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Get IPVanish now for 70% off a yearly plan with this exclusive offer at IPVanish.com slash audio. Hey, Savvy. So I'm 19, 19-year-old girl currently in

in the Navy as an aviation mechanic, and I work with mostly old dudes. And my question is, I come in to work and I get stuff like, oh, you look like a crack baby, Rogers of American Dad, Make-A-Wish kid, all that stuff, you're see-through, you're like a jellyfish, and I just need to know, what are some things that I could say to any man that would make him like...

Go into his car after work and just cry in the parking lot I want to crush the spirit of these oh The displeasure of fucking working with This is

It's tough to just give you general... I know, because it is best for them to be site-specific. Because it seems like they kind of are nailing you. Yeah. It seems like... We don't know what you look like, but Roger from American Dad, it sounds like you have a big head. Right. You know, like... Yes. You have that very thin, fair skin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Big, awish kid. Yeah, yeah. Totally. Exactly, exactly. Like veins on the temple. Big eyes, probably. Well, I think that

may be the solution to this problem because it seems like what's hard is that it's her against this legion of men. Yeah. So that's going to be challenging. Yeah. So it's like if it's one against many doing what they're doing, it's going to be hard from like a bullying aspect because they're going to be able to riff on each other and you don't have anyone on your side. So I think you should actually go

like real housewives mode. And I'm like, do these men have wives? Do they have daughters? Can you tattle? Maybe there can be like a tattling aspect. You can't tattle. I think she should be tattling. I don't think he can tattle. Can you go to the man's wife and be like, this is what your man is doing. We're calling me a crack. You don't think you can bring that home? You can't. And then she can be

be beating his ass for it? Really? No, because here's what's going on here. She's the new guy. Like, I know she's a 19-year-old girl and that obviously helps the dynamic, but tattling is the absolute worst thing you can do. She's just a low man on the totem pole right now. Also, it's the military. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not...

Yeah, they could rape someone and not get in trouble. They're like calling someone a crack baby. They'll be fine. You know what I mean? What this is, is like, it's new person hazing. Yeah, it's hazing. Oh, right, you're being hazed. And you're young, too. You're a kid. Like, you're going to get it from these unks.

So, you know, part of it is, is there a new... Because the way this always works, like, is there somebody new on the horizon, right? Because that shit rolls downhill...

You have to really, you know, you have to sort of pay your dues. And by the way, you seem to have a pretty good... Your head's in the right place. You want to get back at them. You want to say something funny. You want to like, you know, riff and bust balls. And that could also create respect, too. Yes, yes. Whereas if you were like, don't... You can't try and get them to stop. You have to fight a little bit. And I think you're right. Your instincts are correct. The problem is...

you know, how well do you know them? Can we get, is it too early to get into the body joke territory? Can you tell them they're all old and you know, their dicks don't work. You know what I mean? Like, um, is that, is that a little much? Um, you know, it's,

Does one of them have a mustache? You could say they look like they're pedophile. Classic stuff. You know what I mean? Weird glasses. Call someone a pedophile. A park. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, exactly. You gotta... Generic stuff for old guys is kind of hard. You also have to, like, if someone's getting dogpiled, you have to jump in. Yeah, that's true. Right now you need low-hanging fruit, right? Like, I...

I would say, you know, is somebody, can you make it look like somebody shit their pants, you know, put a little chocolate on their, you know, and it's like, oh, Reggie shit his pants, you know, whatever, whatever. Like basically you have to be, yeah, you have to be on the lookout for, you have to be on the lookout for an opportunity to score any points here. You need some low hanging fruit. If it's a dog pile, get in there with something. They might be surprised, but it also does feel like,

This is just, like, good-hearted, like... You know, I worked at a machine shop when I was 20, 1920, and there was a lot of, like, busting balls. There was a lot of, like, white trash, and, you know... Yeah. You would bust balls back. You know, they'd call you fat. You'd call them a fucking hillbilly. I get some hate comments, for sure, on the internet, but I kind of go a little bit more absurdist with my clapbacks. I don't really know if this would apply. But those are different. That's a different scenario. Those aren't good-natured... No. This is just...

- You think it's- - This is locker room stuff. - It's more jovial. - I think this is just hazing, this is just workplace. In the army when you're a mechanic, it's like- - Yeah, it's true. - It's just ball busting. And I think she is right to be like, "I need something good."

Unfortunately, I can't give you something generic here, right? Like if they're, you know, if they're fat, they're bald. If you're being this specific to you, you have to be this specific bad. Yeah. And just any fight, it's about earning respect, right? So just attempting stuff is good. If you want to, you know, write back and give us some pictures or if you want to give us some, like, you know, comments,

Qualifications. You know, what they're doing. They're finding people you look like. Who do they look like? Who could they look like? It's like, you know, who's like a really ugly ass guy? Like Mitch McConnell. Yeah. No, they have deep respect for him. They're mechanics in the Air Force. But if he looked like that, you know, you could say... You're going to have to pick...

You look like a crypt keeper. Yeah, the crypt keeper's good. Is there some guy that looks like the crypt keeper? That's good. Yeah. You know. Yeah, again, pedophiles. These guys also are like big, like... I'm sure they are pedophiles. How about this? Say they look like Joe Biden. Call them Democrats. Yes. That's going to crush the Navy aviation. Be like, you probably voted for Kamala, you fucking homo. That'll crush. That'll crush in the fucking... At the fucking...

At the Navy Aviation Yard? Come on, are you kidding me? You know, all this kind of shit. Now, is there a piece of media that's very important? Who's the biggest loser in Top Gun or something like that? You know what I mean? Like,

I don't know. We need a little more specifics, but your head's in the right place. You want to clap back. If they're dogpiling, get some licks in. You know what I mean? Like, be unfair. You know, call them ugly. You just have to be specific, unfortunately. We can't. We really can't do your job. I do. I do. I do like what you're saying to some of just like, yeah, you sort of got to build it up over time.

There's not going to be like the profile. You don't want to bring someone to their knees with something. You want to like ingratiate into the workplace culture here. You want them to be dog piling and you call someone, you know, nice pedophile mustache Reggie. And they're like, Oh,

Oh, the new girl called you a pedophile, right? Reggie fucks kids. Like, that's the moment you want. And it's like, it's also slow. And it's like, you want to be... And then every day you got to come with something. And it has to also just be jovial. And it's camaraderie. You know what I mean? Like, and...

Again, you're the low man on the totem pole. You're the pledge here. Can you do you also want to like earn their respect in other ways? Like you might have to work a little harder. You might have to bring donuts for everybody. Like this is just what being young and they're kind of trying to accept you in a hilarious way, even though they are tearing you to shreds with, you know, Roger from American Dad or whatever. But, you know, your head's in the right place.

Get after them. Do something nice. Just really... And don't get too, too ruthless too quickly. I agree. You don't want to be angry either. You want it to be like it's rolling off your back kind of shit. Yeah, you don't want them to see you sweat. Yeah. And calling them old is big. They're probably worried about their mortality, that kind of stuff. Old, washed...

You probably don't fuck your wife good eventually. Yeah, exactly. You also don't want to be the 19-year-old girl who brings up the sex jokes first because then you might have... She's in a harder position here too because for me, if I'm a 19-year-old guy and it's all guys, I'm saying you're old as shit, you don't get pussy, you know what I mean? And you'll get there. You can get there eventually when there's the camaraderie there, but you don't start there. You know what I mean? Like...

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