Stavvy's World Bonus #119 - McDade's Maniacs Vol. 1 (Andrew Durso) [PATREON PREVIEW]
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hey stavi so basically what i wanted to ask you about is that uh the other night me and my girlfriend were talking and for whatever reason the subject went over to ghosts and we quickly realized that uh while i do not believe in ghosts at all my girlfriend believes in them a lot and uh

Once we kind of settled that little debate, we reached onto the topic of aliens and discovered that while I believe that aliens could exist, she does not believe in aliens at all. Which, I don't know. I mean, yeah, this is so funny. It's funny to be like, oh, you don't believe in ghosts. Cool, you don't believe in aliens? You fucking whore! Yeah!

I don't know. Like, I want to think I'm a pretty open-minded guy. Holy shit. But I just feel like it's way more reasonable to assume that...

Somewhere on a planet similar to ours, there could be life similar to ours, and it's a little bit less believable to... Who cares? I don't know, believe your grandma came back and is trying to freak you out. Who gives a fuck? And likes to hang around abandoned buildings or some shit, I don't know. Is it unreasonable for me to ask her to believe in aliens if I know I'm never going to believe in ghosts?

What? I don't know. I just wanted to know what you thought about it. Send her to Neil deGrasse Tyson videos until she converts. I mean, what do you mean ask her to believe in aliens? Who cares? Who?

Who gives a fuck? He's like, will you not entertain the possibility that aliens exist somewhere in the vast universe? Do you believe in astronauts? Do you believe in astronauts? Then you believe in aliens. Why could they? Just also the psychology of like anybody dating at our age. You've already had to become okay with the fact that a lot of girls think your birth sign dictates your perspective. People believe stupid shit. I mean, shit like this is like, man, do we just need religion again? Dude, Catholicism is the answer. Yeah.

But like it is this is essentially like this is if religion meant less. This conversation is like if religion was even stupider. It's like who gives a fuck if your girlfriend believes in ghosts and you don't. Who gives a fuck if you believe in aliens. I just said my girlfriend three articles a day about the drones like look at

I mean, yeah, it's like, what material difference does this make in your life? It's gravity propulsion. What do I believe? I don't fucking care at all about either one of those. Use this to an advantage. This is an opportunity. If you can be polite about it, you can have a lot of conversation with your girlfriend over the years that you're going to need. This is a nice thing for you to talk about. Don't read into it too fucking much.

But you are so right about it. It's fucking, boy, it's like men are from Mars, women are from Earth. This is like a weird fucking... I like twerks, but my girlfriend doesn't like twerks. She likes dinosaurs. It's funny, like, compared to the last call we got, this guy's calling in about, like, a trivial first date conversation. Like, I don't know what to do. The other guy's got a loaded gun to his head.

I don't know. There's a lot of possible planets in the Goldilocks zone out there. Also, not to unwrap this, I don't know. I'm kind of on her side. I guess I believe aliens exist, but not in a way that's significant to us in any way. Sure. Exactly. I'm like, yeah. You're not going to fucking date me? Because I said that.

Yeah, you don't want to suck Andrew off? Come on, man. He's fucking cute. Look at this little guy. He's in the gym now. You can suck his dick. Yeah, you're going to see the results in about two years, maybe. Yeah, I mean, what do I actually think? Like, I...

I don't give a fuck. First and foremost, I do not give a fuck. If I had to think about this for 30 seconds on each one, I would say, yeah, maybe they both probably exist. But every time I start to even think, I'm like, who cares? My brain can't stop thinking, who cares? Like,

Statistically, there's probably some kind of life out there, but again, not in a way that probably affects us. And like the older I get, when I was younger, I probably was like,

Everyone who talked about energy and spirits and all that shit I thought was stupid. The older I get, I kind of weirdly believe in some of that shit. And again, a way that's fully unknowable and that I'll never be able to... Like, the way they didn't understand germs in the 900s. The plague era, yeah. The plague era. I think maybe if humanity doesn't blow itself up, it'll slowly understand like...

Like, we'll probably be able to understand certain feelings that we get scientifically. Whatever. We're never going to understand it while I'm alive. I don't think any religion. I think religions are dumb. I think ghosts and alien arguments are dumb. I don't fucking care. I think you're fucking stupid as shit. If this affects how you think of your girlfriend, I'll tell you that much. I think you're like. So anyway, what do you mean?

It would rock if they haven't had the God conversation until five years in the relationship. It's like, oh, you're Hasidic Jewish? Yeah. I mean, this is just the God conversation, junior. It's like if somebody doesn't believe in, you know, whatever.

So, but it is very girl and guy coded in like science versus spirituality, you know? Anyway, whatever. Don't let this affect your relationship. Grow up, I guess. Grow up. You're a fucking dumb little ass boy.