- Most celebrities are lucky to be known for one big thing, but some are famous for, I don't know, different things across multiple generations. And to me, those are icons. And one of those people is Ertha Kitt. Ah, I love Ertha Kitt. A lot of millennials recognize her as the voice of Yzma from "The Emperor's New Groove." Remember the animated movie with the llama? - Pull the lever, grunk.
That's as good of an impression as I can do, sorry. But Ertha was so much more than a cartoon villain. She was a really polarizing personality. She had beef with the president. She was way ahead of her time when it came to feminism and not
needing a man. Eartha Kitt was a sex symbol in America in a time when black women were still fighting for equality. But she had so much more to offer than just her looks. She was a civil rights activist, an award-winning singer, dancer, actor, teacher, and author. Learning about her story just made me even more obsessed with her. So, welcome to the dark history of the one, the only, Eartha Kitt. ♪
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I love hearing from you in the comments section. Now let's get into today's story. If you're watching on YouTube, you may see that Paul came dressed today in theme as Miss Eartha Kitt, correct? Are you Catwoman? That waistline, Paul. Wow. You know, Paul's really been loving dressing up. His closet looks so good. And honestly, Paul, I love that you commit to a theme. Joan, I don't know what happened. What happened? No outfit today? All right, that's fair. That's fine.
Well, let's talk about Miss Eartha Kitt. She was born January 17th, 1927 in a city called North in South Carolina. I know, how confusing, huh?
North was a major town at the time. They were best known for like, well, they were known for growing like the best cotton. Ertha's mother, her name was Annie May, was Afro Cherokee, which means that she was black and also a Cherokee American. We don't know for sure who Ertha's father was. It was rumored that Ertha's father was a respected doctor named Daniel Sturkey.
there are records of Annie Mae living in his house as a housemaid just before she gave birth to Eartha. Some believe Annie Mae was maybe raped by this doctor since she was just a teenager when she gave birth, and that's probably why there was a lot of mystery surrounding who her father was, but we don't know for sure, and...
Yeah, you know? Ertha said she was treated differently the second she was born. She looked different from everyone around her. She had Black and Indigenous features, and she also had lighter skin than like the children she grew up around. For the first few years of her life, her family was actually homeless. They would sleep in fields or in the yards of neighbors. And one day, Annie Mae married a man who thankfully took the family in.
But for some reason, he refused to accept Ertha or let her live with the family.
Yeah, it was either because of her skin tone or who her father was. Either way, she was kicked out of the family. Mind you, Eartha was only four years old at this time, and she was sent to live with her neighbor, Miss Stearns. You see, there were several other kids and teenagers living with Miss Stearns, and Miss Stearns treated Eartha like...
her personal servant, really. So, you know, again, Eartha's like four years old and this Miss Stearns person was making Eartha like clean the entire house as a four-year-old. So, yeah. According to Eartha, the other kids in the home did not like her. They would tease her constantly. Plus, she was seen as an outsider. So, she was just a scapegoat for everyone. Anytime
Anytime someone broke a dish, didn't get their work done, whatever, it was always Eartha's fault. And Miss Stearns would, like, punish her with beatings. You know, things started off rough. And, you know, it just goes from bad to worse. Out of nowhere, Eartha's mother, Annie Mae, ends up dying. Rumor has it that she died after eating food sprinkled with an unusual— air quotes are happening here—
Awkward Delana, I bet you. People thought she was poisoned, but it was never proven. Even though Ertha didn't live with her mother, she did have some kind of protection when she was alive. But now, like, you know, there was no one to watch out for Ertha, even from...
Afar. After this, for years, Ertha was sexually assaulted by the boys who lived in the house. Between the verbal and the physical abuse, Ertha became very introverted because of how terrified she was. Also, on top of this, she really wasn't eating a lot, so she was, you know, pretty thin. I mean, there was no one protecting her until years later.
A random man Ertha didn't know ended up showing up at Miss Stern's house and he was there to see Ertha. There's rumors that this man was like related to Ertha's father but we don't really know for sure. There's a lot of mystery. It was said that when this man saw the state that Ertha was in he was completely shocked. Ertha at this time was eight years old. She was
like way underweight. She looked terrified and it was clear that she was not being taken care of. So he decided to send her to live with Marnie Kitt. So Marnie was Eartha's aunt who lived in New York City. And the two, they had never met before, but this man's probably thinking like, hey, this is better than...
what's happening here, right? So Ertha was given some food. She was also given a trunk of clothes and then was dropped off at the train station where she was headed to New York.
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I mean, Urtha grew up in an area full of like cotton plantations and nature. Like it was very country.
And now she's in New York City, you know? Marnie did the best that she could with Ertha and made sure she was always learning new things and doing lots of different activities and like put her in piano lessons. And Ertha was said to be very skilled when it came to the piano. And like that was her thing for a really long time. At school, Ertha pretty much kept to herself. She was very shy, but all that changed one day when she was given an assignment.
Now, Eartha was told to memorize a poem and recite it in front of the class. Now, normally for most of us, I don't know about you, but when I had to like get these types of assignments and I had to do something in the front of the class, I'd start sweating. I hated it. Don't call on me. Don't call on me. Don't call on me.
You know? Ertha, she spent days practicing this alone, just dreading it and wanting to get the assignment over with. But as soon as she like got in front of the class and started reciting the poem, something in her unlocked. She realized...
I'm actually kind of good at this. And for the first time in her life, when she spoke, people paid attention to her. And after that, Ertha wasn't, she wasn't shy anymore. It was clear that Ertha had real talent when it came to performing. She ended up getting into the Metropolitan School of the Arts in the Lower East Side. Little fun fact, this was the high school that ended up becoming the Fame High School.
Now, so Eartha's here. When you're at this school, you know, she's able to take dancing lessons. And it was just like another talent to add to her wheelhouse because she was really good at that too. She was like, oh shit, I'm good at this. At this new school, she felt very at home and made a ton of friends. Well, one day in 1943, Eartha went to the movies with one of her friends. And after the movie, they were just hanging out on the street outside trying to decide like,
You know, what are we gonna do now? And then this girl who was like about Eartha's age stopped Eartha and asked her how to get to the local dancewear store. I guess this person needed to buy a leotard. Eartha gave her a look like, what do you need to buy a fancy leotard for? Well, the girl told her she was buying a leotard for a woman named Catherine Dunham. And when Eartha heard this, her eyes lit up.
Catherine was a legend in the dancing world. She had started this first modern dancing troupe made of all black dancers. So when Eartha hears this, she was fangirling hard over having like a connection to Catherine because her dance troupe had recently appeared in a movie she loved called Stormy Weather.
So it's like, you know, what are the odds, right? The universe is kind of lining up. It's like, oh my God, what? You know Catherine? So Eartha makes this girl a deal. She's like, I'll take you to the dancewear store if you take me to meet Catherine. Well, the girl agrees. There's no Google Maps or anything, you know? So you need help. So when Catherine meets Eartha,
She's intrigued. Eartha is stunning and unlike anyone she's ever met before. And she clearly had a lot of nerve to like show up to her studio unannounced, you know? And honestly, to Catherine?
she was kind of impressed. So Catherine invites Eartha to audition for her. And Eartha's like, hell yeah, baby, like this is it. Because she knows she's gonna crush it. So Eartha gets up on stage next to the studio's piano player. And the piano player's like, when do you want me to play? And Eartha freezes. She realizes she actually doesn't even have a routine. What do you do from here? I would just bust out. ♪ Don't you wanna ♪
That's what I would do. Just like improv, you know? But Ertha, she's smart. She's not like me. So Ertha knew the thing that she was best at was this style called Spanish Harlem street dancing. So she's like waiting on stage like,
Okay, I'm just going to do what I know. That. So the piano player was able to play something, you know, and then Eartha is just popping off with this complete improvised dance that was 100% her. In hindsight, it was like a big risk because this is not usually how you audition, right? But Eartha, she doesn't know this yet. So it kind of way it like worked, right? Because her risk ends up paying off.
Katherine is like, oh wow, wow. And offers her a job on the spot. Yeah, to work at her dance studio. Could you imagine? I'd be like Hilary Duff, this is what she... Now at this time, Eartha was only 17 years old.
And I mean, this was a dream come true. So she dropped out of school and accepted the job right away. Catherine wanted to set her dance troupe apart. So she decided to mix things up and add some singing to the shows. Now, this was great news for Eartha because she actually was an amazing singer. Now, Eartha, when she talks, she has this very whimsical and sharp way of talking, almost like
She's a queen from like a Disney movie and her voice was similar to that. I found out that they were strange and wonderful words. Is that how you would describe it? Yeah, she has such a unique, fun, cute voice. I just, it's good. It's good. So after six months of working for Catherine, Eartha was promoted to an official company dancer.
Eartha ended up traveling with Catherine's dance troupe for years. And even though she was like usually just part of the chorus in the background, she was always the standout. You just couldn't help but watch her. Listen, Catherine loved Eartha. But you know, at the end of the day, Catherine's like, this is actually...
my dance company and I'm the star of the show so she was getting kind of annoyed that people were coming to see Eartha this new girl and not her so she's like eventually the dance troupe ends up in London performing at the West End which is like their version of Broadway and Eartha was more popular in Europe than she had been anywhere else so she was getting offers like
like left and right to perform solo, which I'm assuming here probably pissed off Catherine. Now, Catherine knew she couldn't fire or demote Eartha because she was like one of the main reasons that her show was selling tickets. And Eartha, I mean, she was loving the attention, but she also wanted to step out on her own and not be attached to Catherine anymore. So in 1948, Eartha leaves Catherine's dance troupe
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And after being part of a traveling dance troupe for years, she realizes it's time to go solo. In 1949, Ertha started performing at a Parisian nightclub called Carol's Nightery. This was a bar that would host wild cabaret shows. It's like Moulin Rouge, but with
with a small budget. So this was perfect for Urtha. She'd sing some famous songs and culture at the time, and then other songs she came up with herself, you know? And if she forgot lyrics, oh, she was great 'cause she would just ad-lib and go with the flow. And like, no one knew that she was ad-libbing.
She's just a natural performer, very gifted. And people loved how informal and unique she was. The show went on for almost a year and it drew in people from all over the world, including one of the biggest celebrities at this time, a man named Orson Welles. I know, it's a very familiar name and you're like, I know that name. Where do I know that name from? Orson Welles. I was thinking, what was that book, 1984? 1984.
That's not him though, right? Who's that? Orson Welles. Not the man who wrote "1984," Bailey. Anyways, Orson Welles. So you might recognize him from the classic movie "Citizen King." Are you guys into films? If you ever meet a film student, they will go on and on about what a great movie this was. And you just have to sit there and be like,
Uh-huh. Yeah, it was okay. But they love it. Orson was this famous writer, producer, and actor in Hollywood. Think of him as like Leonardo DiCaprio of his time. Whenever he did something, the press was all over it. Orson was always interested in new and unusual talent. So when he went to Paris, he went to check out this show with Eartha in it. And when he saw Eartha...
Girl, he was in love.
He could not get over her insane talent or how gorgeous she was. And on top of that, he was just obsessed with her confidence. Wow. What a woman. He called Eartha, quote, the most interesting woman in the world. Now, at this time, Orson was in the middle of casting a play. And as soon as he witnessed Eartha's talent, he cast her in his play, right? And as Helen of Troy, right?
Wow. This play got a ton of attention, especially because Ertha, a black woman, was cast as a female lead in a play with Orson, a famous white actor. Like at the time, everyone was, it was very edgy for him doing this. And to the audience, it seemed that these two had chemistry. They took their scenes very seriously, if you know what I mean.
Honestly, it's giving. Remember when Lady Gaga and what's his name did A Star is Born and everyone was like, oh, what?
But that's what everyone was thinking with this. Like, okay, you guys just have sex on stage. Like you might as well at this point. So people were kind of thinking the same thing with these two. And you know, as rumor has it, these two had a very showmance. I mean, if you see pictures of the two of them in this play, you can tell there are sparks in their eyes. The way that they look at each other, you're like, oh, I wish I looked at someone like that.
The way I look at beef jerky is the way that she and Orson were looking at each other. Stars and beauty and love in their eyes. Just ready to eat that whole pack of jerky. One sitting.
It was that. So Orson and Ertha, you know, they became very close, very tight. And they would host these parties and it would be filled with booze. And it was beautiful. They'd invite all these artists over and they'd talk and drink wine all night. And their connections to the industry, it ran deep. So the people that they were surrounding themselves with were just amazing.
interesting top people. So I imagine that these dinners and stuff were just interesting, right? No? I think it would. I'd like it to be a fly on the wall. I'm sure it was interesting. Now, according to like speculation, you know, during these nights, these little dinner nights, the two would be all over each other. But Eartha and Orson, they have always publicly denied that they were in a relationship. And
they always said that they were just friends. I think I watched an interview where she said like they were kind of like soulmates in a way but like nothing more than just a they had a connection and an understanding. It was kind of beautiful. I wish they were whatever either way together or not
them being together in some way, it did benefit them in a very big way. Orson took Ertha to work meetings with him and Ertha was apparently an amazing date because she wasn't just arm candy. She asked good questions. She made him look good. She was smart. She knew what she was talking about. And Ertha always said the most valuable lesson that Orson taught her was to market herself. That she should find a way to keep herself relevant
at all times. Ertha took this advice and headed back to New York. She booked a show at this famous jazz club and it caught the attention of big time producers. These producers, they decided to put her on a variety Broadway show called "The New Faces"
of 1952. Now this show was mostly basic comedians doing like comedic skits and songs and they wanted to bring Eartha on to like freshen up the show. Now Eartha accepted the challenge so she gets up there and she performs a spicy song called Monotonous. Eartha had the whole stage set up with these three long chaise lounges. You know they look like those fainting couches from the 50s.
long therapy chairs essentially, and she would like essentially crawl from one chair to the other while singing in a very sultry voice. Because of this one performance, Ertha went on a national tour and she even got to star in a film version of the show. At this point, Ertha, she like has a reputation as a Broadway star and she even got nominated for Tony Awards.
So people in the entertainment industry, they really see that she has a lot of potential, okay? Especially as a recording artist, because Ertha wasn't afraid to sing scandalous songs. In 1953, she released this one song called, "I Wanna Be Evil."
The lyrics are all about how she's tired of being pure and innocent and she just wants to be naughty and bad. And when you listen to it in comparison of like music today, it's so PG safe and cute. But back then it was like women never said these naughty words about wanting to be evil. So it was kind of like, oh,
Anyways, people really liked it and it turned out to be a best-selling record. And then that success led to Eartha releasing my favorite song of hers, which I know you've heard because we've all heard this song, Santa Baby. You know? So she sang that song.
The song was written specifically for Eartha to perform. That was Eartha. You've been listening to Eartha all these years. Yep. The music video for this song was very simple. Okay. It's Eartha in a white like fur. It kind of looks like a little blanket and she's like naked and she's covering up her body. So you know like the costume budget was...
They saved money is what I'm saying. And she's like wrapped up and she's peeping out a window. She's like, Santa baby. Oh, it's so cold outside. And so therefore, Eartha starts to get this like reputation as a little sex kitten. And instead of trying to fight it, she leaned into it. Her performances became very interactive, especially when it came to the men in the audience. So Eartha, when she would be performing...
She'd like drape herself all over the men and like, you know, sing the song directly to them. And naturally the wives would be like there too. And they'd be like, what the fuck, bitch? I'm right here. And Eartha's like, good for her.
She knew her audience. Let me know if I should go on tour. I could do it. Yeah. I got lyrics. So, Ertha started to say in her shows, quote, "Ladies, I'm not here to steal your man tonight. I'm going to rev his engine up for you later." Vroom, vroom, you know?
Good for her. Everything these days is so sexualized, so it's easy for us to kind of just be like, all right. But Eartha was doing this all in the 50s. Again, judgmental, segregation, bullshit, whatever. And Eartha was like, I don't give a fuck. I'm going to do whatever I want.
I love it. Well, you know, she's performing, she's doing her thing. And then eventually she's like, you know what? I'm not really fulfilled being just a sexy little performer. She channeled all of this fame and opportunity into charity. She knew she was lucky to get the opportunity to go to a performing arts school. So Ertha would go into different schools with underprivileged kids and teach them how to dance. And then during this time, Ertha also found love.
Through mutual friends, she met a man named John William McDonald. John was a wealthy real estate investor. I guess Ertha had been looking for a nice rich man to settle down with, so she was thrilled. Rumor has it that Ertha was involved with lots of wealthy men before John. I guess like billionaires and stuff. There was a rumor that she was dating the heir to the Revlon Cosmetics fortune.
babe, I'm there. But when it came time for Eartha and her boyfriends to like take the next step, they just never did. Their families wouldn't allow them to marry a black woman.
And that's annoying. But this didn't matter to John. They fell in love not long after they met. And on June 9th, 1960, Eartha and John got married. In the next year, Eartha gave birth to her one and only child, a daughter she named Kit McDonald. Now, when it came to being a mother, Eartha had never been happier.
But sadly, her marriage fell apart pretty quickly after having Kit. You see, John was injured after fighting in the Korean War years earlier, so he was prescribed morphine to deal with his injuries. And that's great.
Unfortunately, morphine is addictive and John became addicted to it. So on top of that, Eartha was traveling for work all of the time. They just didn't work as a couple anymore. He and Eartha divorced in 1964. Even though this was a sad time in Eartha's personal life, she was kind of killing it when it came to her career. I feel like that's how it goes. If your career is taking off, your personal life is shit.
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Have you heard of a TV show called Batman? Well, there was this TV show. It was a hit. It was called Batman, and she was going to play Catwoman. And honestly, it was the best casting you could ever dream of. At the time, she was one of the only Black women in a leading role on primetime TV, and she wasn't about to play it safe. When Eartha played Catwoman, she transformed.
into Catwoman. She was Catwoman. What do you call those like actors and stuff who do stuff with their body? She's that. She's a very physical actor, but also flexible and like the way she moves is like what? She's just so good. She was great as Catwoman, but she would wear like this very sensual skin tight cat suit and like the ponytail and she'd be like, how do you purr?
Eartha, she had this signature purr that she would do in every episode. I will try and recreate it for you, but she rolls her tongue and I can't roll my tongue. But she'd be like, I gotta look, I gotta Google how to like roll your tongue. I just never learned. Anyway, she would do it all the time. Honestly, I thought she was the star of the show, but then she only was on for one season and I was actually upset and I stopped watching. I used to watch the show as a kid.
reruns, yeah, you know? Okay. But look, she became a cultural icon. Eartha's time in the spotlight was all about to come crashing down.
Unfortunately, when she took unapologetic opinions all the way to the White House. Around this time, Eartha became involved with a group in Washington, D.C. called Rebels With A Cause. Now, this group worked with kids and teenagers from the inner city who were going down the wrong path.
They had either been arrested or were falling behind in school and they just needed support. Now, normally celebrities wouldn't touch a group like this because it involved kids from underprivileged neighborhoods and many of them had criminal records. You know, a lot of people just would write them off as like, they're bad. And then that's it. But for celebrities,
Eartha, you know, she grew up in extreme poverty and she had her own personal experience. So she felt like she could speak to the politicians on behalf of these kids. So these kids just, they wouldn't be just a statistic. You know, someone had to speak up for them. So in 1967, Eartha testified before Congress on behalf of Rebels with a Cause.
Her testimony was so moving and impressed Congress so much that they even suggested that she take this work further. They recommended her for a position working with the White House to improve conditions for the kids. This meant that Ertha would be working with the president at the time. The president,
A man named Lyndon B. Johnson, a.k.a. LBJ. Remember our Weird Presidents episode? This is the dick guy. Talking on the phone, on the toilet, whipping his wiener out, and then pranking people with his boat. His car boat. He was a weird president. Obsessed with his wiener.
So President Johnson's wife, she went by the nickname Lady Bird. So one day Lady Bird invited Eartha to a White House charity lunch. Now this event was put together so women could get around and talk about like the growing crime rates in America's youth. They're like, you guys, what is happening to all of our precious angel babies?
What are we gonna do? Now at this time, kids all over the country, they were rebelling because of the Vietnam War. They were getting arrested for smoking pot, fighting each other, vandalizing buildings, stuff like that. Plus thousands of them were taking part in protests every day. Technically, allegedly, Eartha did not want to go to this lunch. She said, quote, I didn't want to go because I thought of the politicians, you know, those luncheons, what are they gonna mean?
blah blah blah and that's it so ertha was about to rsvp no but she gets word that ladybird really wanted her to attend so earth is like fine i'll go on january 18 1968 ladybird takes the mic in front of dozens of guests
and started talking about how the, quote, quality of their lives has changed because of the increase in youth crime. Most of the women are nodding along in agreement. Yeah, yeah. So other women, they would take turns with the mic and they would back up what Miss Lady Bird was saying. And they were committed to helping, quote, unquote, high crime, low income communities. Thank you.
It was essentially a bunch of Karens talking about how they were going to clean up crime without looking at why there was crime in the first place. Meanwhile, they're in like a nice luncheon, nice outfits, nice food. Like, you guys, if you want to clean up the crime, maybe go to the crime and see what's going on there. Not going to figure it out in your nice luxury room, but okay.
Anyhow, so President Johnson actually shows up making a surprise guest appearance. Now, President Johnson was a controversial figure at this time. He was taxing Americans at a crazy high rate, and he was obsessed with keeping the Vietnam War going. Now, people hated him for that. There was a chant at the time that went, Hey, hey, LBJ, how many kids did you kill today? Bring it on.
President Johnson walks in and allegedly says, quote, I want you all to know how wonderful it is for the first family to invite the common people to have lunch with us. Now, if you're sitting there and you were invited and he just called you common people. Do you see the hat I'm wearing? This is not a common person hat. Okay, this was a very expensive hat. Okay, common. Okay.
Anyways, it just, it didn't rub people the right way. So then he starts talking about the delinquent youth problem in America. As if he knows. And then he blames the parents of kids getting in trouble. Now, naturally, everyone is nodding along like, yeah, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Anything you say, Mr. President? Yes. Yes, we agree. Now, at that point, remember, Earth is there. She's looking around like, you dumb bitches. She's fuming.
She was one of the only people in the room who actually understood what it was like for inner city families and like what their day-to-day looked like. She worked with them all the time. She was there hands-on. And she had had it after President Johnson's little speech. Things have been a little tense over here. You see, this week, Joan had secretly started her own business selling a custom mix of bird seed. Ah!
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Fuck these bitches. She stood up. She blocked his path. And she's very polite. Kind of. She's determined. There's actually footage of this online and you look it up. It's amazing. It's like, yes. She tells him in a very determined, confident voice. What do we do about the need to parents? The parents who have to go to work, for instance, who can't spend the time with their children that they should. This is, I think, is our main problem. What do we do with the children when the parents are off work?
She's asking the truth. She's asking real questions. And she wasn't being like, she wasn't being a bitch about it. She wasn't being rude. Anyways, so President Johnson, he's kind of like, what the fuck? He's mumbling some kind of half-assed answer and is like, I think that'd be a very good question. You ask yourself, when do you get all healthy? And then he leaves. So from that point on, Eartha lights a cigarette. She's like, fuck these bitches.
Fuck these bitches. Parliament lights. 100s. And she's just stewing, waiting for her moment. She keeps raising her hand to speak, but she's getting ignored. Nothing was really said, but like after Eartha had stood up and done that, you can kind of tell the room is like kind of, I don't know about Eartha. Like they're not happy with her, but they're not going to say that.
because they're ladies who lunch. So finally toward the end of the lunch, Lady Bird tells Ertha, "Fine, you can take the podium." So Ertha goes up there, takes the podium, and she looks straight into Lady Bird's eyes.
And she tells Miss Lady Bird the truth. She tells the room that the youth of America are rebelling because they're angry about their lives being defined by a war that they don't understand. She says also, quote, "They don't want to go to school because they're going to be snatched off from their mothers to be shot in Vietnam. I am talking as a mother who has a child.
So I know the feeling of having a baby coming out of my guts. And Lady Bird is in the back of the room, just like doing her best to keep eye contact with Eartha so she doesn't seem weak. But it's clear that she is shook by the comments that Eartha was making. She's like, shut up. This is supposed to be a nice luncheon with Eartha.
Ladies who lunch. But Eartha then says, quote, you send the best of this country off to be shot and maimed. No wonder the kids rebel and take pot. And Miss Johnson, in case you don't understand the lingo, that's marijuana. So, look, it's not even that bad, right? You and I would just be like, okay, well, when...
When Eartha ends her speech, some of the guests start crying. You've seen the videos of Karens when they get confronted and they just start crying. That's what they were doing. Some were just pissed off. They were giving Eartha dirty looks. Other guests leaned over and were like, hey girl, you were speaking facts. Thanks for that. So at the end of the lunch, everyone goes to Lady Bird to comfort her. And
Eartha just gets ignored. She was like a social pariah at this point. But Eartha's like, whatever, I spoke the truth. Isn't that what this lunch was supposed to be about? Like, I don't, okay. And that was it, right? Great, okay. End of the lunch. Well, unfortunately...
this turned into a shit show because that night, newspapers all over the country were printing stories with the headlines saying things like, Eartha Kitt denounces war policy to the Johnsons. They described Eartha as aggressive, disrespectful, and they even went on to say that Eartha made Lady Bird cry. Now, even today, when I was looking up this story, I kept coming across the fact that
She made Lady Bird cry. But the truth is, Lady Bird never cried. Other women did. Get your shit together. But not Lady Bird. But here's what really happened behind the scenes. When President Johnson heard what Eartha did, he was livid. He was already pissed that she had confronted him in the first place, but you're gonna upset my wife? Ugh.
Ugh, you know? Mm-mm, he was not having it. So he picks up his phone, probably on the toilet, dig out, and allegedly he called every news network in America and said, I do not want to see that woman on air. And that, baby girl Lisa, was the moment that Eartha was blacklisted everywhere. Ugh, mm-mm.
So dumb. Despite this, Eartha stood by what she said, saying that I would do it again. She didn't even do anything that bad. She was just telling the truth. Why are people mad at the truth? I mean, there was like a lot of people on Eartha's side. Moms were tired of their kids going to this war and dying. No one wanted this war. And people would take part in like anti-Vietnam marches, holding signs that said, "Eartha Kitt speaks for the women of America."
But it didn't matter. President Johnson was the president and powerful. So TV shows stopped booking her. Radio stations stopped playing her music. Any type of event she had got canceled. Nothing.
No one would touch her. And for a while, it seemed like that would be the end of Eartha Kidd. If the president hates you and tells the media to run hit pieces on you, especially back then, you know, it's hard to recover. So Eartha actually talked about this blacklisting saying, quote, if you tell the truth in a country that says you're entitled to tell the truth, you get your face slapped and you get put out of work, end quote. Which reminds me, do you guys listen to The Clash? No.
I know. I'm just like, so cool. No, but there's, The Clash has a song called Know Your Rights. Great song. But there's this line in it that always like slapped. It slaps because it says along the lines of like, you have the right to free speech unless you're actually dumb enough to try it. Something like that.
And I feel like this is where it kind of applies. You know what I'm saying? Eartha knew that there was one place that would welcome her back with open arms. Europe. She's like, we're going. So Eartha takes her daughter Kit out of school, hires a tutor, and they go to Europe for the next decade.
Apparently they had an amazing time while they were there. So they're living now in their European bubble. Everything is going well. Eartha is working her ass off to keep creating new exciting shows. Then one day in 1975, Eartha gets a strange phone call. The call was coming from the New York Times. She's like, hello? Hi. What do you, yes. Hello? Yes. They were asking Eartha for permission to,
to print the CIA file that they had on her. Eartha's like, what? Why would they have a file on me? Can I see this file? Turns out it was more... Let me hang up the phone really quick. Okay. Turns out it was more than just a simple file. Eartha had a full-on dossier about her with information from the FBI, Secret Service, the National Security Agency, and the CIA. ♪
Give me a break. These agencies claim that they had to follow Eartha around in the 1950s because she was traveling in between the U.S. and Europe. And this was a problem for national security because she allegedly had, quote, unquote, loose morals.
One source reported in 1956 that Ertha's escapades overseas and her loose morals were said to be the talk of Paris. Ertha was also described as having a, quote, nasty disposition and a very crude and vile tongue. Oh my God, this is a jump. But they also said that she was a sadistic nymphomaniac.
All because she just wanted the war to stop and care about the kids. Huh? Wow. So, Eartha heard all this and simply replied, Well, what does that have to do with the CIA if I was? Eartha was just completely unbothered because she was always...
Sure in herself. She like just knew what she stood for. Eartha gave the Times permission to print portions of the report stating, quote, I've always lived a very clean life and I have nothing to be afraid of and I have nothing to hide. In January of 1975, the New York Times published an article with the headline CIA in 68 gave Secret Service a report containing gossip about Eartha Kitt after White House incident. That was a long title. But yeah.
So a lot of celebrities might have freaked out and gotten defensive over an article like this. But, you know, Eartha, she's pretty badass. And she knew there was power to sticking to her word and not letting these stupid reports define her.
And plus on top of that, you know what they say, all press is good press. When many people would have laid low until the bad press went away, Eartha took a role on Broadway. She starred in a play called Timbuktu. It was a sellout performance. It was clear audiences genuinely missed her. And she even won a Tony Award for it. By this time, LBJ was no longer the president and President Jimmy Carter was in the White House.
He and his wife decided they wanted to make things right with Eartha. In 1978, they invited her to the White House and they invited reporters to photograph Eartha officially being welcomed back to the White House. It kind of was like low-key a middle finger to LBJ. I mean, Eartha was officially back. She's like blocking out the haters. Oh.
From then on, Eartha never slowed down. She recorded more music and became a Grammy-nominated artist. She wrote a book on fitness and positive attitude called Rejuvenate. It's never too late. It became a bestseller. She even went on to do iconic voiceover work that eventually won her Emmys. I mean, she was so...
talented and she never stopped working. Sadly, when Eartha was 79 years old, she was diagnosed with terminal colon cancer, but she refused to let it define the rest of her life. She worked until her body started to shut down. On December 25th, 2008, at the age of 81, Eartha Kitt passed away. She left behind
a legacy. I mean, you couldn't make up this woman's story if you tried. I feel like I learned a lot about Eartha and honestly, we only like scratched the surface. She once said, quote, I have used all the manure that has been thrown on me as fertilizer to make me stronger. I'm that gif, remember?
She's strong, huh? I think it's safe to say we've all had a lot of shit thrown at us and it's easy to give up or let the bad times define you, but I think what we can learn from Ertha or my takeaway with Ertha is like, you know, don't be afraid to be yourself. Stand up for what you believe in, but also don't let other people intimidate you and stop you from doing what you want.
in life right so cheesy believe in yourself and the one thing I loved about Eartha too was that she was never like she was not predictable I like that about her it's like don't let anyone put you in a box and you have to stay to that one thing with Eartha she was like yeah I'm in this box but I'm also in this one this one this one this one and this one you know so it's like don't let people
define you. And Eartha refused to be defined. And I think we should be too. You know, life is short. Easier said than done. I'm aware, but I'm just trying to be positive because Eartha is just incredible. I really like her. She's missed. She was such a talent. Anywho, next week, what are we doing? What are we doing next week?
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