The Pokimane Episode
01:46:25 Share

Before the episode, Chucklers, our final merch drop is coming next week on January 14th only at Chuckle.store. And we've got lots in store for you guys so you can hold on to a piece of the Chuckle forever. Let me show you. Audio listeners, you've got a shirt. Tucker lovers, you've got a shirt too. You'll even be able to rep your answer to the world's greatest question, which is, of course, would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games or games, unlimited games?

Oh, you guys, I

I love tomato sauce. I could probably chug that right now. Okay. I mean, I don't know how to chug the whole thing. Are you locking that in? I love tomato sauce. Like, I am a tomato sauce fanatic. We can sip on that. No, no, the other one. Oh, this? Yes. Oh, yeah. No, that's... Okay. This is the good stuff. I'll do the fireball. And Ted, what are you going to do? Why are you doing a fireball? He just needs alcohol to keep him happy. I'm a high-functioning alcoholic. Are you okay?

I mean, don't say that as a joke. I might take it seriously. That wasn't a joke. He's functioning, isn't he? At a high level. I would say medium. Medium high. Yeah. Medium high. Definitely medium high for sure. Guys, I would like the audience to know it's 11 a.m. It is 11 a.m. Yeah, no, this is bright and early. Is the impression I've left you that bad that you need a shot?

No, this is every day. Yeah, this is every day, bro. Do you guys talk about drama on this channel? We could, I suppose. I guess we've got nothing to lose at this point, right? How you doing? I'm struggling. Thank you. Talk to me about why those cookies are so damn expensive. Can we not? Year and a half old drama or something. I can't tell time anymore.

That's crazy! It's so good, it's kind of like V8. Is that the drink? Okay, that's fair. Try it, it's exactly like V8. Okay. And I mean conceptually, they're about the same thing too. Yeah, that's nice. So is this something that like when you're hanging out, like maybe you bust out a thing of tomato sauce and you'll just be sipping on it?

If I could carry around a little tomato sauce. Just like a little shot? Yes. Like it's like a juice shot? And I don't like to drink, so I wish tomato sauce could kind of do the same thing. Yeah. Because this tastes great. I know that does not taste good. Let's be so for real.

We had Benedictine on set earlier and it was phenomenal. Yeah, we ran out of it. We got, let's get some more for tomorrow. What's a Benedictine? It's an herbal liqueur made by monks in the Swiss Alps. Actually, that sounds, that description sounds nice. It's basically like a, it's like sugar, it's like a sugary syrup that Schlatt replaces for normal alcohol. It's like Robitussin coats your whole mouth.

- Oh, that's very pretty. - Yeah, there it is. - Very, very pretty. - Yeah, it's nice. - Are you, I guess, how would you say, have you acquired

taste of alcohol so that's enjoyable to you? No, this sucks. But the Benedictine is good. On our first ChocoWeek, you were... You've gone through a lot... He's gone through a lot of phases of alcoholic consumption. And originally, Fireball was... I thought you were just going to say alcoholism. Yeah, it started real rough. I hadn't taken a sip of alcohol until my 21st birthday. As you should. We love the law. And then my first drink was a Bud Heavy from...

My family's fridge. I did not know there was a Bud Heavy. I thought it was just Bud Light. Yeah, they're made of titanium. The cans. Oh. Yeah.

Are you lying to me? Budweiser. They call Budweiser "Bud Heavy"? At least my daddy does. Budweiser, Bud Light, Bud Heavy? No, no, no. Budweiser is Bud Heavy. Because there's a Bud Light. So if you're drinking the regular Bud, you're drinking Bud Heavy. You call it that, Dirt? Really? Oh yeah. You call it Bud Heavy too? Everybody calls it that. I figured Budweiser would be the Bud Medium.

So what's the Bud Heavy? It's heavier! It's heavier! That's what a Bud Heavy would look like. Titanium can, it's a little bit more percent. Budweiser was just a shot at vodka in it or something. Indestructible. Yeah, and made of nano tubes. God bless. Actually, could I try that? Yeah. Yeah. Do you say what this is? We can like pull everything down from the shelves if you want to try it all too. There's a menu!

All right, Chucklers, this episode of Chuckle Sandwich is sponsored by ZocDoc. ZocDoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. We've said this before. You can even score same-day appointments. Chucklers, stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to ZocDoc.com slash chuckle to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. That's Z-O-C-D-O-C dot com slash chuckle. ZocDoc.com slash chuckle. ♪

Next on Naughty Yotta Island. I knew I deserved so much more, so I left. I finally switched to Metro and got what I was looking for. Get one line for only $25 a month with auto pay. Just bring your phone to Metro and experience all the data you want on the largest 5G network. That's Naughty Yotta Yotta, only at Metro by T-Mobile. First month is $30. Bring your number and ID. Offer not available if with T-Mobile or with Metro in the past 180 days.

Favorite puppy is the name that I called my stuffed animal growing up. Like that was its name. Like it wasn't like Johnny or something like that. It was like this is favorite puppy. That's really cute. I had poopa. Poopa? Poopa. Smells like sweet sweat. Sweet sweat. Does it taste like sweet sweat? If you don't like it, we're going to cut this whole thing out. Oh, I love it.

Slightly maniacal twang to that. Did you have a name for a stuffed animal growing up? I had a favorite stuffed animal. It was a leopard. A leopard. You don't remember its name, though? No. You know, how much of your guys' childhood do you recall? My first memory is the poopy corner. Go on. So when I was like two or three. Oh, yeah, there's me with favorite puppy.

So cute. I look crazy. I was still pooping my pants because I was a little baby. And my first memory is like me crawling into the corner of the living room and then pooping. That was the poopy corner. So the fact that you could really remember this memory, do you know what you were thinking in that moment? Uh...

Probably. It's time to go to the poopy corner. I need to shit. Uh-oh. I'm feeling like I need to head over to the poopy corner. Man, I really have to shit right now. In that tone of voice, too. Like that low of a voice. I need to navigate to the poopy corner. I must head to the poopy corner. Place me in the corner. Where art thou, poopy corner? Where art thou, poopy corner? I shall journey there on my own deceit. Yes. Yes.

God bless the poopy corners. Have you seen the clip from Megalopolis, the Francis Ford Coppola movie that came out? No, but maybe we could pull it up. Pull up that clip from Andrew... Entitles me. The driver. Entitles me? He was in Star Wars. Entitles him?

Yes. It's basically like this really- You guys are so good with voices. Thank you. What's your best impression? I don't have one. Actually, a French accent. Okay. I went to dinner the other day and I didn't know anybody at this dinner, which I've never done before. You just don't know a single person. And it was a birthday dinner, but it was lots of fun. And there was one guy there who I guess happens to be a TikToker and he's really good at impressions.

So he started doing like a Trump impression and an Obama impression. And I kind of tried to do the Trump one. And he's like, your Trump sounds really Italian. And it didn't sound like Trump at all. Now we're here. I can do a French accent. Okay. Well, depends what you want me to say. Just a little bit.

No, that's not true. They're racist?

They smell, they smoke a lot. They shit in the river. No ice. No ice in the water. Before the Olympics, have you not heard? They were shitted in that river.

They were like, "We hate that you're spending all this money to clean up this river, so we will make sure that you waste that money to clean up this river." Apparently, yeah, they were really mad that the Olympics were gonna be there, but then when the Olympics started, everybody loved it. Everyone was like, "Viva la France!" Yippee! So, here's the thing though. Yes. I need to hear your Trump impression.

I need to hear it because maybe if you said something in a Trump way I could then try to do the impression but off the top of my head all I think about is in Springfield they're eating the dogs they're eating the dogs the dogs they're eating the dogs no you know like I have no wait he is from New York yeah he is

That'd be sick. They're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets of the people that live there. And they're doing surgeries on the aliens or something. On surgery on aliens? Isn't that what he said? I thought they were doing... I wish he said that. That sounds incredible. No, he said that. Really?

Doing surgery on aliens now? I swear he said that. I thought they were just doing those on grapes. The same debate where he talked about- Transgender operations on illegal aliens. Yeah, well they're not aliens aliens. They're illegal immigration people. It's good to know that you think of them like that.

Terminology. Lock it in. Lock it in. Livestream fails. Lock it in. Now she wants to transgender operations on illegal aliens. Like, who ever said that? Yeah, it's like he's just, it's almost like he's making stuff up as he goes. God bless him. But that can't be right. You guys vote? You want to talk about politics? No, I don't vote. That's how they get you. That's how they get you? Get you to vote? Yeah, everything is public in this country. Everything. Your address. If you register to vote, your name and address are out there. Really? Yeah.

Out there, like where? We gotta show her that clip of the megalopolis. Do you like to live off the grid? Yeah. So this is the clip. Yes.

Entitles me. Entitles me? Yes. Entitles me? Yes. You have no idea. That's it. That's really it. It's just like there's really weird dialogue. I don't know. What else is. I can't remember. So go back to the club. Yeah. So apparently this. Not nothing, but I reserve my time for people who can think about science and literature and.

Oh, is that the guy? That's Adam Driver. Adam Driver, yeah. Cool. I like that. So apparently this movie is just so weird, but it's one of those things where it's Francis Ford-

Go back to the club. I was like, that hey was like so, like, you were like, seemed like you were like, you need to, you were like, cut that shit out. Yes, and go back to the club. Go back to the club. Whoa, that's funny. So last time I saw you, we learned something today, this morning before we started the podcast, because you introduced me to an abbreviation of something that I was so excited about. Same.

Let's maintain the excitement. So last time we hung out. Yeah, I talked about one of my favorite things chocolate milk Chomo She said that and I was like, what did you just say and she was like chomo? And I was like I was like that's I think that's my favorite thing that I've ever heard come out of your mouth I'm gonna spend that I was I think the rest of the time before you got taken away by a wave in the artist alley and

I think I was- we were just saying "chomo" for the whole time. Chomo! I love chomo! Not a good thing to say. And we were really excited about it. I just found out two days ago, my friend told me "chomo" stands for "child molester". So I wasn't filled in on this, so like the moment you got here I was like "what's up chomo?" *laughter*

Which like, I still don't believe. Yeah, that's what they call, you're seeing like TikToks from people who have just gotten out of prison. If you're not a child molester and you're not in prison, how would you know Chomo stands for child molester? Yeah. I'm neither of those things. I was thinking Choco Milk and I would like to keep thinking Choco Milk. So you love Chomo? I love chocolate milk abbreviated to Chomo. Yeah. Yeah.

So, plural, if you're drinking a lot of chocolate milk, you could say like, "Oh, I love chomos." "I love my chomos." I love chomo time. I relax with chomos. Don't talk to me unless I've had my chomo time. I relax with chomos every night. See, now you're doing something there where it's like you're almost not using it as the word. What? What was that last one you said? Chomos.

He has to just fight about chomos. If you drink many chocolate milks. Nobody says chocolate milks, though. If you drink a lot of chocolate milk. It's just chocolate milk. When you say chomos. Having so much chocolate milk. Yeah. That's what I was thinking, too, but I didn't want to calm out because then we would just get into an argument. If you calm out as much as you need. You just seem so easily set off.

No chomo. A phrase stated before or after a creepy remark to clear the sayer of being a child molester or pedophile. Okay. It's like no homo? It's like no homo, but a little higher stakes. We'll click chomos on Urban Dictionary and we scroll down. Maybe we can find chocolate milk.

If you scroll down, maybe there's another one. Prison term? It's not- Okay. You're not gonna see- No. You're not gonna see chocolate milk. Come on. No. No. There's many pages though. Last. What is- A sex offending politician- Chomo Cuomo! Don't. Don't. Leave it alone. I wasn't even thinking about it. No, he- Okay, good.

Today's episode of Chocolate Sandwich is sponsored by Acorns. We've all heard the big plans everyone's making for the new year, like waking up at 5 a.m. and running 10 miles a day. Ambitious goals that take a ton of effort, but let's face it, they rarely last more than a month. I tried to go the whole year without drinking. You want to know how that's going? Ha ha ha!

Oh, geez. But what if you could make one resolution effortless? Like saving and investing with no constant effort required. But with Acorns, you can. Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing. So your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. You don't need to be an expert either. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals. And you don't need to be rich. Acorns lets you invest with just the

We recommend checking out Acorn.

You can head to acorns.com slash chuckle or download the Acorns app today to start saving and investing for your future. Paid non-client endorsement. Compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns. Tier 1 compensation provided. Investing involves risk. Acorns Advisors LLC and SEC registered investment advisor. View important disclosures at acorns.com slash chuckle.

Chuckles, when was the last time that you needed to go to the doctor but you pushed it off? Made the excuse that you're too busy? Or that you're sure it'll heal on its own? Or that you'd rather play another round of basketball with my best friend, Hasan? I think we've all been there, maybe minus the Hasan part, but booking a doctor's appointment can sometimes seem so daunting.

But thanks to ZocDoc, there's no reason to delay. ZocDoc is a free app and website where you can search and compare high-quality in-network doctors and click to instantly book an appointment. Listen, we're talking about booking in-network appointments with more than 100,000 doctors across every specialty from mental health

to dental health, primary care to urgent care, and more. You can filter for doctors who take your insurance, who are located nearby, are a good fit for any medical need you may have, and are highly rated by verified patients. You could also filter based on specific preferences, like if you're looking for a male doctor or one that speaks a specific language,

language has availability that fits your work schedule or has an opening in the next day or so. Once you find the right doctor, you can see their actual appointment openings. Choose a time slot that works for you and click to instantly book a visit. And appointments with ZocDoc happen fast, typically between 24 to 72 hours of booking. You can even score same day appointments. Chuckles, I recently got insurance after missing out on the boat at the

beginning of the year that I turned 26 and now I can use ZocDoc to look up all the in-network doctors that would fit my insurance. I'm going to use ZocDoc right now! Right now! And Schlatt already uses it too. Chucklers, stop putting off those doctor's appointments and go to ZocDoc.com slash chuckle to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. That's Z-O-C-D-O-C dot com slash chuckle. ZocDoc.com slash chuckle.

You gotta go back to the club. I gotta go back to the club. I kinda wanna watch that movie now.

Yeah, I've heard it. That's just like people walk out over there like what the fuck was that? You look up Francis Ford Coppola on I need I'm like blanking on you made apocalypse now. Okay. Yeah, there's some other ones in there Yeah, cuz he makes he makes a lot of he's like a cine famed. He is one of the Kino guys out there and he's old and

Yeah. Is he? Yeah. How old? 85. God bless, bro. Did he make Requiem for a Dream? No. What? Did you tell him to die? I'm just saying, if you're 85... If you're 85, I want to know, how'd you get to 85? Yeah. Because he seems kind of there. I don't know for sure. How old do you think you're going to live? Oh, I meant the Outsiders. I was going to ask you guys. Okay. You read that book? The Outsiders? Of course.

Do I remember much of it? No. You know, we didn't really get through that point. Like, I really don't remember much of my childhood. Yeah. You guys don't remember much of your childhood either. My first memory was when I was three, I think, at Disney World. And I remember having seen in this sort of like amphitheater with like a terrace kind of seats thing. Yeah.

the Lion King like show thing that they would do. And then, and then it skips a little bit. And then we're walking along this little pebble pathway kind of thing. And I hear the music for the,

the show starting again and I like turn and I go to like walk towards where it is because I want to see it again and I get pulled back and you just hear the music immediately it's like the Pied Piper and then I get pulled away by this otherworldly strong force turns out it was just my grandma um and that's uh that's my earliest memory that's cute I feel like shitting in a corner of a living room is a little funny yeah what do you remember are you remembering the shitting and like why that that's what I would do

Like, do you remember? Because this was the first time you decided that corner. No, no. That's gonna be my poopy corner. Oh, it had been the poopy corner. That was just where I shit. Oh, okay. So if you could just shit in the same spot all the time, why not the toilet? Because I was a baby. Do better. How old were you? I was like two. You have a memory from when you were two? The poopy corner! Yeah.

Are you sure you just didn't make it up get body trained? Yes They can attest to the existence of the poopy corner. It was leave you before I was out of diapers I was No trauma, but don't believe you no trauma though. Yeah my earliest memory. Mm-hmm

My brother was outside hanging out with friends and he ran inside very disturbed and he said, this guy, he's being mean to me. He hit me. I was like three or four. I think I was four. And I got so angry on behalf of him that I ran downstairs. I found the guy and then I punched him. Really? How old were you?

I think I was like four? Dude, nice. Thank you. That's sick. Wait, that's cooler than either of us. No one can bully my brother except me. He's shitting in a corner. I'm trying to get myself immersed in Lion King. You're knocking people out at four years old. That's crazy. I mean, I don't know if I knocked him out, but you know, I did some damage, I'm sure. Oh, but I wish you did. I wish I did too. Damn. There's only two times in my life I've punched someone. That was one of them. What was the second time you punched somebody?

Grade nine, there was this girl sitting beside or behind me in science class and she kept hitting me. And I said, stop. I don't like that. And she just kept hitting me. And I said, I'm serious. Stop. And you punched her. Well, she hit me again a third time. That's self-defense. Stand your ground. I was like, no, really, you need to stop. After the third time, she fucking...

And then I was sent to the principal's office. Yeah, of course. Yes. You got sent to the principal? I think it's better than to smack someone. And so why haven't you done creative class? And I was in student council, so it was not a good look. Oh. So you had a political sort of scandal. Yeah, they were very disappointed. Very. Very. You campaigned on the fact, I'm going to replace all the water fountains with Chomo. Good God.

It's just a guy from prison. No student here will be able to go to a water fountain without experiencing some chomo. The hallways will be gushing with chomo. You guys are the worst. Plenty of chomos to go around.

I'm so sad because I love that term. And you know what it really has me thinking now? It's because you can say it for long. You can be like, chomo. Chomo. Anyone want a little chomo? But no, I don't want to say. Anyone want a little child molester? Yeah. No. Doesn't go off the tongue. But hear me out. Okay. I think I got this term from someone else. So it's not your fault? No. So now I'm wondering, did they prank me?

Oh, interesting. Or did they also think that it was chocolate milk? And by extension, did that person also, by the butterfly effect, prank me? Yes. I think we're all victims here at the end of the day. I think so too. Been saying. Been saying that. Been saying that. Whoa! Oh! Sorry!

Nooo shit. Wait, what's that? The example sentence is "fuck, the chomo molester offered a glass of chomo to his victim after the fact?" Oh, that's- that's disgusting. Okay, what if you went on Google and you wrote "chomo chocolate milk"? What are we cooking? Yeah. What are we cooking here? No, I like that. "Chomo chocolate milk." A cute fun- a cute nickname for chocolate milk! 81 downvotes, 19 upvotes. 81 downvotes is tough.

Yeah, I think we should stop saying it guys. Just learn what chomo means. It's a made up Spanish word. Yeah. Oh, good God. Yeah, we should not be saying chomo anymore. Well, but I enjoyed the moment. I'm depressed. I enjoyed the period in which we did enjoy that chomo term. We enjoyed that term. I agree. I agree. How long were you saying it?

Luckily, a month max. Oh, okay. So it wasn't that bad. You can't say anything anymore. They found a Mexican politician's head on his truck six days after he took office. That's scary. Cool. Yeah, look that up. Tucker, you don't need to look that up. I can do it. I know you can do it. But should we? Yeah, you don't have to. You know, just because we can do something doesn't always mean we should. Yeah.

Don't put it on... Mayor of Chomo, Mexico. Killed. Photos of severed heads circulate. That's really scary. Have you guys seen the clip of Elon Musk talking about how no one tries to... No one tries to what? He's like, no one's trying to take out Kamala because it wouldn't matter. Is that not insane? Have you seen the photo of him jumping? I've seen too many.

I really feel like there are so many public facing people that we actually have, we no longer have a good understanding of what they're like because so much of the things they say online aren't really them. Right. Like I'm so sure 90% of Elon's tweets are just like AI tweets.

Honestly, he's probably going at this point because he gets shit on so much. He's probably going into his grok fun mode and and like, and it's like, write me a funny tweet is not going to get me bullied this time. Please grok. And then grok's like, please grok, please.

Please show me a photo of my mother's getting fucking killed. Oh, stop. Do you guys go through phases where there are certain terms or words that you really like to overuse? Oh, absolutely. You got any right now? I can tell you some ones. Okay, so when you're... I was telling you one the other day when we were jobbing, dude. Yes, you're trying to make that happen. No, it's a thing. It's a thing. Emma, raise your hand. It's a thing, isn't it?

Jubbing. Tugger, that's a thing, right? It's a thing. Jubbing. I mean, I will say, I think it was the first... Oh, why isn't it coming up on Urban Dictionary? Oh. Jubbing. Uh-oh. Oof. Oh. I thought we had... No results whatsoever. Wait. Jubing? Maybe because you spelled dictionary wrong, Tugger? I don't think so. Jubing is saying you spelled it wrong, though. No way you explained that. I'm trying everything.

- There we go. - Yeah! There it is. - When you're eating so ferociously that food's kinda just going everywhere. This is pretty much exactly what I said. - We're jabbing. - Look at, read it. This is like exactly what I said to you.

Man, I was jubbing so hard at that steakhouse last night. I forgot to breathe. - But like some may get on the ceiling, the floor, your shirt or the walls. - We were saying this 'cause we were having some of the best Filipino food I've ever had in my life. - It was awesome. - It was incredible. - Yeah. - I wanna go back to San Diego just for that. - And it was great. - It's called Tita's Kitchenette.

I think. Tita's? Yeah. Tita's Kitchenette, I believe. If you're in San Diego, girl, go get you some Tita's. It's so good. Indigo. Yeah. It was, it was, it was like good too. It's like one of those you walk in.

And they're giving you seven servings. Floor is pretty dirty. They got like weird looking signs and stuff. And you know, it's like, oh, they don't care about anything but the food here. It's kind of cafeteria style. Yeah. There are all these ladies who work there and they all somehow kind of feel related to you. Yeah. Or at least will treat you as such. It's so. And they'll just like, they have, they'll just let you order way too much food, which we did. We ordered, we had,

We had to all walk out of there with the bags because we were embarrassed to- because we ordered far- maybe two- maybe two to three times the amount of food that we actually were capable of eating. Um, and so- Ordering with our eyes, not our bellies. Exactly. And, uh, so we walked out with all the bags so that we didn't throw it out in there. You don't wanna say that. 'Cause we didn't wanna be judged by them. But had you actually truly jubbed in there- Oh no, dude, we were jubbing. We- we jubbed nonetheless. We were jubbing. Uh, excuse me. I saw Mokey Man, she was going-

There was food on the ceiling, on the floor, on the walls. You are not walking out of there with a doggy bag if you are jubbing in the joint. Okay, jubbing doesn't mean, like, you're fully finishing your food. That's a whole different... It just means your mouth is really full. It's just the ferocity. Well, if there's just an insane amount of food, even if you're jubbing, you're not finishing it. Why are you trying to get on my case and tell me what jubbing means? I'm just saying a good jubbing based on that dictionary entry. Kind of.

Did you jub last night? We had one slice each. And let me tell you, the "awate" was on another level. The "awate" word I've been using recently: "electric."

- Oh, the electric? - No. - No, like it was electric. - It was electric. - But you said the oate. - The oate. - Was electric? - Was electric. - So electric is the word you're using a lot? - Yeah. - Oh, okay. What is oate? - We were at Boa Steakhouse. - Isn't that place?

Is it good? Yeah, it's good. You've never been? I feel like you've been. Is it like a, yeah, it's good? No. Or is it like, oh, it's good? I feel like you've been. Those are two different goods. No, it's good. No, I hate meat. Yeah, of course I eat meat. Okay, we should go. So it's like the again this week? Yeah. How good? It's great. I feel like you've been there before. I feel like I've been. I feel like we've been there at the same time, but with a group. Was it a Misfits thing? OTV thing?

I think it may have been, or maybe like, I think a Ludd and Hassan were also there. I think it was like two years ago is what I'm thinking. I really don't recall. The flight of...

Japanese A5 Wagyu at Boa Steakhouse is unmatched. That does sound pretty yummy. It's the best three bites I've had in my life, and it continues to be even to this day. There it is. You've got three from left to right. You've got the Kagoshima, and also it's kind of like how Japan, like it goes up Japan as you do it. It's like the Kagoshima, which is the southern cow, as Tucker would say, and then the Iwate. Southern.

Which for Chateauneuf, we usually think it's the weakest one, but we had a really good round with the Iwate this time. And then the final one is the coveted snow beef from the Hokkaido region of Japan. - Cold motherfuckers up there. - Where they massage the cows and they give them, they feed them very special feed. The cows have a beautiful, wonderful life. - They speak to them kindly so that they grow up happy. - In order to be able to buy the meat from this specific ranch in Hokkaido, you have to like buy it

license from them and like go through all these hoops and stuff to be able to have the privilege to be able to even buy it. That's insane. Electric.

Well, that's another year in the books, and I'm sure a lot of you are thinking, how am I going to make this year different? How do I build something for myself? Or maybe it's time to finally become my own boss or turn that business I've been dreaming about into a reality. But where do I even start? Well, Shopify is how you're going to make it happen. And let me tell you how. Shopify makes it easy to create your brand, open for business, and get that first sale. Get your store up and running easily with thousands of customizable templates, no coding or design skills required. All you need to do is drag and drop.

Their powerful social media tools allow you to connect all your channels and create shoppable posts and help you sell everywhere people scroll. Shopify makes it easy to manage your growing business. They help with the details like shipping, taxes, and payments from one single dashboard, allowing you to focus on the important stuff like growing that business. The best time to start your business is right now. Hell, with Chuckla Sandwich's new merch coming out, we're going to be using Shopify too. Establish in 2025.

has a nice ring to it, doesn't it? Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at shopify.com slash chuckle, all lowercase. Go to shopify.com slash chuckle to start selling with Shopify today. Shopify.com slash chuckle.

Hey, I'm Nolan Sykes, a host of Past Gas, the number one automotive podcast in the world. Every week, my co-hosts, James Pumphrey, Joe Weber, and I bring you some of our favorite stories from the hallowed halls of car history. From Bertha Benz to Enzo Ferrari to Mario Andretti and his purple underpants, we cover it all. Join us as we take a look at the wild stories and larger-than-life characters behind legendary cars like...

and car makers. So if you love cars or just like a good story, check out Past Gas by Donut Media, the number one automotive podcast in the world. Wait, wait, wait, hold on one second. I'm gonna leave finished, but where jumpers jump? And I know you've probably seen us on TikTok. You know, the two Filipino boys talking about conspiracy theories. So if you guys like conspiracy theories, ghost stories, unsolved mysteries, and just fun facts, give us a listen. I guarantee y'all you'll learn something new every episode.

episode. We got over 6 million followers on TikTok, over 400,000 subscribers on YouTube, and each one of them will tell you you got one of the best podcasts in the world. So we got Mandela effects, we got rap theories, and we got our own personal stories that y'all want to hear. My name's Carlos. And my name's Gavin. And we're Jumpers Jump. So pause what you're listening to right now, find us on YouTube, Spotify,

Apple, and all other streaming platforms. Thank you for your time. Give us a listen and check us out. My word as of late is, well, it's not really a word, just a little phrase. I keep saying, I like that. Okay. I like that. It's simple. No, no. It's about the cadence. Yeah, yeah. I know what you're saying. I like that. I like that.

I'd give that an 8 out of 10. Go ahead, Tron. It's like if you're learning a language. That's like the first phrase. Give it to me one more time. Simplicity is key. That's something I actually learned from Trump. I like that. No, no. Terrible. What's the rating? What's the rating on that? Minus 2. Minus 2. Dude, I have 10 points on you right now. Yeah. Do better. Cringe. I like that. No, no. Have you listened to us? I'm going to take a sip of water. Go ahead. Try again.

I like that. I like that. I think I lost a little bit since I haven't heard. You went a little too deep in comparison to your happy voice. Oh, I like that. So what's the difference between liking something and using that to say you like something? Well, let me tell you. Okay. Oh, I like that ketchup. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Someone saying, oh, it's so sunny out. The weather is beautiful. Let's go to the park. You turn to them. You go, I like that.

I like that. I like that. I like that. Almost always with a nod. I like that. It does call for a nod. Tucker, give us one. I like that. I like that. Oh, go ahead. I like that. No, no. I like that. Yes. Yes. I like that. Okay. Getting there. I like that. You need to up the confidence on it. Hit me. I like that.

- I like that. - More emphasis on the like, the that is just at the end. - I like that.

that was the same way i said it no no no yes it was no go ahead you're tone deaf right now let's get tucker to say it i like that no definitely not you see like your cadence was better but you see even when you said it you seemed a bit confused when i say there needs to be some there is a little confusion in there have some conviction for once in your life man i like that i want to do fast

It doesn't feel natural. No, like, like, Tucker. Think about it this way. Let me give you an image. Think about, like, you had some drinks. Maybe you're feeling a little bit loose. The games are flowing. The time, the jokes are flowing. Mm-hmm.

I like that. I like that. There you go. And it's typically said as like a response to someone maybe propositioning something. Oh, okay. So like, let's go drink some Jomo. I like that. I like Jomo. I mean, yeah. You're at Bo's Steakhouse. You've just had the Wagyu. The Kagoshima, the Oate, and the snow beef in that order. The Oate. It's delicious. Someone goes...

Dessert? You go, "I like that!" Okay. You know? That, honestly... I think something that makes it easier also is the head nod at the same time. Can I get a lease on that? It helps with the cadence. Can I get a lease on that? Can I... What can I get in exchange? You can start saying "Jubbin'". You'd have to pay me for that. Ah, damn it! How about this electric?

Electric's just a dictionary word, brother. I'll show you electric. Tucker, look up this. Kimmy Granger. No. No. No. Why? You're banned. We have a bit where if we're saying something's good, we can be like, oh, that's favorite puppy. That's favorite puppy. You have to do it. No. You're banned. So cute. Do you have favorite puppy? Bring him out. I think he's lost to the sands of time, to be honest. Oh, damn. So why is he for sale? For 600 yuan? Peculiar.

Well, because we had to have a man. Honestly, no, I could never sell my childhood. You're right. That's just that's just to be up there just for decoration. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Now we have another. Another one is if if you're thinking about like, oh, you're really looking forward to having something, you'd be like, oh, I'm

Like if Schlapp, you know, he hadn't had some alcohol in like more than an hour, he could be needing some fireball. He'd be like, or his Benedictine, he'd be like, oh, I'm goosing for some Benedictine. - Ooh, goosing. - I'm goosing for that. - I haven't heard goosing before. I would usually say fiending.

Did you guys say fiending? Fiending is good. Yeah? Goosing is an invented one by me. Because I just, I think, you know what it was? I had been working on a video and I hadn't slept in like 20, maybe 32 hours. And

I was going crazy. I was like at that point in the tired where it's like suddenly you feel like you have energy. I made this TikTok and I was like, guys, I just have the best idea. If you say you really want something, you can say that you're goosing for it. So it's like, oh man, oh shit. I'm really goosing for some fucking tomato ketchup right now. I'm goosing for that. But can you explain why goosing? Because it just sounds like it makes sense, you know? Geese? No, goose.

Goose. You goosing for a jubbing. Goosing for a jubbing. I like that. I'm goosing to jub on some chomo. You don't want to jub on a chomo. But why? I think for me when it comes to a term like that. Oh yeah, here it is.

Yeah, you can. 27 hours and I came up with an awesome new fucking thing. It's a fun new phrase you can use and everyone's going to like it. Whenever you want to say that you really want something, you can say that you're goosing for it. You could be like, oh man, I'm really goosing for some ocean spray cranberry cocktail. Or like, oh man, shit on my cock and balls and dick. I've been goosing for some Korean barbecue sauce. Oh man, hand wipes? Nah, I believe you.

i've been goosing for this craft i need to read the comments i need to read the comments right now read me those comments please oh let's see let's see i'm goosing for this phrase to take off this is really relatable ted that's kind of my thing i'm i'm sorry so relatable i put real hashtag relatable in every single one of my tick tocks so people just keep saying i'm relatable no favorite no favorite puppy's better favorite puppy's so cute yeah

Yeah, but these are getting on Urban Dictionary, which means they technically count, right? And... Did you put them there, though? Look up, I like that. The thing is, it's not... It'll be on there by the time that this episode's out. Oh, you think? Well, once this episode's out, I mean, they're gonna go. The issue with I like that is there's so much about the delivery. Oh, yeah. That's what makes it good. It's not just, I like that. There should be some way that... It's not no NPC headass, I like that. An expression used by drunk dummies to let others know when she likes something shiny. She likes something shiny?

are you i like that is also cute maybe just that that's more like i like that no i like oh i likes that yeah that was that one i likes that that's pretty cute too yeah i like that yeah i i specifically like instead of being like yes let's do xyz thing ladybird what do you think it is i like that

Did you say the ears perked up? Ears are going up. Ears are going up. We're valid. That's approved by the animal kingdom. Geez, wow, this is great. No, we've got a new one for the... We've got a new one for the books.

I like that. Do you guys talk about relationships on your podcasts? You talk about your personal lives? You do? No. Would you like to? I mean... I'm so curious to hear from you guys. Yeah, I mean, we could try. I mean, well, I mean...

Podcast is ending. That's another one. Yes. That we could talk about. T, never before heard. Definitely until now. You guys are ending the podcast. You're breaking up. You're having a fight right now. Yep. And you'll never speak. I like that. But we have to preface this discussion by saying that there is no bad blood. Oh, not at all. But no good blood? What's a good blood at the end of the day? If you've seen it, something's wrong. Ooh.

Me and Ted taught each other- I taught Ted how to jerk off actually. That's how deep that bond goes. Why? How? Well, we were at a sleepover. Uh huh. And he woke up and I was- I was jerking off. Okay. Why? At a sleepover? Cause I was horny. I don't like that. We-

I can't commit to this with you right now. Sometimes, Pokimane, you just wake up and you need to jerk your dick, okay? Well, I'll have you know, Don't Got One didn't know. Didn't know. Didn't know. That's why I'm telling you. So, Ted woke up, he saw me jerking my dick, and he's like, "What are you doing?"

Oh, he definitely said, what do you do? What is that there? I pulled up an old 1800s lantern. I said, who goes there? Sir, what is that wanking sound? And then I showed him. No, no, no, no, no. That was a bad. I like that. No, that's a bad part of the bit because if he's teaching you how to wank, you can't know what a wanking sound sounds like. Oh, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What is that?

And then I said, "Ted, no chomo, just try this." And then I showed him how to do it. Because at the time, I was five and Schlatt was 19. Oh, chomo. But he said no chomo, so it was okay. Nooooo. You guys are kooky beans, but now I understand the podcast. Yeah. It's just outrageous bits. It is. There is a lot. What's the most outrageous bit? Wait, actually, you guys are just doing improv. Kind of LARPing.

Don't call us LARPers, Pokimane, please. I like that. I like that. I'm obsessed with that. I feel like you live a lot of your life in bits.

When are you not just thinking of the next bit? The second the camera shuts off. Are you sure? You're gonna see it. You're gonna see it. He's gonna like, it's gonna be like this. And he's gonna go. Actually, something that the audience did. It was so good to have you on fucking. I'm so happy that you're here. Thanks for coming on, Iman. I'm gonna go to sleep now. Iman is crazy. And he's gonna go horizontal on this for the next, for the hour before we record the next podcast.

Whoa. With my boy. Actually, something the audience didn't see is right before the cameras turned off, he actually did like a Windows power on sound and then the bits started coming out. Yeah. Specifically the Vista sound too. Can you play the Vista sound for us? Flat, shut down. You shut down, Flat. Can you press him on the arm? That is a banger sound. I like that. That was good. I like that a lot. So... Wait, so why are you guys...

Shutting down this immensely successful podcast. It's his fault. I don't want to do it anymore. Yeah, why? Talk your shit, King. I have no shit to talk. As I said, I taught Ted to jerk off. There's no bad blood. I just don't want to do it anymore. So if you want, just to settle the jerking off thing, if you want to know how it ended off, Mewtlat, both jerking same time, Tucker play it. What? Play what? And it was kind of like this scene here.

where you just see boom boom boom boom boom this is us and then here's mine guys this is fucked up and then here's mine here's mine here i go i said here i go like mario here we go is this why i never came on the podcast before huh is this why i didn't

Um, I didn't- see, when he started- this is why when he said- started the joke, I think I was like, "not on the Pokimane podcast, Meg." And he was like, "On the Pokimane episode!" Um, what did- she's not above us. Oh, I did not say I'm above you guys. Am I above- You are in some ways kind of like the queen of Twitch. This is funny. This is funny. I'm also just- I don't- you know? Yeah, what's the- what's the most out there bit that you think you've ever done?

- Definitely when I was like 18, first year university. And I would get these Japan crates, which are candies from Japan in this box. And I would unbox it and whatever. And I think one of the things was like a candy that you would dip in powder. And then I brought out a credit card and I like lined up the powder and I was like, hey, cocaine. - Okay, that's par for the course for us. Remember when we snorted Cheeto dust one time? - But now I'm like 10 years older. Maybe not the vibe. - Oh, we did this like two years ago.

I mean, sometimes I'm gonna still make a little joke, but that was very boy. Yeah, that was boy. But I will say, comparing it to the Disney thing, it's pretty witty. Shit. I'm proud of you. Thank you. So there's a bug. Oh, does that scare you? No, it just startled me a little bit. Do you want me to handle it? Hold on. I think there's a... Let me just... There's a fan running! I'm so sorry! Wait, that smells fantastic! Fresh outdoor scent.

Wow! There was a cockroach in here earlier and I got it and then I entombed it under a water bottle. You got that. It's right there. What? He's right there. Oh, I'd love to see. Oh yeah, no, he's still there. Can we pick him up? Yeah. Sure. Um... I'm gonna use this. Oh, he's so little. Yeah. Yeah, I raided him. He's dead, bro. No, yeah, he's dead. He's dead big time. He's out of here. Yeah. I wish him a good life. So, have you tried actual cocaine? A good afterlife.

No, it honestly, um, the selling points of cocaine don't sound that great. I mean, if I were to have tried it. You probably wouldn't recommend it, right? I wouldn't because being someone with ADHD, it's like... Why do I feel like I've heard you say this before? We may have spoken about the hypothetical situation if I had tried cocaine before. If you had. Um, where...

You know, hypothetically, I would imagine that it would give you some post- it's chemically post-nasal drip, and hypothetically, it would be the effects of ADHD medicine, but for like 15 minutes. I've heard you say this exact thing, minus the post-nasal drip. Yeah. Guys, this dog is shivering. Yeah. I'm calling PETA. It's- well, because it runs on a gas engine.

It's a four stroke in there. Yeah. Not very efficient. I'm tired of hearing you talk about stroking. It's kind of like a weed whacker. It's like a two cycle engine. This dog is so cute, but like shivering to death. You like that? Yeah. You like that? I like that. I feel like I could do coke and probably benefit from it. Why? Tell me what you think about heroin. Oh, on the Pokimane episode? Well, heroin's different than cumming.

How? It feels like cumming, I bet. You bet? I don't know, I'm just saying heroin has been described to me by several people as the most amazing feeling in the world. But would you say that? I don't know. I really don't want to find out. Don't you guys think life is hard enough? Yeah. Yeah, it's so hard. Being a YouTuber, being on a podcast is definitely not the hardest. Us three definitely have it pretty rough.

We are God's strongest warriors. We're some brave soldiers out here for sure. No, but Chai was saying the other day that he thinks that he could try cocaine or heroin, try heroin once and like not get addicted to it. Do you know the amount of people I hear talk like that? It's so odd. Yeah, what I was telling him was I was like, that's what half the people who are currently addicted to heroin say. You know, it's not like a, some things are chemically addictive, not like mentally addictive.

Like you do it once your body needs that forever. No, it doesn't. Yes. Well, there's just a high likelihood. Forever? Yes. Forever? Yes. You think that you can poison your your Emersonian veins with heroin? Maybe I'll do it in the club.

Guys, is this dog dying? No. No. I don't know. They both kind of have a little... Well, actually, you know what? This one got someone dropped on its foot. It's like malfunctioning right now. In this studio. So whenever it's in this studio... It's nervous. It's nervous. Baby, I got you.

This one's chilling. Chilling big time. I got that. This one doesn't care. That one's chilling. Big chilling. Juno loves me. But yeah, for Choco, yeah, no. Choco's coming to a close. Why? Listen, and if you don't have a good reason beyond, I don't feel like doing it anymore because my life is so hard and I want to go try heroin. He wants to retire. Ted won't jack off with me anymore. Like, just make some shit up.

Come on, excite the people. So we have to keep doing it? No, no, like make up a good reason. Oh, make up a good reason. Well, I just feel like we've really, we've done the thing. I feel very satisfied with the episodes we've had. Honestly, I do. I'm tired of making up bits. I got no more creative juice. Like, what is the reason? I mean, part of the thing that we're excited about. What was the reason? Do you know what that means? I don't think so. Ah, girl humor.

Wait, maybe is it a TikTok based one? Like a sound? I mean, it's on TikTok for sure. Oh, well, to answer your question, though, I would say one of the things that I'm at least excited about is that we're having we got this final chocolate week. We got some great guests. We got Pokemon. Hell yeah. And I'm far from the most exciting guest. We've been doing this podcast for almost four years. Really? It's just getting on four years. That's enough. That's amazing. I think it would be cool to, you know,

to finish the project. Like, I don't think in the whole time that we've been doing this, have we ever done a project and had it finished properly. - No, and I think the worst way for projects to end is some kind of like death knell where they just kind of fizzle out and you still try and cling to the hype that it once had. - Oh, I know what you mean. - This would be a really, a really cool way to like close the book on something. - And with a bang. - And have it live.

On its own. Just kindly in the minds of those who watched it. And it's not like we're deleting everything. We're not dishonest. No, very, very well put. Well said. I think we kind of need to normalize just stopping certain types of content sometimes. It's okay. And on a high note. Yeah, exactly. If you feel satisfied with what you've done. Yeah, I think that the chuckle sandwich name is, in many ways, I mean, when...

It's a mixture of, you know, like we've been doing it for almost a full...

We did a full tour. We were freshmen, then we were sophomores, then we were juniors, and then we were seniors. We're in our senior year. We're on senior slide right now. We're coasting. Honestly, right now, this is the finals. Wasn't there a term for it? Senior slide. No, no, no. There's another one. Senioritis. Senioritis. Right? I remember. Yeah, the first episode, Shalice Mocking Lamb, debuted on January 30th of 2021. Amazing. Wow.

Where it then went on to become the podcast we know and love today. See, if we do it for another year, that might change. Understandable. Let's just end it on a high note. If you're happy with it and you're both happy to end it now, that's a beautiful thing. You guys should really celebrate, really. They're being bratty. Yeah, they get bratty. Say more. I mean, people all over Reddit are kind of bratty. Well, at first they were like, they're posting fan art and stuff, and now every episode they're like,

Yeah, I don't really like Tucker's tone in the last episode. I feel like he was a bit old. The one I loved was, "I don't think their jokes have been funny recently." Yeah, there was one that was just straight up, "Yeah, I just didn't like it this time." Why are you watching? Why'd you come to complain about-- what are we just gonna be like, "Alright, we're gonna turn up the joke funny level, brother." You know, as shitty as it is to read comments like that, I also think sometimes those are the people that love you the most.

Okay, that's fair. Man, Schlatt's been looking really overweight recently. That's one of the comments? Oh, yeah. Oh, they got really concerned. They were like, I think you look just fine. I'm worried that he's, I'm not Schlatt. Oh, I think you look just fine. Well, I've been cutting down recently, but whenever the cameras are on, I still have to drink this. Why? Because he has to. It's in his contract. Really? Yeah. You guys have contracts? Yeah. It's not just like a handshake deal? No. No.

He's locked in. We definitely do have an ad con. That's one con. Are the ads on podcasts good? Yeah, they're pretty good. They keep the lights on, I would say. You guys got a great studio. A great team. I like it. I like that.

He's beautiful, he's natural. We got Emma, the editor. We got Tucker, a beautiful producer. Our cherub. Yes. Yeah. I hear his tone isn't always, you know. Apparently. Well, yeah, no, sometimes he gets a little bit bratty as well. And we have to like, we got to smack him around, keep him in line. Also, this is an hour plus long content. Oh, okay. Sometimes the tone's not going to be perfect. Oh. Are you going to tickle me again? Tickle or give him a spanking?

Can you do that to- never mind. Tickle? Or the spanking? Don't come behind me. Not the audible gulp. Would you actually want a spanking? Sorry about that. I think Schlatt wants a spanking. You want a spanking? Again? Not from you! Okay, alright. We weren't gonna talk about that. No! No! No! Gun! Gun! Gun! *Grunts*

Oh, dude, it fizzles. The dog is shivering. Fizzles out. They changed water bottles, man. Oh, it doesn't do it anymore? No.

Guys, please not around the dog. I'm sorry. That's right. Yeah, that dog probably, I hope it didn't piss itself on you. It calmed down a little when you did that. Oh, okay. So it needs chaos to survive. No, no, no. When you pet. Not during. It was freaking out during the chaos. But in response to what we were talking about earlier. So all that aside. All that aside. Like, where do you see yourself like, I don't know, five years, ten years from now? I just started a podcast. So maybe in five years we'll also stop it.

In five years? Four or five years, whatever. Okay. Yeah, that's just you too, right? No, actually now. Yeah, so I did a solo podcast on Spotify and then I am now doing a podcast on YouTube with Lily. It's called the Sweet and Sour Podcast. Guess which one I am. And...

That's good, I like that. Lock it in! Lock it in! Lock it in! I definitely and, because I be doing both. So that solo one, is that not happening anymore? Nope. I did that for a season, and honestly at some point it's just like, I ain't got more to say. Start feeling a little crazy. I've told all my stories, I've said all my things. How many episodes? Yeah, we're four episodes in. Wow. Yippies! Look at that.

What do you guys talk about? Crazy dating stories? We talk about so many different things. I like the art. We do this thing where we go from topic A to B, C, D, E. Didn't finish A. And then, well, yeah, you know how it goes. Wait, so you... So, for example, last episode, at some point, we spoke for maybe a minute and a half about religion, and then we started talking about boobs.

And after boobs, maybe we would talk about something we did in high school and we just don't fully finish some of the topics. Yeah. And maybe we go back to them. Maybe we don't. Yeah, no, I can understand. It's very ADHD train of thought. Oh, surely. Like after after all these years, a lot of what we do, like a lot of time, we used to often do episodes where we would kind of just talk about what's happening in our lives and just kind of go off the cuff and riff. But nowadays, nothing happens.

Well, things happen, but it's like, I don't know. These days it's more like we'll choose a topic beforehand, like a game that we play, like a would you rather or like or fucking, I don't know, a tier list or something. And we'll do that. And that makes for doing it every week. It makes it a bit easier. Yeah, it makes it takes a little bit of the pressure off, especially if you're trying to do other work on the on the side and stuff like that.

But I mean, how was doing that solo one? I remember when you released that, I was like, man, I don't know if I could do a solo one where I'm just... Well, to be fair, I also stream for like hours a day. Right. You're an experienced yapper. I am an experienced yapper. So it's less so about the talking to myself. That I can do just fine. Oh my gosh, you're doing better. That I can do just fine. It's more so...

Coming up with a worthwhile topic every week and then planning out an entire episode. It almost feels like you're doing an hour-long monologue. If I just get on the mic and yap about anything... Oh my god, what was that? You guys really do have a lot of bugs here. It was a roach. The dog is not vibing with the rain. Oh yeah, so...

I could yap for an hour about anything, whatever, but I tried to do more structured episodes and for an hour plus it was like doing a video essay. It was very difficult. Yeah, I can imagine because you don't really have like another... Anyone to bounce ideas off of. It's like twice as much talking as you normally would. Yeah, versus with Lily, we can just have like a list of topics. Yeah.

and bounce off of each other infinitely, to be honest. It's really, really great. - Yeah, I imagine that's a lot easier now. - Yeah, and she's a great conversationalist. - Is that in person too? - The podcast? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Not remote currently. We have a cute little set. - Oh, that's cool. - We're kind of adjusting things. - Yeah, I wanna see this set. - Okay, is that a walk sack? - Is that a Togo? No, that's a Togo chair. - Look at the wide shot. - Yeah, I have one. - You have a Togo? - Yeah. - You got two Togos. - Two Togos. - We got two Togos. - Zoom out. - Hold on.

Zoom out. What's that coffee table? He doesn't have control over the... What's that coffee table? Dude, the lighting was so nice. Is that a Noguchi? Is that a Noguchi? I couldn't tell you. Noguchi from Design Within Reach. That's a Noguchi! That's a Noguchi! From Design Within Reach. Look that up, Tucker. Oh, yes, yes. Noguchi. I love those. Herman Miller. That's a $$$ coffee table. No, no. I think we got not the $$$.

Oh, you got the dupe. Yeah, but don't tell anyone. Do you want me to bleep it out, the amount that he says? Sure. Who's that dog?

That's- they're both Lily's dogs. Oh, they're cute. They're so cute. The hell? We were actually talking about your pets the other day. Oh yeah? My cat? We were talking about how you have, um, one of your cats is like the- is like that girl cat from the Aristocrat cat. Yeah. Oh, accurate. Yeah. Accurate. There's like a very rich cat. Very regal. Yeah. She bougie. Look at her! But a beautiful, beautiful cat. I remember when I-

I think the last time I ever saw this cat was when I came to do that Have you tried the meatloaf for the million subscriber video? Yeah, and I saw that cat and I was like that is like it looks like not a real cat Which one? Bo or Mimi? The one that's the Pokemon's gorgeous cat Mimi I guess. Oh, the white one. Yeah, that doesn't look like a real cat That looks like it was made in a lab. Like I know what you mean.

Sometimes I look at her and I'm like, how does it feel to be genetically blessed? And she just stares back with no thoughts in her mind. What's her personality like? Aside from feed me, human. She is, do you guys know the term sundere? I don't know what you just said. Oh, you don't watch anime? Sundere? No. Yeah.

No. Oh, so you have anime thighs, titty milk, and you don't watch anime? No, I don't watch anime. I mean, I watch anime. Listen, I am...

I don't watch like slice of life anime though. This sounds like a slice of life term. Maybe. It's kind of a term. Oh, okay. There's a T. For a character development process that depicts a character with an initially harsh personality who gradually reveals a warmer, friendlier side over time. So someone who's a little maybe like cautious. Like if you come at her, she'll be like, stop. But if you warm up to her, oh, she's so loving. Okay.

She's so needy. She just wants love, but she wants it from someone that she considers safe and trustworthy. You have to approach her the right way. Some cats you can approach however. With her, you need to let her smell you. Do you want to be pet? If she vibes with it, then you go. If she's not vibing, do not go. I saw a tweet recently that was like,

a woman who was saying that she doesn't trust men who don't like cats because cats are like a pretty solid indication of how good a man is with consent. I've seen that too. Because you have to like... And in a lot of ways, I kind of get it. I think I agree too. Tucker, do you like cats? I'm neutral. That was a no. You fucking piece of shit. He said I don't like cats and I don't like consent. I don't like that. Don't like that. What do they aim? That was good.

I feel like I'm the biggest weeaboo in the world that doesn't give a single shit about anime. Have you watched any? Nope. Bakugan in second grade. Battle Brawler. You haven't watched any? No. No interest. You? I have, yeah. Which? Which ones? Yeah. I've seen... For some reason, the first thing I thought was the Maruka Magica, like the magical girl show. That's Lily's favorite, I think. That one's crazy. That one, like...

That one was like, I was like, holy shit, this sounds like a horrible existence. I want to die. I don't know, I've seen One Piece, I've seen... You've seen One Piece? Like the whole thing? That's crazy. You can't say that like casually. I'm like working on Mono right now, Mono Arc.

There are thousands of those, man. Yeah, I know. I've been working on it for like three years. Thinking about all the One Piece episodes makes me dizzy. It is a feat to watch them all. You should put that on your resume. I'll go into it and do it for a little while. But there are so many arcs where it's just like,

a whole episode of seven just running that like they really when they finish it they really need to like release a super cut of it where it's cut down oh i could i would watch that yeah they could they could get that whole series done like the anime version and like half the time with the amount of time that there's just scenes of people just running and it's like

It's- they waste so much time. I feel like they must be making a lot of AdSense though, you know what I mean? I- in a manner of speaking, it was- Yes, I know, I don't- You know? They gotta be making cash. Exactly! Um, I don't know, what other shows- I mean, there was- Do you guys watch a lot of TV? Assassination Classroom, have you seen that one? No. You don't watch TV? No, not really. I watch YouTube. I got Good Mythical Morning on my screen, I got Smosh on my screen, and I got Idiots in Cars, car crash compilations.

That sounds like a good representation of your personality. And once every two months for 15 days straight, I'm up at 3 o'clock in the morning watching professional sumo. Why? That cadence. It's my favorite sport. Is that like when they have the tournament? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's kind of dope. That's when the bar shows. Yeah, yeah. I've started staying up and watching the actual live streams. Oh. Yeah. I want to try sumo wrestling.

I've done it before. Really? Yeah. How was it? Exhausting. It was really, really exhausting. It seems like it's easier than it is. It seems like it's all just pushing. No. No. Oh, my God. There's technique and stuff. I've done it with the inflatable thing.

Nothing like it. I mean, nothing like it. You don't know real sumo until you've had that Mawashi. I definitely don't know real sumo. Pass me the ring. You want to pull up that moment where I'm going against Yama? Yeah, pull that out. Nice. Don't drink that water anymore. Oh, shit. It's only a little bit. You might as well. Before we get away from the topic, what is your favorite anime?

i don't know if i have a favorite anymore because a lot of my favorites i watched so long ago yeah i mean if you name a bunch i've probably watched a bunch i watch all the recent ones like jujutsu kaisen okay chainsaw man nice demon slayer nice man you know it's crazy i don't like demon slayer but i feel like i like demon slayer season one yes some of the future seasons

Why are the titties doing all that? Too much! What are they doing? Too much. Okay, here I go. Whoa. There's me going against... Why are the butt cheeks out? It's all tradition. It's all tradition. Yeah, but where does the tradition come from? Years ago, probably. Oh. Did it feel like a warm hug a little bit? No, it's been like a big sweaty man that...

was unmovable. - To be fair. - I moved him a little bit. This guy on the right there that was like, he started really talking me up. He was like, "You know, if we get you in here and we get you training, you could be like one of the next great American sumo wrestlers." - Oh my, that's so cute. - Yeah, no, I was pretty hyped up and I was like, but I don't know if I want to. - No, you don't want to do that to your body. - Yeah, but it was, it was, it was,

It was tough. It was tough. But it was the hardest challenge of my life according to my title that I put up there. Good title. I love this shit. Would you drink that? Ten dollars. Ten dollars? You're rich! Twenty...five? Let me look at the... It's only flying insects. This isn't like the hornet spray. Flying insect and it smells fresh outdoors. I wouldn't let you. Wait a second.

You're a criminal. What do you mean? It is a violation of federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. Am I a bug to you? Oh, there were bugs everywhere. Buggy man. Buggy man. There were everywhere. Am I a flying insect? There were bugs everywhere. You act like one sometimes. There's one right now. No, no. I can't believe you just did that. The thing is, the fan just makes it go not at all where you want it to go. Guys. But it's keeping us.

- We're eating by the end of the day. - I assume we'll be like halfway through. What if I took a bathroom break? - Yeah, okay. Yeah, we can take a quick break. - Yippee! - Cookie beans. - Oh, you did say that earlier, didn't you? - I've been saying cookie beans. - I like that. - He is a little cookie beans. - Yes, he is. Like if, sometimes he'll get this little maniacal laugh thing. Okay. - Not now. He's not doing it.

This is the same guy who made up a whole fake scenario where he taught you how to jack off. That's crazy. Fake? Fake? No, make. I said a whole make scenario where he taught you. You're incredible. That was good. Thank you. Alternatively, take, because you were taking a long time. Taking virginity zero as opposed to virginity one.

Everybody knows when you learn to jack up the first time that's your first virginity. I've never heard of it. I'm making it up right now. Dude, what? It's not like a... It's not like an alien. He's like a face hugger or something. That's how Shly would have reacted if he was an alien. Oh my goodness. Very cute. So you've got your podcast. How long do you think you would keep...

For example, someone like Ludwig, he's been very clear about the fact that he's only going to do this for like...

until a certain age like he's like only got like three or two or three years. Okay but have you noticed Ludwig keeps saying that and then he keeps extending the age? Yeah because he's addicted. He's an addict. He's gonna keep extending the age. So for me it's like there's no use in me predicting what I'll be doing from three to in three to five years. Sure I have some general goals. Yeah. You know I would like to in the next five years take some sort of step in the direction of

perhaps being married or having a family. I think that's probably one of the only three to five year goals that I have. Aside from that, I'm like work. It depends what ends up interesting me or piquing my passions. I'll explore stuff. Maybe I'll get bored of some things. We're so lucky to be able to kind of just like creatively pursue whatever we want. Oh yeah. No, I've been doing that lately. I've just been like going and trying little things. And you've been stopping this. Yeah. Yeah.

it's funny you say that as the podcast is ending we are lucky we can do what we enjoy yeah yeah yeah i'm sensing some tension i don't know what i don't know he's like i don't know i can tell he's like implying something but i don't know what he's implying he's implying he doesn't like this yeah yeah he likes this this episode's great right he's having a good time this has been good wait he meant that yeah he did sometimes you know it's very hard to tell whether you hate a person

Oh, I don't think that he really hates many people at all. Can you name one? And we can believe it. Andrew Cuomo. I knew it was... He was the former governor of New York who killed my grandmother. That's why I reacted to the Chomo Cuomo because I thought it was... He killed your grandma? Yeah. His policies resulted directly in her death and the deaths of tens of thousands of other seniors in nursing homes. What did he do? He...

When the hospitals were getting overflowed, he sent people with COVID to nursing homes. You don't need to tell this to every single person that comes on the podcast. Well, clearly this is very impactful. She roped you into this, man. Is he a chomo? Is Cuomo a chomo? No, his brother is. Is he? Oh, so this is the non-chomo Cuomo. Just a moe.

Okay, oh yeah, no no yeah, yeah allegedly just a mall. The newscaster. Yeah. Ew. Um, something Cuomo. The, the, he was on the- Rivers, right? I don't like that. Sorry about your grandma. Cuomo, look up Cuomo molester. Yeah, me too. I understand him. Anyone else you hate? Not as much as that man. Yeah, Chris Cuomo. This guy, CNN fired him because he was a sexual harassment. Yeah. He was a sexual harassment guy.

Yeah, I don't think there's a person who hates more than Andrew. I don't like how his face looks AI generated. Yeah, definitely. Yeah. It looks like he's saying like, chuh. Chum. Chuh. Chumma. Chumma. Give me the chumma.

Yeah, I'm Chris Cuomo. They kill them in prison. They're like fair game. Yeah, Cuomo is like scum of the earth, even to prisoners. They're like, you deserve to die. And they often kill them just flat out. And the guards don't even care because they know that that's a Cuomo. Cuomo pass. Cuomo pass. You've been in jail? No. How do you know?

I mean there's several TikTokers I follow that tell stories about when they were in prison. Yeah, there's a lot. I love believing everything I hear on TikTok too. Yeah. Yeah. I've heard those things too. Yeah. I've heard those things too. Yeah. Should we go to jail just to see? We could. We could do... You know what they should do? That's a good stream show.

Just thought of it right now. Jail? No. You know that thing where, uh, the thing where it's like scared shitless or whatever? They take, uh, like juvenile, they're scared straight and they take like kids that are like in juvie or like are gonna Ah, yes, and they bring them to jail so they can be like, this is how you could end up. Do that, but bring streamers in. I would do that. And have some guy screaming in his face. I would actually go to jail for a day only, please. Yeah, beyond scared straight. Oh, beyond scared straight.

Geez. Yeah, no. That's a sequel series. Yeah, bring streamers into prison. Dude, there used to be some crazy TV. You know, we used to have Beyond Scared Straight where we just put people in jail for a day just to spook them. Yeah. And now we have like, I don't know, MILF Manor. Yeah, MILF Manor. Come on. You landed that and we watched it.

Is that a real thing? Yeah. You haven't... How have I heard of MILF Manor and you haven't heard of MILF Manor? I don't watch television. That concerns me deeply about myself. I don't watch the television. So what is it about MILFs that interests you so much, Pokemon? Who said I was interested in MILF? That's a crazy jump. You said you loved MILF Manor. I did not even say I loved it. Wow.

Putting words in my mouth just like all these kooky beans articles. No, MILF Manor is just... Do you guys know the concept? Clearly, you don't. So let us surprise you. I imagine it's sort of like a manor filled with moms that I'd like to fuck. Oh, so you would like to...

- Well, no, that's part of the name, Pokimane. - Is it like Jersey Shore, but with MILFs? - All right, well, let me tell you. - Okay. - It's a dating show/concept. - Okay. - Where there are a bunch of "MILFs." - Okay. - And you have these young men coming in to date and pursue the MILFs. So let's say six MILFs, six young men. - Okay. - Ooh. - They're like, "Ooh, what's gonna happen? This is such an interesting age gap dynamic."

Boom plot twist all the young men are the MILF's sons What? Yes, so they're all pursuing the other MILFs But it's also like the MILF and her son are all in this house right? That's fucked up. Is this not crazy television? Season 2 is different So it was meant to be a surprise. It's a surprise. We're just like your mom's also here. My son what are you doing here? Yes

That reminds me of this tweet I saw years ago that was like, they should make a show where they get 10 straight guys in a house and they're all pretending to be gay. And the goal of the show is for them collectively to find the straight one. So they're all trying to, you know, they all think that they're the odd man out.

And so the entire time they're just being as gay as they can to not get caught. All ten of them. How far will they go? Dude, that sounds like a crazy Jubilee video. Yeah. Yeah, that's wild. Or they cut, I don't even know which one. That'd be really good. I'd like that a lot. You would?

Whoa. He likes that. Whoa. I like that. I be watching. That's pretty good. I'll watch that. Wait, that was your best? Yes. That was pretty impressive. See, because it came from the heart. It came from the heart. You really like that. Damn. No, he does. He does. Yeah, fuck Mills. He does. Any other TV shows you guys like? Oh, another one of my favorite animes, Parasite. Kind of old. Really good. Also one of my favorite movies, Parasite. Is that like a 2000s one or something? It's like 2014 or something.

That one, but also the movie Parasite's really good. Parasite? Yeah. Good content. I'm a TV binger. And if you guys like food, there's this incredible show on Netflix right now called Culinary Wars. It's the closest...

Reality TV show. It's the closest to anime reality TV has ever been. Oh, okay. It is incredible. Culinary Class Wars? Culinary Class Wars, yeah. So damn good. Wow. Nice. I've been binging it. I was even watching it on the way here today. Is it true that you can't get, like, if I were to visit Korea, I wouldn't be able to get a taxi?

Why? I was being told by Peter That's untrue That I would not have a- I wouldn't get picked up by a taxi They're not that racist Wait, do you mean like a random taxi? Yeah Cause I think you can get an Uber Well he was saying that like uh Like, it'd be like someone like Sidney would try to get an Uber

And then they would cancel on her and not pick her up. And then Peter would try, and then it would be super easy. Do you mean on the app or physically? Maybe the app. Maybe the... I don't know. I frequently see someone not picking up foreigners, but how much is actually true? I've gone very recently. Really? Within the last half a year. Man, I want to check out Korea. I didn't get canceled on once.

Damn. Maybe they just- Maybe they're just like, "Ah." Saranghae! "What's better, Korea or Japan?" I'm going to Japan next month, so I'll let you know in a month. "I haven't been since pre-COVID-" Wait, what? Are you guys-

- Are we all going to Japan? - He'll be in Africa, but I'll be there. - No, I'm gonna be in Africa. I'm going to Kenya. - So you'll be there? - I'll be there. - When? - The 28th of October to the 15th of November. - We'll be there! - Yes! - Let's do something! - Ooh, yeah!

Are you trying to go to Japan? No, it's just so funny because I read this- Sorry if I hit you with my ring. I read this trip with these folks like a year ago. We're going to Kenya and we're gonna go to like safaris and stuff and it's gonna be great. But now every single person that has talked to Schlatt since we've been on this thing is also going to Japan. Who's also going? Everyone's going to Japan! Who is also? I forget. Someone else is going to Japan. Well, Charlie's going to Japan with you. Charlie. Yes. Slime-sicle. Cool.

Tommy in it. Is he going to try? Tommy in it. Let's go. Yeah. Oh, he's getting jelly. I am. I'm so jealous, but we're also going to have a blast on this. No, it's fine. So my emotions are...

- What? - Just go. I know you want to. - That tone is unhappy. - No, no, I can go to Japan another time. These motherfuckers are going to Japan every week. - Yeah, I've been four times in like not even two years. - How much do you love it? - I love it. - Oh, I can't wait. - It's perfect. Have you never been? - I went pre-COVID, so like five years ago, very long time ago. - Guys, can we all just go again in the spring, please? - Can we all go what? - We might be there again. - In the spring? - Oh, sure. - We might be there, yeah. - Okay. - Why not?

That makes me feel better. Don't worry! Why not go back to Japan? I don't know, I don't know, I just... No, this is the only time when you're missing out. So good, man. I feel so zen. I'm zen mode in Japan. Oh. There it is. How's that raid? Literally, I think I'd rather have raid. Wait, what do you think objectively would be better?

It's good. You'll like it. Oh, this tastes like those candies! Yeah. Or it smells like it. I'm sure it doesn't taste like it. No, it tastes like it too. What are they called? The little cinnamon red candies? Hot tamales. I swear they had another word. Red hot? Red. Big red, the gum, tastes exactly like that. Yes! Except this is alcoholic. Yeah.

Are you going to Japan?

Nihoni iti... Ichigateru desu ga? I wanna go to Japan. Nihoni iti... Can you say that again? Ikitegateru desu ga? Yeah, that's a little bit long. Yeah, I mean, it's kind of shortening from no, which is a particle for ikitegateru. See, he's actually fucking learning this shit. Ichigateru desu ga? Desu ga. Desu ga. Wow.

Yeah, he's like, because everyone, the three of them are all staying at my apartment right now. And at the end of the day, he'll be sitting there on his phone and he'll go,

I use Pimsleur which is an audio course so because I care more about speaking than I do about like learning like I get you the kanji and stuff. You just want to be able to conversate a little bit. Yeah I want to talk to drunk people at the bar. That's basically it you know. I'm doing the same with um uh a more

common form of Arabic which is called Levantaise. Yeah, I have a lesson tomorrow. Every Wednesday, 9 a.m. Wow. Where I conversate with someone. That's cool. That's nice. Yeah. Like, because you're from Morocco, right? It's like a Lebanese. Yeah, so I know the Moroccan dialect but in Arabic there's like... Oh, like you look fully fluent? Mm-hmm. That's sick. I can't read or write Arabic but I am fluent in the Moroccan dialect. Say a sentence in it. I want to hear it. I don't know how to speak English.

Yes. I said, what do you want me to say? Say like, man, it's so fun being on Chuckle Sandwich, the greatest podcast in the world. Besides Chuckle Sandwich. Wait, so there's no word for Chuckle or Sandwich? Well, it's a proper name, so you wouldn't.

Yeah. And honestly, a lot of stuff like television, television. Yeah. So many things. French Arabic dialect. Yeah. Well, okay. So Morocco used to be a French colony. Right. So the country and the dialect has a lot of French influence. But that's also why sometimes if you speak to other people in Arabic, in our dialect, some of the words...

are kind of weird or confusing. Right. So I'm trying to learn a more common dialect, which is like the Lebanese, Levantaise one. And that's the one that you see online the most. And it sounds so nice. People who speak in Lebanese, especially pretty ladies, it sounds gorgeous. You'd probably like it more than French. Lebanese? Yeah, because you said French sounds kind of yuck to you. Oh, yeah, yeah. But like,

- Do you speak French as well? - That I speak fluently. It's actually my first language. - Your first language is French? - So earlier when I said I'm ESL as a motherfucker, like I meant it. - Wait, so you're like a polyglot. - What's a polyglot? - She's like, "German NYC." - What did you just call me? - Like a polyglot. - What did you just call me? - Polyglot. - Every time she says something, it shocks. She's a foreigner and it shocks the natives. And then it plays that sound. - A person. - Knowing or using several languages. - You know three languages.

Do you know Spanish too? Un poquito. Un poquito. Sí, señor. ¿Cómo estás? Me gusta el bueno.

Dude, stop! Don't do that to the dog. You're acting like I'm fucking butchering him! Yeah, you are! You're cutting him up into little pieces! No I'm not! He does look like a little hot dog, I don't know! I think they're like, uh... That one's like a wiener mix with a chihuahua, I think. Something like that. Is it Shimmering West? The other one? Yeah, yeah. No, they're both chill right now. Totally chill. That's the same thing when I'm learning Japanese, it's like...

You're a polyglot. Oh, I don't know the word for this, but if I say it... With a slight accent? Don't get it. If I say it like a racist person would... I mean... Would try and say the word to get them to understand. How can I get what you mean? What do you think... How do you think you say credit card? Credit card. Credit card.

That's literally how you say it. There's so many words like that. No, it's the same in Arabic. Very, very much so. Like in my class, I'll be asking, okay, how do you say computer? How do you say anime? How do you say movie? And it's all just the word with a slight accent. Literally. Movie.

Would that be it? No, I don't know. "Movie-do." "Taxi-do." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "Taxi." "T

Um, there's a lot of options. You can go by Teddy, you can go by Theo, you can go by... Yeah, but are some people just called Ted? My dad's name goes by Ted because I'm a junior. Is he a Theodore? He's a Theodore, I'm a junior. Okay, so has anyone just named Ted no Theodore?

Sometimes they're Edwards, but I don't think those actually count as Ted's and they shouldn't be calling themselves Ted. Why would an Edward become a Ted? Your guess is as good as mine. They don't allow to do that. That's completely different. But yeah, no, you know, Theodore's, they just go by full Theodore or like Teddy or Theo or Ted. I always wished my name could become a nickname, but like Emon. E? E. Man. No one...

- Maine. - Just Maine. - Maine. - Maine. - Just no, yeah. - No. - What? - He's got the strongest politician name of all time. - My full name is Theodore Kennedy Nivison Jr. - Ted Kennedy. - Theodore Kennedy. Ted Kennedy, what's your last name? - That's such a strong name. - Nivison. - He never uses it on anything. - That's actually your last name? - Yeah, Nivison. - I didn't know Ted Nivison was like your real name. - Yeah, it's not a play on the word television.

Damn it? What? That kind of freaks me out. A lot of people think that, no, I was just... It's kind of like how some people have like porn star names. You have like a politician name, but it's your real name. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My name is Granger. I've always just, I use my... No, don't. No. What? Nothing. Don't worry about it. He was going to be inappropriate again. This video is electric. Electric? No, no. I'm glad you're happy with him.

Are you happy? No, he's talking about the fucking thing he's trying to- There's a video on Pornhub. No. Oh, I thought he was saying literally this video! No, this- this- this- this podcast is electric, but he's- I mean, like, it's fun. But he said electric. The acting, I was like, on another level. And now he's just gonna show me something like kill me. No, no, do not show Pokémon porn, please. No! What is it, though? It's called Kimmy Granger Likes It Rough.

And why would I like that? What are we talking about? Come on. No, it's because we were talking about things that were electric. And that's what you think of? I think of like Pikachu. And herein lies the reason why this podcast is ending. He was right there. I almost had him. Oh, the bug. I thought he was just angry. So what I was saying was before I changed it to Ted Nibbison.

That's a crazy sound. I used to go by Jeberdeh. Jeberdeh. J-E-H-B-E-R-D-E-H. Jeberdeh. It was like a phonetical, like... Jeberdeh. Yeah, it was like, yeah, it was spelled like that. That's, um... That's what my Oprah pictures used to be. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. But that's not great branding. Skinny. Yeah, oh, yeah, because I was like... Have you ever heard of Jeberdeh? Yeah, I was like, oh, I thought it'd be kind of like PewDiePie.

- You know, that was sort of what I had in my head. - For some reason, PewDiePie is a little easier to... - Yeah, 'cause I used to... - Then again, it's not how you spell it. - When I used to go to summer camp, I used to have this nickname where everyone called me Jebediah, but when I would say it, I'd be like, Jebediah. So then I was like, Jebediah. - I get it. - And then I, so it was like a kind of... - What made you switch?

I was like, nobody's gonna fucking know how to spell this. Fair enough. They're not gonna know how to say it. They're not gonna know anything about what even it is. They're not gonna spell your current name. It's nonsense. And so I was like, I'm just gonna change it first and last name. Easy. And then for the rest of time, I realized that everyone thinks that my name is a play on the word television. And they don't know how to pronounce my last name. They say Ted-nivision. Nivision. But it's Nivison. Nivison. Nivison. Never-son. Um...

you wanna know what's crazy what's crazy pokemon 10 plus years ago when i first made a twitch account just to watch random streamers i actually had a brief thought and i was like hmm

I should make this username something I kind of like. Just in case someday I want to stream or something. Wouldn't that be crazy? And I did Pokimane because Pokemon. Yeah. Because your name is Iman. Yeah. And it was Pokemon. But have you ever had that thought before making a username? I never did with any of my other usernames. Like you were like, if I ever want to stream someday? Maybe someday I'll be a streamer. Well, that's probably because you just had interest in it. Let me put some thought into it. I think my username has always been jschlatt.

Yeah. Literally, what's your name? Who is this? Jay Shlatt. Yeah. That's actually my government name right there. What's your actual name? Bleep it out, Emma. Yeah, type it out. I'm just going to type it. I just want to tell you guys whether he looks like his name. Do you know what I mean? I mean, it'll, I think. Make sense? That's not right. You kind of look like your name. Okay, do I look like my name?

Oh yeah, you look like a Ted. Oh, what does that mean? You're giving Ted. Really? Okay. It's not a bad thing to give though. See, here's the one thing I've always thought in hindsight. I was like, oh, but what if I stayed with like Theo or like if I stayed with Teddy or something? I don't think you're a Theo. I think you're a Ted. Ted or Teddy. I like Teddy too. You're a Teddy. If you guys had to rename me based off how I look, what would you name me? I'm not really good with names. We'll figure it out.

Come up with something. Cook. Gloria. That's crazy. I think Sophia. Oh, I like Sophia. Yeah. That's good. What do you think about Gloria? I don't know. I mean, it's not bad. It's just... It's kind of like you ate the word, though, when you said it. You're like, Gloria. Okay. You're like... You didn't say it like you like that. You're like, Gloria. Give us another one. Come on.

Uh, Pat, uh, Patsy. Why are you choosing names from 1943? Patsy? Something a bit more modern, sir. Um... Why are you struggling with this? Just choose a name that's modern, at least. Emily? Emily? Like, not Emily, but Emily? No, he was figuring it out as he was saying it. He meant Emily. Emily.

It's okay, you can- I think he's gonna malfunction. You could be an Emily. He's shutting down. I feel like you're more- you'd be more of a Sophia than an Emily, though. I'm so not an Emily. I don't think I'm an Emily at all, bro. I think you act like a Gloria. Come on, dude, what? What? What does that even mean? Don't make me dox you right now. What about- what about Sophia? Do you like that one? Sophia's good. Alright. Sophia's not bad. If I had to get- if I had to get another name, what would it be? Gloria? Uh...

- Matt. You kind of look like a Matt. - Matt? Interesting. - Ted and Matt is like the one syllable strong names I think are fitting for you. - Matt. - Yeah. - There was a chance in another world that my mom was gonna name me, and I'm so glad I didn't end up with it, Jared. - Yeah. - I can kind of see that, a Jared, a Jordan. - Matt, what are you looking at? Oh, there is one.

Well, I guess you can't- I think a quick, like a quick confident sounding first name is for you. Like even Ken, you know? Don't do that to me. Why? What's wrong with Ken? Ken's good. Oh, Ken. Nothing wrong with Ken. Ken's good. Ken Nivison. Why are you looking up these names? I'm just giving you a frame of reference. Frame of reference? He's a cutie. I like him. Wait, the second photo's you.

Barbie? Yeah, that's true. And they wrote Ken. That is true. Oh, cute. Damn. Shlat, I think that you could be... I'll take it. Fine. Fine. But I'm not changing my name. Shlat, if I had to rename you, I'd give you kind of a kooky name. Gunner. Yeah. Gunner? Something like Gunner. G-U-N-N-A-R. A? Gunner. Oh, dude. Like the glasses? Gunners? Is that an...

Is that a- AR? Yeah. That's a name. You want a Gunner? Gunner. I agree with you. Gunner Henderson. There you are. Wait, he looks like you! Pitcher on the Orioles. Yeah, look at that. That's freaky. Oh, shortstop. My bad. And he's hot.

That is- No. We have the- He doesn't- looks nothing- he has the absolute inverse of my facial hair. Looks just like you, dude. That is- that is- But the same color and a lot of facial hair. Brown? That's bar for bar, dude. What? No, no, no. It's like a light, light, light blonde brown. Oh, that's strawberry blonde. And you both have mustaches.

Okay, but I have this and Gunner has this. Yeah, you guys you guys were we complete each other you guys Okay fine Gunner, that's my new name. Oh my god. He's with the Baltimore Areolas Gunner or I don't know Petunia Petunia yeah, it was a girl. I was going to be like dog page you look like a page

Satchel. Satchel. Satchel? Paige Satchel? No, Satchel Paige. The famous pitcher. Don't know. Do you have any... Did your parents ever tell you, like, optional names? No, my dad had a dream. What? My dad had a dream. He always wanted to name you Iman. My dad had a dream that I would be named Iman, so they named me Iman. Is the way that I'm pronouncing, like, a correct way, or, like... Technically, in Arabic, it's Iman. Iman? In French, it's Iman. Iman?

But in English, it's easy for people to say Iman. Iman is more like an I-M-E-N. Iman. It actually means faith in Arabic. Iman. My Iman. So Iman. And then in French, it's Iman. Iman. Iman. I like that. And more emphasis on the A. I really like the French Iman. And that's the one that I kind of grew up with because I went to a French school. And then in English. You got like an F and they're like, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

Just like that he vanishes. He went to the right. Not the dog! Dude, the fan! You sprayed that low and it came up. Thank God, it smells great. Guys, I don't know what raid that is, but that smells so good. Did that hit Lady Bird? You fucked her up. Oh, the jacket didn't come off. Can you guys believe one of the first things Jay Schlatt said to me was, he looked me up and down. He goes, that jacket's coming off.

I turn to him, I go, "That's a crazy thing to say to me." And then he goes, Ted goes, "Don't worry, he said it to Hasan too." - No, I didn't. I didn't say it like that. - And it came off. - I didn't say, "Don't worry." - Because there's no fan. We have a fan now. So now I look like a chomo. - I need to clarify. I did not say to not worry. I said, he thought it was like the same thing as what he said to Hasan, but not to worry. - Objectively, it was.

But I wasn't, I just want to clarify, I wasn't telling her not to worry about you. Because I'm worried about you. So I should worry about him. Oh, yeah. When's the intervention? Oh, soon. I'll be there. Hell yeah. No, I know that's not what you meant. It was just still a crazy thing to first date. Yeah, Pokimane sit down. That jacket is coming off. I said, okay, what kind of podcast is this? What kind of couch is this? He's a thirsty guy. Actually, it's really nice. The set's dope.

Thank you. Is this- is this studio yours all the time? No, this is Buddy's studio. We rented it out for this week. Dope. Yeah. Yeah. Um, well... This was a great time. I can't believe we've been yapping for two hours. Shalette, do you have any questions for Pokemon 4? Oh, he shut down. Oh, he's back. Vista sound. Wait, can you turn up the Vista sound? Quick, Tucker, quick! He's shutting down! Or the editor can do it. No, no, we need to hear it. We need to hear it. We need to hear that shit! Turn that shit on!

There he goes. It's so good. Hi, Iman. Hello. Would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no more video games or games? Unlimited games. But no games. I don't eat pork, so I'll take the games. Then again, I love beef bacon. Have you guys ever had beef bacon? Beef bacon? So good.

Regardless of any meat versus video games, I'm taking the video game. I've never heard of beef bacon. Because I can have other kinds of- It's really good. Wait, this just looks like bacon! Turkey bacon is mid, beef bacon is higher. Okay, you know there's- I've never heard of beef bacon before. You know, this certainly falls under the umbrella of unlimited bacon. Oh. And I don't know if you listened to the second part, do you want me to repeat it? Yeah, he was being pretty crystal clear though. Or video games no bacon? Wasn't that the second part? He's being crystal. No.

What was this? Pokimane, would you rather have unlimited bacon? Oh yes. But no more video games? Yes. Or games, unlimited games. Yes. But no games. But no games. Don't look at me. Well, how do I have games but no games? Listen, this has been a delightful podcast, but I feel like you're disrespecting our podcast at this point now. I mean, like, this is such a crystal cut and dry question. Did I even stutter? No, it's okay. How about I'll take whatever you recommend?

Well, that's not... Well, that's just not gonna work. I'm offering both of them. Then I'll take both. It has to be a choice. It's a binary choice, Pokimane. But you said you're offering both. You can only have one, though. That's a bit rude. So now you're disrespecting me. What? I'm not disrespecting nobody. Leave me out of this, dude. Whatever. I'll take the latter.

He's taking the games, but the no games. Dude, you got it. You got there, honestly. We got him. And then finally, if you had to choose a item to put on the chuckle sandwich, we ask this guess every time. If you had to choose an item to an ever-growing sandwich, what would that be? A condiment or a piece of something? Oh, provolone.

Nice. That's a good cheese. Has that been said before? I think so, but like that's a- In that case, Swiss. Well, now you've lost me. Why? Different cheeses. Well, has someone else put provolone? I don't have the data on that, but I was really excited about the fact that you chose provolone. It's really good, isn't it? Honestly, that would be appropriate too, just like dumping some tomato sauce on there. So depending on what other people have answered, one of those three. Okay. So it's potentially in flux.

Okay, Provolone second only to Mutz in my mind. I'll take that. Well, thank you so much for having me. Yeah, thank you so much for coming on. We did it. Pokemon. I want to let you know as far as this podcast goes, I like that. Yeah. Okay. All right. See you guys later next time. Peace.