did it with Joe Biden's health. And dude,
You know, like, dude, it kind of actually doesn't kind of it exposes their elitist mentality that we are so much smarter than them. Yeah. You know, we went to school. We went to Ivy League. We came from Harvard or we came from Yale or we came from Cornell. And we're so much smarter than you that we can lie to your face and you'll believe it. And, dude, that's just not true.
Okay, going to a college at this point in time is more about indoctrination, cultural indoctrination that is about education. And let's not mention the worthlessness of it because of the length of it. Now, the world changes so fast now that by the time you start to learn a skill and go through three or four years or five years, unless you're going to be a doctor or unless you're going to be an engineer, um,
But the truth of the matter is, is like, dude, the technology is replacing these professions and going to continue to replace these professions. And these people are so arrogant, they don't think that's going to happen. Like there are videos online of AI doing things.
X-ray scans of people's lungs and processing it in seconds. Yeah. And the doctor who even says on the video, you saw the video. He's like, bro, I spent fucking. Yeah. He goes, he goes, dude, and this thing did it in 10 seconds and it saw things that I didn't see.
So like, dude, these people, their arrogance, how smart they are is about to eat them alive. Dude, even all these attorneys, man. Because, I mean, we're an over-litigious country. Well, that's not going to happen because they won't allow it to happen. That's going to be the final straw. Yes. That's going to be, when that starts to happen, that is when we will see some sort of regulation.
because attorneys make the law no for real that was real attorneys make the laws and They're not going to allow their profession to be eaten up by AI and technology. I I just don't see it happening They won't allow it. No, I ice and and so that's what makes me feel a little bit better about limiting it, but dude like you know
it's just arrogance dude you know and it's people that think they're smarter than everybody and they're not and they've never been around regular people they've never been to iowa or missouri or tennessee or you know outside of a big city or you know to any of these states that we would say like you know what we would call maybe the average american lives right like normal usa yes like like real america you know like
They don't go outside their big offices and their fancy, you know, rooms with important people. And like, you know, every state, you know, has these people, right? Like California has them. Colorado has them. Texas has them. The whole country is made up of people like we're describing and how those people view people like us who grew up in that world isn't.
You know, hey, it's like this. They see it as like this fat hillbilly with no teeth that can barely speak. And because they have that viewpoint, they are completely out of touch. And because of their arrogance and ego, it keeps them out of touch. And what's that? And it's going to end up eating them up. They're like, why is it? Why are we losing money? Why can't we make it? Well, dude, because people see what you're doing.
They see what you're doing. You want to turn that shit around start telling the fucking truth. Yeah, that's real man guys jump in Send us some congratulations. Yeah, okay. Congrats. Congratulations. Yeah good sir. Congrats find out about the negative bias I get it now after I think I contextually understood it now. Yeah, it means if you're over zero you're actually biased if you're under zero you're less biased and
No, it's not about less bias. It's more towards having an unfavorable attitude. So a person might have a negative bias towards a particular political party, leading them to disregard positive aspects of that. Oh, got it. Got it. Okay. So exactly what they are. Yeah. Yeah. But they're not negative 0.6. They're negative 80. Yeah. Right. Something like that. Yeah. I got it. Yeah. That's funny. We're the most biased. Dude, we're the only guys. And I mean this with respect.
But we're the only guys, real talk, who called every single move out months and months ahead of everybody else seeing it. And we haven't gotten credit because we're so far ahead when we say it. Right? And what value is it to people to be – and everybody else, they talk about it as it's going on. Yeah. Okay? Yeah.
Think about how easy it is to talk about something as it's going on versus actually anticipating what's going to happen and telling people this is what's about to happen. That's a different kind of thing. That's what we do here. That takes courage. It takes balls. It also takes vision that people don't have. All right. And here's the thing.
What's more valuable to the individual? Well, obviously the guys who say, hey, this is going to happen. Let's prepare for this is much more valuable than the person says, hey, this happened. And here's what's going on today. Right. So like, dude, we the problem with us being so far ahead like we have been. And by the way, if you think we're full of shit, feel free to go back and listen to all the shows. Yeah.
because we were way ahead and we got crushed every time conspiracy theorists you know uh whatever dude all the time and we haven't been wrong we've been right just like alex jones has been mostly right he's and he's way ahead he's like 10 years right yeah and and dude the people don't like the way alex delivers his content because he's he gets passionate about it just like i do just like you do
But even if we had said it in a calm way, they're still not going to listen because it's so far out of their vision that they can't see it coming down the pipe. All right. So what ends up happening is we get dismissed.
And these regular dudes get to be like they get the credit when they're talking about it while it's happening and we as people Need to start trying to anticipate what's going to happen so that we could prepare instead of you know, just Reacting as it happens, you know part of the thing of social media is
Is that I feel like it creates a situation where people believe that just posting about things is actually making a difference. No. And I think it's an intentional outlet for that. I think the internet is being used as an intentional blow-off spout for...
the bad things that are happening in the world where if we didn't have social media and people didn't have to post about it, we would see real action. And so my intent here is to call things out as they come and let you guys handle the preparation and the action inside your communities. That's the whole intent, right? But whatever, man. I mean, like I know we're, I know we've been right. And I think it's funny that like,
I just think it's funny that some of these shows get all the love and we don't get as much even though we've been right for a year ahead of them or six months ahead of them. You know what I'm saying? I get it. I mean, it's not like we don't get love. We were number 25 show in the world yesterday. Number one in business. But, you know, it's whatever, man. I don't know. It requires action, I guess is what I'm saying. We have to take action in our communities and it's not...
No one's coming to do that, dude. That's you guys that listen to the show. And I know that sucks because I know your plate's full and you're trying real hard and you want to be doing your life the best you can, but...
No one's going to do it if you don't do it. That's the truth. Yeah, man, that's real. Guys, let us know down in the comments what you guys think about that. With that being said, let's get into our cruise. We've got a lot of stuff to cover. Remember, as always, if you want to see any of these pictures, articles, links, videos, go to andyfuselda.com. You guys can find them all linked there for you. Or come check us out on YouTube and follow along with us as we cruise the internet. With that being said, headline...
Number one, let's get into it. It is coming off Memorial Day weekend. Very, very, very memorable day. Memorable day should be a memorable day for us. But a lot of stuff happened over the weekend. We got to cover real quick. Did you see the French president get fucking bitch slapped by his husband? Yeah, I did. So, I mean, I'm sure you guys have seen it by now, but we got to catch up on this.
Yeah, bizarre moment. French President Macron is shoved in the face by his husband while squabbling. By his husband. What's squabbling? Is that like a white people thing? I don't know. I thought it was, but apparently it's just like a little scuffle. Oh. Yeah, we don't have, I don't think we caught it. I don't know. Kendrick Lamar just made a song about it. Squabbling? Squabble up. Squabble up. Squabble. He did, didn't he? I'm off. I know. Yeah. Damn. You're white.
Drink some more of this real quick. Yeah, man. So they were, they landed. You're losing your superpowers, bro. That's what it is, man. Yeah. That's what it is. Hey, listen, you know, it is what it is. You got to drink up, man. Yeah. But they were going to Vietnam, okay, for a state visit. The plane lands on the tarmac. And, you know, just like any other, you know,
world leader the door opens on the fucking jet and he's supposed to come down well this is what they caught let's check this clip nope it's the smile bro it's so funny oh hey bro but this is how you know he was pissed alright like and I say his I mean the Bridget woman
Lady potentially tries to like hold her hand going down the rail. She says no she says no And then this was them right on the tarmac, bro. I'm sorry. Yeah, he's got it He's got his fist clenched. Yeah, he's mad. He's pissed bro. He must be a pretty small dude cuz she's tiny She's really they're like they're not far off the same size. Yeah, but dude, that's a there's no doubt by mine That's a man Candace Owens Explodes this you know like
You can tell that's a wig. It always looks exactly the same. It never grows. It never gets longer. It never gets shorter. It always moves the same. I mean, I don't know. Actually, I do know. I mean, Candace is right. And is she like 70? Yeah, she's old. And he's like what? 45 or something? Yeah, something like that. She's 72. He's 47. And that's the thing. They met. I mean, look at the cut. Come on, man. Dude.
The couple met in 1993 when she was a 39-year-old high school teacher and the future French head of state was her 15-year-old student and a classmate of her daughter. Okay. First of all, that's nasty. Okay. Even if she is a chick, that's nasty.
It's pedophile shit. It's pedophilia. Yeah. It's pedophilia. Like I follow that Candace Owens report on this. Yeah. Did you know that the French government offered her like a one time, like three, it was like three or $5 million payment, like a one time payment plus like 15 grand a month for the rest of her life if she doesn't talk about that situation. Oh yeah, bro.
Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, look, man, I don't think Kansas is for sale. No. Yeah. No. No. You can think whatever you want, bro, but she says what she thinks is the truth, and I think she's pretty good at it. I do agree with that. Yeah. But that right there should tell you something. You know what I'm saying? Well, dude, it seems like she's some sort of handler or something for somebody they picked. Groomed this dude when he was young. Yes. You know what I'm saying? He's going to do exactly what we tell him. For sure. And, dude, you know what?
Listen, there might be one or two, but there's no 47-year-old man who is in that position who's with a 72-year-old. No. It's not fucking happening, dude. It's not even believable a little bit. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, no. So whatever, man. I mean...
i bet he's pretty pissed bro because well that's embarrassing that's super embarrassing and also he's probably like listen you know what i could be doing but i'm i'm trying i'm here being loyal to you yeah to a dude 72 year old man with saggy balls you know what i'm saying like a little bit i don't care that he's into that whatever if that's what he's into but like let's be real she's
Old. Not attractive. You're telling me that's the only option you got? There's no way. There's no way. He's a good looking dude, bro. It's not possible. No. Fuck no. Yeah. And the part that I hate too, they try to just play it off. His quote that he gave out yesterday, he says, quote, we are squabbling and rather joking with my wife, McCray said. People are saying all sorts of nonsense. Everyone needs to calm down.
And somebody on his team said, quote, it was a moment when the president and his wife were decompressing one last time before the start of a trip by joking around. Decompressing with some domestic violence. Are you sure they're not American? Right, right. That's what I'm saying. We got it late. I get it, you know. Oh, man. It was a moment of togetherness. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
No, it does not. No, yeah, it does. Quote. It's a moment of togetherness. No more was needed to feed the mills of the conspiracy theorists. This is what we were just talking about. Like, we saw it. We saw it. She punched him in the face.
Yeah. They weren't joking. Hands was together with his face. Yeah. Yeah. Like blink twice if you need help, McCrone. Yeah. Just blink twice, bro. Blink twice. We'll come save you from him. Ugh. It's so gross. It is nasty. It's so gross. You think that's just a show or you think he like really like has sex with her? I don't know.
Dude, French people are nasty. No, they're not. What do you mean? Have you been to France? Bro, like- I've been to France a bunch of times. That's the place of love, bro. Like, they do some interesting shit. Oh, you mean nasty. Yeah, right. No. Right. The sex museum's in Amsterdam.
Them motherfuckers are nasty. Bro, French get down. How do you know? Bro, all the... Ménage à trois, you know where that came from? Yeah, that's French. French, yeah. I'm sure they didn't invent the concept. It probably just sounds the best. Pretty shit. You know what I'm saying? You think she still has her hedges? Her what? Her hedges. What's that? Bush. Oh, no. I think she has balls. Oh.
I think she's got her blueberries. She's got some blueberries. Some macarons. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. Man, these people at the top, bro, they're no different than these kings and queens that we've read about in the past. They just make us feel different about it because they figured out eventually people kill those people. Yeah. You know? Fuck, man. Yeah. I'd be pissed. I wish Alex would. Well, he went right back at her. Yeah. Bro, bro.
I'll drink one of those citrus blasts so quick it'd be on and popping. All right. Did they shut the door back after that happened? No, no, no. It's just replaying.
Oh, hey, come here, motherfucker. That's right. That's right. Yeah, man. It's crazy, man. But yeah, so I had to get that out of the way. You had to talk about it. Yeah. But we are coming off Memorial Day. Very, very important for an important day for the United States. Trump, he spoke at Arlington National Cemetery. He's been on this really pro-military kick, I guess you can call it. This is an MSNBC article. I know you see it. Go ahead. Yeah.
The president to speak at Arlington National Cemetery to mark Memorial Day. Who made this headline? This is MSNBC. The Trump to speak. Listen to this shit, guys. Trump to speak at Arlington National Cemetery to mark Memorial Day. Nothing wrong with that. Accurate headline. What's the subline? The president will also participate in a typically somber wreath laying ceremony after posting several messages on social media throughout the morning.
So what you're saying is he didn't do the performative somber act that you guys all do. He actually just was normal, then went to the event and did what he's supposed to do. Yep. Like every... So he had to draw attention to his social media posts. Bro, every single thing these people... This is another reason why nobody believes him because everybody can recognize when some... Look.
Every single person out here, all of you listening, all of us, we can recognize when someone we don't like does something good. All of us. We can all do it. We can be like, hey, I don't really like that neighbor, but I really like that he did this. You know what I mean? We all have the ability to do that. It's being objective. Yeah. And dude, when you can't, when the media can, the media has not said a single thing positive about President Trump
Since 2015 when he said he was going to run. That's it. Okay. That's right. Not a single headline. Not a single thing. You could be Charles Manson and in that amount of time, you're going to do something decent. You know what I'm saying? Like you could be the worst person that ever lived and in over 10 years, you're
You're going to find something that you say, well, he is a psycho, but he did that. And that's their job. Their job is to report. And you wonder why companies like that initial one that we talked about are going out of business and ad revenue is...
Drying up and viewers drying up for all these people is because dude they we can see that yeah Yeah, and they're not the only one brother I mean like Trump's been putting a lot of attention on our military Because we know how you know the state of our military as a whole has been you know for the last four years You know, but it's like again like you can't fucking win. He goes to West Point for their graduation This is a political headline Trump maga fives West Point
Appearing in a red mega cap, the president delivered what sounded at times like a rally speech to the West Point graduates. Is that not what he's supposed to do? I mean, is that not the role of the leader of the United States? The commander in chief. Is he not supposed to rally the troops? What would you like him to do? Show up and say, hey, boys.
We're going to cut our dicks off. Or fucking fall on the stage. Yeah. Dude. That was fine. Dude, get out of here, man. That was fine. Like, these people are so ridiculous. They won't even let you have Memorial Day. Bro. You know, like...
Memorial Day is supposed to be every day. Like, we're supposed to have honor every day. We're supposed to remember what these people did every single day. Not just one or two or three days a year. You know, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, Veterans Day. Look,
These people died so that you can have an opportunity in life. There was a time where Americans understood that. There was a time where we lived that. These people paid for your freedom in blood. Okay? Legitimately. Literally.
And we have so many people that are willing to waste their life away thinking that it's about them, forgetting that people have sacrificed everything. My dad's dad died in France after storming the beach on D-Day. He died six months later as a 20-year-old man, never meeting his own son. My grandma was pregnant with him when he left.
Okay, he never got to see my dad grow up. He never got to see my brother do what he's done You know become a tremendous athlete a tremendous play professional baseball Become an amazing CEO an amazing father. He never saw any of that He never saw anything that I've done and we we here my family we take that serious, right? It's directly in our family, but
I have people all the time tag me in these little comments and say, "Who's this asshole saying how we should live? It's none of his fucking business." No, it is my business because my family has paid and a lot of other families have paid. And not only that, we have to live with the consequences of the poor leadership and the selfishness of people who forget that there's an obligation to being free in America.
It is our obligation to do the best that we can. It is our obligation to try. I'm not saying you have to be perfect. I'm saying you have to try. You have to think about who's coming behind you. You have to understand that what you do, they will also do. Okay? And we have to restore the respect through our actions and through how we live for Memorial Day and for Fourth of July and for...
Veterans Day and really it should be every day. That's that's how we should be living and Trump goes to West Point To rally the troops and the media destroys them for it. Like dude, we're not living in a real America. These people are anti-american They fucking hate us Okay, and we need to understand that and the only way for us to counter that is to live to the standard that I'm talking about That's the only way
Because if it was up to them, we'd all be confined to our households, fed shitty food so that when we become fat, unhealthy, pumping our brains full of garbage, which they've been doing for 70 years, so that we will buy their pharmaceuticals and buy their cures and consume their information and become mega consumers of the mega companies around.
So they win and we lose and we're easy to control. And dude, the only way for us to get the power back as it is at an individual level. And it's the only way for us to win. It just is. And like, dude, this is disgusting shit. It's disgusting. Like we're going to disrespect Memorial Day.
By talking about some irrelevant bullshit to try and tarnish what... Because you don't like Trump. Right. You know what I'm saying? You're going to fucking criticize him for leading...
The troops? Right. The people who have the actual courage and balls to go fucking fight for you while you type that fucking article. Yeah, dude. These people. It was like that debate you did the other night with that lady. Like, bro, she's saying, well, what is Pete Hegseth's qualifications? Well, I don't know. He's been on the fucking battlefield. He knows what actually it's like to be a soldier. I believe he's...
Very well educated, is he not? Very well educated. Where did he go to school? I want to say he went to, let me double check. Princeton and Harvard. Oh, so everybody's like, oh, who's this guy and what's he qualified for? Well, I mean, he's pretty fucking qualified. Yeah, pretty qualified. And because he sat on a news show, they think he's just some political commentator. Yeah, right, right, right. Like, dude, and these people, they want to be right so bad that they're willing to flush out
I mean, look, I don't think a lot of the people understand what's going on, but
The media knows what's going on, but the regular people out here, they want to be right so bad that they're willing to flush their own lives down the toilet to win. Like, dude, it's really weird. Yeah, it is super crazy, man. Other things on this, man, it's like, you know, like I said, they've been on this push to kind of revitalize our service men and women, right? And again, for good reasons. For the last four years, you know, we've been –
Wearing dog masks and wearing dresses. We've been demoralized on a global scale. You know what I'm saying? And so one of the other things that came out from this weekend is a brand new ad touting our military strength and power. Let's check this out. No more distractions. No more electric tanks. No more gender confusion. No more climate change worship. We are laser focused on our mission of war fighting.
We will measure our success not only by the battles we win, but also by the wars we end and perhaps most importantly, the wars we never get into. It's called peace through strength. You look into the eyes of these young Americans who are giving up the best years of their life in a uniform to serve their nation. They are incredible.
Through our power and might, we will lead the world to peace. Our friends will respect us. Our enemies will fear us. And the whole world will admire the unrivaled greatness of the United States military. We will replenish the pride of our armed forces, end the recruitment crisis. We don't fight because we hate what's in front of us. We fight because we love what's behind us.
God bless you. God bless our armed forces. God bless our men and women serving overseas. And God bless the United States of America. Now that is copyrighted, so we'll link the video for you guys. Well, anyway, it's awesome. It's fucking badass. Yeah. It's badass. And it's good to see. It's really good. That's what we're supposed to have. That's what we're supposed to do. That's how we're supposed to promote our military. We're supposed to attract...
The young, strong men that want to go and
Do cool shit. And the best part he said in that whole video was the wars that we don't have to fight. Right. Because we have a strong military and it's a strong deterrent. That's how it's supposed to be. Yeah, we ain't going to do no shit because, you know, USA, they'll get our ass. That's how life works, man. That's how life works. That's how it is. They don't give a fuck about our pup mask, bro. Yeah. Like that doesn't scare nobody. Yeah. Now, in good news, something to report.
New polls came out today, and right now we are finally at 50% for the first time in poll history of a majority saying the country's on the right track. So this just came out. This is hot off the press. This is a Rasmussen report poll that 50% of the country is now saying that we are in the right direction. Even 31% of Democrats are saying it. And, you know, so that's good to see.
It's good to see. I would say we are in the right direction. But something else came out. This last little piece I want to touch on this, man, because I thought this was interesting. Did you see, again, we got rats jumping ship left and right. Jake Tapper, he's kind of the biggest mole of the group, went for years denying there was any problems in the Biden White House and he was completely fine. But now he's writing a book trying to save his own ass, basically. This new article just came out.
A former Biden aide admits staff felt justified doing undemocratic things to stop existential threat.
Donald Trump. Oh, so treasonous activities. That's what it sounds like to me. That's exactly what it sounds like. That's what it sounds like to me. Correct. Yeah. Axios reporter Alex Thompson revealed on Fox News Sunday with Shannon Bream that White House insiders revealed to him that they often viewed themselves as the decision makers in the Biden administration and were shielded from the president's oversight. Let's check this clip out.
Well, and it did seem like there's so many people who you would have thought would have access to him who didn't because of this inner circle that really much managed his schedule and his time and his access in a way that didn't give a lot of people, you know, one on one time with him. In the book, you quote a longtime Biden aide basically admitting he shouldn't be running again. They said to you on page 85, he just had to win and then he could disappear for four years. He'd only have to show proof of life every once in a while. His aides could pick up the slack. Who
would have been running the White House in a second Biden term? This person went on to say that when you're voting for a president, you're voting for the aides around him. But these aides were not even Senate confirmed aides. These are a White House aides. These were unelected people. And one of the things that really, I think, comes out in our reporting here is that if you believe, and I think a lot of these people do sincerely believe, that Donald Trump was and is an essential threat to democracy, you can rationalize anything, including sometimes doing undemocratic things.
things, which I think is what this person is talking about. Sounds like treason to me. It is treason, just like we said for years. Did we not say this was exactly what was happening?
Or did you hear that part that like they just have to get him elected and then he can disappear for the next four years? Yeah, dude, those people should all be in jail. Honestly, they should be executed. That is completely, completely, completely out of line with the Constitution. It harmed so many people because these people don't understand what they're doing. They're working for an agenda that they believe is correct when in reality the Constitution
The political ideology that they believe in is the one that's most responsible for the most deaths ever of anything. Communism has killed more people than fucking anything. Okay. More than any war, more than any disease, anything, anything, anything. And these people are these stupid, useful, idiot, dumb asses.
Dude, those people, at a minimum, they belong in jail forever. And that's not what they should be. They should be dealt with harshly so that this never happens again. Jail is not harsh enough. No, not at all, man. Guys, jumping on this conversation. Let us know down in the comments what you guys think, man. With that being said, let's go cruise some of these comments. Let's go check some of this stuff out, what we got down in the comments. Let's go to JT Thomas.
All right. I think your subliminal marketing has been working, Andy. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Saw the can on the desk, took off my shirt, and immediately saluted. Yes, sir. Yeah, man. Yes, we do. I bet he got an eagle tattoo right after that. You know what I'm saying?
That's what I'm talking about. He wants some freedom screaming in. Yeah. Yeah. I had some dude on a Monday show. I read the comment. He's like, I wonder what the marketing team thinks about you putting the can on your desk and blah, blah, blah. I'm like, well, you're talking about it, aren't you? Right. Maybe that's the point. Maybe you're the reason I even put it out there.
You think I do that on accident? Dumbass. Yeah, right, right. Marketing team. Who do you think runs the marketing team? I've never run a popsicle stand, but I'm going to tell you how to do your shit. Yeah, man. USA, baby. It's nice. USA feels free. Yeah. Let's go to June. Freedom's going to save the world. I mean, listen. It's going to make patriots come out and...
Scream America, fuck yeah. Get eagle tattoo. Play some Kid Rock. You know what I'm saying? People don't understand how calculated you are. They underestimate it really hard. Well, I mean, that's because I'm a big mouth dumbass, according to them, who takes a bunch of steroids. You know? Like, I got lucky. That's what it is. 9,687 days in a row. I was just going to say that. Yeah, it was a good caption, wasn't it? Yesterday in your story, you put that.
And out of curiosity, I just looked it up. It was exactly the days. It was January 7th, 1999. That's right. It was almost to the day. I might have miscalculated just a little bit. I think I didn't take into effect the leap years. Oh, yeah. That'll get you. Yeah. Do we still do those? As far as I know, yeah. When's the last time we had a leap year? It's every four years. Yeah, but when's the last one? When's the last time we had it? Well, hold on. If it was every four years and that was 25...
So that'd be, oh yeah, seven days. That's what happened. Yeah, exactly. You're right. Otherwise it would have been the exact days. First. Yeah. Yeah. We had one last year. Oh, we had a leap year last year. Okay. What's that relevant to the conversation? Well, no, you brought up over here talking about something else, bro. I get that. I get that. No, no. Same, same. No, no, not same. Totally different.
No, you brought up leap years. I'm like, fuck, who even thinks about leap years? When's the last time we even had one? It was last year. I just wanted to bring that up because that gives an example of how calculated you are. The numbers on your story are not even random. So people, if they think- Dude, and here's the funny part. I know what I'm doing. And then they're like, it's like, dude, you're an idiot. You didn't think past this. You're looking for a reason to attack me
When I'm right and I'm like, you're exactly why I did that. You know? Yeah. Screaming freedom. I bet the marketing team. No, how about we talked about the marketing team and that was the play. How about that? Fucking smart, tough guy. Oh, dude. It's like, it's also like all these dudes, you know, that try to talk shit on everything I say. Like,
It's like bro listen man. They've gotten comfortable. You know that's why we're bringing back to Clydesdale cartel, bro I'm done with this shit. I am too Yeah, all you guys out here to follow me and comment on my post listen to the show just to let you know how the last five years I've you know said hey, let's take the high road. No, we're fucking done with that. We're going to the gutter No, there is you don't get respect for it. It's not you get fucking you get fucking I
Chirpy little fucks who get real comfortable with your silence and think they can disrespect you or lie about you or tell to disparage your name and the truth of the matter is dude my people you guys listening are so fucking savage that they will get your page deleted. Yeah, bro. So from now on We're back
We're gonna fuck people up when they act like assholes. No, now if they're joking and they're in good fun. I don't know. That's fine I could take a joke. Yeah, but when these people come in with an asshole tone, let's fucking destroy them Like that's it dude, and don't be sending it to me either. Don't be saying. Oh, you see this guy No, if you're if we're true friends you take care of that shit on your own You don't send it to someone you know I'm saying like a lot of people try to posture as a friend By showing you all this for you by showing you all the negative things. No you handle it. That's the point. I
You know what I'm saying? Dude, fuck these people, bro. Yeah. I'm with it. And then we get all these people ripping off 75 hard and saying, bro, no. Fuck you. You know? So I'm done with it, dude. To the ninth degree. Yeah. I'm with you. Let's go. It's like Trump said in the video, dude. Peace through strength. You know, when people know they're going to get their fucking asses beat, they stop doing dumb shit. Yep. It's very simple. Think about it. You know, the reason the country looks the way it does is because there's been no repercussions. Right.
Like, the reason these people that are communists feel comfortable doing things that destroy our lives is because tyrants haven't had their heads cut off in a very long time. Like, this is the way things work, and it's no different on the internet. That's how it is, man. Let's check out another comment we got at Joe Whiskerson, 1755. When DJ cut to that fat guy in the Dodgers jersey, I spit out my water. That's funny shit. Or that shit's funny.
Please keep that second. That was funny. That was pretty funny.
Yeah, man, dude, you did, you did get some people hot on the grimace shit though. Oh yeah. Well, you know what? You know why? Cause it's fucking true. Okay. And you know what? The only way that people could argue with it is by saying a few different things. Oh, says the guy on steroids. What the fuck are you talking about? I'm 45 years old. Of course I take testosterone. If you're, if you're not an idiot, you would be too because it's actually healthy for you. And there's tons of scientific data to prove that. Uh,
the main of which is the natural regression of testosterone levels in men over the last 25 years. In 2020, the average testosterone of a 20-year-old man is that of a 60-year-old man in 2000. Right.
Okay, so we've had all of these chemicals introduced into our lifestyle many different ways. You could argue about which ones do what, but the truth of the matter is the end result is the end result. And the testosterone level in men now is much lower than testosterone level was 20 years ago, and that's intentional. And so if you are over the age of 30, really, at this time, you should be talking to an expert, a doctor, about your levels, getting them checked, and make sure that you're not in...
average range, but that you're in the proper range for functioning as a regular male. Dude, you know the craziest thing about testosterone, though, is like, you know, a regular, a man will go into his doctor to, you know, get on TRT or something like that. They won't give it to him. Bro. But, you know, if you're like a, you know, 12-year-old girl. They'll give it to that person. Yeah, yeah. Not only that, dude. That's fine. The whole thing, like the whole idea of testosterone is,
Being pumped out as this
Thing that'll fucking kill you that's propaganda, bro That's been so that these people right now will be will be adverse to taking it So they're their testosterone stays low. They stay emotional. They stay controllable. That's the truth high testosterone men are revolutionaries They don't stand for bullshit. It's a cultural fucking propaganda play. All right, then, you know the other thing they say well You don't have any kids no shit. I couldn't have kids. All right, so
That's not my fucking fault. Some people can't have them. But I tell you what, I've raised a lot of other people's kids and I do live a standard. And, you know, they say, well, you don't have to work, motherfucker. I work 16 motherfucking hours a day and I have since I was fucking 19 years old. That's not six days a week. That's seven days a week. OK, I've been on one vacation since my honeymoon. One.
Alright, so if I can do it you sure can do it too and we have to realize that you know And then they would say well, you know, you know beat there's a lot more to being a man than being jacked. No shit I'm not even saying you have to be fucking mr. Olympia I'm saying you gotta have some standards bro and anybody who fucking watched that video if they're being honest knows exactly what I said They know exactly what I said. I was saying very simply I
Don't give up. Don't let your young people behind you, your sons, your daughters, see you give up.
Don't become a fat blob of shit. Okay. And that doesn't mean there's not other areas of being a well-rounded man, but the physical area is very important because it dictates a lot of different things. It dictates your self-esteem. It dictates your confidence. It dictates your abilities as a man. It dictates your actual health. It dictates your mental health. It does all of these things. And all of those things contribute to you being a better leader.
So let's not sit here and try to be intellectual and say, well, you know, being a well-rounded in literature. Listen, motherfucker. I understand that. I understand there's plenty of pillars to being a great man. But so many men think that they can ignore the physical, just not not Mr. Olympia, just being reasonable and holding a standard. And they think that like.
Like, so dude, like when people pick that apart, the reason they're upset is because it applies to them. Yeah. Somewhere inside it's touched them. Yeah, dude. There was one dude that was like, oh, you look at him shitting on the blue collar Americans. The average. What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't say anything about how many blue collar dudes I know that are fucking yoked.
They take care of themselves that work fucking 10 hours a day in hard circumstances and then go to the gym and eat right and train and take pride in being a great example for their kids. Bro, almost every motherfucking blue collar dude I know is like that. So let's be real. And on top of that, there's been no bigger advocate for blue collar America that has a platform this big besides maybe Mike Rowe.
I come to battle for the people every single fucking day, employing real people, making sure they have careers, making sure they have jobs, teaching the skills that I know how to make them better so that they can be better at what they do and continue to grow careers. So I ain't hearing it, bro.
My point was to offend you because if I hadn't have said it like that, you wouldn't even be fucking talking about it. People are like, oh, well, that's unkind. No, unkind is presenting truth in a way that gets brushed off. Unkind is being too big of a coward to raise the mirror and say, look at you, man. Look at you.
Okay, that's unkind. You have to be willing to show people what the truth is so they'll change. Sometimes that involves saying things that are not very fun to hear. Okay, the reason that I lost 100 fucking pounds and got my ass in shape is because everybody on the internet every single time I post was like, fuck you, you fat fuck for years. And finally, I was like, dude, fuck, they're right. And I got my shit together. You know what happened? Millions of people got their shit together because of it.
We created a transformation program in first form. Hundreds of thousands of people, if not millions of people, went through it. 75 hard has transformed more people than any fucking program in the history of Earth. Okay? So I don't want to hear it. If it made you upset, it's because it applies to you in some way, shape, or form. And the truth of the matter is, I care more about you and see more potential in you than you see in yourself. And you don't like it.
But dude, I'm tired of living in a world where, you know, and then the other thing, like I said earlier, what businesses of it is of you that how I live? No, it actually is my business. It's everybody's business because we got to live with the result of your poor leadership out here in the world. And everywhere we fucking go, we got to fucking see it.
And I'm tired of it. And so is everybody else. So it is what it is, bro. Listen, man, it is what it is. And it's not making fun. It's not shitting. I've been in the same position. It's very hard in the beginning. It's very scary. But you motherfuckers can do it. That's the truth. So don't fucking kill the messenger, bro. And those men who hear that message and they actually go change, they'll be saying thank you in a fucking year from now. Yeah, that's real, man.
Last comment. Let's get one more in. We got the Boner Donor 209. Boner Donor 209 specifically. All right. He says, bro, what the fuck happened to our day in the life, Andy? They motivated the fuck out of me. Those vids were sick as fuck. Bring them back, big dog. Well, Boner Donor, here's the thing.
I have real jobs. I am not a content creator. Podcaster. I'm not a podcaster and I'm not a YouTuber. These are side things for me. You don't see me making content all day long about how to do things. I'm actually in the real world doing things. But I do have some good news for you. However, we are bringing out the day in the life as a little bit different format. The first episode will drop very soon.
uh and you guys are gonna it's it's a pure entertainment show and you guys are gonna love it and uh you're you ask and you shall receive because we're already on it brother i already recorded yeah first episode is yep first episode is more just like setting the table like because a lot of people they don't a lot of people legitimately think that i just do a podcast like all these other dudes and they think you know they don't understand what i do and
so we're going to show people that and uh and then we're going to get on with the uh the fun fun so yeah we are donate some bonus oh yeah that's we that's what i don't know i don't know yeah yeah guys we appreciate you though for being real ass fans those that love us and hate us uh thank you yes let's keep the cruise cruiser shall we yeah head on too um
This is an interesting one going on in California, of course. Furious parents round on trans track star's mother after their daughters were destroyed at event. I'm actually happy to see this. It's about time we're getting some... We're seeing some consequences being handled. And I mean, it's starting off nice, but it's coming from where exactly it should be coming from. So let's dive into this a little bit. The mother...
of a transgender high school track athlete who continues to exert their dominance over biological females is labeled a coward while being confronted by rival parents and footage circulating online. A.B. Hernandez of Jaropa Valley, who is a biological male, came out on top in both the women's long jump and triple jump at the California Interscholastic Federation Southern Section Masters meet over the weekend.
In doing so, Hernandez has qualified for both events in next weekend's state championships, having missed out on a place in the high jump by one spot after finishing fourth. So this junior from Europa Valley High has been making waves in track and field world events in recent months, winning a triple jump competition by nearly three feet.
at the Roosevelt International California back in March. Let's check this clip out. Mama bear. By three feet, huh? That's a shit ton. Yeah, I know. That's a shit ton. Sounds like a close competition. Yeah, super close. Let's check out this mama bear protecting her actual daughter. Let's check this out.
I'm going to listen. I don't have to. I have a right to speak truth. Boys and boys, girls are girls. You do not belong competing against those girls, period. What a coward of a woman you are allowing that. And telling our women, telling our women, telling girls to go and compete against a boy? How embarrassing. You're a mother. You're a mother. Stand up like a mother. I am a mother. I'm protecting girls. You want a boy. How many people support the boy competing against the girl? No.
Yeah.
that's correct i love it yeah she's right and if uh more parents handle it like this from the beginning we wouldn't have the situation happening that's the truth uh men don't belong in women's sports men don't belong in women's locker rooms they don't belong in women's restrooms they don't belong in women's spaces those are women's spaces and uh they don't belong there there's no
Explanation that justifies grown men dressed up as women being in the bathroom with girls or little girls trying to go to the bathroom. You're inviting problems.
Problems happen from this every single day. And if we have more parents like this and more people like this, this wouldn't happen. And everybody's waiting for someone to come along and say, you know, to handle this. You're supposed to handle it when you see it. So that's the point. It is not anybody else's responsibility, nor can anybody else solve the problem other than you. So this is exactly how you handle it.
Period. We have grown men diminishing entire life work of women athletes, such as Riley Gaines, who is on the show, who, by the way, said on the show that this grown man is in the locker room naked with his penis out in front of other women who are trying to shower and change clothes.
And we're bending the rules of society for this tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny population. And then what's funny is these people will come in the comment sections when we're talking about things like this and they will say, why do you keep talking about it? It's such a little problem. It doesn't represent the norm. This is ridiculous. That's the point.
We're being forced to bend over for people that make up a very, very, very tiny part of the population. And that's not right. Because like I said on last week's show, none of us get that privilege. Nobody else gets the entire world to change the rules and bend over backwards for their privilege.
situation or whatever you want to call it. All right. I personally think it is a mental illness. I personally think by enabling these things, we are doing far more damage than we would be to say no to
That's not the truth. Okay. But we have people out here who disagree and then they point to the suicide rate. Well, if we don't allow this, the suicide rate of trans people is 40. Well, what is it of people who have gone through a transition? Right.
Do we have that data? Because I'll bet you, when it's all said and done, the suicide rate of people who have gone through the transition and then realized that it's been bad is much higher than the people who have gender dysmorphia. That's the truth. So this is how it should be handled. This is not even an argument. It shouldn't be. It shouldn't be. That's the part that pisses me off, dude, because this is just... It's not like we're discussing fucking...
you know, rocket science and like debating on what fucking rock. Like this is very simple stuff, like stuff that my fucking four year old and two year old even know. I know it's very, very simple stuff. Um, I guarantee you, Ryan knows the difference between boys. She absolutely does. She absolutely does. She absolutely does. And I, and dude, to me, it's, it's, it's so stupid that we're even having to talk about it, man. But I mean, we talk about the people who are actually affected. Think about this. Like, think about that.
Your girls know the difference between boys and girls. We have grown people at an event, at an event for what is basically adults, 17-year-old people arguing over it. And those people are in their 30s and 40s. That's insane, man. That's insane, dude.
It's insane. Now, now one of the things I love about this story outside of the mama bear protecting their coops, is that the dude, this is the boy biological male. You can tell by how he's standing. Cause he, girls can't stand like that. Guys can't stand like girls. It's pelvic bones is literally, I mean, it's fucking anatomy. Um,
That's the boy there first place. Now what I really like about this is the girl right here to the left So she plays second had the boy not been there. She obviously would have placed fucking first, right? So after they do their podium call she takes a rightful place as soon as the boy hops off Let's check this clip out. The crowd goes wild. Yeah, probably right. That's Reese Hogan of Kreen Lutheran High School again She would have won that event
She would have won that event. That's, dude, this is fucking bullshit. It's bullshit. Yeah. Now, here's the thing. So when Trump first got in, he made an executive order to kind of fix this. And I think for the most part, it has fixed it. But obviously, not all the way because it's still going on. And we have an update for you. Trump issues major threat to California after transgender long jumper qualifies for state championship. So President Trump threatened to yank federal funding
to the entire state of California after a transgender athlete won the long jump and triple jump in a school meeting qualified for the state championships. Trump blasted Governor Gavin Newsom, who he called new scum, and called the results not fair and totally demeaning to women and girls. Quote, please be advised that large-scale federal funding will be held back, maybe permanently, Trump threatened on his Truth Social. So this was the full statement
And he posted on Truth Social saying, quote, California under the leadership of radical left Democrat Gavin Newsom continues to illegally allow men to play in women's sports. This week, a transgender male athlete at a major event won everything and is now qualified to compete in the state finals next weekend. As a male, he was a less than average competitor.
As a female, this transition person is practically unbeatable. This is not fair and totally demeaning to women and girls. Please be hereby advised that large scale federal funding will be held back, maybe permanently, if the executive order on this subject matter is not adhered to. The governor himself said it is unfair. I will speak to him today to find out which way he wants to go."
In the meantime, I am ordering local authorities, if necessary, to not allow the transition person to compete in the state finals. This is a totally ridiculous situation. It is. It is. And it sucks because if he does yank federal funding...
That's going to hurt a lot of people in a lot of different ways. And so what needs to happen is the people need to get loud and put pressure on Newsom to do the right fucking thing and get away from all this. Dude, you know, the whole transgender ideology is a is a communist demoralization movement.
Destabilization ideology people don't understand that bro. It started in 1930s Germany specifically in Berlin and This was a precursor to a lot of the shit that happened in Germany because people got super fucking pissed off about it All right This is designed
Two, 100% is a communist ideology. All right. It is designed to get people to accept anything as truth. If you can convince someone that a man is a woman and a woman is a man, and that is the fundamental truth that your two-year-old little girl understands.
then what can you not get them to be okay with? That's the point. That's what this is about. And that's what it was about back then too. Okay? Nothing to do with freedom. And we could talk about what happened in World War II and we could talk about all that shit and all the details and what was true and what wasn't true and this and that.
It doesn't that's that's not what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about here is that communists do this and push this to create a situation where truth is not truth anymore so that they can do anything that they want to the culture. And bro, like, I wish people would just look into the Weimar Republic and understand what happened there and who was responsible for it. By the way, it wasn't Jews.
It was fucking communists, of which some of them were Jewish. Okay? But nobody wants to talk about that. You know? Yeah, man. It's crazy to me. I do like the point, too, that he put in there, though, about- It's either like, this happened this way, or the other argument is, all Jews are bad. And like, bro, both of it's not true. No. No. I do like the piece, though, that he added in there about local law enforcement.
handling that they should in the time being yeah because these people that go to these schools these these principals and these teachers they're all fucking far left people yeah and they all think they have more rights it's no different than what we said about the the biden administration thinking that they can do undemocratic undemocratic illegal things without
On behalf of what they believe is right, right, which they cannot that's treason and these people in the school system have that same mentality We don't have to listen to anybody because we know that we're doing what is best and for the common good and the right thing These people firmly believe they are right and they believe they have the moral high ground and authority to To not even listen to parents. You see what i'm saying, bro? Like dude, and that's that's uh
Those people should go to jail. Yeah, man. This shit's crazy, man. Guys, jump in. It gives you an understanding of how far they're willing to go. Like, if you have people in control of the schools, in control of government, who believe that they don't have to follow the rules because they have the moral high ground and the moral authority to do whatever they want, they believe that they know best and what's right and that we're...
We don't know any better. All you have is the same thing that we had 500 years ago, which is a monarchy or a kingdom. And that's funny because then they turn around and call Trump king. No, he's following the fucking rules of the... Dude, it's just irritating. I can't stand the way these people think that they can do whatever they want. And by the way, is that the person? Holy shit. Yep. You see this double. Listen, dude.
I mean, to your point, though, I just saw this. It just came out. That person's life is ruined. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Like that dude doesn't even know how bad his life is ruined. No. In five more years, six more years, whatever, two more years, they're going to snap out of it.
And they're going to realize they were lied to. We're already seeing it in the detransitioner movement. Every time you see one of these detransitioner kids, look up the detransitioner movement. Every time you see one of these detransitioner kids, they talk about how their parents and their teachers and everybody pushed them to do it. The doctors pushed them to do it. And now they're fucked up, bro. They cut their breasts off or they had a surgery they can't reverse.
Or they took puberty blockers or hormones and it fucked them up, bro. And they're never going back. So think about the mental health of that individual.
Right? That person's going to struggle their whole life because they're always going to think, what could my life have been if I hadn't have listened to these people or they hadn't have pushed me? And think how bitter you're going to be towards everybody else for pushing you to do something that ended up ruining your life. Like, dude, it's fucking wrong and it's sad. And the people who contribute to it belong in fucking prison. And that's not far right. That's common sense. Dude, I just saw this thing that...
Now, you know, the Democrats, they're pushing this thing called a shadow cabinet. Have you seen that? Where they're saying that...
The people who are going to be operating, basically, they go against everything that Trump does and all these different positions. So, like, they're saying, you know, we have Pam Bondi for AG. They're saying it's Letitia James. And, like, they're coordinating this fucking, like, treasonous movement. Like, to your point, like, I mean, yeah, bro, it's the fucking schools. It's the teachers. It's the principals. Wait, what do you mean?
The Democrats just put out a list. Mark Cuban, Secretary of Commerce. Letitia James, she's the shadow attorney general. John Fetterman's wife, she's the shadow secretary of Homeland Security. 21 heavy hitters to take on Trump and refresh the Democratic Party. So these are the people that are going to, these are the people we'll get if the Democrats ever get back in office. They're trying to say they're working now to fucking, you know, counter anything that comes up now.
Yeah, bro. What's Mark Cuban's deal? I don't know. He's a hard read, bro. Did he get funding from one of these people? What is his deal? I have no idea, man. I know he doesn't like Trump. I mean, is this just a hateful thing? Because, dude, Mark Cuban- I thought he used to be cool. I don't know. I don't know. I never met him. But he doesn't seem like he's in character. It seems like this came out of the blue and-
It doesn't feel genuine. No, it doesn't. Yeah. And I mean, dude, obviously Mark's a pretty smart motherfucker, you know? Yeah. So it's like, what's going on there? Bro, what are you doing? Yeah. Like, I don't know. I don't know, man. But guys, jumping on this conversation, let us know down in the comments what you guys think. Got to keep the crews cruising. Got one more thing for you. We got headline number three. We don't miss.
We don't miss. Come on, man. We don't. And I'm really happy to see this. We don't get the number one ranking by missing. That's true. You know what I'm saying? That's true. I was happy to see this. This just came out today. You know, we talked a lot about COVID during the show over the course of the last five years. RFK Jr. is doing some good stuff with the Maha movement, right?
This just came out today. I don't know why they keep calling it Maha or MAGA or anything. Obviously, that is an inflammatory way to... It can be divisive. Because it is... I'm not going to say divisive. It can be polarizing. I just wish that... I wish... Anyway, I said what I've said. I'm fucking tired, man.
Yeah, man. It was good to see this. I just want to go make money and have fun and build shit. You know what I'm saying? I get it. I can't wait until the new app launches and the new podcast launches. I mean, we're going to keep this one going because it's funny, but I just enjoy talking about winning way more than I enjoy talking about any of this shit. I get it. You know, very excited about it. I get it.
But I was happy to see this. Kennedy says COVID vaccines no longer recommended for healthy children and pregnant women. So it's completely off of the CDC's recommendations, right? They stripped it completely off, taken it completely off. Here's a clip from it.
Hi everybody, I'm Robert F. Kennedy Jr., your HHS Secretary, and I'm here today with NIH Director Dr. Jay Bhattacharya and FDA Commissioner Dr. Marty Makary. I couldn't be more pleased to announce that as of today, the COVID vaccine for healthy children and healthy pregnant women has been removed from the CDC recommended immunization schedule.
Last year, the Biden administration urged healthy children to get yet another COVID shot despite the lack of any clinical data to support the repeat booster strategy in children. That ends today. It's common sense and it's good science. There's no evidence healthy kids need it today, and most countries have stopped recommending it for children. We're now one step closer to realizing President Trump's promise to make America healthy again.
Produced by the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services. Clearly produced. Yeah, clearly. Motherfuckers need to learn how to act a little bit better. I mean, that was pretty terrible. That was pretty bad. Yeah. That was pretty bad. I mean, the delivery, I'm saying. Yeah, I think, I mean, I would have done it with like Kid Rock or some shit. No, I mean, like, I mean, look, it's okay, but like, whatever.
I mean, I like the message. Yeah, it's good, right? It's a little corny. Yeah, for sure. Now, we got to do a full circle here, right? Because, again, we're number one for a reason. We got to make a little forecast prediction here, all right? Because just as that got released, this next headline comes in, okay? And I would love to see your thoughts on this. This new headline just came out.
Highly infectious new COVID strain from China that led to massive spike in hospitalizations has spread to the United States, including New York City.
It's a brand new, brand new COVID strain. Well, remember, I told you that at any time, these people can release something that's actually deadly. Bro. At any time. Bro. People don't realize that. And isn't it ironic that just as our HHS removes this recommendation from American citizens, that we now have this- Not only that. Dude, listen. It gives them- Here's the play that they're going to try to run, or one of the plays they could run.
All right. And I said, I've been saying this for years, for years. I've been saying this. We ought to probably throw the clips in here, a few of them so that they can see. They will do this again. Only this time, instead of just villainizing and shaming and trying, they will actually criminalize the people who are against it because this time it actually will kill people.
Okay, so this is their plan, in my opinion, to remove the dissenters once and for all. I think they're going to run another pandemic play. I think it's a possibility. I think it's an above 90% possibility that they will run another pandemic play sometime soon in the future.
where it actually kills people. And then people like me and people like Rogan and people like RFK and all these other people who have stood up and said bullshit, right? They will criminalize and put those people in jail or execute them to remove the dissenting voices from, because they'll be able to say, look, see, this is the damage that they actually caused. Right. And all they have to do is release something that's truly deadly. One of the plays that they could run is, uh,
Releasing an actual strain of some sort of COVID or other infectious disease that has a high mortality rate and then that they have a cure to that they can all immunize themselves with and then blame.
The people who called out the first one for the lack of belief in the second one and then criminally prosecute them if they get back in power. That's the play. Or it just kills them. Yeah, right. You know what I'm saying? So, you know, dude, this is why I've been saying for years that this can't be handled slow. It has to be handled fast. And all of these people need to be arrested now because...
They have the ability to release shit that they've probably already made that actually will kill people, which frames people like me and you and everybody else who's saying, hey, this is bullshit. By the way, with all the data that's been accurate, we've been accurate about all of it. And then say, look what they did. They created doubt in people and they didn't listen and they didn't do this and this. And now they're dead. It's their fault. Do they try that the first time?
Right. But the thing didn't actually kill people directly. Now, the vaccine is causing tremendous mortality. All cause mortality has been up as much as 40%.
We covered that thing with myocarditis last week, didn't we? Yeah. They're now saying that the Biden cancer thing was caused by the vaccine. I mean, I don't know about that. I mean, that's what they're saying. I don't think he took it. You don't think he took it? I think he's just old and unhealthy. I think it might not even be true. I think it might be something else. But the point of the matter is that by us not acting fast, it gives them the opportunity to do very nefarious things.
And I've been saying this for years. Is that what you're getting at? Yeah. And this is the point of people who call it out way ahead of time being ignored, especially when they have the credibility of being right at a very high degree. Yeah, there's trust there. Actual trust. Have I missed on a few things? Yeah, no doubt, bro. But remember, I don't have all the data to pull from either. I've got what the news puts out. Mm-hmm. You know? Yeah.
And that's the thing. The other piece of this, too, that I think is interesting, man, is like, you know, we have been in a battle with China specifically. Yeah. We pissed a lot of them off. You know what I'm saying? Their government, I should say. You know what I'm saying? So, like...
Dude, they can genetically, they can target these things so that only certain groups get them. Yes. For sure. That's also been proven. I mean, RFK Jr. talked about it. He got in trouble for it because he talked about it. But it's true. Yeah. It's true, dude. I don't know, man. This shit, it's wild. And they're saying right now, just in China, they had 81 severe cases in the past four weeks. And of those 81 cases, 30 of those people died.
Also within the last four weeks. Wait, 30 of the 81. 30 of the 81. So almost half. Almost half. Almost half. And the vast majority of the cases they were in adults that were 65 and up. So, I mean, dude. Sounds very similar to what I was saying. I don't know. Yeah. Well, you know, if they do it, it's because we didn't act fast and the government didn't arrest these people and the people didn't fucking do their jobs. They let one or two or three people say all the shit that
Because they were terrified. So, you know, these people should all be like legitimately the people involved who organized this should be all arrested today, everywhere globally. Every leader of the entire world should be arresting these people. And if the leaders were in on it, you know, like the World Economic Forum, those guys should all be arrested. You know, Fauci, the whole crew, all be arrested. And they should all be held with a military tribunal and probably executed.
So that this shit doesn't ever happen. True, man. So. It's crazy shit. We'll keep you guys updated on this. That's three times I've called for execution this show. Yeah, three times. Yeah. See why we're all in. See why we're number one. Yeah, that's right.
But real talk, what do you do, man? If you want people to not commit crazy-ass shit, you got to hold people accountable in a savage way. That's the truth, bro. Like, if we had laws in this country where if people were caught, like, undeniably raping, murdering, you know, violent sexual crime, violent murders...
If we had videos and, dude, maybe not even videos anymore because of AI, but like indisputable evidence of these things happening. If these people knew that they were going to be dissected on national television alive in front of everybody, they wouldn't do these things. You wouldn't have people driving cars through crowds. You wouldn't have people indiscriminately just killing people. Like you wouldn't have it.
you know what i mean dude and to be real that's the world i want to live in i want to live in a world where i don't have to worry about people doing because they're not afraid of the consequences you know we we all work hard and we try to hold standards and we do good things and we pay a ridiculous amount of taxes which we that's a whole nother topic but we shouldn't have to live with this it's real and until we all of us the people get together and demand that it stops and demand that people be held accountable
It's never going to change because there's no fear. Yeah. Guys, jump in on this conversation down in the comments. Let us know what you guys think. With that being said, let's get to our final segment of the show. As always, if thumbs up are dumb as fuck, that's where we bring a headline and we talk about it. Let's go to Japan. Okay. All right. That sounds good. Yeah, it sounds cool. Get some sushi.
Sashimi. Sushi. Sushi. Little egg rolls. Sushi very good. You like the little egg rolls, don't you? Fuck yeah. Sushi's the best, bro. Balls. Oh, bro. You know what? Say it when I don't like balls, bro. First of all.
Sushi's awesome. Second of all, remember that place I told you about that changed their menu a couple years ago? Remember during COVID, I said, hey, our favorite sushi place changed their menu. We don't go there anymore. You guys know what we talked about on the show. Yeah, okay. You remember that, Madat? Yeah. So anyway, I found out they changed it back.
To what it originally was. Yeah, bro, and it's so good. What's it called? Tokyo Sushi on Lindbergh. On Lindbergh. It's the shit, bro. Bro, if you live in St. Louis. Right in Sunset Hills. Yes. If you live in St. Louis and you haven't gone to Tokyo Sushi, you are missing out, bro. So just fuck the place that I hit you on. No, that's a good place too, but I don't want to talk about that. I don't want to talk about that because I don't want to disparage anybody. This is about Tokyo Sushi being amazing. Yeah. They are amazing.
The best sushi. I'm just being real. Oh, that's cool. Bro. That's fine. It's so good. And like, I'm a big fan of sushi, you know, when you go out to the East Coast or the West Coast and you get some like,
Fresh sushi this whatever they're doing there. It's real shit. It's it's like that put in Colorado Yeah, what was that place called? Matsuyatsu Matsuyatsu. It's it's that good really? Yes. Have you not eaten there? No. Oh, dude No, it's that good. Really? It's top-notch I'm gonna try it out. So shout out to the crew Tokyo sushi bro. Matsuyatsu was pretty good. It was good. I should also like $2,000 for us to eat dinner. That's true. Tokyo sushi is not $2,000
I want Lee May prices, baby. Dude, no shit. We get fucking Sunset Hill, South County price. All right, I'm down with that. Bro, and it's good people. Work hard. Take care of you. I highly recommend you trying out Tokyo Sushi. All right. That's an ad. That is an ad. I didn't get paid for that, though. So it's not actually an ad. They're not paying you egg rolls? Oh, it's a genuine, maybe, maybe they give me one. But that's a genuine recommendation.
There's very few places I'll genuinely recommend. Dude, you know what was hard for me? I'll genuinely recommend Tokyo Sushi, Twisted Tree, Louie, and Billy G's. And Billy G's. Those are solid places. Yeah. Solid places. You know what was interesting for me moving out here to the county? Bartolino's, too.
Katie's. Okay. You got a lot of recommendations. No, but these are genuine, like, real places. And great people. Mm-hmm. That's, you know. I get it. Yeah. I get it. Tokyo Sushi. That's for Andy. You know what was hard for me moving out here to the county, though? All the white people being racist? No, the Chinese food, bro. Because, like, in the city, the Chinamans. You haven't been to Sesame? No, Andy. No.
You think I don't know Chinese food, bro? Andy, I'm telling you right now. No, you guys are fucking, you guys. No, you guys like to be like, oh, bro, we're from the hood. Y'all motherfuckers don't know how to eat. Motherfucker, I was 350 pounds. I'm going to tell you right now. Andy. Sesame. No. Yes. No. Yes. You've never even been there. Andy, I have. No. You haven't. I got yellow rice. It's different. No, you didn't. Okay. The hood Chinaman's. Okay.
I had to adjust out here, okay? But there is a place on 21 that we go to, okay? And I've had to like coach them on like how to make it right. They make it right now. I mean, they do. I mean, it's decent. It's decent, right? He was back there telling them how to cook. Ling ling right now! It's in the wrist, you know what I'm saying?
And then, like, here's the biggest difference. I made them yell at me when I'm giving my order. You know what I'm saying? Because that's how it was in the hood. Like, if you ain't getting yelled at while you're at the Chinaman by the cooks, then it ain't a real place. Am I right? Shit fry right, 995. You pay me now. Like, it's got to be real. You know what I'm saying? So, I had to, like, they got to spunk it up a little bit. But it's good. Okay. Can I always say anything else?
No. All right. Well, you're still wrong. All right. That's fine. That's fine. I digress. We digress. I mean, that was a nice presentation. Yeah. Do you work on that all weekend? No, I was just thinking about it right here. Yeah. Yeah. Of course, you and Joe are going to stick together. Well, bro, he knows the hood. He gets it. There's a reason we don't go to the hood.
Why is that? It's because the, well, why is that? There's a few reasons. One of them of which is the food is fucking terrible. No, Andy. No, no, Andy. No, I can't let you do that, bro. I can't let you do that. It's not fair. It is accurate. It's not fair. Miami grill. That's like, bro. That's like a twisted tree. Oh, pops chicken. You know what I'm saying? Hawaii grill.
Crunchy shit. Okay, well then why don't they make it everywhere else if it's so fucking good? That's called fucking supply and demand. That's called fucking... That's called the demand for a good product. Why? Because they got to charge so cheap. They can't make no profit.
That's because it ain't good. The capitalist economy says that you are wrong. No, I know what it is. Because the best products win. It's a real estate thing because the best restaurants, they take over the closed down pizza huts. And there's just not a big supply of those out here. That's my answer. The market dictates demand for the best. Okay. All right. If it was the best, that would be the way it is. Mm-hmm.
Okay. That's just what it is. Hey, same, same. I don't know, man. I think you're onto something. I mean, listen, bro. Every good restaurant- You find a Chinese food place that used to be a Long John Silver's? Probably good. Bro, you're in a good business. You're in a good spot, bro. Listen, it is what it is. Yeah, it might taste good until you fucking get food poisoning. What?
No, you'll be fine. Bro, you motherfuckers are lying. Straight up. No, you might get shot. Leave it. You know what I'm saying? You're fucking lying. That's a real... Listen, if it was the best, it would be like that everywhere. Okay, Andy. I'm going to take you down there one day. Yeah, cool. I'm down to eat some shitty food.
Alright, we digress. Back to thumbs up. Japan. Okay. Outside of sushi, they're also known for a, you know, they have a, you know, it's in their culture. You see the tattoos. Dragons. Okay. Those Japanese koi tattoo styles are pretty badass. Those are sick, bro. Yeah. Fucking sick. It doesn't look good on everybody, though. No. But, man, the guys it looks good on are fucking, it's fucking badass. For sure.
But yeah, so a thumbs up or dumb as fuck. Dragons, Japanese. Dragons, Japan. Let's go to it. It's like a dragon roll. No. Experts solve mystery of ancient mummified dragon discovered by Japanese shogun.
The mummified creature dates back to the 11th century. Okay. So researchers believe they've cracked the mystery of a mummified rainbow dragon that's been sitting in a Japanese treasure house for centuries. The dragon has been stashed at the Shoshan Treasure House in the historic Japanese city of Nara, according to Penn News. The remains were reportedly found by Yoshinori Kiyosaki,
ashigaga ashikaga a 15th century shogun in 1429 okay so this is shogun that's the minimum five remains all right this is that's his remains no this is the the dragon this is the dragon's remains okay um so they that like you know it's a real thing all right now
They've been doing some research, some analysis on this. Okay. And I personally, I could, I think dragons were real at a point in time in history. You also think that Chinese food in the hood is superior. Same, same. It is Andy. It fucking is man. All right. Sorry, man. You're wrong. Colonel Sanders. Okay. Like it's fucking, I'm telling you, bro.
I'm telling you. If it was that good, it would be that way everywhere. That is the way fucking the economy works. Why people to have it? No, no, no. That's what it is, bro. Because if it came out here to the county, you know what else would come out here with it? And we don't want that. Okay. That's already happened. I know you're here. Now I got to move out to the fucking country. Yeah. Fuck.
We're following me. Stop asking for our food out here, man. You keep us contained for, I mean, you know what I'm saying? It's possible. Bro. Anyway. The dragon. Yes. Now, your first thought. I mean, do you buy it? Listen, man, I really honestly don't know. Okay. I don't know. Okay. I think that there's been a lot of things in history that we have been completely lied about. So I am open to hearing whatever. Okay. Okay.
Well, so what they're saying that this guy actually found and discovered is not a dragon at all. They are saying that it is. Where's the. Sorry. Some sort of dinosaur. No, it's even crazier than that. They're saying it's it's called a markin, I believe, is the word it is. Yeah. Martin. It's a female Japanese Martin. It's a fluffy weasel like animal.
That is this. This is a Martin. They're saying that this is the dragon. I don't buy it, bro. I don't know. What's that movie with Matthew McConaughey and he fights the dragons? Like in there in the future, they find the dragon and it comes out of the mine and then it takes over the world. It's like Rain of Fire or something like that. I think that's what it's called. Rain of Fire. It's pretty good. Rain. Like rain drops. Yeah, Rain of Fire. Pretty good movie. Matthew McConaughey.
It's all about dragons. Christian Bale. Yeah, Christian Bale. It's good. It's a good movie. 2002. Yeah. Back when they made good movies. Dude, 100%. Real movies. Oh, Gerard Butler. Gerard Butler, too. Yeah, it's good, dude. I like him. Yeah, I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know either. I have a hard time believing. So is the mummy small, I guess? Yeah, it's tiny. So it's about 16 inches long. So he thought it was a baby dragon. Yeah. Yeah, well, he looks like he's wrong. He looks like you're wrong about fucking Chinese food. I'm going to show you. No, you're not. I'm not going to eat the shit. No, you're going to eat it. No, I'm not. Bro, you're trusting me with Sushi AI. Motherfucker, I look at the fucking, it looks like fucking slop. No, bro. Bro, Andy, you ever had egg foo young?
St. Paul. You ever had a St. Paul? Oh, bro, you would fuck a St. Paul up. Fried rice, same colors, DJ skin. Bro, it's crispy, golden brown. Here's the deal. See, I got fat eating too much good food. You motherfuckers got fat eating slop. There's a difference. Yeah, I'm telling you right now. That's why I look the way I do. Is that why? That's why I'm handsome as fuck. I'll fuck up your motherfuckers' faces. Yep.
I'm going to show you one day. I don't care. I'm going to show you. I'm going to stick to what I... No, bro. He's going to get on here and be like, hey, man, listen. I'm sorry, guys. I got to say this, man. DJ was right. You don't think I ever ate anything down there? I didn't say that. What the fuck you think I grew up? I'm telling you, you've never been to Union and St. Louis Avenue at Harold's. Probably not. Yeah. Because I probably would have got fucking robbed. Maybe. Maybe. Bro, cheese fries, bro, from a Chinese... Cheese fries from Chinaman?
Cheese fries are not fucking Chinaman, bro. It's the hood, Andy. Like, they got a... Bro, I'm telling you, man. I'm telling you. We'll stick together, won't we? Yes, sir. Bro, I'm gonna take you down there. I guess we was below the poverty line, bro. Listen, the real Chinamans take EBT. That's how you know it's good. That shit's fucking nasty.
That's a fucking fact, Joe. Stir-fried meow-meow. It is what it is, man. I don't know. Fucking stir-fry raccoon. That's fine. Stir-fried alley cat. What do you want today? What do I got? I got some stir-fried alley cat. It's going to be right up your fucking alley. And if you ask for something unique, you have to go to the backyard to get it. Yeah, 100%, bro. Meow-meow.
That's fine. There ain't no cats around DJ's house. DJ, what is this? If I told you, you might not eat it. That's fine. All right, Hannibal Lecter. Show's over. All right. Don't forget to pay the fee. Don't be a hoe. Share the show.
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