Bonus #127 - Live Call Show Vol. 24 [PATREON PREVIEW]
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hello what's up dude how's it going you've you've called in before is that right yeah i was on the last one okay uh remind us remind us your issue and uh tell us what the fuck is going on now yeah i'll try to um make it quick sorry i'm just i gotta step outside real quick that's all right dude but so basically i'm uh me and my girlfriend we're 22 we've been together a year and a half and it's been going really great like we uh

You know, we just click on so many things. Whatever. Chemistry. We fuck a lot. Nice. She's really cool. Nice. Cool. Tits. I'll bring her a tits. Yeah, she's got a great... That's good to hear. Sorry, I'm rambling. I was like... I was getting worked up just like thinking about the whole thing again. Yeah, that's awesome. Before calling. But anyway, I... Long story short, I found out that

A month before we had gotten together, she had had sex with a kind of close friend of mine. Ah, tough one. And, yeah, it was just, like, I don't know. Like, I'm not that close with him. But, like, I've known him longer than I've known her. And, like, I don't know. Like, we're all kind of in the same friend group. Yeah, that's tough. That's 22-year-old problems right there, brother. Yeah. But...

I don't know. I've just been really fucked up about it, just, like, in a jealousy kind of way because, like, you know, like, I've... Oh, fuck. No, I get it, dude. I messaged Zeldas. Can you guys bleep my name? I mean, like, I don't care. Like, this will probably help somebody, whatever. We definitely can bleep whatever you need, dude. Okay, okay. But, I mean, I've only had sex once before, like, ever, before I, like, we got together. And...

like from the beginning i was like head over heels she's like perfect great you know everything super sweet but uh like a month in she told me that she had kissed him like i didn't even ask she just she had confessed that she had kissed him they went on one date and she kissed him but no she gave me the half confession that's the worst thing to do you don't do the half confession you either come clean or you take it to your fucking grave

yeah and at the end i feel like that's what what really messed me up because like i i don't know we were on we were talking about something else and i just randomly asked her i was like did you fuck him and it was like i just yeah i just knew you know of course bro i and then yes i've been in this exact position finish your story i'll tell you how you just go ahead yeah sure sure but uh

Yeah, and so I found out a couple months ago, and that first week, it was all I thought about. I would just think about them together. I would think about what the shit they would say to each other, might have said to each other. Yeah, of course, you're just obsessing. And I really tried to...

to keep it to myself in a way because like she knew it she could tell it like fucked me up just because like i'm sure you're doing a real good job just fucking stewing just fucking out at a bar like red in the face but go ahead yeah and then i just started looking back at everything because like we like like we we'd even been been around this guy in the past you know year or so we've been dating so like i've seen this guy i said hi to him you know whatever you

and and like we've been cool like he hasn't been weird and like i just yeah i thought it was just a kiss that whole time but like i don't know i coincidentally we've been like out of the friend group and since we've been dating just because we've been busy you know with with like work and other stuff but like now i'm thinking the whole thing is like maybe she's avoiding him and i'm just wondering like how do you even get back in the friend group like if i even want do you want to i mean

All right, let's just start. Let's just see what's going on. So this has been going on for... So you've been dating her a while, though, right? Like, over a year at this point? Yeah, it's been pretty serious. Yeah, I mean, it's okay. Look, here's what's going on. Look, dude, I hate to break it to you. She fucked more than that guy. Oh.

You know what I mean? Like, that's not the only guy she fucked. You just happen to know a guy she fucked. And that sucks. Yeah. Don't get me wrong. You don't want to know specifics. The less you know, the better. This is why. You have no idea. Believe me, bro. I have an idea. Here's the thing.

That's the other thing you need to understand. I have an idea. Every man on earth has an idea. I know it sucks. I know this feels bad. We've all been through this. I've had a situation where somebody that...

You know, I wasn't even seriously dating. We were on again, off again. And there was a guy who was lurking. Right. And I knew this guy wanted to fuck her. And I could tell. And then on one of our like back, you know, we're just hooking up, whatever. We're back on for a month or two. She, you know, lets it slip. She fucked us. And, you know, whatever. Yeah.

And I don't give a fuck, right? Like, I was like... Because I knew I was fucking other people. She was fucking other people. But just the fact that I could tell this fucking prick wanted to fuck her and I sort of... You know, he was like a friend of a friend and she would always bring him up and I'm like...

I know what kind of guy this is. This guy's trying to fuck you. He's not nice. You know what I mean? And then she ends up fucking him. And again, doesn't really matter to me. I knew what I was doing. We weren't exclusive. And it wouldn't have bothered me if she fucked 10 other guys. But just the fact that it was a guy I knew pissed me the fuck off and it made it honestly –

It's not like we were ever going to be serious, but it was like, I was like, this is too much for me to handle as immature as I know it is. It just is right for you though. I do think you're in a kind of different situation where it's like, look, dude,

When you say you're in the friend group, you're fucking 22. You're just talking about a guy that went to the same college as you. Like, everyone's your fucking friend when you're 21. Like, this isn't like your fucking best friend secretly fucked this lady. It's a guy you had lunch with at the other end of a fucking 12-person table. You know what I mean? Like, it...

Generally speaking, all that you're saying is that she hooked up with somebody in your general social circle for your age group, right? There's no real betrayal here. There's no real nothing. I mean, sure.

The little like the half confession is a little weird, but it's like you can also if the tables were turned, you could see how that would be. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, like wanting to protect me or whatever. Exactly. Exactly. It's it's more than just I mean, fuck, it's more than just like a guy in our friend group. He was kind of like.

He was kind of he was like one of the first people I met and he really like introduced me to everybody. And he was like somebody I felt I could trust. And now it's like, but hold on. No, I have no logical reason not to trust him. But that's what I'm saying. Because I wasn't even in the picture. I still feel exactly in some ways. It's this annoying thing where it's like two people you really like before they knew you had chemistry.

That actually makes sense. You know what I mean? Like, you liked both of them. Neither one of them knew you existed. And they had a fling, right? Sure, that sucks. But it's like, this is life, brother. And the fact that there's no... You weren't in the picture. There was no... This is not affecting you at all. I get feeling fucked up about it because that's human and that's natural. But it's like...

But it is unfortunately something that you're going to have to just get past. And look, maybe the way you get past it is by being in that friend group less, right? That sucks a little bit. Like maybe in some other universe, you and this guy could have been closer. You like him, you respect him, whatever. But it's like that's okay if like your girl's like, hey, do you want to go get drinks with XX and X? Be like, you know what?

I don't know. I'd rather not. You know what I mean? Like, that's OK, especially if the rest of your relationship is is like really good. But I don't know, man. This is just unfortunately, this is normal that literally everybody goes. Yeah, this is like an important lesson of like youth of your early 20s. It's like, you know, right now. I mean, I'm just thinking of myself back then. Yeah.

I you even even if you know it's irrational, you know, it's not right. And you know, like to you're the girl you're currently dating and the guy you made friends with in college, like fuck before they met you. You know, it has nothing to do with you, but you're like so raw with emotion at 22 years old that you just can't ignore. I mean,

I know you're obsessing about it. You're just thinking of them fucking. You're like, oh, fuck. Yeah. Fuck. I'm so stupid. He's such a cool, awesome guy. Yeah. He was awesome with her, too. And he got pussy. Yeah. Like he's it's like and it just makes me madder because I know he's a fucking loser. Like it doesn't, you know, she doesn't like him. Right. You know, obviously she would, you know, she didn't.

right you gotta you know i think you gotta consider but like i i kept talking about it so much and she like it just she she was really patient with me but like no there's a limit there's a limit yeah i i asked i asked way too many questions that i just oh no dude the questions of course you did yeah of course you fucking did are you kidding me it's just like i don't know i didn't want to ask what i was just like

If this was in college, this is when you were like actually getting your fuck on. You're right. You're right. The first piece of pussy I got. It's like you're like, what? You feel betrayed even though it's not a betrayal. It's also like kind of – I feel weird segueing into this, but it kind of feels like I'm back to that high school virgin. I feel like a virgin again, like that title. Because like –

You know, just the classic, like, like, you know, like your crush has been fucking some dude that's already graduated or whatever, like some older guys already been there. And I'm like,

I'm like, fuck, I'm just a kid. Like, I feel like a kid now. And like, but dude, that's okay. I need to catch up in a weird way. Here's the thing. But like, there's no, I know there's no getting even. There's, there's no getting even. There's no doing anything about it, bro. Here's the thing. Feel this. Let it go through you. Be pissed. Don't take it out on your girl.

And just eventually this will go, this will just like get out of your system. I know it feels impossible, right? But there is no solution other than break up with her and fuck 10 other girls. Yeah. You know what I mean? And you don't want that. You like this girl.

And that's the other thing. I mean, she's literally the perfect person for me, especially where we're at in our lives right now. I mean, look, I'm going to— Listen, you're hurting. She's on birth control. Okay, there we go. She's fine. She's open. Yeah, okay, all right. I'm back. I'm back. She's open to three ways. Okay, all right, all right, all right. So shut the fuck up.

I know. I'm sorry. It's payback for being a fucking virgin all high school. It's not payback. Listen, listen. It's not payback. You're not important enough for the universe to be punishing. That helped me a lot. I used to say shit like that. I used to be like, oh, shit's going to start going bad when my life is good. No, I'm meaningless. You're meaningless too. No one was trying to hurt you. This just happened and you're in a great position now.

And here's the thing, you're 22. You know how you stop being a fucking gay virgin? You fucking suck it up and admit the girl you fucked fucked somebody else. You keep fucking her and then maybe she sucks your dick while another girl sucks your dick at the same time. And shut the fuck up. Life is pain. The life of a man is pain and disappointment over and over and over again. This is the first of many, motherfucker. So just get used to it. You're in a better spot than most because you know what usually happens.

the girl you like fucks another guy and guess what? She keeps fucking him. She fucked this loser. Doesn't, it doesn't have anything to do with him. Once up, once you, you're just going to end bro. I hated you. We got to be your big brothers here. Shut the fuck up. This is life. You will, this is nothing. You will look back at this. You will look back at this when you're our age and laugh. I'm thinking about girls. I used to fucking cry about. I have been destroyed. I,

So much harder, so much more often, not just romantically, professionally, personally, in any way you can think of, you will hurt so much more, and there will be no pussy consolation prize either for that. So just get used to it, man. Absolutely. And I'll play good cop here a little bit. Yes.

I will say even, you know, you're 22, you're going through all this. I'll even say if you just can't get this out of your head, there's nothing wrong with removing yourself from the friend group or even if like it's all you can see and think about when you're spending time with her. It's okay to just like break it off with her. If like you really, truly that's a nuclear option. If you like can't get over it and that's fine. But you know,

Either way, you are learning a very valuable life lesson that will seem so

minuscule in the future like Stav says like you will look back on it and laugh at like what a pussy you are and that's not because you're a bad guy just because everyone's kind of a dumb pussy like when they're in their early 20s it's the way you laugh about now the way you laugh about like when you had too much fucking chocolate milk and threw up in fourth grade like these are the problems of a baby that's okay man I know they feel real serious right now but like you're in a good spot

That's nothing you can do. And this is just it's like food poisoning, man. This has to leave your system. And, you know, like I said, there's different ways you can do that.

the easiest one or the smallest one is just like, you know, remove yourself from the friend group. Don't hang out with this fucking guy that reminds you. The worst one being break up with this girl. I don't think you want that. And just and again, you just can't take this out on her anymore, though, because she also has a limit and you've passed that limit. It's very clear. So be pissed by yourself. Don't let it ruin your relationship. And, you know, just get ready for way more of this feeling. And

And here's the good news. It will never feel it. It will it will be worse, but it won't feel as bad. You'll deal with like such tragedy that won't affect you the way this affects you. So that's the silver lining. This is the greatest pain you're registering, even though it's very minor. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. No, it's definitely just a learning experience. And the last thing I want is to let like my insecurity go.

fucking jeopardize the relationship or anything just because I'm jealous. But last quick little side question. So do you think like, do you think like, like threesomes or like an open type thing would like help my insecurity? Cause like,

I feel like I feel like I have that like virgin insecurity. It's not. No, no. Stop. You can't. You've gotten pussy, man. She's more. It feels like she's more like just emotionally mature. Well, she just is. The experiences. I mean, yeah. It's not the experience. It's not because she's fucked a couple more people. It's because she just is more mature than you.

It's a personality trait. It's not the fact that she's seen more genitals. So you're just on different paths.

Would threesomes help your insecurity? No, but would it be sick? Yes. So here's the other thing, man. Just live your life and do as many awesome things as possible. That's the age you're at. Worry about fixing your... The way you fix this general insecurity is just by living your life, man. Don't be trying to directly fix it. And I'll be honest with you. Me and Eldridge were both fucking guys that didn't fuck until late. And...

Once you fuck, you fucked. There's nothing more to do, bro. So I think just what you need to do is...

Keep fucking your girlfriend. If she's offering up threesomes, you're... Look, I know you fucking love this girl, but statistically, it's not going to work out. So have as much cool... That's what I'm saying. Have as much cool shit happen to you as possible. That's why it's got me second-guessing everything because I know statistically, whatever. But again...

Look, and that might not be true, right? I say that, but people fucking figure it out and who knows, whatever. But I'm just saying... Do I push the threesome thing? You don't push shit. You don't push shit. You go along for the ride. You don't have the fucking... You're still worried about some guy she fucked. You think you've got the swag to push a threesome? You sit back and relax. Don't push it with your spazzy energy and don't try to make it as like, well, you fucked this guy we both know. You owe me double pussy! So you owe me a threesome. Yeah, yeah. Fuck.

Don't let any of that energy leak out. Absolutely. Because I know you're thinking it. Absolutely don't let that leak out. So what do you do? Here's the thing. You are fucking up because you are trying to be someone you're not. She likes who you are.

You're not gonna become Rico Suave in this fucking relationship. You're not gonna be the fucking big pussy getter Lothario. You're... You got the best setup. You're the fucking dweeb who's dating a hot bitch that might get him pussy. Be...

Be happy to be in the passenger seat. Don't try and fucking ride because your fucking feet aren't going to reach the pedals. That's where you need to be. Be happy with where you are. You're in a great position. Look at the fucking positives. But don't try and push this. Just push.

Invest in this relationship. And sure, we can say this statistical shit, whatever, but we know that's not how it feels. And also, we might be wrong. This might end up being a really good, serious relationship. It happens all the time, right? So just go along with the flow. Have a good time. Don't overthink things.

You got to let this fucking pass this jealousy. And if, and chase as much cool stuff, but the way you get it is not by pushing for it. It's by being a good partner who she has such a good time with that. She wants to do a lot of fun stuff with. All right. All right. All right, buddy. Yeah. Yeah. That's,

We love you. We believe in you. We've been where you are. Sorry to have to really drop the hammer on you, but you needed to hear this from us men who have gone through exactly this again. Every time we go on the diatribe like this, we're not with you. We're yelling at our 21 year old staff right now for sure. I appreciate you guys. Thank you. And, and,

By the way, like, yeah, she is awesome. We do fun stuff. I took her to see fucking Let's Start a Cult. She thought it was great. So, yeah, she's awesome. I love it. No, you're in a good spot, dude. All right. Good luck, little buddy. Good luck, man. Thanks. Wow, that's tough. Oh, man, that takes me back. Yeah. I'm like, dude, that's awesome that a woman can never do that to me ever again. Yeah.

No woman will ever make me feel as bad as that. As, by the way, a girl who likes him. Yeah, I know. A girl who loves him and who just happened to fuck a guy before she knew him. I know. What a fucking little dumbass. I know. But I'm so happy that I've been crushed so thoroughly by life. I'll never be that sad. Your heart is fully calloused over from experiences. Dealing with that multiple times throughout your 20s.

And just trying to cover up the hurt by fucking as many whores as possible. I think I've almost fucked enough, Elvis. Any day now, it'll solve everything. Yeah. That's awesome. Who else we got, man?

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