Bonus #113 - Kush Brothers Vol. 17 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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Fossils in Greece suggests human ancestors evolved in Europe and not Africa. Okay. White nonsense. Did a Greek guy write this? What's his name? How long is his last name? Yeah, exactly. Listen to me. I look it up. I see the bone. It is old. Yeah, yeah. It is older and it is, you can tell it is not a, you know, it is a smarter bone. The African bone, it has no... Smarter bone? It is not, it doesn't have the power of the mind.

the same way. We are talking about, you know, they can't do the same, it's more from Greece. What do we have here? Let's see what Greek reporter has to say. Who wrote it? Can we see the guy's name?

By Tasos Kokinidis. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Nah, man. His Greek reporter. Greekreporter.com. Yeah, of course. Of course it's all up to you right now. Yeah. Y'all trying to fuck our record books up? Wow, wow, right? Come on, man.

They just put us in the Major League Hall of Fame. They just added the Negro Leagues to baseball, and that's what you niggas is up to over there? Wow. Come on, bro. Listen, I'm dubious too, Jamel. A lot of times I've been in this show, y'all just try to say word. Let's hear Mr. Tassos Kokinidis out. Damn. Let's hear what Mr. Tassos Kokinidis has to say about this. All right.

Of the Greek reporter. Of one of the most prestigious scientific journals, Greekreporter.com. Also, look at who it's led by, by the way.

the way the team led by david begun like it's all puns oh shit that's the scientist's name yeah he's from the university of toronto all right life begun in greece a recent analysis of fossils recovered in the 1990s in the village of nikiti in northern greece supports a controversial theory that apes the ancestors of humans evolved in southeastern europe instead of africa the aiden go ahead go ahead

The eight or nine million neural fossils have first been linked to the extinct ape called Uranopithecus. Uranopithecus. Uranopithecus. Uranos means sky. Sky hopper, basically. Go ahead. However, a team led by David Begun from the University of Toronto's Department of Anthropology has recently analyzed the remains and determined that they likely belong to a male animal from a potentially new species.

By inspecting the upper and lower jaw of the ancient European ape, the team suggested that humanity's forebears may have evolved in Europe before migrating to Africa, potentially upending a scientific consensus that has stood since Darwin's day. Hate. This is all hate. This is hate. This is nothing but hate. This is crazy. Never before seen. Let's look up David Begun. Let's see what else he's into. It's all white-based. It's all white.

What I will say, though, Will, if this ends with us getting to call European people monkeys... I can't... Wait a second. I don't know about this. Straight off is okay. Of course not. I'm kind of... Straight off is okay. No, no, that is not what we are saying. We still get to do that. You wrote the real time on the X's? Uh...

The real Planet of the Apes. Interesting. That's like a weird Twitter hashtag. Right. This guy seems like he's doing it for the clout. With collaborators from Europe and Turkey. I wonder what the Turkish anthropologists think. Oh, man. So wait, they think they started in Europe and then went to... Anyway. That's very interesting. We'll just have to let the human...

I guess the first humans were Greek, man. You know what I mean? I guess there's something about that fertile soil that just kind of makes you smart as shit. The first salad was a Greek salad. That's right. Say that shit to Luau Dang's face, dog. Ain't no way. No way. Okay, in this case, the 8 million to 9 million year old Nikiti ape would have directly preceded the first hominin.

before Herman's migrated to Africa. So I don't get, I really don't understand this, but you know, the point is it appears that,

humanity began in Greece. Am I surprised? No. Does it all make sense? Yes. Let's see. Not all anthropologists agree. Let's hear him out, I guess. No, he's out of his fucking mind. As noted by new scientists, the negithiate may be completely unrelated to hominins. It may have evolved similar features independently, developing teeth to eat similar foods or chew similarly to hominins.

Well, I personally believe what Greek reporter.com has to say. No way. This is definitely not the kind of story that all of my dad's racist friends that he drinks coffee with would cling on to and be pumped to hear about. Man. To send their daughters who go to college and be like, see this? Do you see what I'm saying? This is why you cannot date a black guy. Yeah.

Can you go to blackreporter.com? Yeah, see what they said. Yeah, let's show that to Dr. Umar. Yeah, exactly. Oh, my God. I'd love to have David B. Gunn argue with Dr. Umar. That would be awesome. Let's get it to happen.