Bonus #110 - Live Call Show Vol. 20 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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I do have, like, a side question as well. So, doing all this, like, you know, as you said, like, I'm not really wanting anything serious right now, obviously, with this being so fresh. But, you know, every man has their needs. Sure. Yep. There's only so much you could do with your hand, you know? Sure. So, I've been...

It's been crazy because most of the chicks I've been sleeping with are anywhere from 10 to 20 years older than me, which maybe I have a type now. I don't know. There's this one chick. She's 46. We fucked a few times. She knew from the get-go I wanted nothing serious. After the last time, she has this really hot 22-year-old daughter.

Okay. And the last time, like, she asked me to come over, usually the dynamic is no one's home. This time her daughter's there. Okay. And so, like, I'm forced to, like, sit there in, like, this awkward situation before her daughter, like, leaves for work and, like, you know, kind of, like, meet this person and everything. And, you know, it was very, like, shallow conversation. Like, hey, what's up? You know.

My name's this. You know, I noticed you got like 85 cats running around the house, which the mom claims are all her daughters. You know, all this. And then so, you know, she leaves me and the mom do our thing. And like shortly after she texted me, she's like, hey, my daughter really likes you. And like the first thing in my head was like, you know, I've seen a couple of videos like this in my lifetime, but that'd be like really weird. Yes. So but you you think.

Now, go ahead. Are you saying that she really likes you as, like, a father figure? See, that's the thing I don't know. Like, knowing the dynamic of, like, our relationship and, like, what it is and, like, having set boundaries, why would she go and say something like that? Because, come on, what are you, a fucking baby? Because she said it, but she's like, but maybe he'll change his mind. You know what I mean? And also...

There's no way. Look, you're doing good. You're not doing fuck the mom and the daughter good. You know what I mean? I think she said it because she wants her daughter to hop on your cock, bro. Yeah. She wants her daughter to get herpes. She's not trying to go slowly back on her promise of not wanting anything serious. She wants to teach her daughter how to suck cock using your dick as the test dummy.

All right, man. You got to get some of these ideas out of your fucking head. Okay, the second part of your call, you really started to sound like a divorced piece of shit. Yeah, yeah. I guess what I really want to ask you is if that is the way it's going, I should probably cut it off then because like I said, I have no way or form ready for that. Yes, and by the way, you have the divorce in your back pocket. We talked about this actually with our friend of the show, Evan Williams, where we said –

When you're fresh out of a divorce, it's like the Mario star. You're invincible. Anytime anybody brings up dating, you could say, sorry, sorry.

Divorce is too fresh. Still grieving. And by the way, that's true. You're not even fucking lying. So yeah, keep it moving. You're not going to be able to fuck this. And you know what? If you really want to try and fuck this daughter, that is a surefire way to cut this. You either get to fuck the daughter or this woman will never want to speak to you again. So hey, do what you need to do, little buddy.