Pumps finds cash-only businesses frustrating because she rarely carries cash and believes they are outdated in today's digital payment era. She encountered this issue at a restaurant where she couldn't buy a hot dog due to lack of cash.
Pumps considers the trend of 20 bridesmaids as guest abuse and performative. She believes it's impossible to have that many close friends and finds it insulting to guests' intelligence.
Jennifer believes those who correct others online are hypocritical because they often have enough time to monitor and criticize but don't use that time to address larger issues like world hunger.
Pumps views extravagant toddler birthday parties as a product of social media competition and parental guilt. She believes the parties are more for social media status than for the child, who won't remember the event.
Pumps believes a large wedding would be a bad idea for her daughter Emily, suggesting they go to the courthouse instead. She thinks Emily might get sucked into the wedding hype despite her current views.
Pumps believes men with macho bumper stickers, like those promoting guns or patriotism, have small penises as a way to overcompensate for insecurities. She also thinks they might be bi-curious due to their fascination with machismo.
Pumps sees marrying a prison inmate as an ideal scenario, as it would allow her to maintain her independence and avoid constant contact. She believes it could be the perfect relationship for her.
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