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Excellent. Welcome to America's Top DEI Podcast. Pumps, what have you had it with? Okay, what I've had it with is line hoggers. So I'm at the gym the other day. There's three of us that all walk to the water machine at the same time. This other gal and I grabbed the little cups they provide. This guy pulls out of nowhere, like a one liter container. And while we stand there,

He fills his entire thing up. And I felt like the appropriate thing to do would be to say, go ahead. This is going to take a while. But no, he sat there and we were both rolling. I mean, who does that? Lack of self-awareness, just hogging everything. I think you have to have more self-awareness in line.

I mean, you bury the lead here. I identified ages ago on this podcast, America's DEI Top Podcast, that a lot of problems in America right now stem around performative hydration. And you know what? You're exactly right because it was performative because I watched that motherfucker the whole rest of the time I was at the gym. He never took one sip out of that water bottle. This is just another...

Piece of evidence to my long held theory that all of this, the Stanley cups, oversized water bottles, it's all bullshit. It's all performative. It's all new. It's a capitalist fetish thing where people are fetishists. How big can my water bottle be that I carry around when everything else we're trying to make small, but that people want it to be gigantic. I mean, I just, that kind of crap drives me crazy.

The grandstanding and performing about drinking water like it's new or novel. And then the people who talk about hydration and being hydrated like it's a new thing. And it's like it's not new. It's just that we've all been drinking all these sugary drinks. And now we have this huge obesity problem. And then people are like, oh, no.

Maybe we should drink what our bodies are made of. Water. We should drink more water. That's a great idea. It's not new. It's not a new thing. What's new is all of the people that have a fetish about it. And they're fetishists. And I guarantee you the guy was MAGA. I guarantee it. Oh, 100%. I could tell by looking. Okay. I'm going to tell you what I've had it with. Okay. I've had it with, obviously it goes back to airports and air travel, but I've been traveling a lot lately and I'm at the airport and you're like in your boarding group.

And you're kind of like parallel with somebody. We're not in a row. You're kind of parallel waiting for them to call your group. So they call your group and you got some man, typically middle-aged white dude. And I start to take a step and he takes a step and we're still parallel and somebody's going to have to give. The last probably six flights I've been on by myself, I give.

Because I'm like, we're all going to get on the plane at the same time. It's going to land at the same time. We're all going to get off. And I know that my resting heart rate is a lot lower than yours. And we get off the plane. I can lap you in the airport on the way to baggage claim. I know I'm in better shape as evidence from my tennis career and pickleball that we've talked about previously on the podcast. Right.

So I always cede. And the men usually used to, they would let the lady go first. Right. Not anymore. And so I'm like, it's okay. You can go ahead. And they just, they don't say thank you. They, it's just like, they just dart to the line. And I'm just walking on behind these little smug pricks and they've always got muffin top, you know, right. Barreling out over their jeans. Yeah.

You know, just look like hammered dog shit. And I think I hope you liked that. I hope you liked that I let you go first. And then sure enough, I'm sitting around the person and I always make sure to let them off first. Really? Always. Because I want to prove that I can walk faster. Oh, like eat my dust. Totally. I'm like, yeah, you jockey. You just get neck to neck in there, big boy. You get your eagle shirt on with the grenade and I'm a big boy and all your stuff. Yeah.

and let's see what happens in the jet bridge. It's game on. And then I say, behind you, passing on the left,

And I just blaze right past him. So you second under on the jet bridge immediately, not even in there. And I let them know, like, pardon me, like you wanted to get off this plane first. You, you had to be a dick and couldn't be gracious and let the lady go first and the boarding. That's fine. Right. Are you going to be a dick again? And let me let you off the plane before me, which of course he did entitled. Right. And then, and then I've just, I've turned it into a thing where I'm like, all right, let's see how fast you are. Big boy.

Do they even try to catch up or do they just kind of, you think secretly embarrassed? I don't even know if they even track all that as much as it is like this juvenile thing to be first. Right. Like I like to stand up soon after the plane lands, but that's for my circulation. It's not because I want to beat others off the plane. It's because I don't like my blood sitting without moving for very long. And I know that's weird, but I read this article recently.

Years ago in People magazine about some woman who was flying to Cancun or something or another, and she got a blood clot in her leg. I've read those. And like it's set there. And I know I accused Josh of being a hypochondriac, and I totally admit that I'm being a hypocrite right now. But I do have a blood clot prevention plan wherein I.

I like to stand up immediately, kind of rotate my ankles, shake my legs off a little bit to prevent said blood clots that I read about in the great medical journal People Magazine. Well, absolutely. And so...

Yeah. So I always just want to blaze past it. But now my new thing is just let them all go first. Let them all go first because it's game on in the jet bridge. It's fucking game on. I love it so much that you take it over in the jet bridge. They're going down in the jet bridge. I probably would have assumed it went into the airport, but you're just like, we're not even fucking around. Because here's the thing. If you're going to be a dick and you're going to have to needle in

to the line to board early and then you're going to have to needle in to get off early. You better be in, you must be in a huge hurry. You must be. No. In the jet bridge, it is lollygag on the phone texting this person that was in a huge hurry to board. Huge hurry to get off the plane.

Do you feel really like, ha-ha, motherfucker, when you pass them? I just feel like, you know, I'm just riding with the wind. You know, just like, eat my dust, MF-er. No!

Sadly, he probably doesn't even know what's going on. So listener, I've had it with that. But, you know, it's conflict resolution. Conflict resolution. My conflict is with these, you know, just assholes in the airport that can't be gracious because they're in such a goddamn hurry. And then they get off and they lollygag. So then I'm going to say eat my dust, MFers. I like it. You know, it is always striking to me how everybody is like...

When they say, okay, we're getting ready to board the next plane, people like run up like the plane's going to leave without him. Like, it's fine. Like, everybody's going to get on and people just cram immediately. All right. So anyway, that's just how that's how I've handled that. And it makes me feel better.

And it makes me cope with traveling with the general public a little better, like an internal competition that I created. Well, and it also goes to your athletic prowess. Thank you for pointing that out. Yes. I mean, absolutely. They're just. Thank you for reminding the listener. This woman is a fantastic athlete. Yep. Got a tennis match today at 1 p.m. I will be ripping forehands. So you can come watch, Pumps.

That is such a gracious offer. I've invited her, listener, to come watch my tennis lessons slash match multiple times. And much to my surprise, she always says no. Right. I actually have a conflict. I have a workout at that time. Oh, at the gym jockeying for the... Yeah. See, here's what you can do in that situation. Okay, good. I need hints because I was so mad. I would just say, oh my God, I forgot my cap.

I forgot my big cup. Can you hang on just a second, sir, before you go back and just fill up about 10 little cups and help him carry you over to your weight machine and then just shoot him like Jägermeister. I mean, just go down and just shoot him. You know what I thought just now when you said that? What I should have said is, boy, you have a big water bottle. Are you overcompensating for something? Yeah, that'd go over real well. Right. Especially because it was probably my cup.

All right, welcome to I've Had It, America's top DEI podcast, the most mature podcast in America. I'm Jennifer. I'm Angie, the head beaver in charge of the most DEI-friendly podcast on planet Earth. Yes, and we have a lesbian hire because we traffic in DEI at all times. Kylie, I'd like for you to start adding your pronouns to your email signature stamp. I haven't noticed that.

And so I'd like for you to please specify your pronouns moving forward. I will. I'll start the email with it and then I'll end it with it. Hi, this is Kylie. She, her. Thank you, Kylie. She, her.

Or maybe I'll switch them. I'll do like he, him at the top, she, her at the bottom and just fuck with them. Really throw them off. Yes. That's great. Or subject you can put. Something, something, something. Kylie. Yeah. Listen up. Listen up, Magga. You, the planes may be crashing and we might not have enough air traffic controllers, but by God, nobody in the government is signing their email. She, her, you triggered little shit.

Titty babies. And I bet you on Trump's gifted plane, I bet you there are no pronouns on that flight, only security infiltration devices. What do you what do you think?

You think the flight attendant say she, her on Trump's plane? Well, no, of course not. Because, I mean, they're so triggered by the easiest things on the planet. The whole dismantling of the DEI is because MAGA got triggered by pronouns. Right. That you're that petty and insecure as an individual that pronouns, words,

Trigger you so much so that you want people fired and you want major components of American safety in government to be dismantled. Right. Because you can't handle somebody saying she, her. Yeah. Jesse Waters, Greg Gutville. Don't worry. I mean, have you ever seen two more triggered man than men than those two? No. I mean, they are just the biggest titty babies I've ever seen. I mean, every night, how easily triggered they are.

over pronouns and all sorts of stuff. And they don't stand for anything. Like nothing. It's like Rush Limbaugh. When he died, nobody ever talks about him anymore because he didn't stand for anything. Stood for nothing. Zero conviction. Zero. Yeah. On anything. Well, I'll tell you what Jesse Waters stands for.

Men should not drink out of straws. That's what his big commitment to society. Right. Right. They don't stand for anything. All that's just bullshit that makes them feel masculine for 0.5 seconds. Right. Well, beating up other people, that's their brand. Okay. Kylie. Yes. I've got a couple of reviews for you today. What pronoun are we going by today? Today, I think I'll be she, her. Okay. Okay. This one is five stars titled hate and they write, I hate it. Five stars. Okay.

That's a good one. Okay. And then this one is five stars titled, I love it here. And short char writes from the super stupid mega maga maggot state of Mississippi, where April 27th is now officially Confederate Heritage Day. Thanks to our moron of a governor, tater tot turtle. Yeah.

I would like to thank you ladies for saying everything that I say daily out loud. I am a black lady truck driver and I am visually assaulted on a daily basis with MAGA hats, MAGA flags, MAGA bumper stickers, and stupid cyber trash trucks. I could literally throw up from the onslaught of stupidity, but the sigh of relief comes from having you ladies playing in my ear and having a secret laugh at all these MAGA idiots. Keep up the great work.

That's a great review. I didn't know we were celebrating Confederate flags in Mississippi. They've been celebrating them since the Civil War. I know, but officially... It never stopped. I know, but I just... Officially licensed by... I mean, that... But it never stopped. No, it doesn't. Now I hear they want to resegregate schools. I mean, the Confederate... And this is, again, this is something that they will... A hill they will die on. A war they lost...

A war that was lost. They will continue flying the flag. And they do that because there's a specific breed of white people that constantly want to remind black people, we're here and we're not ever letting you get to the same place that we're standing on. And it is systemic. It is insidious. And it is so horrific. And I remember...

In Oklahoma City, when Barack Obama came when he was president to downtown Oklahoma City, there were protests, which I support, but a ton of people had Confederate flags. And Oklahoma wasn't a part of the Confederacy, and I'm sure that was lost on them, and they didn't know that component of history. But the purpose of that, Joe Biden wouldn't have been met with a Confederate flag. The purpose of that was because Barack Obama was black. The purpose of that was to say...

You, black man, are not welcome here. You might be able to do that in blue cities, but you're not welcome here. And of course, it made national news. And I was so embarrassed and I was so humiliated. And again, I just want to remind so many of our listeners are always asking, what can we do? What can we do more of? Number one, subscribe and help build liberal anti-propaganda media platforms.

chambers, echo chambers that we can all counteract the right wing propaganda machine with. But number two, on a personal level, if you hear racism, call it out.

Silence is violence. Allowing, and this goes to a lot of white people, white people are so insidious and always give deference to racists and racist statements and off-color remarks. And I am just a big proponent that all of us have to stop and you don't have to be an ass about it, but just to say, that is incredibly racist and I don't want to hear that. Right? It's cruel.

It's racist. Don't use that kind of language in my presence. Put them on the spot immediately because bullies always completely cower and shrink immediately when they're called out. That's exactly right. And that's such a good point about the silence. Because if you hear something like that, your general gut reaction is just ignore it. But if you just say, I don't think that's appropriate, I find it racist.

And you leave it at that. You're not looking for a big topic. You're not looking to change anybody's mind. You're just saying that's not OK for me. Right. I do not want to hear racist remarks about other human beings that happen to have a different color of skin than I do.

I mean, it's very simple. It's beyond appropriate. I mean, you know, you said that's not appropriate. It's beyond that. It's a human rights issue. It's a moral flaw. It's a moral shortcoming that happens in white circles that...

you know, the homophobia and the racism, and you see it both coded overt and covert on Fox News, but in a personal place, in a, you know, in our own communities, we can start to stand up and say, you can't say that kind of shit around me. You can go to your right wing media echo chamber, free base on Fox News, get your Facebook white supremacist group, go to your white Christian nationalist church, but around me,

I do not demean black people. What you said is racist and unacceptable. And I think you have to go further than appropriate. It's unacceptable. I like unacceptable better. I think you're right. You know? Yeah. Because people like you and me, Pumps, are in positions where we're around it. Oh, yeah. You know? There's no doubt about that. And letting those people feel that sting is

a little bit is our ways that we have to take back hold of the narrative that we support equality for all. Right. And, and, and you know what, I just keep thinking, because we've talked about this recently, those little bitty differences in my former life, in my former thought pattern, it was the little comments that maybe I didn't react to in the moment, but that I ruminated on.

And so those are the kind of comments that maybe people will second guess what they're saying. Maybe they don't even realize what they're saying when they're saying it.

But if you take – if you're called out in a situation like that, not saying you have to be aggressive or rude, but just that's unacceptable, that's very demeaning, it's racist, something like that, then maybe that person will start looking at that better. Because I feel like that's how it kind of started for me was the internal dialogue. So I'm – you know, that gives me some hope because I have control over that. Right. And you're – everything you said is spot on because –

It everything seems so overwhelming by design, what Trump is doing, flooding the zone. And this is what authoritarian plays do. You know, they they leave you feeling helpless and hopeless. And so many people in comment section and we get emails and DMs about what can we do? What can we do more of?

Maybe, you know, there's not enough protests right now, sadly, but we all have to work and Trump's economy. And but these are ways that that you can help advocate on a personal level face to face. When somebody says, you know, something racist or homophobic, you know, it's just and draw a boundary like I'm not going to be.

if you continue this type of language too, I'm not going to be around you. It's just, it's a deal breaker. It's a more, you've revealed a moral flaw that goes beyond politics for me. That is just leads me to believe that we are not compatible. Right. And have you noticed an uptick in misogyny, just little comments, um,

Since Trump took office, I don't know if I'm just more sensitive to it now. I'm paying more attention because I anticipated with his history with women, with his administration, you know, that he's surrounded himself with.

that I anticipated this, but I feel like I'm hearing more little remarks like on the radio and stuff. Have you noticed that or do you think it's just me? No, the data actually shows that what you're saying is correct. So there was a poll in 2018 that asked a group of 18 to 24 year olds, do you believe that women and men should be paid the same? Over 70% said yes. That was just 2018, seven years ago.

They did the same poll, same sample size now. And it dropped from the high 70s to the mid 40s. So, wow. Not only is that something you're hearing, it's something the data is proving. And it's because they have created, the right wing has created the manosphere. Because if you look at Trump's approval ratings, the people who buy it the least are women. When you get into white women...

Some white women are all chips in when a dry hump the flag with Trump and some weird fucked up twisted menage a trois. That's their problem, right? Educated white women. He's minus 38 minus 38. So there is an active attack on educated white women having jobs, having agency, having independence in the same way that they attack white

black people and LGBTQ plus and immigrants. And that's why I get so frustrated. And I know you share in that frustration with white women who have jobs and who are excelling because of liberal white women before them that paved the way. And so there is, this is intentional. It is an intentional attack because they're eliminating any parts of the electorate

that are not favorable to them. And they have built this massive media echo chamber in which to do it. And then you have people like Andrew Tate. Oh, and what's that dipshit? Charlie Kirk that goes to colleges. Right. It's intentional. It's intentional to get white boys and young men to feel like they are under attack and

And then it takes the eye off the ball. Why can't you afford a house? Why aren't you making as much money? Well, it's not because of women. It's not because of minorities. It's not because of drag queens. It's not because of trans people. It's because the generations before you have rigged the system.

minimum wage is not raised and you have a bunch of boomers and Gen Xers that just drool over their 401ks all the time, freebasing Fox News. Don't give a shit about the planet and the way they leave it or what generations do unless they share DNA with that generation. Right. That's it. Again, the movement stands for nothing, stands for absolutely nothing.

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Okay. So yes, Kylie, this video I sent to you because I thought pumps America's greatest legal mind would get such a kick out of it. So this is a guy, a judge and a defendant who's signing in for court and they're doing like a digital court hearing via zoom, which I think has been a lot more common post COVID. So this is the interaction with the judge and then the defendant play the clip. Good morning, sir. What's your name?

Me? Yeah, you. Yes. Nathaniel Saxon, sir. Your name's not ButtF***er3000, you yo-ho. Logging into my court with that as your screen name. What kind of idiot logs into court like that?

What's your name again? Nathaniel Saxton, sir, but I don't believe that I typed anything like that in. Well, that's what it says. Well, I apologize. Yeah, you should. I'll put you in the waiting room. You can sit in limbo for a while and think about what you call yourself online. Signs into court and his username is ButtFucker3000.

People are so dumb. They're so dumb. Yeah. I mean, it just... That...

I mean, it's flat when you pull into a Zoom. Am I right? When you pull into a Zoom, it has your name on it. I mean, you can see it. Well, I don't know. I don't know if he saw his or not, whether it's Zoom or what. Maybe it's some court system internal thing. Why would that ever be on there? Whatever the whatever it was, he had made his username as a butt fucker 3000 inadvertently logged back into that same thing.

And the judge is seeing him as butt fucker 3000. I really like about that is that the judge is like, you're going to go sit at the back of the line because the lines in court like that are hours and hours and he has to sit there and figure it out. This whole thing. I mean, it reminds me of like when everybody was during COVID, like people caught at work masturbating on their. Oh, yeah. And I'm just like.

You can't wait till the Zoom's over. There was a CNN. I forget. He was a CNN legal expert. Jeffrey Toobin. Yes. And he's just on some Zoom and just, you know. Beating the meat. On Zoom. I mean, I get it. Like if your kid or your wife walks by in the back or something like that. But to sit there and masturbate when you're on a Zoom with other people and you know it seems to me to be incredibly risky.

Well, I don't think there's any question about it. And that you couldn't wait till the Zoom was over. That's what I'm saying. Like, it's just, it's so stupid. You could have waited 15 minutes, Zoom's over, jack off to high heaven. During COVID, my kids have since revealed to me. So when the schools were shut down, they had to log in and do digital school all the time.

They each made a loop of themselves looking at the camera, looking down, typing, making a note. And it was about a three minute long loop. And then they ran it on repeat. And so they logged into class and then put this video of themselves up looking like they were engaging in everything. Meanwhile, everybody in the class had done the same. They're all over playing video games.

Okay, here's what I have to say about that. That's brilliant. I thought it was pretty innovative. Had he told me that in the time, I'd have been like, that's, you know. You can't do that. But since then, they've told me. And when Roman did that, he was in seventh grade. So if a seventh grader can figure out how to fake being on a Zoom. Right. And you've got some legal expert over there beating off and butt fucker 3000 signing into court in front of a judge. Yeah.

And the seventh graders had this shit all figured out on COVID, how to skirt the system and not listen to, you know, your teacher drone on and on about equations or history or whatever. Right. I mean, if a seventh grader can do it effectively, these people should be able to. Exactly. Okay. What's next, Kylie? Is it me? It's you. Okay. All right. Okay.

I found this story and I want to read it to you all. Japanese has been finally talked to his wife after giving her the silent treatment for 20 years. A Japanese man made headlines in 2017 after ending a 20 year silence with his wife. And they also lived together the entire time.

Oh, to Katayama stopped speaking to his wife, Yumi, after feeling she gave more attention to their children than to him. Though Yumi continued trying to talk to him. Oh, to only responded with nods or grunts. Despite the silence, the couple stayed together. Another child and maintained their home all without verbal communication. Yeah.

The couple's children grew up never hearing a single conversation between their parents. Their son, Yoshiki, then 18, said he had never once seen them talk, a silence that defined their family life. Eventually, he reached out to a Japanese TV show for help. Producers arranged for O2 and Yumi to meet at Nara Park, the same place where they had their first date. In a quiet, emotional moment, O2 finally spoke.

He says, somehow it's been a while. You were so concerned about the kids. I was kind of jealous. I was sulking about it. He went on to thank her for her patience, expressing regret and a desire to talk more moving forward.

You know, that's what I have to say to you, Mia, is be careful what you wish for. Exactly. Like you might think, God, I wish we'd go back to that. Holding a grudge for 20 years. Jealous that she was a doting mother. I think he, you know what he gets in my book, Thumbs Down. Well, he's just a titty baby. Titty baby. I mean, they're your children.

And you're mad that your wife's giving more attention? Let's just talk about this. Who's a grown up? When they're having the Cold War, they have another kid. That's the crazy part. They have another kid during no talking, which obviously you can do. All right. Let me ask you this. Okay. Would you rather be married to a yak mouth for 20 years or what was his name? O2. Hands down, not even close. O2. Okay.

I mean, it's not even close. Would you rather be married to O2 or your ex-husband? O2. Okay. I have a question for you. I noticed that your children, of course, I follow them on Instagram. One of them posted a graduation photo. Right. So it's you, O2.

your ex-husband and the kids. It was very nice. It was a lovely photograph, but I couldn't help but notice that you and your ex-husband were wearing matching shirts. And I wanted to know, did y'all coordinate this? Do great minds think alike? Did y'all have a conversation about it? I want to go over all the details. Did anybody point out that y'all were dressed alike? I want to know all of the details about you.

you twinning with your ex-husband. Okay. It's interesting that you bring this up because it was quite the point of interest at the graduation. Well, I can certainly understand that because I kind of zoomed in on the photo. I spent quite some time on it after double tapping the heart. What you're missing is that Emily, our daughter, had on a yellow dress. So I walk into the party and she immediately says, we're twinning. And I look down and I'm like,

I have on jeans. She has on a dress. It's just like, we're both wearing yellow. I'm like, okay. Yeah. So I'm sitting there talking. My ex husband walks in, he's got a yellow shirt on immediately. Every single person in the group with whom I'm talking says, oh my gosh, did you guys plan this? You guys are twinning. Do you call each other? And I was like, oh my God. You know, I was just like, wow, that's weird. Whatever. So then I go outside and I had three people

outside that don't know me as well as the people inside. So is yellow your family's color? And I was like, we have been divorced for years. We are not wearing the same thing by design. Three people. All right, let's get to the neck cutting. Okay. What did your ex say to you about it and tell us all of the interaction you had with him? He was trying to make like, haha, isn't this great? I'm like,

People wear yellow all the time. Like I was just having no part of it. I didn't find it cute. It wasn't a pale yellow. I mean, you guys were here wearing bright yellow, honking yellow. I mean, it was, it was, it was bold. It was yellow. And here's what made me so mad about it. I had just bought that shirt that day and I loved that yellow shirt. Will you ever wear it again? Absolutely. I'm not letting him ruin my yellow shirt, but here's the irony. So the next night was the actual graduation and

And I thought about wearing a green shirt. And I even had the green shirt on. Decided, no, I don't want to wear that. So I wore something else. I see him and I show up and he's wearing green, a green shirt. We would have been twins two times in a row. Maybe there's stuff still left on the table. Love is in the air. Kylie, let's now hear what

any of our callers are saying. First, I've got one from Jay. Okay, I got one. I was just listening to your last IHIP news and you guys were talking about Jesse Waters and how he always is talking about like, you know, you can't use a straw this way. You can't sit this way. You can't, you know, act this way if you're trying to be a straight man.

And as a gay man myself, I do remember feeling that way. I remember before I came out thinking, oh my God, if I sit this way, people are going to think I'm gay. If I, you know, if I do this, people are going to think I'm gay. You know, like if I drink out of a fucking straw, people are going to think I might be gay. So I think Jesse Waters is just projecting that.

And like, Queen, come out. You deserve to be out. But like, if he ever came out as gay and still acted the same way, girl, we need to boot him down just like we did Caitlyn Jenner. Fuck that bitch while we're on the topic. Love you, gals. Bye.

Okay, Jay, I think that's so spot on. And Jesse Waters' pursuit in confirming his heterosexuality and masculinity, we too here feel like it is a huge red flag. But having your personal story added that you specifically, the things he said, you did those exact same things before you came out.

Just another tool in our toolbox here to help understand the psychology behind the abusive trauma that he projects onto his viewers. And I will die on this hill. I believe that so many men in the MAGA movement

have been turned on or aroused by a penis before. I'm not saying they're gay, but I'm saying there has been some porn watching, some bi-curious, maybe some are closeted. But I agree with you, Jay. They need to come out. And it's just horrifically sad that the Jesse Waters of the world earn millions of dollars and Rupert Murdoch earns billions of dollars.

at your expense. And that is something I will never stop fighting for is equality for the LGBTQ plus community. I agree with you a hundred percent. I think that the, and we've talked about it ad nauseum, but the more you have to tell people and let them know, yes, I'm straight or yes, I'm this or yes, I'm that you're, it's an internal dialogue. You're telling yourself and you're trying to convince other people. And I,

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All right, Kelly, who's next? Okay. Up next, we've got Steven. I have had it with people turning their ages into different words. What do I mean by this? When someone says, oh, instead of turning 21, oh, I'm turning 20 fun. Or what I just saw, someone said, entering into 30 thrive.

And I'm a little confused because are you 33 or are you 35? This is information that I deserve to know because you've put me into the mix. I didn't even know today was your birthday. But now I do know it's your birthday and I deserve to know what age you are. I've had it with this.

I did not know this was happening. Have you ever heard this? Oh, yeah. Yeah. 20 fun. Like 30 and flirty. Yeah. Yeah. Lordy, lordy, lacuse 40. You know, it's just all this stupid slapstick stuff.

narcissism. I mean, it's just the birth over the top birthday celebrations for adults are just more than I can take. I mean, of course, if it's your birthday, if it's Kylie's birthday, um,

I want to say happy birthday. I'm so glad, you know, send a nice message. But when the, when the person who was having the birthday does a lot of posts advertising about it and making poetry and making up words and making, replacing numbers with words, what we have here is just pure unadulterated narcissism and ego. Right. And I think it's perpetuated by social media, but I'm just going to say this, everybody that thinks they're so super special because they have a birthday, right?

You really aren't because everybody has a birthday. Everybody all day long has birthdays. Yours is not a national holiday, except mine was for a time because the courthouse would be closed on my birthday for President's Day a couple times. So I thought maybe it was on my account, but everybody has a birthday. It's just I get like when it is somebody's birthday and they post, like I saw somebody post the other day,

And it was their birthday and they are in a bikini and it's like, I'm 48. This body has made kids. This body has changed poopy diapers. This body has gotten divorced this body. And it was like, it was the most self-centered and the woman had a great body, right? There's no question about it, but she made her birthday post and,

The most ridiculous, overt, humble brag you've ever seen in your life. It was like, I'm 48 in this body, you know, and that shit is all over the internet. And it's just like, I would just appreciate and respect it a million times more if you just posted the picture of yourself and put, you know what? It's my birthday. I think I look really hot for 48. I would be like, double tap.

But going through the battles and the journeys of the childbirth and the, it's just, oh, another thing, the point it made is like, this body is seen many hours in the gym, you know, grunt, sweat and tears. It's just, it was like she had been off at fucking war. Like she had fought a war and had just returned home in a bikini. It was so embarrassing. Yeah.

Please send me the next time you get that. Next time you come across one of those. I will. Kylie, I need to see this. Of course, I'll, of course, I read it twice. I'll see if I can go back and find it. It was hilarious. This body. This body. And then, of course, the people, their enablers are like, oh, my God, you look amazing, which is what she wanted.

Right. Maybe the thing is she should have post herself in a bikini and say, I'm feeling insecure today. I'm 48. Please tell me how hot I am below. Here's the deal. I would have said you look so hot. I would have been like, okay. But you know what? Here's the deal.

Just shut the fuck up on your birthday. If you're at a birthday dinner. Right. And everybody does a photo and it'd be like, I had the best time celebrating my birthday with all these people. 100%. Or just write happy birthday to me. Happy birthday to me. With a photo of yourself. Yeah. But the reach arounds and trying to some Starbucks mom. Yeah.

Sitting there acting like her body has been through a fucking war and back when she has had the luxury of being able to hire personal trainers, top notch medical care, a husband that funded her bank account so that she could do all of those things. And then to post at 48, all that her body had been through, I found incredibly rich and narcissistic. Yeah, I find that to be, first of all, I'm dying to see, I'm dying for you to find it.

That's funny. I think what if about if you just put a picture of your birthday, if like you want, if you were dying to show everybody your body in a bikini and just be like, this is me at 48 look pretty good. I would even go for that more than all the other shit. Just happy birthday to me. Okay. Let's move on from that. Kylie, who's next? Okay. Up next. We've got Libby. Hi, Jen. Hi, pumps forward slash beaver and chards forward slash my princess Diana. My favorite lesbian. Kiki, Kylie. Yeah.

Kendall, whatever the fuck you're called now. I have fucking had it with Americans. Obviously you're not included in this because I listen to you.

as much as I can. But I'm actually on holiday in Portugal right now. And you're sat at the restaurant. Let me take your picture. You're sat at the restaurant. You're really enjoying the local cuisine. And I'm just sat there with my boyfriend. I'm straight. I know it's a monstrosity, really. And I'm trying to enjoy my meal. And these mother...

won't shut up they're so loud oh my god y'all that's so amazing how are you doing at brown no one fucking cares no one wants to hear you everyone is turning around in their seat trying to make eye contact to just quietly say shut up yeah that's what i've had it with

I mean, I agree with her. I didn't realize how loud and obnoxious Americans were until you travel abroad. And then it is just like, oh my God, we as a culture are so loud and me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Like there's no self-awareness that other diners might not want to hear you speak because

So loudly. And I noticed it when I traveled abroad. I was like, fuck, Americans are so loud. That's why I always try to have more self-awareness about other people, like when we're out and about or like walking down the hallways and hotels. It's always fucking Americans. Always. Just...

I'm here in this hallway now, so I get to be as loud as I want to instead of like, and it goes back to the whole Americans. It's we preach, teach and covet individualism. Europeans, it's about collectivism. It's about all living together. And America, like from birth, we're taught you are an individual and you are unique and

You are the best you there has ever been. You are the best version of you. And here's the deal, kids. You're not that unique. You're another person whose parents raw dogged and you're just trying to get through this shit show called life like the rest of us. You're probably the worst version of you and you could do a million times better by shutting the fuck up and quit screaming at the restaurant table. How about that? How about quit telling everybody how unique they are?

I don't think that's helpful. I think it's damaging. I bet they don't do that in Europe. You don't think they all get a participation trophy in Europe because they're so special? No, even just beyond the trope of the participation trophies, just the language that's always used with kids in the toxic positivity culture. You are the best version of you. You are so unique. You are so special. And it's like...

For a kid to hear that all the time, you go home, your mom's an alcoholic, your dad's a total piece of shit. You probably think like, really? This is special. I have been guilty of that, though, to my kids. Not you're unique, but just like, oh, that's so special. You're really special. Especially when they were little. I was...

Mark me down as a contributor to the problem. I don't do it now, but I did do it. Yeah. I have. Guilty. You are. See, and I think that's a part of the... My mom, one thing I'm going to say she was really good at is...

she would always say, don't worry about what other people think about you because everybody's always thinking about themselves. Or if I wanted to do something, she'd, you know, like when I'm older, I want to be an actress. Jennifer, everybody on the planet wants to be an actress. 0.01% are able to get into it. As special as you are to me, darling, you're not going to be that special to the world. I was always told that like,

Here to me in my eye, you're special. But when you get out in the world, get ready. Yeah, she did a very good job kind of prepping me to not think that I was hot shit. Surprisingly, that didn't help any sense of narcissism that I suffered from in my 20s, despite her best efforts.

Doesn't everybody suffer from narcissism in their 20s? But I tell you, she really tried to curtail it. And I just, I found that. And I mean, I lived in that for a solid decade. Some listeners would probably argue I'm still there. Yeah.

Yeah. I remember my mom saying to me, nobody's thinking about like, well, I can't wear that. I've already worn it. And her going, nobody's remembering what you're wearing. They're worried about what they're wearing. And that is so true. And I was really good about saying that to my kids because in general, nobody really gives a fuck what you're doing. They care about what they're doing. Okay. The last one we've got is from Jason. Hi, ladies. Fellow Blacktriot, Gaytriot here from the East Coast. I've had it with...

People who, when you let them know how you have harmed them or how they have harmed other people, instead of their response being, I'm so sorry that I did this. I will work to be better. Blase Blasman on that narrative. It's always, let me run down the laundry list of reasons as to why shit is hard for me right now. And da-da-da-da-da-da. Bitch. Bitch.

I don't give a fuck that you were busy this week or that you didn't get that good enough sleep last night because what I'm telling you is that what you did was foul and some bullshit and you need to atone for the harm you caused towards me and other people. That's what I'm talking to you about. I don't give a fuck about your life story, bitch.

Take some accountability and grow the fuck up. I'm tired of this bullshit of having to explain why you did wrong when what really your response should be is I should do better and I will be better. I fucking had it.

Fucking had it. I 100% agree. Like sometimes you cannot give anything but an unmitigated apology. This, I'm so sorry. And of course, everybody has extenuating circumstance in every situation. But an unmitigated apology is few and far between. I totally agree. And oftentimes for the offender, it's cathartic. Right. To apologize. It prompts...

Enlightenment and growth just to sit in it. And even if you think the person is overreacting, but I think one of the worst things that people do, like when somebody says, that hurts my feeling. And instead of the person saying, I am so sorry, is that you're overreacting. Minimizing that person's pain. Right.

And here's the situation, listener. Sometimes a person is overreacting. Right. But if they want the apology, you give them the apology. Then you just start a full on ghost. You just start drawing boundaries. You realize this friend is going to be high maintenance. Too much. Too much. Yeah. But in general, you know, if you and I are both really good at this.

If I hurt somebody's feelings or have offended them in some way and they come to me, my immediate reaction is, I am so sorry. Right. Yes. And I try not to qualify. No ifs, ands, or buts. Just, I am so sorry. I'm so sorry that I hurt you. Right. And that's the end. Yeah. You're really good about that. Well, I just think it takes away from the apology in the mind of the person receiving it. If you're like, I'm sorry, but... It's like...

But you just have to be sorry. And just say you're going to do better. I think that's a great point. I'm going to try to do better. Yeah. The best you can ask for. That's a really good point. Okay, listen, that's all we have for today in Trump's America from America's Top DEI Podcast. Listen to me, listener. It is super important. One of the biggest things you all can do to fight the fascist autocratic takeover.

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But they outnumber us by a long shot. And we will never take this country back and have equality for all until everybody gets that and values that. And this is just...

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